A la Ron Howard “Back at the house, Tobias was learning what TikTok was, and after doing so, subsequently decided to take his not-so-fledgling acting career, online.”
“Hello TikTok internet-ers, this is my first foray on this app and this is my rendition of “im a bad bad man” from Annie get your gun.” *begins to slap knee on beat*
There's something so wholesome about David Cross and I can't put my finger on it. He does the same stand up stuff and is funny like all their other guests on here, but he just seems so nice.
There’s something so off about your instincts, it’s troubling beyond measure. He is one of the most disgusting, lascivious, and dishonest creeps around, has sold out his contemporaries, and is anything but wholesome. Wholesome men nearing 50, don’t court 20 someone they were fans of as children.
@@NoThankYouToo Just relax, I know he's an actual dirtbag in real life. My comment should have really read that he "comes across" so wholesome, is all. It's almost like he personally attacked your family or something. He's a dirtbag comedian that you don't know, like many others. Just relax pussycat.
FYI, that guy going ham on the tires is Lynn Thompson, of Cold Steel Knives. There are LOADS more videos of him doing the same stuff for years and years on the Cold Steel channel.
That guy hitting the tires is from a Cold Steele demonstration DVD. I have a couple that came with catalogs. I think he was the owner/CEO of the company and was REALLY hands on with the products! I remember there being one where he compared a 357 magnum to a kukri machete by shooting then slashing a giant brisket.
So...he made the steel for both or? Even though I remember seeing the commercials, and you gave a description, I can’t figure it out. Lol! I’d think steel, but it’s spelled with an e, and I can’t think how a 357 or machete relate to a steel rod whacking tires. I’m confused.😅
I’ve seen so many people smoke crack in broad daylight lol someone even borrowed my lighter to take a hit I was like what’s wrong with that cigarette is it wet? Oooh nvm
The video of the guy hitting the tires is from Cold Steel knife company. The also make swords, batons, etc. They make demonstration videos of their products like cutting pig carcasses in half with swords, chopping logs with their knives, etc. This is an older demonstration video of one of their self defense batons.
“Looks like he just fought his apartment in that one right there.” I pictured the dude just punching a stack of plates and kicking shelves down. I laughed too hard. 😆
12:28 the top right video on the at-home Karate page is from a parody Karate channel called Enter the Dojo. The host is Master Ken, and he's played by this actor, Matthew Page, who is actually a black belt in Kenpo.
Fr, For me he’s one of those guys that can crack me up just by having a normal conversation, something about how he talks and his mannerisms just gets to me.
10:21 that looks like none other that Lynn C. Thompson trying out one of his new batons that his company makes. This man is a gold mine I hope he becomes a friend of the show!
Oh the days of going to your friend's house to watch their weirdest VHS tapes and then they make a copy for you that you take to your other friend's house to show and make them a copy. It was a thing and it was awesome.
That dude from Dunedin Fl came into my office pushing a guy in a wheelchair looking like Lt. Dan with legs covered in sores . A real estate office of all offices and accosted us for not buying them lunch. It was very awkward.
I went to a showing of “on deadly ground “ staring and written by Steven seagal but live commentary from David Cross and Bob odenkirk funniest show I’ve been to in a long time!
The safari guy hitting tires is from the Cold Steel knife company video catalog. It's pretty much two hours of dudes hitting and cutting meat and rope as a sales pitch for their knives, sticks, etc. If you can find the video where they mace each other you'll enjoy it.
cannot describe how happy i am someone else is witnessing the wonder that is Lynn C Thompson demonstrating Cold Steel weapons from that company. That shit is a goldmine of laughs folks
10:35 I've been leaving comments here for years asking them to check out Todd Weeks. I can't believe they've still never heard of him. He's the first person I thought of when Christina started to get into this kind of content on the podcast.
