I can't get over the fact that Santa is holding something Sora said when he was 8, against him at 15. Like. That's not how the list works XD It's annual.
If you actually really listen to some voice lines in KH2, you can pick out when the splice different takes of the recording together. Sometimes mid-word. It's especially noticeable with DiZ's lines.
@@professorpenguin6884 kind of a having your cake and eating it too moment, they get to make the cheesy edgy line and make fun of it too, but hey who tf has ever had a birthday where they didn't eat their own cake.
The best scene that encapsulates the wonderful ridiculousness of the series is Goofy’s fake out death and Mickey swearing revenge, ripping off his black coat and charges into battle. It’s the goofiest thing and I love it.
2:55 Sora, my dear boy, by this point you've ran into giant robot Heartless, Nobodies, cult members in black hoodies, a literal three-headed dog, been turned into a mermaid and a lion cub, been turned into computer data, and even met Santa Claus If talking gargoyles still surprise you then Idk what to tell you man maybe this whole Keyblade thing just isn't for you
Yeah..just get used to it..also its not supposed to be gay its supposed to be wholesome and good character development for rikuplica so just leave the shippers and have fun but take the shippers as just joking people and be nice to them anyways🙂😁😀
One of my favorite lines in the whole series is the exchange between Hades and Auron. "Did you forget who you are talking to?! I am the Lord of the DEAD!!" 'Hmph, no wonder no one wants to die.' And also "Perhaps I'm all that ever was." 'I meant your name.' Like he was like 'I have been through a lot already, and I'd rather not put up with this bs too.'
@@zeynepavsar7533 In rechain of memories, Organization XIII uses a replica to copy everything Riku is (including his memories) to be able to use Riku as their weapon. In a way, the replica is like a living doll. KH sort of implies/states that the replicas became real people though, so even though he is a copy the replica is also his own version of Riku and his own person. The replica got lost in the darkness and time works differently there. That's most likely why he is younger than the real Riku. Just pretend it makes sense. That's what I do. 😁
Sora_Keychain If that was the case, why did it only apply to Sora and they didn’t make Riku a little dumber too? I think it was just bad writing for Sora
Having played Melody of Memory as my first Kingdom Hearts game (I was desperate to play the series and it being a recap of the story was better than nothing), I think I can say that I missed so much and now want to play the series more than ever. My only hope is atleast KH 1 and 2 on the Switch.
It probably wont come to switch but you can watch the cutscene movies on youtube if you really wanna know the story, it’s really worth it. or the summary videos. I recommended summaries for kh 1 + chain of memories, then watch the cutscene movies for 358/2 days, kh2, birth by sleep, re:coded, dream drop distance, birth by sleep 0.2, x back cover, then kh3. This is a good order to understand everything. Some people say to do kh2 before 358 but trust me its better to do 358 before kh2. Or if you plan on getting a playstation they have game packs where u can get them all but the story is soo good i wouldnt wait to atleast watch the cutscene movies ^_^
@Josh Avitia Not just 1,2 and 3 but Rechain of memories, Birth by sleep, Dream Drop Distance and Birth by sleep 0.2 as well. And the cutscene movies of 358/2 Days, Recoded and the animated movie Back cover.
I didn't catch the double entendre with Jack in Halloween town till I was much older. The fellows who want to spoil Halloween AND Christmas are *Heartless* When it hit me the first time I couldn't stop laughing.
0:08 this line kinda seems strange. like, they called them heartless from the beginning, literally got somewhere with CONTROLLING them, and they still act like they were never here before. they had heartless long before Sora even came in KH1.
KH2 takes place a whole year after KH1, so Jack probably just forgot what they were called in that time and took a sec to remember what they were called once they started being an issue again.
2:14 So to sum it all up, Riku not only is in love with Sora but also has fruity thoughts for his former dark self in which it also replicated those fruity thoughts? Oh okay then swell.
Sora literally saved the world from eternal darkness and yet he’s on the naughty list because he said he didn’t believe in Santa as a kid.
Talk shit get hit.
