Giovanni tried playing this track and the allegations about his daughter in Sinnoh off in his track “The Badge Part 8” But Rainbow Rocket Records had to approach Guzma to stop making accusations about Giovanni’s history with his younger grunts. But Giovanni really should’ve expected it when N dropped out after “7th Sage drill” and accusing Guzma of hitting Plumeria.
Unless you over level your fire starter or use a z move turn 2 you getting hit with first impression buddy that shit hurts especially when it's super effective against decidueye and inceniroar. Bug types in alola aren't too bad. In the vgc smogon tournaments golispod was a demon and it made everybody scared to switch in fearing choice band/life orb fist impression/extreme speed
@@crashtime3429 Even then picking the fire starter isn't that much of an advantage because Golisopod is bug/water, you're better off trying to use an electric or flying mon 'cause that's still super effective
"Dear Gladion , im sorry the woman your mother ima be honest" also why is the best part the end where it last like 15 seconds, damn you! (great mix, so glad my algorithm blessed me)
Dear Lily, I'm sorry your incubator cared more about a rocky squid," "Dear baby daddy, I'm sorry yo wife put you in the freezer, away from yout kids, She don't commit to parenting, the woman's quite selfish Betray yo children, love bomb em only when they bring profit Okay, I'm not ending this but that would be a fun thing to do
This isn't any quick first impressions this is a smart strike to leech life from Drake and in one move U-turn the general public opinion against 'em and dramatically change the direction of the silver winds. A real savage spin-out on the lyrics which shoot a signal beam to the general public on what was going behind closed doors, which while had some bug buzz before has really brought some uproar in a way I think we can only call a steamroller from Kendrick Guzmar.
Man, I bet J Cole is glad he made an Emergency Exit after trying to Counter Kendrick's Shadow Sneak diss. It was a real Technician move and it really got him out of the Close Combat that ended up with Drake getting hit by an Intimidate before being put in the Guillotine.
I'm going to remain very inconsistent with uploads - I'm just in a different stage of life than I was when I made like a million mashups over 4 years straight
@@lilcotorro it all started with a man called GAR and a jam that must be slammed, but only by one who had mastered the fist of the North Star! I roam the carcass of youtube in hopes my message may be heard for eons now.
*Barges into Rainbow Rocket Headquarters *Beats down several grunts for an indeterminate time *Says "Y'all are Stupid!" *Refuses to elaborate further *Leaves
It was over for Drake when his enemy’s finishing diss not only went double platinum, topped charts, and took the internet by storm, but it also became a meme. Drake is finished.
The way the beat lowers in intensity and switches up when he hits em with the "I heard you like em young" and the "tryna strike a chord" lines to emphasize them hitting like a truck makes me feel like the beat was written for the song, it's fantastic.
I told my friends that Guzma's theme would go insanely hard if dubbed over by a real rapper, and here you are, proving me right, like I definitely always am. 😌
Anybody remember when sun/moon ultra sun/ultra moon dropped and everybody was scared of golispod, greninja battle bond, lati's, and basically any viable mega Mon.
God dammit, this is another instance of a stupid hilarious mashup that makes the original version sound incomplete. I'll never hear Guzma's theme the same again
"Beat your ass and hide the Dex if Oak watching Sometimes you gotta pop out and show Trainers Certified Team Leader, I'm the one who up to score with em Fight him out, whole time I know he got some Poke in him Pole on him, Alola shit, bully death row on him Say, Red... I hear you like em young You better not ever go to Island One To any bitch that talk to him and they in love... Just make sure you hide your baby 'mons from him"
Giovanni tried playing this track and the allegations about his daughter in Sinnoh off in his track “The Badge Part 8”
But Rainbow Rocket Records had to approach Guzma to stop making accusations about Giovanni’s history with his younger grunts.
But Giovanni really should’ve expected it when N dropped out after “7th Sage drill” and accusing Guzma of hitting Plumeria.
Arceus sake man, first Silver and now another kid?
This is objectively the best thing I read today
@@marche800 Silver was a shock during Giovanni’s feud with Kiwae back then.
But now I’m just not surprised Giovanni would do it again.
On Arceus, Giovanni needs to stop playing around with random trainers aren’t they all 10 ❓ 🧐 ❓
This why I love Kafu & Juan. They just mind their business and go fishing.
TEAM YELL AINT COMIN BACK FROM THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
This sentence has a double meaning considering they’re all Marnies “fans” 🗿
They ain't coming back from ANYTHING!
