40k Lore, The Siege of Vraks! The Lord Inquisitors Luck Runs Out,

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  • @pierre-mariecaulliez6285
    @pierre-mariecaulliez6285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Kreigsman field manual : "how to enter safely into a hostile room"
    1: throw a grenade in the room
    2: let your comrade in the room
    3: enter the room while the enemy reloads

    • @Bigslam1993
      @Bigslam1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      wrong
      1. Bombard the entire area of the room for a couple of weeks using artillery
      2. Grenade the room.
      3. storm the room, screaming like a madman, bayonet fixed.
      If the enemy is dead or gets killed: Profit.
      If you get killed by the enemy, sacrificing yourself for the emperor: Profit

    • @pierre-mariecaulliez6285
      @pierre-mariecaulliez6285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Bigslam1993 That's in the officer Handbook ;7

    • @WadcaWymiaru
      @WadcaWymiaru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Use sleeping gas...
      Problem FIXED!
      Techpriest: maybe radium...enemy left the game XD

    • @captainpuffinpuffinson4769
      @captainpuffinpuffinson4769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      4: grenade explodes

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      5: profit

  • @benediktgeierhofer4146
    @benediktgeierhofer4146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I feel like we are in a loop:
    -Commander implements sneaky lan for a weakspot.
    -Plan goes horrible wrong.
    -Problem gets solved by pouring more forces and allies in until it works.
    -Call it a victory, just as planned.

  • @jamesgorman5692
    @jamesgorman5692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    To quote Napoleon "God fights on the side with the best artillery".

    • @stephenwood6663
      @stephenwood6663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      To quote Voltaire: "God is not on the side of the big battalions, but of the best shots."

    • @WadcaWymiaru
      @WadcaWymiaru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      God is on the NUMBER side...

    • @jaceross7648
      @jaceross7648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Galt or a Michael bay film

    • @jintarokensei3308
      @jintarokensei3308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Attributed to a man who got rekt by a season.

    • @TheSeanoops
      @TheSeanoops 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ Who is you?

  • @captainpuffinpuffinson4769
    @captainpuffinpuffinson4769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Sigma 43 " this is just so easy, we can just walk towards the enemy"
    Sargent delta 22 adjusts his lasgun strap "good idea sigma lead the charge"
    Not five minutes later, sigma 43 and his comrades are blown apart by enemy fire
    Delta 22 "kids these days, they sacrifice so fast"
    Quartermaster gamma 3 *glares in sacrifice*

    • @alexandreogrande2100
      @alexandreogrande2100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Captain Puffin Puffinson those recruits.... they never learn, you just can’t trust the artilary officer

    • @captainpuffinpuffinson4769
      @captainpuffinpuffinson4769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@alexandreogrande2100 the queen of the battle field never makes mistakes

    • @alexandreogrande2100
      @alexandreogrande2100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aham,it just tends to not do the job it claimed to have done

    • @justinwainwright5069
      @justinwainwright5069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@captainpuffinpuffinson4769 Nope the Infantry did its job perfectly. It reveled the position of the enemies artillery emplacements. Thats what Grunts are for right?

    • @thegrandnope7143
      @thegrandnope7143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Delta 22 "and that kids is why you never ever trust the artillery officers when they say "We've destroyed the enemy completely" because they are lying to your face through gritted teeth."

  • @winfehler
    @winfehler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    The Adeptus Militarum Officer’s Siege Warefare Primer:
    Strategy A:
    Apply obscene amounts of high explosives to problem 🧨
    If unsuccessful, move on to strategy B.
    Stattegy B:
    Same as A, but with twice the explosive 🧨🧨
    Repeat until victory and/ or disappearance of objective/ city / planet.
    The Emperor protects !

    • @KaiserAfini
      @KaiserAfini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wait, you 'ummies need more strategy than that ? First use dakka with big boom, then use more dakka with bigger boom. Mork blesses War Planz like those. But paint da big shootas green, cause green is da best.

    • @Rembanspellsong
      @Rembanspellsong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@KaiserAfini NO! Shootas need to be RED! RED SHOOTAS BEST!

    • @ConfusedGuardsman
      @ConfusedGuardsman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like a legitimate strategy to me!

    • @killtheheretics2915
      @killtheheretics2915 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The bigger the problem, the bigger the gun

    • @winfehler
      @winfehler 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      kill The Heretics - „I knew we should have brought the Ordinatus fo this one....“

  • @clevermcgenericname891
    @clevermcgenericname891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Hector Rex: "I expect this gulley to be held by light forces..."
    The Traitor Primarchs: "This gulley would be a great place to have a poker game. Lets bring our legions! Oh, and some emperor class titans! And see if Ghazghkul wants to come!"

    • @thegrandnope7143
      @thegrandnope7143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *Happy Gasmask sounds*

    • @elysiankentarchy1531
      @elysiankentarchy1531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The sheer concentration of heresy that a traitor primarch poker game would cause would be -glorious- bad, very bad.

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "It's a trap!"

  • @themecoptera9258
    @themecoptera9258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “It will take 2 days”
    Day 7 of bloody fighting mostly over a ditch comes and goes.
    “Time to lose 150 space marines for no reason”

  • @rayvg7709
    @rayvg7709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    Astartes part four AND AN HOUR LONG VRAKS VIDEO?!
    PRAISE THE EMPRAH

    • @Ozchuck
      @Ozchuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeet

    • @emperor002002
      @emperor002002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I've found my people/legion. 😢 I've missed you all. 🤧

    • @bulacomunistu8727
      @bulacomunistu8727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Now if only Bruva would post another TTS....I really want to know what the Golden Banana did on Mars.