We don't talk shit about Santa in this house
Technically he saved a lot of worlds and restored them from darkness and oblivion. That doesn't mean a thing to Sandy Claus.
Sounds just like religion
Naughty would imply he's getting coal, I think he's more on a 'skip this kid' list, that or Santa was just messing.
"No wonder no one wants to die."
Best Roast of a Final Fantasy character against a Disney villain
and the only one lol
Can't believe Woody beat that with "my guess is that no one's ever loved you before"
Ironically said by someone who's already dead
Yup WE final fantasy fans have won
where
"I'm me he says..."
*I AM A SHADOW, THE TRUE SELF*
@@corpsenymph4644 *I AM THOU, THOU ART I*
@@iancomtois9832 *NO, YOU'RE NOT ME!*
I like the part where he is him
" *PERSONA!* "
2:03 find you a guy the way Riku looks at himself
Riku: I love me
Other Riku: I love me he says
AAAAAAAAAAAAA "I LOVE ME, ME SAYS" BXBSJZHDJHDDBD PERFECT HAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL
Riku: *has a sultry moment with himself*
Sora & Kairi: the f*ck he doin over da
Lmao
Self-love… win?
GOD DAMMIT NO!! I'M NOT READY FOR THIS ONCELER SH!T AGAIN!!!😫
What the Riku doin?
Ayo what the dog doin😳
0:34
I'm Sora sir!
Hm Sora...
The writing: ↘️⤴️⬅️↩🔄↩⬅️↘️⬇️
Isn't that the input for Hazama's "Hungry Darkness of 1000 Souls"?
The writing: ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡⬅➡ b a
LET’S DEE DEE AAARRR
@@iancomtois9832 LMAOO
@@iancomtois9832 why do i see you everwhere even at pinterest btw hi again
i've never played kingdom hearts but the santa part killed me
The gameplay is great, the story is confusing, the cutscenes are either good, awkward, or hilarious. Or a mix of all.
@@sirdootdoot2430 all in all, it's completely worth your time
PLAY IT
What have you been doing all your life?
Santa can seriously hold a grudge!
"I am the lord of the dead!"
"Huh. No wonder no one wants to die."
*OHHHHHH CROWD GOES WILD*
*APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA*
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“Yeah I’d like to report a murder”
Hades: I AM THE LORD OF THE DEAD!
Auron: *I'm About to End This Man's Whole Career*
WORLDSTARRRRR
Auron must have his celestial weapon equiped, because he just straight up Overkilled Hades.
I can't get over the fact that Santa is holding something Sora said when he was 8, against him at 15. Like. That's not how the list works XD It's annual.
So does that mean Santa became corrupted by Twitter? Because that would be very concerning
Cancel culture even reaches the North Pole
Once you get off the lists you can't get back on.
Santa can be petty too
Santa holds grudges put him on the Naughty list & give him a knife in his chest.
I need a video just showing all the awkward pauses in the middle of every sentence
If you actually really listen to some voice lines in KH2, you can pick out when the splice different takes of the recording together. Sometimes mid-word. It's especially noticeable with DiZ's lines.
Sora is the purest boi and that's why he canonically has the ability to reject death
Sora is Wario confirmed
That implies Wario is pure
@@Fenyx_Birbpure garlic
I found an alternative title:
*Sora and Riku being immature teenagers for 3 minutes straight*
7 games straight*
@@SkittleJawnz TRUE
"You could say, I'm the biggest nobody of them all"
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
CRAAAAWLING IIIN MY SKIIIIIN
Hearing Xion scream in distress broke my heart... Then Saïx calling her broken? That's just BM, Saïx.
I love how there's a recurring theme of the outfits.
First, it was Chains and Belts, Then it was zippers & Belts, and Now it's plaid with buttons.
Zipper era best era
What's next in the emo styles of kingdom hearts?
2:19 i dont care how edgy that line is, i love it too much
I think Roxas's response excuses the edginess tbh. It's one of the best self-aware moments in the series
@@professorpenguin6884 kind of a having your cake and eating it too moment, they get to make the cheesy edgy line and make fun of it too, but hey who tf has ever had a birthday where they didn't eat their own cake.
