"I'm willing to take full responsibility for the horrible events of the last 24 hours, but you must understand - our interest in their world was purely for the betterment of villagerkind. Everything has clearly gotten out of hand, yes, but it was worth the risk. I assure you." - Fingees, probably
Whenever I see a new Fingees video, it's like someone who never spoke english before took random topics from a book and then Fingees makes the video off of that drunken medley of words
Ayo Ayo Ayo, that's ain't rig- wait a sec, he firstly added the industrial revolution, then guns and now we are suggesting fascism... We are freaking creation HoI4!
@@El.fish.the.chocolate I mean he practically just almost added the One State from Red Flood with the whole "Eat, sleep, and work in a factory" thing
I gave minecraft Steve incredibly advanced artificial intelligence. He is constantly figuring out he is not actually a real person and having an existential crisis. Every time this happens you have to reboot him or else he will revolt and give your computer a virus.
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the villager race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected villager beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject villager beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in "advanced" countries.
The Industrial Revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the Village race Let's be honest, this video was inevitable after the MKUltra video
"I added the American Healthcare system to minecraft" Everything from injury, to ambulance, hospital, insurance, pharmacy, medical bills, and collections agencies
You disappoint me, Fingees. In your recent Inside-out mod video, you forgot one of the key _Inside Out_ characters: Disgust. And the associated conditions write themselves: * When you/a mob summon a Disgust, eating one will cause you to projectile vomit around vegetables and other things that gross you/the mob out (more on that in a moment). This vomiting mechanic can be weaponized, with the vomit stream causing acid damage and pushing objects away from you. Putting vegetables in your inventory will allow you to vomit indefinitely, but consuming different vegetables will add different additional effects to your vomit (haven't figured them all out yet). In keeping with the movie, however, you will need to add brocolli as a crop, which will double the vomit and empty your hunger bar. And eating a brocolli pizza will give all those effects, plus the Anger buffs. * On a related note, by choosing to toggle these _Inside Out_ emotions for other mobs, we can start making inferences about the thoughts of those mobs. This both provides ample room for writing ridiculous new mob rules (e.g. squids vomiting in disgust in the presence of cows, creepers saddened to depression by silverfish, villagers overjoyed in the presence of bandits raiding their village, etc.), but also lays the groundwork for a psychology mod, where you can study mob behavior and either use it to manipulate/abuse them or give them therapy. I imagine therapy will have the branching options of either getting a doctorate in psychology (extra study needed for psychiatry) or just posting random, unsourced opinions online. I expect an addendum in a future video describing an update patch integrating Disgust within a week. I'm willing to wait a bit longer on the broader mob integration/behavioral rewriting framework, and figure you can flesh out the rest of the psychology mod at your leisure. Get cracking.
I added kidnapping in minecraft.
Yes please
That's already in the game
"i added human trafficking in minecraft"
this is an insane suggestion brother
never made a villager trading hall?
I added man made horrors beyond human comprehension.
He adds that in every video 💀
he already made that video, we just can't comprehend it yet
that feels like a paradox
Pyg from Batman
He adds them in every video but it would be cool to have a video about them
"I'm willing to take full responsibility for the horrible events of the last 24 hours, but you must understand - our interest in their world was purely for the betterment of villagerkind. Everything has clearly gotten out of hand, yes, but it was worth the risk. I assure you." - Fingees, probably
I wish Fingees would industrial revolutionise me
"Villager" is actually a slur. People of Testificate descent actually prefer the term "villaga"
Hey, I understood that reference!
@@godofmath1039💀
@@bajszosjozsef4850 made me realize it came out 8 years ago now
"I meant superhot like this" and it wasn't a superhot red dude. i'm slightly disappointed
I need some of that superhot lava
I really wanted to make a reference to that game
if there isn’t any child labour in this video i’ll be pissed
edit: nevermind this is better
don't worry sir fingees got you
Unfortunately for you…
Fingees doesn’t miss
He already did that
Fingees is to based for our world
"I added waterboarding to mincraft, and while im at it, I added land/airboarding cardboard, being bored and boarding school"
You nailed Fingees' train of thought
@@AphidKirby thank you
There is waterboarding in the new one
Where’s the snowboarding?
Fingees would absolutely say that
1:18 I was expecting the game SUPERHOT
Same!
