it isnt even completely RNG, look at the description: 'Hiding in the tall grass has a 10% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, hiding in the medium-sized bush has a 30% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, and hiding in the small-sized bush has a 60% chance of the ostrich knocking it down.' He hid in the tall grass and still got knocked down first somehow lmao@@ItsYaBoi-iy5fi
For anyone curious about his placements in the ostrich game throughout the whole Wii Party U series He got 1st 2 times 2nd: 1 time 3rd: 3 times 4th: 6 times
The real reason that the ostrich keeps getting Dudy dude is because of his bald head reflecting the harsh sunlight, something that immediately catches the ostrich’s attention.
I love how Poofesure was right about it, What he didn't take into thought is the Ostriches POV to it that's the furthest Right and the Furthest Left player won the game
Frank looks like he’d hit on the 20 year old waitress at the restaurant, Marius looks like he’d notice her Star of David necklace and suddenly start treating her like crap, and Cheng-Han looks like he’d go up to her on the way out, apologize, and tip her the whole bill.
I have a strategy for the ostrich minigame. For RNG minigames, I usually just press start and then just leave the room for a couple minutes to make sure the minigame ends before I come back My stats so far: 1st: 6 2nd: 11 3rd: 4 4th: 5
Ik youre not usually a super serious person on here and you’re lightheaded, but man when I say your videos have kept me from crying myself to sleep silently, i mean it. Literally since the john wick vs matt video, youve helped make the lowest point of my life somewhat bearable. Thank you bro. Seriously
4:15 Game screws Poof 4:32 First manic laugh 6:12 Begins to lose his sanity 6:31 I PRESS A AND B!!! 8:02 On the verge of going insane 9:52 POOF HAS GONE INSANE!!! 13:42 Poof becomes the Joker 16:41 The reason we all clicked on the video 17:14 THE OSTRICH PECKS HIM FIRST 😂 18:25 Post-Traumatic-Ostrich-Syndrome 19:29 Somehow someway Poofesure wins the game!
I looked it up, and apparently in the ostrich minigame (Hide-and-Go-Beak), hiding in the tall grass makes it so that the ostrich has only a *10% chance* of finding you. So you REALLY got screwed over, Poof. Edit: Apparently, there aren't specific chances for specific hiding spots. Sorry for the confusion.
@@LaureenTheGirlyou are too gullible and should be more critical about things you read online. The commenter wrote "it's common sense" and "the ostrich can see you". These are the first huge red flags since we are talking about a video game. Even if it wasn't a video game, "common sense" is never a good argument. Second and more importantly, the commenter did not provide any data whatsoever. From what he wrote, there is no indication to just how often he played the game or anything else. Without knowing that we have to assume, that his claim is based on nothing and should be disregarded until he can provide any data. (Edited to make it shorter :) )
@@baguettebully4709 Oh I did provide information. If you can't see it, thats kinda on you. I wonder what additional information your comment provides tho? 🤓
Edit: I have been informed that this information is incorrect. I would love if some code comber can find the actual mechanics of this minigame Hide-and-go-Beak: Wrong (The player(s) have ten seconds to choose a bush to hide (They can't pick the same bush if another player has picked it first). Hiding in the tall grass has a 10% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, hiding in the medium-sized bush has a 30% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, and hiding in the small-sized bush has a 60% chance of the ostrich knocking it down. An ostrich will go around the bushes and knocks one down. It will also survey some bushes but not knock them down. It will continue knocking the bushes down until there is one player is left. The last player hiding wins.)
Hi Poof. For that face matching minigame, the odds of three people getting the same place is not as cracy as you might think. Because you have to wait for the spinning face to go a full round before you can match up the face, the only time differecen comes from those revolutions you wait and the amount of misses you do. In the game Marius, Frank, and Cheng-Han all waited 8 revs for Dudydude, 7 revs for Marius, and 7 revs for Frank, the sum of revs are 22 for all and they did not miss any atempts, that's why they were tied. Cracy odds, mostly because neither of them ever missed one, but it's not 15 thousand million to one.
