Jerma Presents: Who Will Replace Me? (The Two-Hour Television Cut)

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  • @slurplie
    @slurplie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2125

    cat dog jerma was objectively jerma. You can SEE the blatant cracks in his sanity

    • @ganondorf66
      @ganondorf66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Jerma did wresle himself

    • @deco1747
      @deco1747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He also planned that rage at the end when he got disqualified to make this feel more real than AGT or BGT

    • @bubblegum03
      @bubblegum03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He got ROBBED

    • @mspolymerclaygal
      @mspolymerclaygal 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      28:20 timestamp for cat dog bc its my favorite part of the stream and i love coming back to rewatch it

  • @PDocDanny
    @PDocDanny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    I like how a lot of the contestants to replace Jerma after he’s gone are older than him

    • @csbrooks
      @csbrooks ปีที่แล้ว +38

      it takes an older energy to BE jerma

    • @MeGustaR00sta
      @MeGustaR00sta ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What are you talking about, Jerma is at least 67 years old

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jerma is basically at the age that people used to die of old age at

    • @TheEldritchHyena
      @TheEldritchHyena ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BierBart12 He's 38.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheEldritchHyena So he's survived past the expectancy of a medieval peasant

  • @shanecarey9554
    @shanecarey9554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1299

    My favorite running bit is Jerma asking how the contestant is doing, them replying with "Good, you?" and his responding again with "I'm great, how are you?"

  • @Soaps7
    @Soaps7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1799

    This edit is going WAYYYYY too far under the radar, this is a masterpiece.

    • @timothyscheneman1689
      @timothyscheneman1689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ahh yes, 55k views in 11 days is under the radar

    • @zachd4693
      @zachd4693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@timothyscheneman1689 Yeah, 55k views is nothing on TH-cam

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zachd4693 in 11 days for a fan edit of Jerma. its huge now tho

    • @zachd4693
      @zachd4693 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RoachCatJr True enough 🙂

  • @thisbranddoesnotexist592
    @thisbranddoesnotexist592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1158

    They shoulda gotten Willem Dafoe.

    • @jade3886
      @jade3886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      wdym?? he’s at 39:45

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That would’ve been crazy

  • @Wumbumbus
    @Wumbumbus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    All of these people are individual aspects of Jerma’s personality

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      They simply ceased existing as soon as they moved out of the camera. Figments conjured by Jerma's psychic presence.

    • @hissipower6733
      @hissipower6733 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is such an underrated comment

  • @HexBread
    @HexBread 2 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    If Dr. Schmoixan answered "what is a fugue state" with
    "its one of those ones in the midwest"
    I'd have lost it

    • @CEDEREL
      @CEDEREL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      underrated jokes

  • @Gman224
    @Gman224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    i love that Ludwig at the start said he wants to make sure no one dies today at the beginning yet he's the one who immediately pulled out a gun at the end

    • @digester2446
      @digester2446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thanks for the spoiler ig

    • @Subpar1224
      @Subpar1224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@digester2446 why are you in the comments if you haven't watched the video and are worried about spoilers my guy

    • @jaybm1560
      @jaybm1560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just catch it live 4head

    • @smugbugunderarug7038
      @smugbugunderarug7038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@digester2446 why would you go to the comments first. that’s never a good idea if you don’t want spoilers.

  • @struckbydog8629
    @struckbydog8629 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    The catdog skit kills me every time. Seeing Jerma struggle to not break after the first 'meow' is great.

  • @TheFuzzyOcelot
    @TheFuzzyOcelot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    so many of these people are legends
    i would love a standalone release of "my mom doesn't love me" it goes hard

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Isn’t it just a Blink-182 song but with different lyrics?

    • @SmarkusAurelius
      @SmarkusAurelius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sanguillotine Yeah it's Josie

    • @dramkilgallen5237
      @dramkilgallen5237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SmarkusAurelius that songs called “Damnit.”

  • @PhantomJavelin
    @PhantomJavelin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    1:47:51 Jerma once again redefines performance art with a preposterously pristine yoinky-sploinky.

