For a little more info, check out the longer version on my TIkTok (I can make videos over 1 minute there): / corndogwilly Dave Wood's post: www.scrabulize...
I kept a scrabble dictionary on hand. My Grandmother would play a word and say "look it up?" I did, and each time I looked up a word I would rage quit and storm out.
How would someone play "jaculating"? It's 10 letters. You only have 7 letters in scrabble at a time. I don't think you could compose that from smaller words either
Mentally downloaded and ready for the one and 16 billion possiblity that I not only play scribble again ever in my life, but the board ends up like this during my turn. Thank you ❤
This reminds me of the kid who was getting beaten so badly in a tournament that he knew the game was gonna become famous, and chose to play porno as his last move
I once put down "member" on w triple word, then next go made it "remember" so It was across 2 triple words, then (i checked, its a real word) next go made it "reremember". ended up a good few hundred points ahead
@@pi3.14etc you can only use multipliers like that on the move you place on them. eg. member would be tripled, then remember would be tripled but only from one of its tripled and reremember would not be multiplied at all because it doesn't newly cover a triple. Also reremember is not a valid scrabble word (i checked, its not a real word). Stop lying for internet points.
@@GrandGourd why would I make it up? I don't care about getting likes or anything on comments, I just wanted to say what I did before. also I was like 11yrs old playing with my parents, we didn't follow the rules exactly as they were in the game and I didn't know about that triple thing until I saw your reply. I must have checked a different place to you as well because when I looked it was definitely a word maybe think twice before accusing someone of "lying for Internet points".
Imagine you're sitting with an E, drooling over turning Jaculating into Ejaculating on your next turn and then your opponent pulls out a 1700 point move. 😭
@@penuelodiaka6359 I'm actually reasonably impressed at YT comments. They're pretty funny most of the time. I would hsve thought it would just be a cesspool of insults, but usually there are some good ones down here in the depths!
I opened a private browser window to look up what "jaculating" means. Apparently it's innocent, and just means "to throw or hurl, as in a dart". Which... makes the other word's etymology make sense, too.
@MomPickMeUpImScared Plaything is used in English too, right? Skyscraper = Cloudscraper(Wolkenkratzer) in German We love filling the empty space between separate words though.
The game changing penalty was called after the WR spent a little too much 'zonetime', after the TD, to act out an elaborate dancing celebration alongside several other teammates... Back to you Dan.
@@88mphDrBrown looking through the collins scrabble word list, it's defined (as one word) as "standard time used at sea" onetime is an adjective meaning former
Ejaculating, from the 1660s until fairly recently, meant to loudly or suddenly exclaim something, as well as the more widely known definition. There are some Arthur Conan Doyle short stories where it’s not uncommon to read something like “Watson, do you not realize what this portends?!” Holmes ejaculated loudly.
And then additional records are immediately set for highest table flip, angriest table flip, and most concentrated hatred in a single game of scrabble.
And it was pulled from shelves around the world because it included higher frequencies of anemia and Stevens-Johnson syndrome. PS - Don't look up pictures of the latter ailment. It's the stuff of nightmares.
@@JRGUSC brah... if a doctor prescribed me something and it gave me Stevens-Johnson syndrome, im not suing him, im fighting him! that shit looks... not ok!
Oxy-phen-buta... You should take a medical terminology class. You're going to lose your goddamn mind when you find out how easy words become after that. You might even get bored with Latin and the english language
I've always found scrabble to be extremely frustrating, since language is constantly changing and evolving, so it just comes down to which edition of the dictionary is being used and who is most familiar with it.
Ig this may be against the rules, but you can have illegal boards in scrabble if someone plays a word that's incorrect but neither one catches it. If it is caught too late, a judge can rule it missed, and play continues.
i wonder how many letters you could physically fit on a scrabble board and still have everything be valid edit: just to clarify, i am assuming you have an infinite supply of letters, and not just what comes with the game
You got very lucky. To put this into perspective. If and when you go to heaven and challenge god to a game of scrabble, it would take nearly half of infinity for you to finally score that exact situation.
