it isnt even completely RNG, look at the description: 'Hiding in the tall grass has a 10% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, hiding in the medium-sized bush has a 30% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, and hiding in the small-sized bush has a 60% chance of the ostrich knocking it down.' He hid in the tall grass and still got knocked down first somehow lmao@@ItsYaBoi-iy5fi
For anyone curious about his placements in the ostrich game throughout the whole Wii Party U series He got 1st 2 times 2nd: 1 time 3rd: 3 times 4th: 6 times
The real reason that the ostrich keeps getting Dudy dude is because of his bald head reflecting the harsh sunlight, something that immediately catches the ostrich’s attention.
I love how Poofesure was right about it, What he didn't take into thought is the Ostriches POV to it that's the furthest Right and the Furthest Left player won the game
Frank looks like he’d hit on the 20 year old waitress at the restaurant, Marius looks like he’d notice her Star of David necklace and suddenly start treating her like crap, and Cheng-Han looks like he’d go up to her on the way out, apologize, and tip her the whole bill.
I have a strategy for the ostrich minigame. For RNG minigames, I usually just press start and then just leave the room for a couple minutes to make sure the minigame ends before I come back My stats so far: 1st: 6 2nd: 11 3rd: 4 4th: 5
I looked it up, and apparently in the ostrich minigame (Hide-and-Go-Beak), hiding in the tall grass makes it so that the ostrich has only a *10% chance* of finding you. So you REALLY got screwed over, Poof. Edit: Apparently, there aren't specific chances for specific hiding spots. Sorry for the confusion.
@@WyenaTheGirlyou are too gullible and should be more critical about things you read online. The commenter wrote "it's common sense" and "the ostrich can see you". These are the first huge red flags since we are talking about a video game. Even if it wasn't a video game, "common sense" is never a good argument. Second and more importantly, the commenter did not provide any data whatsoever. From what he wrote, there is no indication to just how often he played the game or anything else. Without knowing that we have to assume, that his claim is based on nothing and should be disregarded until he can provide any data. (Edited to make it shorter :) )
@@baguettebully4709 Oh I did provide information. If you can't see it, thats kinda on you. I wonder what additional information your comment provides tho? 🤓
Ik youre not usually a super serious person on here and you’re lightheaded, but man when I say your videos have kept me from crying myself to sleep silently, i mean it. Literally since the john wick vs matt video, youve helped make the lowest point of my life somewhat bearable. Thank you bro. Seriously
Edit: I have been informed that this information is incorrect. I would love if some code comber can find the actual mechanics of this minigame Hide-and-go-Beak: Wrong (The player(s) have ten seconds to choose a bush to hide (They can't pick the same bush if another player has picked it first). Hiding in the tall grass has a 10% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, hiding in the medium-sized bush has a 30% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, and hiding in the small-sized bush has a 60% chance of the ostrich knocking it down. An ostrich will go around the bushes and knocks one down. It will also survey some bushes but not knock them down. It will continue knocking the bushes down until there is one player is left. The last player hiding wins.)
4:15 Game screws Poof 4:32 First manic laugh 6:12 Begins to lose his sanity 6:31 I PRESS A AND B!!! 8:02 On the verge of going insane 9:52 POOF HAS GONE INSANE!!! 13:42 Poof becomes the Joker 16:41 The reason we all clicked on the video 17:14 THE OSTRICH PECKS HIM FIRST 😂 18:25 Post-Traumatic-Ostrich-Syndrome 19:29 Somehow someway Poofesure wins the game!
Hi Poof. For that face matching minigame, the odds of three people getting the same place is not as cracy as you might think. Because you have to wait for the spinning face to go a full round before you can match up the face, the only time differecen comes from those revolutions you wait and the amount of misses you do. In the game Marius, Frank, and Cheng-Han all waited 8 revs for Dudydude, 7 revs for Marius, and 7 revs for Frank, the sum of revs are 22 for all and they did not miss any atempts, that's why they were tied. Cracy odds, mostly because neither of them ever missed one, but it's not 15 thousand million to one.