@@killerbug05 Lmaoooo
Having grown up on this series and still not filling understanding the timeline I would hate to see how people just joining in feel.
I doubt any of us know exactly what happened in DDD
Pancake-kun's Best Friend Evil guy from the past tried to get inside the young boy that is the protagonist, I think that’s a good summary
Recently started playing, have gone through KH, COM and half of KHII, things are making sense rn but I'm kinda worried about the next titles
Darth Backstabber everything stops making sense after KH2 lmao
Uh hi...
I love this cause all the “why u can’t show kingdom hearts” videos are exactly why you SHOULD :,D
1:40
We can't say ALL
Bad dialogue?
@@robertflinch2447 All dialogue looks bad when it's taken out of context.
This is a different one tho. It says you SHOULD
“I meant your name” will always kill me 😂
The best scene that encapsulates the wonderful ridiculousness of the series is Goofy’s fake out death and Mickey swearing revenge, ripping off his black coat and charges into battle. It’s the goofiest thing and I love it.
Sora being hyped to meet Saint Nick continues to be absolutely wonderful.
0:05 sora has seen jesus
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣o🤣🤣🤣🤣oh my god🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@رغيدزركلي no
I believe the timestamp you are looking for is 2:52
1:24
When your friends are in a bad mood but you hit them with the thing that makes them laugh the most
1:17 Kairi, Donald, and Goofy bouncing in the background with sound effects gets me every time XD
And Mickey not caring and just staring into the void
@@sora_keychain5510 thinking about why he did not saved Aqua
@@alpha_jasperflair1097 :'(
that replica riku and riku moment killed me lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:55 Sora, my dear boy, by this point you've ran into giant robot Heartless, Nobodies, cult members in black hoodies, a literal three-headed dog, been turned into a mermaid and a lion cub, been turned into computer data, and even met Santa Claus
If talking gargoyles still surprise you then Idk what to tell you man maybe this whole Keyblade thing just isn't for you
well that is what that game was about
Yeah you got a point. Sora has been through a lot of stuff right about now that anything like talking Gargoyles shouldn’t be much of a shocker. 😂😂😂
Oh yea and his best friend in a black hoodie... TWICE
And his (literal) other half, too.
Sora getting surprised by talking gargoyles is funny considering he has a talking duck and talking dog on his team
Been in the kingdom hearts franchise for 9 years now and it’s amazing
HAHAHAHA when Ven and Roxas stared at each other BRUHHH
I played this growing up. Now I've started playing it with my little nephews. It's cute. They love Sora.
Yeah......
THR SCENE WITH RIKU AND REPLIKU WHEN I TELL YOU I SAID "WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE ROMANTIC SUBTEXT HERE?" WHEN I FIRST SAW IT....
Yeah..just get used to it..also its not supposed to be gay its supposed to be wholesome and good character development for rikuplica so just leave the shippers and have fun but take the shippers as just joking people and be nice to them anyways🙂😁😀
@@رغيدزركلي You said this already, stop.
@@jakelane7468 this is literly the first reply on this comment
@@رغيدزركلي And you said this to like 4 other people. Let people interpret what they want.
0:43 twitter in a nutshell
Fr people are basically getting cancelled for what their dad said in 7th grade
Based!
After that Sora in Smash reveal people really need this
I'm so happy he's in smash!
One of my favorite lines in the whole series is the exchange between Hades and Auron. "Did you forget who you are talking to?! I am the Lord of the DEAD!!" 'Hmph, no wonder no one wants to die.' And also "Perhaps I'm all that ever was." 'I meant your name.' Like he was like 'I have been through a lot already, and I'd rather not put up with this bs too.'
2:18 oh great, now this is gonna become a thing
It raises the question: if they develop a relationship, does it count as incest?
@@lisacarpenter3787 oh shi-
@@lisacarpenter3787 i dont know anything about kh. Are they copies?
@@lisacarpenter3787 or one is in a different timeline??
