Math Lessons with Pat and Paige (Pat Stares At)

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  • @alittlebirdi
    @alittlebirdi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "We're not married but a lot of people think we are"
    They had us all along.

    • @jackofalltrades6129
      @jackofalltrades6129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait, is that actually true?

    • @emsmsmsm9573
      @emsmsmsm9573 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are now

    • @helios566
      @helios566 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jackofalltrades6129 they got married in secret.

  • @reilynn7891
    @reilynn7891 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Oh my god shes LITERALLY the mean girl trope of like, I don't need to learn anything cause I can make my friends do it for me. Combined with Pat actively and intentionally littering, these two are literally the villains in every teen movie ever made.

    • @AgentOrrange
      @AgentOrrange 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I always heard "Cs get degrees", but I didn't think they were talking about Paige's cup size! Puns rule!

  • @lemonnomel9416
    @lemonnomel9416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Paige forgetting the question she was asked and multiplying endlessly is eerily relatable

  • @lbspud7379
    @lbspud7379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “I love to multiply”

  • @TheLemuroid
    @TheLemuroid ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Back for that first bit after learning about Pat's similar but different inner voice brain thing. They really are made for each other.

    • @wumbojet
      @wumbojet ปีที่แล้ว

      It's so funny that they're equally as crazy as each other but in completely different areas

  • @HoryShiitMan
    @HoryShiitMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Turns out Pats mum was the true pie thief all along

  • @kirbyfanprime
    @kirbyfanprime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Paige with math is like me with swimming. Spent a whole summer learning, forgot the very next day. Literally forgot how to float.

    • @Shugamri
      @Shugamri 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How...how do you forget how to float? It's like Uno on the Xbox, floating came free with having fat cells in your body?

  • @typhonyx_was_taken
    @typhonyx_was_taken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The funniest part is when Pat gets 33% of 100 wrong and doesn’t notice

  • @umamisoy
    @umamisoy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And they have been together for YEARS before Pat knew this writing in mind thing...

  • @TheOtakuFoxBronie
    @TheOtakuFoxBronie ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They're parents now

  • @bplup6419
    @bplup6419 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I had the craziest dream last night."
    Must be my MKUltra trigger because I completely lose consciousness for at least ten minutes

  • @rosenrot234
    @rosenrot234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Always neat to listen to folks talk about aphantasia. I got it. I can sorta picture stuff if I have reference first. But if say I'm reading a book, my brain is just a gray screen of mush when I try to picture whats going on.

  • @effluviah7544
    @effluviah7544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think Paige might have Dyscalculia, but that's just me speaking as a person with Dyscalculia. I can't do any of this math, either.

    • @jackofalltrades6129
      @jackofalltrades6129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, it's just a firm possibility she's dumb. She fails basic thinking usually. It doesn't always have to be a condition.

  • @brianbehrens9356
    @brianbehrens9356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    But what's 1x0 Pat? What's 0/1 Pat?

  • @GhostSoapO
    @GhostSoapO ปีที่แล้ว +3

    20:28

  • @eseph_agen
    @eseph_agen ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm so mad 33% of 100 is 33 how did BOTH of them get that wrong Holy FUCK

  • @BridgewatersFinest
    @BridgewatersFinest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The worst thing is that 33% of 100 IS in fact 33, so she was right the first time! Pat led her down the dark path. How could you, Pat?

    • @JimTheKnight01
      @JimTheKnight01 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      100? Doesn't he say 24 ?

  • @TotheAcord
    @TotheAcord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So paige is a charisma only build?

    • @jackofalltrades6129
      @jackofalltrades6129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pat and Paige have very similar mystery builds. It's insane they made it this far.

    • @superturkle
      @superturkle ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and pat is somehow a non build. every stat ignored. its like hes an undead incorporeal construct ooze

    • @wumbojet
      @wumbojet ปีที่แล้ว

      She's the extremely rare high charisma, low constitution build

    • @queequegtheater6093
      @queequegtheater6093 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pat is saving those stat points in case he needs them later

  • @GodsRighthandman
    @GodsRighthandman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Paige is like me, don’t know shit about math