  • @dankon5578
    @dankon5578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    *Jerma vs Number 13* is considered to be the greatest standoff in history. Two creatures fighting against themselves, or at least, their reflection personified... In the end, what once was thought to be an unstoppable battle, ended due to the intervention of the higher powers, sealing the fate of one of the fighters, granting him death. Jerma was declared the victor, although some people think he may have actually been an *impostor*

  • @Kopekemaster
    @Kopekemaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    I rarely catch Jerma's streams live, so I don't know about this kind of thing when it happens, so thanks for the summary. This kind of livestream content is incredible, I feel like these sorts of meta streams will influence what Jerma does after he quits streaming. Whether that is some sort of art installation, or some experimental TV show, I don't know, but this sort of content is completely unique.

    • @brain5853
      @brain5853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's just a talent show parody with jerma inside jokes, get out of jerma's ass. Just because it's on twitch doesn't make it genius. It is funny though.

    • @andreassen6197
      @andreassen6197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@brain5853 dude don't a downer just let people overanalyze shit if they want

    • @chlo1017
      @chlo1017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@brain5853 any askers?

    • @quentin932
      @quentin932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@brain5853 no but it's still unique. Who shit in ur frosted flakes

    • @brain5853
      @brain5853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@quentin932 jerma did

  • @MinusTwoPoints
    @MinusTwoPoints 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Number 8 got some real talent! Such a good actor, dancer and musician!

    • @teenagesteveminecraft
      @teenagesteveminecraft ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thats why he'll NEVER be Jerma

    • @alanjefferson1127
      @alanjefferson1127 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Watching now and blown away by #8, hope he makes it on broadway

  • @markymark9516
    @markymark9516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Ludwig pulled that description of Fur Elise straight out of a file bin in his brain from 5th grade gen music that was incrediblely accurate

  • @wynnie1170
    @wynnie1170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    I hate that number 8 didn’t end up winning i will fucking stay mad about that shit. Also, good job on the edit! This video deserves more views honestly!

    • @deanedongdoorbell
      @deanedongdoorbell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he deserved to lose

    • @birdoven5754
      @birdoven5754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      He deserves better

    • @underpressurecolon3
      @underpressurecolon3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm up to 8s performance and I don't care what else comes he should have won

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      #6 too. So many LEGENDS in this deserved to win and become a part of some kind of morbid Jerma hivemind

  • @hinterlandzaus
    @hinterlandzaus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Jerma is that guy in theatre class who is super talented but instead of taking jobs doing commercials he takes his friends alternate high art pieces that never make it off the ground but get a small cult following

  • @vtheminer3570
    @vtheminer3570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The only real jerma was number 4, the rest were far too sane.

    • @ImpressionismFTW
      @ImpressionismFTW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      4 represented the unhinged and disassociated aspects of Jerma, whereas 13 represented the antisocial andy genius side

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    The best part of this stream was finding out he actually befriended the lie detector operator.
    The man actually became Dr. Shmoixen, a complete part of Jermaverse

  • @tilde1785
    @tilde1785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I like that this is about Jerma finding a replacement because he's getting older, but over half of these contestants are way older than Jerma

  • @elwiwi4638
    @elwiwi4638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    the piano guy went crazy at the "im the giant rat" part

  • @Guruc13
    @Guruc13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Fucking stellar cut! Well done

  • @benjesterw
    @benjesterw ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Number 4 was actually great doing Cat and Dog, the Boston accent for the Jermacraft monologue and when Jerma said "you're 4th in line" he looked down at the number 4 on his shirt.

  • @eldwitchx
    @eldwitchx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Some of these guys are really good Jerma impersonators LMAO

  • @nikobutterbar928
    @nikobutterbar928 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I didn’t know what to expect from Doc, but his first question being “what is your base metabolic rate?” let me know he was going to be PLATINUM

  • @who-n7e
    @who-n7e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Ludwig looked so lost when they judged number 5 lmao

    • @who-n7e
      @who-n7e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@QuietGrave Yessir, Dammit by Blink 182

  • @ethanhahahaha
    @ethanhahahaha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    im gonna cry watching jerma and ster together again

  • @chickengogo1683
    @chickengogo1683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    the pacing of this is insane. feels exactly like a tv program. a very great job

  • @Boofinator681
    @Boofinator681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Number 4 Cat Dog is unequivocally jerma holy shit

  • @satan3085
    @satan3085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    40:00 OKAY BUT LUDWIG IS POSITIVELY FUCKING PURPLE

  • @IronicHavoc
    @IronicHavoc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    If this stream ever goes up on 2ndJerma it should definitely be edited like this

  • @Luke-dk3nb
    @Luke-dk3nb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    jerma looks like a closeted movie director

  • @nightshadetq2453
    @nightshadetq2453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    this edit is absolute gold, you deserve way more views

  • @monkeeee
    @monkeeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    38:51 We’re the rats

  • @auto144p6
    @auto144p6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    ster saying "i don't know what my status is" has been funny all 6 times i've seen it now

  • @auto144p6
    @auto144p6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    the commercials im fucking dying

  • @quantumtwinspark283
    @quantumtwinspark283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I will haunt you for the rest of my life!"
    Number 13, 20 seconds away from the end of his life.

