I think this is the first time I've laughed since Trump was inaugurated. Perfect!! Give him a fake internet with all his fake facts on it! And by all means tell him that his internet is the real internet.
I also want to profess my love to her in a non creepy way. Oh shit too late lol. She is quite easy on the eyes though, and I love her style. (Call me, Sarah).
@@claypool7897The fact that you don’t/can’t see the humor in this speaks volumes about you. Hope you enjoyed the Koolaid, because that’s the last thing he’ll be giving you. By the way, do you happen to be a multi-billionaire? If not, watch out because he’ll be coming for you ‘next’, and you’d know that he’s already started down that path if you exercised a modicum of critical thinking. First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out-because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out-because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak for me. -Martin Niemöller
Did you fall asleep the last four years? Did you read the all about the white house coercion and propaganda? Did you hear both Zuckerberg and Elon explain why they flipped and supported Trump?
And he wants the "S" country in the BRICS group changed from South Africa to Spain, because that is what he said as he really, really, doesn't even know what the BRICS group is! Oh my god we are so screwed! Help us Sarah, we need you to get through the madness!
Well, considering the price of eggs has rocketed, not to mention the disastrous effects his tariffs Will have in inflation, the GOP could well get ‘cheesed’¹ in the midterms 🤞🏼. They have slim majorities in both houses, so it won't take a huge amount to reverse that and severely restrict his effectiveness. Of course, that's assuming he hasn't shredded the constitution, rewritten the ten commandments: replace ‘God’ with ‘Trump’ and ‘shalt not’ with ‘shalt’ (e.g. “Thou shalt commit adultery”, “Though shalt covet thy neighbour's [stuff]”)² ¹ Like ‘creamed’ but harder³. ² The actual wording is “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife or his slaves, or his animals, or anything of thy neighbour”⁴ ³ Credit where credit's due: that was a Terry Pratchett joke, right down to the footnote. ⁴ The various numberings and interpretations just show that the whole thing was a fudge to get them to fit into ten. I'll give a synopsis followed by its number in the eight interpretations. Those are 1) the 3ʳᵈ century BC Septuagint, followed by eastern orthodox; 2) the 1ˢᵗ century Philo; 3) Calvin's ‘Institutes’ of 1536 followed by reformed Christians; 4) the Jewish Talmud of c. 200 AD; the Samaritan Pentateuch of c. 120 BC; the 4ᵗʰ century Augustine; Roman Catholicism, which largely follows Augustine and was reiterated in ‘Catechisms of the Catholic Church’ of 1992; and ‘ Luther's Large Catechism’ of 1529 is followed by Lutherans 😯 (in the commandments number of those eight interpretations a ‘-’ means it's not included and I use ‘x’ for ‘10’ to align the numbers). They are preceded by “Thou shalt [2] not [3-4, 7-12] covet [12]…”: 1) “I am the lord thy God.“ {-/-/0/1/-/-/1/-} 2) “…have no other gods…” {1/1/1/2/1/1/1/1} 3) “…make…any graven image.” {2/2/2/2/1/1/1/1} 4) “…take the name…God in vain⁵.” {3/3/3/3/2/2/2/2} 5) “Remember⁶ the Sabbath…” {4/4/4/4/3/3/3/3} 6) “Honour thy father & thy mother.” {5/5/5/5/4/4/4/4} 7) “…murder.” {6/8/6/6/5/5/5/5} 8) “…commit adultery.” {7/6/7/7/6/6/6/6} 9) “…steal.” {8/7/8/8/7/7/7/7} 10) “…bear false witness…⁷” {9/9/9/9/8/8/8/8} 11) “…covet⁸ thy neighbour's house.” {x/x/x/ x/9/x/ x/9} 12) “…thy neighbour's wife.” {x/x/x/ x/9/9/9/x} 13) “or his slaves…anything…⁹” {x/x/x/ x/9/x/x/ x} 14) “You shall set up these stones,…” {-/-/-/-/x/-/-/-} “…which I command you today, on Aargaareezem. (Tsedaka)”. Note that only the Augustine, Roman Catholic & Luther's interpretations separate the coveting ones (11-13). Luther's considered the house (11) distinct from the wife & stuff (12-3). The former two separate the wife (12) from the house and stuff(11, 13), the only ones that don't imply (by lumping them together) that a wife is a possession 😳. Also note that the Philo interpretation, one of the oldest, explains the ordering at some length and considers the most important of the commandments “dealing with persons” to be the adultery (8), followed by the stealing (9) and only then murder (7)! It's insane! Forget that it considers slavery normal, even approves of it, how can anyone seriously claim that adultery is worse than stealing or murder? It just proves that it was written by men whose biggest concern after virtue-signalling their piety was paternity 😲. It's at the root of patriarchy and sexism: women are always certain of their maternity, men can never be entirely certain of their paternity. ⁵ Put simply: curse (cuss) or swear ⁶ Alternatively “Observe” ⁷ Put simply: lie ⁸ Alternatively “desire” ⁹ Put simply: stuff
Sarah hasn’t lost her cheeky wit! I laughed after a long time (since the election). Sarah - think of the many thousand faces you will put a smile on. Thank you for doing this.
