Miss Jackie VS The girl who doesn't cook.
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Miss Jackie will NEVER forget that someone stole her burgundy lunchbox with her favorite scripture on it.😂😂
Palm 119:11! 😂
Psalm 119:11😂 now I got to go look it up. I prolly need that Scripture today!
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We will never forget! 😢
Psalm 119:11
Thy word have I hid in mine heart, that I might not sin against thee
Miss Jackie was rightfully offended about Taco Bell on Thanksgiving 🤦🏽♀️😂 I’m with you Miss Jackie
That was very upsetting to me Deb. Oh, did u hear about her lunch box?
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@@jameswalker68 She is not going to rest nor is anybody else until somebody comes up off of her burgundy lunchbox 😂
@@debmiller450
I live in Australia Deb, and I have been on the lookout for it here! I think this lunchbox conspiracy is bigger than we realise. It’s gone global 😂
I'm a junk food monster, seriously, I don't know how I'm not obese or malnourished but, DAMN! I don't even eat Taco Bell on Thanksgiving!
She was truly hurt 😂
I’m picturing 2 year old Miss Jackie with the same hairstyle standing on a stool stirring a pot of greens!
😂😂😂😂
Omg thank you for that image!! 😂😂😂
Probably saying it needs more seasoning while looking over them glasses. 🤣
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😩😫😄😆😅😂😭🤣🤣
I love that miss Jackie can't get through a skit without getting choked up no less than three times.
🤔🤔😯she does!
She's extremely sensamative
That's because things are upsetting to her😂😂
One sign of great acting and character portrayal is when you can make people think this is a completely different person 😂👌🏾
Yessssssss, you are right😂😂
For real! 😂
I agree, I never see Ej in any of her characters.
@@TessieDobey I just realized that I don't see her either. This is a completely different person!
STRAIGHT FACTS!!!
I held it together until she said, “I believe Imma tell Robert on you. What’s your employee ID number?” I am HOLLERIN in this car.😂😂😂🤣😂😂
Whatever Robert gets paid, IT AIN’T ENOUGH 😂
I'm hollering 😂😂😂
😄😄😄poor Robert.
🤣🤣🤣right because Ms Jackie be working him
Not near enuff!😂
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🤣😂
Please add the lunch box to your store. I’d definitely purchase one.
TOTALLY.
With Psalm 119 and I forgot the verse
That's a good idea! Don't forget to add the Scripture!
Yes!!! With Ps. 119:11 big and bold! 😄
Me too!
“You young folks gon parish. Y’all gon leave from here.” OMG, I love me some Miss Jackie. 😂
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That part took me out too!!😂🤣
Such a BOLD statement lol!
I'm hollering😂
I hollered
“I just believe Imma go tell Robert on you…” 😂😂😂 Half of Miss Jackie’s workday is spent telling Robert on folks and keeping the case of her burgundy lunchbox active. ❤️😂
As soon as I heard, "Miss Jackie don't mean no harm" I knew some serious harm was about to be inflicted. 😂😂
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The way Ms. Jackie "hisses" for Sharon, takes me out every time! And Robert probably has a file with 100s of complaints! LOL I love it!!
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I knew Mrs. Jackie was going to bring up the burgundy lunch box!
We need a Go Fund Me to get her a new one 😂
It had her favorite scripture, Psalm 119😂😂😂
@@joytotheworld3138 Yes, we need extra funds for the engraving 😄💛
I got $5 on it 😂😂😂
@@joytotheworld3138 verse 11😂
Let's get a GoFundMe for that lunch box.
Miss Jackie needs her own show. Truly. If we can have the Madea’s and the Aunt Bam’s .. we can have Miss Jackie just like we have Shirleen.
Let's put them all together! In one house! Big Brother style! 😂😂😂😂
AMEN!!!
Let the MAMA character, miss Jackie and Shirleen get trapped some place and they have to figure out how to get out. Almost like a Blair Witch Project but hilarious
Tell me why it felt like a punch in my gut when she told Lizzie "you must make a lot of money, but i don't believe you do."
