Opie & Anthony: Val Kilmer's Aweful Music

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  • Walrus wannabe Val serenades us with a lovely cover, and then an awe-inspiring original. Try some more rhymes, Fatboy!
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  • @mattjindrak
    @mattjindrak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The king shall be received.

  • @shawn576
    @shawn576 9 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I started laughing hysterically when the "singing" started. It really sounds like it's supposed to be a joke.

    • @TheKitchenerLeslie
      @TheKitchenerLeslie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is probably the beginning of his throat cancer, btw. That's what you're laughing at. He did all the singing for The Doors in the movie and sounded very close to Morrison.

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheKitchenerLeslie plus he sang inTop Secret! It's a spoof movie but he was pretty decent.

    • @719Flowers
      @719Flowers ปีที่แล้ว

      We’re laughing at the awful singing not his throat cancer you dramatic fool. Clearly hindsight is 20/20 but it doesn’t take away from its horrible sound.

    • @brandonmoore7506
      @brandonmoore7506 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@SgtTravisBickle oh my God, you're right... bro, no homo, I legit cried when your comment sunk in. That is so fucking sad...
      Opie is such a piece of shit. I bet even if he'd known that, he'd still try to run this into the ground. Sociopathy without a sense of humor isn't entertaining. It's gross...

    • @daxmiller35
      @daxmiller35 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@TheKitchenerLeslie21:12 “your daddy said you gotta defend ‘em fendum dendum la la laaa….” WHHHHAAAT

  • @asdqwe4427
    @asdqwe4427 8 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    he soulds like edgar

    • @3ShotTGK
      @3ShotTGK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      with semi-dried teeth

    • @ElectricBoogaloo007
      @ElectricBoogaloo007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "My mouth is dry."

    • @buhshmuh
      @buhshmuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "shaaat aahp*

    • @tracypiscopo8182
      @tracypiscopo8182 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The king shall be received..................Aprel falls

  • @MajimaGoro8
    @MajimaGoro8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The king shall be received! **Bing Bong Boing-iong!**

  • @jamespage1680
    @jamespage1680 11 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "the king shall be received".. what the shit is that intro?

    • @renebrown7394
      @renebrown7394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A superb one..lolol

    • @ammagnolia
      @ammagnolia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of class and passion. Brings tears to my eyes

    • @daxmiller35
      @daxmiller35 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Whatever it is, it enrages Opie

  • @malevolence85
    @malevolence85 11 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    24:48, "He's singing to the McDonald's menu". Bob Kelly had me dying.

    • @MarmaladeSally
      @MarmaladeSally 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Really funny and no one noticed it.

  • @MrJimmyTide
    @MrJimmyTide 11 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    His music is truly of lower stock.

  • @KEYSERSOZE1965
    @KEYSERSOZE1965 10 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Hey Val, you were supposed be the wing-man, not eat the wings.

    • @マシュードーラン
      @マシュードーラン 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KEYSERSOZE1965 ...man

    • @zglndle22
      @zglndle22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tssssk

    • @ElectricBoogaloo007
      @ElectricBoogaloo007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KEYSERSOZE1965 Fawk Yeah!!!! Homerun, Chippah!!!

    • @Robert-bk1dm
      @Robert-bk1dm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wings and the shite and caboose. Peace out.

    • @Brandon-g6d
      @Brandon-g6d 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Fawk yeah good one chippah

  • @jamesbaker7166
    @jamesbaker7166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Look at Mother Nature with the runs.

  • @bricecate
    @bricecate 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Why is there a picture of pete Holmes for this video

  • @chaosdecides
    @chaosdecides 11 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The very beginning of the song when Kilmer is singing sounds like Randy Newman after a lobotomy.

  • @flopsweat
    @flopsweat 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    HE SHATNERED THAT SONG

  • @TaRAAASHBAGS
    @TaRAAASHBAGS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Edgar Mellancamp: singing sensation.

