Awsum username and ... It would b better...i was in a psychiatric hosp in Utica ny and was adapted by a prisoner...i knew he had been on th inside bc he kept telin me 2 stop talking wen I was going by his 🏠 ... Or ... Cel ... And I just luv that u hav a mayo
stealing cookies? did you know: When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible
Blitz the guards never miss you it's because of one the perks that you can get it makes it harder for them to make you unconscious that makes it to where if they tase you it won't work sometimes and you getting higher security block and it makes it harder to escape
(first day in prison) me: "man I hope this place isn't as bad as people say" {see man running through halls naked, punching guards, clogging all the toilets and gets tazed} me: "oh this is gonna be sweet"
10:05 This reminded me of a Thomas Sanders sketch Guy 1: I CALL SHOTGUN Guy 2: Awwww, but you had it on the way here Thomas: Hey guys, I found a shotgun. Also I want the front seat **cocks**
Hi Blitz! First time watching you here and I'm already enjoying myself! I made a prison that I feel like it's inescapable, would you like to try it out? Great video, you've earned a subscriber! Keep it up!
Prison guards: “you’re on death row”
Blitz: *pulls out uno reverse card*
Im Beuky lol
view
Blitz: "I'm not locked in with you..."
/pulls out a lighter
Blitz: "YOU'RE locked in here with ME!"
Oh yeah take this
“No U”
It reverses all actions the turn before so your reverse card does nothing
Right back at you
And if that doesn’t work I use
“Right back at you buckeroo”
That part where Houdini comes out from the shadows to save the day feels like it shoulda been in the campaign or something lol
Blitz: Im going to set the school on fire 14:53
Blitz's FBI agent: Interesting.
Omq Snowwy p
Die school die
*sets fire to an entire prison*
Smokey the bear: "am I a joke to you?"
Lol
its all good it wasnt a forest fire....sets smokey on fire.
Stealing some cookies and going to death row?
Grandma must be mad af
A depressed salad lmao
No it’s in North Korea
Oh
Umm....
Did anyone else watch this traight after watch season 7 of orange is the new black
removing the city mod would be a good idea, alot of things are renamed in the mod, it would be better so you dont see cells as "houses"
Yeah, that was weird. I didn't even know where that came from until I read your comment.
hold up there's a city mod? i made a city without knowing this???
Awsum username and ... It would b better...i was in a psychiatric hosp in Utica ny and was adapted by a prisoner...i knew he had been on th inside bc he kept telin me 2 stop talking wen I was going by his 🏠 ... Or ... Cel ... And I just luv that u hav a mayo
Blitz: “ I hear things happening outside “
Me worried as a viewer as two police cars and an ambulance go past my house as he said it
I’m pretty sure blitz got into death row by burning buildings down
This is the prequel
And killing a hundred gaurds
Possibly, who knows though.
Serial Arson XD
And killing dogo
Top notch secure prison but one yt boi burns down entire building with one lighter
_stonks_
~more like no stonks~
@@jackofastora8962 I have not prepared for this..
Bonks
george trump did 9/22
High-Security Prison: Exists
Blitz with a lighter: *I'm about to ruin this building's whole career.*
Houdine: the man that was the first friend, and made sure everyone got out safely
7:00 OH SHOOT from a man who burnt half a prison
6:57*
@@nezbitnezbit5397 maybe my youtube lagged smh
Headline
Impenetrable High-Security Prison vs Florida man with lighter.
"The man who burnt down an entire prison with just a single liter*
A legend
*Lighter
The reply section of this comment will be filled with *lighter
@Captain Feesh *lighter
*lighter
Top ten deadliest prison gangs, Number 1:
*The Blitz Gang*
Number 2: Death row inmates
Number 3: Supermax inmates
Sounds like a sub group of skinheads
Colberty I heard there was some kind of Blitz Gang doing all kinds if crazy stuff in the 40s, but not too sure :>
blitzkrieg
Dory: Just keep swimming
Blitz: BURN BURN BURN BURN
Ryan's tooeeswrveel
"Can't a guy just burn down an entire prison with a single lighter without the fire department coming in and ruining my fun"
Comedy
16:04
13:38 “NO HES ON FIRE! Oh wait..YES HES ON FIRE!" Rip construction worker.
10:20 “Good, that’s one less loose end.”
The reason everyone died is because they can't breathe because of the smoke and flames burning them alive
Guards: this Prisoner is in death row.
Blitz: *your free trial of living has expired*
This must be the future of America where stealing cookies get you put on Death Row.
stealing cookies?
did you know: When no one was looking, Lex Luthor
took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes.
That's as many as four tens.
And that's terrible
Oh my, that's truly horrible!
That's devastating!
That's a plot for a horror movie right there
71 people murders and a dog (not counting indirect kills like the ones from the fires)
Pretty good innings
13:05 secret footage of blitz doing what he is best at. Making the world burn
"It only took 6 hours to get processed" That's actually average for real prison and jail
Wrong can take a couple hours to days
He needs to bring this series back it’s amazing
Blitz: shoots dog
PETA: *peace was never an option*
Who would win?
Death Row vs. Some guy with a lighter
0:14 *gasp* did you steal two cookies?
Not I'm better than him I stole 3 get rekt
omg stop spelling cookies wrong
you put the first o where the second o is!!!
learn omg!!!!
@@reallynobody2462 LOL XD took me a second
Great Video As Always. 👏👏👏👏
I Think That Blitz Doesn't Know Suge Knight Cause If He Knows Him He Will Know What is Death Row it's His Company.