😂
That's some serious shade. I would have to hurt Ms. Jackie's feelings.
The SHADE is amazing! TOP TIER! 😂😂
I was so weak.
Took me Right out!!! 😂😂😂
When she got dramatic and started crying I fell out. Miss Jackie has a lot of heart. Thanks for bring her back. I can’t wait for her to find out that Brian stole her lunchbox. 😂
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I need a video of Robert telling her (off the record of course, since nobody can prove it) what he heard about Brian😂😂😂
@@adriangilbert5364 Yes, that would be great! @ejspeaks I think we got it. Lol.
Poor Sharon. She probably tried to run by the break room not wanting to get involved 😂
Sharon said she have came in the break room when nobody was in there😂 that's why she eats in her car
@@jill9405I'm telling you, then when Ms Jackie don't see Sharon, she'll call her phone, and Sharon be looking at the phone call while in her car and mad cause she can't enjoy her meal, and looking at the clock knowing she only got a few minutes left for lunch and dont want to waste them minutes talking to Ms Jackie😂😂😂😂
"Thhh-thhh, Sharon!" 😅
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@@darlenemccoy8892 That hiss Miss Jackie does like she doesn't want anyone to hear her! 😂😂😂. Miss Jackie can't whisper to save her life😂
Don't keep Miss Jackie away from us this long again. Need the laughter and wisdom. 🤣🤣🤣
I Really missed Ms Jackie and have been waiting on her to come back. I'd love to see more of her! I so love to hear her signature phrases: "Ms Jackie don't mean no harm . . ."
"This is upsettin' to me!"
"I don't mean to get in your business."
"Let me ask you something. . ."
"ROBERT!'
And of course we absolutely must hear her bring up her stolen lunchbox! Ms Jackie needs a SITCOM. Great job EJ !
You forgot, "Sharon! Sharon! Come here, Sharon!" 😂
My thoughts EXACTLY!!!!!!!
"This is upsettin to me" I use about once or twice a week. 😂
Get Robert from HR NOW!!
You can't forget to include Sharon in on the conversation 😂
The whole not knowing the number of planets caught me off guard and I just howled laughing. Oh, Miss Jackie - you are worth every star in the sky! 🤩💖
SAME!!! I was like, Ms. Jackie?!
And some don’t automatically know that July is the 7th month!! Trust me, I’ve had it happened when I’ve given my birthday and the girl needed someone to tell her it was the seventh month I order for her to type it in!!
That Taco Bell almost took Miss Jackie OUT!! 😂We knew that was upsettin’ to her before she even said it. Lol!
(Robert and Sharon GOT to be tired of Miss Jackie by now!😂)
Well hell, I’m upset by the existence of Taco Bell! 😂
@@lkeke35 😂😂
Yes! They ti'ed!!! Can't even add the r they so ti'ed 😂
They still ain’t found that lunch box? At this point we need to start a GoFund me and raise money to get Miss Jackie a state of the art lunch box😂 😂😂!
“You need to take dem sandwiches back…. I’m going to tell on you! What is your employee ID #” 😂😂😂 Ms. Jackie is legendary 🏆
Every time Ms. Jackie says “That is upsettin to me”, I can’t do nothin but laugh😂
MY FAVORITE, I SWEAR!🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 yes!!!
Bahahahaha!!😂 😂😅
@@laketacright 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
EVERYTHING upsets her 😂😂
“You take fries as vegetable??? 😮😮 Y’all are gonna PARRISH!!” 😂😂😂😂😂 And the reaction to Taco Bell on Thanksgiving (and to the babies eating chicken nuggets) made me HOLLER!!😂😂😂😂😂 THIS is one of EJ’s (and Miss Jackie’s) finest hours!! Thanks for the love and the laughter EJ!!❤️🌹❤️🌹❤️🌹❤️🌹❤️
You noticed “Parrish” also. Only Ms. Jackie. Gotta love her.
