EU4 A to Z - The DUMBEST CHALLENGE I've EVER DONE
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In this video titled EU4 A to Z - The DUMBEST CHALLENGE I've EVER DONE I do a playthrough as Frankfurt Europa Universalis 4 1.33 France. This is the series titled A to Z where I attempt to play every* nation in EU4 in alphabetical order. Of course I had to remove some nations so the challenge doesn't get too boring. In this video I play as the nation of Frankfurt , and I attempt to conquer the province of Los Angeles. So let's see if I managed to do it! I hope you guys enjoy this series. If you enjoyed this video consider leaving a like and subscribing for more content in the future.
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Get Mediterranean coast
Own every spice province or reconquer all the colonies it had
Convert to muslim
Fries Land? Easy!!! Make French Fries.
GO HUSSITE AND THEN FORM VERMONT and you gotta be TIBETEN CULUTURE
My headcanon for the bonus goal is that by conquering Vienna temporarily, the great Frankfurter Empire introduced hotdogs to the city. When the arrogant Habsburgs retook the city, they then claimed the phallic cuisine as their own and spread it throughout their domain.
Frisian is the closest language to English ancestrally (excluding Anglic languages like Scots). So as Friesland, form England/Great Britain
pretty sure scottish (as in gaelic) is not an anglian language, but a celtic one, or even something else
A Frieseland form Australia.
Angles came from the Jutland peninsula, they weren't native to the British isles
@@FranzFerdinantII Scotland has 2 languages: the celtic language known as scottish gaelic and a germanic language called scots
@@FranzFerdinantII Scots isn't Scottish Gaelic, they're different languages. Scots is a (pretty much dead) lowland Scottish language in the Anglic family that is indeed related to English, distinct from Scottish Gaelic which is a primarily highland language from the Goidelic language family and related most closely to Irish Gaelic and Manx.
Funfact: In Bavaria we say „Wiener“ to the sausage, and in Austria (in the parts I have visited; Salzburger Land and Tirol) they say „Frankfurter“. If you order „Wiener“ you will most likely get a Schnitzel in Austria.😅
in frankfurt they are also called wiener. Nobody wants to be responsible😄
If you ask for a wiener in an alleyway in Chicago you might regret it
I just realised that "wiener" is a reference to Vienna.
First of all i can confirm they are called "Frankfurter" all over Austria. Secondly i want to add that the confusion allegedly comes from an butcher from Frankfurt who sold this type of sausage in vienna.
The austrian council: "My liege! the Empire seems to have been cut in half!" -"What do you mean?" -"Yes, Frankfurt has conquered everything from the Neatherlands to the alps..."
"Survivors from the conquered cities tell us that their generals kept mumbling somthing about sausages"
Danube
My...
LIEGE!?
A yes the Großwurstreich
Ah, great, another episode of thechallengewhereweplayeverynationineu4in1444withuniquenationalideasinalphabeticalorder
Love this, pls never stop haha
As a Frisian I can suggest: restore the Frisian kingdom (and the Magna Frisia borders!) Also, the Frisian Freedom (Fryske Frijheid) in the HRE was guaranteed by the emperor. So maybe you should become HRE emperor and guarantee Austria instead. Basically similar as the auld alliance. ;)
And next to that, culture convert all Dutch provinces to Frisian, that would be hilarious.
I like the idea of converting all Dutch provinces fo Frisian culture. I think it'll be strangely satisfying to all of us Frisian :D
@@jvh4819 why limit it only to dutch culture, why not convert all cultures in the lowlands to frissian
Because of you, I now regularly say "pain" the way you do when anything is mildly annoying/frustrating.
Pain
🎶”Will you take the pain
I will give to you?
Again and again
And will you return it?”🎶
lol me too
Hi there! As someone from Vienna: we call the sausage "Frankfurter", it's the Germans who call them "Wiener". My favorite dad joke to pull on German customers is to say "here I am" when they order a "Wiener" ("Viennese").
I think the sausage's origin story is that a Viennese butcher invented it, but he did so while living in Frankfurt. Not entirely sure on that though.