Sarahhhhhhh!!! We’re going to need you!!!! According to riot comedy danold just wiped his ass with the constitution. Wait, did he already fire a member of his staff? 😂😂 Thank you, Sarah.
Ms Cooper, You have an uncanny ability to seize upon the more surreal ironies of this fresh hell like NOBODY else out there. Delicious intelligence and perspicacious wicked humor are your brilliant trademarks. Thank you for returning with this fresh heaven.
F A N T A S T I C - - I am tired and thought this was going to be taxing - negative - depressing after all the crazy bad news about social program freezes nightmare appointments of scary stupid people into highest positions of gov't etc. But I made it through this whole thing and it MADE ME HAPPY ! THANK YOU.
She created a fake internet so it won't hurt poor Donnie feelings 😂😂😂😂😂. I am in agreement with this one. Maybe she can come up with something to tell him he isn't president anymore and to call someone else to report in for president 😂😂😂.
@@TheVicarI'm sure he'd love to try, but it's quite difficult to actually effect. You can shut off access to certain platforms, but there'd be an uproar if he tried to shut down TH-cam. You could instruct TH-cam to block access to certain users, but I'm sure Google would kick up a fuss and the other technocrats would back them (but I'm also sure that there's gonna be a big bust-up with Musk: he'll overlay his hand; his total lack of empathy/Asperger's means he doesn't get how fragile Trump's ego is and that he won't tolerate any appearance to the contrary that he's in charge. Musk is almost as big as idiot as Trump and as much a narcissist. There's bound to be friction & trouble. Trump cane easily have Musk deported: his visa expired quite some time ago.
This is a genius response to stupidity!
The idea of putting him in a parallel internet is great, second only to putting him in a pine box… ya know when he’s ready 😜
💯 couldn't have said it better!
🍻
nice poes
exactly 😂
I think this is the first time I've laughed since Trump was inaugurated. Perfect!! Give him a fake internet with all his fake facts on it! And by all means tell him that his internet is the real internet.
th-cam.com/video/E33QCDB8WwU/w-d-xo.htmlsi=dG3ccR_pANc8FeQ5
I hear you. This fashion commentary of the inauguration gave me a laugh earlier.
Hear you. It does feel extra-good to laugh these days.
He's already got one. It's called X.
And I bet he already made some of these requests to Musky 😂
That will save the country. He won't know the difference.
Let his fake internet show his crowd in the Capital was bigger than Obamas crowd at his inauguration. And that he won 100% of the popular vote.
She is back, we missed you in the last 4 years !!!!
Keep them coming please, for the next four years would be nice. Great work Sarah.
She’ll have fresh material every single day until 2029.
Oh yes!!!! We need this girl.
Yes, and make sure you have security.
She'll have no end to great material, I'm thinking!!😊
I want Trump off our internet and on SarahNet immediately. Let him have his little bubble world and leave the rest of us out of it!
Yep just tell him it's the real one and they all love him there. It's so beautiful.
"He wants the fake internet to be the real internet,"...is now our reality. (I'm not crying! I'm _laugh_ crying.) 😬😬😬
TikTok might just grant him his wish😢
Too real.
Absurd, you couldn't make it up. But wait, turns out you didn't...
Excellent as always
You're killing me, girl! I laughed at this, but in actuality, it's a little too spot on for what we're in for.
Already happened
@@JeanWal-m6y I know you are but what am I?! 🙄
I cried
I would upvote this every day for the next 4 years if it made a difference. Ms. Cooper - You are the sharp tooth that we all need!
I also want to profess my love to her in a non creepy way. Oh shit too late lol. She is quite easy on the eyes though, and I love her style. (Call me, Sarah).
So would I.
I would have upvote it if it was funny
Toggle it every day is all you can do.