6:22 this guy is tired I’m gonna zap him, get some sleep now
I’m dead
BLITZ KILLS DOG
PETA WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
“ I did it, I killed him all by myself!”
Worrying words.
Blitz : kills man with one punch
Blitz later : shoots guard with shotgun...
Guard somehow lives but gets knocked out
The difference between the escapists and prison architect:
The escapists: stealth
Prison architect: burn down the prison
Doctor: 3 people went into a coma for fighting
People when they woke up from the coma: Whoops, my mistake
Can I send you my prison? It's totaly functional* and I can guarantee you will never escape.
Oh rrrrriiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhttttttttttt
We can’t start a riot then take there stuff
whast the name, i wanna try
Yes it’s very relatable getting sent to death row and starting a gang
0:50
"make me naked please" -Blitz, 2019
This vid felt like a movie, and the great fire was the climax
3:19 Already most powerful prisoner in the proson.
Prison Architect: *exist*
Blitz: *Proceeds to turn it into Postal 2*
This is exactly like when I did this! This game is so accurate! 10/10
The hardest prison would have a water sprinkler on every furniture in existence inside the prison Xd
Blitz has put it on the fire and JailBreak is on Fire
Should be renamed to: Using fire to work my way out of everything in Prison Architect
I just clicked on this video gave it a like cuz I already knew that it was good
Noice
Noice
Noice
Baa.
published on my birthday which made me so happy
Blitz the guards never miss you it's because of one the perks that you can get it makes it harder for them to make you unconscious that makes it to where if they tase you it won't work sometimes and you getting higher security block and it makes it harder to escape
I love it when my names Harris then he said let's punch Harris in the face
that's so funny when u say NO DONT HEAL THE GUARD 5:03 XDDDD
My favorite time of the day! Naked time! -Blitz 2019
I couldn't imagine how many life sentences you have
Edit: holy jesus I just saw you barely spent 2 days there
Bro prison architect was the best game, I remember asking my sister to make me a prison and i would try to escape it.
(first day in prison)
me: "man I hope this place isn't as bad as people say"
{see man running through halls naked, punching guards, clogging all the toilets and gets tazed}
me: "oh this is gonna be sweet"
Chalenge: Burn down the bigest prison in the game. BURN IT DOWN TO THE GROUND!
I mean I would join the Blitz gang
10:05
This reminded me of a Thomas Sanders sketch
Guy 1: I CALL SHOTGUN
Guy 2: Awwww, but you had it on the way here
Thomas: Hey guys, I found a shotgun. Also I want the front seat **cocks**
3:08, Hey Trish, cleanin' up? There's this dead guy laying here. I did it! I killed him all by myself!
Hi guys! I’m so excited for another video!
Me: sees Jackson get out of the prison truck
Also me: WAIT I WENT TO PRISON?
YES U DID
MY BOY
Finally back to Prison Architect
Blitz is burning down the whole prison…
NASAs satellites: Wtf is goining on?
Nobody:
Blitz: LETS SET THE CHURCH ON FIRE!
The prison:on fire
The fireman:this is fine.
3:51 why is the dog running at mach chicken
When you set a bed on fire but don't realize your in ground zero
Blitz really said make me naked 💀
If the guard has Nokia flip phones on his feet he’s gunna grind the concrete to dust
He wasn’t on death row at start but at end definitely in death row
75 people perished in The Great Blitz Breakout of 2019, the prison was burnt to rubble, and the nearby town went into anarchy
That's what I call blitzkrieg
Your content has changed a lot
When I get Prisoned ,I want to be in a Prison whit Blitz .
It Will always be funny .
When you get a death sentence but you end up giving the guards the death sentence.
8 of his gang members escaped
4 of his gang members died
blitz's gang killed 75 people and 1 dog
Guards: this is death row and you will *never* escape.
Blitz: **escapes the prison**
Every video: when you get sent to prison to get lots of crew and destroy capacitators
when u came under 1 min
-" *I am speed* "
New sub
Also please more prison architect where you do the architect part
That title sounds like you got sent to Death Row and you played Prison Achitect and started a gang.
Grandma is really angry about you taken them cookies boi
alt title: man commits mass arson and makes the game give him 9 billion points
When is the next gold rush vid??
In 2000 light-years
@@jacktrevey7477 light years is a distance not a time
Steve Mendoza r/whoosh
@@jacktrevey7477 there are enough people who believe that haha
He should play the escapist 2 (it looks the same to this game excepting dont kill no one)
It sucks but I can’t get a refund
Hi Blitz! First time watching you here and I'm already enjoying myself! I made a prison that I feel like it's inescapable, would you like to try it out? Great video, you've earned a subscriber! Keep it up!
Average youtube enjoyer lol
Beginner level
No burning the church blitz
I ordered your shirt and it came today I love it
Blitz: *In Prison*
Prison: *Sweating*
Absilutley great video
No views and 9 likes, not gonna ask questions!
Blitz is a fire proof terminator he walked out of fires without taking damage
I watched this while playing the escapist 1, next to my bro who was playing escapist 2, while waiting for a building in prison architect to complete
If you make someone’s pillow hot in both sides
You go on death row
4:44 if it was never answered its a water boiler to make hot water for radiators showers and junk.
Do a sandbox game of this and make a unnecessary large prison
yeah im in prison now and its because I made somebody step on a lego..
blitz is probably on a watch list somewhere
Thanks this help me on the real thing thanks for the tips