I want to see a death note style show but it’s just some guy becoming the best scrabbler ever and in the finale he carefully maneuvers his way into this position and his opponent just straight up explodes
The fact that four of those seven letters are letters in "Exodia" makes this move extra funny, because once you place all seven down, you practically OBLITERATED your opponents in terms of points.
My stepfather spent a summer trying to figure this out. It was in the early 2000s. He didn't consider this type of scenario he just wanted the single best score for placing one word on the board. Lackadaisically was what he came up with I believe.
👍🤩💝😂😂😆I’m going to set a board up just like this and ask some unsuspecting person I know if they want to finish a scrabble game I already started with an unknown person. The first move can be there’s and I’ll wrap things up with my 1780 point move.😂😆
What about if you got this? Would you not seize this once-in-a-lifetime golden opportunity? Would you not let the rush of adrenaline take total control like your own personal puppeteer? Would you just squander this legendary chance at an immaculately impressive feat?
Some perspective for you non scrabble players: Your typical *total game* score for one player is gonna be somewhere between 250-400pts. Getting to 500pts or higher total game score is a dominating feat. 1700pts for *one move* is cartoonishly insane. The odds against this happening are hard to fathom. This *exact* board configuration is required to pull it off. There are roughly 10^100 possible Scrabble boards. That's larger than the number of atoms in the observable universe... trillions of times larger. You're more likely to win the lottery *and* get struck by lightning on the same day than you are of being able to pull off this play.
Well of course, how else could you spell Donaudampfschiffahrtkapitänsmutze? Or Geschindigkeitsbeschränkungen? Don't even get me started on Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz.
In my family we used to plays against my grandma, and most of us never won once against her even though she was 97 last time we played it... RIP Grand Maman, you were the sweetest person.
See, this shit doesnt interest me that much. Maybe gets a “hmph, neat” at best. Cuz obviously this is a situation that will NEVER happen, a board will never end up exactly like that ever, much less would you have all the correct letters to make that play! Whats MUCH more interesting to me is the more tangible plays. Like what, theoretically, would be the best OPENING play of all time? Youre much more likely to get exactly the right tiles in your opening hand, given enough permutations. What is the single best word you can open with and in what position through the center is it, that leads to the most points to open a game with? That is FAR more interesting to me. Its still something exceedingly rare, but its realistic. It doesn’t require 20 hyper-specific scenarios beforehand. Its something that could actually happen from time to time.
@@d_andrews you don't need to simulate whole games, just search for 15 letter words where all of the letters can be included in another word. then you check if there is a legal arrangement of those words on a Scrabble board and calculate the score it would generate.
Just the kind of thing my father would have (and often did) to me over four decades ago. I never, ever, not even once in my life beat him, yet I would give a year of my life to sit down and play another game with him.
It just seems exceedingly rude the way people we love and hold very dearly up and die, without writing or calling afterwards to apologize! It’s been well over forty years since he left and I miss him as much today as the day I lost him. Phooey!
His exposure to dangerous levels of Ian/iDubbz from back in the day had caught up to him. It's like radiation. At the very least, we've now got a voice clip of Michael saying, "ejaculating."
Adding "e" in front of "jaculating" is such a power move. Couldnt get anymore climactic than that
loving the puns, exactly what I came for
@@sh3ikelpuns are good so long as you do it right
Such a power move i never saw it coming
And the best part,it was longer than 10 mins
when i play with friends, we ban explicit words. idk why
Jaculate - to throw something
E-jaculate- to throw something online
Imagine being him seeing the opponent staring at him like “if you finish that last word your gay”
Check mate ahh move
Ok I’ll remember that just in case
Maybe i can finally beat my dad at scrabble now
Peggy hill gonna love this
Me thinking that the board is not big enough for:
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
And
Hippopotomonstrosesquepideliaphobia
"Anyone wanna see how to make 118 squares go flying across a room by gently setting down 7 of them?"
😂
Underrated
84
@@qskar8763
That is a number, yes.