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bulacomunistu8727 he became a massive fruit tree and turned everyone gay obviously

    • @bulacomunistu8727
      @bulacomunistu8727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bloodlove93 Nah,he's too much of a stickler for rules,that one.Besides,he's on a mission to revive the Emperor,not even a forehead pussy would derail him from that.

  • @jgw9990
    @jgw9990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    That's a failure of such quality it rivals the first general of the army. Imagine throwing away 150 astartes for nothing. Jesus.

    • @legionofthedamned157
      @legionofthedamned157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That inquisitor should get shot

    • @somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821
      @somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      and to make things worse I don't think the chapter will be able to recover 1.5 companies worth of gene-seed given the nature of how these started died out... which for a chapter is a massive blow

    • @OldTownCrab
      @OldTownCrab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Space marine chapter plowing into the enemy rear: Exists
      Iron Warriors, Heavy Weaponry, Mutant Hoards, Berserkers, and a fucking chaos titan: Curb your living

    • @DeafLord18
      @DeafLord18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Some random guy from the beyond if they really are tied to the inquisition they will get the geneseed from the terra stores but even then it will be a lifetime before those recruits become veterans. Would have been better to have them lead a ground assault.

    • @seawolf4846
      @seawolf4846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not really, on paper its a pretty solid plan actually. But well, you know what they say "No plan survives first contact with the enemy."
      And well, things went to hell in a handbasket pretty damn fast. Given hindsight, it would have been better to have half the strike force hit behind the gatehouse and half in front of it. That way you aren't completely buggered, it would have also allowed friendly titans to take part in a long range duel with the enemy titans.

  • @ironstarofmordian7098
    @ironstarofmordian7098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    There is a misconception about the Death Korps's high casualties. Many believe that they loose so many men due to bad tactics and suicidal charges. That's is incorrect. High command has been and will always be the greatest killer if Krieg Guardsmen.

    • @kostakatsoulis2922
      @kostakatsoulis2922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Uhhh... that feels like you're just saying the same thing twice

    • @OljeiKhan
      @OljeiKhan ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@kostakatsoulis2922i think he means Krieg command suffers from Imperial High Command giving them retarded orders.

    • @chaosgrunt9554
      @chaosgrunt9554 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@kostakatsoulis2922 No, the first implies incomeptence at the level of the Krieg commanders in charge of their own formations. Ordering manoeuvres that are patently suicidal for no real gain despite it clearly not being sensible from their position. The second suggests being put into a no-win scenario where even a tactical genius could not accomplish their goals without having their troops slaughtered, because the people moving your regiment about on a tacmap in High Command are idiots. Idiots who do not really even understand the situation they are looking at, if they bothered to look at all. Rex, here, clearly did not care to look before he lept.

  • @danielwolfgang8234
    @danielwolfgang8234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "We don´t know foe or friend, we only know worthy Targets"
    "We clear the way, we pave horizons"
    Death Korp Artillery.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Rex: We got this people!
    *Daemons arrive once more*
    Rex: Well crap... fix bayonets people!

    • @KaiserAfini
      @KaiserAfini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Murphy's Law has been the Immaterium god of Vraks for a long time.

    • @bigpapapancake9777
      @bigpapapancake9777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Knowing the Death Korps, I'm not entirely sure they're bayonets even CAN disconnect

    • @SirMarshalHaig
      @SirMarshalHaig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The last time we went on an adventure demons happened.

    • @kampfer91
      @kampfer91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thing would have gone smoothly if not for those meddlling daemons !

    • @Rembanspellsong
      @Rembanspellsong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bigpapapancake9777of course they can disconnect, why would I change out my lazgun just because my bayonet got dull from so much stabbing?

  • @reachmcreach4315
    @reachmcreach4315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Arch: *calls the Iron Warriors the best defensive siege experts in the galaxy*
    Rogal Dorn: you talking mad shit for someone within fortification range

    • @RoboEdonista
      @RoboEdonista 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *cough* Iron cage *cough*

    • @kitchenjail3546
      @kitchenjail3546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I am fortifying this position.

    • @RoboEdonista
      @RoboEdonista 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@kitchenjail3546 I will SIEGE!! This position!!

    • @Hopeofmen
      @Hopeofmen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "I'm gonna fortify you so hard."

    • @embersaffron5522
      @embersaffron5522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Riding a bike and sassing the emperor last i saw

  • @xvuyiikyuii6437
    @xvuyiikyuii6437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Inquisitor sorry Guardsman we planned to end the war sooner will have to be here for longer...
    Silence.....
    Muffled gas mask laughing
    ...... untranslatable muffled speech of how lucky they were.

    • @TotalWarDesigner
      @TotalWarDesigner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Death Korps is just a bunch of lethal, battle hardened, war loving Kennys

    • @ironstarofmordian7098
      @ironstarofmordian7098 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is a Death Korps Guardsmen actually Kenny McCormick?

    • @lordinquisitorpeter8221
      @lordinquisitorpeter8221 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ironstarofmordian7098
      Only the emperor knows.

    • @kingnothing8570
      @kingnothing8570 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When i play TF2 i pretend i'm a Kriegsman.

  • @RaithSienar
    @RaithSienar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    ... Hector Rex seems almost as incompetent as Zulka.
    I miss Grigori.
    This is why Chaos keeps winning, or when the Imperium wins it's a pyrric victory, the people supposedly knowledgeable enough about Chaos to know the threat are poor commanders who ultimately "win" because they have the Grey Knights or some other space marine forces to pull the victory off for them, while the good commanders aren't knowledgeable about chaos so they get fucked over by wildcards like using chemical agents against Nurgle forces and random daemons showing up.

