People went crazy over how horny kafka's trailer was. People went crazy over how deranged sparkle's trailer was. Hoyo saw that and said "let's combine them!"
Aven spontaneously gained inches to loom over TB in that room lmao I cannot get over that. Hoyo forgot canon heights just to have Aven be a daddy in that scene. I'm not complaining tho! Keep it coming.
Imagine being so stressed out, that you sweat THROUGH your armor.
Bro was DYING 😭🙏
@@paragoniumni was
😅😢
Wait that's armor?! I thought they were robots
I thought they were androids
This was a lot more unhinged than I expected tbh
I mean we already got Fem joker, Dr. Doom, Bin Laden and IRS.
Why not literally Satan?
Is ruan mei dr doom ?@XinMgu
@@XinMgui genuinely don't know who's you referring to with those
@@lilyaholmes109Fem Joker is Sparkle, Bin Laden is Firefly, IRS is Topaz, Dr Doom is Ruan Mei maybe?
They're really leaning into it 😂 I mean heck yeah!
They sure know what they are doing with this trailer
Same
By now you should learn, they ALWAYS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING
@@JunkoEnoshima. Stellar Jade ( Stelle & Jade )
@@JunkoEnoshima. I have no Jade for Jade 😭
@@ayacca What i mean is, they surely know what target audience they made this character and trailer for
0:55 mad respect for this guy just tryna save his homie
wasnt main character enough 😭😭
And they say Jade is Eve. No, she isn't Eve; she's Lilith.
Real
Stop this is actually good.
More Like Lilith Masquerading As Eve 👀
SO REAL
She is lucifer
You don’t pull for Jade. She pulls you to her.
Let’s hope she does(so she can come home)
Unfortunately, Firefly burned away all my stellar jades.
Skip
@@azuregamer3497 same can't get Jade
Na
Brooo, sitting on men, leashing them, making them crawl, whipping ttem, stepping on them 😭😭😭😭 HOYO ISN'T HIDING ANYMORE
And we love it
There's nothing to hide😈
gotta appeal to their fanbase somehow😅
Just broke whole fanbase
Hoyo doesn't have a choice
Jade > Yinlin
No wonder Topaz looked at her with such admiration, what a mentor to have...
so glad topaz didn't grow up to be like her
No wonder Numby got scared considering her snake
I'm joining ipc just to get sit on by her
Is there any job for a data scientist open in ipc??
1:35 is pretty intresting. It may even have some lore info or spoilers within
People went crazy over how horny kafka's trailer was.
People went crazy over how deranged sparkle's trailer was.
Hoyo saw that and said "let's combine them!"
god bless
Never have I wanted to go into debt so badly in my life.
VARS WTF YOU'RE SAYING RIGHT NOW?
Ayooo vars?
Vars anywhere but in his videos:
Caught in 4k my man...
AVERAGE BASED VARS
1:09 Bro was sweating through his armor 😂
Who wouldn't
Oh I thought those were tears
I thought those guys Bootleg killed were just robots 😰
With how much I sweat I probably would too
They're not robots?!
Plot Twist: Jade’s first name will be Stellar
Stellar Jade sound like a good combination
this is where we learn that Jade's original name is actually Stella (just like how Aven is Kakavasha and Topaz is Jelena), hence Stellar Jade
@@therranolleo468 that way her team with blade will be stellar blade
it's Eve
snek, apple, tree
It seems everyone in IPC has a pet: Jade with her snake, Topaz with Numby, and Aventurine with DrRatio
Lmao
No I’m jades pet
Aventurine's pet is TB, he spoils them so bad let's be real. Even Doc himself knows how attached Aven is lol
Doctor,you're huge
Aven spontaneously gained inches to loom over TB in that room lmao I cannot get over that. Hoyo forgot canon heights just to have Aven be a daddy in that scene. I'm not complaining tho! Keep it coming.
1:24 That's scene remind's me to sparkle trailer, but this... I think this more crazy I ever seen.
