Goddamn pluffaduff saying: "is that why you fc'ed all my charts? Because I havent tried hard enough to make you walk away" at 17:16 both had me rolling and makes me fear for the future.
He is now gonna brew up something so foul that hearing it will make your face implode like a neutron star from the extreme stank face. Something so absolutely blursed that NATO has to prepare strategies for the day that someone weaponises it.
the worst thing with that song, is that it grow on you, once you accept that all your beliefs in reality were shattered just because JazzWave find it funny, you really jamming to it, the music keep building and building til the end
I saw fear, frustration, confusion, sadness, joy, and hilarity all in one face, all at one time. I didn’t know that was possible, yet Acai did it. Congratulations.
The realization that September had been there the entire time, Never In A Million Weeks had I thought that that would go past me until the very end. Hell I even went back and it's there! Man, this shit cursed as hell
Yes the mashups are fucking golden BUT can we take a moment to appreciate the song titles. For most of these mashups the title gave more than enough hints to know exactly what would be the base of a mashup and what would be mashed into it.
"One Week" has been used in so many mashups I've completely forgot how the original sounds anymore. The original one has been absolutely vanished from reality
Never In A Million Weeks is like... ...you take a chicken, right? Like, you're going to make chicken soup, and you put the chicken on the cutting board. You fill the pot with water. You then dump a bag full of those little wrapped cheese wheels into it, with the wrapper still on. Then you add a handful of dirt from the backyard. You add a cup of flour to the pot. And THEN once all of that is good and boiling, you put the whole-ass chicken in.
I just love how subtle Jazzw4ve's background weaves were in this whole thing. Like, Witchcraft was just tiptoeing in the background, not trying to draw any attention to itself, and it just made it that much more impactful
This is like when you’re high af and you think of songs like these and all of the sudden you hear another song simultaneously playing in your head and they sound illegally good together.
@@jazzwave_ This was such a good listen, stupendous job! 100% adding you to the list of mashup artists to keep track of. Up there with pluff and Neil already? Can only go upwards. Excited for what’s next!!
this is like a limewire album but instead of giving you a virus, it's an incomparable experience that you will never be able to recreate again, meanwhile it's passed off as an actual album by someone like Daft Punk.
Thinking on it, all of the songs used in "Never in a Million Weeks" tell a story about a relationship: "Never Gonna Give You Up" as the base - a song about commitment "One Week" - a song about a potential breakup (from the guy's perspective) "We are Never Getting Back Together" - a song about a breakup (from the girl's perspective) "Get Lucky" - a song about getting lucky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "September" - a song about a happy relationship
And, even better, it tells a story in the way it's like, mixed. (I don't know technical terms, I'm a dipshit online). Like, Never Gonna Give You Up, as the base, tells us that, in the end, the guy wants the relationship to last. One Week, being his perspective, is about how he's worried that the relationship is over, and how he's terrified of what that means. We are Never Getting Back Together, being from the girl's perspective, tells us that she's done with his shit. Get Lucky... is either what happens after, or is how they started, or how the problem started. IDK, once again, dipshit online. Then, September, being way in the back, tells us that there's potential for this relationship to end happily, but the two are so wrapped up in what's going on that they can't see it.
18:18: This is the part where the main character punches through several kilometers of solid rock and streaks through the sky to punch the archvillain square in the jaw while shouting about friendship.
The Never In A Million Weeks mashup is so cursed that it feels just like a discord call with a bunch of people playing different songs at the same time and it somehow works too well.
The moment he hit "Black Parade" there was a part of me that went: "JazzW4ve! You jackass! Why'd you have to put this in there?! Still a bop tho." edit: Yo Alec, you need to change the title. It should be "Brown man plays cursed Clone Hero/Fuser songs and contemplates his existence halfway through."
BRO the part with Gotye and Feel Good Inc in the beginning really ripped holy moly; the best part about it is that Gotye is in full support of people mashing his stuff up
just hearing the lyrics "it's been one week" being sang with "never gonna give you up" was absolutely cursed in the beginning. this video is going to be very... interesting. fun, but "interesting."
They had a perfectly good sirloin steak and they cooked it with mustard, top soil and the blue Fanta no one knows the flavor of These mashups were a glorious disaster
Never in a million weeks starts, 15:21 happens and i laugh looking away from the screen just to tune back in and acai is just fucking gone, that was really funny.
Would you like to listen to a mashup has 4 vocals at the same time one being robotic the other extremely high pitched the other acting as a bass and the other completely forgotten after 2 minutes? Then Never In a Million Weeks is for you.
