That's Still Not How Women Work

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  • @maybemed4944
    @maybemed4944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2695

    “how do women pee” we don’t. we girlies go to the bathroom to apply our killer lipglosses, vape, and gossip about incels !!!

    • @snowballars
      @snowballars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      it gets reabsorbed and then it comes out as our tears. that's why women cry so much. true fact share it with your family at dinner time. 👍

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      we don’t, it evaporates through our skin

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      How dare you forget eat hot chip and lie

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ursidae97 and be bisexual

    • @maybemed4944
      @maybemed4944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@ursidae97 you are so right. my bad girlie

  • @onlycorndog6322
    @onlycorndog6322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "The clitoris is a social construct" is one of my new favorite phrases

  • @somethingstupid1075
    @somethingstupid1075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    I hate when guys think that the cervix is some sort of pleasure center. The majority of women find pressure/touching on their cervix very uncomfortable and possible painful. I understand that it’s just a lack of education, but talking about what you’re gonna do to my cervix is an instant turn off.

    • @the_goddess_1859
      @the_goddess_1859 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I have heard some women enjoy like...gentle or gradual impact, but that's very few, and always ask first

    • @somethingstupid1075
      @somethingstupid1075 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@the_goddess_1859 that’s fair, everyone likes different things, I just hate when guys assume it’s a universal pleasure center

    • @mallarielove
      @mallarielove 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@the_goddess_1859yeah but it’s rare and not common and yet the majority of men think that it’s the opposite. that’s the point of the comment.

    • @mallarielove
      @mallarielove 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@shuu-wasseothat’s exactly what they said. the entire point of the comment.

    • @TeagueisTrash
      @TeagueisTrash 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      if a guy told me he could hit up in my intestines id be pretty intrigued at least

  • @Halokon
    @Halokon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1778

    “Skip to this time stamp”
    *gestures to nothing*

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  2 ปีที่แล้ว +460

      i forgot to put it in the video but there is a chapter for it!

    • @jfm14
      @jfm14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I wasn't even watching the video and I knew it wasn't there. 😂

    • @Halokon
      @Halokon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@AnnamarieForcino It's cool, I wasn't even interested in skipping, I'm up for butt stuff!
      Just thought it was funny! Excellent video as always!

    • @kayenjee
      @kayenjee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just assumed the whole video was about ass, holes, and assholes.

    • @lipstickcloud
      @lipstickcloud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, I was bummed that it wasn't there too. 😆

  • @rouge601
    @rouge601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3137

    LET'S GO LESBIANS

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  2 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      WOOOOOO

    • @sophiathefurbst
      @sophiathefurbst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      @@AnnamarieForcino why does it remove one “O” when I press translate-

    • @samboi123
      @samboi123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@sophiathefurbst the magic of Google

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@samboi123 gOOOOOOgle

    • @sophiathefurbst
      @sophiathefurbst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@TurbopropPuppy I read as the way people say “DUUUUVAAALLLLLL”

  • @basketballchick93
    @basketballchick93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    “Stop looking for the cl*t. It’s not there”
    Lmfaooooooo

    • @Greenteabook
      @Greenteabook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I'm gonna start claiming the prostate is just a state of mind

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@Greenteabook the glans is vibe-based

    • @glitchybrawl7012
      @glitchybrawl7012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      if i can't see it, it doesn’t exist!

    • @mollyoconnor9365
      @mollyoconnor9365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "the clit isn't real, it can't hurt me, the clit isn't real, it can't hurt me, the cli-"

    • @theowlhouseseason3213
      @theowlhouseseason3213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Clit is a vibe

  • @Ace_Greymoore
    @Ace_Greymoore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    10:00 "You're basically dating a man if you date a woman like this"
    Me, a trans man with all the listed characteristics: Aww that's so nice of you

    • @dontcheckinsideyourcloset
      @dontcheckinsideyourcloset 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      fr as a trans guy with naturally high testosterone because of pcos i was like "thanks for the validation"

    • @valentine.58
      @valentine.58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      omg same besties except im 5'4" 😔 gender invalid 😰😭💀

    • @GoodWormDoctor
      @GoodWormDoctor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@valentine.58 hey, im a short trans guy. We stand together, atop one another's shoulders so we can spit in the eyes of transphobia

    • @theMyRadiowasTaken
      @theMyRadiowasTaken ปีที่แล้ว +4

      homestuck 🫵

    • @charlieandhisantics9954
      @charlieandhisantics9954 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@valentine.58no gender for you

