Also the only gambling channel that shows the truth of slots. That you're a loser most of the time. Can't take all these big channels that only post giant wins after they've dumped 100k at the casino that day. Vegas matt keeps it real.
I’m struggling a little. Luckily it’s decreased to $300 losses lately. But trying to get it to a complete stop. Sucks living in Vegas since machines are EVERYWHERE. But it’s possible
@@MenaceLVIt’s tough. Don’t know your age or background, but I threw alot of that energy into video games and exercise in my free time. I still feel compelled to gamble all the time and still do on occasion, but in serious moderation now. If you can get self control you can balance things, but if not you might want to quit before it ruins you, or move to neighboring Utah. 😜 Good luck.
WHY I still love watching your videos over many others? The conversations. I love hearing the stories. It's not just about the slot play. I think someday EJ is really going to appreciate these recorded stamps in time where you can listen to your Dad talk. It's amazing and wonderful.
I literally laughed when VM says “I’m just not good at it” referring to pumping gas, followed by I’ve drove off like 5-6 times with the pump still connected. Just picturing this cracks me up.
I truly enjoy all of you guys. Vegas Matt is effortlessly hysterical, EJ has great perspective and has his dad’s back. And your background fellows are very intelligent and bring out the best in you. Watch you guys every day. You should have a tv show.
My first joke that I'll never forget was played onme by my big brother. It went like this. He said , I was going down the hall the other day and I heard a bunch of kids talking about you. At which time I was morified because he was a cool 8th grader and I was a lowly fifth grader. He went on to say they were ALL laughing because they said I ate SH.. SANDWICHES. Now I'm on the verge of a meltdown and brother says he stuck up for me and said NO SHE DOESN'T! Now I'm relieved , brother loves me!!!! He told them "She doesn't eat SH.. SANDWICHES, she doesn't like bread" . I've 😊❤ never forgotten. Hes gone now but this is one I always tell around our family when we remember him.
G'day from Australia gents! Ive been watching so so many of these videos of you guys. So much so that i now walk around the house and use "sando" for everything that goes to shit......much to the derision of my misses 🤣 My daughter surprised me yesterday with a gift she had made online - its a coffee mug with a big "SANDO" on the front and on the back it reads "Slot machine slang for when a spin is a "shit sandwich" made famous by none other than Vegas Matt himself".......Gotta love my daughters sense of humour (that's the Oz way to spell it) By the way - you sure get 5 alot !!!!!
A trick for you to try next dragon link session...if you want to see bigger balls pick a higher denom then do two max bets then drop to a smaller denom with decent size bets. I get bigger numbers every time I use this strategy. Go get em Matt!
You would think after a lifetime of gambling you would except the simple fact that gambling and gravity are one in the same downward not upward, backwards not forwards, and matt is still so vocal on the negative front he takes care of that department thankgod so EJ, WBG, and wrest of crew are a breath of fresh air, thankyou . I realize how hard it is to get kicked in the nuts and express your gratitude but you should have iron nuts by now . Rock on from vashon island , no casinos here its hell but not. I am planning my first trip to Vegas I hope to meet you all . ! Thanks for win lose or draw. Goodluck
Long time viewer here! Thank you for always having great humor in your videos! And showing slots for what they are! Sometimes it's a win, Sometimes it's a complete sando!
I too had a skateboard…..a bonsai skateboard with..Road Ryder polyurethane wheels and I lived in Pittsburgh, PA…Mount Washington on top of the hill…great rides on every hill that went down a mile.
“And they still get mad.” Lmao funniest thing I’ve heard all day. Every time I’m driving behind someone who has a nozzle & hose sticking out if their gas tank makes me think they must’ve driven off without paying & making a quick getaway. Surely it couldn’t be done accidentally, right?! Apparently, it can.