Tbh I've watched acai play mashups for so long that I don't think I recognized cursed shit anymore, or i have a tolerance haha. Never in a million weeks is a banger, no lie
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how far this man has cuz just by playing guitar hero style games!? Congrats on getting to where you are king!🤴
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Good video
Get that bag king
WHERE PART 2 REEEEEEEEE (Love this kind of content btw)
Blind me was my personal favorite, can't wait for the next video
I will only accept dick and balls advice from a Chad that helped make a life.
This really has that "singing in the shower but you forgot the lyrics so you started a different song" vibe. Love it.
Was watching some ad before the vid and read this comment and was like "I mean, kinda."
@@eathamgamer shut up
@@Zarro0o0o The hell is wrong with you my guy
First thing that came to mind was "The Wanderer" into "All Shook Up"
Goddamn pluffaduff saying: "is that why you fc'ed all my charts? Because I havent tried hard enough to make you walk away" at 17:16 both had me rolling and makes me fear for the future.
Oh God here we go, shitpost pluff inbound
oh my god i did not notice that the first time but i am now very excited
also timestamp is 17:16 just in case somebody wants it
@@Mac77_ This scares me.
XD
He is now gonna brew up something so foul that hearing it will make your face implode like a neutron star from the extreme stank face. Something so absolutely blursed that NATO has to prepare strategies for the day that someone weaponises it.
At 7:46 when acai pauses the game to comprehend what just happened, you can see Jazzw4ve in the chat saying "gottem"
"Never in a million weeks" begins playing. Make a Wisdom saving throw.
I rolled an 18, so I'm going to assume Acai rolled a Nat 1 based on his reaction.
Shit's out here handing psychic damage like its nothing
I didn't believe you at first but then it hit me like a stroke
I don't think stats are good enough to make a success for that DC on a nat 20...
Just gonna put this out there as it just popped into my head. This is what experiencing the bad effects of Dissonant Whispers feels like.
Never In A Million Weeks nearly gave me a fucking panic attack
That song alone is worse than anything Photon ever made
Oh hell yeah it worked
Red (Taylor's Version), more like Red (Hitler's Version)
purgatory-type beat
the worst thing with that song, is that it grow on you,
once you accept that all your beliefs in reality were shattered just because JazzWave find it funny, you really jamming to it, the music keep building and building til the end
If you watch closely, you can see Alec going through the five stages of grief in this video, twice.
Once for black parade, once for Alvin and the Swifts
In that first song, every time the "Hey Hey" cut back in I winced and exhale-laughed before cracking up audibly.
Acai’s “👀” reaction at 18:36 when he finally hears the background BADEYAAAA was PHENOMENAL
The realization
I saw fear, frustration, confusion, sadness, joy, and hilarity all in one face, all at one time. I didn’t know that was possible, yet Acai did it. Congratulations.
The realization that September had been there the entire time, Never In A Million Weeks had I thought that that would go past me until the very end. Hell I even went back and it's there! Man, this shit cursed as hell
Never In A Million Weeks made me feel physically ill after listening to it
September being there was like when you cut yourself doing something but it doesn't hurt until you look at it.
I genuinely cant hear it, even when im trying...
@@amyshaw893
it’s the "ah dee ah dee ah dee ah" part
Yes the mashups are fucking golden BUT can we take a moment to appreciate the song titles. For most of these mashups the title gave more than enough hints to know exactly what would be the base of a mashup and what would be mashed into it.
Not completely. Never Gonna Give You Up was camouflage for Taylor Swift.
Reminds me of Neil Cicierega in a lot of ways and I love it so much
"One Week" has been used in so many mashups I've completely forgot how the original sounds anymore. The original one has been absolutely vanished from reality
What do you mean? There is no song called One Week, you made it up.
not only that, but compared to some mashups, the original sucks
@@bumblebeebattlegolem ex. Smooth by good old NeilCic
@@wetbedsealand6779 u dumb it’s made by barenaked ladies
I always imagine it with macarena in the background
Don’t ever buy no mixtape from the gas station
Never In A Million Weeks is like...
...you take a chicken, right? Like, you're going to make chicken soup, and you put the chicken on the cutting board. You fill the pot with water. You then dump a bag full of those little wrapped cheese wheels into it, with the wrapper still on. Then you add a handful of dirt from the backyard. You add a cup of flour to the pot. And THEN once all of that is good and boiling, you put the whole-ass chicken in.
AND the cutting board
Don’t forget to eat the pot when you’re done
then eat that with a plastic fork
the next level of boiling a prime steak in orange juice
You mean babybel cheese?
Love how I can just see you taking psychic damage.
“Never In A Million Weeks” is what it feels like to chew 5 Gum.