    • @ivanvoronov3871
      @ivanvoronov3871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Grigori was a beast. He should be given more commands

    • @Matthew7021
      @Matthew7021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's called bad writing

    • @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214
      @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Matthew it’s actually quite clever and helps show the screwed situation that the Imperiam is caught in.

    • @jaceross7648
      @jaceross7648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Matthew it’s brilliant writing on how bureaucratic infighting can ruin everything yes he gets screwed personally but it’s not his fault and as the how/why is somewhat explained and inline with normal imperial bs it’s not even an ass pull

    • @blingsing5383
      @blingsing5383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Matthew7021 in what way?

  • @aurum262
    @aurum262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Arch: *refers to Iron Warriors as the foremost defensive siege experts in the galaxy*
    Imperial Fists: *glare*

    • @hexi1722
      @hexi1722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Well the iron warrior's do still hold the seige title:
      > gates of the imperial palace: smashed to pieces
      >perty's iron cage didn't fall until big bro puppa blue smurf showed up to dig the fists out.
      I see that as a 2-nil to the iron warriors

    • @morgant.dulaman8733
      @morgant.dulaman8733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@hexi1722 In the former case, said Iron Warriors were supported by multiple astartes chapters, whilst in the latter, the Imperial fists were supported by only one near the end.
      Further, I see the Iron warriors as the evil space marine version of the Krieg guardsmen: a military body designed primarily to attack and break fortified enemy positions, rather than defending what they hold, whilst the Imperial Fist actually are *Defensive* siege experts.
      Credit where it's due in the cage though, the Iron Warriors fought brilliantly, and had it not been for Gulliman's intervention, they might have bled the Imperial Fists white. That being said, it makes me wish we had a second round where Rogal and Perturabo could go at it with all preparation, and with clear, tactical minds, rather than Rogal's desire for redemption via self-flagellation impeding his planning.
      I'm sure such a battle would make Vraks look like kids fighting over a sand castle.

    • @kostakatsoulis2922
      @kostakatsoulis2922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@morgant.dulaman8733 yeah, that fight would just never end. They'd just sit there glaring at eachother in their bunker complexes on their respective halves of a planet for all eternity
      Edit: actually wait no, Imperial Fists would use Kriegers as auxiliary troops to fill the trenches across a whole planet, Iron Warriors would have no such luxury, so Imp Fists come out on top in the end

    • @Nomadic_Gaming
      @Nomadic_Gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kostakatsoulis2922 and kriegers would gush at the idea of a literal whole planet being a trench and siege war with astartes and none other then fucking dorn himself leading it meaning logistics and supplys would be a thing theyd have in abundance vs the trust basics and some extras like the normal imperial ministratum sends them in with to most encounters

    • @SnlDrako
      @SnlDrako ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope, Iron Cage counts, because psychological warfare counts. Even if it's incidental.

  • @axelmilan4292
    @axelmilan4292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Who would win?
    -Thousands of trained and dedicated Imperial troops
    Or
    -Some holes in the ground

    • @WadcaWymiaru
      @WadcaWymiaru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THE HIGH GROUND!

    • @kostakatsoulis2922
      @kostakatsoulis2922 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like A LOT of REALLY SPIKY holes in ground

  • @sonofangron2969
    @sonofangron2969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "There are no problems in this world that cannot be solved with a sufficient quantity of high explosives."
    Are we sure Arch is really a son of Sanguinius, rather than Perturabo?

    • @asz3337
      @asz3337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      With how many videos arch insists on making on ONE siege..... I think there is no question, just a fact.

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What about the Iron Hands?

    • @sonofangron2969
      @sonofangron2969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      From what I've seen of him, it doesn't look like Arch is that into body modification. Given the amount of studs, piercings and earrings on him though, Dankula might be. 😋

    • @asz3337
      @asz3337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@sonofangron2969 I think we also should not forget that one can actually hear the shining in his eyes and the pure joy in his voice if he's able to describe anything containing slaanesh in combination with dragon dildos. May I remind you of him describing the demon world which simply failed to impress Tuska?😉

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What about being a Space Wolf?...Well, he is Norwegian.

  • @richcole2314
    @richcole2314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Inquisitor; Hey, you know we have Demons down here right
    Grey Knight's; Nah we good bro

  • @burgercook1741
    @burgercook1741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Really pissed at the Ordo Hereticus for draining the 88th.

    • @ChudicusMaximus
      @ChudicusMaximus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And the 14th?

    • @panzerschliffehohenzollern4863
      @panzerschliffehohenzollern4863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Politic. It can ruin a *LOT* of thing in 40k.

    • @johnwilliams9179
      @johnwilliams9179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fuck the ordo hereticus, bunch of fanatics

    • @markcoroneos7811
      @markcoroneos7811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just the inquisition in general. This would never have happened under kagori

    • @kostakatsoulis2922
      @kostakatsoulis2922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863 including the tabletop game!
      Oh wait no that was just greed

  • @Keln02
    @Keln02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    That moment you realise the Lord Inquisitor is but another man :')

    • @dommydench4693
      @dommydench4693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I would have blown my brains out if I sacrificed all those Astartes for NOTHING. Not to mention an entire regiment and 2 Deathrider companies.

    • @bryanbarcelo5440
      @bryanbarcelo5440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dommydench4693 that's just how 40k works, my guy

    • @dommydench4693
      @dommydench4693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@bryanbarcelo5440 Rex ain't no Rogal Dorn.. That's for sure.

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dommydench4693 To be fair... No duh, primarchs are exceptions not rules. Those crazy fuckers are so special they leak and spew magic and intelligence.

