A crown of candy - Swifty the murderous Gingerbread Man

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  • @mahdielkhatib
    @mahdielkhatib 2 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    ally's absolute deadpan delivery of "i shoot him" with NO hesitation THE MOMENT they encounter swifty is what i live for

    • @SnowWing000
      @SnowWing000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      and yet she gets surprised when it threatens to stab her.

    • @mahdielkhatib
      @mahdielkhatib 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@SnowWing000 they* but yeah lol idk what they expected

    • @albertoluizreyes1584
      @albertoluizreyes1584 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Liam's a war guy 🤷🏽

  • @inkboopus
    @inkboopus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2704

    when brennan says “A CIGARETTE!!!” his voice reaches a pitch that i cannot even comprehend

    • @meap27
      @meap27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      3:04 is the best yes. hahaha

    • @mvmnt3scherzo
      @mvmnt3scherzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I remember watching it for the first time, i laughed so hard i was literally in tears lmao

    • @ddubmomo
      @ddubmomo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Liam gets close at the eulogy

    • @BlueflameKing1
      @BlueflameKing1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I honestly thought his voice cracked at that.

    • @riverflutes840
      @riverflutes840 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When I watched it a couple years ago I listened to that part while in junior year chemistry and was trying to not burst out laughing so hard

  • @Pyre
    @Pyre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2209

    This entire compilation is a refined case study in "Yes, and" escalation.
    It's like Gilear but the opposite direction.

    • @Sylver_Woods
      @Sylver_Woods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣

    • @malikwest8367
      @malikwest8367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Gilear’s a case of is “No but,”

    • @papitasloup2119
      @papitasloup2119 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@malikwest8367 no literally 😭

  • @anyasannicolas1408
    @anyasannicolas1408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1690

    Murph’s resigned and exasperated “Okay” when Swifty says “I used to be married” gets me every time

    • @bananaboatcharlie
      @bananaboatcharlie ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Plus Zac's head dropping in defeat at the same time 💀

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    Insane characters who are completely 100% aware of how insane they are are my favourite characters.
    *“I’m a fucked up little guy!”*

    • @MistaZiggy
      @MistaZiggy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      “I’m deep down bad!”

  • @russelljohnson7004
    @russelljohnson7004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1566

    Brennan's a true pro; he can hone in on the raw comedy of the phrase "botched murder-suicide."

    • @cjmilliam8275
      @cjmilliam8275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That statement confuses me because how the hell was it botched

    • @defenderbyname3484
      @defenderbyname3484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@cjmilliam8275
      Cuz he made it out alive

    • @PAPride95
      @PAPride95 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@cjmilliam8275 Clearly, he succeeded in the "murder" part, but fucked up the "suicide" part. Thus, "botched."

  • @druid_the_lizard_wizard
    @druid_the_lizard_wizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2182

    Brennan playing feral characters (Auegfort, Swifty) is my absolute favorite thing

    • @jp3achtr33p6
      @jp3achtr33p6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I feel like Seacaster is way more unhinged then Augefort lol Augefort is more drunk on his own power

    • @andrewgautron4404
      @andrewgautron4404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      A CIGARETTE

    • @anastasiah9636
      @anastasiah9636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Also Baby from Fantasy High 2

    • @dynawesome
      @dynawesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Personally as a DM it’s so fun to do
      Just hearing my players laugh and be absolutely shocked by feral characters is so funny

    • @rabbit-rabbit-boy
      @rabbit-rabbit-boy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Caught between Brennan’s completely feral characters and living disasters (Gilear, Limon) as my favorite

  • @justinneal926
    @justinneal926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    I die every time at “A CIGARETTE!!!”

  • @mollyhats2330
    @mollyhats2330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1000

    Brennan: Hm. That scene was pretty heavy. It seems like the players could use a breather and some levity.
    Brennan: Time for the absolute Evil Gremlin of a gingerbread man

  • @synthster7416
    @synthster7416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    "I'm glad I didn't murder you and I rarely say that." Poetry.

  • @michaelpenrose
    @michaelpenrose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Swifty is the avatar of every bad thought Brennan ever had

  • @gp2014
    @gp2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    I feel like it's such a throwaway moment but the way Brennan as Swifty says " Your Majesty, we care" will never not unsettle me.

    • @tesstucker3311
      @tesstucker3311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Especially with how much Saccharina actually needs to hear that from someone…but that is the absolute wrong person to take that from

  • @Escapestarlight
    @Escapestarlight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Swifty is my sleep paralysis demon who stands on the edge of my bed chain smoking

  • @tomsparrow1823
    @tomsparrow1823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    "you're only ever in recovery" 💀💀💀😂😂

    • @Eadwulf_Skald
      @Eadwulf_Skald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hearing that amount of truth come from that tiny, psychopath is very unsettling.

