Tech Talk with Bob Kelly - Jim Norton & Sam Roberts

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  • @ale58301
    @ale58301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Bobby used to look like a movie star, now he looks like a movie theatre" - Patrice O'Neal

    • @evansgate
      @evansgate 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That was Vos tagging Patrice on the first part, then Patrice said "Bob has trouble moving"

    • @GorbyP
      @GorbyP 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That joke sucks, so amateur

  • @xenos_n.
    @xenos_n. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Robert Kelly looks like if Mr. Clean ate Chris Farley and atrophied all his muscles while trying to digest him.

    • @boreofwrath837
      @boreofwrath837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😆

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hope you’re safe & don’t fall reaching out for that limb 🌳

    • @ScipioWasHere
      @ScipioWasHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bobby looks like the fat Chinese assassin who throws his hat - Patrice Oneal

    • @shadescal521
      @shadescal521 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should have put a period after Farley.

    • @xenos_n.
      @xenos_n. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shadescal521 I don't reply to your ads on Craigslist and tell you how to do your job.

  • @cbigham72
    @cbigham72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Dear Siriusxm
    I'm a subscriber and I'm still watching this video... #leavethemup

  • @ArizonaCowboys
    @ArizonaCowboys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Tech talk with Bob Kelly needs to be a thing.

    • @CapitalJ2
      @CapitalJ2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Yung ThinkPad That's why it's funny dooooood!

  • @alexandertaylor2951
    @alexandertaylor2951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When Jim gets excited about a topic...one of the funniest dude's on this planet

  • @Boabywankenobi
    @Boabywankenobi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Doooooooood, i've got my dongle, BOOM am plugged into skynet doooood.

  • @darrenXparker
    @darrenXparker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Long-form videos or I don’t watch!

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's like they hate revenue, I bet you it was some old fuck running it before thinking we all wanted short clips. Now theres a guy who gets it.

  • @bbmade
    @bbmade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love Bobby. We’ve seen him live several times, Jim too and they never disappoint. “Papaa, Papaa”.

  • @kansas6263
    @kansas6263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Long form video, for long form interviews! Thank god
    As of now you have 12 views.... for sure, you’ll get more than 20 views. Thanks guys!

    • @doubleuponbob3397
      @doubleuponbob3397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Long form PECKAH, more like it 😍😍

  • @mojo6605
    @mojo6605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Finally a full interview.

  • @willpowerfpv3246
    @willpowerfpv3246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So glad to see full segments again. Pump em out, I can listen to this banter for hours. 👌

  • @baxter326
    @baxter326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Bob Kelly is an Apple Pie fan.

    • @Kajuni0
      @Kajuni0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jony, Ive just cleaned my plate

  • @MikeTrainormusic
    @MikeTrainormusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bobby is a legitimately great actor. He was so good in Louie

    • @cram000
      @cram000 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      his part in Louie was eating two full course meals for lunch, he wasn't acting lol

  • @stevemendez3535
    @stevemendez3535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is so sweet! Jim is now the new Opie! Every buddy else is carrying the show and Jim just chimes in with some random sayings.

    • @chrisbrady6687
      @chrisbrady6687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Every buddy" 😂 Jesus, how old are you?

  • @spjmrlahey4008
    @spjmrlahey4008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Hold my hand, man, I gotta squeeze sumthin."

  • @mateowannacomedyremasterz6605
    @mateowannacomedyremasterz6605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Wow the cameras look great guys. Super high production quality. Thanks! I look forward to more video.

    • @GovernorRiffRaff
      @GovernorRiffRaff 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      We don’t need Bobby Kelly in 4k

    • @braidenbianco
      @braidenbianco ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GovernorRiffRaff a very true statement

  • @leestillwell4236
    @leestillwell4236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Robert Kelly looks like he ate a younger Robert kelly

    • @shaiapouf420
      @shaiapouf420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      manjen boo

    • @griswold3006
      @griswold3006 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That younger Bobby has a name, and it's stavros halkias

    • @shadescal521
      @shadescal521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fat Bobby ate skinny Bobby 1, 2 and 3.....