  • @arihoward-tate6371
    @arihoward-tate6371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    "quivering cervix" OB/GYNs must be very concerned 💀

    • @RevelationsPrimo
      @RevelationsPrimo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Incel coomers reading too many doujins with cervix penetration & cumflation

    • @GoodWormDoctor
      @GoodWormDoctor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Momma Dr. Jones: **panicked screams**

    • @charlieandhisantics9954
      @charlieandhisantics9954 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mama doctor Jones is shaking in her boots

    • @koii319
      @koii319 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ao3 writers rubbing their hands tgthr rn

  • @jizolord69
    @jizolord69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2348

    This is the American education system being an absolute girlboss and not doing jackshit 😅

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was just complaining about that yesterday because I myself am a woman and I *JUST* learned that the vagina is inside my body and not just like… what we call the whole thing. Why did my “health” class only teach me to not ever have sex before marriage and if I do then I’ll immediately get pregnant, obtain twelve STDs, and also die. I’m a mf legal adult and nobody ever bothered to tell me basic facts about my body :,)

    • @jizolord69
      @jizolord69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@froggy5748 LMAO I can’t believe the amount of sex ed courses that’ve told people they’d die if they were even in the vicinity of an erect penis.

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@jizolord69 fr and its not like I was in the class back in the fuckin 90s or something, it was literally four years ago in my freshman year of high school

    • @jizolord69
      @jizolord69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@froggy5748 yes I’m not even out of high school yet and they don’t offer sex ed. as for middle school, they vaguely offered any information about sex and contraceptives, didn’t teach us about sperm, and separated the genders into different groups so I hardly learned anything about the female anatomy.

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jizolord69 I graduate in a few months and the only reason I know about birth control and condoms is my parents teaching me because they knew school wouldn’t. In middle school we got nothing but in 6th grade at elementary we got a class that basically just said “girls have periods, boys might have wet dreams” and that’s about it lol
      It’s crazy that we don’t even teach people to know their own bodies

  • @nat9527
    @nat9527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    My bf keeps showing me tiktoks about women's bodies and healthcare and shit and asking me if they're true lol. It's honestly kind of adorable but I'm just like how did he you know this?? I thought this was common information??

    • @Fluff_Noodles
      @Fluff_Noodles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      It's sad how the education system completely refuses to teach the things about our bodies that we should know. It really should be common knowledge but in some places even girls don't learn how their own bodies work but least he's trying to learn from the women in his life! It's nice that y'all have a relationship where he feels comfortable asking you about those things

    • @sophiathefurbst
      @sophiathefurbst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Fluff_Noodles yup. I knew *so little* about my own body (im american if that provides some context) until I started looking into things on the internet (with reputable sources!! dw)

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I’m a woman and I don’t know most of the shit about my body because our “health” classes didn’t teach us jack shit except for abstinence. I don’t even know where to begin with learning about my body, it’s stressful lmao

    • @sophiathefurbst
      @sophiathefurbst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@froggy5748 I feel like I’m atleast lucky that my school just assumed my parents would tell me everything (which they rlly didn’t..I think they thought school would elaborate further on the vague definition they gave me when i was probably a bit younger than the age they wanted to tell me at and wouldn’t stop asking) but school just kinda explained the cell process and like nothing else (but ig my Catholic prep stuff made up for the lack of shaming 🙄)

    • @bipo819
      @bipo819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      At least he’s willing to learn more and fact check with an actual woman
      Props to him
      But yeah an anatomy book with be really useful and plus there’s credible sources out there from doctors (that are not not healthline or webMD) where he could learn more

  • @devons.3481
    @devons.3481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    this video took years off my life. i cannot believe i am JUST NOW discovering that the cl!t isn't real 🤯🤯🤯 all this time i thought i was getting off, but turns out i was just rubbing a social construct

    • @BeepBoop14
      @BeepBoop14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Omg this is my fav comment on this video hahahahahahahaha

    • @alize0623
      @alize0623 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You social conditioned yourself into orgasming lmao (jk)

  • @mshinodababe
    @mshinodababe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    I could listen to you say “coffee” forever

    • @SA00Toad
      @SA00Toad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i was gonna say the same
      coffee queen back at it again

    • @xx-sof-xx
      @xx-sof-xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was looking for a comment like this lmao

    • @glitchybrawl7012
      @glitchybrawl7012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      quofi

    • @IDONTKNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
      @IDONTKNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Cawfee

    • @eggchomp
      @eggchomp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      cwafee

  • @cyanm4genta
    @cyanm4genta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Never going to forget that time i told my boyfriend you can't really go past a woman's cervix and he didn't believe me so I had to show him an anatomy book

  • @Spookybluelights
    @Spookybluelights 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1028

    I have many questions. Such as: when did my bathroom become your room? And: If this is your room now, why haven't you been paying rent?