Nah check chainsaw man ed #3 at 1:29 they're taking reference from it
Jade is that character to already feel bad for any enemy that faces her
Feel bad for them? Why? They're very lucky I'd say
I swear I could hear people scream
" It should be meeeeeeee!!!"
she feels bad for no one tho
@@qtarolmd2629people are too down bad for a walking red flag
@@allenkagami2438She keeps her word and is loyal. Sounds pretty good to me
0:28 NAHH THEYRE WILDIN FOR MAKING MY GUY CRAWL😭😭😭
FR!!😭
but i would too
just to see that 0:33 smile
IT WAS HILARIOUS TO ME
speak like an actual human being, chim-chim.
@@AliceAutumn oh….?
0:24 THEY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE DOING😭😭
"You naughty child.."
Ya 😅
they alwaaaays kneewww!!!
i ready to pull jade when she comes out tomorrow i stopped pulling for Ruei Mei and now saving for this character
@@chillcatzzshe said "naughty child"
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
🤨💀
CMON CMON
S & M by Rihanna?
*C'MONN C'MONNN C'MONN I LIKE IT LIKE IT*
It's sad to see British men are down to this now... #BringBackWinstonChurchill
WHY DID HE CRAWL TOWARDS HER LIKE THAT
Fanservice
This trailer is absolutely _CRAZY_
THX
@@beriazim what's wrong with you?
@@beriazim how?
this trailer is absolutely *FREAKY*
I am speechless. I wasn't planning on getting her but this trailer is doing something to me-😭
WERE GOING INTO DEBT WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Same apart
cringe
cringe
As if these two "cringe" user above aren't cringe themselves
Owlbert: welcome brothers!
1:15 THIS PART WOAH??
1:35 / 1:36 is also pretty cool
I knooooow i was surprised by that part as well. Very cool snek
YEAH ITS SOO GOOD THEY WERE COOKING
im cryin it slaps so hard
Absolute music bop
WHY DID NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS PART 1:35 OMGGG
i feel like see this one on other media but forget which one.
Just some light crucifying
@@rabpanz6145 and it looks cool (imo)
@@rabpanz6145💀
People too busy gooning
"Where are they?" Sounds like Sunday escaped
WE'RE EVADING TAXES WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣
EVADING?! SHE CAN TAX ME ANYTIME!
Lilit
They knew damn well what they were doing.
Ayo??? 🤨🤨🤨 Someone at Hoyo was really inspired when they did this trailer, lol
1:35 from whipping to crucifixion lmao
Never felt happier about sharing a name with this lady
me too, first time seeing my name shared by a character and wow am I happy to share it LOL
0:23 woah woah woah chill there 🤔
0:13 MOVE DUDE ITS MY TURN!🗣️🗣️🤬
FR.
Trailer is mad stylized!! Faye did a banger job voicing her as well. ❤
Aventurine: hired by Jade in exchange for his life
Jade: her weapon is a whip
My brain: *wait a minute*
STOP IM CACKLINH
Bruh when i saw this trailer i literally SPAT MY WATER OUT.
Its way more unhinged than i expected but honestly im here for it
First Kafka and now Jade. Those IPC staff so lucky
Kafka isn't IPC
@@Troopertrollthe enemies bro😭
@@Troopertroll read again then watch Kafka trailer to get what i said bro 👍
@@Troopertroll they're both fighting IPC
@@Troopertroll IPC staff are so lucky because they're always getting beaten up by dominant women [literally Kafka kabedon'd one with her leg]
SHES GORGEOUS
Same apart
REAAAAL
WOOF WOOF
LEGS FOR DAYS ❤
👇 Press to get Jade early on your pulls
‼️
You dreams bro🤑
No
Same
@@Waifu_Impact_Cunny_Archive no
Her theme song slaps....also hoyo knew what they were doing when they made her trailer
Forget about Jade I'm here for him 00:28
Same
That's what I'm saying, I finally found my people.
What if it was a her?
this
Let’s all raise a glass for Jade to come home early 🥂
Good luck to everyone pulling for her!
0:22 IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
Nah me first
Me as jade
Please get your ticket and line up
thank you
please find another way to disappoint your father
HER THEME HITS HARDER THAN HER WHIP 🗣️🗣️🔥
0:03 it should have been me!!, not him!!