    • @yochaiwyss3843
      @yochaiwyss3843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not a very smart man I might add

  • @benjones3466
    @benjones3466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Before watching this I'm going to take a guess... The 88th break through the citadel only to find... another citadel. Vraxian Fortress World = Russian Doll

    • @thehandoftheking3314
      @thehandoftheking3314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *Giggles in Iron Warrior *

    • @kostakatsoulis2922
      @kostakatsoulis2922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean the 3rd defense line was already replaced by the curtain walls, which was itself replaced by the citadel...

  • @colmcorbec7031
    @colmcorbec7031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    1 hour of "major shit hits major fan" on good old Vraks! =)

    • @jsisley5623
      @jsisley5623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think that sums up most of the episodes in this series

    • @braith117
      @braith117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      At least it's more detailed than the bit about the Grey Knight.
      "Found daemons. Killed daemons. End of report."

  • @nerowulfee9210
    @nerowulfee9210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Iron Warrior: Hey, aren`t this those guys who say they good at sieges? Good, lets capture some to exchange siege stories, I have some good ones about Imperial Palace.

    • @loganb7059
      @loganb7059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      nero wulfee92 I actually do wonder what an Iron Warrior would say about a Krieg Guardsman. Perhaps some small modicum of respect?

    • @nerowulfee9210
      @nerowulfee9210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@loganb7059 Something like "I wish we had those guys in Great Crusade"

    • @andrewpye2166
      @andrewpye2166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@loganb7059 probably just that they are adequate fodder

    • @elysiankentarchy1531
      @elysiankentarchy1531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@loganb7059 "Finally. A people we can recruit capable Iron Warriors from."

    • @georgethompson913
      @georgethompson913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@elysiankentarchy1531 At last... the perfect cannon fodder!
      we thought it was but a myth, yet lo and behold my brothers our long search for grindy bois is at an end!

  • @KaiserAfini
    @KaiserAfini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Citizens of Krieg, a new debriefing on the tale of Vraks has arrived ! Please grab your hankerchiefs in case your gas masks steam up from hearing about the GLORIOUS sacrifice for the Emperor !

    • @tanklover385
      @tanklover385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Childhood equivalent of a Saturday morning cartoon show

  • @Qardo
    @Qardo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    "The Death Korp took the high ground, sir!"
    "How? Who leads them?"
    "Commissar Kenobi, sir..."
    "....Kenobi...."
    Commissar Kenobi: IT IS OVER! WE HAVE THE HIGHGROUND!

    • @shawnm1902
      @shawnm1902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Iron Warrior: you underestimate my fortifications and planning.

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@shawnm1902 Commissar Kenobi: Well, do you have Plot Fortification or Planning? I THINK NOT! SHELL THEM!

    • @shawnm1902
      @shawnm1902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Qardo *Sips tea in bunker*
      *laughs in iron warrior*
      Ah Endion, don't they play the finest tunes on Vraks?
      Quite so Mehr, quite.
      *sips tea*

    • @WadcaWymiaru
      @WadcaWymiaru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gid the tunnel, plant 1 GT bomb...
      Enjoy the Fireowork with Katy Perry...

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@shawnm1902 The thought of an Iron Warrior with a Tea Cup is cracking me up badly

  • @RuSosan
    @RuSosan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    *Hector Rex:* "This plan will work, and end the war."
    *Vraks:* "I thought I told you: *_Well actually..."_*
    *Hector Rex:* "... *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"*

  • @Hopeofmen
    @Hopeofmen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Lord Inquisitor: Oh, the gulley? It'll be lightly defended. Don't waste artillery rounds bombarding it too much.
    Iron Warriors: *laughs in fortification*

  • @akuinator6350
    @akuinator6350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    You know, the Sanctified are a Word Bearers spinoff. You know what that means?
    #BlameLorgar

    • @panzerschliffehohenzollern4863
      @panzerschliffehohenzollern4863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      #BlameLorgar

    • @nickhoward7419
      @nickhoward7419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      #BlameLorgar

    • @captainpuffinpuffinson4769
      @captainpuffinpuffinson4769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      #BlameLorgar
      That weak knee excuse of a son of the emperor

    • @TheKILLERDESTRUCTION
      @TheKILLERDESTRUCTION 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      #BlameLorgar

    • @hexi1722
      @hexi1722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As much as I love the #blamelorgar meme, would it not be more accurate to blame #KorPhaeron? He was the one who beat him almost daily with bigger and bigger objects, and filled his head full of shite to begin with

  • @tomaszzalewski4541
    @tomaszzalewski4541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Inquisition and it's incompetence. The Best Weapon Of Chaos

    • @shrarneomar8080
      @shrarneomar8080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tomasz zalewski feels like 41k is much more if that kind

  • @captain0080
    @captain0080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The way that lord inquisitor is described makes me think its a spiky haired shounen anime protagonist who has a horribly misplaced faith in the power of friendship.

  • @FrankSancisco
    @FrankSancisco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love these lore videos, they feel like ancient recitations, tales of legends both in the content, the wording and your voice. But on top of that I enjoyed the post-script too, it was like reading the annotations in the margin of a manuscript made by a monk, breaking character a little to complain about the incompetence of other scholars.

  • @82MPN
    @82MPN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Part of me is happy that this happend to the Loyal Marines.... The Traitor Marines are FAR FAR FAAAAAAAR more active in the war.
    The Loyal Marines are held back in reserve or refusing to engage and sitting idle.
    The Traitor Marines doing stuff all the time. Summoning, reinforcing, planing, scouting and "blessing the land" (thank you papa Nurgz).
    A true son of the emperor should be more active and doing stuff 24/7... not sitting idle and waiting for a "steal the glory" mission.

