Aven spontaneously gained inches to loom over TB in that room lmao I cannot get over that. Hoyo forgot canon heights just to have Aven be a daddy in that scene. I'm not complaining tho! Keep it coming.
People went crazy over how horny kafka's trailer was. People went crazy over how deranged sparkle's trailer was. Hoyo saw that and said "let's combine them!"
Imagine being so stressed out, that you sweat THROUGH your armor.
Bro was DYING 😭🙏
@@paragoniumni was
😅😢
Wait that's armor?! I thought they were robots
I thought they were androids
This was a lot more unhinged than I expected tbh
I mean we already got Fem joker, Dr. Doom, Bin Laden and IRS.
Why not literally Satan?
Is ruan mei dr doom ?@XinMgu
@@XinMgui genuinely don't know who's you referring to with those
@@lilyaholmes109Fem Joker is Sparkle, Bin Laden is Firefly, IRS is Topaz, Dr Doom is Ruan Mei maybe?
They're really leaning into it 😂 I mean heck yeah!
And they say Jade is Eve. No, she isn't Eve; she's Lilith.
Real
Stop this is actually good.
More Like Lilith Masquerading As Eve 👀
SO REAL
She is lucifer
0:55 mad respect for this guy just tryna save his homie
wasnt main character enough 😭😭
Brooo, sitting on men, leashing them, making them crawl, whipping ttem, stepping on them 😭😭😭😭 HOYO ISN'T HIDING ANYMORE
And we love it
There's nothing to hide😈
gotta appeal to their fanbase somehow😅
Just broke whole fanbase
Hoyo doesn't have a choice
Jade > Yinlin
You don’t pull for Jade. She pulls you to her.
Let’s hope she does(so she can come home)
Unfortunately, Firefly burned away all my stellar jades.
Skip
@@azuregamer3497 same can't get Jade
Na
No wonder Topaz looked at her with such admiration, what a mentor to have...
so glad topaz didn't grow up to be like her
No wonder Numby got scared considering her snake
I'm joining ipc just to get sit on by her
Is there any job for a data scientist open in ipc??
It seems everyone in IPC has a pet: Jade with her snake, Topaz with Numby, and Aventurine with DrRatio
Lmao
No I’m jades pet
Aventurine's pet is TB, he spoils them so bad let's be real. Even Doc himself knows how attached Aven is lol
Doctor,you're huge
Aven spontaneously gained inches to loom over TB in that room lmao I cannot get over that. Hoyo forgot canon heights just to have Aven be a daddy in that scene. I'm not complaining tho! Keep it coming.
They sure know what they are doing with this trailer
Same
By now you should learn, they ALWAYS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING
@@JunkoEnoshima. Stellar Jade ( Stelle & Jade )
@@JunkoEnoshima. I have no Jade for Jade 😭
@@ayacca What i mean is, they surely know what target audience they made this character and trailer for
Never have I wanted to go into debt so badly in my life.
VARS WTF YOU'RE SAYING RIGHT NOW?
Ayooo vars?
Vars anywhere but in his videos:
Caught in 4k my man...
AVERAGE BASED VARS
People went crazy over how horny kafka's trailer was.
People went crazy over how deranged sparkle's trailer was.
Hoyo saw that and said "let's combine them!"
1:35 is pretty intresting. It may even have some lore info or spoilers within
1:09 Bro was sweating through his armor 😂
Who wouldn't
Oh I thought those were tears
I thought those guys Bootleg killed were just robots 😰
With how much I sweat I probably would too
They're not robots?!
Plot Twist: Jade’s first name will be Stellar
Stellar Jade sound like a good combination
this is where we learn that Jade's original name is actually Stella (just like how Aven is Kakavasha and Topaz is Jelena), hence Stellar Jade
@@therranolleo468 that way her team with blade will be stellar blade
it's Eve
snek, apple, tree
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
🤨💀
CMON CMON
S & M by Rihanna?
*C'MONN C'MONNN C'MONN I LIKE IT LIKE IT*
It's sad to see British men are down to this now... #BringBackWinstonChurchill
1:24 That's scene remind's me to sparkle trailer, but this... I think this more crazy I ever seen.