  • @Argos_RB
    @Argos_RB ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I’ve known him for twelve years, I’ve known him my whole life” gold

  • @olc7222
    @olc7222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    very sad that the stream fucked up randomly at many points, but great edit man, good job

    • @pleb1sm
      @pleb1sm ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I THOUGHT THAT WAS INTENTIONAL OH MY GOD 😭

  • @pizzaluvah198
    @pizzaluvah198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “I’m gonna haunt you for the rest of my life”
    -Jerma, 1985-2022

  • @youranforit
    @youranforit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this is fucking awesome!!!! the editing is so good, the little touches of music are perfect, and the quick commercials made me laugh my ass off. this stream was awesome live, but this edit really feels like it would be the version airing on tv!!

  • @deadasfboi
    @deadasfboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    good editing my man, i just saved this to my playlist of good edited videos

  • @alicesauter8231
    @alicesauter8231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This cut is phenomenal. Well done. Keep up the good work.

  • @jade3886
    @jade3886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Justice for number 8

  • @Stereo6400
    @Stereo6400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “I’m gonna haunt you for the rest of my life!”
    *lives for exactly 3 more seconds

  • @csbrooks
    @csbrooks ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Number 8 is the theater kid version of Jerma, but a little too much, not awkward enough

  • @Everettalla
    @Everettalla หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how quickly Jerma’s mean director persona faded and turned into him just being supportive lmao

  • @Keaks_
    @Keaks_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Awesome cut. Unless I watch live I find it hard to engage with the whole uncut stream, so this is exactly what I'm looking for.

  • @mister_i9245
    @mister_i9245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    #8 was CHEATED!

    • @Wabbaaajack
      @Wabbaaajack ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #8 got the lyrics wrong, he didn’t deserve to win

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I’m so glad Jerma and Dr. Smoixan crossed paths because he’s a perfect addition to the Jermaverse, he’s just so uniquely strange and lovable it’s like he was BORN to be a Jerma character

  • @kawaiicookie1674
    @kawaiicookie1674 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is some fine wine editing right here. Also probably my favourite stream of all time.

  • @jrgalli00
    @jrgalli00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why hasn't this blown up yet? This is AMAZING, wanted to watch this live but I was busy so this is perfect for me. Thank you for making this

  • @smallcreature7999
    @smallcreature7999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i feel like all the younger jermas were prepared far worse than the older ones

    • @aestrobloome
      @aestrobloome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i wonder if they are like, improv artists?

  • @zankaa8031
    @zankaa8031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love you for putting the Trevor project link on this video 💖

  • @unknownbandit6509
    @unknownbandit6509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    jerma is way too nice to be hosting these competitions like this

  • @Vonias
    @Vonias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Brilliant idea.

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a great edit, thank you for trimming the fat a bit for us all :)

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho ปีที่แล้ว

      Not to say this is purely trimming the fat, the added commercial breaks really sell the whole thing :)

  • @siim1129
    @siim1129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    You shouldve done "previously" segments after commecercials.

  • @Sparklenuts
    @Sparklenuts ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:56 I love this

  • @GreMLinSLoveCoOkies
    @GreMLinSLoveCoOkies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Number 9 looks like Ninja in about 20 years

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Number 15 sounds like he’s doing a French Stewart impression

  • @kubludo
    @kubludo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Farm Jerma and number 9 were the most entertaining by far

  • @turkeyman631
    @turkeyman631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The mic they used in the gaming room was so awful but I didnt even care because of how good the content was.
    Btw, I dont know what you do for work, but you are a great editor. Im sure you could get hired by one of these E-Clowns.