    • @tarragonpowder8724
      @tarragonpowder8724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Eadwulf_Skald the joke is that he says it but then he takes a puff from his cigarette meaning he’s not in recovery he’s openly addicted

    • @imeanbean
      @imeanbean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tarragonpowder8724 that is not the joke lol

  • @stixx9400
    @stixx9400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    -"What are you smoking?"
    -"A CIGARETTE!"
    Killed me

  • @celceusiguess
    @celceusiguess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    When the dm sees one too many murderhobos and goes, "fuck it! YOU WANNA SEE A MURDERHOBO?!"

  • @t.m.gacutan5523
    @t.m.gacutan5523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    nobody is talking about "im wearing **FOUR** thongs" and honestly i get it

    • @VortexTalon
      @VortexTalon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      There’s so much to unpack, it’s at the bottom of the batshit crazy

  • @dambrony810
    @dambrony810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Finding out that Brennan does volunteer camp counseling as his vacation leave and tells scary stories with voices and all at campfires makes me appreciate him more

  • @geminitricks2332
    @geminitricks2332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    The botched murder suicide gets me evrytime

  • @connienoyes6163
    @connienoyes6163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Underrated: Zac's "You'd better try"

  • @michelnguyen9274
    @michelnguyen9274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The plot of Crown of Candy was so saturated with sad and angst that Swifty's chaotic energy alone was able to balance it out.

  • @samtheactualkenku6205
    @samtheactualkenku6205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    When a murderhobo is reincarnated as a sentient gingerbread man

  • @last2nkow
    @last2nkow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    I love the idea of a season 2 where Swifty has like a big portfolio of different houses and is basically a slum lord and loanshark, but he lives in that nice 3 bedroom in dulcington

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Imagine in Season 2, they're tracking down a Crime Lord and some dark figure in a tavern goes...
      "Have you heard of...The Gingerbread Man?"

    • @MrWTFgameplay
      @MrWTFgameplay ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ultrabigfella the one who lives in dalcington?

  • @matthewcooper4248
    @matthewcooper4248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    "A CIGA *RETTE* !"

  • @zachshade915
    @zachshade915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Swifty is the definition of a gingerbread version of lemongram who went batshit crazy and full murderhobo (I butchered the spelling but it’s adventure time)

  • @atherrien95
    @atherrien95 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Remember that we're hearing the attenuated audio, and that Brennan is apparently startlingly loud in person

  • @justinlopez5238
    @justinlopez5238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    2:40-2:43
    That's a raw exchange of words right there. I wonder if other things happened in Dimension 20 like that.

  • @estherarun8340
    @estherarun8340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Swifty was a real... _heavy sigh_

  • @jimmy_the_squid9456
    @jimmy_the_squid9456 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Lou heard Swifty's voice and took notes for Pinocchio

  • @soonamisapphire2425
    @soonamisapphire2425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    5:04 I am horrified traumatized and terrified this character these words and that look and Brendan's eye will haunt me forever

  • @ciferlu254
    @ciferlu254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    3:00
    I'm putting this timestamp here so I can just easily repeat this part over and over

  • @CoolerGuy121
    @CoolerGuy121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "I'm glad I didn't murder you and I rarely say that" 🤣🤣🤣☠

  • @lillyhill6093
    @lillyhill6093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    something about swifty feels, almost unholy, but like in the way that he, simply existing is an affront to humanity.
    3:54 this section reaally pleases lizard brain for some reason

  • @last2nkow
    @last2nkow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    oh damn... im just stealing this wholecloth as an antagonist for my fantasy DnD group when they hit the feywild... a psychopathic, squeeky af gingerbread man that serves a pagan witch of the mountains? heck yeah

    • @ninibanh1857
      @ninibanh1857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      my immediate thought to this was: "why would ya mæke me up whölecloth from your mænd?"

  • @stormcloudsabound
    @stormcloudsabound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    why is 5:12 the EXACT two pitches of that one skeleton trumpet meme

    • @Lord_Small
      @Lord_Small 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i thought it sounded like umbridge from harry potter :D

    • @jayf7313
      @jayf7313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I hate this, but you're right.
      fuck

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      doot

    • @kitten_grey
      @kitten_grey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I CANT HANDLE THIS INFORMATION

  • @msp654
    @msp654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    I feel like everyone glosses over the botched murder suicide.... I have SO many questions.... was she trying to murder him and commit suicide? Did she survive? HOW did it go wrong??? Was he trying to murder her and commit suicide???? WHO WAS DOING THE MURDERING??? HOW DID IT GO WRONG? SWIFTY WHAT THR FUCK

    • @thegiantegg9672
      @thegiantegg9672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Probably she tried to murder him and commit suicide and he ended up killing her. He confirms that he killed both of his wives and the only way a successful killer can botch a murder suicide is if they either don't hit something vital, which has an astronomically low chance of happening so long as you aim for the throat or just straight up gut yourself, or the gun misfires which has an even lower chance of happening in some circumstances.
      Also I imagine your wife trying to kill you and you (probably accidentally) killing her would probably fuck you up for a bit. That's probably why he turned to drugs.