i’ve been having nightmares for weeks now and tonight has been particularly hard. these videos can’t take away my grief or help me to sleep but they distract me. poof, you never fail to make me laugh. i’ve been crying on and off for hours but you still made me laugh over and over. thank you
I think that ostrich game (and pretty much all RNG minigames) automatically makes you lose if you're in first place on the board so the others have a chance to catch up to you. Like there's just no way that damn ostrich ALWAYS goes for Poof by chance
6:30 preeeeetty sure youre supposed to keep yourself spinning to do a pose instead of slowing down before hitting A, thats why you made no pose as you were turning too slowly
Hey Poof, thank you for this video. I was also having a horrible time, raging at a game (which is surprising cuz I usually don't do that lol) and it was nice to see that I'm not the only one mad. It seems small but idk, it makes me feel "less alone" if that makes sense
Yeah. I was raging at a game yesterday too (Lacey’s Elite Four team in the The Indigo Disc is OP in my opinion plus three of her Pokémon have coverage)
i’ve been playing wii party u recently, and i’ve noticed something extremely consistent. somewhere around the endgame, whether it be when the 2nd gate is opened or someone reaches the end gate, every single computer player wakes up and suddenly starts to do extremely good despite being last the whole round for example
description of hide-and-go-beak: The player(s) have ten seconds to choose a bush to hide (They can't pick the same bush if another player has picked it first). Hiding in the tall grass has a 10% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, hiding in the medium-sized bush has a 30% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, and hiding in the small-sized bush has a 60% chance of the ostrich knocking it down. An ostrich will go around the bushes and knocks one down. It will also survey some bushes but not knock them down. It will continue knocking the bushes down until there is one player is left. The last player hiding wins.
The bushes in hide-and-go-beak have different chances of having you discovered. Tall grass 10%, medium bush 30% and small bush 60%. Poor poof picked tall grass and still got wrecked 😂
this is misinformation added to the wiki 2 days ago by some random guy who refused to cite a source and kept coming back on alts to try to put it back. all indications both in game and the files show it's complete rng no matter what you pick including the small bush, just like lucky launch in og wii party
This Minigame, along with Run to the Sun (Wii Party U), Risky Railroad, Lucky Launch, and Dicey Descent (Wii Party) are the only Wii Party/Wii Party U Minigames based on luck. No matter which fake bush the ostrich knocks over, the winner will always be luck dependent.
Marius will always be a special Mii to me because he was the one you wanted to play against years ago in the first video I've ever watched of you and he's finally back.
I was gonna question you finding Marius questionable when there's Frank.. Then you started saying Frank looks like a sleazy old man and I completely agree 😂
i think the trick for the ostrich game is the npcs know where the ostrich is going to hit first, second, third etc. so i would try to beat one of the npcs to there spot and see what happens
you can't tell me you expected it to end like that
i really cant
poofesure you should attempt to do a perfect frisbee dog game
Piss
Fart
POOF LIKE POOFESURE
If Poof goes to hell, it’ll be the ostrich mini game on loop.
Nah more like that swimming mini game
Nah, more like that superhero track race minigame
nah, more like the crying babies mini game
More like trying to beat Matt on master difficulty on loop
It's funny because on the racing game poof usually gets demolished by ostritches too, the puzzle pieces come together
It’s crazy to think that the ostrich has routinely been screwing over Poof for quite literally YEARS at this point 😂
Lmao
It’s all random too, it’s one of two games on highway rollers that’s actually an RNG based game and it always goes for him first
it isnt even completely RNG, look at the description: 'Hiding in the tall grass has a 10% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, hiding in the medium-sized bush has a 30% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, and hiding in the small-sized bush has a 60% chance of the ostrich knocking it down.' He hid in the tall grass and still got knocked down first somehow lmao@@ItsYaBoi-iy5fi
I slid out my chair at 13:46 🤣
The ostrich just knows 😂
Whenever I see that god damn ostrich, I know that the episode is gonna be gold
Facts. It knows where he's hiding 🤣
Can someone please make a compilation of every time poof rages at that ostrich😂
There us one but it's 2 years old
Definitely needs an update
I did have one but it never got any views so I deleted it.
But I did find another one.
I'll make it again, if anybody wants it.
Marius looks like the version of Mario that’s not allowed within 500 yards of a playground
No he looks like Hitler
he looks like someone else too just sayin
@@K92-DDD🙋♂️🇩🇪
He's canonically French tho lol
@@littlewishy6432 i wish us french people were real
It always AMAZES me how ACTUALLY rigged the Ostrich game is against him 🤣
Yeah. Like the game has already decided to mess with him whatever the difficulty level.
13:45 This ranks as one of the funniest angry gibberish yells from Poof ever
I seen you on twitter!
