When You Get Sent To Death Row So You Start A Gang in Prison Architect

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  • @johnmacaulay7614
    @johnmacaulay7614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    Prison guards: “you’re on death row”
    Blitz: *pulls out uno reverse card*

    • @nickmillers1092
      @nickmillers1092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im Beuky lol

    • @teodorakinova4437
      @teodorakinova4437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      view

    • @arlaxazure486
      @arlaxazure486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Blitz: "I'm not locked in with you..."
      /pulls out a lighter
      Blitz: "YOU'RE locked in here with ME!"

    • @unknownz1238
      @unknownz1238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh yeah take this
      “No U”
      It reverses all actions the turn before so your reverse card does nothing
      Right back at you

    • @unknownz1238
      @unknownz1238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And if that doesn’t work I use
      “Right back at you buckeroo”

  • @literalcode
    @literalcode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    That part where Houdini comes out from the shadows to save the day feels like it shoulda been in the campaign or something lol

  • @5subswithnovideos249
    @5subswithnovideos249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Blitz: Im going to set the school on fire 14:53
    Blitz's FBI agent: Interesting.

  • @woof-io
    @woof-io 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    *sets fire to an entire prison*
    Smokey the bear: "am I a joke to you?"

    • @Noobyeetbb
      @Noobyeetbb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @josephdedrick9337
      @josephdedrick9337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      its all good it wasnt a forest fire....sets smokey on fire.

  • @ufxm
    @ufxm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    Stealing some cookies and going to death row?
    Grandma must be mad af

    • @tsunamianakin9649
      @tsunamianakin9649 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A depressed salad lmao

    • @nicolas423
      @nicolas423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No it’s in North Korea

    • @avareese8347
      @avareese8347 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh

    • @ceilingchair2810
      @ceilingchair2810 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Umm....

    • @raymondz6607
      @raymondz6607 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did anyone else watch this traight after watch season 7 of orange is the new black

  • @nonsensicalhumanoid
    @nonsensicalhumanoid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    removing the city mod would be a good idea, alot of things are renamed in the mod, it would be better so you dont see cells as "houses"

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah, that was weird. I didn't even know where that came from until I read your comment.

    • @Angel-wc1jf
      @Angel-wc1jf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hold up there's a city mod? i made a city without knowing this???

    • @donaldbeetlestone5900
      @donaldbeetlestone5900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Awsum username and ... It would b better...i was in a psychiatric hosp in Utica ny and was adapted by a prisoner...i knew he had been on th inside bc he kept telin me 2 stop talking wen I was going by his 🏠 ... Or ... Cel ... And I just luv that u hav a mayo

  • @4196sally
    @4196sally 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Blitz: “ I hear things happening outside “
    Me worried as a viewer as two police cars and an ambulance go past my house as he said it

  • @jigalooo2331
    @jigalooo2331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I’m pretty sure blitz got into death row by burning buildings down

  • @cosmicfoxmay8761
    @cosmicfoxmay8761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Top notch secure prison but one yt boi burns down entire building with one lighter

    • @stickman2846
      @stickman2846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      _stonks_

    • @jackofastora8962
      @jackofastora8962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ~more like no stonks~

    • @stickman2846
      @stickman2846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jackofastora8962 I have not prepared for this..

    • @Tiski_jukka
      @Tiski_jukka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bonks

    • @bradhud1850
      @bradhud1850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      george trump did 9/22

  • @RealShail
    @RealShail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    High-Security Prison: Exists
    Blitz with a lighter: *I'm about to ruin this building's whole career.*

  • @elysabethkensinger757
    @elysabethkensinger757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Houdine: the man that was the first friend, and made sure everyone got out safely

  • @ninehundredninetyninezash
    @ninehundredninetyninezash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    7:00 OH SHOOT from a man who burnt half a prison

  • @prabhdeep__
    @prabhdeep__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Headline
    Impenetrable High-Security Prison vs Florida man with lighter.

