I once went shopping, stopped to look at all the pickles, finally decided what I wanted, turned around and put them in 'my' cart, and then went on my way. 45 minutes later, I'm checking out, and what was on the bottom of the cart, wasn't anything that I had picked out. I had stolen someone else's half full shopping cart, or maybe they had taken mine. I felt embarrassed when I had to tell the cashier what must have happened, and that I didn't want the two dozen or so things that were left in the cart. She said that it happens sometimes, but this was the first time it happened to her twice in one day.
Interestingly enough, the first Costco was in an airplane hanger in San Diego. Also, the big beautiful house in the movie "The Notebook," was actually built out of a kit from the Sears catalog in the early 1900's.
Sears & Roebuck was Amazon long before Amazon existed. It is amazing how refusal to make a few minor changes can make you go from MVP to bankrupt. Imagine if they hadn't refused to go online in the early days what the world would look like today. There was nothing better than getting a Sears catalog as a kid and going through it for hours at a time marking all the toys you wanted knowing you'd only ever get a few of them.
Ross Bennett, from Hornell, NY! Little city. I lived in Almond, NY. A "suburb" of Hornell. Imagine how small that was. Wayland, NY, which is nearby, is in between the size of Hornell and Almond, and the big deal about Wayland is...it's the location of Bennett Chevrolet. Yes. Ross Bennett has a Chevrolet dealership. He's a cool guy. And, he's funny. And, you learn to be funny, being from/around/in the area of...Hornell, NY. Cause ya just gotta, cause you can only cry so much.
I must have replayed 20 times the whole "Combat Reflexes don't transfer will in raising a boy"....how hilarious!!!! "What you think you doing BONE HEAD...I got my eyes on you...drop and give me 10...I said get out of that high chair" hahahahahahaha I swear I laughed so hard, I lived around military for the last 40 years I KNOW THAT GUY!
Oh my gosh I watch the solar heating joke before and I couldn't breathe after watching it I was laughing so hard that being said The Undertaker needs to be called and have a fleet of hearses show up because this audience is DEAD!!!!
Love this guy...at 75 I forget a lot of stuff, old age says my wife, watching Ross over and over...makes it enjoyabe
I once went shopping, stopped to look at all the pickles, finally decided what I wanted, turned around and put them in 'my' cart, and then went on my way. 45 minutes later, I'm checking out, and what was on the bottom of the cart, wasn't anything that I had picked out. I had stolen someone else's half full shopping cart, or maybe they had taken mine. I felt embarrassed when I had to tell the cashier what must have happened, and that I didn't want the two dozen or so things that were left in the cart. She said that it happens sometimes, but this was the first time it happened to her twice in one day.
I think he had the same father as I did. LOL This guy is great and without filth!
I really love this guy and his kind of humor!
Great routine! I'm a new Ross Bennett fan. Dry Bar Comedy brought me here.
Me too. 😆 He is hilarious.
@@MissMolly3377 His stuff is great, but it appears that he either doesn't come up with much new material, or doesn't put it up on youtube.
Same here. Lol
a tip: you can watch movies at InstaFlixxer. Been using them for watching loads of movies during the lockdown.
@Kobe Tate yea, have been using instaflixxer for since december myself :D
Wonderful, warm, witty comedy. Great job!
This guy's top grade!
Already watched 3 of his videos with the same materiel and I enjoyed all of them
"First wife died, second wife wouldn't." Lol!
Interestingly enough, the first Costco was in an airplane hanger in San Diego.
Also, the big beautiful house in the movie "The Notebook," was actually built out of a kit from the Sears catalog in the early 1900's.
Sears & Roebuck was Amazon long before Amazon existed. It is amazing how refusal to make a few minor changes can make you go from MVP to bankrupt. Imagine if they hadn't refused to go online in the early days what the world would look like today. There was nothing better than getting a Sears catalog as a kid and going through it for hours at a time marking all the toys you wanted knowing you'd only ever get a few of them.
This guy is brilliant
I love intelligent comedy. He is genius.
Man that dog joke! I laughed so hard I cried.
This guy is funny!
I am also a fan, a superb act.
We have a shopping centre here in Australia and boy its huge....you need a motorbike to get to one end to another
Get out of the highchair lmao. That was a good one.
I love comedians
Very good, I would see him live
I love his style. He reminds of the classic standup, along the lines of Shelly Berman.
Ross Bennett, from Hornell, NY! Little city. I lived in Almond, NY. A "suburb" of Hornell. Imagine how small that was. Wayland, NY, which is nearby, is in between the size of Hornell and Almond, and the big deal about Wayland is...it's the location of Bennett Chevrolet. Yes. Ross Bennett has a Chevrolet dealership. He's a cool guy. And, he's funny. And, you learn to be funny, being from/around/in the area of...Hornell, NY. Cause ya just gotta, cause you can only cry so much.
He is so funny!!
I must have replayed 20 times the whole "Combat Reflexes don't transfer will in raising a boy"....how hilarious!!!! "What you think you doing BONE HEAD...I got my eyes on you...drop and give me 10...I said get out of that high chair" hahahahahahaha I swear I laughed so hard, I lived around military for the last 40 years I KNOW THAT GUY!
Excellent,
Great comic!
Dry ass crowd ... He's funny
Did he go to Woodstock?
Is Hornel named after the company that’s makes spam?!
@Debra Thomas That's funny. 🙂😂
Hornell, New York.
Hormel makes Spam.
Don't think they're named after the company, or vice versa.
You could have used google for that info.
His microphone quit part way through. I could barely hear it.
Oh my gosh I watch the solar heating joke before and I couldn't breathe after watching it I was laughing so hard that being said The Undertaker needs to be called and have a fleet of hearses show up because this audience is DEAD!!!!
Lol
Audio died about 12 minutes in