@@zeynepavsar7533 In rechain of memories, Organization XIII uses a replica to copy everything Riku is (including his memories) to be able to use Riku as their weapon. In a way, the replica is like a living doll. KH sort of implies/states that the replicas became real people though, so even though he is a copy the replica is also his own version of Riku and his own person. The replica got lost in the darkness and time works differently there. That's most likely why he is younger than the real Riku. Just pretend it makes sense. That's what I do. 😁
2:13 Is this what they mean when they say to love yourself?
THIS-
Nu!
Selfcest for the win!
Loki moment
Meanwhile that whole exchange also basically means suicide.
2:30 I love DDD but I'll never understand why they decided to make Sora a complete moron all of a sudden
he was always a kind but excitable moron, but DDD made those traits so overblown it ruins him
Same, his body changed but not his mind
All of a sudden?
I like to imagine that it's because he's asleep. I know that when I dream, I tend to care more about the experience rather than being logical
Sora_Keychain If that was the case, why did it only apply to Sora and they didn’t make Riku a little dumber too? I think it was just bad writing for Sora
1:17 I love Sora so much
I played kingdom hearts recoded quite a few years ago and immediately fell in love with him lol
He's such a lovable dumb-dumb. I can't stop watching that scene.
I like how half of this video is just Sora being adorable
The best part 😎
DDD sora does not have access to Goofy's functioning braincell
Santa: name
Xehanort
Santa: ah here you are on the nice list
1:24-Maybe Riku could pull off his derp face in the Kingdom Hearts animated pilot. The "There's a magic lamp" face.
“Did somebody mention the door to darkness?”
Alternative title: *Sora getting excited for almost ding dang everything*
Why dose sora reminds me of me? I swear, if a key blade grows out of my hand
0:56 - 1:07 when the King says "stfu", then you fteakn stfu, Hades!
The Xion scream is still the funniest thing in 358/2 Days
What about "Roxas, that's a stick"?
0:23 "We can go see Santaaaa!"
OMG HE'S SO INNOCENT, PROTECT THIS BOI AT ALL COST-
“I’m the Lord of the Dead!”
“No wonder no one wants to die…”
"YOU ARE FIRED" *turns into a orange-yellow flame*
Having played Melody of Memory as my first Kingdom Hearts game (I was desperate to play the series and it being a recap of the story was better than nothing), I think I can say that
I missed so much and now want to play the series more than ever. My only hope is atleast KH 1 and 2 on the Switch.
It probably wont come to switch but you can watch the cutscene movies on youtube if you really wanna know the story, it’s really worth it. or the summary videos. I recommended summaries for kh 1 + chain of memories, then watch the cutscene movies for 358/2 days, kh2, birth by sleep, re:coded, dream drop distance, birth by sleep 0.2, x back cover, then kh3. This is a good order to understand everything. Some people say to do kh2 before 358 but trust me its better to do 358 before kh2. Or if you plan on getting a playstation they have game packs where u can get them all but the story is soo good i wouldnt wait to atleast watch the cutscene movies ^_^
Congrats
Its on cloud tho
@@munjiful welp, it happened
From the cloud
I believe they’re having all the kingdom hearts games on the switch soon
@Josh Avitia Not just 1,2 and 3 but Rechain of memories, Birth by sleep, Dream Drop Distance and Birth by sleep 0.2 as well. And the cutscene movies of 358/2 Days, Recoded and the animated movie Back cover.
sora being hyped for seeing santa is the most heartwarming thing in kh2
2:43
Roxas: Who Are You?
Ventus: I am You
Roxas: No I am Me
Ventus: I Am Also Me
Roxas: *DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE SYSTEM SHUTDOWN*
"wait ... its all riku clips"
"always has been"
also sora being excited about all the weird stuff in the different worlds is wonderful and i wish the games had more of it
Kingdom heart is fun. my japanese friend recommended me. okay. joined.
Come on down to Kingdom Hearts, we got:
-Disney characters
-Final Fantasy characters
-Roasts
-A dumbass cinnamon roll
-Christmas
-Riku
Kingdom Hearts is pure semi-organized chaos and I love it.