    • @efraintarin3920
      @efraintarin3920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CharlesNauck krieg guardsman are the good guys

  • @1Okoya1
    @1Okoya1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Kriegs Commander answering Red Hunter call: Yello Krieg lines how can we sacrifice for you today?
    Red Hunter commander: Hey we're on the other side of the gatehouse taking heavy fire, where the Hell are you guys
    Krieg commander's sudden realization : MEN THOSE ASTARTES ARE STEALING OUR SACRIFICE FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
    Krieg company in unison gives Krieg stare of death towards gate house
    Vraksian : Umm Lord ...you need to see this
    Iron Warrior turns to see a horde of angry Kriegers heedlessly charging gate* Ahh Shit

    • @brightblue6184
      @brightblue6184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you are in need of some sacrifice call us at 800-SACRIFICE today. Operators (that have not sacrificed themselves for the glorious God-Emperor) will be standing by.

    • @tankbuster626
      @tankbuster626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Iron Warrior Commander: Form a wall men!
      Iron Warrior Soldier: "But they'll just get through-"
      Commander: "The 'Iron Wall' dipshit; let's see those suicidal maniacs climb over a wall that can physically throw them off it!"

    • @DEATHSxNEMASIS
      @DEATHSxNEMASIS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would of thought the varksians would of just stopped and been like..."whats that rumble and why does the rumble sounds loud and angry?"

  • @aveioacosta371
    @aveioacosta371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "puts crusade on hold"
    CRUSADE IS ETERNAL BUT THIS VIDEO IS NOT

  • @ExosLife
    @ExosLife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I feel like the Vraks defenders were the best defenders in human history.

    • @individualismincarnate6467
      @individualismincarnate6467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, despite all the Chaos...bros held out for 10 years against the literal best warriors of the Imperium. Gotta give credit where due

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That actually went better than I expected.
    Then again there’s still time for legion Volcanus to man the walks and vaporise another other 1/4 of the inquisitorial army before the sun sets oh this scene.

  • @theless-than-goodhunter7019
    @theless-than-goodhunter7019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Are you gonna analyze astartes part four like the other three?
    Praise the emperor!

  • @chrillzilla1268
    @chrillzilla1268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Around minute 17, when Arch explains the "new" and "foolhardy" plan, i already can hear him say "unfortunately...". Now i will listen how long it takes to appear. Can't await it.
    Edit: about 5 minutes to 1st "unfortunately"
    Sure there will be coming even more... way more.

  • @sinfullsight5737
    @sinfullsight5737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a fellow inquisitor, I must say.
    Lord Hector Rex, you sir, should never, ever, EVER AGAIN, be put in charge of more then a dozen troops.
    You cost the imperium and the god emperor a company of his sons to a fate worse than death.
    May the holy god emperor of mankind have mercy or your near heretical soul, you blind fool.

  • @DEATHGOD75
    @DEATHGOD75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How was Rex not shot by the Chapter Master of the Hunters? He recklessly cost the life of 150 battle brothers...

  • @computair6920
    @computair6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "The authors got the companies number wrong" -> no it's actually an intended feature of the book, they are roleplaying as Administratum clercs

  • @nebojsaj3725
    @nebojsaj3725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Loved it! ALSO ASTRATES 4 IS OUT!!!!

  • @jordanscherr6699
    @jordanscherr6699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    It's clear to me that Vraks is where EVERYTHING wrong with the imperium met all at once. Even on a level of the inquisition, what's wrong with it and it's command structure insured nothing could go smoothly. For the former Soviet Union, Chernobile is where a social version of this became impossible to ignore. Vietnam was someting like this in how poorly it went. In both cases, they had decisive affects on both organizations down to their cores. But if I'm guessing correctly, this had virtually no impact on the imperium's organization whatsoever.

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well said

    • @stoyanb.1668
      @stoyanb.1668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In the grand scheme of things, Vraks is still just one more pebble in the Imperium.

    • @shawnm1902
      @shawnm1902 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stoyanb.1668 Vraks broke before the defenders did?

    • @markblakey3456
      @markblakey3456 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The plot armor is strong with this one. ;)

    • @elysiankentarchy1531
      @elysiankentarchy1531 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stoyanb.1668 Yeah Vraks is just one more war and a relatively minor one at that. So really it wouldn't shake up anything.

  • @leviij8050
    @leviij8050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This is why you don't trust an inquisitor to lead an army to war.

    • @seraphx26
      @seraphx26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hector Rex still wins in the end tho and uh he kinda banished one of the most bad ass Greater Daemons in 40k so there's that.

    • @amedicabg
      @amedicabg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      seraphx26 he still a little bitch tho

    • @seraphx26
      @seraphx26 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amedicabg Nah that's all you bruh.

    • @Max-hb9yu
      @Max-hb9yu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@seraphx26 That dose not change the fact that he was a miserable military commander. Just because he won dose not mean he was a a good commander, If it says anything it speaks to the skill of the death corp that they are able to win despite of there commander. Almost all of his tactics are just taken from 1916 and his men would pay for it. As general gregori (I think) show'd there were tactics that worked better and the fact that hector just ignored the superior tactics and continued to use the exact same tactics after they proved to be wasteful. He only one in large part thanks to the strength and stubbornness of the death corp. Nether dose punching a demon in the face, that's cool and impressive, dose not make you fit to be a commander. People don't get promoted for there skills in hand to hand combat. Inquisitors can serve a purpose in the imperial war machine but not as commanders in the imperial guard.
      (edit) He also threw away 150 space marines, for nothing, a chapter only has 1000. The red hunters will not recover form this loss.
      I know this is an old comment but I think these are things to keep in mind.