  • @buccaneer40
    @buccaneer40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Damn Sam, bring a little bit more to the conversation then the same joke/voice over and over. Even if your audience thought it was remotely funny the first time, it lost its luster the 2nd time, let alone the 50th time

    • @slapcartel
      @slapcartel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That shit angered me

    • @luisnieves1844
      @luisnieves1844 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enraging...

    • @tremblingcolors
      @tremblingcolors 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fact that Jim or Bob didn't bash him for it is even worse in my opinion.

    • @edharris5855
      @edharris5855 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tremblingcolors sam is slightly funnier opie

    • @mattjohnson1953
      @mattjohnson1953 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clearly SOMEONE hasn’t put an Apple dealie Dongle on their attitude

  • @Logicalpsycho2323
    @Logicalpsycho2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:38 "....AND THEN HE GOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

  • @XXthekingofyouXX
    @XXthekingofyouXX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's impressive that King Kong Bundy has kept up with computer technology since he did that 1980's IBM commercial.
    ... and even more considering he's dead.

    • @johnLennon255
      @johnLennon255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's not king kong Bundy, that's Iranian Kevin James

  • @lithium23
    @lithium23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jim really is the best as a third mic and this proves it

  • @darrenXparker
    @darrenXparker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    *FULL VIDEOS OR NOTHING!*

  • @TheMackMamba
    @TheMackMamba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Robert Kelly looks like a buddha statue came to life and took james Gandolfini's wardrobe.

  • @treverp4938
    @treverp4938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just noticed Bob has hair on his arms. Always thought he was smooth like a Watermelon

  • @napalmingestion
    @napalmingestion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love when Edgar makes an appearance

  • @AaronScutt
    @AaronScutt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    LOL, Apple talk is not tech talk gentlemen. Apple is a lifestyle product, not tech. That happened almost 10 years ago.

    • @phanatic215
      @phanatic215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True that

    • @azysheff
      @azysheff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s the gayest thing ive ever seen on the internet and I’ve accidentally clicked on gay porn once....

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aaron S you sound exactly like the people that say “LOL, rap isn’t even music”,’ no one thinks it’s cool if you redraw lines of distinction

    • @AaronScutt
      @AaronScutt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Derek_Keenan Hey look, you checked another box! Rap isn't music!

    • @AaronScutt
      @AaronScutt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@azysheff Sounds like you and Norton would get along famously.

  • @SorenRingholm
    @SorenRingholm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    JN '& CHIP for that matter is funniest.. and in the sweet spot, when 2 or more people are talking about something and he can interject with nonsens.. I'm really enjoying this one!

  • @mikes6899
    @mikes6899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When Bob Kelly says 700 pounds, I wish Anthony was there,

  • @TheMackMamba
    @TheMackMamba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Robert Kelly looks like someone stitched 83 blob fish together and stuffed it into a bowling shirt.

  • @chrislc35
    @chrislc35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    jim is the funniest, quickest guy around.

  • @jasonking4753
    @jasonking4753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    16:08 that steve YEEEEEES made me so happy. We miss ya, you giant bear!

  • @EdLaughs
    @EdLaughs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bobby Kelly, best salesman ever. I like that he can be funny too.

  • @IanDirtySouth615
    @IanDirtySouth615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:45 "I have!" cracked me up

  • @get8bit
    @get8bit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Somebody should tell Bob Kelly about a new piece of technology they got out... It's called the treadmill!

  • @lucaservin6768
    @lucaservin6768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite thing about Bobby Kelly? His reactions to the most unfunny shit that comes out of Norton. Some of my favorite banter from the O&A days were between these two.

  • @joshkennedy2121
    @joshkennedy2121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love Bob.

  • @nickmccartan8128
    @nickmccartan8128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is what we want on the channel not 4min clips. Fat Bawby rules. #Ibrokemykneedude #Holdmyhandman

  • @michaellujan7165
    @michaellujan7165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anybody else catch the steve c. YEEEESSSSSS jim tossed out? Lol

    • @michaellujan7165
      @michaellujan7165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      16:11 RIP steve c.

