“No one ever expects someone to lunge out of a toilet and shoot them with a shot gun.” You my friend have never been to Florida. Especially the extra country side of Florida
You don't even seem like a Floridian, Florida isn't known for country side. Only the beaches, and meth heads on the beaches, also crack head Mickey mouse.
Wilba the drippin fire i wa saying the american drinking age should be 21. You can drink younger if you have consent from a parent or gaurdian. At least in my state.
Hey Everyone it Has always been my dream to hit 1K and I’m so close, any support will be appreciated thx have a good day/ night everyone, and plz don’t hate
“I did it with fresh last night I know it works”-Lannan, 2019
As I see this he says that lol 😂
this comment is for dirty minded people
@@bruhchungus ur not wrong my guy XD
ɥnɹq ッ yes siiiiiirrrrrrr
I eat Little BABIES can I get sum of dem little babies for dinner tomorrow?
7:54 “sword fighting in the toilet”
Everyone: hmmmmmmmmmmm
El Chucko 9000 lmao
XD lmao
oh... Oh.. OH
Wow Di your only just find that out
ill pay money to watch that
Little does he know he gets an icon series in the future
I know that’s what I was thinking of write when I clicked on the video
LOL!!!!
He kinda did because he said that the process was about 2 years long for the skin being created...
He knew since like 2019 he was getting a icon it just didnt say anything he talked about it in his stream
Heh ikr lol
"Why does it work with fresh but not you?"
Lannan, 2019
2019: fall damage vaulted
Later: They vaulted bushes
See, bush meme arnt dead yet!
Even Later:
*Battle Bus gets vaulted*
Even even even later: they remove any damage taken by guns and traps.
They vault fortnite
They did
Lazar: "ok brodie me and you in the toilet 2 minutes"
Me: ok Lazar you do you
@Ravager D.A.T the only glory you get is the make a wish people paying you attention
Ok boomer
Zoomr Mcboomer whassup
@Ravager D.A.T umm no
@Zoomr Mcboomer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“ No one ever expects someone to lunge out of a toilet and shoot them with a shotgun”
Lannan, have you heard of the United States of America
stfu kid
ElijahDude you’re a kid too shut your yapper.
C&A Stuttgart doesn’t mean he can’t say it
Dawid Zïen ok 🅱️🅾️🅾️mer
You mean Florida 🤣
I got this recommended exactly 1 year later on 2020 nov 22
From ny so mine is 22nd
Same
What sorcery is this ?
Wow same
Same
Same
Who else pees on the side of the toilet to make less noise.
That’s weird
*Most random comment 2019*
@@TheBigSlimeYT agreed
Shah Haleem I’m a girl so I can’t do that lmao
TF?
Petition to bring back:
“Lazarbeams weekly Fortnite compilation of stupid crap because we don’t have anything better to do”
how was this the second comment for me?
@@Yubeyo4678 I think he did that on purpose
Yes I'll sign 1 million times
i just love ur profile picture
Bring it back
Lannan: "There's no way they'll think this video is for children"
Lannan two minutes later: "POOPY TIIIME"
Lazar bem he should make a vid about what is the live event in fortnite chapter 2 what is it going to be I like to no 🤔🤔
@@handsanitizerman1793 what??????
Sandra Saunders
First. GRAMMAR
Second. You’re making no sense
Third. There hasn’t been a live event in chapter 2 of fortnite yet.
@@imissopennets6005 ikr she made no sense
It looked weird when he was doing ride the pony
Can’t believe it’s taken me 4 years to realise that the person who killed Lannan had 21.1 health at 9:06-9:08
*Lazarbeam making a joke about being able to drink at 18*
Americans- *screams in freedom*
Yes
Jake Paul yes
Andrew Williams yes
Andrew Williams just a 14 year old dane dying in laughter
Andrew Williams lol
“Fall damage is vaulted...”