By the time you fry the potato in all that grease…… Ms Jackie couldn’t even finish the thought she was so upset😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@michelemcmillan904 Yes, had her all messed up.
I love me some Ms. Jackie!!! The burgundy lunchbox will live on in infamy 😂😂😂 I know Robert is ready for an early retirement (and he's probably only 24)
To infinity and beyond.
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😆...not retire at 24.
Sharon will have to write a statement too. She is always pulled in to the shenanigans. 😂😂😂
Right! She always run telling Robert something. 🤣
“Y’all are gon’ perish!”😂😂😂
She said “I’m going to tell Robert on you. What is your employee ID number?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am crying!!!!
She gon make you collab in the snitching!
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ROBERT!!! Robert!!
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I was screaming🤣🤣. I wish a coworker would🤣🤣
When Miss Jackie started to name what she cooked and started with "Roast...", things got too real, lol. That's a real cook's starter kit. 🤗❤
I’ve missed Miss Jackie💔. I laughed until I cried at her reaction when they said Taco Bell on Thanksgiving & nugget meals from McDonald’s🤣🤣🤣. I thought they’d found her lunchbox,tho🤷🏽♀️?
Chile Robert stole it but nobody told Miss Jackie 😢
@@dandnclaxton 🤦🏾♀️😭😆😆
@@dandnclaxton You know he did after Ms. Jackie asked him how to log into the computer for the 50-11th time.
And fries are the vegetable.😆
Brian was seen eating her stuff but ain’t nobody said nothing to Robert or Miss Jackie. 😮
My grandmother was born on a farm during the Great Depression. She advocated for home cooked food so hard it felt like blasphemy when she suggested it. Her exception was the occasional buffet or cafeteria (inside a mall). Gosh I miss that damn lady every day ❤
S/N: Now I wanna see Ms. Jackie eat and review the “top” fast food chains 😂 marone
Who else been missing Ms.Jackie😩🥰🤣🤣🤣we need to get her a new lunch box ❤
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No, we need to know who took that lunch box😅😅😅😅
Yes I missed Ms. Jackie too I wish we can see more or her
She doesn’t want a new one she wants the old one back. 😂😂😂😂
I hope Mrs Jackie doesn't wind up on "Snapped" The burgundy lunchbox will be found as the weapon.
You get angry with her judgmental inquiries but then you realize she genuinely shows love through cooking
Aww,Ms. Jackie takes everybody's business personally,and she's not above counting your money for you,and then letting Robert know how you're taking advantage of everybody in the office! 😂😂😂😂
She is so shady.
"This is upsetting to Ms. Jackie"
@@kenya9540, thank you! Because, while she might be 100 percent correct, it is still none of her business. She doesn't have to give when they come around collecting for her. 😅
When folks ask "Who raised you?" that's old school shade!! 🤣🤣🤣
I remember once I had someone ask me for $20-$40 because she needed food for her kids. Then a week later she slipped up and told me that two days before requesting the money she and her daughters had gone to Longhorn…. Needless to say the was the LAST time I gave her cash. The next time I gave her food that she had to cook. She never asked me for money to get food again 😂
Gave her food to cook!!! That’s awesome!
Keep a can of beans and a box of cornbread mix handy. .
In the words of my dad....u smart heffa u😂❤😅. If that wasn't the best way to handle that situation. I mean you can literally did it without saying no or I'm sorry I ain't got it. Just a whole solution that caused her to never return👏👏👏 K Kelly for President
I just tell them to go apply for food stamps. Single mother with a buncha kids can get them easily so don't ask me for no food money.
10 lb bag of potatoes goes a long way (loaded baked, mashed, breakfast country, French fries, hash browns, steak fries, loaded fries, etc.).
A big bag a rice, onions, bell peppers, fresh spinach, beans, carton of eggs, oatmeal, big box of Bisquick (biscuits, waffles, pancakes, etc.). That’s what I would buy for a mother with kids. Nothing frozen - she has to create & cook.
