T J is one of the best comedians of the last 15 years. Im not sure why the TH-cam gods have not blessed him with the fruitful algorithms necessary to get more eyes on this.
You believe that Jewish women won't let their husbands speak. Really? But by speaking as self-appointed authorities on millions of Jewish women- you and TJ Miller and not allowing them to speak! Hey Einstein.
Reductively, Schrodinger's cat posits the cat in the box could be alive or dead whereas as Schrodinger's Jew posits a similar claim; this can get dark quickly...
TJ - do you remember someone from high school named Quentin Wheeler-Bell? I went to college with him and we were gonna check out a show of yours in Madison, WI several years back. Hope you're well and you make it back this way.
I'm Jewish just a laying down cover lol But yeah my name is Toviah Levitan, you don't get more Jewish than that😂 Anyways...What is the difference between a Jew and a frozen pizza... ... ..... ....The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven How do you get a Jew to exercise? .... ..... ...you roll a penny down a hill (PS- my great grandparents survived the Holocaust just an fyi😉....it's good to laugh at these things. Honestly I find them funny occasionally they can be bad if it's a particularly hot current topic but otherwise it's okay usually. My great granddad loves the Penny joke)
The original form of the first joke was about an apple pie. A friend and his sister was on a train in Austria with a bunch of companions as they toured Europe in the late '80s. His sister was the gregarious type with no filter. They got to telling jokes and she blurted out the one about the 'Jew and the apple pie'. She told it in English and the group, shocked, braced themselves for trouble. Instead the English-speaking Austrians roared with laughter, followed by the non-English speakers after the English speakers told them why they were laughing. Austria...
@Wylder Watkins like what? You tryna sound like some justice warrior, are you Jewish? Why are you pressed I didn’t find these Jewish jokes funny, but I would find other ones funny? Please explain youself
The jokes are funny. The delivery is not. If you practice your delivery of these jokes, they would be hilarious. You need to feel it and not just say it.
I myself happen to be a half Jew you can say, and have actually came up with some half Jew jokes of all things, so check it out..The half Jew gets half the fucken millions too..Do you know else about the half Jew?..That the half Jew always has half his hands open for pimpin'.
The 'are you comfortable' joke is so simple yet really good
The guy that said "cuz it cheap" understood PERFECTLY what was going on 🤣🤣🤣
You don't make jew money
Why has TJ been slept on all these years. The man is straight up legend material
He called in a fake bomb threat and got MeToo'd so it kind of "blacklisted" him
T J is one of the best comedians of the last 15 years. Im not sure why the TH-cam gods have not blessed him with the fruitful algorithms necessary to get more eyes on this.
There are two Jews in an Arab country. Who's driving?
Border Patrol! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You can celebrate Hanukkah and Xmas at the same time just like that Rugrats episode.
Kwanzaa too
@@metfan099 Oh yeah! Don't forget about Festivas!
@Wylder Watkins oh woops hang on
@Wylder Watkins Sorry about that no Mandela Effect here lol
I find it incredible that you can absolutely KILL at any show ❤️
YAY TJ is back!
LOL same reaction
Go back and tell them you want a speaking part. I cracked up and I'm Jewish, so true
You believe that Jewish women won't let their husbands speak. Really? But by speaking as self-appointed authorities on millions of Jewish women- you and TJ Miller and not allowing them to speak! Hey Einstein.
Same bro
Absolutely hilarious
You're a Schrodinger's Jew
Reductively, Schrodinger's cat posits the cat in the box could be alive or dead whereas as Schrodinger's Jew posits a similar claim; this can get dark quickly...
😂 that last one about the kid in the play
I showed this to my jewish coworker and he was DYING with laughter 😂
Kanye tells funny Jew jokes
Is this guy the voice for the twins in how to train ur dragon?
Tuffnut
classic !!...i like the balls on this guy ...lol ..TJ you are a riot dude
Offensive? Not really. But jokes that were already ancient in 1962? Yes.
no mayb bout it the boyz a genius
TJ - do you remember someone from high school named Quentin Wheeler-Bell? I went to college with him and we were gonna check out a show of yours in Madison, WI several years back. Hope you're well and you make it back this way.
I love a good Jewsish joke .... especially if a Jew is telling it. Solid laughs.
If only everyone could laugh at themselves....
What do you call an unemployed Muslim?
Bin Laidoff.
Missed TJ
More please
George W. Bush doesn't know Moses
I'm Jewish just a laying down cover lol
But yeah my name is Toviah Levitan, you don't get more Jewish than that😂
Anyways...What is the difference between a Jew and a frozen pizza...
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....The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
How do you get a Jew to exercise?
....
.....
...you roll a penny down a hill
(PS- my great grandparents survived the Holocaust just an fyi😉....it's good to laugh at these things. Honestly I find them funny occasionally they can be bad if it's a particularly hot current topic but otherwise it's okay usually. My great granddad loves the Penny joke)
The original form of the first joke was about an apple pie. A friend and his sister was on a train in Austria with a bunch of companions as they toured Europe in the late '80s. His sister was the gregarious type with no filter. They got to telling jokes and she blurted out the one about the 'Jew and the apple pie'. She told it in English and the group, shocked, braced themselves for trouble. Instead the English-speaking Austrians roared with laughter, followed by the non-English speakers after the English speakers told them why they were laughing.
Austria...
Tj miller!
To me, a "joke" is offense only if it is meant to riducle a person; even a ridiculious person.
Awesome
goat
As a Jew it’s very funny and not offensive
Ancient jokes and lousy delivery.
No way who does not know that
😂
I don't think you get what we're doing here.
Is there a clip of this guy being funny?
I don't get it?
his last joke was stolen. it's older than he is.
2 minutes and 3 seconds of not funny.
unfunny cake (pronounce cake with an australian accent)
These were trash, just my opinion
@Wylder Watkins I’m totally okay with funny antisemetic jokes, these were just not funny haha
@Wylder Watkins like what? You tryna sound like some justice warrior, are you Jewish? Why are you pressed I didn’t find these Jewish jokes funny, but I would find other ones funny? Please explain youself
@Wylder Watkins what u thought, nothin to say
@@wylderwatkins667lmao what tf is wrong with u? he didn't even do anything 😭😭
The jokes are funny. The delivery is not. If you practice your delivery of these jokes, they would be hilarious. You need to feel it and not just say it.
I myself happen to be a half Jew you can say, and have actually came up with some half Jew jokes of all things, so check it out..The half Jew gets half the fucken millions too..Do you know else about the half Jew?..That the half Jew always has half his hands open for pimpin'.
Is his dad’s name Mark
Maybe the lamest jokes .nothing offensive . I came here bc I wanted to hear about soap an concentration camps