As Friesland, free all subjects in Europe(Yes, you must crush cruel ovelords like France, Burgundy, Denmark, Muscovy), becuase you are FREE’s LAND!
man losing Vienna over +15 settlers :D
master strategist.
Great video as always
Did you disable the El Dorado DLC? I checked the wiki, it looks like that DLC allows ships exploring to be immune to naval attrition. Otherwise, ships follow normal attrition rules. With normal rules, an explorer greatly reduces the chance of receiving attrition from navigation.
It is also possible that you are running out of sailors, which causes unavoidable attrition. I tried to track your sailor count in the vid to see if this happened, but I didn't notice it, which is why I put this possibility second.
I think you are right about the sailors! He only had a single coastal province, probably isn’t enough to feed three light ships.
Yes I guess you are right. According to wiki "If a nation owns at least one coastal province, sailors have a minimum recovery rate of 5 sailors per month"
and 3 light ships are using between 3-9 sailors per month.
well, when he noticed that his ships were dying for the second time, he was looking around an had almost 500 sailors. so i think he had enough sailors stocked up to supply his boats for a while there.
As Friesland, form USA, land of the fries!
Form ireland, land of potatoes!
As Friesland, form France (French Fries)
(Or just conquer all starting French culture provinces so you keep the name)
I’d say all European French culture provinces since conquering random African colonies would be annoying.
@@ZetaArcticana4006 Yeah, I shoulda specified
There’s actually an achievement for Friesland (well technically Frisia but same thing) in CK2 called “The Frisian Coast Is Long” where you conquer the entire Continental North Atlantic European coast from the tip of Brittany to Jutland. How about that but in EU4?
Finished my Frankfurt campaign recently (I'm pretty new to eu4 ~500 hours). Was surprised how easy that was. Watching you play it with ridiculous goals is ton of fun, thanks
As for "Landshut", your saying of "Lands" is fine, it's just the "hut" part of it is not said like the English word "hut", like a small cottage, but rather like "hoot" I guess, like the owl noise.
Not criticizing btw, I love your videos :3
It's the colonial range improvement. It doesn't take into count that your boats take attrition.
Make Fries Land, a systematic cover of France and Belgium, the prime fry producing states and then invoke a burgher controlled state to be Burghers and Fries. Good followup to hot dogs and you can always try to maximize cattle production
You know, maybe cause last episode was so insane d cursed, this episode just felt so chill. I mean all the videos are, but like it just feels like "Alright, easy challenge this week!" I loved it, great video as always RH!
The best part of this is that snake Frankfurt looks like a Hotdog.
3:10 "ah pain...." Laughed so hard I started coughing and my roommate actually thought I was dying of covid
I never knew you could play EU4 as a sausage
I waited so long and watched so may A to Z videos only for Frankfurt. Thank you for finally doing one and proving the true origin of the Frankfurters. ( obvious but I’m from Frankfurt )
Friesland is the land of Fries, but some silly people think they should be called chips. Conquer the province of xoCHIPillan (the only province I could find that had "chip" in it that wasn't an archipelago). This province is in modern day Mexico in the state of Zacatecas area.
Do you want Fries with that is just a way those fast food restaurants get you to go bankrupt, and chasing those chips may cause bankruptcy.
Alternatively conquer every "-burg" nation in Europe. Burger and fries
Theres also kanCHIPuram, owned by Vijayanagar in 1444 and NOT an archipelago
colonizing the Central American provinces with an east coast would have been fine as long as they bordered a province with a west coast, but getting boats there would be pain
also fun fact i have a friend who is 250-something-th in line to become the king of the Netherlands since he is descended from Frisian nobility
Better get rid of the 249 other heirs so your friend can become king.
@@theappel who says it wasnt higher earlier ;)
at this point, i think that if red hawk sees a horse irl he is gonna have an aneurism and freaking die
17:16 average German when they get news they can flee to Argentina.
Funny story about the Sausage in question. While there is a protected term "Frankfurter Würstchen" (Frankfurter sausage) for this specific sausage, which can only be used if it was produced in or around Frankfurt, in Germany this type of sausage is most commonly refered to as "Wiener Würstchen" or "Wienerle", while in Austria it is most commonly refered to as "Frankfurter" (even if they were not produced in Frankfurt). Probably because no one wants to be called a sausage.