This is the best comment ever lmao
Imagine being up by 40 points and some asshole decides to decimate your lead with 1780 points
Lol
😂
What do you mean "imagine"? This totally sounds like something my mom or niece would do to me.
Just buy ejaculateing
@SmilingIbis this is so true
if someone plays “jaculating” with an empty triple word score in front of it they know what they’re doing
This is the guy who sits in the corner chair in every hotel.
@@ryanobermeitsuspiciously specific but ok
Sometimes you count up the E - S left in the bag and you just say "he doesnt have it"
Like bidding 68 in an auction
I just learned it was a word without the e in front 😂😊😅
Got it, I will now use the word oxyphenbutazone more often when playing Scrabble.
only a good 15 letters
More often means you will maybe remember it as a fun trivia?
Only two replies and 1k likes?
E
@@EEEEEEEE jaculating
Grandmothers as soon as you start winning:
This is the best comment on this entire video why does it only have 25 likes and no replies
It was worse when she got words with friends. I couldn't even play Bananagrams with my Grandmother.
I kept a scrabble dictionary on hand. My Grandmother would play a word and say "look it up?" I did, and each time I looked up a word I would rage quit and storm out.
They start ejaculating at you? 😢
Grandmothers are amazing. Cherish them while you still have them. : )
Thank you Vsauce, I will now always keep the letters A, B, E, O, P, X, Z in my scrabble games
🧐 *you're. 🎓 Best check oneself before one wrecks oneself 🦉 "Your" welcome. Facts - the more YK 💡
@@Sashil01 You could've just corrected hin like a normal person but you decided to be a dick.
@@Sashil01If your lucky
@@tempekrpk you’re
_JUST_ in case!
Remember to memorize this layout, and playing towards it along the way too! ^^
I love how this scenario is described as simply "unlikely".
"400 likes no reply let me fix that" ahh moment
And this is why michael is no longer invited to family game night.
E
@@EEEEEEEE jaculating
😂
@@Gabriel-lh7gy W comment
"Come on Michael, not in front of the kids." -family member
*very audible whisper* "This is why we stopped inviting him "😒. -another family member
The Germans probably have a word for when this Scrabble play happens and it probably scores 1800 points
Underrated comment
it wouldnt fit on the board lmao
hochunwahrscheinlichkeitsspielzug
@@sventobergte845 Höchstunwahrscheinlichkeitsspielzüge? :)
How big is the german board?
Whoever laid ‘jaculating’ was hoping for an ‘e’ next time round.
When whoever does get it, it just feels all so good.. that's the most satisfying moment ever
@@lubu5950 I know right? Especially when you do it with a loved one
How would someone play "jaculating"? It's 10 letters. You only have 7 letters in scrabble at a time. I don't think you could compose that from smaller words either
@XxXxVeLo CiTyXxXx probably by playing "tin" first
@@sandpaperunderthetable6708 😊😊
Mentally downloaded and ready for the one and 16 billion possiblity that I not only play scribble again ever in my life, but the board ends up like this during my turn. Thank you ❤
If my opponent uses the word "oxyphenbutazone" I'm flipping the table
The only acceptable time to flip the table
If my opponent uses XIS, I flip the table. After losing my turn on the challenge, of course.
Why tf did I laugh so hard
Yeet
Forget flipping the table, I'm suplexing them through it.
This game of Scrabble just became a no holds barred, Tables, Ladders & Chairs (TLC)match. 😅
We really have to emphasize the E when adding it to the board
EE-
I honestly didn't know jaculating was a word. Learned something new lol
yEs.
@@GrouchyGander yEah, i agrEE
finisher word for the highest scoring scrabble move ever recorded being "ejaculating" is just extra poetic ngl
It did finish alright
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7literally
XD
Nut
Lol
“… Is unknown.”
**Nonchalant Jazz music starts playing**
🎹 🎷 🥁🎼
"Jaculating becomes ejaculating" sounded like if you just discovered something neat and showed it at dinner.
"hey mom, look what i discovered. If you keep jaculating for long enough you'll start ejaculating"
"That's nice honey, now eat your peas"
YOU DID WHAT AT THE DINNER TABLE???