@@claypool7897The fact that you don’t/can’t see the humor in this speaks volumes about you. Hope you enjoyed the Koolaid, because that’s the last thing he’ll be giving you.
By the way, do you happen to be a multi-billionaire? If not, watch out because he’ll be coming for you ‘next’, and you’d know that he’s already started down that path if you exercised a modicum of critical thinking.
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out-because I was not a socialist.
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out-because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak for me.
-Martin Niemöller
The only way I can stomach this presidency is to watch your work! Keep it up! So excellent
I plan on only viewing this - I still can't say it but you know what I mean - through comedy. It is the only way I might retain some sanity.
Why stop there? Let's start considering more... active... resistance to the incoming actions of the anti Christ.
Sarah Cooper once again demonstrating that comedy is essential.
Dont complain just enjoy makung more $
Face reality.
When were upset... maybe look in the mirror & admit our values are against God's Word.
My dear, you now have a full time job for the next four years. I can't wait for the belly aches from laughter. Kudos.
Sarah. You are brilliant 🎉
It’s 1984. George Orwell’s prediction was right. 😮
...and Idiocracy's prediction was too.
Yeah, but the American version of that is both, buffoonish and gruel fascism...
Just delayed 20 years, (leaves on the line at Chepstow.)
Did you fall asleep the last four years? Did you read the all about the white house coercion and propaganda? Did you hear both Zuckerberg and Elon explain why they flipped and supported Trump?
This feels prescient if not apocalyptic.
Yes. We can only avoid this by understanding what is happening.
"I've created an internet that's just for him" is the most I've laughed in 3 days. Thank you!
Like those fake villages they build for dementia patients.
Getting hard to separate parody from reality 😭
That shouldn’t make you hard
I Don't know if we shoud laugh or cry. But you nail it! Bravo 👏 👏
Sarah cooper is gonna save us from anxiety for the next 4 years 😂😂😂
Love you, Sarah! We Need You now more than ever! 😊
Ridiculous what our politics has degraded into...
Both
@@Blueoceandog, not both. just one. obviously yours.
Trump debases everything he touches. It goes without saying that he is a disgrace to the Oval Office.
Vote for a clown, the circus comes to town.
The flaw was in its beginning , it has become a tradition .. it is an unchanging , unyielding weapon of population control
Sarah, you are a brilliant beauty ❤❤❤ Thank you for the much needed laughs.
Thank you for the laugh.❤ You are going to have a busy 4 yrs with so much material to work with 😂
Thank you for the comic relief.
You are so needed.
Sarah Cooper is back!
you go, girl! brava, 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Outstanding!
You produce the finest satire.
Keep up the great work.
Back at it like she never left! Thank you so much girl keep rocking
This is the only way to view some people. Thank you for doing the world a great service.🙏
Day 2,.. Sarah has helped us get through it. Thank you, Sarah.
Keep up the great work Sarah, we need you 👏👏👏👏
And he wants the "S" country in the BRICS group changed from South Africa to Spain, because that is what he said as he really, really, doesn't even know what the BRICS group is! Oh my god we are so screwed! Help us Sarah, we need you to get through the madness!
I am sure Elon told Trump that to deflect from himself 😂😂😂 As a South African, this is hilarious to me😂😂😂😂😂
Knock, knock Oh can you change the Gulf of America to Golf of Mar-a-Lago please? Only 1458 days to go! Love from Really South America 🙃
The countdown begins
😂😂there was a Gulf of Mexico before America was a nation 😂😂😂
😂😂😂, keep going! You are needed!
You are fantastic! I’ve been so bummed since his inauguration yesterday. 😝 Yay! Only 4 more years minus 2 days left in his term!
Only 4 years?
Well, considering the price of eggs has rocketed, not to mention the disastrous effects his tariffs Will have in inflation, the GOP could well get ‘cheesed’¹ in the midterms 🤞🏼. They have slim majorities in both houses, so it won't take a huge amount to reverse that and severely restrict his effectiveness. Of course, that's assuming he hasn't shredded the constitution, rewritten the ten commandments: replace ‘God’ with ‘Trump’ and ‘shalt not’ with ‘shalt’ (e.g. “Thou shalt commit adultery”, “Though shalt covet thy neighbour's [stuff]”)²
¹ Like ‘creamed’ but harder³.
² The actual wording is “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife or his slaves, or his animals, or anything of thy neighbour”⁴
³ Credit where credit's due: that was a Terry Pratchett joke, right down to the footnote.
