Sadly anything that had any character/entertainment value was diluted. I used to be proud of British comedy, now it’s all reality (I use the term loosely) and tortured quiz programmes
A pointy stick. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointy sticks do we. Getting all high and mighty are we. Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh. When you're walking home tonight and some homicidal maniac attacks you with a bunch of lingonberries. Don't come crying to me.
@TVloverXx I'm not so sure. Monty Python was as surreal as they come, yet a lot of them lapped it up. Coincidentally, this puts me in mind of that 'fruit-based self defence' sketch that they did.
Wish was all he done! The new Roald Dahl! Link? Cartoonist. Stories aren't close to Roald Dahl whatsoever but today's kids reading these! I would stop writing and take my Roald Dahl style/stolen books off the shelf! Shame Mr Dahl is being ignored for Alan the fruit! But he is on x factor, spotting the stars! What would he think of himself? 3 x's. 1 from him. Or is it 4 now for a phoneline££££ deadlock you decide! For 2£. KERCHING MR COWELL. PLUS BROWN NOSERS. AMAZING ALL THE STORIES ABOUT COWELL MAX CLIFFORD KEPT YOU OUT OF THE PAPERS! Quoted from max clifford documentary before knownnonce! No clips of it. But was in office when said it. Clifford gave him evil silly man. Look.
Sorry, but the year Kiera Knightley was nominated the general concencus from almost everyone (herself included) was that she was filler. Her performance was by no means Oscar worthy, and in any case, the Oscars are rather political and meaningless nowadays.
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Good to see David Walliams act hasn't changed in all these years.
@Peter Johnson also worth pointing out just what a homophobe you are.
@Peter Johnson Yep it's clear to see that he was always a HomeOwner even back then!
@@michaels1422 no YOU'RE scared
"The most astral of all fruits" Genius.
Clare Grogan so lovely!
Yes,she is very sexy in her black tights too.
Soft Alan is David Walliams. This show was just epic. So funny and original, i never tire watching Vic & Bob
calire grogan (the original kochanski from red dwarf)
and david walliams (alan the soft fruit)
3:31 I love Mark Lamarr's background face!
Why is there no more Shooting Stars? This is brilliant!
"too many panel shows" according to BBC. that they thought this was a panel show is indicative of the BBC's lack of humour
The right wing gammons hated this show, like they hated Monty Python, not enough Vera Lynn and that luvverly bumbling Boris……..
Because good telly died in 2021.
@@billpugh58 What? Did you forget to take your medication when you wrote that?
Sadly anything that had any character/entertainment value was diluted. I used to be proud of British comedy, now it’s all reality (I use the term loosely) and tortured quiz programmes
Aaaaaah Claire Grogan 😍
The most astral of fruits..:-)
Claire grogan....
Hubba hubba
"What a fantastic manoeuvre!"
In case anyone is wondering, that shield is called the Shield of Nyeshráá.
Holy shit, Alan is David Walliams!
I do love a good Vic n Bob laugh
The next fruit is the Star Fruit, the most astral of fruits!
What would you eat with that, Vic?
Wool.
Fucking David Walliams! Oh how I love this show. Love how fresh everyone looks in this clip too
That dam rail-road 😂
It is indeed!
The biggest fruit of all......genius
Imagine all the offense that would cause today if this was shown on the BBC. I LOVED those glorious days before the PC brigade stuck their ores in.
Christ this is 25 years old
its back in the autumn
best eaten with a mucky book on ya lap
Bob is so cute.
The oh so dreamy Clare Grogan
Those legs are great.
Clare Grogan looks like the kind of woman Carl Gallagher from Shameless would seduce.
Looks a bit fruity
the most astral of fruits
a wee bit of david walliams at the end there...
Soft Alan, ho ho.
yes!
Claire Crogan... 😍
David Walliams before he was famous.
4:27 David Walliams.
Hahaha! Brilliant.
bob at 3:55 is brilliant
yeah :D
Her name is Claire Grogan
Next week, defence against a pointy stick
A pointy stick. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointy sticks do we. Getting all high and mighty are we. Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh. When you're walking home tonight and some homicidal maniac attacks you with a bunch of lingonberries. Don't come crying to me.
yep.
Soft Alan is David walliams only just noticed lol
yeaaa
1:21 LOL
SPACE FRUIT
Soft Alan😂
At the end, was that really......winnings of £36???
her name is Claire Grogan and its not Alan the soft fruit, its soft Alan.
Gregory's girl!
@TVloverXx I'm not so sure. Monty Python was as surreal as they come, yet a lot of them lapped it up.
Coincidentally, this puts me in mind of that 'fruit-based self defence' sketch that they did.
Mentioning that those two guys are crazy is not using metaphor .
I was sure the biggest fruit was Quentin Crisp, is this the only version?
That's David Walliams, right?
Did Ulrika's team ever win against Mark's?
David Walliams?
@dudeglove aye
Fruit ninja?
i was typing to fast for her surname and the Alan bit is just splitting hairs :P
Is Bob censored at 1:19?
Boff.
Who would've thought that the guy playing Soft Alan is now one of our best loved comedians? :D
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Nobody because Walliams isnt a loved comedian lol
@@TheAlmightyAss How about "one of our least-avoidable comedians"? Oh and look, he's playing a comic stereotype!
Whatever happened to soft Allan.
I just googled ADORABLE, it's a picture of Clare Grogan, and this video 🎥 ❤
kinda sad that gay one from airport xfactor had to bribe to get on this
😐 2022 and this show is needed more than ever 🙄 but the fruits have taken over and the zombies have no humour.
soft Allan ahahaha
Wish was all he done! The new Roald Dahl! Link? Cartoonist. Stories aren't close to Roald Dahl whatsoever but today's kids reading these! I would stop writing and take my Roald Dahl style/stolen books off the shelf! Shame Mr Dahl is being ignored for Alan the fruit! But he is on x factor, spotting the stars! What would he think of himself? 3 x's. 1 from him. Or is it 4 now for a phoneline££££ deadlock you decide! For 2£. KERCHING MR COWELL. PLUS BROWN NOSERS. AMAZING ALL THE STORIES ABOUT COWELL MAX CLIFFORD KEPT YOU OUT OF THE PAPERS! Quoted from max clifford documentary before knownnonce! No clips of it. But was in office when said it. Clifford gave him evil silly man. Look.
What the actual fuck are you on about?
The ramblings of a mad man
This is bullshit, George Mellie's a way bigger fruit than Soft Alan
I always thought that Clare Grogan looked like a very young Maggie Thatcher. However, your mileage may vary.
*👍супер и привет от тренера по футболу!!!!!-!!!!*
Not fair, soft Alan is not a fruit.
Sorry, but the year Kiera Knightley was nominated the general concencus from almost everyone (herself included) was that she was filler. Her performance was by no means Oscar worthy, and in any case, the Oscars are rather political and meaningless nowadays.
FranBMan I
Possibly the worst actress ever. Yes - worse than Kierra Knightly.
I don't know, the Johnny Rotten impression she did in that Happy Birthday song was pretty convincing I thought
That's racist.
i always liked CG until seeing this clip... she seems too desperate for attention
Kochanski!
😐 2022 and this show is needed more than ever 🙄 but the fruits have taken over and the zombies have no humour.