@@1SSJA really? in front of my salad?
@@boobenshnozle691 thought that was ranch dressing.
@@1SSJA C U L A T I N G
-plays a 1700 point move
-makes the word ejaculating
-leaves
🗿
His time came.
The ultimate climax
Scribbles post nut clarity
It's a quick finishing move for sure
Finished with the _SCRABBLE Facial_ dropping that hard ‘E’ on ‘jaculating’ for the win.
Omg
Giggity
no
This joke is so english, i cant understand it
This reminds me of the kid who was getting beaten so badly in a tournament that he knew the game was gonna become famous, and chose to play porno as his last move
if i'm up by 20 points and my opponent does a 1780 point homicide on my lead, someone's getting hurt
I am honored to have heard Vsauce say the word "ejaculating"
Ahem
🫡
There is also the female version anyway and it doesn't only apply to men...as you should now know.
Edit: yeah, all genders. (including men)
@@APersonOpinionWithoutThought what
@@APersonOpinionWithoutThought it's still...
what do you even mean
“You know what, f*ck you, Brian. This is the last game of Scrabble I’ll ever play with you”
- Peter Griffin
@@Klabbity_Kloots underrated reply
Don’t view this profile🗿
@@Klabbity_Klootsmore like something stewie would say
my name is Brian and I approve this message🤚
“I’m still winning by 50 points”
“E J A C U L A T I N G”
**wins the game**
Lmao
😂
I once put down "member" on w triple word, then next go made it "remember" so It was across 2 triple words, then (i checked, its a real word) next go made it "reremember". ended up a good few hundred points ahead
@@pi3.14etc you can only use multipliers like that on the move you place on them. eg. member would be tripled, then remember would be tripled but only from one of its tripled and reremember would not be multiplied at all because it doesn't newly cover a triple. Also reremember is not a valid scrabble word (i checked, its not a real word).
Stop lying for internet points.
@@GrandGourd why would I make it up? I don't care about getting likes or anything on comments, I just wanted to say what I did before. also I was like 11yrs old playing with my parents, we didn't follow the rules exactly as they were in the game and I didn't know about that triple thing until I saw your reply. I must have checked a different place to you as well because when I looked it was definitely a word
maybe think twice before accusing someone of "lying for Internet points".
If my opponent pulled that off I’d just quit then and there
"Board games as a whole are just ruined for me", honestly, after getting hit with this bullshit, fair take.
Imagine you're sitting with an E, drooling over turning Jaculating into Ejaculating on your next turn and then your opponent pulls out a 1700 point move. 😭
While also stealing that opportunity, to add insult to injury.
When he does it before you, that's called premature ...
Very sexual
@@JMCrookston These jokes in the comments are just too clever
@@penuelodiaka6359 I'm actually reasonably impressed at YT comments. They're pretty funny most of the time. I would hsve thought it would just be a cesspool of insults, but usually there are some good ones down here in the depths!
Imagine winning by 30 points and you get beaten with “ejaculating” by 1000 points
sometimes we have to hold that l
ayo??? beaten???? in what way???
@@somone1437 or in this case that wood
Imagine copying a comment
I'm here in this video
Michael always finds a reason to mention ejaculation. Admirable.
Tényleg? Én most hallom tőle először.
That's what you took away from this?
@@jimflagg4009how do you don't?
@@Brendan.C
How don’t you do?
@@bolson42 How do you do?
Grandma won’t see this coming 🗿
Opponent finna throw the whole goddamn table after you place that E
@@Dont_click_this_profile-v8j ok
@@Dont_click_this_profile-v8j bot
I would be so pissed 😂😂😂
Finna is stupid and makes you come off ignorant to anyone that sees it
real
Jaculate - To throw something in the real world.
E-Jaculate - To digitally throw something in the virtual world.
*You're in the Matrix bro.*
I like how I now have a synonym for yeet, but I can't use it in polite company. And impolite company would probably misunderstand.
Not again
iJACULATING: What Apple users do once a year
@@MrZoolook iJaculatingS one for the off season.