@@NickMario1 Hey, dude
Courage the Cowardly Dog:
Sounds like me trying to talk to a hot woman 😂
The Tasmanian devil
Hearing Poofs voice right before sleep is truly the most soothing thing ever 🤗☺️
Its so calming
It really is. I'm not even joking, theres just something about his screeching that makes me want to sleep
@@CYBER_N0T Same brotha, I genuinely like his voice (the screeching is nice too 🔥)
I love your pfp 🙏🏼
@@laysthechip3356 THANK U newton is my favvv
For anyone curious about his placements in the ostrich game throughout the whole Wii Party U series
He got 1st 2 times
2nd: 1 time
3rd: 3 times
4th: 6 times
So the stats don't lie. The game IS messing with him lol
His average finish is 3.1st place
The real reason that the ostrich keeps getting Dudy dude is because of his bald head reflecting the harsh sunlight, something that immediately catches the ostrich’s attention.
I feel like every video of Wii Party U is crazy when Poofesure plays the ostrich minigame, especially if he loses the game
Fr
Fr I keep hoping to see it when I watch cos you KNOW the game's messing with him at that point. 😂
16:47 pure terror in his silence... The commentary setup was priceless 😂
Poof: *has* *a* *chance* *of* *winning*
Game: "...send the ostrich"
Ostrich: imma bout to end this man's sanity!
The ostrich is like a damn secret weapon designed against poof to keep him from winning
19:40 Dudy Dude doing a hi five with Alfonso is the coolest thing ever
“He never goes to the furthest left” Poofesure’s last words before disaster
I love how Poofesure was right about it, What he didn't take into thought is the Ostriches POV to it that's the furthest Right and the Furthest Left player won the game
Frank looks like he’d hit on the 20 year old waitress at the restaurant, Marius looks like he’d notice her Star of David necklace and suddenly start treating her like crap, and Cheng-Han looks like he’d go up to her on the way out, apologize, and tip her the whole bill.
Underrated comment
You know it’s gonna be good when the ostrich shows up lol 🤣
that ostrich got beef with poof
Me: I wonder what today’s Wii Party video will be
*Sees Thumbnail*
Also Me: Oh no
17:15 🤣
Poof: Every TIME!!! 😡
petition for poofesure to attempt the perfect frisbee dog game
Frank looks like the type of guy to take people to an island
Took three seconds to realize the Epstein reference
That moment of silence when the CPU hovers over the minigame.... the impending doom LMAO
You know it's gonna be a good video when the ostrich minigame is in the thumbnail 😂
I have a strategy for the ostrich minigame. For RNG minigames, I usually just press start and then just leave the room for a couple minutes to make sure the minigame ends before I come back
My stats so far:
1st: 6
2nd: 11
3rd: 4
4th: 5
10:28 Poof saying "UNREAL" is in sync with the rocket launching
I looked it up, and apparently in the ostrich minigame (Hide-and-Go-Beak), hiding in the tall grass makes it so that the ostrich has only a *10% chance* of finding you.
So you REALLY got screwed over, Poof.
Edit: Apparently, there aren't specific chances for specific hiding spots. Sorry for the confusion.
So in other words the rng said today it's your lucky day for being in the 10%! 😂
that was page vandalism added only yesterday by some random guy, it's completely random no matter what you pick
@@WyenaTheGirlyou are too gullible and should be more critical about things you read online.
The commenter wrote "it's common sense" and "the ostrich can see you". These are the first huge red flags since we are talking about a video game. Even if it wasn't a video game, "common sense" is never a good argument.
Second and more importantly, the commenter did not provide any data whatsoever. From what he wrote, there is no indication to just how often he played the game or anything else. Without knowing that we have to assume, that his claim is based on nothing and should be disregarded until he can provide any data.
(Edited to make it shorter :) )
@@molepolole2433and after all that you provided no additional information as well. 🤓
@@baguettebully4709 Oh I did provide information. If you can't see it, thats kinda on you.
I wonder what additional information your comment provides tho? 🤓
I like how standard difficulty took Poof 5 attempts yet he manages to beat advanced in one go
You know shit's about to hit the fan when the thumbnail is the ostrich.
Ik youre not usually a super serious person on here and you’re lightheaded, but man when I say your videos have kept me from crying myself to sleep silently, i mean it. Literally since the john wick vs matt video, youve helped make the lowest point of my life somewhat bearable. Thank you bro. Seriously
You'll get through this. You're stronger than you think. Keep going. 👍
Poof can truly be a lifesaver
Same
I'm convinced, ostriches have a serious vendetta against Poof
Like the game already whispers where Poof is hiding to the ostrich as soon as he starts.
