Best of Karl Pilkington - Part 7 (Being a Slug, Beetle & Wasp)

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    From The Ricky Gervais show, short clips showing the best of Karl Pilkington. Buy the DVD at www.amazon.co.uk/The-Ricky-Ger...

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  • @Logics4D
    @Logics4D 11 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    "impossible, i'd just chuck myself into the salt pot or something" LOL

    • @kevanbrown7620
      @kevanbrown7620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was hilarious, "I would throw myself into the salt pot" incredible 😃

  • @fjoo
    @fjoo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    Best person to play "what if" games with, ever.

    • @bruce000000070000000
      @bruce000000070000000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would be too frustrating because he doesn’t like using his imagination

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bruce000000070000000
      That’s what would make it fun

    • @bruce000000070000000
      @bruce000000070000000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@themysteriouscatperson9483 You’d think that, but there’s a reason Ricky is audibly frustrated and insults him most of the time: after a while it can get boring

  • @GeneralCane
    @GeneralCane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "A slug is always on it's own. It's a lonely insect."
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @jplegend98
      @jplegend98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Molosk

    • @jplegend98
      @jplegend98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mollisc

    • @404TVfr
      @404TVfr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jplegend98 mollusc

  • @xwillex
    @xwillex 12 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    I love the way Karl talks. Sooths me down.

  • @nik1128
    @nik1128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I love how seriously he takes everything lol

    • @DarkAutumn3D
      @DarkAutumn3D 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen to that, Love-Bug!

  • @Growmetheus
    @Growmetheus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    3:16 “theres no point gettin down about it, im already stuck as a beetle.”
    I wish everyone could be this go with the flow

    • @bremensims6086
      @bremensims6086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I respectfully disagree

    • @kevanbrown7620
      @kevanbrown7620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I would just throw myself into the salt pot" absolutely hilarious, naturally, he doesn't try to be funny which makes it even more hilarious.

  • @formative3d274
    @formative3d274 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    He's got an answer for everything lol.

  • @Capgungoesbang
    @Capgungoesbang 12 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I love that sleep is always his main defense mechanism, the only way to fix the problem haha.

  • @doabmbieber
    @doabmbieber 11 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love the way Karl says 'Alright' at the beginning.

  • @Jorge-ef4du
    @Jorge-ef4du 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    4:02 "if it's happened to me there'll be another one in there"
    I've always believed that if there's one, there's two, and my boi K.P. just proved it

    • @hohohohehehe6910
      @hohohohehehe6910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well he didn't prove it. He just agreed with you. Think of that, you think just like Karl Pilkington. You should be worried mate!

  • @Samurai78420
    @Samurai78420 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I understand that this may seem kinda pathetic, but listening to these old conversations have saved my life dozens and dozens of times, up until this very minute. I'm in that strange place where I just wanna get off this ride that's called life, but too much of a coward to actually go through with it. I laugh so much at these guys, especially Karl. It really makes me happy enough to just go to sleep and take tomorrow the best I can.

    • @D0ctorf0ster
      @D0ctorf0ster 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Don’t get off the ride until you don’t have a choice. I felt like that until I started working out & I can say with confidence that working out really does help you feel physically better but emotionally too.
      Start by going for a walk for 30 minutes every day and build from there.

    • @jamesjohnson8544
      @jamesjohnson8544 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You’re not a coward for stopping yourself from doing something bad. But what it shows is true mental fortitude.

  • @iamthefaceless
    @iamthefaceless 11 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Didn't know the little story about Suzanne and the hot chocolate! That's adorable! I'd love to see her guest on the show, so we could hear from the woman behind the great K-man, the woman who wakes up to phrases like "have I told you about the immune system?". Would give us a greater insight into Karl, if nothing else.

  • @nkornj
    @nkornj 12 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "He joined a pop group with 3 other people, it was brilliant."

  • @DerekEveroski
    @DerekEveroski 10 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    slugs knocking about...

  • @jbfane
    @jbfane 11 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Ricky is drawn like a sort of young Fred Flintstone.

    • @hohohohehehe6910
      @hohohohehehe6910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's drawn by Hannah Barbara. That's why he looks that way. They did the flintstones.