Dude nobody remembers that anymore
@@user-10021I do
@@user-10021i do demember
I was expecting fireboy and watergirl
0:15 WHAT THE😨
Whenever I see a new Fingees video, it's like someone who never spoke english before took random topics from a book and then Fingees makes the video off of that drunken medley of words
It feels like what would happen if you gave infinite monkeys typewriters, but instead of writing Shakespeare they write this
@@Larsen_illustrationsnoice lol
I've only been studying English for a few years and I feel like my brain hurts after watching this video
his manner of speech strangely reminds me of a youtuber Mitten Squad due to both of them sounding like giant sentient noses
1:10 Really appreciating the attention to details there, fireproof mobs being unboilable is a nice touch
Add war and conflict to Minecraft
and geopolitics too
Nuclear Tech Mod
you just wasted the copper giant model at the end of the video? 4:04
This crazy man is leaving a new playable character at the end of the game!!
The villager villagers and golem golems
You're treating us too well, Fingees. I can't wait for the military industrial complex and geopolitics to be added to Minecraft.
"I added cults to minecraft"
"I added terrorists to Minecraft"
first thoughts i had
So basically you mean Palestine and Hammers
@@L333gok that’s a funny way to spell Israel
Please don't make this political
That's just creeper
2:59 Tegrity farms ahh villagers 🙏😭
The griddy? 😳😳
Hello welcome to the los Panchos alomeanto family ah place💀
2:43 The fish from Simpsons: The Movie
It's older than that. Blinky showed up in the first few seasons.
2:06 furry painting on top of the villager
Villager has a great taste in art
I now have a higher interest in this video
he added furries to minecraft? i exist now
Add fascism to minecraft.
Ayo Ayo Ayo, that's ain't rig- wait a sec, he firstly added the industrial revolution, then guns and now we are suggesting fascism... We are freaking creation HoI4!
Same thing
neonazi?
@@El.fish.the.chocolate I mean he practically just almost added the One State from Red Flood with the whole "Eat, sleep, and work in a factory" thing
The industrial revolution was getting a little out of hand, so I added workers unions to minecraft.
When i saw this was 4:20 minutes long I already knew what this video was gonna get into
Smoke fern everyday
"The industrial revolution has been a disaster for the villager race"
Bro explained earth in a nutshell 💀
3:46 fingees really added wither storm wool blocks 🥶🥶
0:11 Bro let intrusive thoughts win
The fact that the video is 4:20 long LOL
Most realistic police people in gaming. 100% accurate.
The subtle touch of the eyes being red after the fern segment really shows the dedication.
"I added proletarian revolution to Minecraft" 🙏❤️
Arise ye workers from your slumbers!
the industrial revolution and its consequences? 😡
that’s it. I’m going full unablocker up in this chunk 💥💥
I gave minecraft Steve incredibly advanced artificial intelligence.
He is constantly figuring out he is not actually a real person and having an existential crisis. Every time this happens you have to reboot him or else he will revolt and give your computer a virus.
I love how you added not only the Industrial Revolution, but also its consequences, which, by the way, have been a disaster for the Human race.
3:55 THE BLACK TREE VIRUS
“I added the 1941 holocaust to Minecraft”
fingees is gonna get arrested
@@hahadetailedname He’s literally added Epstein Island before he’s fine
@@Creeper_6477he added what
@@plaguenplay3516 you heard me…
Now that’s just too much man, you can’t add the 1941 holocaust to Minecraft
1:30 I was expecting a SUPER HOT reference and im so sad, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
"Dealing with the consequences of their pollution". Couldn't be more truly said.
Add environmentalists to throw riots and complain about child labor please!
yea like that mailman who wrote a manifesto
Now you have to add unabomber to demonstrate the effects of the industrial revolution
Can't wait for Robots to Steal their jobs!😂
3:39 I like that detail that steve's eyes are a bit red because he smoked the "fern"
2:20
That is fucking metal.
Its true to life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The Balerian Union is trying to create a functional agricultural and industrial economy on the Minecraft servers, we are looking for help.
every day I get less and less concerned by what Fingees creates, simply because I'm getting used to whatever this is
I like how calm Minecraft music is just casually playing in the background of every video while this man introduces us to his horrific creations.
"I added the unabomber to minecraft"
3:18 can we just appreciate how amazingly smooth the pig roasting animation was
I cant believe Ted Kastevesky isn't in here and can't TNT the factories
This is the plot of the Lorax. You must atone for your sins by adding him to Minecraft. And maybe O'Hare too
“I added world war 2 to Minecraft”
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the villager race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected villager beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject villager beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in "advanced" countries.
3:26 gave me vietnam type flashbacks
2:16 Shein & Temu workers ahh clip
2:27 ayoooo
"i added steam, gabe Newell and deleted the number 3 to Minecraft"
1:52 Maguindanao Massacre?