10 secs later, Brodie jumps from some ramps and gets knocked
Michael Medina he was talking about a glitch
Rothanak woooosh
Rothanak wooooooosh
He's in creative no fall damage fake
Wooooosh
7:32
Lazarbeam:
coincidently, that was on purpose because number two means poo
Winner of the match:
*confirms this by showing two fingers*
9:07 we not gonna talk about this dudes health being 21.1
wait- WA HUH! welp... there's lazarbeams channel for you
it just rounds up
Ik
LOL
I saw that😊
Be carful there are self promoters below
Take this ⚔️
Be careful solider
C-za ! Thanks dad
Thanks son!
I reported all of em
@@dusanurosevic1202 everybody liked that*
i shall use it with wisdom
No one:
Literally no one:
Lazarbeam’s keybinds: yeet
Jude Paine what the hell are you talking about
Ur keybinds are probably worse
Yeet is a dead meme
@@electricnarouto9047 not for lazarbeam
@@electricnarouto9047 not really
“Sword fight in the toilet” LOL
Sword fight in the toilet with our genitals
Mmmmm fist bumb😏
4:11 imagine seeing that in the middle of the night.
Fall Damage: *exists*
Lazarbeam: Yes but actually no.
@Alina Way Bish, in a nude u dont wear cloths.
Due to a recent issue, we have temporarily disabled the following: Gravity
Good one
BRUHHHHHHHHH
XD
😂
Due to lazerbeam *not* taking fall damage, we have temporarily disabled the following: Gravity
2:38 look at His right hand if u know u know💀
I was gonna comment the same thing so i checked the comments to see if I didn’t copy someone
🤣😂🤣
Oh
I want to stab my eyes out now
Well frick
9:15 "ginger bed and scooba driver" got me dying
“That’s a lot of people VIBRATING on one toilet”
- LazarBeam 2019
Oh god
Subscribe to me I do montages
Gendziyt YT *n o*
I can't wait until his channel get terminated : )
Gendziyt YT stfu big boomer
“Your baby can drink now”
- Lazarbeam 2019
Bro u commented this 3 times how desperate for likes are u
Can you shout out Four Amigos it would help out a lot
The child is 21 now?
Heyo
Holy Crusader no 18
“No one ever expects someone to lunge out of a toilet and shoot them with a shot gun.”
You my friend have never been to Florida. Especially the extra country side of Florida
Nash Horton who the hell is karina cat and why are they offering nudes
I’m semi assuming it’s a bot
Butter Puppet actually not true I LIVE in Florida and no one has ever attacked anyone that I know
Butter Puppet what’s up
You don't even seem like a Floridian, Florida isn't known for country side. Only the beaches, and meth heads on the beaches, also crack head Mickey mouse.
@Karina Cat. иαн вяσтнєя
the idea of a gingerbread man flying out of a porta potty and yelling “poopy time” at the top of his lungs feels extremely threatening
2019: Fall damage is vaulted
2020: *Fortnite is vaulted*
@supply drop thx
supply drop facts bro this made me laugh😂 here just take all my likes and go
Finally someone normal
I wish
Nah they already did that its called fortnite black hole
2:31 we all know old 2017 Lazarbeam would of put a brazzers logo on it XD
Same profile photo
Yepp But Demonitized
removing the XD would make it better
Alduin And Weird Adventures It’s their comment..
nitrogen dke kid friendly tv channel
"Your kid can legally drink now"
Any Americans: am I a joke to you?
Ok
Stolen comment
I’m english and can drink champagne at 16
Americans aren’t even stereotypes for drinking...
Sacrificial yeah but you have to be 21 in the us
lazerbeam’s title: fall damage is vaulted! Brodie 10 seconds later dies to fall damage
6:39 you can not tell me that doesn't sound like a kid saying hello
Yeah creepy
That dosent sound like a kid saying gello
Vigga You’re right, It sounds like a kid saying “hello”.
