"Why does every third song I review on this show sound like a sex offender wrote it" Considering this was around Dr Luke's peak, you weren't wrong there Todd.
Honestly I don't get this argument I love that these song have abouslutly no energy makes them so easy to forget which how I prefer my awful music to be
I typed in Ryan Seacrest fansite and a bunch of stuff about him being accused of sexual harassment came up. That didn't work out the way I expected it to.
But it ended up inspiring more posers and fake deep/Vapid "alternative" pop. Say what you want about the Grunge Movement, it inspired more evocative music.
Lol how? Saying life sucks and wanting to fantasize about being rich isn't a revelation and she sounds exactly like every other pop dipshit who thinks that they're being meaningful by spouting cliche shit
You're reading it wrong, Todd. "I can't promise tomorrow" roughly translates to "When you wake up I'ma be long gone. But if you're good to me, I'll leave $5 for you so you can get a McMuffin at McDonalds or somethin."
Yeah. I never went to a club myself, I'm not into parties and stuff but whenever a song by Flo Rida, Pitbull or even LMFAO came on the radio, I couldn't help but have a good time being happy listening to the song
I don’t mind Pitbull because at least he sounds like he’s having fun. I miss those songs now in the 2020s with all the loneliness ballads and anti-choruses
12:39 I miss the party, party, party songs. After Royals hit 10 years ago everything got so depressing. I hope big, loud, stupid party and club songs make a comeback in 2023.
"Might not get tomorrow" means they won't have the opportunity. Mostly because they'll be too hungover, and by the time they recover, they'll be in different hotels or something.
+Iba Hart some people like to think that they smarter then everyone else. So they assume that Todd doesn't know something and ignore the possibility of it being a joke.
I'll always have nostalgia for the tie in to that New Year's Eve movie with any REMOTE hope of that being good and theoretically partying like "there's no tomorrow"
If the production, lyrics and melodies were to remain exactly the same This song would be MUCH better if it was Will.i.Am and Jason Derulo (I would say Chris Brown but him singing the chorus would be a legitimate threat)
Daddy Yankee is another pitbull....cut to 2018, Pitbull is no longer relevant and Daddy Yankee was part of one of the best selling songs of all time...
Whenever “Grab somebody sexy” comes on when I’m out with friends whether when this came out (middle school) or now (post-college) my friends will grab each other
daddy yankee is like pitbull... but is actually good (good as in a soda used to wash down your throat after eating the plate of shitty food that is a pitbull song)
5:55 “I just heard lmfao’s follow-up single… yeah, I don’t think the world’s gonna be taken over by LMFAO mania anytime soon…” and just like that, their NEXT single went #1. Didn’t last long, but the speedo video was EVERYWHERE. What a gem of a botched prediction.
It's October 2020 in the midst of the corona-pandamic: browsing through old Todd-Videos. "we might not have tomorrow" Back then: lol!! funny!! stupid line!! today: holy shit, did he knew something???
Honestly it could be my ice rink nostalgia but I miss this loud energetic era in music. These days I get a lot of my fix from the bitch tracks on drag race since a lot of them keep up a club sound but the modern music that's on the radio just doesn't hit the same way
5:52 "What do we know that we don't, Ne-Yo?" About that "we might not get tomorrow" line, this is actually a reference to the popular proverb that tomorrow is not promised. Googling "not promised tomorrow quotes" yields many proverbs and quotes about not being promised another day. While it is extremely likely that we will see tomorrow, these quotes focus more on getting into the positive habit of making the most of our time. One of them says, "Tomorrow is never promised, so love and appreciate the people who are in your life." Another says, "Make no room for regrets. Tomorrow is not promised, and today is short."
Can we have a Pitbull Demolition Night?....Also, ''Rompe'' means ''Break'' or in that case ''To Break'' song basically means ''Break the Dance floor'' also Daddy Yankee needs respect. He's been day 1 reggaeton artist. If you're gonna compare him to someone, please not Pitbull, also, us Latinos come in all shades.
Hey I Didn't realize you knew what gorillaz is I feel kind of stupid now But you haven't talked about and I would really like to hear what you have to say
I support this reading. Ne-Yo is a nihilistic sad sack hurting after a break-up and Pitbull is his overly energetic wingman. It explains everything.
This song is like half of the episodes of how I met your mother
"Grab somebody sexy tell em hey/ Give me everything tonight" sounds like somebody's getting mugged.
nejdalej Hahahahahaha!!!
Lol
Todd makes that exact joke in this video.
@@ArizonanSummerfr, what the hell, was the point of that comment lol
"We might not have tomorrow? uh... why not?"