@9:11 don't worry _this_ guy is working towards his own Darwin Award. The frickin' _BOTULISM_ inside of that there bottle of "meat" _will_ eventually take _real good_ care of him. Than, we can dry him out & get us some pretty good gardenin' soil out of his leftovers. That makes this a win-win situation, right? 🤣🤣🤣
The man whipping the tires with the stick is Lynn Thompson. He used to be the CEO of the Cold Steel knives company. He was demonstrating how to use one of their products. I think it’s called a Sanjack. It’s an African weapon used to kill snakes.
Thank you your mom's house I've always thought I had a f***** up brain cuz I can never laugh at anything no matter what I saw I never laughed until I found your page and I can't stop laughing
On the lightrail in Mesa, AZ a girl was lying on the ground having a seizure. I noticed a crack pipe and a lighter when i walked onto the train. I told the paramedics and they seemed completely indifferent. The train left, the crackpipe is probably still getting a free ride on the train to this day 😂
That guy hitting the tires is from Cold steel knives. He's infamous for these videos. You should watch the one where he tries to kill a water buffalo with a spear and Misses.
Hitting tires in kali/eskrima (Filipino stick fighting) is a pretty standard practice that's incorporated in a lot of places. Tires are strong and cheap so they handle the constant abuse very well.
To live a life like Tom and Christina (as far as "work" on YMH)...I mean the laughter and really interesting and funny comedians... just amazing. Hard to say life is complete shit when you can laugh about it, ya know.
A la Ron Howard “Back at the house, Tobias was learning what TikTok was, and after doing so, subsequently decided to take his not-so-fledgling acting career, online.”
“Hello TikTok internet-ers, this is my first foray on this app and this is my rendition of “im a bad bad man” from Annie get your gun.” *begins to slap knee on beat*
The ideal outlet for any Analrapist.
“Did I do the TikTok or did I just blow myself er I mean it”
Fuckin on point hahaa
This was beautiful. Such arrested vibes
8:00 Cross is just on another in the timing dept. His "Uhh...alright well, to each his own." after Tim and Push agree smoking crack is bad is top tier
David constantly taking off his headphones must be grinding Tim’s gears
I'm surprised he doesn't have his 😷
Yah Tim must have been annoyed... But can you imagine how enraged Tom must have been?! 😬
There's something so wholesome about David Cross and I can't put my finger on it. He does the same stand up stuff and is funny like all their other guests on here, but he just seems so nice.
He has a gentle old jeans quality. He’s been featherin it so long that he is the feather.
There’s something so off about your instincts, it’s troubling beyond measure.
He is one of the most disgusting, lascivious, and dishonest creeps around, has sold out his contemporaries, and is anything but wholesome.
Wholesome men nearing 50, don’t court 20 someone they were fans of as children.
@@Hydrated.And.Caffeinated he’s a dirt bag. What are you people smoking?
How can you not tell a sociopath from wholesome?
@@NoThankYouToo touch my camera through the fence.
@@NoThankYouToo Just relax, I know he's an actual dirtbag in real life. My comment should have really read that he "comes across" so wholesome, is all.
It's almost like he personally attacked your family or something. He's a dirtbag comedian that you don't know, like many others. Just relax pussycat.
David will always be an all time great in my book. His work on arrested development alone will never get old
Makes me realize I'm getting older when I see David starting to show his age..
If he shaved his beard he would look much the same as he did in the 90’s. One of the advantages of being a premature baldy 👨🦲
@@brendansheehy8124 you ain't wrong, but he's still starting to show his age lol
I mean, hes been gray for like 15 years now...
@@brendansheehy8124 I think he meant more in the sense of not knowing what this new fangled tik tak is
And the whining about no mask, his edge is all dulled.
FYI, that guy going ham on the tires is Lynn Thompson, of Cold Steel Knives. There are LOADS more videos of him doing the same stuff for years and years on the Cold Steel channel.
Just dont say san mai on the podcast. He will sue
I noticed hahaha. I have been laughing at cold steel vids for years
@@nope8637 why?