  • @KPho150
    @KPho150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how he hated Brando during doctor Monroe and now he just looks like Brando

  • @EscApiNgTheVoiD
    @EscApiNgTheVoiD 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm unsure on how many times I've listented to this but it has to be over a 1000 x

    • @jasmeg2844
      @jasmeg2844 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      J Moon Do you also get the urge to cleave Val Kilmer's head with a broadaxe when you hear the initial "and the king shall be received"?

    • @jasmeg2844
      @jasmeg2844 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      myName Have at thee, scoundrel. I sayeth cleave at my own behest.

  • @jarryda
    @jarryda 11 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    It's no "Dara." I'll say that.

    • @turdsmcgillicuddy5118
      @turdsmcgillicuddy5118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jarryda Dara ruled

    • @buhshmuh
      @buhshmuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "fate is the dealer"

    • @eriktruchinskas3747
      @eriktruchinskas3747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@buhshmuh and time is the healer

    • @eriktruchinskas3747
      @eriktruchinskas3747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@buhshmuh also: send your love my way im sure we'll have a fine romance

    • @NeedlessJ93
      @NeedlessJ93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eriktruchinskas3747 I can still hear Jimmy's reaction "eckh" 😂

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    He sounds like Gordon Lightfoot after a case of tequila, five pounds of Kush and a stroke.

  • @ballsonc6251
    @ballsonc6251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jesus, he looks like every assistant manager I’ve ever known

  • @Tonys_Gabagool
    @Tonys_Gabagool 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Look at mo-WHOOPS...." lmaoo ah Kenny ya goofball

  • @borrisg4972
    @borrisg4972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I pictured Edgar singing the first song, now I can't unhear it.
    "something about a queen. Yeah? Why don't you sheddup"🎶🎶🎶

  • @danhagen9655
    @danhagen9655 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the third time I've watched this and I still can't stop cracking up.

  • @AdamF89
    @AdamF89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It sounds like The Velvet Underground mixed with Peter, Paul and Mary on bath salts

    • @CEWIII9873
      @CEWIII9873 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "bath salts"
      is that even a thing anymore?

    • @bshaun
      @bshaun 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, I was waiting to hear Lou's voice cut in...definitely wasn't ready for an out-of-breath sounding val Kilmer.

  • @KEYSERSOZE1965
    @KEYSERSOZE1965 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The day this album was released the suicide hotline got a 50% jump in calls.

    • @Tonys_Gabagool
      @Tonys_Gabagool 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KEYSERSOZE1965 FAWKINN HOMERUN!

  • @natalieps2387
    @natalieps2387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Val looks like chaz bono.

  • @johnmiller5679
    @johnmiller5679 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And about Brando, I love how he can do whatever he wants and they love him and will beg to get him to do a movie with them. In the Score he told the Director he was just going to sit by the pool and they changed the scene where he just sat
    Next to the pool and said his
    Lines like he just wanted a check.

  • @ElectricBoogaloo007
    @ElectricBoogaloo007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "My mouth is dry."

  • @MartKencuda
    @MartKencuda 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    He looks a lot like John Ritter in that left pic. Also the way he has his right arm swung to the side irritates me for some reason.

    • @markwinberry8095
      @markwinberry8095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rabid Rabbit Rabbi it's his teeth biting his lower lip in the middle pic that makes me want to punch his squarely in the face.

    • @duffman2112
      @duffman2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm more upset by his "satchel"

  • @chaosdecides
    @chaosdecides 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Looks like Ice Man is going to be trolling the bear clubs.

    • @3ShotTGK
      @3ShotTGK 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      YESSSS

  • @NebMunb
    @NebMunb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Val can really write a memorable guitar riff!

    • @advancedraymondology2914
      @advancedraymondology2914 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I said the same above. The riff was great. It's got an interesting structure too. Tighten it up, put some other instruments on it, it could've been like a Doors song. Somewhere between "Backdoor Man" and "Unknown Soldier." I dug it.