13:51 The fact that the game makes fun of you by the CPUs to roll the highest possible roll on a tiebreaker.
17:14 NO FREAKING WAY IM LITERALLY CRYING BY FAR THE HARDEST IVE EVER LAUGHED OMLLL 😭😭😭😭
When the thumbnail is the ostrich, you know that he’s gonna be losing his marbles at some point.
literally what i said 💀
Me: I wonder what today’s Wii Party video will be
*Sees Thumbnail*
Also Me: Oh no
Edit: I have been informed that this information is incorrect. I would love if some code comber can find the actual mechanics of this minigame
Hide-and-go-Beak: Wrong (The player(s) have ten seconds to choose a bush to hide (They can't pick the same bush if another player has picked it first). Hiding in the tall grass has a 10% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, hiding in the medium-sized bush has a 30% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, and hiding in the small-sized bush has a 60% chance of the ostrich knocking it down. An ostrich will go around the bushes and knocks one down. It will also survey some bushes but not knock them down. It will continue knocking the bushes down until there is one player is left. The last player hiding wins.)
Or an alternate rendering of that...
Wherever Poof hides it will knock it down. 🤣
THIS IS NOT REAL
this is a random piece of misinformation that was vandalized onto the wii sports wiki yesterday, it entirely luck dependent
"It never goes to the farthest left one"
*Ostrich immediately goes to the farthest left*
I love poof trying to imply who Marius looks like without saying it
9:52, He sounds like the COD zombies laugh lmao
4:15 Game screws Poof
4:32 First manic laugh
6:12 Begins to lose his sanity
6:31 I PRESS A AND B!!!
8:02 On the verge of going insane
9:52 POOF HAS GONE INSANE!!!
13:42 Poof becomes the Joker
16:41 The reason we all clicked on the video
17:14 THE OSTRICH PECKS HIM FIRST 😂
18:25 Post-Traumatic-Ostrich-Syndrome
19:29 Somehow someway Poofesure wins the game!
6:03 Already the best clip of 2024
(love how he went from 1st to last)
what happened? ive been searching through the comments and ur the only guy that mentioned it
6:09 I love how dudy dude changes his pose real quick and poof's voice instantly cuts out
courage the cowardly dog trying to explain he seen a monster: 13:48
9:56 insert call of duty zombie laugh 😂
17:08 the ostrich let you hope for a bit 💀
Hi Poof. For that face matching minigame, the odds of three people getting the same place is not as cracy as you might think. Because you have to wait for the spinning face to go a full round before you can match up the face, the only time differecen comes from those revolutions you wait and the amount of misses you do. In the game Marius, Frank, and Cheng-Han all waited 8 revs for Dudydude, 7 revs for Marius, and 7 revs for Frank, the sum of revs are 22 for all and they did not miss any atempts, that's why they were tied. Cracy odds, mostly because neither of them ever missed one, but it's not 15 thousand million to one.
I think the Ostrich always know where Poofs hide because Duddy Dude bald head reflects so much
I swear, that Ostrich has something against you.
i’ve been having nightmares for weeks now and tonight has been particularly hard. these videos can’t take away my grief or help me to sleep but they distract me. poof, you never fail to make me laugh. i’ve been crying on and off for hours but you still made me laugh over and over. thank you
The endings just get stranger and stranger 💀
I like how Marius and Frank were just going forward and then backwards for the last like 4 rounds
Whenever poof uploads a vid with the ostrich thumbnail, you know it’ll be entertaining af 😭
I've mentioned this before but the ostrich game is purely RNG so he's just incredibly unlucky
This game is causing Poof to lose his mind
I think anyone would lose their minds if they were tasked with trying to win at this game consistently. 😂
I think that ostrich game (and pretty much all RNG minigames) automatically makes you lose if you're in first place on the board so the others have a chance to catch up to you. Like there's just no way that damn ostrich ALWAYS goes for Poof by chance
4:22 when you’re about to win and you see a blue shell coming
Poofesure is gonna have more grey hairs than Frank playing this game
6:30 preeeeetty sure youre supposed to keep yourself spinning to do a pose instead of slowing down before hitting A, thats why you made no pose as you were turning too slowly
Yeah I thought that too. Dudy dude was the only one not posing at the end even though he faces front. 😂
I can’t give the ostrich anything for his comeback
13:47 bros genuinely tweekin
That ostrich minigame gets me every time. It KNOWS right where Poof is even when he's quiet! 🤣
Hey Poof, thank you for this video. I was also having a horrible time, raging at a game (which is surprising cuz I usually don't do that lol) and it was nice to see that I'm not the only one mad. It seems small but idk, it makes me feel "less alone" if that makes sense
Yeah. I was raging at a game yesterday too (Lacey’s Elite Four team in the The Indigo Disc is OP in my opinion plus three of her Pokémon have coverage)
That scream at 17:16 as dudey dude was running away 😂
Poof you just made my night way better- grateful for your uploads
i’ve been playing wii party u recently, and i’ve noticed something extremely consistent.