    • @Kajuni0
      @Kajuni0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaellujan7165 thanks for the timestamp you're an angel

    • @michaellujan7165
      @michaellujan7165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kajuni0 np lol i wish theyd do it more often always get a chuckle from a bear or hybrid car refrence haha

  • @truestory5695
    @truestory5695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lets try to keep this under a cool thousand

  • @73caddydaddy93
    @73caddydaddy93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    See SXM? The public speaks! Listen to the boys! I'm actually getting SXM based on hearing the TH-cam clips of this show.

  • @zachsimon9475
    @zachsimon9475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jesus, Sam is really going full Opie.

  • @jcoz31588
    @jcoz31588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cokelogic needs to do a video of Porch Wisdom Bobby

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The only thing it looks like Bobby should be talking about is Diabetes

  • @dreaded360
    @dreaded360 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:40 .. great input jim.. you bring so much to the table..

    • @マシュードーラン
      @マシュードーラン ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude he’s been one of the funniest guys on the planet for two decades. Why be hard on the guy?

  • @thebos5518
    @thebos5518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    full video nice

  • @wesmanpipes9430
    @wesmanpipes9430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyone who really understands tech realizes that Apple is far from the best company out there. Overpriced and engineered for aesthetics over functionality. Not to to forget proprietary and very anti consumer in right to repair.

  • @elizabethai
    @elizabethai 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It WAS cute. Best segment ever. Subscribing to Sirius just for J&S

  • @GorbyP
    @GorbyP 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sam is literally the only human being who is happy this show exists

  • @stephjovi
    @stephjovi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is Apple sponsoring them? I don`t get why people waste their money on Apple whilst bitching about it

  • @wynandbecker8489
    @wynandbecker8489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    sam is becoming the new opie!

  • @robertwhitley6233
    @robertwhitley6233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wow,Sam tries so hard to be funny but fails every time,it's cringe worthy.He's better than Opie but...yeah.

  • @joeybrisk1869
    @joeybrisk1869 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank god this is not a short clip . Could you please upload full Bruce Campbell convo from last time he was in

  • @thebossman2010
    @thebossman2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bobby is just a big ass robot when he's outfitted with the latest tech.

  • @netsfan88
    @netsfan88 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES!? JIM AND SAM ARE AT WAR LETS GO CHIP ARMEY

  • @conner6417
    @conner6417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I dont even bother with the 4 min videos. I watch these every time they get put up. You could do both. Short ones for new viewers and these longs ones for the established fans

  • @paulcampbell8696
    @paulcampbell8696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sam, if you could lean away from the mic a bit when you laugh, that'd be great...

  • @macberry4048
    @macberry4048 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Asian kid is Brian Tong, he used to be at CNET and now he has his own TH-cam channel

  • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
    @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yay, R.Belly!

  • @oscarrhe9491
    @oscarrhe9491 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I typed in "Jim and Sam Donut Guy" and this is what came up

  • @Laura-fv1oe1
    @Laura-fv1oe1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:38 omg Jim fuckin kills me 🤣🤣

  • @bruceleeyourface3253
    @bruceleeyourface3253 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys are great 👍

  • @petebaneet
    @petebaneet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When does Jim prop his arm on Bob's head? I want a visual...

  • @geoffehresman2220
    @geoffehresman2220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Did u get permission for this Sam?

  • @Kerry.R
    @Kerry.R 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hell yea! subbed to the channel now :D

  • @MyNameIsntRyan
    @MyNameIsntRyan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why dont you put the date of the show in the description? Then I can go watch it.

  • @matthewclaiborne229
    @matthewclaiborne229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite part of this video is opie...ooops sorry.....SAMMIE trying to force the “put an apple deally” bit on everyone

    • @SevenDeadlyCinema
      @SevenDeadlyCinema 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      remember when he couldn't stop saying Agent Penis? Sam is Opie Evolved

    • @leahcimolrac1477
      @leahcimolrac1477 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tesdant313 Opie 2.0

  • @DiggitySlice
    @DiggitySlice 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah, having a phone you can't access the innards of without voiding the warranty is a great idea. Glad _seams_ were the top priority

  • @goody869
    @goody869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ENOUGH ABOUT THE APPLE DEALEY!!

  • @Alps-23
    @Alps-23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did any body else's Google drive open when Jim said he hates it.

  • @declined7
    @declined7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:28
    That caught me off gaurd. Jimmy is so funny.