@@tyler7992 he wont
I really love David Cross glad to see him on YMH.
That guy hitting the tires is from a Cold Steele demonstration DVD. I have a couple that came with catalogs. I think he was the owner/CEO of the company and was REALLY hands on with the products! I remember there being one where he compared a 357 magnum to a kukri machete by shooting then slashing a giant brisket.
I also have that cooking show dvd.
All i want is to see that man shoot a brisket and slash a kukri through it 🤨
Yeah that's Lynn Thompson, founder of cold steel. Recently sold it.
So...he made the steel for both or? Even though I remember seeing the commercials, and you gave a description, I can’t figure it out. Lol! I’d think steel, but it’s spelled with an e, and I can’t think how a 357 or machete relate to a steel rod whacking tires. I’m confused.😅
Run Ronnie run! One of the best and most overlooked comedies of all time. David cross is a beast!
I’ve seen so many people smoke crack in broad daylight lol someone even borrowed my lighter to take a hit I was like what’s wrong with that cigarette is it wet? Oooh nvm
Can’t smoke crack on the train without a Karen yelling at you? Once again one of life’s simple pleasures ruined by meddling bureaucracy.
Legalize it.
Letterman!
I say the smoke shows where her nasty lung juice goes so it’s a win for everyone
the future liberals want
NORM! I'm 1,000% convinced that we're all just the same person
The Dorito one killed me the most 😂😂😂
I knew Tobias would be concerned with someone not having a mask on.
look at him, of course he is.
afraid of a needle LOL
He seemed more concerned with that than the crack lmao
He's an Analytical Therapist, an Analrapist, if you will.
@@treyjetson5320 Not to mention best selling author of "The Man Inside of Me".
I swear to god Florida man @13:20 is the embodiment from The Muppet Show. 😂😂
Keep em high and tight mommies! David cross looking like David letterman now
Dave Cross is an absolute legend. Tom's wheeze will never cease to kill me XD
The video of the guy hitting the tires is from Cold Steel knife company. The also make swords, batons, etc. They make demonstration videos of their products like cutting pig carcasses in half with swords, chopping logs with their knives, etc. This is an older demonstration video of one of their self defense batons.
Legendary videos. Daniel Tosh almost killed a crew member recreating one of their videos for Tosh.O
Looks like an animal cruelty training video with that safari outfit on as step one before entering a cage with a lion.
Nadav needs to recreate that tire/sword video, looks like a long lost relative of his
boost this comment lmao
he should have to wear a jean skirt while doing it though
Yes! My favorite! I need more of Chrstina's curations! How am I six months late to this!?!
Yea, like why am i just now discovering this
“Looks like he just fought his apartment in that one right there.”
I pictured the dude just punching a stack of plates and kicking shelves down. I laughed too hard. 😆
10:20. You guys need to do a deep dive on the Cold Steel guy. Lynn thompson. You will not be disappointed.
Thank you sir.
Kristen and Tim always make my day better
Burton?
*flashes gun in front of kids* "don't smoke crack in front of the kids!" 😂😂😂
I love David so much, I haven't seen him in a minute.
That’s actually not what Doritos look like at all. The person who made that TikTok fooled y’all
David cross used to creep me out in alvin and the chipmunks when i was a kid but kinda funny irl
The guy hitting the tires is Lynn C Thompson, the president of cold steel. He has made lots of outrageous videos of him hacking things up.
“Taste funky..smells like poop” must be very healthy 🤣
This is the only form of tiktok that I enjoy cause I can’t put myself through the regular shit to find these gems
I love how David looks like a f**king Martian who just landed on Earth as Christina tries to explain TiK Tok to him.
12:28 the top right video on the at-home Karate page is from a parody Karate channel called Enter the Dojo. The host is Master Ken, and he's played by this actor, Matthew Page, who is actually a black belt in Kenpo.
It's so good to see that guy on the train is worried about the kids on board. 😂😂
When she yelled oh no. Ha, ha. And live weather updates from ding, ding Florida. Good stuff.