Muh
Damn, they added fatalities in the new Scrabble update
Omg😂😂😂
Underrated comment
Lol dude. Nice one 😂
But yeah, seems like..
It was even the newest version: Most Violated Fatality! 😅
That was not a FAtality...
That was a *BRUTALITY!*
I opened a private browser window to look up what "jaculating" means. Apparently it's innocent, and just means "to throw or hurl, as in a dart". Which... makes the other word's etymology make sense, too.
Bloons tower defense fans are gonna love this word
The other one's when we do it digitally so it becomes e-jaculating
@@pumkin610 Gotta jaculate faster!
When I ejaculate, I guess I do jaculate my sperm.
@@IceMetalPunkif you get the robot arm upgrade then you can increase the speed substantially!
Germans: Pathetic.
~proceeds to put down a 245 letter word coiled around the entire board.~
"and what do you call your (ballpoint) pens?"
"kugelschreiber"
@MomPickMeUpImScared Plaything is used in English too, right?
Skyscraper = Cloudscraper(Wolkenkratzer) in German
We love filling the empty space between separate words though.
@MomPickMeUpImScared-st4wi Bureaucracy at it's finest, as Hermes might say.
@MomPickMeUpImScared-st4wiI love Haustier - “house animal.” 😂
*pulls out welsh scrabble*
Out of all the BS words here, "zonetime" might be the most offensive
The zonetime, I had like, fiteen beersn I made a yourube commend
The game changing penalty was called after the WR spent a little too much 'zonetime', after the TD, to act out an elaborate dancing celebration alongside several other teammates... Back to you Dan.
I can only find it in the dictionary as a two word phrase like "gun control". I was under the impression you can't use multi word phrases.
@@88mphDrBrown looking through the collins scrabble word list, it's defined (as one word) as "standard time used at sea"
onetime is an adjective meaning former
U use that word and im gonna put you in the zonetimeout zone.
" I am mature... "
" I am mature... "
" I am mature... "
(100 Likes in 1 month nice 😎👍)
E
@@PsychSoldier756 jaculating
@@PsychSoldier756😂
@@PsychSoldier756 jaculating
People who edit their comment to acknowledge acquirement of thumbs-ups are cringy.
“Jaculating becomes E-jaculating” -Vsauce 2023
📸💥💥 4K ultra hd
always 💪
@@masonmaunz6060bet
@@TheWorstBridger bet
@@jjagpal504Best part is that he already recorded and uploaded himself in 4k ultra hd saying this
the only acceptable time to flip the board
E
what about “Yeet? What’s a yeet?”
@@icewater6841 YEET!
@@doinkstr _gets hit in the face by the board and a barrage of letter tiles_
true
The fact that the last word literally insults the enemy as a chefs kiss is beyond incredible.
E
J
A
What you mean
U
Me: (Looks up the words 'Board Games')
TH-cam: "I think you meant 'Ejaculating' for 1,780 points."
E
@@EEEEEEEEJACULATING
If I had a nickel for every time I've had this come up in a game.
I’d have no nickels, which isn’t a lot but its weird that it didn’t happen at all
@@jtteope1178 it would be weird if it happened tbh
I'd have 4 cents
@@bilingualistic8514 Weard amount for a nickel
@@dagonmoore2117 Bilingualistic has had this only 80% happen in a game.
The weirdest thing about this video is that "oot" is a valid Scrabble word.
also JACULATING
It's s Scottish for "out".
Ocarina of Time?
Oot = too but backwards
observe ontario terraforming
The last is of course the climax 😂.
He finished the game with a wonderful climax to the tournament, the highest scoring move, and game, in recorded Scrabble history.
climax
@@drog9235AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH-get out
@@drog9235 wonderful climax
So climactic
Climax ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Michael saying Ejaculating is definitely meme material
fr
Yea 😂
YEAAA
Or is it?
Ejaculating, from the 1660s until fairly recently, meant to loudly or suddenly exclaim something, as well as the more widely known definition. There are some Arthur Conan Doyle short stories where it’s not uncommon to read something like “Watson, do you not realize what this portends?!” Holmes ejaculated loudly.