Allie
Hey Piers, I hear you like em young
It’s been quiet from Team Yell. They’re on mute.
Guzma if he wasn't fucking around
Guzma never fucks around.
He had that throat chop and poison jab. He never fucked around.
@@Aflay1that horrific primarina battle
@@Pukinpatch1if pokemon was a kid's series it would have been murder
Piers been awfully quiet since this dropped
@@happydonkey5333 if that was not for kids guzman would’ve just killed most people there lol
Guzma in the game: Fucks around all the time
Guzma in the anime:
fr Guzma had to have been on the anime writing team lmao
Bro was locked in
Guzma in the game was terrifying. (Maybe cuz he wiped my team like 8 times over)
@@Amirrorofmirrors 💀💀💀(same)
@@Amirrorofmirrors Guzma in the game is a little bitch whom we love for being an adorable grumpy loser
Kendrick is the type of guy to be a bug type user
"Damn right I'm buggin'"
much like guzma, he'd use the coolest damn bug types out there
What would his team look like
He'd def have a Lokix i think
@@bluesoda6379 110% he would have a scizzor or however you spell it
Drake's Emergency Exit!
nah, more like wimp out than anything.
@@elonleon4452LMAOOOOOO
@@elonleon4452holy hell man
Drake's Wimpout
JCole's Emergency Exit
@@elonleon4452DAMN BRO💀
CERTIFIED PARADISE? CERTIFIED KIDNAPPERS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
CERTIFIED ULTRA BEAST? CERTIFIED JELLYFISH.
Wop wop wop wop wop!
@@resurrectedbrawler Guzman, fuck her up
Murderin’ a chord, and it’s probably a minor~
@@resurrectedbrawlerboss, fuck em up
Guzma was a big ass tweaker like bro didn't want to beat primaria in the anime he wanted it DEAD. And also he broke the protagonists leg in the manga
He did get beaten as a child and couldn’t become a kuhuna because bug types are “weak”
@@8Element6 Yeah because his bug types are shit
That primarina fight was brutal
Unless you over level your fire starter or use a z move turn 2 you getting hit with first impression buddy that shit hurts especially when it's super effective against decidueye and inceniroar. Bug types in alola aren't too bad. In the vgc smogon tournaments golispod was a demon and it made everybody scared to switch in fearing choice band/life orb fist impression/extreme speed
@@crashtime3429 Even then picking the fire starter isn't that much of an advantage because Golisopod is bug/water, you're better off trying to use an electric or flying mon 'cause that's still super effective
Team Rainbow Rocket been real quiet since this dropped
Drake's a Ghost type user with all the ghost writers behind his music 👻
All his Pokémon are underleveled
@@taxavation "I heard you like em unevolved"
@@taxavationhis whole team holds everstones
His ass would have a mega evo sableye, hiding behind them jewels and shit
he has a drifloon 💀
Back to where it all began with the Guzman
Full circle
"Dear Gladion , im sorry the woman your mother ima be honest"
also why is the best part the end where it last like 15 seconds, damn you! (great mix, so glad my algorithm blessed me)
Bruh i was so tired when i wrote this jesus
Dear Lily, I'm sorry your incubator cared more about a rocky squid,"
"Dear baby daddy, I'm sorry yo wife put you in the freezer, away from yout kids,
She don't commit to parenting, the woman's quite selfish
Betray yo children, love bomb em only when they bring profit
Okay, I'm not ending this but that would be a fun thing to do
"I look at her and wish your grandma would've fucking swallowed."
growing up is realizing that you didn't realize how cool Guzma was.
FR
my autism is going off the walls rn
Same
Based and tismpilled (pokemon is my longest running hyperfixation)
real asf I feel so seen
REALL
HOLY SHIT
why does drake make his starters hold everstones 😰 ...and why is his name on the Lusamine Island flight logs?
(ty for this banger)
LUSAMINE ISLAND!?
OHHHHH NAH XD
it might seem crazy what I'm abouta say....
LMFAO
Lusamine Island is crazy
And why does drake never evolve his Smoochum 😨
This isn't any quick first impressions this is a smart strike to leech life from Drake and in one move U-turn the general public opinion against 'em and dramatically change the direction of the silver winds. A real savage spin-out on the lyrics which shoot a signal beam to the general public on what was going behind closed doors, which while had some bug buzz before has really brought some uproar in a way I think we can only call a steamroller from Kendrick Guzmar.