    • @MarmaladeSally
      @MarmaladeSally 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Booooo!!!

    • @snarkasticdouche3863
      @snarkasticdouche3863 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@advancedraymondology2914 The music wasn't too bad, but the lyrics were just terrible. It's like... What the hell are you singing about, your high school girlfriend, or America?
      Did Val fuck America in the back of his dad's car? And all the stuff the boys said, about how contrived the songwriting was.

    • @snarkasticdouche3863
      @snarkasticdouche3863 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The production on the song isn't good either. Listen at the start of "Good God, Take My Hearing from Me".
      Before Val comes in with the vocals, there's a soft echo of the vocal track right before it kicks in full volume.

  • @gameclipse8799
    @gameclipse8799 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    damn...
    Val Kilmer, what the hell happened to you?

    • @gameclipse8799
      @gameclipse8799 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the man was Doc Holiday for goodness sakes!

    • @cyclennon3753
      @cyclennon3753 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gameclipse fuck doc holiday, he was Madmartigan!

    • @jd9708
      @jd9708 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cy Clennon Fuck all that shit, he was Iceman.....now I don't even think he is capable of flying rubber dog shit outta Hong Kong. SMH.

    • @kemdawggie
      @kemdawggie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cancer treatment/meds & painkillers & sleeping pills

    • @arielgoldfarb4118
      @arielgoldfarb4118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bad genes

  • @alfaivre2990
    @alfaivre2990 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like to make WEREWOLF MOVIES!!!

  • @Clay3613
    @Clay3613 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What the fuck is with the cartoon spring sound-effect?

  • @DrLeroyGreen
    @DrLeroyGreen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Val sounds like Edgar

    • @philipfrank6444
      @philipfrank6444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wasnt' paying attention to what video was on and legit thought this was Edgar singing.

    • @cracksuperman
      @cracksuperman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DrLeroyGreen "Shuppud"

  • @Regal805
    @Regal805 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:58-4:08 had me in tears. Fredericka Bimmel!!!!

  • @tacsman
    @tacsman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I eeeeeeeeeeeat everything I see.

  • @tinawallace856
    @tinawallace856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I don't care how fat or old, I don't even care how awful Val sings, I still love him. This was pretty funny though.

  • @theodorepapageorgiou149
    @theodorepapageorgiou149 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Val Kilmer has left the building !!

  • @loa2158
    @loa2158 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What an odd face Val Kilmer now has.

  • @ec7125
    @ec7125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Valcoden Kilmer is a rockstar cross between Darth Vader + Bruce Springsperm

  • @theconservatardedshitlib2697
    @theconservatardedshitlib2697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sounds like a South Park song

  • @Contemplativeman101
    @Contemplativeman101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Val was pretty good back in his Top Secret movie. That was quite a time ago

  • @andybroberg7084
    @andybroberg7084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Right for my left eyeeee

  • @elise4ya
    @elise4ya 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You guys are so mean!

  • @thornie123
    @thornie123 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Looks like Doc likes his Hostess snack cakes a bit much

  • @FlanzShirt
    @FlanzShirt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The title of this video made me so happy

  • @tinawallace856
    @tinawallace856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Neil Young's voice isn't any better.

    • @imguiltless1711
      @imguiltless1711 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's so true I heard the original and thought the same

    • @nathanpapp432
      @nathanpapp432 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roland's version was pretty close to the real thing.

    • @Archibald_von_Munch
      @Archibald_von_Munch 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’ve got that right!

  • @nis5e
    @nis5e 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This just slaughtered me

  • @NY51663
    @NY51663 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Turns out, he was really sick.

  • @killustrator
    @killustrator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    It's awful not aweful

    • @livardo
      @livardo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +killustrator Your mother's aweful.

    • @johnnypottseed
      @johnnypottseed 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knew someone corrected it, just had to scroll the comments.