I like how scared he sounds in that sentence
😂 that’s how one night stands work
You’d think there’d have been more lyrics like that lately.
"Why does every third song I review on this show sound like a sex offender wrote it"
Considering this was around Dr Luke's peak, you weren't wrong there Todd.
If you include Dr Luke tracks, the ratio would go way up. It is one in three without him.
YO
Given that we're saturated in sleepy, energy-less trap music now, I honestly miss the club shit. At least it had a pulse to it. (-__-')
Dreigonix True!
Agreed, at least there was energy to it, and it didn't make me want to fall asleep...
Even a year later this is still so true. It's just gotten worse.
Honestly I don't get this argument I love that these song have abouslutly no energy makes them so easy to forget which how I prefer my awful music to be
I feel like I didn't even notice it happening, but when did club tracks stop being a thing? 2012? 2013?
for the record...he DID get paid by Kodak for ads then 😂😂
Look up his "Drive By - Train" video, he mentions it
The product placement is subtle compared to “Fancy Like”.
Flo Rida is such a good stage name. Florida, Flow Rider. Double pun. Great name.
theMoporter it is, too bad nobody knows who he is. or that he has a new song(cake) out.
theMoporter Too bad none of his material comes close to that level of cleverness or wordplay or originality or goodness or-
He wasn’t lying when he said “There’s only 1 flow and 1 rida” on Whistle since he uses basically the same exact flow in every song
Think any it would buy a rap album from a white dude named Ken Tucky?
@@andrewjones1143 Ken Tuck Dis
I can understand why Ne-Yo sounds the way he does. If I was on a PItbull song, I'd be depressed too.
Have you even heard any song from 2016-present, trust me, almost everybody in the music industry now is making Pitbull look like Nirvana.
@@ffjreviews9029 okay, let’s not get blasphemous now
@@ffjreviews9029 how
I typed in Ryan Seacrest fansite and a bunch of stuff about him being accused of sexual harassment came up. That didn't work out the way I expected it to.
0:49 "There's no Nirvana coming along to sweep everything away"
Ironically, that ended up actually happening with Royals by Lorde.
But it ended up inspiring more posers and fake deep/Vapid "alternative" pop.
Say what you want about the Grunge Movement, it inspired more evocative music.
Lol how? Saying life sucks and wanting to fantasize about being rich isn't a revelation and she sounds exactly like every other pop dipshit who thinks that they're being meaningful by spouting cliche shit
@@V4Now saying that like as if grunge didn't inspire stuff like Candlebox and Creed
Maybe that’s why he said it, he rigged “Toddstradamus strikes again”.
Lorde didn't change anything
Love the Feel Good Inc reference.
I love that song
Same big Gorillaz fan here! 😃
The entire segment killed me
@@longliverock9975 Same
When Todd plays this song, it sounds like a theme song for an old television series.
+Lightning Pill
Todd's piano covers always make the songs sound awesome.
You're reading it wrong, Todd. "I can't promise tomorrow" roughly translates to "When you wake up I'ma be long gone. But if you're good to me, I'll leave $5 for you so you can get a McMuffin at McDonalds or somethin."
Honestly I kind of wish we had club music back now.
Yeah. I never went to a club myself, I'm not into parties and stuff but whenever a song by Flo Rida, Pitbull or even LMFAO came on the radio, I couldn't help but have a good time being happy listening to the song
@@Vitorio582 I'm not a club goer either but the music was at least fun. I can still enjoy Party Rock Anthem.
@@EpicB I like Party Rock Anthem. If the song is fun, the lyrics don't really matter
@@Vitorio582 And in general, lyrics that make no sense aren't necessarily a bad thing. I do listen to a lot of Yes.
Never thought I'd miss it.
1:44 And now the "other" pitbull in this review has a #1 single. Oh how the times change!
I know right?
You couldn't make it up
it HURTS me that yall calling daddy another pitbull, more respect for the king
@@sofiagolpe2224 true, pitbull actually had something going for him. Can't say that for yanky danky
LADIES, PONIES AT THE TRACK
IT'S MY CHOCOLATE ATTACK!
fucking love Gorillaz and I love Todd for mentioning them
My fav song
:)
OMG I so did not catch that! Thanks!
watch me as i gravitate
I don’t mind Pitbull because at least he sounds like he’s having fun. I miss those songs now in the 2020s with all the loneliness ballads and anti-choruses
Yeah, picture that with a Kodak
@@janjanbinks1710☠☠☠
12:39 I miss the party, party, party songs. After Royals hit 10 years ago everything got so depressing. I hope big, loud, stupid party and club songs make a comeback in 2023.