This sketch took me out! Best skit I’ve seen in awhile. The crying about Taco Bell for Thanksgiving took me out 🤣🤣🤣
Miss Jackie the empress of shade is back, “I started cooking at 2-3 and I been cooking ever since” “y’all aree gonna perish” “you must make a lot of money but I don’t believe you do” too many gems in this
Not her employee ID number 😂😂😂😂
Yes, too many gems lol
Times were different back then… They grew up faster so she probably did start at 2 or 3 😂
I have a friend the same age as me, she started cooking at 3, on a stool.
I was missing Miss Jackie and her "this is upsetting to me." But when she said "you think a French fry is a vegetable," I was done!!! Love her!!! 😂😅😂
I almost spit out my food when she said "y'all are gon perish!" 😂😂😂😂 Ms Jackie low-key a prophetess.
I fell straight out😂😂😂
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Not a prophetess! 😅😅😅
😂😂😂I mean I fell out 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm gon make a stamp.
“You must make a lot of money, but I don’t believe you do”😂😂😂😂. Somebody give Ms. Jackie a show RIGHT NOW TODAY😂😂😂😂
Ms. Jackie STAYS upset about business that ISN’T her own 😂😂😂
Right! And NEVER “mean no harm” because “it ain’t none a my business”
I avoid women like her, asking all those questions. “Where did you go to eat today?” You see that red-headed heifer on the bag! Lemme alone! 🤭🤭🤭
@@queenhornet1021 not LEMME ALONE 😂😂😂
@@prettyblkgyrl74 Lemme alone right now before I call Robert! 😆😆😆
I got a whole side of family servin' up a main course like That! 🙄 At least Ms. Jackie makes me laugh cuz she "don't mean no harm."😂
Miss Jackie said “Y’all Gone Perish…Y’all Gone Leave Here!” Love this woman!!!
She done upset Ms.Jackie with that Taco Bell Thanksgiving nonsense 😂
Looked like real tears, too...😢
@@darlenemccoy8892 😂
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I'm even upset at the thought, too!
Real tea, she might have been the one that took Ms Jackie's lunch box. You know the one, it was burgundy and it had her favorite scripture on it 😂😂😂 She probably wanted to know what home cooked food tasted like 😂
I screamed when she said my favorite line “ That is upsetting to me.” And I’m in the library I count contain myself. Thank you Lord for Ms. Jackie
That Taco Bell on Thanksgiving almost took Ms. Jackie out!! 😂😂😂 Not gonna lie though I felt the same one year I saw someone coming home with McDonalds on Thanksgiving. I was in my 20s but seeing that made my inner Big Momma come out… had me saying to a grown man “Baby you ok? You want a plate?”.
Tha when u know the Big Momma gonna come out when you start trying to give people food…😂
One time we are Pizza Hut for Thanksgiving. Lol... Didn't feel like cooking or going over anybody's house.
Even though I love fast food and don't cook too much, this was one of my favorite videos by EJ because Miss Jackie kept it 100. There are too many priceless lines for me to draw attention to just one.
Somebody PLEEEEEASE give Ms Jackie her lunchbox! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
I said the same thing 😂😂😂
For the love of all that's holy please return Ms. Jackie's lunchbox.
Ms. Jackie might need to bring a decoy lunch with a lot of hot peppers to catch that low down dirty fool who stole her lunchbox
We gonna have to take up a collection and get her one at this point 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The one with the Psalms 119:11 scripture on it 😑😶😒
I love you EJ! You are such a gift! Clean comedy is almost non-existent and yet you do it so perfectly. You are anointed Love! I pray that God continues to bless you and your family. It is a joy to watch you grow. Thank you for the laughs. You have lifted my spirit so many times! Keep doing what you do ❤
I knew the crime of the century was going to be brought up the minute Miss Jackie started talking about lunch.
Chileeee… just knowing that NOBODY is in that room is making me laugh all over again… 😂🤣😂
a moment of silence for Robert's patience, cause its on its way to the grave
Baby, the deep sigh and eye roll he does every time he sees her ext. number pop up on his phone… poor Robert 😢😂
@@ArinsSecret you know he be like:LAWD hah mer-sayyyy.