  • @sweetyesma30
    @sweetyesma30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "The man who burnt down an entire prison with just a single liter*

  • @brandongreenland9632
    @brandongreenland9632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Top ten deadliest prison gangs, Number 1:
    *The Blitz Gang*

    • @anglo69
      @anglo69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Number 2: Death row inmates

    • @anglo69
      @anglo69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Number 3: Supermax inmates

    • @colberty5524
      @colberty5524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like a sub group of skinheads

    • @starstencahl8985
      @starstencahl8985 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Colberty I heard there was some kind of Blitz Gang doing all kinds if crazy stuff in the 40s, but not too sure :>

    • @iamking6078
      @iamking6078 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      blitzkrieg

  • @saltyboi8326
    @saltyboi8326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Dory: Just keep swimming
    Blitz: BURN BURN BURN BURN

  • @tsathirtyvods2409
    @tsathirtyvods2409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Can't a guy just burn down an entire prison with a single lighter without the fire department coming in and ruining my fun"
    Comedy

  • @AndreaMMc
    @AndreaMMc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    13:38 “NO HES ON FIRE! Oh wait..YES HES ON FIRE!" Rip construction worker.

  • @_rust.y
    @_rust.y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    10:20 “Good, that’s one less loose end.”

  • @dealwithitinc9138
    @dealwithitinc9138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The reason everyone died is because they can't breathe because of the smoke and flames burning them alive

  • @Screenwriter331
    @Screenwriter331 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guards: this Prisoner is in death row.
    Blitz: *your free trial of living has expired*

  • @firesturmgaming
    @firesturmgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This must be the future of America where stealing cookies get you put on Death Row.

  • @darkpixel1128
    @darkpixel1128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    stealing cookies?
    did you know: When no one was looking, Lex Luthor
    took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes.
    That's as many as four tens.
    And that's terrible

  • @atriox7221
    @atriox7221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    71 people murders and a dog (not counting indirect kills like the ones from the fires)
    Pretty good innings

  • @crabrangoon2493
    @crabrangoon2493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    13:05 secret footage of blitz doing what he is best at. Making the world burn

  • @masonhales
    @masonhales 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "It only took 6 hours to get processed" That's actually average for real prison and jail

  • @robin8780
    @robin8780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He needs to bring this series back it’s amazing

  • @user-du9wg3ru5p
    @user-du9wg3ru5p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blitz: shoots dog
    PETA: *peace was never an option*

  • @bye2117
    @bye2117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Who would win?
    Death Row vs. Some guy with a lighter

  • @sunitalekkala1602
    @sunitalekkala1602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    0:14 *gasp* did you steal two cookies?

    • @paytonmorales9980
      @paytonmorales9980 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not I'm better than him I stole 3 get rekt

    • @reallynobody2462
      @reallynobody2462 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg stop spelling cookies wrong
      you put the first o where the second o is!!!
      learn omg!!!!

    • @zackducku
      @zackducku 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reallynobody2462 LOL XD took me a second

  • @LilSejad
    @LilSejad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Great Video As Always. 👏👏👏👏
    I Think That Blitz Doesn't Know Suge Knight Cause If He Knows Him He Will Know What is Death Row it's His Company.

  • @joshuahilde1890
    @joshuahilde1890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:22 this guy is tired I’m gonna zap him, get some sleep now
    I’m dead

  • @mysterialink926
    @mysterialink926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    BLITZ KILLS DOG
    PETA WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

  • @gregbaranszky545
    @gregbaranszky545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “ I did it, I killed him all by myself!”
    Worrying words.

  • @papagray6569
    @papagray6569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blitz : kills man with one punch
    Blitz later : shoots guard with shotgun...
    Guard somehow lives but gets knocked out

  • @theepicukrainian
    @theepicukrainian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The difference between the escapists and prison architect:
    The escapists: stealth
    Prison architect: burn down the prison

  • @nilgaming2022
    @nilgaming2022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Doctor: 3 people went into a coma for fighting
    People when they woke up from the coma: Whoops, my mistake

  • @voyomaypl1608
    @voyomaypl1608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Can I send you my prison? It's totaly functional* and I can guarantee you will never escape.