I don't know if Charli XCX's "Brat" counts but hyperpop is in I guess
It is and will always be a treat to hear DMX references. RIP X
Fun Fact: Kim Kardashian's robbers played this in the background when they stuck her up.
Lmao, I wonder if they brought their Kodak cameras
@@UBvtuber Beeter yet: that's how they caught them, in time's square taking pictures of each other with kodak's
I love how Todd's facepalms come with a musical sting.
"Might not get tomorrow" means they won't have the opportunity. Mostly because they'll be too hungover, and by the time they recover, they'll be in different hotels or something.
I figured it meant they could always die
Stand down, he knows! It's a joke! It's the three 6 mafia all over again...
+Iba Hart some people like to think that they smarter then everyone else. So they assume that Todd doesn't know something and ignore the possibility of it being a joke.
Except there’s a comment above that doesn’t get it.
I love that Todds idea of hard partying includes one of the birthday blowers 😂
But is it really a party without that, though?
The Kodak line is the single greatest pop lyric in history
Fight me!
So worth it for Todd's hilarious angry rant.
"Despite a tragic birth defect that causes him to speak entirely out of one side of his mouth."
Oh, Todd. You're the best.
I never even knew there was a third person on this song until Todd pointed it out lol
oh my god... when i was a kid i thought they always said “IF somebody’s sexy” and not “grab”... idk what version is work though
The real version.
I like how he got on pitbull for rhyming Kodak with Kodak but not Neo for rhymng night with tonight.
6:34 ‘cause baby tonight! The creepers try to steel our stuff again!!
Looking back, I missed these days.
Where's Pitbull when you need him?
I didn’t like any of the club songs in the early 2010s. Now, almost all of these club songs are amazing
i kinda miss pitbull tbh..........he was at least the fun kinda stupid.
I'll always have nostalgia for the tie in to that New Year's Eve movie with any REMOTE hope of that being good and theoretically partying like "there's no tomorrow"
I was completely unaware of this song until a string arrangement of it was featured in Bridgerton.
And that's where I wish my knowledge had ended...
If the production, lyrics and melodies were to remain exactly the same
This song would be MUCH better if it was Will.i.Am and Jason Derulo (I would say Chris Brown but him singing the chorus would be a legitimate threat)
Underrated comment
Kodak did pay him actually
Turns out the female vocals are by Nayer Regalado, who got more recognition due to this song!
I'll give Pitbull this. Unlike Freud, at least Pitbull embraces his Mommy kink.
Pitch Perfect did this song better than those two, and they did not even sang it completly.
Daddy Yankee is another pitbull....cut to 2018, Pitbull is no longer relevant and Daddy Yankee was part of one of the best selling songs of all time...
What happened to music... 🤦🏻♀️
I’m really sorry if I hurt anyone... I know now what I said was really wrong, can you forgive me...
@@bloosonic123 I didn’t mean to be mean... I don’t want to hurt anyone, but i know I might’ve. Can I do anything to fix it?
Neyo and Pitbull collaborated again, and it was actually good.
I know right?
It made his 2015 honorables
Yes.
8:17- 8:37 Best Lupa moment by far.
shadowlinkbds I love that the dog chases him and proceeds to bite him after lol
That joke would not fly today.
This song took my day from negative to positive
I can finally view the aspect ratio in all its glory
These apocalyptic lyrics, they warned us....
Whenever “Grab somebody sexy” comes on when I’m out with friends whether when this came out (middle school) or now (post-college) my friends will grab each other
These club bangers hit hard in lockdown man
he had a kodak comm. it was in time square lol, not a pit bull fan though!
Best of the Lupa performances :D
The Ne-Yo montage was actually pretty funny
Literally every time I hear this song I remember the "Let's do it to annoy" joke from this video
Did I hear Todd say "chocolate attack"?
ajmrowland It's my chocolate attack!
It’s a reference to another song it was a joke
daddy yankee is like pitbull... but is actually good (good as in a soda used to wash down your throat after eating the plate of shitty food that is a pitbull song)
5:55 “I just heard lmfao’s follow-up single… yeah, I don’t think the world’s gonna be taken over by LMFAO mania anytime soon…” and just like that, their NEXT single went #1. Didn’t last long, but the speedo video was EVERYWHERE. What a gem of a botched prediction.
Todd just went after Lupa because she kidnapped Kali
Ya Feel Good Inc'd me
😂😂
This predicted the pandemic, just like Tool did in 2019.
I just heard this song in a store and that stupid line about Kodak instantly popped into my head. Had to chuckle to myself.