TL&DR: Germans call the Sausage "Wienerle" while Austrians call it "Frankfurter" in a kind of weird opposite day way.
A bug I've had in the past with exploring is if the explorer dies at sea the ships will just float there and attrition to death, I think it's been patched though
As a German, I can confirm that it is pronounced „Lands-hut“
This is a real Frankie Goes To Hollywood moment
23:00 "I am still sad about Vienna" - The Ottomans after the Winged Hussars arrived
I’m always impressed with the creative challenge ideas hawk keeps coming up with.
4:36 when you do not forget, but the game doesn't let you: pain!
26:17 I would have analyzed where I can spend those points most optimally and wasted 15 minutes of my precious time🤦♀ I wish I can be like you one day!
5:05 you don't have to get the relative, you can just get the +1 random candidate bonus which makes a 1/1/4 a 2/1/4, 1/2/4 or a 1/1/5 depending on the RNG.
sadly still poor stats
@@wazoo41 You can still re-elect your ruler or get a slightly better ruler once he comes to power with either sortition, military dictatorship or board of admirals.
@@Rullino32 alright but even if you min/max into republican points, you net lose after keeping one on every other election. theocracy is strictly better if you like picking rulers, too, but playing the AI PU mechanics is what truly sets monarchs apart from everyone else
Glory to the frankfurter streak of yellow mustard on the ‘everything hot dog’ that is the HRE
As Freezeland, take all the tundra/snow provinces
I’m gonna order hot dog after watching this; maybe with some extra painkillers
Actually, it's pronounced Lands-hoot.
Hawk been grinding, this the best eu4 series rn. Keep it up
"I told Bohemia to go for Russia" Wait, is it a mechanic I somehow don't know about?
You can set provinces as goals for your allies and vassals.
Chumash isn't gonna be LA for much longer, I predict a new province called Tongva will be created with lots of dev and a Center of Trade in a future update (the North Bay is to the rest of the Bay Area as Santa Barbara is to the LA Basin)
That feeling when you’re already subbed and don’t want hawk to have to do all those horrible things if he doesn’t hit 100k.
Frankie Goes to Hollywood! I’ll show myself out…
Friesland, or Frisia was home to one of the Germanic tribes who colonized England after the Romans left (together with the Anglen, Saxons and Jutten).
And Frisia was once owned by a Viking, much like Rollo owned Normandy. So perhaps we can restore greater Frisia and get England, Denmark (it's where Godfried, he who controlled Frisia was from) and all of the German land between Frisia and Denmark (still home to people with a similar language to that of Frisian)
"Pain"...when don't you suffer with these challenges? 😂
Literally the best logic for a goal I’ve ever heard 11/10 no matter how it ends
16:47 it's still not lands-hut like pizza hut, it's lands-hoot, the u in german is pronounced like double o's in english. For that matter it's not lænds-hoot either like the english pronounciation of land, it's lands-hoot with a proper a like in father.
Your boats were dying probably because of lack of sailors
Form France as Friesland so you can make French "Fries"
The Red Hawk building Reichsautobahnen before Adolf XD
It’s because your colonial range is larger than your fleet support range because of the colonial range increase advisor
You're right, it's not Land shut, it's Lands hut. Although it is pronounced like Lunds hoot.
14:23 you can loose ships if there are on the exploration mission and your explorer dies, stopping the mission in the middle of the ocean
Supposedly the obligatory Burgundy-Liege war is going away in 1.34
The Red Hawk Chili Peppers forming Californination LUL
As Friesland, Conquer England, recreating the Glorious Revolution
French Fries - Conquer France as Friesland.
As friesland take over all ancestral frysian land that the frysians inhabited and convert those provinces to frysian (netherlands, north east germany, south denmark)
Idea: As any free city, become the emperor and make Austria a free city.
Exploration mission: "Circumnavigate the world."
Foolish game, everyone knows the Earth is flat in 1466. They'd just fall off the edge.
For me, born in Geesthacht near to Hamburg, it would be nice to see what you can do with Schleswig-Holstein :D
Conquer northern Scandinavia, Russia, etc to make Freezeland.