    • @M3TR01DFANBOY
      @M3TR01DFANBOY ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hohohohehehe6910 I can't find any source saying they animated this show.

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane ปีที่แล้ว

      Looks more like Barney Rubble.

    • @towentarn4010
      @towentarn4010 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@M3TR01DFANBOYRicky himself says it in a interview somewhere, sorry I can’t remember where but I do remember seeing an interview where he says he wanted to animation to look like the flint stones

  • @Raddd12
    @Raddd12 11 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    the slug sitting on the lounger depressed watching the beetles playing volleyball hahahahahaha

  • @thetributemaster1469
    @thetributemaster1469 8 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    5:21 *Probably try and sleep* xD

    • @skaro85
      @skaro85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂 😂 😂

  • @caseyb889
    @caseyb889 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the noise when karl chucks himself into the salt pot really makes that scene lol

  • @pelle33FTW
    @pelle33FTW 11 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Karl is fucking amazing

  • @duskfall_777
    @duskfall_777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    3:34 "it's a lonely insect"

  • @SnootchieBootchies27
    @SnootchieBootchies27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Gotta hand it to Karl. You always get an honest answer out of him

  • @BaldMancTwat
    @BaldMancTwat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:28 interestingly enough, in my personal experience slugs/snails actually aren't very lonely at all. When I lived in Zambia almost, every day if I went to check this certain large rock out, there would be 10-30+ snails all on this one rock and they would always be clambering on top of each other. I always thought it was some kind of "reproductivity party" but after some Googling I'm not really sure what it was.

  • @devams1
    @devams1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love how Karl starts channelling Camus

    • @MrSadness_
      @MrSadness_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At which point?

    • @ck-bo7sb
      @ck-bo7sb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@spraynpray2 "Ive just get to get on with it"

  • @sophiethefairy
    @sophiethefairy 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ahahaha, "I'd just chuck myself into the salt pot" oh my GOD :')

  • @shivtothechase
    @shivtothechase 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I actually don't know what I would do without these videos. Thank you lol

  • @ryan25067
    @ryan25067 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    karl dilkington

  • @omifical124
    @omifical124 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "What the fuck would I do " hahaha

  • @PhotosyntheticMe867
    @PhotosyntheticMe867 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy shit... I just read Metamorphosis this morning and thought about that as soon as Karl mentioned being turned into a slug. Nothing's better than those kinds of coincidences.

  • @benp8456
    @benp8456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The way he says “Alright” at the start makes me crack up

  • @Johnh7390
    @Johnh7390 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "no i won't be reading it, don't worry" ahahahhahah

  • @woody4114
    @woody4114 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    it hurts my brain when it's flipped my OCD is going nuts

  • @renukadesilva2205
    @renukadesilva2205 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you are amazing Karl

  • @kingGrimmjow95
    @kingGrimmjow95 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Come on join in" hahaha i'm dyin hahaha can't breath haha too funny

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Karl is a fascinating creature.

  • @harold_Shitmum
    @harold_Shitmum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Legend

  • @McDoinky
    @McDoinky 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite bit from the Ricky gervais show

  • @dorca9308
    @dorca9308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    S H A G I N A B E A T L E

  • @LSDOvideos
    @LSDOvideos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    the point of The Metamorphosis is that you're never actually sure that the main character transforms physically, and it can be argued that it was a psychological change.

    • @Marasma101
      @Marasma101 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      really?

    • @Marasma101
      @Marasma101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i read it but didn't see it that way. very interesting

    • @mindtrapped9934
      @mindtrapped9934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Marasma101 I read it too and also didn’t get that as it does have descriptive parts of his body post transformation. The book is so short that I think there’s a lot that you can get from the text.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is a bit unclear but I'm pretty sure that it says he has a proboscis or something similar.

    • @ilikethisnamebetter
      @ilikethisnamebetter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unless the narrator is hallucinating both what he sees and the reactions of his family, there is clearly a physical change.

  • @musicforasoul.7158
    @musicforasoul.7158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this man's logic.

  • @SillacSaurfang
    @SillacSaurfang 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The animation is brilliant.

  • @MrNarpYarp
    @MrNarpYarp 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the part where Karl says that a slug is an insect.