It should have been me not her 😔
@@Not_L0gical lol
PLEASE COME HOME JADE ILY
Same
Sus
This trailer is definitely something...
I reminded Faye at Anime Expo that Jade came out this week. She's excited. Let's go!
Things that didn't happen, with yaboi, Delusion.
You're so lucky you went to Anime Expo this year, man.
How many times have you watched this?
Yes
I love her so much❤❤❤
1:00 I kinda wish she had that snake in her design in game, I really like it
I mean it’s in her enhanced follow up attack (though as a giant version)
"It is I... *Stellar Jade* ...here to steal your pulls"
Do you mean, *Steallar Jade* ?
_Cyno leaves_
THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING
THAT SICK MUSIC! Its perfect for Jade! Very unpredicting yet electric like.
Every day hoyo goes closer and closer to making straight up softcore corn
Only thing missing is her offering people "apples" to eat :')
Oh no..
Come home early, Jade, please!!! 😭😭🥺 90 wishes all for you!!
You know who else is coming early? Me
If you win 50/50?
She is not a cheap woman, good luck 🤑
Do it until 76 pity 1000% guaranteed
@@tea.is.going.insanesus
Please come home early Jade so I can pull for both your character and your light cone 😭
Love you, Jade ❤️
Hoyoverse knew exactly what they were doing with this demo
1:12 Shhh… You woke it up…..🚨
i love it when character trailers go kikuo bridge crazy
Goodluck pulling for jade! :)
0:29 woof wooof woooof
....
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
BARK BARK BARK
what is wrong with you people 💀
@@bakrazzawy3024mommy issues
May your jade pulls never disappoint!
0:35 hmmm. That pose is familiar...
yelan?
@@cloverinthewind3411 wait yeah
You seeing ur dad?
@@cloverinthewind3411 I KNEW IT
Now im definitely pulling for argenti
Good luck getting Argentina
I deadass just checked for no reason and saw this with “1 minute ago” on it
I GOT HER and her signature lightcone. Thank you so muchhhh
Mommy jade wakes up and choose violence💀💀💀 0:36
*GOOD LUCK ON JADE EVERYONE!!! HER BANNER IS ON JULY 10 🥰*
thought i was deadass about to witness a public execution
SHES SO PRETTY
I think we can all agree that FAYE IS SO AWESOME AS JADE!!!
WE’RE PAYING OUR TAXES WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️
0:32 Jade Looks REALLY GOOD here 🔥
STEP ON ME PLEASE JADEEE
Real
Reel.
Why is this woman so perfect 😭 may everyone pulling for Jade get her early 💗
I have her and E1 XD
WE'RE GETTING DOWN ON OUR HANDS AND KNEES WITH THIS ONE 🐶🐶🐶
💀
No
real
This trailer is making me feel things
Real
frrr
it's actually called organ failure!!! hope this helps
HOYO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING😭
i love her music theme, so funky
This is such a normal trailer 😊😊
mid trailer
Good luck to everyone pulling for Ivy from Soul Caliber. Still hard to believe a crossover got approved
I love y'all intros to new characters but with this one you know what you were doing with that scene but hey we love it ❤❤
I love her so much! She’s beautiful and elegant! She’s a queen!❤
Я думала, что круче красивого появления Райден уже ничего не будет, но этоо 😳
This trailer just screams "Mommy"
If not "Mistress"
Never expected to be in love with Mommy type ❤
As a female player who loves handsome male characters, Jade is really now my main
TEARING UP I NEED HIM SO BAD
I like her trailer, so purple!! It's a beautiful color
i never expect them to actually make a human chair any time soon
Those guards man, they were so lucky.
Her voice is so freakin' seductive!
Good look to everyone warping!!
They could never make me hate you Jade.
Music is on top as always! My ears are delighted!❤
Bro is sweating ✨profusely✨
Jade and Jand Doe... Hoyo sure is on a roll lately 😂
WE GETTING WHIPPED WITH THIS ONE🙏🙏🔥
I love how this trailer went from down horrendous to biblical psychedelics
I was just trying to listen to music when this came up, my partners head shot up and said "Your gonna gay panic over her"
Indeed, my partner was right