i’ve been having nightmares for weeks now and tonight has been particularly hard. these videos can’t take away my grief or help me to sleep but they distract me. poof, you never fail to make me laugh. i’ve been crying on and off for hours but you still made me laugh over and over. thank you
6:30 preeeeetty sure youre supposed to keep yourself spinning to do a pose instead of slowing down before hitting A, thats why you made no pose as you were turning too slowly
I think that ostrich game (and pretty much all RNG minigames) automatically makes you lose if you're in first place on the board so the others have a chance to catch up to you. Like there's just no way that damn ostrich ALWAYS goes for Poof by chance
Hey Poof, thank you for this video. I was also having a horrible time, raging at a game (which is surprising cuz I usually don't do that lol) and it was nice to see that I'm not the only one mad. It seems small but idk, it makes me feel "less alone" if that makes sense
Yeah. I was raging at a game yesterday too (Lacey’s Elite Four team in the The Indigo Disc is OP in my opinion plus three of her Pokémon have coverage)
i’ve been playing wii party u recently, and i’ve noticed something extremely consistent. somewhere around the endgame, whether it be when the 2nd gate is opened or someone reaches the end gate, every single computer player wakes up and suddenly starts to do extremely good despite being last the whole round for example
according to a wiki, on hide-and-go-beak. the tall grass gives you 10% of the ostrich finding you. the medium sized bush gives you 30% of the ostrich finding you. and the small sized bush give you 60% of the ostrich finding you. not sure if the game really hates poof, but poof gives him 100% of the ostrich finding him.
this is misinformation added to the wiki 2 days ago by some random guy who refused to cite a source and kept coming back on alts to try to put it back. all indications both in game and the files show it's complete rng no matter what you pick including the small bush, just like lucky launch in og wii party
I was gonna question you finding Marius questionable when there's Frank.. Then you started saying Frank looks like a sleazy old man and I completely agree 😂
4:34 Poofesure saying "I'm gonna waste your time" to actual CPUs is just... They aren't real man, they don't even know time exists (unless there's a time minigame or something.) Thinking about it I am probably the whose time got wasted by writing this👍
17:15 The way the ostrich screwed Poof over had me laughing hysterically for like a minute that I couldn’t even hear what Poof was saying, and I didn’t see how the rest of the minigame went down, lol!
description of hide-and-go-beak: The player(s) have ten seconds to choose a bush to hide (They can't pick the same bush if another player has picked it first). Hiding in the tall grass has a 10% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, hiding in the medium-sized bush has a 30% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, and hiding in the small-sized bush has a 60% chance of the ostrich knocking it down. An ostrich will go around the bushes and knocks one down. It will also survey some bushes but not knock them down. It will continue knocking the bushes down until there is one player is left. The last player hiding wins.
you can't tell me you expected it to end like that
i really cant
poofesure you should attempt to do a perfect frisbee dog game
Piss
Fart
POOF LIKE POOFESURE
If Poof goes to hell, it’ll be the ostrich mini game on loop.
Nah more like that swimming mini game
Nah, more like that superhero track race minigame
nah, more like the crying babies mini game
More like trying to beat Matt on master difficulty on loop
It's funny because on the racing game poof usually gets demolished by ostritches too, the puzzle pieces come together
Whenever I see that god damn ostrich, I know that the episode is gonna be gold
Facts. It knows where he's hiding 🤣
It’s crazy to think that the ostrich has routinely been screwing over Poof for quite literally YEARS at this point 😂
Lmao
It’s all random too, it’s one of two games on highway rollers that’s actually an RNG based game and it always goes for him first
it isnt even completely RNG, look at the description: 'Hiding in the tall grass has a 10% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, hiding in the medium-sized bush has a 30% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, and hiding in the small-sized bush has a 60% chance of the ostrich knocking it down.' He hid in the tall grass and still got knocked down first somehow lmao@@ItsYaBoi-iy5fi
I slid out my chair at 13:46 🤣
The ostrich just knows 😂
Can someone please make a compilation of every time poof rages at that ostrich😂
There us one but it's 2 years old
Definitely needs an update
I did have one but it never got any views so I deleted it.
But I did find another one.
I'll make it again, if anybody wants it.
For anyone curious about his placements in the ostrich game throughout the whole Wii Party U series
He got 1st 2 times
2nd: 1 time
3rd: 3 times
4th: 6 times
So the stats don't lie. The game IS messing with him lol
His average finish is 3.1st place
Not terrible
@@theastonvillaseal585statistically yes it is
@theastonvillaseal585 1st and 2nd: 3 times
3rd and 4th: 9 times
75% chance he gets bottom half, 50% chance he gets last
13:45 This ranks as one of the funniest angry gibberish yells from Poof ever
I seen you on twitter!
@@NickMario1 Hey, dude
Courage the Cowardly Dog:
Sounds like me trying to talk to a hot woman 😂
The Tasmanian devil
The real reason that the ostrich keeps getting Dudy dude is because of his bald head reflecting the harsh sunlight, something that immediately catches the ostrich’s attention.
It always AMAZES me how ACTUALLY rigged the Ostrich game is against him 🤣
Yeah. Like the game has already decided to mess with him whatever the difficulty level.