  • @biscaya08
    @biscaya08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Feels like the comments here have dust on them..most are 7 yrs old. Hope you're all still fine!

    • @Elcrisso1
      @Elcrisso1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Half these people have turned into insects

    • @nicknormousreports3378
      @nicknormousreports3378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mollusks

    • @Elcrisso1
      @Elcrisso1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nicknormous Reports Pair of hairy mollusks

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It will happen to you

  • @JMS849
    @JMS849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This dude is a genius lol

  • @krisfrosz133
    @krisfrosz133 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "I just pray to god it never happens." - An atheist.
    PLOT TWIST!

    • @TheAnhedonicOne
      @TheAnhedonicOne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I really hope nobody actually thinks like this.

    • @lucko1979
      @lucko1979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “I pray to god it never happens” an expression.

    • @ilikethisnamebetter
      @ilikethisnamebetter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucko1979 And a perfectly timed quip.. OF COURSE it will never happen.

    • @lucko1979
      @lucko1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ilikethisnamebetter
      I think you missed the point. They’re atheists, so the original comment was suggesting it was odd to use such an expression. I was merely pointing out that the expression shouldn’t be taken literally. So it’s not a plot twist.

    • @ilikethisnamebetter
      @ilikethisnamebetter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucko1979 I didn't miss the point. I know that they are atheists.. the _point_ of what Steve said was to be funny - and pointing that out was my.. point.

  • @nicknormousreports3378
    @nicknormousreports3378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "They've naught else to do though is they. "

  • @CounterNerd
    @CounterNerd 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The violin sound effect when Karl falls asleep is hilarious.

  • @billnipp2309
    @billnipp2309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd write "its me Carl, Im a slug" in my slime trail hahaha

  • @LisaODavis
    @LisaODavis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a great lover Carl must be!

    • @marty6779
      @marty6779 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just make sure you bring enough hot chocolate

  • @Jusoon
    @Jusoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Karl and the two prats. Best show ever.

  • @DrJamesMac
    @DrJamesMac 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    'Probably try and sleep.' There's me thinking, 'Panic!' and feel claustrophobic, then you hear this. Funny.

  • @stevolution666
    @stevolution666 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    i've never read it but now that i've enjoyed your anger so much i'll look it up

  • @now4811
    @now4811 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The author hasn't even told people what he thought I think. Completely up to you in every way.

  • @FetaCheese222
    @FetaCheese222 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mr. K is from The Trial. The guy in The Metamorphosis is Gregor Samsa.

  • @willlastnameguy8329
    @willlastnameguy8329 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Karl as a beetle is adorable.

  • @savageire
    @savageire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Someone needs to show Karl Irvine Welshs short film adaptation of his Granton Star Cause story from The Acid House. He'd love Boab.

  • @rfcjsg
    @rfcjsg 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    yeh that makes sense now

  • @hopelessedgelord
    @hopelessedgelord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Only thing that annoys me with these is that Ricky Stephen refuse or don't play are just like oh Id I just wouldn't want to. But they are happy to go if ya had to if ya had to to karl and give him crap when he plays

  • @Rmg12
    @Rmg12 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    so do I

  • @thedarktower79
    @thedarktower79 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    They seem to come up with such good questions for Karl.

  • @Rmg12
    @Rmg12 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "chuck meself into a salt pot" genius

  • @AriLiv1
    @AriLiv1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i would too, only we read it at school a few years ago.. lol :D

  • @jaded9247
    @jaded9247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:38 I think Ricky burst

  • @kevanbrown7620
    @kevanbrown7620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Beetles seem to knock about together, Slugs are on their own"

  • @wolfbournethefirst5055
    @wolfbournethefirst5055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Are we sure this is the Ricky Gervais show? I’m pretty sure at this point it’s just the Karl Pilkington show.

  • @MrGill85
    @MrGill85 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh man i couldint handle it, as soon as i saw that round head on the Beatle i did the ricky gervais laugh... Fuckin' brilliant

  • @sourjellybaby4286
    @sourjellybaby4286 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Karl is a wasp larvee in a spider. What would you do? Sleep. Well he's been backed into a corner so its the logical answer but still funny as fuck.

  • @iTzM4S0Nxi
    @iTzM4S0Nxi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Have I ever told you about the immune system?