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@thegiantegg9672 Alternately, he attempted a murder suicide and got the murder part right, but fucked up the suicide due to nerves.

    • @musiclikerperson
      @musiclikerperson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought it meant that they agreed to commit suicide together by mutually killing each other but her death succeeded and his didn't

    • @steakknives
      @steakknives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well, it did happen in a courthouse, with a judge present. Remember that little bit of canon.

  • @JD-hm3nw
    @JD-hm3nw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I LOVE 2:02 because Brennan couldnt say that in character without laughing a little, he had so much fun playing this character lol

  • @scaredyhart268
    @scaredyhart268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I fell mildly in love with this character somewhere in the duration of this video. Just to clarify: yes, this is a cry for help.

  • @WardNightstone
    @WardNightstone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    ...when Brenen did his fundraiser we all messed up we chould have gotten him to have Swifty go to jawbone for therapy

    • @Sylver_Woods
      @Sylver_Woods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh wow
      Yes

    • @smallone2351
      @smallone2351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jawbone would get stabbed to death

    • @elizabethlee2136
      @elizabethlee2136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@smallone2351 Yeah. He and Baby would get married and live in a three bedroom XD

  • @samanthatyler9863
    @samanthatyler9863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Zac's "you better try" is so good too

  • @ren576
    @ren576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    3:04 What are you smokin’?
    A CiGAReTTê

  • @omgheytherewow
    @omgheytherewow ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I'm gonna rip your nuts off"
    "You better TRY."
    I was listening to this part and I had to re-wind several times to make sure I heard it right LMAO

  • @mushi5165
    @mushi5165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:40 is my fav moment here

  • @COWHATE
    @COWHATE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    One of my favorite little bits is Lou's absolutely perfect timing on changing the subject after Swifty's back story.

  • @bacongod512
    @bacongod512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Truly an inspired NPC

  • @sliestwheel
    @sliestwheel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Swifty sounds very similar to Hooty from The Owl House

  • @OneTrueNecromancer
    @OneTrueNecromancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When the dm lovingly packages the game with it's own murder hobo

  • @iamnotapotato.5
    @iamnotapotato.5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The face he makes when he says “I’m wearing 4 thongs” is priceless

  • @Round_20
    @Round_20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    His Doug Walker (Nostalgia Critic) is on point!

  • @SnakeEnthusiast
    @SnakeEnthusiast ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brennan’s impeccable delivery of “not fit now, bitch!” fucking gets me every time

  • @jaydecahedron
    @jaydecahedron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Hearing just Swifty lines in one video is 1) wild 2) funnier than in the show 3) one of the best things I've ever seen.

  • @picklesthewise
    @picklesthewise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The entire time I could only think of Mickey Mouse because the voice was so similar...picturing Mickey saying "I'll end your f**king life" will never not make my day.

  • @t.m.gacutan5523
    @t.m.gacutan5523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    this video gives me an emotion that doesnt exist

  • @trevormink6001
    @trevormink6001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    And this is why improv comics should all play DnD lol

  • @declanfoster7720
    @declanfoster7720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Chaotic evil at its finest

  • @beanboysean
    @beanboysean 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ok but zac's 'you better try' was SO quick and good

  • @justsimon4196
    @justsimon4196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The whole divorce lore had me fucking rolling when I watched this for the first time

  • @williampearson8328
    @williampearson8328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Swifty sounds a lot like Mickey... but just enough not to not have Disney take him down x)

  • @masterXjakensu
    @masterXjakensu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This why i never trust anyone with either swift,trick,devil(or any variation thereof), or anything pertaining to chaos *in their name*. It’s just asking for trouble.

    • @khajiitimanus7432
      @khajiitimanus7432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, I guess it's a good thing you can always rely on Trusty Patches, the one and only!