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  2 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      i will be pleading the fifth 👁️👄👁️

  • @sydneycoughlin1587
    @sydneycoughlin1587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The cervix was probably quivering out of fear tbh

  • @Olivia-pj9wy
    @Olivia-pj9wy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    The cut from “Hershey Highway” to the coffee ad killed me

  • @robertborland5083
    @robertborland5083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    8:10 Yes. Self-fertilization would result in an inbreeding coefficient of 0.50, equal to three generations of consecutive sibling inbreeding. This is explored in the book What If? by Randall Monroe ("Self-Fertilization" pp 158-167).

    • @47n3
      @47n3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      dear lord

    • @robertborland5083
      @robertborland5083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@47n3 Yeah. Consider that Charles II of Spain had an inbreeding coefficient of 0.2538, a bit more than that from one generation of sibling inbreeding. An interesting paper on the subject is "Royal dynasties as human inbreeding laboratories: the Hapsburgs" by Francisco C. Ceballos and Gonzalo Álverez, published in Nature in 2013.

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This book is now on my wishlist.
      I wonder if the Ancient Egyptians ever achieved this coefficient, considering their almost mandatory royal incest.

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Update: I looked it up, and it seems the Ptolemaic Dynasty managed to rack up more than 3 successive generations of sibling inbreeding (plus a few uncle/niece ones)!

    • @otakumangastudios3617
      @otakumangastudios3617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh my gosh I love that book!

  • @thzrn3076
    @thzrn3076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    as a girl with A cups it’s difficult being called a boy or a trap or not womanly enough just because my chest is small :(

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Personally I really love girls with smaller chests!! They fit perfectly in hands, y’know? There will always be someone out there for you, keep your chin up! Don’t let these stinky men get to you

    • @lunahodnomerdva
      @lunahodnomerdva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I am just HAPPY mine is. I am broad shouldered and stocky, so this is'nt really much of a relief, but some of it, all the same. (Being cis and hetero, FYI, but no more looking for a man.)

    • @genderfluidlygay7146
      @genderfluidlygay7146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I wish I could donate mine to anyone who needed my DDD/E/F cups. *Here* TAKE IT. Btw they are a pain in the a$$ too. Also, u guys are gorgeous/beautiful pls never let another person make you feel that way. Love and warm hugs to whoever needs it

    • @radiationshepherd
      @radiationshepherd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bro weebs are too common nowadays, I never heard this type of stuff growing up lmao

    • @thzrn3076
      @thzrn3076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@radiationshepherd yeah men who are weebs would occasionally say they like my boobs because it makes me look PRE-PUBESCENT like a girl. gross

  • @CuteKittyMeep
    @CuteKittyMeep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    cutting from talking extensively about butts to drinking a glass of brown coffee gave me quite the whiplash

    • @spaghetto9836
      @spaghetto9836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      💀💀💀

    • @Faulk425
      @Faulk425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The hershey highway

  • @lordskeletor481
    @lordskeletor481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Drop our kids off at the pool is a great analogy (pun not intended)

  • @CoreyT97
    @CoreyT97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I didn't ever notice how strong Annamarie's accent was until I heard her say cawffee about 50 times 😂

  • @moonlusterblack
    @moonlusterblack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    8:49 I had the STRONGEST gag reaction to that phrase, thank you Annamarie.

    • @twiggledowntown3564
      @twiggledowntown3564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I love your icon! It's very relaxing to look at.

    • @moonlusterblack
      @moonlusterblack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@twiggledowntown3564 Thank you!

  • @trashcatlinol
    @trashcatlinol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    ...my grandma would NOT be telling me everything I read on the internet is suspect.
    She'd be telling me I need to talk to this doctor she met on Facebook who does lung extensions.

    • @Goofyguy23709
      @Goofyguy23709 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NOT THE LUNG EXTENSIONS 💀😮😭😭

    • @isabella79282
      @isabella79282 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh yeah, the lung tech! I found my lung tech on Facebook too, she does an awesome job. I get my lungs done every two weeks. So worth it.