Nah check chainsaw man ed #3 at 1:29 they're taking reference from it
Jade is that character to already feel bad for any enemy that faces her
Feel bad for them? Why? They're very lucky I'd say
I swear I could hear people scream
" It should be meeeeeeee!!!"
she feels bad for no one tho
@@qtarolmd2629people are too down bad for a walking red flag
@@allenkagami2438She keeps her word and is loyal. Sounds pretty good to me
0:28 NAHH THEYRE WILDIN FOR MAKING MY GUY CRAWL😭😭😭
FR!!😭
but i would too
just to see that 0:33 smile
IT WAS HILARIOUS TO ME
speak like an actual human being, chim-chim.
@@AliceAutumn oh….?
WHY DID HE CRAWL TOWARDS HER LIKE THAT
Fanservice
WHY DID NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS PART 1:35 OMGGG
i feel like see this one on other media but forget which one.
Just some light crucifying
@@rabpanz6145 and it looks cool (imo)
@@rabpanz6145💀
People too busy gooning
0:24 THEY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE DOING😭😭
"You naughty child.."
Ya 😅
they alwaaaays kneewww!!!
i ready to pull jade when she comes out tomorrow i stopped pulling for Ruei Mei and now saving for this character
@@chillcatzzshe said "naughty child"
WERE GOING INTO DEBT WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Same apart
cringe
cringe
As if these two "cringe" user above aren't cringe themselves
Owlbert: welcome brothers!
"Where are they?" Sounds like Sunday escaped
Never felt happier about sharing a name with this lady
me too, first time seeing my name shared by a character and wow am I happy to share it LOL
This trailer is absolutely _CRAZY_
THX
Trash trailer
@@beriazim what's wrong with you?
@@RizkyShiroe123 what's wrong with YOU
@@beriazim how?
WE'RE EVADING TAXES WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣
EVADING?! SHE CAN TAX ME ANYTIME!
Lilit
1:35 from whipping to crucifixion lmao
Aventurine: hired by Jade in exchange for his life
Jade: her weapon is a whip
My brain: *wait a minute*
STOP IM CACKLINH
1:15 THIS PART WOAH??
1:35 / 1:36 is also pretty cool
I knooooow i was surprised by that part as well. Very cool snek
YEAH ITS SOO GOOD THEY WERE COOKING
im cryin it slaps so hard
Absolute music bop
👇 Press to get Jade early on your pulls
‼️
You dreams bro🤑
No
Same
@@Cuddle_with_Furina no
Bruh when i saw this trailer i literally SPAT MY WATER OUT.
Its way more unhinged than i expected but honestly im here for it
HER THEME HITS HARDER THAN HER WHIP 🗣️🗣️🔥
First Kafka and now Jade. Those IPC staff so lucky
Kafka isn't IPC
@@Troopertrollthe enemies bro😭
@@Troopertroll read again then watch Kafka trailer to get what i said bro 👍
@@Troopertroll they're both fighting IPC
@@Troopertroll IPC staff are so lucky because they're always getting beaten up by dominant women [literally Kafka kabedon'd one with her leg]
They knew damn well what they were doing.
Forget about Jade I'm here for him 00:28
Same
That's what I'm saying, I finally found my people.
What if it was a her?
this
How many times have you watched this?
Yes
I love her so much❤❤❤
Ayo??? 🤨🤨🤨 Someone at Hoyo was really inspired when they did this trailer, lol
SHES GORGEOUS
Same apart
REAAAAL
WOOF WOOF
LEGS FOR DAYS ❤
Only thing missing is her offering people "apples" to eat :')
Oh no..
STEP ON ME PLEASE JADEEE
Real
0:13 MOVE DUDE ITS MY TURN!🗣️🗣️🤬
FR.
0:23 woah woah woah chill there 🤔
I was just trying to listen to music when this came up, my partners head shot up and said "Your gonna gay panic over her"
Indeed, my partner was right
Every day hoyo goes closer and closer to making straight up softcore corn
0:22 IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
Nah me first
Me as jade
Please get your ticket and line up
thank you
please find another way to disappoint your father
Trailer is mad stylized!! Faye did a banger job voicing her as well. ❤
1:12 Shhh… You woke it up…..🚨
0:03 it should have been me!!, not him!!