    • @jimjambananaslam3596
      @jimjambananaslam3596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought they did that intentionally, like they're in awe of how awful it is.

  • @jamesmoreno7020
    @jamesmoreno7020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My mouth is dry april fawwwls!

  • @KoeingseggCCM
    @KoeingseggCCM 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    From Batman 1989 to Heat to... This. Man, Val Kilmer has fallen from grace

    • @mickey875
      @mickey875 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      michael keaton was in 1989 batman val was in batman forever

    • @cyclennon3753
      @cyclennon3753 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Head Honcho willow.

    • @KoeingseggCCM
      @KoeingseggCCM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A year late, but thanks for correcting me.

  • @AntonLemieux
    @AntonLemieux 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Aw, the part with Louie making fun of him is great too.

  • @Sarah-qx4vz
    @Sarah-qx4vz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Doioioing doioioinggg

  • @jaykova100
    @jaykova100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He's not even off key, he just has an awful voice that sounds wrong singing.

    • @mrqadaffi3638
      @mrqadaffi3638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jaykova he goes off key constantly lol

  • @marlboroman1985
    @marlboroman1985 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love the fact that Howard did this exact same bit and could barely muster eight mediocre minutes out of this same material. And the only remotely funny line was Artie's.

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie
    @TheKitchenerLeslie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think he gained weight for Wonderland when he played John Holmes and wasn't able to take it off after.

  • @daddyhavoc3931
    @daddyhavoc3931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When the singing started I thought it was Anthony fucking around lol

  • @lnostdal
    @lnostdal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man, growing older sucks...

  • @robaxl3088
    @robaxl3088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What!..nobody liked Fatmans musical talent?...I'm shocked

  • @DJCappKidd
    @DJCappKidd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Opie has the most confidence in this horrible bit, while Anthony and Jimmy just tries to run with it.

  • @advancedraymondology2914
    @advancedraymondology2914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Good God, You're Everything," for a demo, was pretty fucking good. Killer riff, interesting song structure. Just could use some more instrumentation and he should've done a second take on the vocals. I thought it was a good song though.
    It's not their job to go deep with the lyrics, I get that, they're being funny on the radio, but if the boys listened a bit closer, it's a pretty sad story. Dude loves his wife, was a strong buck, football star, then goes off and dies in a war. Maybe not the most original theme, but his approach was pretty interesting. Start with showing all the good things he has to lose, then jump right to the war.
    I'm not even pulling a Jimmy, it's not a bad song. Definitely got potential, just needed to be tighter, more focused. It seems unfinished.

    • @73caddydaddy93
      @73caddydaddy93 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually a good point, I never thought about the actual merits of the song outside of the goof-factor

    • @nicholasrice8693
      @nicholasrice8693 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The riff was okay, the lyrics were diarrhea.. the second part where he was singing Marine Corps war stuff made me cringe hard..

  • @malikjohnston3883
    @malikjohnston3883 ปีที่แล้ว

    that middle picture: "you gonna finish that?"

  • @djfigs5585
    @djfigs5585 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    18:41 i lost it hahah

  • @snarkasticdouche3863
    @snarkasticdouche3863 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As terrible as "The Island of Dr. Moroue" was, I can't help but say Brando nailed it. I never knew he didn't learn his lines for that piece of shit.

  • @tobe1207
    @tobe1207 หลายเดือนก่อน

    They should've used the look from the middle picture in the diner scene in heat instead of Tom Sizemore

  • @JerFhilm
    @JerFhilm 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Vos actually covered After the Gold Rush better. And that shit made me cry too.

  • @willhumphrey5659
    @willhumphrey5659 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    lol Kilmer sung after the gold rush like 2 octaves below what Neil Young did.