Marius looks like the version of Mario that’s not allowed within 500 yards of a playground
No he looks like Hitler
he looks like someone else too just sayin
@@K92-DDD🙋♂️🇩🇪
He's canonically French tho lol
Crusty Heetlah.
Hearing Poofs voice right before sleep is truly the most soothing thing ever 🤗☺️
Its so calming
It really is. I'm not even joking, theres just something about his screeching that makes me want to sleep
@@blushchuu Same brotha, I genuinely like his voice (the screeching is nice too 🔥)
I love your pfp 🙏🏼
@@laysthechip3356 THANK U newton is my favvv
16:47 pure terror in his silence... The commentary setup was priceless 😂
I feel like every video of Wii Party U is crazy when Poofesure plays the ostrich minigame, especially if he loses the game
Fr
Fr I keep hoping to see it when I watch cos you KNOW the game's messing with him at that point. 😂
“He never goes to the furthest left” Poofesure’s last words before disaster
I love how Poofesure was right about it, What he didn't take into thought is the Ostriches POV to it that's the furthest Right and the Furthest Left player won the game
Poof: *has* *a* *chance* *of* *winning*
Game: "...send the ostrich"
Ostrich: imma bout to end this man's sanity!
The ostrich is like a damn secret weapon designed against poof to keep him from winning
19:40 Dudy Dude doing a hi five with Alfonso is the coolest thing ever
Frank looks like he’d hit on the 20 year old waitress at the restaurant, Marius looks like he’d notice her Star of David necklace and suddenly start treating her like crap, and Cheng-Han looks like he’d go up to her on the way out, apologize, and tip her the whole bill.
Underrated comment
petition for poofesure to attempt the perfect frisbee dog game
10:28 Poof saying "UNREAL" is in sync with the rocket launching
You know it’s gonna be good when the ostrich shows up lol 🤣
that ostrich got beef with poof
Me: I wonder what today’s Wii Party video will be
*Sees Thumbnail*
Also Me: Oh no
17:15 🤣
Poof: Every TIME!!! 😡
Frank looks like the type of guy to take people to an island
Took three seconds to realize the Epstein reference
You know shit's about to hit the fan when the thumbnail is the ostrich.
I like how standard difficulty took Poof 5 attempts yet he manages to beat advanced in one go
That moment of silence when the CPU hovers over the minigame.... the impending doom LMAO
I'm convinced, ostriches have a serious vendetta against Poof
Like the game already whispers where Poof is hiding to the ostrich as soon as he starts.
You know it's gonna be a good video when the ostrich minigame is in the thumbnail 😂
13:51 The fact that the game makes fun of you by the CPUs to roll the highest possible roll on a tiebreaker.
I have a strategy for the ostrich minigame. For RNG minigames, I usually just press start and then just leave the room for a couple minutes to make sure the minigame ends before I come back
My stats so far:
1st: 6
2nd: 11
3rd: 4
4th: 5
When the thumbnail is the ostrich, you know that he’s gonna be losing his marbles at some point.
literally what i said 💀
Me: I wonder what today’s Wii Party video will be
*Sees Thumbnail*
Also Me: Oh no
Ik youre not usually a super serious person on here and you’re lightheaded, but man when I say your videos have kept me from crying myself to sleep silently, i mean it. Literally since the john wick vs matt video, youve helped make the lowest point of my life somewhat bearable. Thank you bro. Seriously
You'll get through this. You're stronger than you think. Keep going. 👍
Poof can truly be a lifesaver
Same
8:22 The actual reason is that you're supposed to press A to stop DURING the red phase, not at the end of it and you were simply too late.
4:15 Game screws Poof
4:32 First manic laugh
6:12 Begins to lose his sanity
6:31 I PRESS A AND B!!!
8:02 On the verge of going insane
9:52 POOF HAS GONE INSANE!!!
13:42 Poof becomes the Joker
16:41 The reason we all clicked on the video
17:14 THE OSTRICH PECKS HIM FIRST 😂
18:25 Post-Traumatic-Ostrich-Syndrome
19:29 Somehow someway Poofesure wins the game!
I looked it up, and apparently in the ostrich minigame (Hide-and-Go-Beak), hiding in the tall grass makes it so that the ostrich has only a *10% chance* of finding you.
So you REALLY got screwed over, Poof.
Edit: Apparently, there aren't specific chances for specific hiding spots. Sorry for the confusion.