⁴ The various numberings and interpretations just show that the whole thing was a fudge to get them to fit into ten. I'll give a synopsis followed by its number in the eight interpretations. Those are 1) the 3ʳᵈ century BC Septuagint, followed by eastern orthodox; 2) the 1ˢᵗ century Philo; 3) Calvin's ‘Institutes’ of 1536 followed by reformed Christians; 4) the Jewish Talmud of c. 200 AD; the Samaritan Pentateuch of c. 120 BC; the 4ᵗʰ century Augustine; Roman Catholicism, which largely follows Augustine and was reiterated in ‘Catechisms of the Catholic Church’ of 1992; and ‘ Luther's Large Catechism’ of 1529 is followed by Lutherans 😯 (in the commandments number of those eight interpretations a ‘-’ means it's not included and I use ‘x’ for ‘10’ to align the numbers). They are preceded by “Thou shalt [2] not [3-4, 7-12] covet [12]…”:
1) “I am the lord thy God.“ {-/-/0/1/-/-/1/-}
2) “…have no other gods…” {1/1/1/2/1/1/1/1}
3) “…make…any graven image.” {2/2/2/2/1/1/1/1}
4) “…take the name…God in vain⁵.” {3/3/3/3/2/2/2/2}
5) “Remember⁶ the Sabbath…” {4/4/4/4/3/3/3/3}
6) “Honour thy father & thy mother.” {5/5/5/5/4/4/4/4}
7) “…murder.” {6/8/6/6/5/5/5/5}
8) “…commit adultery.” {7/6/7/7/6/6/6/6}
9) “…steal.” {8/7/8/8/7/7/7/7}
10) “…bear false witness…⁷” {9/9/9/9/8/8/8/8}
11) “…covet⁸ thy neighbour's house.” {x/x/x/ x/9/x/ x/9}
12) “…thy neighbour's wife.” {x/x/x/ x/9/9/9/x}
13) “or his slaves…anything…⁹” {x/x/x/ x/9/x/x/ x}
14) “You shall set up these stones,…” {-/-/-/-/x/-/-/-}
“…which I command you today, on Aargaareezem. (Tsedaka)”. Note that only the Augustine, Roman Catholic & Luther's interpretations separate the coveting ones (11-13). Luther's considered the house (11) distinct from the wife & stuff (12-3). The former two separate the wife (12) from the house and stuff(11, 13), the only ones that don't imply (by lumping them together) that a wife is a possession 😳. Also note that the Philo interpretation, one of the oldest, explains the ordering at some length and considers the most important of the commandments “dealing with persons” to be the adultery (8), followed by the stealing (9) and only then murder (7)! It's insane! Forget that it considers slavery normal, even approves of it, how can anyone seriously claim that adultery is worse than stealing or murder? It just proves that it was written by men whose biggest concern after virtue-signalling their piety was paternity 😲. It's at the root of patriarchy and sexism: women are always certain of their maternity, men can never be entirely certain of their paternity.
⁵ Put simply: curse (cuss) or swear
⁶ Alternatively “Observe”
⁷ Put simply: lie
⁸ Alternatively “desire”
⁹ Put simply: stuff
This really sounds like things Trump, Musk and Zuck would all request, except I think Trump really would believe that we can control the weather.
You pointed out trump’s absolute idiocy perfectly.
Thank God you are with us Sarah! Really and truly you are a gift to the world! Hello and greetings from Ireland 🙋🏻♀️👋🏻😁
Thank you, Sarah, I needed a good laugh today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was great Sarah!
THIS STUFF will help me get through the next four years!
Thank you Sarah!!! We need you!
This is so good and way too close to reality. Thank you.
I want this on a loop FOR THE WHOLE COUNTRY 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Working on it…
This seems like the perfect job for Sarah Cooper Industries to take on.
What could go wrong
Hysterical. You do this better than anybody else. And I hate to - like - chain you to Trump, but damn - this is something we need. Go get 'em.
😂LOL re Hurricane Hillary Clinton! As Bill Maher said, He can't have my mind this time. Thanks for making us laugh, Sarah! 🥰🥰🥰🌻
Zuckerberg cool?! That's taking things TOO far!
I thought that was the point of the Vulcan hairstyle
Hurricane named Hillary Clinton is hilarious!!
It's scary how accurate this is. This is our life now. Good job, America. You just played yourself.
You are sooooooooooooooooooooo good at what you do. Please keep on letting us see that lighter side of the mess we might be in. 😁
I think that's exactly how it works over there. 😂😂😂
That skit will probably turn into a documentary of TFG's years.