“Oh I am winning by 40!”
“WAIT WHAT NOOOOOOO-“
hello
@@EnergeticSpark63 hello
@@zlomenyhello
what
Only 40!?
And then additional records are immediately set for highest table flip, angriest table flip, and most concentrated hatred in a single game of scrabble.
Instructions unclear, the board's all sticky now
Nah 😂
Hell naw.
what?
@@SkandhaGDthe last word
HELLNAW👀😭😭😭
He didn’t explain what “oxyphenbutazone” is. Now I have to look it up myself :(
Edit: it’s a type of nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drug
And it was pulled from shelves around the world because it included higher frequencies of anemia and Stevens-Johnson syndrome. PS - Don't look up pictures of the latter ailment. It's the stuff of nightmares.
Well NSAID
Thats a proper noun. It shouldn't be allowed.
@@JRGUSC brah... if a doctor prescribed me something and it gave me Stevens-Johnson syndrome, im not suing him, im fighting him! that shit looks... not ok!
Oxy-phen-buta... You should take a medical terminology class. You're going to lose your goddamn mind when you find out how easy words become after that. You might even get bored with Latin and the english language
Scrabble is one of those games that gets less fun the more seriously you take it.
agreed
Isn't that every game? 🤔
I don’t take it seriously at all and it’s still zero fun
Play George Lucas rules and as long as you can make up a convincing definition for the species of Star Wars alien you created, it is valid.
I've always found scrabble to be extremely frustrating, since language is constantly changing and evolving, so it just comes down to which edition of the dictionary is being used and who is most familiar with it.
The next player's move: flipping the table
jaculating, if you will
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
😊😊
having a friendly game of scrabble with my family then my dad pulls shit like this
I sure hope he didn't finish ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳᵈ ejaculating.
No pity for the weak
Yeah, I hate it too when my dad is ejaculating on my scrabble board.
"Jaculating becomes ejaculating"
Just some dad stuff 🗿
@@CrissCover thats how you become a dad
I’m proud of the competitor who made the word “Ye.” He didn’t know who he was going up against ✊😔
Sometimes you get a bad draw.
Also, “Ye” is a real word (e.g. Ye Olde Shoppe)
he was going to turn that Ye into Yeet, but then decided to do a metaphorical one instead.
Actually if you look around it, they made the word "pier"
And also the word 'ye'@@CorruptNub
Damn, I think mere mortals are just placing the E (triple word) And passing the turn.
That is more points than I’ve scored in my entire Scrabble career.
*Wow, you’re terrible!*
Damn. Highest I ever scored was 255 and that was the best day of my life. RIP Grandma, the OG Scrabble partner.
Over the entire game or in one scoring round?
I don't know if 255 points is worth dying for, though.
How’d you do it?
RIP as in she lost, or that she died…
Did… you kill your grandma with Scrabble??
To be fair, you would never use a word like ejaculating with grandma!
Honestly the most normal VSauce short I've seen all month
It is😂
Dawg why are you in almost every Short
get out
goofy
nerd
Ig this may be against the rules, but you can have illegal boards in scrabble if someone plays a word that's incorrect but neither one catches it. If it is caught too late, a judge can rule it missed, and play continues.
I played FELLATIO on my second date with my now wife of 18 years and thought that was impressive
foreshadowing
@@natethebluesman!!
Do not look that word up.
@@lovestowritte3550why what does it mean
@@CowGirlCat13 Something kids should not know.
Pull this in a family scrabble game and you’re getting put up for adoption
i wonder how many letters you could physically fit on a scrabble board and still have everything be valid
edit: just to clarify, i am assuming you have an infinite supply of letters, and not just what comes with the game
Thats a great question
Its 60
Straight to the point, neat
There are more than 60 letters on the board in the video we all watched, why would you make up lies like that
@@krizi4970 dont trust anyone on the internet frfr ong
@@teejaye110There are, more or less, 76 letters
love the tree potatoes shirt :)
If someone were to have the audacity to play that in front of me, we would no longer be friends.