Worked for dorito that's not what it looks like
The guy hitting the tires is from the Cold Steel weapons promotional videos.
David Cross is effortlessly funny.
Fr, For me he’s one of those guys that can crack me up just by having a normal conversation, something about how he talks and his mannerisms just gets to me.
For real. I just woke up my gf howling at "I didn't know they had tic tok in Germany in the 80s"... dude just kills me
He was meaning to say Dunedin (Dun-E-Din) lol nice effort on his part
The dude laughing in the background is fuckin high best part of the video
10:21 that looks like none other that Lynn C. Thompson trying out one of his new batons that his company makes. This man is a gold mine I hope he becomes a friend of the show!
Oh the days of going to your friend's house to watch their weirdest VHS tapes and then they make a copy for you that you take to your other friend's house to show and make them a copy. It was a thing and it was awesome.
That dude from Dunedin Fl came into my office pushing a guy in a wheelchair looking like Lt. Dan with legs covered in sores . A real estate office of all offices and accosted us for not buying them lunch. It was very awkward.
What was the temperature?
The guy hitting the tires is Lynn Thompson from Cold Steel knife company. All of their videos are like this.
The tire hitting part is a promotional video for Cold Steel, that is the owner showing how to use a Sjambok 👌
God Mr show changed my life forever. Still nothing as brilliant today.
I’ve seen a homeless woman having a baby at the subway by the c train. It was really gross and I can’t get the image out of my head.
I guess thats what we get for having so many homeless and very little healthcare in a supposed first world country, we could do better.
We have plenty of healthcare. Homeless can use any ER in the country and not pay a dime
@@rightyouareken7587 using the emergency room and not paying the bill is not a substitute for actual healthcare dipshit lmfao
@@rightyouareken7587 not true close family had a baby had to go through the ER they had insurance still owe 10,000
10:00 its every knivelovers champion Lynn MFin Thompson look up more of him it's crazy 😂😂👍
4:07 HAHA he just pointed out Mrs. Segura hasnt cooked a day in her life
David’s work as Elliott’s brother on Just Shoot Me is some of the funniest, and finest acting of the 90’s era of sitcoms…
David Deery has really hit the skids since the unchecked mitosis kicked in
Ayy shout out David Cross, first celebrity guest of the former cUmTown, now the Adam Freedland show.
I went to a showing of “on deadly ground “ staring and written by Steven seagal but live commentary from David Cross and Bob odenkirk funniest show I’ve been to in a long time!
The safari guy hitting tires is from the Cold Steel knife company video catalog. It's pretty much two hours of dudes hitting and cutting meat and rope as a sales pitch for their knives, sticks, etc. If you can find the video where they mace each other you'll enjoy it.
cannot describe how happy i am someone else is witnessing the wonder that is Lynn C Thompson demonstrating Cold Steel weapons from that company. That shit is a goldmine of laughs folks
Lynn Thompson is a national treasure
10:00 clip is of the owner of ColdSteel knives and weapons using one of his products. It's a commercial clip.
The portraits of the founding fathers is gold!!!!!
The guy hitting the tire gets me every time hahahaha
10:35 I've been leaving comments here for years asking them to check out Todd Weeks. I can't believe they've still never heard of him. He's the first person I thought of when Christina started to get into this kind of content on the podcast.
I was surprised this was the straight segment it was. 😅 It really was just, "Look at this cool tiktok I found," though. 😂
"Looks like he fought his apartment " 🤣😂Jesus christ 😆😂🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣
The guy hitting tires is Lynn Thompson from Cold Steel Knives. That was an ad. They would send you a video brochure of all their products.
Tom: Crack, it’s not good for you either
David: uhhhhh 🤔
That guy hitting the tires was Lynn Thompson. He owns a knife and sword company called Cold Steel. He was demonstrating the durability of his blades.
most david cross thing ever. politely ask someone to stop smoking a joint. LMFAO
That man standing up for children on the subway is great, we need more Daniel Penny's on the NYC subway.