Genius wordplay. Must've taken a Nasty Plot or Calm Mind to think of something incredible with this much Stored Power.
This is how i think people in the pokemon universe comment like
@@bluesoda6379 It is
Gen Alpha in the Alola region be like:
average professor kukui sentence
The WAP WAP WAP and THEY NOT LIKE US when the beat drops is so goddamn hard
Drake the type of guy to use a buneary as his ace
Oh HELL NAH
He the type to use vaporeon
it's level 16
Releases it at lvl 18
@@TiredTopHatnah it started at lvl 17 and leveled up mid battle
WAP WAP WAP WAP "Boss fuck em up"
1:52 the reverb killed me, jesus christ
No jokes though, this is an awesome arrangement
“I think an ultra beast just called you a pussy dawg.”
PUSSSssseeeeee
Guzma speaking about the allegations of kukui keeping a minor in his house
"She's my assistant !"
"Oh so you're using child labour now"
Nahh bro I can’t 💀
Man, I bet J Cole is glad he made an Emergency Exit after trying to Counter Kendrick's Shadow Sneak diss. It was a real Technician move and it really got him out of the Close Combat that ended up with Drake getting hit by an Intimidate before being put in the Guillotine.
My man gave that Devastated Drake a real Emergency Exit with this Burn Up
Not even Emergency Exit, this move gonna make Drake use his ability wimp out
THE PUNS AAAAHHH THERE TOO GOOD
Say Lusamine, I heard you like em young
Better not go to Hau'oli Route 1
You like silvagunna we need u bro, botanicalsage legacy must live on
I'm going to remain very inconsistent with uploads - I'm just in a different stage of life than I was when I made like a million mashups over 4 years straight
@@SaintDiccyou do you man, you were making bangers before, and this is still one now. Theyre well worth the wait. Hope your life is going well!
@@SaintDicc one a year is good enough for me to consider you active
Oh man, you just reminded me of botanicalsage 😔
@@lilcotorro it all started with a man called GAR and a jam that must be slammed, but only by one who had mastered the fist of the North Star!
I roam the carcass of youtube in hopes my message may be heard for eons now.
"Dear Gladion, I'm sorry that that woman is your mother lemme be honest"
*Barges into Rainbow Rocket Headquarters
*Beats down several grunts for an indeterminate time
*Says "Y'all are Stupid!"
*Refuses to elaborate further
*Leaves
KENDRICK GUZMAR ‼️
Drake can't even go to Pokemon Hawaii without getting diss! 😂
“Pokémon Hawaii” 😭😭😭
You’re not wrong, but it made me laugh
This comment reminded me that Alola is based of hawaii lol
It was over for Drake when his enemy’s finishing diss not only went double platinum, topped charts, and took the internet by storm, but it also became a meme. Drake is finished.
Now THAT'S how you make an impression!
A First Impression, you mean.
This goes insanely hard, why the fuck does this work
Because it's guzma's theme
A lot can go with Guzma’s theme
NO YOU DID NOT
Also "Guzma on the beat how"
The way the beat lowers in intensity and switches up when he hits em with the "I heard you like em young" and the "tryna strike a chord" lines to emphasize them hitting like a truck makes me feel like the beat was written for the song, it's fantastic.
from what i heard this is a secret song that plays if you bring out a lopunny while battling guzma
“To pimp a lopunny”
No Buneary
Any of the “”breedable”” Pokémon would count as well
psst- i see ghost types
needs more likes
🤣
“Kendrick used torch song”
“It’s super effective!”
You mean ultra effective
@@zarks-heroesit’s a 100% OHKO move
Guzma definitely listens to Kendrick while sitting on his throne in the Po House
When the world needed him most after 7 months he returns
"say kukui, i know you like em young"
Aw hell
Naw💀
the aether foundation flight logs are truely terrifying, im happy ppl are finally calling out lusamine like this🔥
"Trying to catch a Gardevoir but its probably Kirliaaaaaa"
Hands down, this is the best thing to have resulted from gen 7
some people buggin saying guzma peaked when he dropped "to pimp a butterfree" but nahh he still got it fr
This was Guzma after finding out Kukui was letting a little girl stay in his beach house
On todays episode of 'this is so niche is must of been made for only me"
Pokemon is the biggest media franchise and Kendrick is currently second most popular rapper rn
I dont think its that niche lol
WE MAKING IT OUT OF PO TOWN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
1:54 WHY DOES THAT FIT 😭😭
Kendrick Magmar🔥🔥🔥
Kendrick Lamar after seeing drake steal 50 Pokémon eggs:
This was amazing. It wasn't just the song with the Guzma instrumental, it was like a whole remix. Beautiful work, fam.
