Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad 1 would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this isjust bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text booksso future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
Cabbage's editing is getting better every short 🔥🔥🔥
yo frost wsp
Hi frosty
Fr
cabbage isn’t scary, cabbage can hurt you, the cabbage in question:
Yo it’s corgi I’m a sub
How do you have the emoji in your profile 😨
I love his vids in the profile 😊
cant believe its been 3 weeks since this masterpeice came out :(
😢
Peak content fr 💯🔥🔥
fr
Stride jumpscared me 😢
Bro this is fr your best video yet bro! 🔥🔥🔥
Hello you have summoned me on your channel I’m from the for you page I checked you out and you are pretty funny I’m new sub/supporter
why did that scare me so badly😂
That notification from cabbage scared me
ye same
That jumpscared me 😭
I literally jumped 😭😭😭😭
Happy bdayyyyyy🎉🎉🎉🎉
Stride is scary
I have been watching your videos for so long
anything to pay the bills 😭💀
this is amazing high quality content
AAHHHHHH
Oh my God, this is the best thing ever
the last image looked pretty creepy
Hes going insane
🔥
W
WHYYY but PEAK CONTENT
Cabbage how dare you to scare me like that!
This is the best video ever
Bruh💀💀😭😭🙏🙏🙏
bruh
Omg bro, STOP BRO. LOL THAT TOO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣
I’m scared cabbage
when i saw the notification i got scared i thought you were gonna share bad news 😂😂
Ajh
I got a notification from him and wondered “wait, why is he sorry? What happened?” And then clicked on the notification just to be trolled 💀
I thought this was a apology🤣
FIRE 🔥
Hi cab!!
Do you remember when i donated you??
I flew 50 ft from my chair! 😭
fax
Hi
Fire content. Would recommend
Lmao
Ok🤨😅
So scay 😰😰😰😨😨😨😥😥😥😱😱😱😱🫣🫣
🦷
❤❤❤❤
GUYS WE GOT AN UNC BEAST FACE REV?????
Nah 💀
Lit 😤😤😤
Daysy08, lava monkey, Fred faz, heheheh
I’m getting nightmares…
Wow cabbage why would you do that
oh ok
OMGG
VERY Sigma.
Are you kidding me that is not Daisy 09
Yup, It’s not “ Daisy 09 “ It’s Cabbage 09!
Yeah, how rude🤬😡
I got scare AAAAAA mango mango mango
bro when I readed the title I thought it was going to be you quitting or something 😅
PEAK FRFR🔥🔥🔥🔥
you do this and get this much views, im sorry smaller gtag content creaters
top 1 ground???
this is a peak video
jumpscare
Bruh😭😭😭
Yasssss slay boyiiiiiiiiiiiyiyiyi
It’s good tho
What
w content
how rude 😡
Fein
muhhahahahaha
I wear the monkey at the end of the vid
The fact the like count is at "666" is crazy💀
I clicked on this thinking you got canceled or something 😂
Lol
When i clicked it I thought u did smt bad bro😭
ok
:)
Pek contnt
huh
No
......what
Rent is due ahh short
Me angy😠
Firster
wtf ing hell is this cabbage?
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad 1 would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this isjust bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text booksso future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
Yeah, how rude🤬😡
ok