Sharon too…. Sharon be trying to work…😅
@@Godcallsyoudaughter that irritated nose-exhale everytime
Robert sicka Mrs Jackie 😂
I love Miss Jackie! 😅 She is my favorite character! Her and that burgundy lunchbox! Too funny😂
Miss Jackie just out here upsetting herself over other people foods!😂
LOL!!!!
If she keeps this up she's gonna need therapy.
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@@pamelaarias5586😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
EJ really has me forgetting that Miss Jackie is a character she's playing! And will her burgundy lunch box ever be found or replaced?? EJ needs her own show!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👏👏👏👏👏👏✌💜
When she said, " You don't ever cook nothing...on your stove." 😂😂😂 I bent OVER laughing!
This made me get up and cook my breakfast instead of getting Uber eats .😂🥴
That Taco Bell almost took Ms. Jackie to the King. 🤣🤣🤣
You really need your own show.
Ms Jackie & Ms Benita Butrell (Kim Wayans) need a sitcom together😂😂😂😂😂😂
You know the Pearly Gates flashed before her eyes on that one.
that's where she will be reunited with her burgundy lunch box😂
The burgundy lunchbox with the scripture takes me out every time because she ain't gonna let that one go🤣🤣🤣
Started cooking at 2 or 3 😂😂 Ms. Jackie is hilarious and still holding on to that burgundy lunch box 😂
I was guessing in my mind she was going to say “at 5 years old”! 😂😂😂😂
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Sounds to me like YOU may know what happened to Ms. Jackie's Burgundy Lunchbox. It's not one bit funny! You could just put it in the lunch room on the counter by the sink. That would probably add 10yrs to Ms. Jackie's life!
@@regisnyder I said 2, being funny, then she said 2! I bust out laughing!😂
@@regisnyder I knew it would be an impossible age 🤣
I laughed so hard when she brought up the infamous lunch box!!!!!!😂😂😂
"Y'all are gon Perish." This is the only thing I'm a say to my college aged but committed-illiterate students from this day forth. "Y'all are gon Perish." Thank you, Miss Jackie. #HitItOnTheHead
EJ knows how to give us just enough in these sketches to keep us coming back. May the mystery of the burgundy lunchbox NEVER be solved! (But you know Laura Lie - she lies. Robert? Robert?!!) #fangurl
“You must make a lot of money but I don’t believe you do!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm literally sitting laughing so hard I'm in tears. Poor Sharon gets called to the witness stand all the time by Ms. Jackie
THIS ONE WAS EVERYTHING! My favorite Ms. Jackie yet! Her nose was red from getting upset about these young people's poor diet habits. 🤣🤣
And the Ven-Tea Coffe cups, lol?
Ooh you saw that too!!🤣🤣 I can't believe she got her nose red like that!😆😅
She was too upset 🤣
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I wanted to give her a hug. Those young folks eating habits traumatizing poor Ms Jackie.😔
Ms Jackie is something else lol . She bought a whole dinner to work and throwing shade left and right . Love her
Ms. Jackie made a lot of good points and not one lie was told. My grandmother use to watch me and when I was around two she started teaching me how to "cook". She would have me in the kitchen handing her spoons or bowls and let me stir things. By the time I was seven or eight I was able to do it on my own.
Yes my grandmother was the same. I was in the kitchen with her making biscuits from scratch and when my mom would say something she would tell her to leave me alone. I wish i knew how to cook like she did though. Everything she made was delicious.