    • @SockTie
      @SockTie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh rrrrriiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhttttttttttt
      We can’t start a riot then take there stuff

    • @johnnytest9258
      @johnnytest9258 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      whast the name, i wanna try

  • @thephsycho7354
    @thephsycho7354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yes it’s very relatable getting sent to death row and starting a gang

  • @averylazyguy8154
    @averylazyguy8154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:50
    "make me naked please" -Blitz, 2019

  • @hooligan9615
    @hooligan9615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This vid felt like a movie, and the great fire was the climax

  • @rexisnox577
    @rexisnox577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:19 Already most powerful prisoner in the proson.

  • @thecaptain9496
    @thecaptain9496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Prison Architect: *exist*
    Blitz: *Proceeds to turn it into Postal 2*

  • @CletusTheFetusDeletus
    @CletusTheFetusDeletus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is exactly like when I did this! This game is so accurate! 10/10

  • @likeablekiwi6265
    @likeablekiwi6265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The hardest prison would have a water sprinkler on every furniture in existence inside the prison Xd

  • @kylematthew8715
    @kylematthew8715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blitz has put it on the fire and JailBreak is on Fire

  • @spongeboboncrack6926
    @spongeboboncrack6926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Should be renamed to: Using fire to work my way out of everything in Prison Architect

  • @19kazza
    @19kazza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I just clicked on this video gave it a like cuz I already knew that it was good

  • @greysonsmith1024
    @greysonsmith1024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    published on my birthday which made me so happy

  • @yonabear5353
    @yonabear5353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Blitz the guards never miss you it's because of one the perks that you can get it makes it harder for them to make you unconscious that makes it to where if they tase you it won't work sometimes and you getting higher security block and it makes it harder to escape

  • @Kingy888
    @Kingy888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love it when my names Harris then he said let's punch Harris in the face

  • @ninjaz-snanimator5718
    @ninjaz-snanimator5718 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    that's so funny when u say NO DONT HEAL THE GUARD 5:03 XDDDD

  • @brensap8453
    @brensap8453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My favorite time of the day! Naked time! -Blitz 2019

  • @ianboydstun6453
    @ianboydstun6453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I couldn't imagine how many life sentences you have
    Edit: holy jesus I just saw you barely spent 2 days there

  • @ProfessionalKidnapper
    @ProfessionalKidnapper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro prison architect was the best game, I remember asking my sister to make me a prison and i would try to escape it.

  • @nickwiora8214
    @nickwiora8214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    (first day in prison)
    me: "man I hope this place isn't as bad as people say"
    {see man running through halls naked, punching guards, clogging all the toilets and gets tazed}
    me: "oh this is gonna be sweet"

  • @muzu_blitz
    @muzu_blitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chalenge: Burn down the bigest prison in the game. BURN IT DOWN TO THE GROUND!

  • @forg6279
    @forg6279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I mean I would join the Blitz gang

  • @fax5official
    @fax5official 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:05
    This reminded me of a Thomas Sanders sketch
    Guy 1: I CALL SHOTGUN
    Guy 2: Awwww, but you had it on the way here
    Thomas: Hey guys, I found a shotgun. Also I want the front seat **cocks**

  • @boldsteel08
    @boldsteel08 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:08, Hey Trish, cleanin' up? There's this dead guy laying here. I did it! I killed him all by myself!

  • @supuhmon3217
    @supuhmon3217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi guys! I’m so excited for another video!

  • @circle1760
    @circle1760 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me: sees Jackson get out of the prison truck
    Also me: WAIT I WENT TO PRISON?

    • @crowbar933
      @crowbar933 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES U DID
      MY BOY

  • @ARCCommanderOrar
    @ARCCommanderOrar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally back to Prison Architect

  • @mikhailselyuzhenkov7450
    @mikhailselyuzhenkov7450 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blitz is burning down the whole prison…
    NASAs satellites: Wtf is goining on?

  • @landonramandanes6562
    @landonramandanes6562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nobody:
    Blitz: LETS SET THE CHURCH ON FIRE!

  • @just-potato1247
    @just-potato1247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The prison:on fire
    The fireman:this is fine.