  • @ghostwhiskey
    @ghostwhiskey 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm cold now

  • @shinzantetsu
    @shinzantetsu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:05 had me fucking dying,cumia is hilarious

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That `i look in the mirror and wanna cry. Jim must be talking about himself

  • @DMTzoso
    @DMTzoso 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    since when is 53 "pushing 60"

  • @TH3USUALSUSPECT
    @TH3USUALSUSPECT 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha when it started i was like wtf, is this a parody of some sorts or is he really serious!!?!

  • @Clay3613
    @Clay3613 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He's gone Marlon Brando, there's no turning back!

  • @godihateyoupeople7173
    @godihateyoupeople7173 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bo Duddley

  • @jamesbaker7166
    @jamesbaker7166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What the hell happened to Val???Yeeeesh,I wanna go puke now

    • @Luvie1980
      @Luvie1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      james baker he had cancer.

  • @hoggers7572
    @hoggers7572 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Buffalo Bills Greatest Hits

  • @johnmiller5679
    @johnmiller5679 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Boogie Nights song is actually no worse but that’s supposed to be a joke. Kilmer is serious which makes it all the more a joke.

  • @ID_Shadowz
    @ID_Shadowz ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought it was Edgar Mellencamp at first LOL

  • @citizenstranger
    @citizenstranger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I kinda lost respect for jim norton here. He doesnt know neil young?

    • @e2go
      @e2go 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @citizen stranger I envy him. Neil Young is a pretentious ass.

  • @Spootnik
    @Spootnik ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Aweful"
    The education system really is in tatters, eh?

    • @kojiattwood
      @kojiattwood ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they were just filled with awe

  • @poppycock31185
    @poppycock31185 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was this meant as a joke or was he being sincere?
    The first song sounds like somebody with a sore throat singing over the intro to Heroin by The Velvet Underground but they're trying to sing quietly so they don't wake whoever is asleep in the next room

  • @thornie123
    @thornie123 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is that really Val Kilmer???

  • @jamesbaker7166
    @jamesbaker7166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hmm,maybe Val should,ve retired with his Doc Holliday role..?

  • @DukeOfAllPixels
    @DukeOfAllPixels 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I still dont believe he was serious

  • @Summerdontknowme
    @Summerdontknowme 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s Leonard Lake in that third photo

  • @shinzantetsu
    @shinzantetsu 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anthony had me rolling lol WHUT

  • @pretorious700
    @pretorious700 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's always a yuckfest when a famous actor tries to do music, lacking any discernible ability to do so. They are so used to people kissing their asses.

  • @DJIFridays
    @DJIFridays 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Would Ye sounds like Bob Kelly on Valium

  • @MrCorndogEater
    @MrCorndogEater 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    it makes no difference, he's half a century old regardless

  • @ElectricBoogaloo007
    @ElectricBoogaloo007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My mouth is dry.

  • @OniMorter
    @OniMorter 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The birth of regular joe

  • @bretthatesgirlsify
    @bretthatesgirlsify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    a buncha people gon know what this is, and guess what? and bunchya just wo....just uh, just won't know. at this point.
    well put

  • @ArkonBlade
    @ArkonBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He sounds like he got punched in the throat

  • @CallousCarter
    @CallousCarter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "ok she gives up the arsehole" is one of the funniest things Opie has ever said.

  • @MrCoxie64
    @MrCoxie64 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alyxi: Fawkin' Homerun!

  • @MarcoBeats
    @MarcoBeats หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    21:14

  • @Josef_Favia
    @Josef_Favia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sounds like Edgar. "She's from lower stock."

  • @geofox9484
    @geofox9484 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bob's one comment was a bomb

  • @kgbslim6385
    @kgbslim6385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Middle pic looks like a lesbian.....

  • @jasmeg2844
    @jasmeg2844 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wetheethn wait for dat in the back of my daddy's Cadillac
    I'l break yo break yo break yo break yo back
    And you started to gry
    Then I gotta fendum
    My daddy said you gotta fendum then thum tha thum tha tha na