Miss Jackie, why you care anyway??? The intermittent crying and someone stole my lunch box😂😂
"What did you eat for holidays, like on Thanksgiving? Taco Bell?" Her face of horror, disbelief and despair took me OUT!!!! LOL
“Ya know, COOKING??!!”🤣🤣🤣 ON. THE. FLOOR!!!!🤣🤣🤣
I’ve been missing Ms. Jackie and babyyy this did not disappoint! Ms. Jackie didn’t leave not one crumb from her homemade cornbread. A
6-minute reading session…read poor Ms. Lindsey for filth for eating Chic Fil A everyday!!😂😂😂
And did! 😂😂
Robert needs a huge raise!! When she said Taco Bell for Thanksgiving, I knew this was about to go down lmbo😂😂😂😂
It's the way Ms. Jackie always tells you that she's gonna tell on you - we love a Queen that's honest 🙌
I love when she says, "That's upsetting to me." 😂
At this point we need to start a GoFund me for Miss Jackie to get a state of the art lunchbox! Folks stay upsetting her!😂😂😂
If it ain't burgundy with her favorite "stripture" on it, she won't take it! 😂
@@drbabydoll755 😂oh God yes, it has to include that stripture!
Equipped with LoJack.
I’m not American. Have never lived there either. BUT… I shed a tear when Ms. Lindsay said she eats Taco Bell for Thanksgiving! 😭
😂😂😂 I was waiting for Miss. Jackie to talk about her lunchbox
Right. We knew it was coming 🤣🤣🤣
And her favorite verse.
Mrs Jackie saying im gonna mind my business but then immediately going to snitch is hilarious!
I used to work at a doctor's office with a lady named Ms. Lou. She was retired and only took the job to help her friend (the administrator). Ms. Jackie is Ms. Lou all the way down to the voice.
That brought Ms. Jackie to tears and she brought up that lunchbox 😂
"You think fries is a vegetable? That is so upsettin'. to me." Me too, Ms. Jackie, me too.
I absolutely love her. ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿She’s made my day today Nov 28. 2023.
And the thing about Ms. Jackie, she know good and damn well when that collection envelope came by for Lindsay, she didn’t put not a single dollar in!
And you right . She did not put any money in that collections envelope because how she felt about that was building up to this lunch room encounter 😅😅😂😂
I wasn't ready for Ms. Sharon...😂 & the lunch box. 😂🤣This is something I could watch on a Network Oh H_ll No. She's calling on Robert😂 👏👏👏
Miss Jackie, I was as upset as you were when she said french fries were her vegetable of choice and she feeds her kids McNugget meals. Truly.
Yeah it had me sad 😢
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My goodness!!! She done dragged Sharon, ROBERT and her blasted lunchbox into this…what did they do to her??!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When she said “Taco Bel” she went slap into grief mode. 😂 Lawd the lunchbox! Dag, now I’m howngry, lemme go eat what I cooked. Baked beans, bbq chicken, grilled veggies! Ms. Jackie messy today
Unhealtherly is my new favorite word. And I love how your different characters actually have different voices.
"You take fries as a vegetable. This is upsetting to me"🤣
I love love love Ms Jackie with her overly stimulated emotions please give her ,her own show ❤️❣️💯😊😊
People really need to stop upsetting Ms. Jackie! 😂😂😂
LOL I lost it when she brought up her lunchbox 😂😂
When she said, “I believe Ima go tell Robert on you.” I hollered!😂 She is a mess!
I could barely pick myself up off the floor to type this. One of your BEST. I'm cracking up even as I type this.
Miss Jackie is back!!!! If Miss Jackie didn't bring up that lunchbox, I wouldn't have been alright! That Taco Bell on Thanksgiving upset me too though.
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Very much upsetting to me
Miss Jackie is my favorite character 😂 she be so concerned and i love it.
She visibly cried on that Taco bell and thanksgiving 😂😂🤣👏🏿👏🏿🤣
The “lowered glasses” is every momma, auntie or grandmother.
I have moved to the auntie category….😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Every time Ms. Jackie adjusts/takes off her glasses, one of the 3 is gonna happen:
1. She’s making a point
2. She’s sharing a story
And 3, She’s asking a LOT of questions!😂😂😂
Or 4, something is upsetting to her
I literally just had a whole conversation about Ms. Jackie yesterday when I told my friend something was “upsettin to me” and she didn’t get it