  • @mrtoast244
    @mrtoast244 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I thought this was the official video, this is something I would expect to see on the Main channel

  • @huntermorgan6177
    @huntermorgan6177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    First time watching this and I assumed he'd go through like 60 people. Good Lord could you imagine how long that would take

  • @Alserex
    @Alserex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This edit is criminally underrated

  • @Mothmaninist
    @Mothmaninist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Number 5 represents a Jerma who is ready to defend pop punk

  • @DQBlizzard_
    @DQBlizzard_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This was the best season by far

  • @nikocaracalas9766
    @nikocaracalas9766 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    52:56 don't look at me like that man

  • @bittersweet5161
    @bittersweet5161 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    SPOILER FOR THE ENDING:
    I love Ster at the end saying "I could tell who it was the whole time" before killing him, because he set it out from the beginning that he was here to find a *Better* Jerma, and assuming he liked #13 better, that's exactly what he did.

  • @scout1233
    @scout1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That intro alone. *chef's kiss*

  • @jbBehemoth
    @jbBehemoth ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is some "on cinema at the cinema" levels of comedy

  • @bonessav2711
    @bonessav2711 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    38:19 - THE RATS

  • @EncryptEdits
    @EncryptEdits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Just love the fact that to enjoy content by Jerma you gotta know the lore it’s fucking hilarious it’s like the marvel cinematic universe

  • @drew8794
    @drew8794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    cat dog and the impressions guy were easily the best

  • @romalea
    @romalea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    19:43 Why does it look like someone is controlling his hand like a puppet

    • @unnaturallynatural8885
      @unnaturallynatural8885 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it looks like one of those toy baby hands on a stick💀💀💀💀

  • @BrondoPB
    @BrondoPB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    number three coming in with a tail

  • @uncreativename5
    @uncreativename5 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love how #5’s “original song” was literally just dammit by blink 182

  • @reginaldh2079
    @reginaldh2079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That Peter O"Toole impression was fantastic

  • @HmmBird311
    @HmmBird311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The only way to continue the jerma channel is to have jerma either clone a baby if himself or him and ster to have a science clone baby

  • @MrMoustaffa
    @MrMoustaffa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Holy shit this is amazing

  • @MackZmac
    @MackZmac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I want a look at me. And I want it good. And I want it now.

  • @halolime117
    @halolime117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yo this editing is really good dude

  • @valen9941
    @valen9941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Justice for 15

  • @hatsukotaro
    @hatsukotaro 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    24:09 was not expecting Avett Brothers but very happy nonetheless

  • @kirbycooper9496
    @kirbycooper9496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Man I was really cheering for furma

  • @nosir7882
    @nosir7882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That commercial break caught me off guard😂

  • @tsvtsvtsv
    @tsvtsvtsv 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    took until #6 before i realized every one of them is wearing the exact same shirt

  • @LiamMonteyrie01
    @LiamMonteyrie01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What!? 18:55 Was Doc. Smoixan part of the assassination plot? I just caught this.

  • @odile2odette
    @odile2odette ปีที่แล้ว

    i forgot how fucked the audio was… and i caught the stream live lol. great edit though! takes me right back to being forced to watch jerman talent shows, commercial breaks and all

    • @SeedyZ
      @SeedyZ  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks! Yeah the original audio was rough lol. I tried my best to get everything equal by normalizing all the audio clips, but it still gets blasted in some sections.

    • @odile2odette
      @odile2odette ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SeedyZ play the cards i’m given and all that 🫡

  • @WarmlyFrozen
    @WarmlyFrozen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jerma is retiring and trying to hire someone as old as him

  • @waterbottle6644
    @waterbottle6644 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Number 4 so fucking much

  • @TrouserSnivy
    @TrouserSnivy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It was obvious, the real Jerma never would have mentioned TF2 to STAR_. He hates that game

  • @toreole
    @toreole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Number 4 is a clone of jerma, he just doesnt want to admit it

  • @Sludgelorrd
    @Sludgelorrd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    they really voted out incredible piano man, but fart guy that doesnt know a single video game gets to move on.

  • @TylerMann
    @TylerMann ปีที่แล้ว +1

    46:30 THE REAL JERMA CANNOT BREAKDANCE

  • @Ursi_
    @Ursi_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    now let’s see Paul Allen’s jerma

  • @redking36
    @redking36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't believe they voted out the voice impressions guy.

  • @detectivemikehunt
    @detectivemikehunt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:02:20 tense ster (stare)

  • @tashirichards5249
    @tashirichards5249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    just like sqid game