"THEY NOT LIKE US (uh uh) THEY NOT LIKE US (uh uh) THEY NOT LIKE US (uh uh)" goes so hard
100% bro uses a smeargle on his team
Dealing with life = stress... Sees new Saint upload = joy...
It is a peaceful life....
For real tho this goes hella hard
Saint dicc with the synchro music 👌 dude killing it in the studio 🎙😂
i wish for a real song like this where a rapper goes crazy on a dark meticulous beat like this but it would never fit on an album ever lol 😩
This is actually canon and will be added to Pokémon Masters (Believe me, my dog works for Nintendo)
Gdot made a good first impression
No STOP! I literally was thinking about how good this would be together. This is art. Thank you. I love Guzma and this is perfect.
I was doubting at first but OH MY GOD YOU COOKED
YOU OWN THE KITCHEN NOW
ITS YA BOY GUZMA LAMAR 🗣🔥
This goes stupid hard I've gotta be honest
Drake uses ghost type like haunter with an evolite, duslclopes with an evolite- wait i'm noticing something...
Everstone is easily drake’s favorite held item
As a kid I always thought Guzma was the coolest team leader💀
Surprised that this isn't called "Not Like Ya' Boy!". Still this is a good mashup.
“Motherfuck rainbow rocket, it’s just big Skull”
team yell is cooked
I told my friends that Guzma's theme would go insanely hard if dubbed over by a real rapper, and here you are, proving me right, like I definitely always am. 😌
Drake's got route one birds still with single digit levels
WHY DOES THIS ACTUALLY GO SO WELL 😭
Anybody remember when sun/moon ultra sun/ultra moon dropped and everybody was scared of golispod, greninja battle bond, lati's, and basically any viable mega Mon.
Ash Greninja was an absolute MENACE, i hope he comes back in Legends ZA
@@sentientmustache8360 I feel like it's unlikely, but I don't think a Mega Greninja that takes after it is off the table. Well have to wait and see
freaky ass trainer he a pokemon god
FIGHT BAG
PKMN *[RUN]* FOR YOUR LIFE
guzmas violent theme combined with kendricks incredible lyrics amplifies the threatening feeling not like us gave, it fits perfectly
I have never grooved so hard like I did to this. This is in the top 3 best yt videos I've ever seen, no joke
God dammit, this is another instance of a stupid hilarious mashup that makes the original version sound incomplete. I'll never hear Guzma's theme the same again
WE MAKING IT OUT THE SHADY HOUSE WITH THIS ONE‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣
TRYNA CATCH A MON BUT ITS PROBLY YANMEGAAAAAA
TRYNA CATCH A MON AND IS PROBLY TOGEPIIIIIIII
Hey Kukui, keep the family away
Hey Giovanni, keep the family away
this is the peak of all music, this is why it was invented
for this specific track right here
There is no need for it to combine 2 of thee hardest tracks ever, but you did
this is absolutely incredible, you have mixed guzmas theme in the best way possible!
No shot this guy dropped actual heat
On god 0:42 is nothing but *PURE* fire!!!🔥🔥🔥
"Not like Us" with Guzma's theme is amazing.
"Beat your ass and hide the Dex if Oak watching
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show Trainers
Certified Team Leader, I'm the one who up to score with em
Fight him out, whole time I know he got some Poke in him
Pole on him, Alola shit, bully death row on him
Say, Red... I hear you like em young
You better not ever go to Island One
To any bitch that talk to him and they in love...
Just make sure you hide your baby 'mons from him"
There's no way this fits so well 🔥
This goes so hard. Stand proud. You cooked.
Kendrick a Bug Type user cuz he can see them eye to eye!
“Pssst, I see ghost Pokemon….”
its all fun and games untill kendrick wipes your team with a golisipod
I’ve never thought I’ll live to hear this together
why does this fit so perfectly
THIS GOES HELLA HARD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Not Like Ya Boi
He was definitely listening to this before his fight with Lana he was on Straight demon timing
YA BOI GUZMA IS THE BIGGEST HATER IN ALL ALOLA FOR KUKUI!
"Man fuck the Elite Three, there's only Elite ME!!"
The second-to-last part in this is actually so fire it's crazy.
HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE FIRE
Yoooo! He posted again! I had that Anslam profile picture for years lol