  • @skilletburritos8464
    @skilletburritos8464 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    the early ipod firewire cables they mentioned could be found on amazon from a 3rd party brand and of course ebay. At first i thought they meant the 30 pin sync cables for older ipods and yeah amazon has a shit ton of them as well

  • @liquid1dr
    @liquid1dr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doooooooood, Ya fuckin' got your battery, ya fuckin' chargin my phone and BOOM I broke my knee man. Hold my hand bro, hold my hand.

  • @leemcqueen500
    @leemcqueen500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    iPhones are awful.

  • @Ssv714
    @Ssv714 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BOBBO!

  • @joshtruman377
    @joshtruman377 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    45:22 “When I said envelope I meant stool”. Could mean two things. And idk if jimmy even realized that when he spoke

  • @jamesmeredith2713
    @jamesmeredith2713 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have a charger that charges my phone , watch and air pods all at the same time , works great and doesn’t take long

  • @petermcgill1559
    @petermcgill1559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Honestly, i thought this show had been cancelled. Why does Sam think he's a comic?

    • @josephcumia7543
      @josephcumia7543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He Leeched a career off them for Years and thinks that Talent is transmissible via Osmoosis

  • @IHATEJEREMYMOCK
    @IHATEJEREMYMOCK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bob's pituitary is working overtime...

  • @Gr33nshell
    @Gr33nshell 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bobby please post a pic of that iPod, would love to see it!

  • @Puffpuffcass
    @Puffpuffcass 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    great episode finally they are long! Love BK. also side note, jesus troy let me ride your face, you handsome fuck.

  • @asmuel
    @asmuel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bob looks like Chaz Bono without hormone replacement.

  • @seanbean4682
    @seanbean4682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *Bobby moves his arms like a sassy, obese baby*

    • @seanwegner9925
      @seanwegner9925 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahhahahahha good one, Lord Eddard Stark!

    • @boosh90
      @boosh90 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      also sam, with his sassy shoulders. Enraging.

  • @noyes.
    @noyes. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sam looks like what Opie thinks he looks like

  • @lunksmoo
    @lunksmoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ackshually, Dell didn't fire that guy for smoking pot. They had stopped using him in commercials before he was arrested for pot possesion.

  • @tjpj1919
    @tjpj1919 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    BOBBBAAAAYYYYY!

  • @fernandohood5657
    @fernandohood5657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wow this is way to long, im here for those 1 minute clips, love them

  • @b2df45
    @b2df45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm snitchin.. this aint a 5 min clip

  • @Willy-px1si
    @Willy-px1si 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bob kelly looks like king kong bundy

  • @douglaskalberg8899
    @douglaskalberg8899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can't make the batteries smaller or stronger, they've more or less met their limit. Too strong and the can become dangerous if they explode.

  • @Caalifrna
    @Caalifrna 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Look mommy it talks
    FALALALA

  • @Gmenpg
    @Gmenpg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m not a Sam hater but He talks too much. It’s like the Sam show with guests. Say what you want about opie , he never over spoke

    • @forbin1185
      @forbin1185 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gmen pg and opies voice didn’t give me a headache

  • @Marty4Life
    @Marty4Life ปีที่แล้ว

    “He doesn’t know what an XLR is!?” Yea Sam, he’s been too preoccupied with more success than you.

  • @fartzinacan
    @fartzinacan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chippah, airdropping on a Subway.... Please, please someone record that

  • @PA_Cheddar
    @PA_Cheddar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    so now there is an apple charger lol, they get pretty hot!

  • @Marvin.Runyon
    @Marvin.Runyon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did Rob use Lufa Futon to post this?

  • @mikejeannotte6642
    @mikejeannotte6642 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    STAWP SAYIN' SLIDING PAWND.

  • @andrewwilson8374
    @andrewwilson8374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All you had anything to say about was garbage proprietary Apple products

  • @pogothebear6808
    @pogothebear6808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Did they move them to a smaller, shittier studio?

  • @fouronesix8294
    @fouronesix8294 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Goddamn, its very apparent that Bobby has completely given the fuck up! He looks more and more like jabba the hut every time you see him!

  • @tomamerman7699
    @tomamerman7699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jim and Sam act like grimace is elon musk