@9:11 don't worry _this_ guy is working towards his own Darwin Award. The frickin' _BOTULISM_ inside of that there bottle of "meat" _will_ eventually take _real good_ care of him. Than, we can dry him out & get us some pretty good gardenin' soil out of his leftovers. That makes this a win-win situation, right? 🤣🤣🤣
Seriously aside from his impressive gag reflex I'm like htf is this dude alive? He's basically eating spoiled poison jelly.
The account name on the first one is just the icing on the cake.
The man whipping the tires with the stick is Lynn Thompson. He used to be the CEO of the Cold Steel knives company. He was demonstrating how to use one of their products. I think it’s called a Sanjack. It’s an African weapon used to kill snakes.
Omg the first one. I've never laughed so hard.
“And she didn’t have a mask. .” 😂😂😂
0:21 I think I might record this 5 seconds to hold up when people say stupid $hit to me all day lol
Thank you your mom's house I've always thought I had a f***** up brain cuz I can never laugh at anything no matter what I saw I never laughed until I found your page and I can't stop laughing
I fucking love David Cross, he’s one of my favorite actors ever
On the lightrail in Mesa, AZ a girl was lying on the ground having a seizure. I noticed a crack pipe and a lighter when i walked onto the train. I told the paramedics and they seemed completely indifferent. The train left, the crackpipe is probably still getting a free ride on the train to this day 😂
He can have an account as his most iconic characters. Like the wheelchair guy from Scary Movie 2 or the creepy dude from Alvin and the Chipmunks
that first one is the official modern "american gothic"
“Bulgarian Gothic”
9:47 it’s called a douch3 knot
Met him on the street once. Cool guy. The dude he was with was pissed that David gave us the time of day lol
I just remembered this dude played the guy in the wheel chair in scary movie 😂😂😂.
That guy hitting the tires is from Cold steel knives. He's infamous for these videos. You should watch the one where he tries to kill a water buffalo with a spear and Misses.
Put some respect on his name!
@@parallela.obscura shhhhooot. I ain never kilt no dam buffalo with a dadgum spear.
That guy eating fish guts has his hair in a bun like our beloved friend kung fu fighter, Steven frekkin Seagal :-D
Props to that guy for taking a stand, everyone else kept quiet.
Fr! Ain’t everyday that people stand up for innocent people on public transit.
its funny when the sober person is acting more cracked out than the guy smoking crack
I love the Ryman sweat shirt Tom is wearing!
The guy hitting tires is from a cold steel demo y’all should look into some more of it
Give the guy a break he didnt know the C in C train didnt stand for crack lol
Lmaoo he’s all confused why nobody else is light up in the crack train
That last guy definitely has "the Innsmouth look".
Hitting tires in kali/eskrima (Filipino stick fighting) is a pretty standard practice that's incorporated in a lot of places. Tires are strong and cheap so they handle the constant abuse very well.
10:00 that is the great Lynn Thompson of Cold Steel. There are way crazier videos out there of him
If youre gonna smoke weed on the train, you better be ready to pass it round bro, Dont hog it.
0:27 Tom snorts. So that’s where Christina picked up the habit.
wow its the gta guy!
To live a life like Tom and Christina (as far as "work" on YMH)...I mean the laughter and really interesting and funny comedians... just amazing. Hard to say life is complete shit when you can laugh about it, ya know.
I'm pretty sure the one with the tires is from Cold Steel, he looks like the guy that tests all their weapons to show how durable they are.
Love Tom, love Christina and love David. Fun one for sure.
This man in small soldiers was fucking amazing
10:02 the creation of the movie Zookeeper with Kevin James
There are a bunch of videos of the guy beating the tires on Cold Steels website. Cold Steel is a knife company.
The guy hitting tires is from the company “cold steel” he makes weapons and tests them 😂
13:18 is that Rodney Dangerfield?