    • @seraphx26
      @seraphx26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Max-hb9yu You are looking at things from an external perspective, by Imperial standards if you win you did a good job, which goes to show that the Imperium at large succeeds in spite of the overwhelming levels of incompetence.

  • @charlesballiet7074
    @charlesballiet7074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I could just imagine the sponsors for this war
    todays live bombardment brought to you by bank of Vraks "your credit your soul"
    and White Phosphorus "turn your shellhole into a hellhole"

  • @jimmyyada420
    @jimmyyada420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Is this guy even on our side? I think he working for Khorne on the lo lo

  • @darrylspitzer8242
    @darrylspitzer8242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Finally.... Glory to the Emperor, Beloved by All... Arch provides a 1:09:46 video... It's like manna from heaven...

  • @DocWolph
    @DocWolph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This gully is like a speed bump... made of tactical nukes. Huzzah....

  • @LetholdusKaspyr
    @LetholdusKaspyr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    36:06 "they were still occupying positions that had been constructed and planned out by the foremost defensive seige experts in the galaxy."
    Really, Arch? There are some Space Marines in yellow who would like a word with you...

  • @oz4087
    @oz4087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Lord Inquisito Hector "Just.As.Planned" Rex.

  • @cryptosporidium1375
    @cryptosporidium1375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Some Imperial Director: *”We were this close!”*

  • @jakebailey1636
    @jakebailey1636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Picture that planetary annihilation game expect every unit is 10, it's 40k and it's Vraks

    • @jimsaintruth4248
      @jimsaintruth4248 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What game?

    • @f.powell8724
      @f.powell8724 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Explosive!!

    • @fus132
      @fus132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jimsaintruth4248 "Planetary Annihilation", a spiritual successor to "Total Annihilation".

  • @ComradeCommissarYuri
    @ComradeCommissarYuri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Arch I believe you forgot to mention the Kitchen sink

  • @warmatter14
    @warmatter14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I also find it funny how each commander goes into this Siege and actually has in good ideas and plans then then proceeds to just do dumber and dumber things and get his men killed for absolutely no good reason

  • @MetalGlitch
    @MetalGlitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm not clear as to why Rex's plan was so terrible; so I'm pretty sure I'm missing something. In theory, the two-pronged attack on the gatehouse seems like a sound (but risky) plan.
    If the defenders focus on the Astartes, then the Death Korps could move to the gate and demolish it. If the defenders focus on the Death Korps they would get torn apart by the Red Hunters. So long as the defenders could not overwhelm both prongs at once, the gatehouse would fall and the Imperial forces could flood into the citadel, essentially winning the war.
    Am I misunderstanding something about the plan, or was the plan a failure because of poor planning (bad intelligence gathering about the gatehouse & ravine, underestimating the strength of the defenders, etc.)?

  • @Desmolas
    @Desmolas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    54:20 and onwards is the best narration you have done yet Arch. You do the gravitas and emotion of the moment justice in your speech.

  • @MyGuy18
    @MyGuy18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A hour long Vraks Video. Shad university does a analysis on the chainsword. Astartes 4 is out and better den ever. This week has been truly blessed by the Emperor.

  • @MrCopenhagen113
    @MrCopenhagen113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    But Arch... you took the Blame Lorgar shirts away before I could buy one...

  • @dispiedark8682
    @dispiedark8682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As the request of the Inquisitor lord hector reaches the troops there is a joy in the troops, many whisper the death core credo and thank the emperor and the Inquisitor, for this honor. uniforms are straiten, boots polished, guns cleaned, shovels sharped, gas masks loaded with fresh filters and eye lenses cleaned, if your gone meat him at least make sure you look your best. There a humming and some singing coming form the 30th line core as they prepare for this attack.
    Inquisitor Jora, ask his bodygaurd what is wrong with them. There normally a depressing, unmissable bunch these krieg men with there gas masks. why are they happy? They just got orders to die. That is why there the death core madam, this is what they live for to die in the name of the emperor. She scoffs mockingly, there will be a lot of that the coming days. And keeps on staring in the distance at the flanking efforts.
    Later during the battle, when the order was given to reinforce the red hunters at the cost of there lives. Inquisitor Jora saw the change in the death core of krieg again. She had never seen a totally shelled imperial army, faced with space marines. Rise as one and stream at the enemy. It was like the shelling just did not happen or they just did not care about it. It reminded her of mindless cultist. But there was nothing mindless about the death core. It was methodical, hard and disciplined. It was like they were poses by the emperor will or as fearless as space marines.
    When Inquisitor Jora returned to orbit and started receiving hundreds of messages for Inquisitor lord Hector. She known that those words would break a commanders. For he had trow the 30th into those guns for no gain and with bad Intel on the defense. Intel Inquisitor Jora had altered. These were the letters of the 30th line core troops: thanking Lord hector for this honor and the trust in the 30th to see this trough. The fate they had in him, for he was surely the hand of the emperor. There love for him as commander and for these well deserved orders for there core. These letters with the news of the losses after 7 days will haunt lord hector the rest of his life.
    As Inquisitor Jora steps into her personal quarters: she smiles, its a nasty thing, jagged and full of malice. The cracks in lord hectors humors are forming, with the unbalance with the high lords and his calm breaking, his efforts will fail lord. She says into the dark of the corner. There a couple of small green snake heads visible, just above the shirt of her uniform, when see pulls off her jacked off and sips on the wine that the servant has left her.
    Almost out of hearing out of the depths of the corner she hears a child's voice singing alpha to omega, alpha to omega, alpha to omega.

  • @TherealSBlair
    @TherealSBlair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Even their HORSES are crazy"!