Sarah hasn’t lost her cheeky wit! I laughed after a long time (since the election). Sarah - think of the many thousand faces you will put a smile on. Thank you for doing this.
Please make more videos like this. I need them to survive the next 4 years.
Sarah now has SO MUCH MATERIAL TO WORK WITH!!!! Take it while you can Sarah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ❤ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜❤ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜
Superb. The terrifying thing is, I can image this is actually what is happening in The White House. Please don't stop
As always you are so on point Sarah really really well done🙂❤
You should have over a million followers by now. You're absolutely brilliant!
Well done! 🎉
I’m glad to see you are still a part of TH-cam!! 👏🏽
Brilliant, helping us get through the next 4 years! Thank you!❤
❤ thank you Sarah
Sarahhhhhhh!!! We’re going to need you!!!! According to riot comedy danold just wiped his ass with the constitution. Wait, did he already fire a member of his staff? 😂😂 Thank you, Sarah.
Brilliant! Thank you!
OMG, thank you, Sarah!!! ❤😂
Ms Cooper,
You have an uncanny ability to seize upon the more surreal ironies of this fresh hell like NOBODY else out there. Delicious intelligence and perspicacious wicked humor are your brilliant trademarks.
Thank you for returning with this fresh heaven.
F A N T A S T I C - - I am tired and thought this was going to be taxing - negative - depressing after all the crazy bad news about social program freezes nightmare appointments of scary stupid people into highest positions of gov't etc. But I made it through this whole thing and it MADE ME HAPPY ! THANK YOU.
A light in a dark time👍
That she is. 2 thumbs up for that one.
A very dark time indeed!
This is all I can handle. Can’t be a part of the news cycle anymore
Thank you so much Sarah 😭😂 you make Trump bearable for me...just. 😂😂😂😂
Hi from Eastern Europe.
So happy to see you, Sarah! You and Randy Rainbow will get us through!
This is good satire. We’re not required to go along with the stupidly and grotesque amorality. It’s important to remain appalled.
Well said!!
This was satire?
She created a fake internet so it won't hurt poor Donnie feelings 😂😂😂😂😂.
I am in agreement with this one.
Maybe she can come up with something to tell him he isn't president anymore and to call someone else to report in for president 😂😂😂.
Lol I didn't know I needed this, but I did thank you!!
Simply the best, Sarah. Abundant thanks for getting us through even the thought of the next four years. ❤
As absurd as these Trump make believe requests are...I wouldn't be surprised at all if any one of them became a reality...
thank you Sarah,,,Laughter is good drugs.
Yay we need this ❤
You have to laugh, or you’d cry. Brilliant Sarah, as always.
Yes... Sarah will help us get through this madness.
1:04 the look on your face says it all M ❤️🌲
It hurts, Sarah… it just hurts!
Switch your TIPS button on !!!
Wow.. to think that there may be some truth to this..
Always the best!
You've hit the essence of it right there. Bravo.
Accurate no doubt. Thank you so much. Without you I might cry 😢
Hilarious!!! Thank you-needed some good snark ^i^
this is YUGELY great again!
Genius comedy!! 🤣
The most unrealistic request by far is making the internet say Zuckerberg is cool.
Simply genius...🤣🤣
Exactly!
THIS IS HILARIOUS! I knew you'd get me through this again!
Sarah you're the best! What's scary is you've got it nailed ahead of time. Keep up the good work.
Not happy about Trump 2.0 The Revenge, but having Sarah Cooper back helps. Thank you!
Sarah YOU are the BEST 👏 👏 👏
Oh my God! This woman makes my day!
Nailed it again!
You are gonna help me get through the next four years❤❤❤
The satire critical of Trump will be cancelled very soon
@@TheVicarI'm sure he'd love to try, but it's quite difficult to actually effect. You can shut off access to certain platforms, but there'd be an uproar if he tried to shut down TH-cam. You could instruct TH-cam to block access to certain users, but I'm sure Google would kick up a fuss and the other technocrats would back them (but I'm also sure that there's gonna be a big bust-up with Musk: he'll overlay his hand; his total lack of empathy/Asperger's means he doesn't get how fragile Trump's ego is and that he won't tolerate any appearance to the contrary that he's in charge. Musk is almost as big as idiot as Trump and as much a narcissist. There's bound to be friction & trouble. Trump cane easily have Musk deported: his visa expired quite some time ago.