LEWISJC 08 it sounded like a kid saying hello but it farted😂😂😂 That’s totally not creepy
Balloon boy has possessed
Imagine a grown man jumping out of a porta potty at u and yelling “POOPY TIME!”
lol ikr
69 likes noice
its has happened!!!!!!!!!!
Lol
Lmqo
2:38
*imagine lazar’s hand was holding someting*
Like a *stick*
Lol
Or anal actually nvm
GREAT COMMENT
Like his stick
Haha
Anyone in December 2024
No 😭
Yes
Stop loser
Sorry not me
@ its December 4th though isn’t it?
“Die,die for me”
-lazarbeam 2019
Me:sees lazerbeam getting shot
Also me:NARUTO RUNS UP AND SHOOTS THE GUY
No a fuck off
Jobs fuck off
Shut up b×tCH
Noda
"The FTC cant say my channel is for kids,i just had 8 people in one bathroom." Me:wat ._.
ATK Gamer I just fuckin heard Lannan stay that exact line as I read your comment, wow how coincidental...?!
He’s talking about the new Coppa rules that are going to destroy many youtubers
Hue G. Rection I dunno ‘bout that pal
We ain’t friends yet...
Epic name plz
We could work somethin out!
Alina Rin no...
Alina Rin liar it was a blondey rofldjdjdjdjcksjdjcksjcks
Congrats on 12 million, love watching your videos and slowly seeing the number getting bigger and bigger
now it's 20 million!
@@iwasneverhere5735 nobody asked
@@SupaVilleMusic now it's 20.2 million!
@@blanana_m Now it's 20.3 million!
@@DragonXerx Now it's 20.4 million!
Whenever you were in the toilet with a rocket launcher and hopped out, should’ve had said explosive diarrhea
“I just had 8 people in one bathroom “
-LazarBeam 2019
Rigdon Begay ha gayyyyyyyy
9 people
Rigdon Begay eightsome
@@zaydentorres4624 you forgot to say no homo
Orgy
"I need to arm myself before I go poop"-lannan 2019
Pls subscribe to me
Christian
Pls subscribe to me
@@Zozo-yd2vq uh no
@@Zozo-yd2vq okay fine
Epic: * fall damage exists *
Lazarbeam: wait...that’s illegal.
@Alina Rin wtf wot
Fall damage: *Exists*
Lazarbeam: I'm about to end this feature's career.
“And a man dressed as a gingerbed jumping out screaming poopeytime”
No one:
Not a single soul:
Lazarbeam: "Swordfight in the toilet!"
Me: "I don't know. Sounds pretty gay to me."
wow I finally found a real comment
@@epicmemechannel Yeah, that's what's up.
Ohhhh I get it🍴⚔
@@Enderstro420 Haha, yeah. Penid joke.
Hey it's not gay till the balls touch so ok
Women's restroom: *Clean facility with acceptable hygiene standards, and adequate stalls for privacy*
Men's restroom: 9:30
Worlds truest thing
Facts tho
The womens bathroom is-
Womens bathrooms are disgusting ill have to disagree with your comment
@@bigbrisk8423 They are.
"Real men share toilets."
- Lazarbeam 2019
A year later and this fall damage glitch still works
Lazarbeam: We haven’t had a meme in 18 years, if you had a baby during last meme they can drink now
Americans: Confused Screaming
21
@@FireTriple8 no, 18 in Australia
Wilba the drippin fire i wa saying the american drinking age should be 21. You can drink younger if you have consent from a parent or gaurdian. At least in my state.
Well not legally
STATIK yea its legal with a parent
When he said “Brodie come sword fight” I thought he said “BOHDI (his nephew) come sword fight” and I was like ........
hamooo same
hamooo same
Same bruh
Karina Cat no bitch
hamooo me also
0:16 well not in America
Sucks for them
XD
No one cars
Gaby Flores *cares
true even middle schoolers vape and drink now
I swear ive watched this vid multiple times and all of his vids like omg I keep on watching the same ones as he doesn't post much anymore
Default: I’m going to shot him down
Lazarbeam: survives
Default: NANI!!!!!!!