💯
Sounds like a skill issue.
anyone who seriously pulled out "spelling bee the choking hazard" to play on board game night would no longer be my friend
this is the scrabble equivalent of making someone pick up the whole deck in uno
this is more like doing that as well as emptying the whole card you had yourself
Today I learned that jaculating is a word.
today I learned that oxyphonaebalenekwans is a word
What abt ejaculating 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@foozywolf it means urmom
@@m-a-s-e-y ok
“That’s not a word, Mason!”
“Well, dad, a TH-camr with 18M subs said so!!”
Oddly, this exact scenario has happened to me twice.
You got very lucky. To put this into perspective. If and when you go to heaven and challenge god to a game of scrabble, it would take nearly half of infinity for you to finally score that exact situation.
me: "ant"
opponent: "oxyphenbutazone"
fuck it I'm outta here
227 likes and no comment? Let me fix that
230 likes and one idiot only? let me change that
@@sheeeeeesh4779 -_-
294 Comments and two idiots
488 likes and 2 comments? lemme fix that
I want to see a death note style show but it’s just some guy becoming the best scrabbler ever and in the finale he carefully maneuvers his way into this position and his opponent just straight up explodes
Sounds like pretty much every sport-themed anime.
Sounds like a typical Yu-Gi-Oh episode.😂
Explodes starts with an E like e-jaculating then pacifying his/her cause it explodes.
Fragment statement.
I grab a tile and I place it. I grab a tile and I place it.
Sounds like a regular show episode
The dude who played against that guy:
"So I never questioned his abilities ever agian. I ain't even want to fight no more"
Just quit scrabble at that point
F around and find out
Its so poetic that the last row finishes with ejaculating
Truly a man of culture
(Makes 1780 point move)
“GG’s man, shake my hand”
"why is it sticky"
@@MuffinWeeb125*vsause music plays*
@@AlinaAniretakeOr is it? 🤨
1000%
🫲 "SHAKE MY HAND" - Urien
That's more points than all of my scrabble games combined.
WoW
The fact that four of those seven letters are letters in "Exodia" makes this move extra funny, because once you place all seven down, you practically OBLITERATED your opponents in terms of points.
This must be the strongest 20 years of medical school comeback in history.
Michael is the type of guy to use oxyphenbytazone in scrabble
He's the kinda guy to use it casually in normal speech
This is Vsauce not Sambucha
Bu*
Bro finished with finishing💀
underrated comment
bro's edge word is edging
My stepfather spent a summer trying to figure this out. It was in the early 2000s. He didn't consider this type of scenario he just wanted the single best score for placing one word on the board. Lackadaisically was what he came up with I believe.
show him this
@@TheTruthWholeTruthNothingButTh hes dead or I would
@@commiecomrade2644then get an ouija board and tell him
@@PHSYKEDSYPHER Emphasise the E in jaculating.
You only get 7 letters so how are you gonna place “lackadaisically” as one word? 🤔
The last word really was a finish
Bet no one saw that coming 🙂
Thank you 😂
It came last. Very gentlemanly.
Instructions unclear, I used oxyphenbutazone but my opponent was Mary Poppins.
What does this mean?
@@Byzantine_mapping Mary Poppins is famous for using the word supercalafrajalisticexpialidocious.
@@pictureplanet1 *supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
counter it with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Dude what? was this supposed to be funny cause it was not
👍🤩💝😂😂😆I’m going to set a board up just like this and ask some unsuspecting person I know if they want to finish a scrabble game I already started with an unknown person. The first move can be there’s and I’ll wrap things up with my 1780 point move.😂😆
Your opponent just gonna flip the table and rage quit.
They’re gonna “jaculate” the table
I would literally quit play scrabble for the rest of my life if anyone ever got this while we were playing.
What about if you got this? Would you not seize this once-in-a-lifetime golden opportunity? Would you not let the rush of adrenaline take total control like your own personal puppeteer? Would you just squander this legendary chance at an immaculately impressive feat?