  • @ellelea123
    @ellelea123 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg soo funny I am crying

  • @fragoRoc6
    @fragoRoc6 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Videos on TH-cam are often mirrored to avoid copyright detection

  • @TubingFreak
    @TubingFreak 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Karl Beetleton

  • @MadastheHatter13
    @MadastheHatter13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I cant hear the word mollusc without instantly thinking of Ween.

    • @darrentravers9933
      @darrentravers9933 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can't hear the words: Daisies, Buckingham, Pork Roll, Meningitis or Fiesta without thinking of them 😂

  • @cluedo720
    @cluedo720 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    karl as a beetle cracked me up.

  • @jaded9247
    @jaded9247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:07 I wanna play this game with Ricky and Karl 😂

  • @ZombolicBand
    @ZombolicBand 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well spotted! Thet filmed this through a mirror :O

  • @megaDudeMegaDude
    @megaDudeMegaDude 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gratz to you for looking up the book on the internet. Since you know for a fact what he turned into, what did he turn into?

  • @1KevinsFamousChili1
    @1KevinsFamousChili1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    he joined a pop group with 3 other people it was brilliant xD

  • @TheRustAdmin
    @TheRustAdmin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:37 It's a gastropod, actually.

  • @ValValiantThor216
    @ValValiantThor216 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    She buys him 2 hot chocolates and she moves in haha

  • @jeodewalker2549
    @jeodewalker2549 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    beetle dont gather

  • @TheIHaveADHD
    @TheIHaveADHD 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    definitely that other bloke

  • @fist505
    @fist505 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The slug looks like Slurm Mckenzie

  • @D0ctorf0ster
    @D0ctorf0ster 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Think about it, Karl did it right he got famous and made some money and then retired in peace.

  • @Izzyman1441
    @Izzyman1441 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:47 Is the banner the wrong way around ? and why is Karl on the left? :O

  • @guyledouche7939
    @guyledouche7939 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Beetles...do we need em?

  • @Ceranne1010
    @Ceranne1010 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does anyone have the link for when he says he saw a bee having a heart attack?

  • @moultage
    @moultage 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    But there is loads of other videos of The Ricky Gervais Show on youtube which arent mirrored, but i suppose thats true

  • @MicksKicks1
    @MicksKicks1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    probably try to sleep lol

  • @introducingmichael
    @introducingmichael 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Is the screen not just switched round

    • @_booth7992
      @_booth7992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chadwarden1179 He's been wondering for 6 years XD

  • @Wotanraven
    @Wotanraven 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well it is at least called an insect no? And even if the word "insect" isn't used, the description of it is clear enough. I always figured it was a cockroach myself, but true, it could be a beetle like what Stephen says. What's certain is that it's some sort of insect with a carapace.

  • @DisturbedAidan2
    @DisturbedAidan2 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    To avoid copyright infringement.

  • @DogBomb456
    @DogBomb456 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:05 XD

  • @uncledom1340
    @uncledom1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Slugs are Gastropods.

  • @dannypreklas
    @dannypreklas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine waking up every morning to go to a job where your 2 friends insult and degrade you for hours...god I’d love that.

  • @chickurp
    @chickurp 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If he was a slug he could commuicate by writing words with his slimey trail..

  • @StrangerE0ns
    @StrangerE0ns 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is he a giant beetle?
    Well that’s not gonna go down well is it

  • @joshp1688
    @joshp1688 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone notice that the Vidio is flipped because the words are backwards at one point.

  • @kellybaird5049
    @kellybaird5049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    sometimes i think THIS DUDES A COMIC GENIUS!!!! but less them one second later i feel i am taking advantage of someone with a learning disability ....... ??????

    • @ilovevar9454
      @ilovevar9454 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just enjoy it. You don't need to think so much. Calm down pls

    • @user-cp9id1mj8b
      @user-cp9id1mj8b 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a character. Which he never breaks. Oscar worthy tbh.

  • @moultage
    @moultage 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    How come the clip is mirrored

  • @williamwhite2971
    @williamwhite2971 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol they didn't put shoes on the Paul beetle

  • @YouzACoopa
    @YouzACoopa 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    wait, you can win Karls heart with 2 hot chocolates?