somewhere around the endgame, whether it be when the 2nd gate is opened or someone reaches the end gate, every single computer player wakes up and suddenly starts to do extremely good despite being last the whole round for example
description of hide-and-go-beak: The player(s) have ten seconds to choose a bush to hide (They can't pick the same bush if another player has picked it first). Hiding in the tall grass has a 10% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, hiding in the medium-sized bush has a 30% chance of the ostrich knocking it down, and hiding in the small-sized bush has a 60% chance of the ostrich knocking it down. An ostrich will go around the bushes and knocks one down. It will also survey some bushes but not knock them down. It will continue knocking the bushes down until there is one player is left. The last player hiding wins.
wii u really knew what they were doing with marius' character😭😭
What's funny is nobody has said who this person is like by name but we all know who it is 😂
It’s crazy to think that the ostrich has routinely been screwing over Poof for quite literally YEARS at this point
The ostrich really did that after taking a triple take 😭
That was a roller coaster. Lots of ups and downs and twists and turns. You're doing great Poof!
9:52 get this man to be a toad voice actor
During his rant, Marius got +60 from last place boosts alone.
Poofesure finally wins a game and is more stunned than ecstatic, classic Poof.
you know when his thumbnail is the ostrich
it's gonna be a good one
The bushes in hide-and-go-beak have different chances of having you discovered. Tall grass 10%, medium bush 30% and small bush 60%. Poor poof picked tall grass and still got wrecked 😂
this is misinformation added to the wiki 2 days ago by some random guy who refused to cite a source and kept coming back on alts to try to put it back. all indications both in game and the files show it's complete rng no matter what you pick including the small bush, just like lucky launch in og wii party
That ostrich has it out for Poof
That ostrich game always reminds me of the Dallas cowboys, they seem to never get past the divisional round since 1997
That is a current reference.
The hardest thing in this video is poof
Ostrich on the thumbnail? This’ll be good😂
13:27 This is supper rigged. They all stop at the same time.
This Minigame, along with Run to the Sun (Wii Party U), Risky Railroad, Lucky Launch, and Dicey Descent (Wii Party) are the only Wii Party/Wii Party U Minigames based on luck. No matter which fake bush the ostrich knocks over, the winner will always be luck dependent.
Marius will always be a special Mii to me because he was the one you wanted to play against years ago in the first video I've ever watched of you and he's finally back.
Fishsticks need to go through the gauntlet of highway rollers
im almost convinced that Poofesure got some secret update that hardcodes that damn ostrich minigame to always target him and know where he is!
You know it's gonna be a good video when the ostrich is in the thumbnail 😂
The ostrich has poofs number. And it’s on speed dial 😂
13:18 all of the computers were completely in sync 😭😭😭
i hope u never stop with these videos. i love your videos
One of these days poof is gonna see the ostrich outside his house
Someone should send him screen grabs of the ostrich to his socials with "remember me?!" 🤣
i really like poof energy in this video! doesn’t feel as negative as usual but still funny. kind of like his older vids
These just make my day so much better😭
Only 4 minutes in and he’s already devolved into nearly incoherent stuttering
I was gonna question you finding Marius questionable when there's Frank.. Then you started saying Frank looks like a sleazy old man and I completely agree 😂
You already know what we’re in for when you see the ostrich game in the title
That ostrich really hates Poof
Getting a rant five minutes in was honestly very entertaining
I wonder if he can win by shaking and charging the dice every time he rolls
I think Poof needs to spend an entire video trying to not get last at the ostrich game.
9:55
That's a laughter you definitly do not wanna hear in a dark alley.
17:27 HE ACTUALLY STAYED QUIET AND IT KILLED HIM ANYWAY AHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
You know it’s gonna be a funny video when the ostrich is in the thumbnail 😭
i think the trick for the ostrich game is the npcs know where the ostrich is going to hit first, second, third etc. so i would try to beat one of the npcs to there spot and see what happens
for the one where youre hidden on the TV, you should splice gameplay from the replay (where we can see you) onto the commentary so we can still watch