So in other words the rng said today it's your lucky day for being in the 10%! 😂
that was page vandalism added only yesterday by some random guy, it's completely random no matter what you pick
@@LaureenTheGirlyou are too gullible and should be more critical about things you read online.
The commenter wrote "it's common sense" and "the ostrich can see you". These are the first huge red flags since we are talking about a video game. Even if it wasn't a video game, "common sense" is never a good argument.
Second and more importantly, the commenter did not provide any data whatsoever. From what he wrote, there is no indication to just how often he played the game or anything else. Without knowing that we have to assume, that his claim is based on nothing and should be disregarded until he can provide any data.
(Edited to make it shorter :) )
@@molepolole2433and after all that you provided no additional information as well. 🤓
@@baguettebully4709 Oh I did provide information. If you can't see it, thats kinda on you.
I wonder what additional information your comment provides tho? 🤓
17:14 NO FREAKING WAY IM LITERALLY CRYING BY FAR THE HARDEST IVE EVER LAUGHED OMLLL 😭😭😭😭
I love poof trying to imply who Marius looks like without saying it
6:09 I love how dudy dude changes his pose real quick and poof's voice instantly cuts out
Edit: I have been informed that this information is incorrect. I would love if some code comber can find the actual mechanics of this minigame
Hide-and-go-Beak: Wrong (The player(s) have ten seconds to choose a bush to hide (They can't pick the same bush if another player has picked it first). Hiding in the tall grass has a 10% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, hiding in the medium-sized bush has a 30% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, and hiding in the small-sized bush has a 60% chance of the ostrich knocking it down. An ostrich will go around the bushes and knocks one down. It will also survey some bushes but not knock them down. It will continue knocking the bushes down until there is one player is left. The last player hiding wins.)
Or an alternate rendering of that...
Wherever Poof hides it will knock it down. 🤣
THIS IS NOT REAL
this is a random piece of misinformation that was vandalized onto the wii sports wiki yesterday, it entirely luck dependent
"It never goes to the farthest left one"
*Ostrich immediately goes to the farthest left*
6:03 Already the best clip of 2024
(love how he went from 1st to last)
what happened? ive been searching through the comments and ur the only guy that mentioned it
9:56 insert call of duty zombie laugh 😂
Hi Poof. For that face matching minigame, the odds of three people getting the same place is not as cracy as you might think. Because you have to wait for the spinning face to go a full round before you can match up the face, the only time differecen comes from those revolutions you wait and the amount of misses you do. In the game Marius, Frank, and Cheng-Han all waited 8 revs for Dudydude, 7 revs for Marius, and 7 revs for Frank, the sum of revs are 22 for all and they did not miss any atempts, that's why they were tied. Cracy odds, mostly because neither of them ever missed one, but it's not 15 thousand million to one.
courage the cowardly dog trying to explain he seen a monster: 13:48
I swear, that Ostrich has something against you.
i’ve been having nightmares for weeks now and tonight has been particularly hard. these videos can’t take away my grief or help me to sleep but they distract me. poof, you never fail to make me laugh. i’ve been crying on and off for hours but you still made me laugh over and over. thank you
That scream at 17:16 as dudey dude was running away 😂
9:52, He sounds like the COD zombies laugh lmao
I've mentioned this before but the ostrich game is purely RNG so he's just incredibly unlucky
I like how Marius and Frank were just going forward and then backwards for the last like 4 rounds
17:08 the ostrich let you hope for a bit 💀
I think the Ostrich always know where Poofs hide because Duddy Dude bald head reflects so much
The endings just get stranger and stranger 💀
6:30 preeeeetty sure youre supposed to keep yourself spinning to do a pose instead of slowing down before hitting A, thats why you made no pose as you were turning too slowly
Yeah I thought that too. Dudy dude was the only one not posing at the end even though he faces front. 😂
Whenever poof uploads a vid with the ostrich thumbnail, you know it’ll be entertaining af 😭
It’s crazy to think that the ostrich has routinely been screwing over Poof for quite literally YEARS at this point
2:49 bro playing against frank gallagher😭😭
This game is causing Poof to lose his mind
I think anyone would lose their minds if they were tasked with trying to win at this game consistently. 😂
4:22 when you’re about to win and you see a blue shell coming
Poofesure is gonna have more grey hairs than Frank playing this game
I can’t give the ostrich anything for his comeback
That ostrich minigame gets me every time. It KNOWS right where Poof is even when he's quiet! 🤣
I think that ostrich game (and pretty much all RNG minigames) automatically makes you lose if you're in first place on the board so the others have a chance to catch up to you. Like there's just no way that damn ostrich ALWAYS goes for Poof by chance
wii u really knew what they were doing with marius' character😭😭
What's funny is nobody has said who this person is like by name but we all know who it is 😂
Hey Poof, thank you for this video. I was also having a horrible time, raging at a game (which is surprising cuz I usually don't do that lol) and it was nice to see that I'm not the only one mad. It seems small but idk, it makes me feel "less alone" if that makes sense
Yeah. I was raging at a game yesterday too (Lacey’s Elite Four team in the The Indigo Disc is OP in my opinion plus three of her Pokémon have coverage)
The ostrich game has the be the most rigged rng mini game in the entire game it goes after poof almost every time.