  • @josierowley4464
    @josierowley4464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Every time I watch a video like this it’s like a breathe of fresh air when it’s over and remember “oh yeah I’m a lesbian hahaha I don’t have to deal with men” 🤪🤪

    • @jrmckim
      @jrmckim 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly, you still have to deal with them. They pretty much run the world now...

    • @jennoscura2381
      @jennoscura2381 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am a lesbian who isn't getting any. But if this is the state of straight men then it's better to be a sexless lesbian than a straight woman jumping in bed with men. At least I know where my clit is. I prefer clit stimulation over vaginal. So I would probably have a hard time orgasming from penis in vagina sex.

    • @Hatsune-Miku_Fan
      @Hatsune-Miku_Fan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank God!

    • @fallen_vague28
      @fallen_vague28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm not as lucky ☹️

  • @alinacalderon9405
    @alinacalderon9405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    the way they write feels like wattpad smut

  • @Trashboat4521
    @Trashboat4521 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    10:27 that was literally a child that description is describing a child

  • @CoffeeKitten96
    @CoffeeKitten96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    The moment I heard the phrase "quivering cervix" I couldn't help but wince. I really wish people would stop acting like that's a pleasure spot! Also, where did you find the lesbian fan you use in your intro? It's super pretty!

    • @mollyoconnor9365
      @mollyoconnor9365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      I cannot tell you the amount of times a man has talked about penetrating my cervix like I'd be turned on by it. I have an iud, I am VERY aware that having something shoved into my cervix is quite an unpleasant experience. That's not where penises should go

    • @NekomiSon
      @NekomiSon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@mollyoconnor9365 I always react with “if you’re hitting the cervix, then something went terribly wrong.”

    • @mollyoconnor9365
      @mollyoconnor9365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@NekomiSon yet these dudes act like its a second g-spot

    • @nixkurusu
      @nixkurusu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      those fans are available at Spencer’s. =) they have a pretty large selection of pride flags.

    • @bishielurfer
      @bishielurfer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Some people are definitely into getting their cervix pounded, but it's certainly not something every person with a vagina enjoys and it can be incredibly painful. It's the kind of thing you should never do unless your partner specifically says they're into it.
      And even for those who do enjoy it, I don't think the cervix is quivering, and you absolutely never want to penetrate the cervix.

  • @mondayglow9014
    @mondayglow9014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    As a sex therapist, I'd love to offer some clarification on the issue of "sex / porn addiction". Over-reliance on porn, compulsive use of porn, and out of control sexual behavior are absolutely real but they are NOT an addiction in the way we understand it. This is especially important because the so-called "treatments" for sex addiction offered by "sex addiction therapists" are not clinically proven. In fact, people who offer this type of treatment aren't required to have any education in human sexuality whatsoever. The treatment relies in great part on stigmatizing, shaming and suppressing "undesirable" sexual behavior, and has no sexual wellness component whatsoever. There are many causes of porn use that is compulsive and can cause distress to individuals and couples, some of which include high levels of anxiety, problems with emotional regulation, trauma, relational problems, lack of sex education, avoidance and escapism, mental health conditions and many more. I share this as a warning that if you or someone you know struggle with over-reliance on porn, please be aware that it's incredibly important to use the right therapeutic models for treatment, and any such model absolutely must be rooted in sexual wellness and must be non-stigmatizing and non-shaming.

    • @joyshreve1621
      @joyshreve1621 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank you for sharing! I have really negative views on porn and sometimes it helps to hear from other people who don't!

    • @mallarielove
      @mallarielove 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah but we can still refer it as that. there’s still a compulsive urge to watch it that they can’t help and it changes their brains. so to the general publics understanding, it IS an addiction.

  • @PadawanoftheSea
    @PadawanoftheSea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    “Please skip to this time stamp” GIRL THERE ISNT ONE 💀💀💀💀

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      THERES A CHAPTER FOR BUTT STUFF

    • @cyrus2430
      @cyrus2430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AnnamarieForcino ANNA NO YHERE ISNT💀

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cyrus2430 It's there. Bring the time bar up on your screen and go to the next line on it.