I had a Haro BMX and a G & S skateboard. Those were the days. I remember getting chased by the gas station attendant for running over the hose that made a "ding" sound inside the station. Of course I only ran it over 8-10x before he did anything. 😂
A grasshopper walks in a bar and the bartender says Hey! We have a drink named after you! And so the grasshopper says, “you have a drink named Steve..?! 🥺”
I love watching this channel. Very entertaining. VegasMatt is very funny and EJ is as well. I do enjoy their conversations and I agree with others that they make you feel like you are right there with them.
It’s so funny that EJ gets “mouthy” on video but Matt does off camera….and I like the loooooonnnnnggg bleep 🤬 sensoring. I can only image what Matt is saying lol 😂😂😂❤
La Bufadora (the blow hole) was the furthest south you could travel before greasing palms when I lived in San Diego in the 70's. There was, as you guys mentioned, another fish taco stand with pickled purple cabbage
Hi guys Paul here from Ireland 🇮🇪 (Tipperary Town) to be precise 😋 anyway love the content watch ye every day ye started this video talking about warriors ie films/tv shows just wandering have any of ye seen Once Were Warriors (film) fantastic movie 👍 hope ye hit the million soon 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
Watch you guys every day while I do my workout Love the banter and don’t need to see $100 bets Anything $50 and under is great. Keeps me away from my Montreal casino
Neither are my favorite games. Now I see why. Always wishing good luck for you guys. I find myself talking a the phone while watching. My husband thinks I am losing my mind. Thank you for your daily videos. I really enjoy them.
I have watched lots of gamblers and would watch them all the time tell I found you guys now I only watch just your page keep the great content up and the conversations
I just jumped off my meeting for this!!!!!!!😂
Yup. I dropped my other youtube video for this to.👍
Stupid work moved the meeting to 2pm….. sorry got a hard stop for some important stuff lol
Is it safe to say Matt likes "Big Balls" ?
a G.A. meeting?
@amandasnoke6665 i hate when that happens!!
Thanks for helping me quit gambling, watching you guys scratches the itch for sure
Also the only gambling channel that shows the truth of slots. That you're a loser most of the time. Can't take all these big channels that only post giant wins after they've dumped 100k at the casino that day. Vegas matt keeps it real.
Yes!
Same here this is way better then losing my own money
I’m struggling a little. Luckily it’s decreased to $300 losses lately. But trying to get it to a complete stop. Sucks living in Vegas since machines are EVERYWHERE. But it’s possible
@@MenaceLVIt’s tough. Don’t know your age or background, but I threw alot of that energy into video games and exercise in my free time. I still feel compelled to gamble all the time and still do on occasion, but in serious moderation now. If you can get self control you can balance things, but if not you might want to quit before it ruins you, or move to neighboring Utah. 😜 Good luck.
WHY I still love watching your videos over many others? The conversations. I love hearing the stories. It's not just about the slot play. I think someday EJ is really going to appreciate these recorded stamps in time where you can listen to your Dad talk. It's amazing and wonderful.
Tyvm 😊
Gosh tugging at the heart strings here.. you’re absolutely right
When he dies do you mean
@@user-rn7uo2pc2b prob yes. Cause he can here him talk now in person while alive. 🧐🤔🤣🤡
Best damn gambling page out there makes you almost feel like you’re apart of the conversation gotta love Vegas Matt and the fam
Agreed!
Ditto!
Thanks for the visit!!
Agreed
I literally laughed when VM says “I’m just not good at it” referring to pumping gas, followed by I’ve drove off like 5-6 times with the pump still connected. Just picturing this cracks me up.
Yea five is alot
By that was the sign got to stop or all up in flames BUT THE BANK. ROLL WAS ONLY SAVED WITH MINOR NOT GRAND BURNS.
EJ ~ I Bet You Would! Your laughter is contagious. 😂
Might I suggest Vegas Matt does one, “Dad Joke”, per episode. Just like the random question of the day. 😊
7:46 VM's "It's a eunuch, this machine" joke flew completely under the radar!
😂😂
“I’m not good at getting gas”, LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂
Vegas Matt needs a gas attendant lol
“Your curiosity of ball size is quite expensive.”