The ostrich really did that after taking a triple take 😭
i’ve been playing wii party u recently, and i’ve noticed something extremely consistent.
somewhere around the endgame, whether it be when the 2nd gate is opened or someone reaches the end gate, every single computer player wakes up and suddenly starts to do extremely good despite being last the whole round for example
9:52 get this man to be a toad voice actor
according to a wiki, on hide-and-go-beak.
the tall grass gives you 10% of the ostrich finding you.
the medium sized bush gives you 30% of the ostrich finding you.
and the small sized bush give you 60% of the ostrich finding you.
not sure if the game really hates poof, but poof gives him 100% of the ostrich finding him.
this is misinformation added to the wiki 2 days ago by some random guy who refused to cite a source and kept coming back on alts to try to put it back. all indications both in game and the files show it's complete rng no matter what you pick including the small bush, just like lucky launch in og wii party
@@B0ssguy ah. i guess that makes sense now, since it's a fandom wiki. sorry about that.
9:55
That's a laughter you definitly do not wanna hear in a dark alley.
Poofesure finally wins a game and is more stunned than ecstatic, classic Poof.
I dunno if I said this already, but Poofesure’s “WHAT?!” rivals Wolfy’s.
frank looks like the hot lawyer from anatomy of a fall
During his rant, Marius got +60 from last place boosts alone.
You already know what we’re in for when you see the ostrich game in the title
Fishsticks need to go through the gauntlet of highway rollers
Getting a rant five minutes in was honestly very entertaining
Poof you just made my night way better- grateful for your uploads
I like how the entirety of the video is 20:24 long, but when watching it it’s 20:23 long
One of these days poof is gonna see the ostrich outside his house
Someone should send him screen grabs of the ostrich to his socials with "remember me?!" 🤣
8:34 “As you can see, your honor, my client presents irrefutable evidence.”
The hardest thing in this video is poof
9:55 he sounding like mario on fire 😭
Why does Poofesure sound like the black ops 2 zombie guy that laughs at you when you die on a round ☠☠☠
bro turned into courage the cowardly dog at 13:48 😭😭
I think Poof needs to spend an entire video trying to not get last at the ostrich game.
you know when his thumbnail is the ostrich
it's gonna be a good one
You know it's gonna be a good video when the ostrich is in the thumbnail 😂
9:55 The exact point Poofesure transforms into the Joker
i always know it’s gonna be a good video when the ostrich is in the thumbnail…
That was a roller coaster. Lots of ups and downs and twists and turns. You're doing great Poof!
I think we can all agree that Marius may have emigrated from Germany to Argentina at some point around 1945
And that Marius is just his cover name. 🤣
13:18 all of the computers were completely in sync 😭😭😭
im almost convinced that Poofesure got some secret update that hardcodes that damn ostrich minigame to always target him and know where he is!
I was gonna question you finding Marius questionable when there's Frank.. Then you started saying Frank looks like a sleazy old man and I completely agree 😂
I wonder if he can win by shaking and charging the dice every time he rolls
4:34 Poofesure saying "I'm gonna waste your time" to actual CPUs is just...
They aren't real man, they don't even know time exists (unless there's a time minigame or something.)
Thinking about it I am probably the whose time got wasted by writing this👍
17:15 The way the ostrich screwed Poof over had me laughing hysterically for like a minute that I couldn’t even hear what Poof was saying, and I didn’t see how the rest of the minigame went down, lol!
"i want to play against marius"
Also poof:
Removes marius at the start
description of hide-and-go-beak: The player(s) have ten seconds to choose a bush to hide (They can't pick the same bush if another player has picked it first). Hiding in the tall grass has a 10% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, hiding in the medium-sized bush has a 30% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, and hiding in the small-sized bush has a 60% chance of the ostrich knocking it down. An ostrich will go around the bushes and knocks one down. It will also survey some bushes but not knock them down. It will continue knocking the bushes down until there is one player is left. The last player hiding wins.
Only 4 minutes in and he’s already devolved into nearly incoherent stuttering