Lazar: *yare yare daze...*
Grammar 100
Woah I was thinking of Nani in my head before
It’s “shoot”...
Shut the fuck up dead meme
At 0:44 in death feed you can see that someone fell 1 meter and died
Thanks so much for all the likes!
1 hp i guess? xD?
But still, you wouldn't take fall damage at that height
Died from “a great fall”
I saw that
I would have to ask a couple of questions on why you were looking at the feed
1:56 when you save your homie from 5 different stream snipers
FISH GANG
FISH GANG
FISH GANG BROTHERRR
Fish brothers
CrowdZ yessir
We must attack clickbaiters!
lannan: i got something explosive in here
me: it’s definitely diarrhea not an rpg
Lannan comes 2nd:
“coincidentally that was on purpose coz number two means poo”
I’ve not laughed that hard in ages😂😭😂
Thats not even funny, are you 10?
Rob Blk33 aha nah mate i’m 16
"Ok, I first have to arm myself before going into the toilet"- Lannan 2019
That's how America works
LazarBeam: “If you had a baby the last time we had a meme worth a full video, it can drink now”
America: *”Am I a joke to you”*
Lol Americans have to wait till 21
I think he meant drinking water but again he could be joking
No he mean drinking with beer 🍺
NJgamer
Also Canada: Am I a joke to you Australia
NJgamer we’re allowed to drink from 16
“Best meme of 2019”
*Spits out drink* 2019?!??!?
“Fall damage is vaulted” first thing that happens if his friend dying to fall damage.
if?
IKR odd...
8:09 I've got something explosive in this toilet waiting for them 😂
Yeah
He said that
🍪🍪🍪🍪🍎Craig🧐
Jonen
My name is Craig
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💌💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🛒💵💵💵💸
Craig
shania farrell tf
The end was perfectly timed with my screen time limit LOL
hahaha 😆
Then how did u comment
I dunno how did I?
@@drip9952 maybe he/she commented while watching the vid
Or maybe it's all hoax , there was no limit
Love you lazer great work
7:52 literally my school.
“Join me in the toilet”
WINDOYVIND whutwhy wha whaitttydixhrnxnxjxnst
"Sword fight in the toilet" yikes
LiTeRaLLy
Yeaah
Lazar: no one ever expects some one to lunge
out of a toilet and shoot them with a shotgun
America: hold ma beer
Hold my imperialism
Vietnam:hold my beer
Florida man: hold ma beer
As an American i 100% confrim this
@@lindy_4002 Hold my democracy
Imagine Lazarbeam as a parent. “Poopy time!” “Don’t you needa make a poopy?”
Virgin Heart. 125 likes no comments 😂 do ppl not like to comment on comments
@@YTCenz its the opposite for me. 125 comments. No likes. I dont loke comments because its useless
i’m poopy
Hey im a youtuber named cempixe
Oh look a comedian 👨
“Yeah bro sword fight in the toilet”
-Lazarbeam 2019
Karina Cat you don’t have any and I don’t wanna
You spelled lazarbeam wrong
@@sirmaru1610 oof u right
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Epic games: let’s vault fall damage
@Karina Cat no you fucking dumbass
@@bikoman869 rude
Karina Cat liar it was a blondey!
@@serb9756 nigga
Not funny
“Did he see me in the toilet that is the question”
Lannan - 2019
6:54
“Sword fight in the porta-potty” Lazarbeam 2019
Next meme: How much people can fit in a porta pottie
He needs see this
watch the whole video
9:28 btw.