I got a really good laugh out of that one 💀
Ikr...same here
That comment of the fireballs being a Unik took me out 😂😂😂
I truly enjoy all of you guys. Vegas Matt is effortlessly hysterical, EJ has great perspective and has his dad’s back. And your background fellows are very intelligent and bring out the best in you. Watch you guys every day. You should have a tv show.
Epic episode 🔥🔥🔥 EJ thanx for editing these daily shows!! You're my star 🪙
Who's got the biggest balls of them all! Great ACDC song!
My first joke that I'll never forget was played onme by my big brother. It went like this. He said , I was going down the hall the other day and I heard a bunch of kids talking about you. At which time I was morified because he was a cool 8th grader and I was a lowly fifth grader. He went on to say they were ALL laughing because they said I ate SH.. SANDWICHES. Now I'm on the verge of a meltdown and brother says he stuck up for me and said NO SHE DOESN'T! Now I'm relieved , brother loves me!!!! He told them "She doesn't eat SH.. SANDWICHES, she doesn't like bread" . I've 😊❤ never forgotten. Hes gone now but this is one I always tell around our family when we remember him.
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I love this story so much❤
5 times ripping the pump out is too funny Matt lololol Loved that story. Vegas mom having your back made it that much better.
Vegas Matt calling a slot machine a eunuch is the quality content I subscribe for!
🤣
I remember thinking ej was annoying until I realized he was your son and then all the mouthing off made sense 😂
Well he's "jr"
Lol😂
" The apple 🍏 doesn't fall far from the slot machine" 😜
EJ is hilarious. This channel wouldn't be complete without him
@johnjacobs3601 I agree!
"It felt a little mid-life crisisy..." I about spit out my coffee cause I was thinking the same thing! 😅😅😅😅
G'day from Australia gents! Ive been watching so so many of these videos of you guys. So much so that i now walk around the house and use "sando" for everything that goes to shit......much to the derision of my misses 🤣
My daughter surprised me yesterday with a gift she had made online - its a coffee mug with a big "SANDO" on the front and on the back it reads "Slot machine slang for when a spin is a "shit sandwich" made famous by none other than Vegas Matt himself".......Gotta love my daughters sense of humour (that's the Oz way to spell it)
By the way - you sure get 5 alot !!!!!
Love watching you all play and the convos are just icing on the cake! Cracking me up!
That casual “you sure get x minus 1 a lot” joke was severely underrated
Love this channel. You remind me so much of my dad. It's like getting a piece of home everyday. ❤ keep it up.
Me too. I lost my dad about 2 years and Matt reminds me so much of him. 🤍
Sorry about your dad. My dad is still *here but has Parkinson's.
I’ve been saying for a year now, no one has bigger balls then Vegas Matt!
except Steve
When i hear EJ say,"ooohhhhhhhhh!" On a near miss I'm waiting for Matt to say, "That's the sound of HeartBreak!"
Lmfao you know it's going to be a good episode when it starts with Vegas Matt saying "I want to see some big balls" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
EJ is the best. I didn't know why he was in the videos in the beginning, but his commentary is top notch. 🤣
Petition for “Sandemonium!” to be exclaimed after a series of brutal sandos
10/10 on the title & the opening line of the video. Well done.
😎
@@VegasMatt Hey, it's a big check, you don't need the shades. We understand...
russian bot
A trick for you to try next dragon link session...if you want to see bigger balls pick a higher denom then do two max bets then drop to a smaller denom with decent size bets. I get bigger numbers every time I use this strategy. Go get em Matt!
The joke they told us when leaving jury duty yesterday:
What do you call a pony with a sore throat ?
A little horse
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Crickets
You & Family, have fun, are enjoyable to listen to (not an all talk lol),& and the Vegas Mom balances you guys out! 🎉
Good evening Vegas Matt and crew. I'm always excited to see your videos. Lots of love from South Africa ❤
Dying over the old driving off with the gas pump in the car! hahaaaaa
Matt quote of the day," I vastly prefer balls"😂😂
Your becoming my top 2 slot youtubers. Enjoy the banter and the conversations. Keep up the good work!