    • @devilish5769
      @devilish5769 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      4:45 ☠️

  • @shadesofcallum
    @shadesofcallum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    THAT THUMBNAIL CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD 💀

  • @w00rmz
    @w00rmz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    Hating men might be a lesbian stereotype, but I'm a PROUD lesbian stereotype. /j

    • @sabsain2399
      @sabsain2399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭😭😭

    • @rookideetrainer1635
      @rookideetrainer1635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That better not be in the terf way boi O_O /hj
      Edit: I wasn't meaning to imply this person WAS a terf... I'm sorry about that; I was more joking about it having overlap with terfy ideologies and it was partly a minor worry of mine, hince the _half_ joking

    • @UusshuU
      @UusshuU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@rookideetrainer1635
      :-/ c’mon ….women (ESPECIALLY lesbians) have so many reasons to dislike men it’s not even funny this does not liken them to terfs, also oh my god i’m not trying 2 b rude but can we please stop saying shit like this on anything a lesbian says

    • @rookideetrainer1635
      @rookideetrainer1635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@@UusshuU I was joking, dude, there was a tone indicator
      But, also, this is coming from a trans man who can get hurt by the fact that I'm either compared to cis men like this or not truly considered a man

    • @UusshuU
      @UusshuU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@rookideetrainer1635 no i got it was a joke but like. all i’m saying is too often lesbian is used interchangeably with terf and that’s kind of not good

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    God, give me the audacity and confidence of cis-het men who can find out Meghan Markle is a narcissist because of her posture and how Prince Harry is her sub because he wasn’t ramrod straight in a photograph.

  • @lapsis6582
    @lapsis6582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    This video got my cervix quivering- signed, a man

  • @SparklingsRoblox
    @SparklingsRoblox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    HITTING YOUR WHAT? THE QUIVERING WHAT?

  • @Vivishobbies
    @Vivishobbies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    WHY DID THEY DRAW JINX LIKE THAT 😭

    • @BEEDRILL303
      @BEEDRILL303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      B/c they like drawing over exaggerated poses sometimes

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That pose can be nice sometimes but not when the anatomy is wrong in the image

    • @ThePunkina1
      @ThePunkina1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Like I get the sentiment but lord she going poltergeist on us lol

    • @truenrc9097
      @truenrc9097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      THEY GOT RID OF EVERYTHING THAT MADE HER JINXXXXX I WAS APPALED WHEN I FIRST SAW IT 💀💀💀💀

    • @ThePunkina1
      @ThePunkina1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@truenrc9097 it's based off of league of legends jinx not arcane

  • @QueenoftheHorizon
    @QueenoftheHorizon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    These anatomy hot takes make me think of that time I had a fight with a guy over what squ*rting from a female body was. Like he absolutely refused to believe me on the grounds that he "has seen p0rn" and dismissed me having any authority on the subject despite me literally being female and being attached to the body parts in question.

    • @rachel5399
      @rachel5399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I literally hate porn. It seriously melts people's brains, but specifically young dudes. I remember in high school, I was talking to my friend about our types. My type? Just someone who treated me nice, liked to read, had at least some of my music taste, and preferably had longer, shaggier hair, and if I wanted to get picky, had darker features. His? Of course, he needed a girl with big boobs, tiny waist, no body hair, big butt, you know, full porn star mode. A 16 year old boy, a virgin, whose voice still cracked, wanted a full figured woman, with unrealistic proportions, out of his choices of also 16 year old girls. Stated that he would settle for no less, but also, would be damned if he dated a "whore." Absolute insanity. Not to mention they want to try out all of these crazy positions in the first few times of having sex. Don't even care that they last 3 seconds. Don't even care that sex hurts the first few times for us ladies, just straight to porn. Teenage boys should just be locked away until they're 25. 😂😂 Dealing with them on a day to day basis in high school, I sometimes genuinely was secretly hoping for a war so they'd be drafted so I could just eat my lunch in peace. 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @radiationshepherd
      @radiationshepherd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You mean the is squirt pee argument? Or did he just not believe squirting exists

    • @samanthavanscoder9536
      @samanthavanscoder9536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I will belive its not pee when someone can tell me where it comes from. Nobody will tell me.

    • @Free.zen.
      @Free.zen. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just because it comes from the bladder does not mean it’s urine…

    • @samanthavanscoder9536
      @samanthavanscoder9536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Free.zen. as far as i am aware the bladder is a large pouch that constantly recieves urine. Is urine production shut down for a time? Do you have to pee first before sex begins? Does this other fluid come from the kidneys as well?