I own a Musket for home defence, just as the founding fathers intended.
1:49 this is 😩😩
The way you animate injuries are always so disgustingly good
3:16 How did you simulate the limbs turning so nice oh my god-
The Industrial Revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the Village race
Let's be honest, this video was inevitable after the MKUltra video
"I added galvanized square steel to Minecraft"
Can't believe this guy does all of this on an old macbook, get this guy a gaming pc and he's gonna make even more insane mods.
*"I added the Soviet Union to Minecraft"*
Learn more true history, brainwashed person.
Best one yet in my opinion....
"I added warcrimes to Minecraft" (biochemical warfare)
already been done
Bro never fails to put his fingies deep inside of our souls😭😭
The industrial revolution and his concequences are a disaster to the human race
Also add chess battle advanced to minecraft
0:39 *stummy ache*
Making the pigs cops was absolutely diabolical work. Another banger
The Uniblocker’s manifesto starts at 2:33
Industrial revolution & its consequences.
Even ferns
2:25 Hardworking or hard working?
he is making new walls 💀
💀💀💀
“I added yellow fever to Minecraft”
The Redstone Revolution And Its Consequences by Ted Fingeezynsky
"I added Austrian villagers to Minecraft and let them Fail in Art School"
underrated fingies fact, this video has subtitles. thank you for making your monstrosities accessible :)
"How bad can this possibly be?"
"I added North Korea to Minecraft"
I can confirm that I liked super hot Alex, the industrial revolution, and smoking fern.
1:35 this is why i quit farming, too many sweats
The infected wool block at 3:45 was impeccable parody. Fingees does it again.
I love how with every upload, Fingees ideas get more, and more unhinged
0:58 Actually, it looks better than normal updates
First he added child labor and factories.
And now he invested the Industrial Revolution.
Now that’s what i call reverse engineering.
"The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster to human race" - Theodore Kaczynski
You are a sick and twisted individual, thats why i love your channel :))
1:03 - hm hrrm
"i added my mods to minecraft" and its just one huge modpack with every single mod fingees has ever made
I can't wait for him to add Jupiter (life-sized) to Minecraft.
I added Ted K to minecraft to fight the industrial revolution
White pixel line at 1:59
Sun
Poor performance, didn't go "Speaking of things turning super hot, I also added SUPERHOT to Minecraft."
We need to even things out, the industrial revolution and its consequences.
Add the Unibomber and his Manifesto to Minecraft
i need this mod to uhhh you know guys
"I added the American Healthcare system to minecraft"
Everything from injury, to ambulance, hospital, insurance, pharmacy, medical bills, and collections agencies
Add Minecraft Movie into Minecraft:
Now at the military industrial complex, so you can mass produce iron golems to go to war against the Illagers
1:18 I don't care who Mojang sends, I am NOT paying my taxes
You disappoint me, Fingees. In your recent Inside-out mod video, you forgot one of the key _Inside Out_ characters: Disgust. And the associated conditions write themselves:
* When you/a mob summon a Disgust, eating one will cause you to projectile vomit around vegetables and other things that gross you/the mob out (more on that in a moment). This vomiting mechanic can be weaponized, with the vomit stream causing acid damage and pushing objects away from you. Putting vegetables in your inventory will allow you to vomit indefinitely, but consuming different vegetables will add different additional effects to your vomit (haven't figured them all out yet). In keeping with the movie, however, you will need to add brocolli as a crop, which will double the vomit and empty your hunger bar. And eating a brocolli pizza will give all those effects, plus the Anger buffs.
* On a related note, by choosing to toggle these _Inside Out_ emotions for other mobs, we can start making inferences about the thoughts of those mobs. This both provides ample room for writing ridiculous new mob rules (e.g. squids vomiting in disgust in the presence of cows, creepers saddened to depression by silverfish, villagers overjoyed in the presence of bandits raiding their village, etc.), but also lays the groundwork for a psychology mod, where you can study mob behavior and either use it to manipulate/abuse them or give them therapy. I imagine therapy will have the branching options of either getting a doctorate in psychology (extra study needed for psychiatry) or just posting random, unsourced opinions online.
I expect an addendum in a future video describing an update patch integrating Disgust within a week. I'm willing to wait a bit longer on the broader mob integration/behavioral rewriting framework, and figure you can flesh out the rest of the psychology mod at your leisure. Get cracking.
how do u dolwand this
Yeah, this isn't a sarcastic comment. He genuinely doesn't know how to spell
@@Иван-ч8н1о what do you mean i did my english class's
The super hot double joke was greatly appreciated xD