It should have been me not her 😔
@@Not_L0gical lol
PLEASE COME HOME JADE ILY
Same
Sus
Let’s all raise a glass for Jade to come home early 🥂
1:00 I kinda wish she had that snake in her design in game, I really like it
I mean it’s in her enhanced follow up attack (though as a giant version)
i love it when character trailers go kikuo bridge crazy
Good luck to everyone pulling for her!
This trailer is definitely something...
TEARING UP I NEED HIM SO BAD
Bro is sweating ✨profusely✨
0:29 woof wooof woooof
....
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
BARK BARK BARK
what is wrong with you people 💀
@@bakrazzawy3024mommy issues
Come home early, Jade, please!!! 😭😭🥺 90 wishes all for you!!
You know who else is coming early? Me
If you win 50/50?
She is not a cheap woman, good luck 🤑
Do it until 76 pity 1000% guaranteed
@@tea.is.going.insanesus
I love her so much! She’s beautiful and elegant! She’s a queen!❤
Now im definitely pulling for argenti
Good luck getting Argentina
I reminded Faye at Anime Expo that Jade came out this week. She's excited. Let's go!
Things that didn't happen, with yaboi, Delusion.
You're so lucky you went to Anime Expo this year, man.
"It is I... *Stellar Jade* ...here to steal your pulls"
Do you mean, *Steallar Jade* ?
_Cyno leaves_
thought i was deadass about to witness a public execution
Yo, SHE CAN FIGHT WITH *HIGH HEELS* ON?! Damn… and i can’t even stand in them. 💀😭
THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING
Hoyoverse knew exactly what they were doing with this demo
*GOOD LUCK ON JADE EVERYONE!!! HER BANNER IS ON JULY 10 🥰*
I knew Jade’s a sadist
This trailer just screams "Mommy"
If not "Mistress"
THAT SICK MUSIC! Its perfect for Jade! Very unpredicting yet electric like.
jade's my biggest role model
" STEP ON MY FACE " 0:50
gross 🤮
Please come home early Jade so I can pull for both your character and your light cone 😭
Love you, Jade ❤️
May your jade pulls never disappoint!
I GOT HER and her signature lightcone. Thank you so muchhhh
When i saw her... my brain instantly went Yes Mommy...
True
SHES SO PRETTY
WE'RE GETTING DOWN ON OUR HANDS AND KNEES WITH THIS ONE 🐶🐶🐶
💀
No
real
Nahhh that shit's weird brothers, stay strong.
yes brother
reject mommies and fanservice
0:35 hmmm. That pose is familiar...
yelan?
@@cloverinthewind3411 wait yeah
WE’RE PAYING OUR TAXES WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️
I think we can all agree that FAYE IS SO AWESOME AS JADE!!!
This comment section is stinkin
Freaky ass trailer
Best music so far
Only 10 weird secs u will live
Why is this woman so perfect 😭 may everyone pulling for Jade get her early 💗
I have her and E1 XD
Goodluck pulling for jade! :)
i never expect them to actually make a human chair any time soon
1:04 Bro really bout to fight her with a Mop
"IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!!" ahhh trailer 🤣
I deadass just checked for no reason and saw this with “1 minute ago” on it
oh she freaky af sign me up. hoyo knew EXACTLY what they were doing
At first i didn't like jade much , thought she was boring but this trailer woke senses in me
Me for this entire trailer: IT SHOULD’VE BEEN MEEEE!!!
Her voice is so freakin' seductive!
0:32 Jade Looks REALLY GOOD here 🔥
imagine falling for npcs... couldn't be me..
definitely not me..
This trailer is making me feel things
Real
frrr
it's actually called organ failure!!! hope this helps
This is such a normal trailer 😊😊
mid trailer
I like her trailer, so purple!! It's a beautiful color
Я думала, что круче красивого появления Райден уже ничего не будет, но этоо 😳