As Friesland, get all the northernmost territories. Freeze-land.
We need you to say pain more! Best part is when bad things happen and us the viewer can feel the grief just from your way of saying Pain lol. Love the content. You will hit your goal
There's an ck2 chivement: "The Frisian Coast is Long".
Why not recreate it in Eu4? :) And maybe Bump it a bit? Call it "Friesland Cost is even Longer".
Starting as Friesland: Get and core Every coastal province from Giblartar to Neva...
this will require conquesting provinces from: HRE, France, Spain, Portugal, Denmak, Teutonic Order (if they still exists, if not -> Poland/Danzig), Lithuania, Livonian Order and Novogrod (or Muscovy)
sounds like good cursed goal :D
Can we get a video that is just you guzzling, absolutely throating a glizzy for like 5 minutes straight?
Can. We. Get. It.
wienners are form wien and frankfurter are from frankfurt, they different
most parts of germany (down to city level in some cases) have their own beer, bread and sausage, these used to be thing you would have on the table with your food, more part of the talbe than part of your meal
the ones closest to your hotdogs are the spreewalder from brandenburg and none of these smoth texure ones have any claim to be the first at anything
Fun fact: In Austria Frankfurter are called Frankfurter and in the most parts of Germany (I think) they are called Wiener.
friesland? i say you do the exact same thing, take the place that eats the most fries. 😌✊
Savage: Frankfurter conquering Wiener, Thüringer and Nürnberger
As Freezeland, own all the northern most provinces.
Friesland -> Freezeland
Own all and only arctic provinces
Picardian succesion war? never imagined that replacing Picard on the Enterprise would cause a conflict!
This is my biggest fear about swapping religions in this game.
Lost it at the Burger separatists 🤣
Lettuce declare independence!
"Lands hut" is definitely better than "land shut", but it looks like the correct way is "lands hoot".
German vowels are weird like that
I don't want to be this guy, but no. english vowels are.
@@mistery728 English vowels are easy, they can be any one of 20 pronunciations, several of which overlap!
7:45 I’ve once heard people jokingly call them “Freedom Units” and it’s honestly true lol I don’t know why I find this funny
Next week: freezeland - as friesland, form iceland and own all of scandinavia
The "u" in "Landshut" should sound like the one you use in "Sundgau". And the "a" should be more like what a British guy would use in "dance".
Your videos and challenge ideas are great man i'll hope you get your subscriber goal before pdxcon
friesland is kinda known for its tea culture in northern germany. so maybe as friesland become tradegood leader in tea?
I felt physical discomfort when you wasted those mil points on purpose...
actually its called Landshut ( like root but without the r in the second part of the name)
The hot dog schism has been mended.
Red hawk doesn’t like hot dogs: pain
Greetijgs Form Frankfurt! Thanks vor This Nice and interesting Video 🤗 Thats was funny Top Watch 👍
I’m pretty sure they mentioned fixing the burgundy-liege war in the next update but I’m not 100% sure
Sausage borders nice but unfortunately Austria took a few bites
"Landshut" in German is pronounced like "Lance-hout". You need to pronounce the "a" like a British (not American!): "Lands" is pronounced short and with a British "a". "hut" is as well pronounced short but not like in American "hut" but rather "ou" in "Uber". So in the end you say "Lan-ds-h-ou-t". Or just use Google Translator and it will show you. It is quite complicated to teach German pronunciation with English letters.
5:05
I don't know why but it seems like the longer the election cycles are the better your rulers cousin would be. I never had a problem with dynasty members in the Italian Republic reform but always had a problem with other gov 1 reforms.
Why did not you guys take sortition instead of frequent (or longer) elections reform? I took sortition in my every republic gametrough.
As Friesland conquer and form the US
Form Freeze land (aka Canada or Quebec) as Friesland
I spent some time spamming "dot" on my keyboard to uncode this message at 6:21
Glad I've already did what it said
Dumbest chalenge so far*
As Friesland have all francian culture provinces to be French Fries land and have a colony in Mayo
Let me suggest that the lesson to learn from that Austrian war is that you shouldn't flirt with coalitions and then flip religions to piss off your large allies. No way Austria declares that war if you were still allies with France.