  • @lxi_zx6493
    @lxi_zx6493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:51 why is the dog running at mach chicken

  • @murkywateradminssions5219
    @murkywateradminssions5219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you set a bed on fire but don't realize your in ground zero

  • @MaxStrike_
    @MaxStrike_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blitz really said make me naked 💀

  • @dizzyvideos6347
    @dizzyvideos6347 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    If the guard has Nokia flip phones on his feet he’s gunna grind the concrete to dust

  • @CharlieSproul
    @CharlieSproul 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He wasn’t on death row at start but at end definitely in death row

  • @thatdapperplat7805
    @thatdapperplat7805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    75 people perished in The Great Blitz Breakout of 2019, the prison was burnt to rubble, and the nearby town went into anarchy

  • @dra-boys-despair9806
    @dra-boys-despair9806 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your content has changed a lot

  • @mrboomboom4868
    @mrboomboom4868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I get Prisoned ,I want to be in a Prison whit Blitz .
    It Will always be funny .

  • @ERAL782
    @ERAL782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you get a death sentence but you end up giving the guards the death sentence.

  • @Gullbrand_
    @Gullbrand_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8 of his gang members escaped
    4 of his gang members died
    blitz's gang killed 75 people and 1 dog

  • @fishiersticks
    @fishiersticks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Guards: this is death row and you will *never* escape.
    Blitz: **escapes the prison**

  • @blackjacketesports
    @blackjacketesports 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every video: when you get sent to prison to get lots of crew and destroy capacitators

  • @pallav8725
    @pallav8725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    when u came under 1 min
    -" *I am speed* "

  • @lbwoffical
    @lbwoffical 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    New sub

  • @jigalooo2331
    @jigalooo2331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also please more prison architect where you do the architect part

  • @Stratum03
    @Stratum03 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That title sounds like you got sent to Death Row and you played Prison Achitect and started a gang.

  • @ashdsf_
    @ashdsf_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Grandma is really angry about you taken them cookies boi

  • @tgtdtmaa
    @tgtdtmaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    alt title: man commits mass arson and makes the game give him 9 billion points

  • @czzahh
    @czzahh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When is the next gold rush vid??

    • @jacktrevey7477
      @jacktrevey7477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In 2000 light-years

    • @steveValtan
      @steveValtan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jacktrevey7477 light years is a distance not a time

    • @jacktrevey7477
      @jacktrevey7477 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steve Mendoza r/whoosh

    • @steveValtan
      @steveValtan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacktrevey7477 there are enough people who believe that haha

  • @chillmushroom6016
    @chillmushroom6016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He should play the escapist 2 (it looks the same to this game excepting dont kill no one)

    • @aceapache4914
      @aceapache4914 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It sucks but I can’t get a refund

  • @JianSheng98
    @JianSheng98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hi Blitz! First time watching you here and I'm already enjoying myself! I made a prison that I feel like it's inescapable, would you like to try it out? Great video, you've earned a subscriber! Keep it up!

    • @polished10
      @polished10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Average youtube enjoyer lol

    • @goodgamers4203
      @goodgamers4203 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beginner level

  • @kimberlyjay219
    @kimberlyjay219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No burning the church blitz

  • @romanmantis
    @romanmantis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I ordered your shirt and it came today I love it

  • @melvinhotdogman6926
    @melvinhotdogman6926 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blitz: *In Prison*
    Prison: *Sweating*

  • @ScotiaAusländer
    @ScotiaAusländer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absilutley great video

  • @adriandaraven6343
    @adriandaraven6343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    No views and 9 likes, not gonna ask questions!

  • @card24us
    @card24us 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blitz is a fire proof terminator he walked out of fires without taking damage

  • @quill5579
    @quill5579 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched this while playing the escapist 1, next to my bro who was playing escapist 2, while waiting for a building in prison architect to complete

  • @acanimation4190
    @acanimation4190 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you make someone’s pillow hot in both sides
    You go on death row

  • @josephdedrick9337
    @josephdedrick9337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:44 if it was never answered its a water boiler to make hot water for radiators showers and junk.

  • @DevinPurcell
    @DevinPurcell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Do a sandbox game of this and make a unnecessary large prison

  • @some_random_merc
    @some_random_merc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yeah im in prison now and its because I made somebody step on a lego..

  • @argonenergymovies6085
    @argonenergymovies6085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    blitz is probably on a watch list somewhere

  • @paytonmorales9980
    @paytonmorales9980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks this help me on the real thing thanks for the tips