I heard this song on a bus @ 3AM cuz that's the only time and place pitbull deserves airtime, and even that's a stretch.
"we put the hip in rohypnol" is one of the most underrated jokes in all these videos
Omg the rhyming bit killed me
It's October 2020 in the midst of the corona-pandamic: browsing through old Todd-Videos.
"we might not have tomorrow" Back then: lol!! funny!! stupid line!!
today: holy shit, did he knew something???
Honestly it could be my ice rink nostalgia but I miss this loud energetic era in music. These days I get a lot of my fix from the bitch tracks on drag race since a lot of them keep up a club sound but the modern music that's on the radio just doesn't hit the same way
The renactment of Grab somebody sexy, tell them "hey! Gimme everything tonight" was beautiful.
Did he make a solo review of "Time of Our Lives"
5:52 "What do we know that we don't, Ne-Yo?"
About that "we might not get tomorrow" line, this is actually a reference to the popular proverb that tomorrow is not promised. Googling "not promised tomorrow quotes" yields many proverbs and quotes about not being promised another day. While it is extremely likely that we will see tomorrow, these quotes focus more on getting into the positive habit of making the most of our time. One of them says, "Tomorrow is never promised, so love and appreciate the people who are in your life." Another says, "Make no room for regrets. Tomorrow is not promised, and today is short."
say what you will but i do miss the club banger era,, at least it was FUN
Pitbull is basically DJ Khaled - all his songs are collabs and he speaks mostly in edgy oneliners. Only he does actually sing.
Memories...
Why did I like this song back then...
I still like this song :P
iamindianbutidont pooponthestreet I mean Ne-Yo still sound good in this song to me
I bought this song on iTunes... Hoo boy.
Nothing became of this girls career
“Wait that isn’t Pitbull, who is this?! There’s 2 of them?! How is that even possible!”
Can we have a Pitbull Demolition Night?....Also, ''Rompe'' means ''Break'' or in that case ''To Break'' song basically means ''Break the Dance floor'' also Daddy Yankee needs respect. He's been day 1 reggaeton artist. If you're gonna compare him to someone, please not Pitbull, also, us Latinos come in all shades.
And of course someone made a turkish version of that
th-cam.com/video/t0Tt2QkNGi4/w-d-xo.html
Who's here after Todd said he misses Pitbull on his worst of 2023 list
Lol thats how I think Pitbull actually writes his rhymes.... OK guys... list of things that rhymes :)
IT'S MY CHOCOLATE ATTAAAAACK!!!!!!
4:18 nice gorillaz reference there Todd 👍🏻
Rompe means break
Sam Dragonborn romper= to break
And of course someone made a turkish version of that
th-cam.com/video/t0Tt2QkNGi4/w-d-xo.html
Pit bull is now the Slurms McKenzie of EDM
7:27 I think this is my all time favorite Todd joke. I burst out laughing each time
The Pitch Perfect version is far superior.
Ne yo is good part of this song.
4:46-4:47 the funniest part of the whole video.
a much better way to word the chorus would be "grab someone special and tell them let's do everything tonight."
It's close to "let's do it" Sounds too freaky.
"give me everything" could be subliminally hidden as dancing on the radio.
Even anal?
Rewatching this after Danny Gonzales' video
Which one?
@@jessenathan9346"Pitbull's Awful Lyrics" - th-cam.com/video/4d-oUkwcIwY/w-d-xo.html
12:00
RIP DMX
This hits a lot different during COVID.... 😅
Hey I Didn't realize you knew what gorillaz is I feel kind of stupid now
But you haven't talked about and I would really like to hear what you have to say
Kodak was a brand in 2011???
"Imma love on you tonight"
I thought it was “I want all of you tonight.” Which version is more creepy?
@@andrewollmann304 You're correct, that's the actual lyric. Seems that all the alternatives are creepy too
Todd: there’s no Nirvanan coming along to wipe things away.
Lorde: hold my beer…
Let’s do it to annoy.
Mission accomplished.
Kodak did pay for product placement.
And they promptly went bankrupt.
You should do Sober Up by AJR and Good Old Days by Macklemore
You might make fun of her for not really projecting, but I do love the way she sounds.
The only reason I remember this song I because of that one Marlon Webb vine.
Man, Talento de barrio was a turning point for reggaeton. Oh and also rip Pitbull
Ok saying daddy Yankee is pitbull 2 is just mean
8:42 Todd, 2011: "Why does every third song I review sound like a seccs offender wrote it?!?"
2013: "I hate these BLURRED LINES!"
omfg i forgot about this song
This is just the awful version of Save Tonight right down to Pitbull using the chorus melody.