  • @Nate_Jensen
    @Nate_Jensen ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lou commenting on how annoying the high pitched voice for Swifty is…so ironic when a couple seasons later he plays Pinocchio

  • @jessevancooney6963
    @jessevancooney6963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Brennan playing swifty is making dogs bark

  • @liamerolduffy7738
    @liamerolduffy7738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yeah, this is the best part about dimension 20 campaigns, when the gang kills a lot of people, both innocent or bad. I think that was the reason I didn’t enjoy sleeping city season 2 as much as I did with the first one. The season was basically people being so nice and I like tender moments, but there was too much thinking and not much emotional based decisions like the previous ones. If anything, I think the death count is needed in these chaotic stories, both done by the party, or done by other characters.

  • @snazzyfeathers
    @snazzyfeathers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Swifty is easily the most neurotic character Brennan has played.

  • @IcyAuron
    @IcyAuron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The first scene is one of the best D20 moments, and that's saying a lot.

  • @jackmyers8687
    @jackmyers8687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is creepiest NPC I've ever seen!

    • @theauthorii1751
      @theauthorii1751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You've obviously never seen baron of the baronies

  • @bearbones7913
    @bearbones7913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how unsuprised Ally was

  • @fredarok579
    @fredarok579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Ah, my favorite.

  • @aries_chaos
    @aries_chaos ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The "What are you smoking?!" "A CIGARETTE!" moment... my husband and I had to rewind like 10 minutes after that because we were laughing so hard.

  • @Zahnpuppy
    @Zahnpuppy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I bought a subscription to drop out to watch this. Absolutely amazing. Lou is the best actor in any DND show. Riveting

  • @MrXerios
    @MrXerios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brennan might have actually hurt his voice on that one.

  • @kitkat44885
    @kitkat44885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The most unhinged gingerbread man I've ever encountered

  • @lurkingPabs
    @lurkingPabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Swifty has rackaracka Ronold McDonald energy.

  • @notcafe1257
    @notcafe1257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Shrek seems kinda different

  • @darkdjinniumbrage7798
    @darkdjinniumbrage7798 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The only Swifty I stan

  • @blushworthyspeaks
    @blushworthyspeaks ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Since Matthew Mercer has been Ganon, I want to see Brennan Lee Mulligan as Tingle someday.

  • @FunnyAnimatoFilms
    @FunnyAnimatoFilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You're only ever in recovery.

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    that's an amazing voice. so good.

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    And I thought the Dreamworks Shrek Gingy was dark lmao.

  • @spenceduggs
    @spenceduggs ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel like there's at least one Tiny Insane Shrill NPC in each season, and I honestly love it
    Also, hearing Lou complain about Swifty's voice is hilarious considering who he later plays in Neverafter

  • @bungusbillicent5923
    @bungusbillicent5923 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:41 lives rent free in my mind

  • @Maplestarknight
    @Maplestarknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I haven't watched Any of crown of Candy, and dear god it's on the list next after unsleeping city season 2

  • @tesstucker3311
    @tesstucker3311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:14 always gets to me 😂

  • @toasterenthusiast8023
    @toasterenthusiast8023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "YOU'RE STUPID IF YOU THINK I WOULDN'T BE INTO IT"

  • @effyontheedge5133
    @effyontheedge5133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He liked playing that character a lot

  • @sterlingmuse5808
    @sterlingmuse5808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm glad I didn't murder you, and I rarely say that!"

  • @mysterylovescompany2657
    @mysterylovescompany2657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *I USED TO BE MARRIED*

  • @jimmy_the_squid9456
    @jimmy_the_squid9456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brennan is so unhinged I love it

  • @indigonomad2683
    @indigonomad2683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "you better try!"
    What does that even mean??

  • @jennicaterhodes8491
    @jennicaterhodes8491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Thanks!! I hate it!

  • @SlyBurke
    @SlyBurke 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Later, Lou decided to get some payback for this voice and did Pinnochio in Neverafter.

  • @evancarney9463
    @evancarney9463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is amazing

  • @MirunaNero
    @MirunaNero 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "we care. and we're the most fucked up people in candia :)" will never not kill me

  • @pretentiousname01
    @pretentiousname01 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how Liam's initial response to shoot him was the correct one.

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    fav character ever hes like prices evil elmo from nom nom galaxy

  • @rahulramkissoon
    @rahulramkissoon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:01 I just need to bookmark this seeing as I come back to it so often

  • @EODReddFox
    @EODReddFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Swifty is photonegative Baby. Just as scuffed, equally unhinged.

  • @jomo4680
    @jomo4680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:41 this kills me every time 🤣

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I ONLY LOOK LIKE A KID I'M FORTY THREEEEE YEARS OLD

  • @azntaegrl
    @azntaegrl ปีที่แล้ว

    Swifty and Baby would be best friends and reek havoc on the world 😂

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    _I’m wearing four thongs_
    *HOWS THAT*