Some perspective for you non scrabble players:
Your typical *total game* score for one player is gonna be somewhere between 250-400pts. Getting to 500pts or higher total game score is a dominating feat. 1700pts for *one move* is cartoonishly insane.
The odds against this happening are hard to fathom. This *exact* board configuration is required to pull it off. There are roughly 10^100 possible Scrabble boards. That's larger than the number of atoms in the observable universe... trillions of times larger.
You're more likely to win the lottery *and* get struck by lightning on the same day than you are of being able to pull off this play.
Are there more games of chess or more games of Scrabble?
calling that specific situation "unlikely" is a humungous understatement
Meanwhile the Germans playing with 4, 8 or 9 boards simultaneously (either 2x2, 4x2 or 3x3), because the words won't fit.
Well of course, how else could you spell Donaudampfschiffahrtkapitänsmutze? Or Geschindigkeitsbeschränkungen? Don't even get me started on Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz.
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@@Boss_Tanaka There's only a certain amount of L tiles in the bag.
Chess Players finding the *Brilliant Move* ‼️
Scrabble: ✨*eJacuLaTiNg* 🌟
*ejaculating* is a Brilliant Word!!
In my family we used to plays against my grandma, and most of us never won once against her even though she was 97 last time we played it...
RIP Grand Maman, you were the sweetest person.
Wait until she finds out about the E in jaculating
how? get a ouija
@@EscuEsc this isnt a fucking joke
@@EscuEsc why being disrespectful ?
@@SylvesterStaline. Dark humor pretty much, he didnt mean to
Sounded like fun. Rest in peace.
See, this shit doesnt interest me that much. Maybe gets a “hmph, neat” at best. Cuz obviously this is a situation that will NEVER happen, a board will never end up exactly like that ever, much less would you have all the correct letters to make that play! Whats MUCH more interesting to me is the more tangible plays. Like what, theoretically, would be the best OPENING play of all time? Youre much more likely to get exactly the right tiles in your opening hand, given enough permutations. What is the single best word you can open with and in what position through the center is it, that leads to the most points to open a game with? That is FAR more interesting to me. Its still something exceedingly rare, but its realistic. It doesn’t require 20 hyper-specific scenarios beforehand. Its something that could actually happen from time to time.
That single word has enough points to win 10 straight games at my house without making another move
why does vsauce have a tree potato shirt
the comment I was looking for HAHA
why dont you?
@@captaintaggart6523 because they don't even have merch. HOW DOES VSAUCE HAVE A TREE POTATO SHIRT
I honestly can't believe no one's made a computer run scrabble simulations forever to figure this question out.
I imagine anyone that would be willing to do that is too busy trying to get the reward for finding new prime numbers
If it literally runs forever then we, and any future humans, would never learn the answer because we don't run forever.
There are way too many possible games of Scrabble for that method to find anything better in any kind of reasonable timeframe
@@d_andrews you don't need to simulate whole games, just search for 15 letter words where all of the letters can be included in another word. then you check if there is a legal arrangement of those words on a Scrabble board and calculate the score it would generate.
Someone probably has but maybe the state space is too high. I’m not really a scrabble expert though.
Only Singaporeans recognize his shirt
Just the kind of thing my father would have (and often did) to me over four decades ago. I never, ever, not even once in my life beat him, yet I would give a year of my life to sit down and play another game with him.
He died? :(
@@colincayden2068 He sure did. Rude huh?
@@drjdsjr wdym about that last part?
@@drjdsjr ohhhh if its a joke, then i get it
It just seems exceedingly rude the way people we love and hold very dearly up and die, without writing or calling afterwards to apologize! It’s been well over forty years since he left and I miss him as much today as the day I lost him. Phooey!
Why is Michael suddenly becoming normal so terrifying
He's not. It's you becoming more Michael.
His exposure to dangerous levels of Ian/iDubbz from back in the day had caught up to him. It's like radiation.
At the very least, we've now got a voice clip of Michael saying, "ejaculating."
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@@EEEEEEEE jaculating