Becky Becky whassup
9:23 watch the full video
So much for a weekly series
This is the only fortnite channel that’s actually still worth watching in 2019
Yeah lazarbeams the best
So true
No shut the fuck up kid
Although lazarbeams best
Robbie calm 👦🙏
*storm isn't even coming yet*
video: *shows nek munat*
lazarbeam: *is in final zone*
Fall Damage: exists
LazarBeam: I'm going to end this man's whole career
This WHOLE MANs carrer?
Hole man's not whole
It's literally whole you little kids
it’s "i’m about to end this man’s whole career" omfg
“Coincidentally that was on purpose”
-Lazarbeam 2019
Because number 2 means poo
@Alina Rin no
Alina Rin I’m a man of God
The bush is supposed to be an assassins creed reference, but I guess it’s broken now
Its_Fishy_ whassup
@Ravager D.A.T No SuB bEgGiNg
Is what a hater would say right now😂😂
imagine youre getting assaulted by a 28 year old man screaming poopy time after coming out of a port-a-potty
“Sword fight in the toilet” only boys understand this. Lmao
🤮💀🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😫☠️👻
You’re right I’m a girl and I have no idea what it means I can’t believe I’ll never know because I’m not a boy
Broccloi you Dont wanna know
Broccloi its Kinda gay too
2019: fall damage is vaulted
2021: fortnite is vaulted
PrimaryAce no 2020
Maceroni Gaming and Cheese no 23rd November 2019
No no no you guys are wrong.........it’s 3136
It's already happed in the season 10 live event
Oh yeah.......
love how lannan always finds a way to make me smile
Ikr he always makes me smile
bot
fortnite player: chilling
fortnite player 10 seconds later: getting jumped by an australian gingerbread yelling poopy time.
no one:
absolutly no one:
lazar: you took everything from me!!
Dominic Micheletti umm.. ok?
I dont even know who you are.
Lannan: it’s an official weekly thing
Me: still waiting for this weeks.
still waiting
@@user-ld6zb1xc1n still waiting :\
Who remembers the old intro?
"Gday gday ya bloody legends"
Omg thanks for 76 likes I've never got that much . Really appreciate it 🙂
He didn't end the video with "YEET"
John Meaney you only remember if your a true fan
@Karina Cat there are little fortnite kids who watch these videos get that out off here
@Karina Cat
Sus
@@codyanderson1036 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lazarbeam-this is a glitch
All of us-dear god
Lazarbeam-there's more
Us-noooo
How many of us laughed our heads off when Lannan said
"I've got something explosive waiting for them in the toilet"
Just me?..........
Lol
yup u fuckin 3 year old
Taco Bell
Just the fact of a grown man jumping out of a toilet screaming ITS POOPY TIME is so hilarious
Me: builds a sky base and gets shot down. Doesn’t take fall damage
Enemy: guys we’ve found a hacker
It's been 3 years that baby can now drink in America
“I probably will not last long”
-Lazarbeam 2019
Oh no no
The reason u don’t have 500 subs is because u have a fortnite profile pic
@@zacwilson8126 actually he does read the username again
Sub to me road to 40 subs
Alina Rin what do you mean
1:44 when your friend is injured but your mom has the car
“Real men share a toilet” Lannan Eacott 2019
I am gay not
JODisHere sup
If u watched Rick and Morty season 4 episode 2 then u will understand the truthfulness...
Hey Everyone it Has always been my dream to hit 1K and I’m so close, any support will be appreciated thx have a good day/ night everyone, and plz don’t hate
Ha ha real funny I’m serious
7:54 I’m arching this on a toilet
Coo
L
“If you had a baby the last time we had a meme worth a full video, it can drink now.” Every word out of this dudes mouth is comedy gold.
Nobody:
Fall dmg: Aight, ima head out
ṭıṭѧṅ lmao
I want him to use springloaded while carrying his partner
I like that he said a man dressed as a ginger bed and a scuba diver spring out of the toilet lol
"All i will have to do is arm myself before going to the toilet"
-lazarbeam 2019