  • @sweetsour4375
    @sweetsour4375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I'm not sure if you've covered r/MenWritingWomen or r/SapphoAndHerFriend but I think both would be right up your alley.

  • @veranohall3008
    @veranohall3008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    What is the alpha bro obsession with the weight 120lbs? I'm generally considered very skinny by most people, and am still 130lbs. I haven't weighed under 120 since I was 18. Lol. But then again, that seems to be how they like them anyway. Barely legal. Oop. They don't wanna talk about that, though. 😂

    • @RackednStackeddd
      @RackednStackeddd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ikr? 110-140lbs is deemed a perfectly healthy weight for the average 5'4 female, idk why they all think 120 is the end all be all

    • @shelbyzimmerman
      @shelbyzimmerman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i’m a little under 120lbs but i’m 5’6 so people say i’m too skinny. you can truly never win

    • @charlieandhisantics9954
      @charlieandhisantics9954 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's what I weighed in *middle school.* I don't know why people are so gross

    • @neuroseptember1020
      @neuroseptember1020 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m 5’10. I haven’t been 120 since I was 14. It’s insane

  • @Grace-er9ep
    @Grace-er9ep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I wish she would drop that hair care routine cause those curls are positively lovely

  • @speccogecko7296
    @speccogecko7296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Breasts are made of fat and breast tissues, tiny correction I want to make for around 12:30 which means exercise would have even less of a dramatic effect on their size. Weight loss usually only shrinks your breast size.
    My mum had a breast reduction because her boobs kept growing and growing. The doctors told her that her breasts were almost entirely breast tissue, they had hardly any fat in them, despite the fact my mum was overweight at the time. It was causing breathing issues and back pain. She used to be able to stand behind someone and wrap both breasts all the way around their face (she only did this to my dad).

  • @lipstickcloud
    @lipstickcloud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "No matter what Big Vulva tells you..." Just perfect.

  • @_skyline_4768
    @_skyline_4768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I WAS LITERALLY ON THAT SUBREDDIT WHEN I GOT THIS NOTIFICATION

    • @_skyline_4768
      @_skyline_4768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I GOT A FREAKING HEART HECK YEAH!!!!!

  • @coletobrunko
    @coletobrunko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Sitting through all those absolute geniuses was worth it for that full circle ending

  • @NoYeahNah
    @NoYeahNah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:09 This dude doesn't know about the prostate gland, does he? He's going to get a rude awakening at his first prostate exam, although he sounds young (pleassegodlethimbe12) and hopefully he will figure it out before then.

  • @hauntedmushroomsasmr7716
    @hauntedmushroomsasmr7716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    10:03 then by that logic, any man under 5'10 is high in estrogen.

  • @GlitterF-CK
    @GlitterF-CK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Porn addiction is real, but watching porn does not equal porn addiction

  • @samueljhagrid
    @samueljhagrid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    cracking her spine like a glow stick 🥰

  • @LGBBQSAUCE
    @LGBBQSAUCE 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    5:06 showing coffee IMMEDIATELY AFTER saying hershey highway is insane 😭

  • @thisurldoesnotexist
    @thisurldoesnotexist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I don't remember unpausing this video but suddenly a coffee ad was playing. 10/10 would recommend

  • @user-oh6uw9mu9u
    @user-oh6uw9mu9u ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Targeted weight loss does not exist. You're right that transmasculine people often focus on upper body work outs, but it's more to make their shoulders and torso bigger and more masculine-looking, and it's definitely not reserved for pre-top surgery people. Which body parts you exercise has no effect on where you lose weight. It's just your body turning stored fat into energy, it has no reason to take the fat out of your arm because that's where the energy was used.

  • @bready1331
    @bready1331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    13:48 YOU DID NOT HAVE TO ADD THESE SOUND EFFECTS

  • @ladyredl3210
    @ladyredl3210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    15:24 he literally went 360 degrees around the point and came back to it. I’m crying laughing. Imagine being that ignorant.

  • @PerksJ
    @PerksJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I got so happy seeing this video. There’s nothing new on youtube. You’re adorable, your hair game is strong. I needed this gracias amiga!

  • @jinx7075
    @jinx7075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My toxic trait is that my little possum brain has to repeat 'coffee' in this new Yorker accent everytime Anne says it ;-;

  • @Fullertattoos
    @Fullertattoos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Liissteeeen omfg. I follow that subreddit and have read all these. Theres actually a shocking amount of men who DEFEND these posts on them. They’re downvoted sometimes, but oh my god, they are there.