For those who think that music can't be weaponised remember that this exists: 15:18
Even I don't make mashups that cursed
@@JackMcSomeone Even Ph0ton can't make a mash-up tha- actually what am I saying, that's literally the entirety of Confusion vol 1-4
@@SeraphOC I thought Confusion was decent
@@JackMcSomeone I didn't say it wasn't good, I just said it was cursed.
The way jazzwave introduces certain parts of the mashups first then combines them for the last part of the song in unison is just... wow
18:39 The realization put me in TEARS
i think never in a million weeks being enjoyable should probably be illegal and i'm gonna be shocked if it isn't
Quality username and avatar image combo, btw
@@RatchetSly but where's demon demon demon demon?
@@runedoom Somewhere around Helluva Boss, probably
I just love how subtle Jazzw4ve's background weaves were in this whole thing. Like, Witchcraft was just tiptoeing in the background, not trying to draw any attention to itself, and it just made it that much more impactful
This is like when you’re high af and you think of songs like these and all of the sudden you hear another song simultaneously playing in your head and they sound illegally good together.
I'm boutta get cooked watching this vid and see how it goes
@@Vaporvision It’s a whole new experience.
I mean, it's how I started making mashups.
7:23 The Fireflies section was amazing.
This is very Neil Cicierega energy and I'm here for every second of it
i am honored, exactly what i was going for
The chaotic energy is very Neil-like, I agree
@@jazzwave_ chaotic goodness.
@@jazzwave_ This was such a good listen, stupendous job! 100% adding you to the list of mashup artists to keep track of. Up there with pluff and Neil already? Can only go upwards. Excited for what’s next!!
Neil Cicierega: chaotic good
ph0ton: chaotic neutral
jazzw4ve: chaotic evil
Gotye leads the seven nation army into battle against an army of weezer clones chanting hey hey while riding the black parade
this is like a limewire album but instead of giving you a virus, it's an incomparable experience that you will never be able to recreate again, meanwhile it's passed off as an actual album by someone like Daft Punk.
Thinking on it, all of the songs used in "Never in a Million Weeks" tell a story about a relationship:
"Never Gonna Give You Up" as the base - a song about commitment
"One Week" - a song about a potential breakup (from the guy's perspective)
"We are Never Getting Back Together" - a song about a breakup (from the girl's perspective)
"Get Lucky" - a song about getting lucky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"September" - a song about a happy relationship
exactly the idea!! one of my favorites from a thematic standpoint
And, even better, it tells a story in the way it's like, mixed. (I don't know technical terms, I'm a dipshit online). Like, Never Gonna Give You Up, as the base, tells us that, in the end, the guy wants the relationship to last. One Week, being his perspective, is about how he's worried that the relationship is over, and how he's terrified of what that means. We are Never Getting Back Together, being from the girl's perspective, tells us that she's done with his shit. Get Lucky... is either what happens after, or is how they started, or how the problem started. IDK, once again, dipshit online. Then, September, being way in the back, tells us that there's potential for this relationship to end happily, but the two are so wrapped up in what's going on that they can't see it.
Sir, I'm going to be requiring the second part of this immediately. Your cooperation is appreciated.
As good as the first half of the album is, the second half is even better
18:18: This is the part where the main character punches through several kilometers of solid rock and streaks through the sky to punch the archvillain square in the jaw while shouting about friendship.
The Never In A Million Weeks mashup is so cursed that it feels just like a discord call with a bunch of people playing different songs at the same time and it somehow works too well.
It’s a good day when acai uploads
See, Acai's the kind of person to go through the five stages of grief during his mashups.
This is pure gold
The moment he hit "Black Parade" there was a part of me that went: "JazzW4ve! You jackass! Why'd you have to put this in there?! Still a bop tho."
edit: Yo Alec, you need to change the title. It should be "Brown man plays cursed Clone Hero/Fuser songs and contemplates his existence halfway through."
I like one of the comments someone made during that part: "like a zebra, a black parade with white stripes"
This is now the the textbook definition of Blursed, no matter what has came before or what will come after
BRO the part with Gotye and Feel Good Inc in the beginning really ripped holy moly; the best part about it is that Gotye is in full support of people mashing his stuff up
This is what being hit with Discombobulate feels like.
I think it's just an unwritten rule now that Fireflies has to be somewhere in every one of these albums.
THAT LAST ONE SNAPPED MY MENTAL IN HALF.
just hearing the lyrics "it's been one week" being sang with "never gonna give you up" was absolutely cursed in the beginning.
this video is going to be very... interesting.
fun, but "interesting."
This dude is an expert at making you wish he had only mashed up two songs instead of six.