  • @TheRouge00
    @TheRouge00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    there were millions of gaurdsmen to waste at the beginning. but only thousands when it truly mattered. that's how the number scaling makes sense considering all factors involved.

  • @vincelycaner4259
    @vincelycaner4259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    There is no demons problems that cant be solve by a good wave of bayonets charge. If it cant be solved , sent in a second wave of bayonets !

    • @WadcaWymiaru
      @WadcaWymiaru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The faith is EVERYTHING in Warhammer40k...

    • @Scythe592
      @Scythe592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And if the second wave doesn't work you're not using enough bayonets!

  • @Zakvadr1995
    @Zakvadr1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Red Hunters: “Watch this guardsmen! After this attack, the rest will be easy!”
    (sad Gas-mask noises)
    A “Still Rhane” later
    Red Hunters: “WHERE THE FHUCK IS OUR SUPPORT!”
    500,000 guardsmen: *DoW Space Marine scream*

  • @Astorath_the_Grim
    @Astorath_the_Grim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This story hurts my soul.

  • @Wimpiethe3
    @Wimpiethe3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So, what happened to the grey knights? They called in reinforcements and then nothing?
    I could totally have missed something but I believe they were dealing with a little nasty surprise. And it should feature in one of these video's, surely.

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Oh dear. Not even heard the plan yet but the base number of “it is expected that” is enough for me to expect a rout (this being the death corps rout = dead)
    45:00 Oh dear, oh dear.

  • @jeru_jj1161
    @jeru_jj1161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I said it couple of times and I'll say it again. Waiting for "But hey, details..." hoodie.

  • @Hellsong89
    @Hellsong89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Artillery is good. It lets you kill people without them killing you back" ...i recall counter artillery fire was a thing O.o

    • @panzerschliffehohenzollern4863
      @panzerschliffehohenzollern4863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If that doesn't work.
      *USE MORE ARTILLERY*

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863 aww yes, how i could forget such fundamental law!

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "What does not kill us makes us stronger... Except for artillery, artillery will just fucking kill us."

  • @TheMauviet
    @TheMauviet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This would make a pretty nice sim video game from a lord commender's perspective.
    Managing the different aspects of your troops in general, elaborating plans, taking your intel from field reports not knowing if they're good or bad intels, establish your reputation amongst your troop and maybe the enemy troops too and doing all this while political intrigue start to make it's way into your command room.

  • @Gorvar100
    @Gorvar100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Commissar. Alright men, we'll attack this lightly guarded gully and begin dismantling the Citadel's defences by piece-meal.
    Cadian; Three to one it's choker full of demons.
    Commissar: Why do you think that, guardsman?
    Squat; Because they showed up the previous two times we went anywhere near that bloody thing!
    Commissar; Well guess what? You are going to do that AGAIN! For the Emperor.
    Krieg guardsmen; (claps happily while making excited gas masks noises)

    • @Psychoangel-d23
      @Psychoangel-d23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      would be a fun comedy quartet...
      an overconfident commissar, a realistic cadian, an ill tempered squat and an overzealous krieg guardsman who for some reason always survives the deadliest of situations (much to his displeasure)

    • @Gorvar100
      @Gorvar100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Psychoangel-d23 I could see it as a webcomic. Hell I could see the Squat having a little "Logbook of grudges" for every bullshit Imperial tactic he's seeing.

    • @wytfish4855
      @wytfish4855 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      in my headcannon the kriegsman would be "halfway opening the door to exit the briefing room with full battle gear whilst humming a tune"

  • @ninochaosdrache3189
    @ninochaosdrache3189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It irks me a lot that Chaos, despite of all the ass kicking they are dealing, will still lose. They seem to have every advantage possinle and yet they are, somehow, supposed to be beaten by the same surfaces they have already massacred so often now.

  • @calumdeighton
    @calumdeighton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the shirts Arch. And the quote is brillant. : )

  • @paulmeredith800
    @paulmeredith800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that a victory for Chaos. how much more of The Siege of Vraks have we got to come I am likening this very much thankyou arch paul

  • @charlesballiet7074
    @charlesballiet7074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Vraks the most pointless conflict in 40k, where every bit of common sense gets thrown out and buried under a blanket of corpses like so many eastern european military strategies

  • @wilcovandersluis9652
    @wilcovandersluis9652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the way how the commanders handle this is getting tiring, i love Arch for covering it. But it starts losing it appeal for how stupid it is to repeat the same mistakes, just different commander /ugh

    • @KameSennin4209
      @KameSennin4209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kagori was a pretty good commander, he just got butt-fucked by khorned berserkers and the death guard.

  • @Solid_Snake427
    @Solid_Snake427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Praise the emperor! A 1 hour video!!

  • @PhilDrury
    @PhilDrury 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I get the feeling that somewhere in this conflict there's a Blackadder on Lord Hector Rex's staff saying something along the lines of "This is the worst plan since Mad Man McNoPlan shouted 'free innoculation for all!' in a room full of plague bearers drinking loony juice!"

  • @Rickenbracker
    @Rickenbracker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chaos yet again producing competence and numbers that would be beyond them to prolong the struggle further and make them a bigger threat.

  • @keinenbockmehr1749
    @keinenbockmehr1749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow… just wow. You must go to 40k to get this Kind of fight… I really sat there in silence and felt sorry for all the fictional lifes.

  • @samjmarsay
    @samjmarsay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is so sad! Iron Warrior's in the gully?! I wish Roubute was here, or Gaunt. Someone competent.