Yay!! Been waiting for a new video! I’m running through your video like crazy! I need at least 10 videos a day please.👍🤑
Working on it!
That’s expensive lol 🎉😂
@@user-se8hj6ic1q Vegas Matt always wins. So it’ll be no problems.🤷♂️😂😂
10 a day seams like a great start … a 24 hour livestream would be ideal!
@@LOST-LT definitely a “hell yeah!!”
FYI on the ball bonus spin. If you do not get any balls 2 spins in a row stop count to 20 quickly then spin. Works every time
Works every time 60% of the time.
Nice comeback ed
You would think after a lifetime of gambling you would except the simple fact that gambling and gravity are one in the same downward not upward, backwards not forwards, and matt is still so vocal on the negative front he takes care of that department thankgod so EJ, WBG, and wrest of crew are a breath of fresh air, thankyou .
I realize how hard it is to get kicked in the nuts and express your gratitude but you should have iron nuts by now . Rock on from vashon island , no casinos here its hell but not. I am planning my first trip to Vegas I hope to meet you all . ! Thanks for win lose or draw. Goodluck
Wife and I did an elite eight tournament last weekend and Fire link took home the championship, thanks for the idea, it was a lot of fun.
I nearly spat me tea out with that intro...you're soooooo funny😂😂😂😂xxx ❤
Thank you… I definitely needed a laugh today…. 😂😂 AC/DC 🤘🏻
Watching you guys gamble has been great. It helps you understand how the machines work and which ones are fun to play. The banter is great, also.
Long time viewer here! Thank you for always having great humor in your videos! And showing slots for what they are! Sometimes it's a win, Sometimes it's a complete sando!
I love the big check. Also my people are from Arkansas. Rock and roll.
Nice one
whats the difference between BEER NUTS and DEER NUTS?-------ones 1.69 and the others are under a buck
Good luck Vegas Matt and crew! ❤❤❤
"All good in the hood" lol
Vegas Matt, you're officially invited to the cookout lol
My favorite joke… Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog
How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They don't believe it exists.
I will be borrowing...😎
I woke up exhausted. I dreamed I was a muffler.
great video..to add to your list of clean jokes.."what do you call a boomerang that doesnt return?" answer - "a stick"
Matt Mom & Son, I think it's so wonderful to see the family play together, great content, great job ej.
Video idea, list the games you don't like. Play them till one of them hits big and can become a machine you do like now.
I too had a skateboard…..a bonsai skateboard with..Road Ryder polyurethane wheels and I lived in Pittsburgh, PA…Mount Washington on top of the hill…great rides on every hill that went down a mile.
That big check ✅ and message was on point! Good work!
WBG. Love the panic at the disco comment. My three daughters loved them so my husband always says no need to panic at the disco! Haha 😂
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@@VegasMatt😅
“And they still get mad.” Lmao funniest thing I’ve heard all day. Every time I’m driving behind someone who has a nozzle & hose sticking out if their gas tank makes me think they must’ve driven off without paying & making a quick getaway. Surely it couldn’t be done accidentally, right?! Apparently, it can.
I had a Haro BMX and a G & S skateboard. Those were the days. I remember getting chased by the gas station attendant for running over the hose that made a "ding" sound inside the station. Of course I only ran it over 8-10x before he did anything. 😂
This story hits home
I did that too lol but was walking home from school each time 😄
Ripping off the gas handle is a Sando!
You guys are the best!
Love your vids, Vegas Matt! Entertaining, funny, and vibrant!