Me explaining this to my best friend: Many many hours later and that's the story so far my best friend: ... okay I belive you
I enjoy that half of this is Riku related
2:04
Me: lol Rikucest
*romantic music plays*
Me: NO I WAS JOKING
I feel like half of this was just Riku
Me in high school: 1:35
I will forever not understand how Xion's scream became a meme.
I think it's due to the timing after what Riku said.
Xion: ITS NOT FAIR! I'M MORE OF A NOBODY THAN YOU! I'M THE ORGANIZATION'S PUPPET!
1:12 Voicecrack? From kh2 sora? Man he sure ages slowly both physically and psychically
Oh I tried to explain my friends about kingdom hearts.
And they called me nerd.
Get new friends, true friends shouldn't shame thier friend over something innocent they like.
@@jakelane7468 thanks
@@trickster_ishere no problem
“I meant your name” for some reason I forgot that line was coming 🤣
Santa sure can hold a grudge dAmN
I didn't catch the double entendre with Jack in Halloween town till I was much older.
The fellows who want to spoil Halloween AND Christmas are *Heartless*
When it hit me the first time I couldn't stop laughing.
This game did so much for hot topic
"You could say I am... The biggest nobody of them all..."
"HEEUUUEAUGGHAAAAAAH"
man sora is such a stupidly likeable character
"I'm what's left. Or... maybe I'm all there ever was."
Such a weird line, but I love it
0:08 this line kinda seems strange. like, they called them heartless from the beginning, literally got somewhere with CONTROLLING them, and they still act like they were never here before. they had heartless long before Sora even came in KH1.
i think Jack forgot because they stopped being relevant. he seems to have a very one-track mind
KH2 takes place a whole year after KH1, so Jack probably just forgot what they were called in that time and took a sec to remember what they were called once they started being an issue again.
Neku in KH was the sole reason i started the series
“That’s a mouth full”
Sora is just as easily excitable as I am lol
Spooky Christmas Sora is best Sora
Spooky Christmas Sora is pretty damn great. But I'll give ya one that's even better (in my opinion, of course): Lion Sora is my favorite. 🥰
@@ThePsychicClarinetist valid point. 😸
Riku is literally getting flirted with by his own clone
2:14 So to sum it all up, Riku not only is in love with Sora but also has fruity thoughts for his former dark self in which it also replicated those fruity thoughts? Oh okay then swell.
Sora is too precious for this world
Idk why but xion screaming after riku walks away always gets me😭
2:12
Sora: What is happening?
Kairi: I don’t know, I just know that I hate it
Okay in Sora's defense, Riku probably told him that Santa doesn't exist
Alternate title:
"Why you shouldn't introduce kingdom hearts to your friends"
The self bromance absolutely killed me.
Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance drinking game, take a shot every time Sora goes "Wooow" at everything
Actually don't, that's alcohol poisoning
The amount of times Sora said something that has the letter "W" in DDD ;-;
2:31 - 3:16 : And now, a brief 3d Dream drop distance reaction montage
3:11
Owen Wilson: Finally a worthy opponent… our battle will be legendary!
I love Axel 😭❤️
Hades getting roasted, getting up on the hydra's back.
Man the Olympus Colosseum will always remain my favorite area in the game.
To confuse the heck out of them with a twisted story
0:01 Sora.exe has crashed. Again😵
2:11 OHH God 🤣 I almost fell down from my chair
"WHOA"
- Sora 2012
Why do I feel like the “why i can’t show kingdom hearts to my friends” video was made in response to this? Hahaha
I still haven't played DDD but Sora was fucking adorable in those cutscenes
If I had a quarter every time sora said "woww" or "WoaAh" I'd be rich- heh
Santa pulling out reciepts on Sora took me out
Ventus:that man s an impostor
Roxas:that man is the impostor
0:56 When you roast an already roasted man xD
I mean Sora REALLY never went that way ever in Traverse Town KH1, as the postcard box never even moves iirc
The big reason that we should introduce our friends is D A R K N E S S