  • @TheSunflowerSniper
    @TheSunflowerSniper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As an Italian woman, this video made me feel seen.
    lol

  • @annateixeira2897
    @annateixeira2897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The letterboard be like: WOME N

  • @IsaacHitoshi
    @IsaacHitoshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Yas slay needed this, having a breakdown currently bestie

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      slay, but also i hope you’re feeling better 💗💗

  • @kaceyflynn2837
    @kaceyflynn2837 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Okay but "frothin'" is definitely the worst way to say you're horny. God DAMN that was visceral.

  • @ri2587
    @ri2587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    14:21 technically, since that’s true for everyone, that politician is actually saying that tans people aren’t any different from us!!! r/accidentalally ???👀

  • @TheFangirlOtaku
    @TheFangirlOtaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "as a female specimen"
    We already have a problem

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ‘Touch a Biology Textbook” is a T-Shirt waiting to happen.

  • @artistdudebro
    @artistdudebro 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I think some men confuse the g-spot with the cervix

    • @Fran_Glass
      @Fran_Glass 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think so too.

  • @TheHestya
    @TheHestya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I also made my barbies scissor. I guess that explains some things.
    Also, the weirdo had 1 almost correct point, it does kind of in a way almost 'leak' for days afterwards if one doesn't wrap it up. It can cause yeast infections and smells for some women as it's just stuff that takes a while to be cleaned out fully. 'Leak' is not the right word, but it's certainly not all gone the moment we go pee afterwards.

  • @DinosaurNick
    @DinosaurNick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    As a non-binary AFAB the anal sex part made me cringe ... I just got out of an abusive relationship and I actively avoid anal sex as my ex caused me great pain and trauma. Whereas my brother swears anal sex feels good, my experiences disagree. So we can confirm, that is BS

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Drop our kids off at the pool”. What. An. Euphemism 👏🏽

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Annamarie Forcino really said: “I have an arsenal of wordplay for all you sinners to enjoy.” #HungUp

  • @kaj-2
    @kaj-2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    doing chest exercises doesn’t reduce fat in that area because the body doesn’t only burn fat in the places you’re exercising, but it does increase muscle definition

  • @Aprlrain9987
    @Aprlrain9987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I just want to say when it comes to back door action lube lube lube. Lube until you think it’s too much, then add more lube. Then maybe a little more lube. Makes a HUGE difference.

    • @passionate_possum_pal
      @passionate_possum_pal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also prep work. Doing fingers first, or small toys, helps a lot.

  • @tay-lore
    @tay-lore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Thank you for your ad read not being for fucking mud.... That coffee sounds awesome! High quality roasting and brewing gives so much to a cup of coffee!!

  • @Cloudkirb
    @Cloudkirb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Really appreciate that fact thrown in that breasts shrink when doing chest exercises. I've been looking for non harmful ways to make mines smaller

    • @smolson8471
      @smolson8471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s not specifically about chest exercises, just that exercise will eventually shrink the chest as you lose weight.

    • @saturngirl3748
      @saturngirl3748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@smolson8471 True I think chest exercises are okay if your just trying to get your breasts to be less saggy, but it actually is harder to work out if your trying to gain weight.
      If your thick you can just trim down your stomach with cardio work outs and you will be left with large breasts.
      If your skinny it requires surgery which is kind of expensive. You need an entirely different diet too that has more protein in it and less sugars.

    • @Elliebellyboo02
      @Elliebellyboo02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Breasts are primarily fatty tissue. If someone loses weight through exercise their breasts will be smaller because of that weight loss. Spot reduction is a total myth.

    • @luxziie
      @luxziie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd recommend checking the pinned comment. Someone clears up what Annamarie said

    • @pugsondrugs5480
      @pugsondrugs5480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It can depend on the person too, people lose weight in different ways and hold onto fat in certain places for longer than others.
      My roommate tried working out to reduce her boobs, instead the rest of her upper body got smaller around them 😂.