Theres like three good mashups in each song but once you put them together its just cursed lol
They had a perfectly good sirloin steak and they cooked it with mustard, top soil and the blue Fanta no one knows the flavor of
These mashups were a glorious disaster
Never in a million weeks starts, 15:21 happens and i laugh looking away from the screen just to tune back in and acai is just fucking gone, that was really funny.
definately putting this on my sleep playlist for nightmares
"never in a million weeks" is what sleep deprivation sounds like
This sits very comfortably on the edge of the uncanny valley.
first time realizing that the lyrics to "somebody you used to know" are kinda fire
I might be cursed, but Never in a Million Weeks feels like a bop.
I need see Part 2 ASAP! That was fucking something
I love these mashup videos. The tracks are so godlike, and your reactions to them are gold
Watching you pray to God over a mashup was priceless!
Would you like to listen to a mashup has 4 vocals at the same time one being robotic the other extremely high pitched the other acting as a bass and the other completely forgotten after 2 minutes?
Then Never In a Million Weeks is for you.
Y e s
September makes Brown Man Pog himself out of frame
Watching Acai get converted to the religion halfway through Blind Me, and the little bounces he does at the second Pendulums chorus is phenonenal lol
I can’t be the only person that realized September was in the back the same exact moment Acai did……. genius is what this is
That last song was ear piercing. Bravo for getting through it lmao
Fireflies is where I lost my mind for a minute 🤣
while this is a little rough, when it goes it goes HARD, and I think j4zzwave has a pretty promising future if they decide to stick with it.
this feels like a fever dream lmao
I actually lost it when Foldster said "it's like a fugue" at 14:14 because he's right
Welcome to the Olympus of Mashups Jazzwave. That fireflies cut already puts you up there with the greats.
Remember when Acai said that he liked pluffaduff because it was a lot but not too much?
This is what too much sounds like.
18:40 is when Acai yo-yos his soul out of and back into his body
Dude that one look you gave in the 'get lucky' part still cracks me fr
I need more loserwall in my life
Alec i’m going to chick fil a what should i get
These songs broke me i am shaking and crying rn
YAY MASHUPSS!!!!
I love the realization in Acai’s face when he notices September in the background of never in a million weeks
7:45 "That was actually kinda godlike"
Alright, hear me out, but...
FC The Godlike.
Those older Jarvis songs feel so lonely
I could feel my brain melting as this video went on, I feel nothing anymore
I was waiting for Acai to start foaming at the mouth towards the end there 😂
I am WAY too high for chipmunk Taylor Swift right now.
This album is a masterpiece and Acai's reactions are amazing. This channel makes me so happy!
18:03 not the distant "badeya" from earth wind and fire, i am on the FLOOR
edit: its at 16:40. i've sunken past the floor into the grave
It’s got a pitch modifier on it too so the long “aaaaaaaaa” at the end of it is heavenly
these mashups are beyond amazing, but the mix of disgust and awe on acai is always FANTASTIC. it's the ANGUISH for me, lmaoo
Oh my god, September was added to Never in a Million Weeks alongside Get Lucky. How did all of us miss that?
Shoutout Jazz, only bops coming from her
Tbh I've watched acai play mashups for so long that I don't think I recognized cursed shit anymore, or i have a tolerance haha. Never in a million weeks is a banger, no lie
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how far this man has cuz just by playing guitar hero style games!? Congrats on getting to where you are king!🤴
can't wait for part 2
Get Lucky overlapping the chipmunk Never Getting Back Together is one the most cursed things my ears have ever heard. LOL!
I actually yelled out "NO!" when I realized EWF was in there. Holy shit, my dudes.
the September part of never in a million weeks starts during the get lucky part, disapears for a bit and starts back up again.
First, also I love you acai!! Been watching for three years now and I cant get enough of your content. Hope the fam is doing well.
The last song is a horror show but at the same time A TOTAL BANGER
babe. wake up. new mashup chart dropped after my mental breakdown
when acai walked away i was straight up crying to the point i couldn't see due to how hard i was laughing
Dude, the Pendulum melody fading in on blind me caught me OFF. Holy shit I didnt notice till the end.
I can't decide weather to die of a stroke or laughter. this is from another fuckin dimension and it slaps hard, leaving marks across by face hard.
new acai vid dropped, time to set down the next 20 mins
Lovin' is what I got, was probably one of the best plot twists I've ever heard, no cap
6:39 "wait did i miss Baby i'm Back 5"
I was not expecting September at the end
Blinding Lights x Fireflies sounds amazing
that last segment literally brought me to tears, holy f*** no way is that allowed to be that catchy, i havent laughed this hard in months. thank you.
the sheer audacity of mixing one week and never gonna give you up
i will be listening to the rest of this on my way to work then waiting for the part 2 upload
That extract from Pendulum's Witchcraft was unexpected
BRUHHH HIT US WITH THAT PART 2 ASAP DAWG
Never In a Million Weeks is the most blessed shit I've ever heard