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Lord Dorn there is a gully over there it is fortif-"
      "Bombard the top so rocks fall off and cover it, then bridge any gaps"
      "But-"
      "No buts, soldier, I want bridge aDORNable finished by midnight"

  • @benrichardson5662
    @benrichardson5662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You KNOW things are going to be bad when the 261st was so quickly and thoroughly depleted happened... And that isn't considered one's "luck running out".

  • @aitchisondaniel
    @aitchisondaniel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We've been attacking here for days. Surely we must have achieved surprise by now?

  • @reuvenpolonskiy2544
    @reuvenpolonskiy2544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Arch Trust me: you are going to like this one.
    Regarding what you have told about the Russians defending a position with a lot of guns.
    Maybe this is about what my Grndapa did with his unit.
    He served in the Red army artilery most of the war - and in a certein time when they needed to stop the German ofensive, his unit which has lost almost all of its guns(probably ditched them during a hasty retreat). So they were sent to defend a certein sector against the Germans, which had an old Great war Artilery storage, it had 400 howitzers and huge stockpiles of Ammunition. But they were only 400 man, with no infantry to cover them, no tanks, no nothing - and ofcourse 400 man cannot man 400 guns, as you needed like 3-5 man per gun at the least. So this is waht they did - they have putten all the guns in one long line, and it was a close line - they put the guns very close to each other with no gaps between them - all the 400, this was a mad risk since a single shell to this battery could devastate it if it was to hit thier ammunition, because of their proximity. They also lowered at least some of the guns barrels to shoot in a strait line - these guns were to stop the enemy that got close enough.
    The idea was that the soldiers will serve the guns in a conveyor line style, all the solders were to run throw the gun line, the first group was loading the guns, the second was firing, etc'.
    In this way they could not provide a very accurte fire, but this enabled them to operate all of the guns in a rapid fire. And thus they have managed to create an ocean of fire for the whole length of the German attack on their position. The results were amazing, no German was able to break throw the the blocking fire they have created, they have managed to hold the ground against all German attacks for several days. Eventualy his unit was ordered to retreat because the Germnas broke the throw the units which were defending on their flanks, unfortuntaly they had no transport tools to tow the guns or the ammunition.

  • @senecanero3874
    @senecanero3874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always use your lore Videos as good night stories, one usually would Last me a week and a half, but I always watch the Rest of the previous one on the day the next comes out

  • @shmee123ful
    @shmee123ful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    To quote a certain filthy xenos "this is not war this is pest control "

  • @lukevankleef4245
    @lukevankleef4245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how the titles of your Vraks videos sound like the titles of anime episodes. XD

  • @alexerny5552
    @alexerny5552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Inquisitor: They shall not defend the Citidal!
    Rebels/Chaos: (Defends the Citidal)
    Inquisitor: (Pikachu surprised face)

  • @ronintheronin8035
    @ronintheronin8035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    sweet lord, I have never seen the imperium get such a beating.

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Laughs in Blood Pact*

  • @nweasels
    @nweasels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Once again, as we already know but the Imperium seems to need to learn time... and time again... It doesn't rain on Vraks... but it pours.

  • @jukka-pekkaparjanen7590
    @jukka-pekkaparjanen7590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Autosubtitles: "breeding some citations friends and welcome back again to the siege of rocks" :p

    • @zandrmandr8300
      @zandrmandr8300 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I blame Logar for this......

  • @squirrely_wrath
    @squirrely_wrath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i cant say it enough but thank you so much for all the time and effort you invest arch!

  • @mrwallygator501
    @mrwallygator501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Praise the emperor, over an hour of krieg guardsmen and their mischief.

  • @HalfTangible
    @HalfTangible 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Failbaddon the Harmless, the most disappointing son in the history of children. Somewhere in the galaxy there is a dead woman still shaking her head and sighing heavily at having produced such a colossal amount of utter fail" needs to be on a t-shirt.

  • @hansstrudel9614
    @hansstrudel9614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s interesting to see the Death Korps being stuck in a position where their tactics must be completely overhauled. Their comfortable area of having vast reserves of manpower and methodical planning is simply not possible. The worst part is is their extremely reactionary nature towards warfare which leaves them stuck in their impractical tactics.

  • @nonya1366
    @nonya1366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Y'know this seems like an awful lot of heresy down there. It'd be a shame if these 9 or so inquisitors could fabricate a singular cyclonic torpedo because at this point the planet's a level of ultra-fucked reserved for sisters of battle fighting alongside Grey knights.

  • @petter.hedlund8299
    @petter.hedlund8299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love reading the comments under the cracks videos, it’s like 70% happy gas mask noises

  • @raamaa202
    @raamaa202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did someone say Iron Warriors Defenses? By the Emperor! You need some Imperial Fists to fix that!!

    • @doctoad2655
      @doctoad2655 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      To entrench in the trenches?

    • @raamaa202
      @raamaa202 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@doctoad2655 To show them what real trenches look like!!! FOR DORN!!!

  • @NetMoverSitan
    @NetMoverSitan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The last video that was over an hour was the Death Korps of Krieg lore video. | 3:00 - Possibly Loyalist Word Bearers. | There's an exchange between two Prinmrch's, which applies to this..."No plan survives first contact with the enemy" Lion El'Jonson, "Then you're not making the right plans." Rogal Dorn. | 33:08 - Victory or death? The Spartans had a similar mentality. | 33:45 - The Traitor Legion that rivalled the Imperial Fists in the art of siege warfare. | 46:00 - Those Inquisitors must have some serious bionics on them to go via Drop Pod...Deathwing? That's the first company of Dark Angels, that chapter left Vraks long ago. | Big nasty psychotics and even bigger Traitor Titans.

  • @joefloggg3257
    @joefloggg3257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, I saw that Gulley on the map, and said, "That is a trap. Don't go there."