A grasshopper walks in a bar and the bartender says Hey! We have a drink named after you! And so the grasshopper says, “you have a drink named Steve..?! 🥺”
Lol Steve the grasshopper
Someone in the other room said "what are you watching? They're talking about balls and making grunting noises" 😂😂
Lol
I love watching this channel. Very entertaining. VegasMatt is very funny and EJ is as well. I do enjoy their conversations and I agree with others that they make you feel like you are right there with them.
Crushed the like button! Love the rush that I feel through your videos!
I’m 53 and I will admit that one time in my life I may have drove off with the gas nozzle still in my car ! But that was like back in the 80s
Great job! Keep it up. Fun to watch.
Thanks a lot!
The best part of your videos is the banter!
That intro had me dying laughing.
My 1st joke ever:
"What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I'd buy a new heiny - mine has a crack in it"
Thank you.....thank you...
Love the joke bro I've used it already
Cracking up from the start. All I could think about was AC/DC big ball song. Thanks, guys
😂 I remember that tune.
😂😂😂 Love you guys!!! You can't ever stop making videos!!
that intro was so f n funny you Crack me up, always good to hear vegas mom make an appearance.
I can’t get through the day without my Vegas Matt video. You are an amazing person, the whole crew are quality people ❤❤❤❤❤
Wow, thank you!
"You always "TACO BOUT THAT".. -WBG... lol
I’m in ❤ with all of your sayings, keep it coming 😂
It’s so funny that EJ gets “mouthy” on video but Matt does off camera….and I like the loooooonnnnnggg bleep 🤬 sensoring. I can only image what Matt is saying lol 😂😂😂❤
La Bufadora (the blow hole) was the furthest south you could travel before greasing palms when I lived in San Diego in the 70's. There was, as you guys mentioned, another fish taco stand with pickled purple cabbage
Hi guys Paul here from Ireland 🇮🇪 (Tipperary Town) to be precise 😋 anyway love the content watch ye every day ye started this video talking about warriors ie films/tv shows just wandering have any of ye seen Once Were Warriors (film) fantastic movie 👍 hope ye hit the million soon 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
Thanks Paul! 🇮🇪
Looking forward to seeing an episode from the "Big Check" trophy room!
Matt that was a gut buster intro. I laughed so hard. Thanks
Here’s a very Cornie joke for you Matt - Why did they bury Gorge Washington on the side of a hill?
Because he was dead! LOL
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I think the first joke my grandpa told me was, "When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway" 😅
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Very entertaining video. Congrats on the big check!🎉 Keep winning!
Happy to see you win your first check!! Keep them coming
Best time of the day new video up
You can hear WBG become giddy when Mrs Vegas Matt is around. haha
I think he wants to be vegas matt
Doing packages delivery job and enjoying this great videos specially when you guys make jokes 😂
Love when Matt say Idiot 😂
❤Way to go Vegas Matt and team!! The big check is so cool!!!
Hello Vegas Matt and those sweet guys! Enjoy watching everyday 😀
You are absolutely correct Matt. Gamble for fun is the only way. As I always say, it's always a great time with the Matt crew. See you tomorrow. LYG's
Are you related to Paul?
When you collect all your big checks, hope you will give us a tour of your garage, so we can see them. Have fun!
Watch you guys every day while I do my workout
Love the banter and don’t need to see $100 bets
Anything $50 and under is great. Keeps me away from my Montreal casino
Omg i love u man ! Ur channel is growing alot Good jobb man ! 🎉❤
Most funniest intro ive ever seen😂 😂😂
🔥 Congrats on your first check! Them balls are definitely hard to get.
Neither are my favorite games. Now I see why. Always wishing good luck for you guys. I find myself talking a the phone while watching. My husband thinks I am losing my mind. Thank you for your daily videos. I really enjoy them.
Fun game to start your big check collection! Congratulations!
I luv watching your videos, I’m such a huge fan now.
LMAO. You guys are crazy Matt. Hope to meet you one day man... "Kiss the ring!" LOL
Love you guys always entertaining and hilarious
I have watched lots of gamblers and would watch them all the time tell I found you guys now I only watch just your page keep the great content up and the conversations