  • @BarbarianGod
    @BarbarianGod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:33 "but if that's true, then how do women pee" *clap* no notes, perfect video ending

  • @gsuaveyt
    @gsuaveyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I dont really blame other guys for not knowing how womens bodies work if theyve exactly, examined one or learned but. To proclaim their ignorance so boldly

  • @karmann007
    @karmann007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:05 I guess someone's never heard of self-cest before.... count yourself lucky

  • @daisy0asis
    @daisy0asis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm going crazy. about how she says coffee. hahahahahaha I know it's a accent but it's so funnyyyy

  • @indigoo_
    @indigoo_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The way she says cwof-fee is amazing lol

  • @fusionspace175
    @fusionspace175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Even if Mr elastic anus was right, I always heard women feel pain about 25% more sharply than men, so it would probably even out or he'd still be wrong. Also as a bi guy I gotta say don't knock it til you've tried it fellas. The initial pain goes away pretty easily, if you're mentally into it. Sorry if that's tmi.

  • @Clownbunnycosplay
    @Clownbunnycosplay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:53 I literally GAGGED

  • @duanewilkinson9739
    @duanewilkinson9739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    AnnaMarie this video was an absolute belter..
    The sarcasm and spice was heavy in this one , loved your reaction to the 5” 4 ‘ post!! It was just class…
    As a man I can honestly say that men like these on this Sub Reddit are all lacking several brain cells !!!
    Keep up the fab work AnnaMarie x

  • @watermelon..
    @watermelon.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Annamarie you forgot to add the timestamp at 3:05 😢

    • @Sirinsky12
      @Sirinsky12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg i love your aesthetics

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there’s a chapter plus a timestamp in the description! sorry!!

    • @watermelon..
      @watermelon.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AnnamarieForcino thank you! sorry for bothering, i know it was only an accident

  • @rainbowmoonlight._.
    @rainbowmoonlight._. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    You know I think the guy at 9:42 got me, I’m over 5’4 and a lesbian :( maybe you’re just a weird exception to the rule

    • @luxuraaa
      @luxuraaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      im a 5'2 lesbian tho so lol the guy is just crazy

  • @mekenna6214
    @mekenna6214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i’m from NC and listening to you say “coffee” is like a drug to me
    also this video made me say “WHAT??” out loud multiple times

  • @pumpernickelseeds
    @pumpernickelseeds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow. I actually am scared.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Quote of the Day: “Plus, the real ones know that adult toys are your friends, not your enemies.

  • @thylacoleonkennedy7
    @thylacoleonkennedy7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:53 "I ran it under hot water for a minute to loosen the frozen puck" sounds like a step for preparing for the, uh, first thing you brought up.

  • @Supersonic_saurapod
    @Supersonic_saurapod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:24
    Mans literally preforming a mortal combat finisher lmao

  • @pepi7404
    @pepi7404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Like a walnut?"
    No, like a bird's egg.

  • @UhOphelia
    @UhOphelia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The way you say coffee is such a brain scratcher, I love your accent

  • @lordskeletor481
    @lordskeletor481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    oh god, the sweat one. can't wait to see gamer boy pit sweat hit the market.

  • @rileymcgowan6490
    @rileymcgowan6490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The queen is back with another banger

  • @shellinsanity9936
    @shellinsanity9936 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Woulda bought that card had I found the channel in time.

  • @allysonsimpkins8364
    @allysonsimpkins8364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your accent is the best. I’m not sure where it’s from but I sat through the whole ad read just to hear you say coffee all those times! Hope you’re doing well girl! Love your content!

  • @swede_nibblets
    @swede_nibblets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Girl I know a fellow northeasterner with that “chocolate” and “coffee” pronunciation lmaoo (ps love u and ur content)

  • @chairmanofdemons4206
    @chairmanofdemons4206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Obsessed with the way you say cwafee

  • @BeTheAeroplane
    @BeTheAeroplane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:38 "Always talk to your partner beforehand"
    Before finger, too 😛

  • @hotbuoydeej
    @hotbuoydeej 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When they hit my quivering servix 😩😩😩😩

  • @nicolelewis5237
    @nicolelewis5237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    it was bad enough to be referred to as "female" but "female specimen" is a whole nother level of....I don't even know what.

  • @sunnyandthechlo
    @sunnyandthechlo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "You're basically dating a man," my guy do you not realize that weight fluctuates, along with chest size, acne can come and go, along with period severity? Are we switching back and forth between male and female? Someone alert the biologists.

    • @brook_angel
      @brook_angel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      New transition method just dropped

  • @wompwomp1015
    @wompwomp1015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s 2AM and both my cat and myself are incredibly invested in this video

  • @Screpdoodle
    @Screpdoodle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have no idea why, but I love the way you say coffee- XD