A friend of mine taught my 4 year old daughter to say "Don't patronise me". I know it was him, because I was in the room, thinking of her mothers face, when my daughter said it.
This man always makes me feel better Without fail!.. im so tierd of all the negativity on net, i go to Russell's TH-cam and im laughing.. he's such a Gem! Bless him truly !! Thank you Russel 🙏 ✌️ ❤.
A friend of mine got married in 2008 and she had live musicians playing string instruments. As she was walked into the hall, they started playing the Wedding March and then seamlessly segwayed into the Star Wars theme. It was epic.
segued* FYI -- just so you know but, that sounds epic and now I want to do the same! I hope they are still happily married to this day; they sound like the type who would be.
After my son's wedding (2013) we had all moved out of the venue and were milling around talking when the next wedding started. It was the Imperial March from Star Wars playing for the bride's entrance that made us all go back in to see if they were in costume. I expect that is the piece of Star Wars music you are referring to as it is the one most people recognise as being from Star Wars.
I can’t wait to become an uncle because I am a madman. Being “uncle” to my sisters dog Zeus (Hitler with a tail, or the Omen with whiskers) is bad enough but I now know how to improve any nephew/niece I may end up with. And if God forbid, I even have kids I do hope it’s a boy because where I come from any man’s first born son is automatically classified as “the project.”
I think Russ is the only comedian that can make me snort-laugh. Nothing can prepare you for the punchlines. Whatever you think it could be, it's always crazier.
@@SamuelBlack84 my *Ex-girlfriend* told me that I look like in reminded her of Leonardo DiCaprio. 😐. At first I thought "whatever.. what we have going is good." But when she yelled his name one night.... Let's just say she discovered what the "INFJ door slam" is. 😆
Made me laugh with the funeral bit my nans mother was apparently not a great fan of my grandad, when it came to my grandads funeral on the way they said they are putting him next to her mum, nan being nan said "oh they will love that" that was it everyone was laughing whilst getting funny looks of the ushers 😅 laughter Is medicine I always say
I'd laugh a lot more but for some reason, every video of Russell's seems to touch on some personal experience of mine so I have to pause it and think "Is he getting his material by listening to me in the pub?" - Probably not so I might as well carry on laughing and conclude that I'm not the only one who thinks "Been there, done that" - Looked at some of the comments . . . . Yep! I'm not the only one! By the way I nearly pissed myself laughing at the "Muffling"
As someone whos come from a broken family, had no childhood to speak of and had one crisis after another (not that kind!); Its always okay to laugh. My mom, sister and i have only ever had eachother and we've had some amazing humor. My sister and i made a point of making jokes at my moms funeral and even thou it broke our hearts to be there and know that we'd never get to hug her again, we just had to bring some happiness into the room. Not out of disrespect but out of respect for our mother and the kind of person she was. Never stop laughing.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen your lazy eye. I watched your Hour shows, and once you mentioned it, I tried to see it. Maybe it’s because I’ve seen weirder people. Thank you for spreading your humor, Russel. It takes skill and a good soul to have that flavor of British humor and scathing remarks warmed by wholesome compliments and encouragement.
Your comment implys that lazy eyes are weird. Please do better. Nothing physically different is "weird"; its just b/c youre so used to brainwashing causing you to think there is a "normal" to judge others by. There isnt. Everyone looks different. Its called diversity. Its called humanity. Broaden your understanding.
in order to be heckled, you first have to be performing. if you are not performing, you cannot be heckled. someone made fun of you. use it to create content, sure, but get the terminology right. if you were performing in an elevator, i feel bad for you.
That's just sick, talking about teaching kids something like that even if it's meant to be a joke. Think we have another Russel brand with some skeletons here.
@@ajc1482 It is possible to cross a line and sexualising children is not acceptable. I won't let people like you bully me into accepting something from a profoundly sick society if you think that's right.
I just love that Russell's family is just a family of weirdos with an amazing sense of humour.
Oh
Me too. Love his family.
The werewolf masks had me in tears 😂
You believe the Internet?
Russell, thank you for making me laugh out loud. You are simply brilliant.
This man is truly my hero. I've been depressed and suicidal, watching his contents genuinely entertains me. Thanks a lot mate.
You alright?
Stay strong I've been there no fun😢
Hope you’re doing much better. So many well wishes to you. 🙏🏻
Hope you're managing better now.
A friend of mine taught my 4 year old daughter to say "Don't patronise me". I know it was him, because I was in the room, thinking of her mothers face, when my daughter said it.
he never fails to make me laugh, just love this guy. King Russell
Can you transkate this please@stephenwain7928
Somewhere, someone has definitely since "muffled" her drunk friend for sure.
This man always makes me feel better Without fail!.. im so tierd of all the negativity on net, i go to Russell's TH-cam and im laughing.. he's such a Gem! Bless him truly !! Thank you Russel 🙏 ✌️ ❤.
A friend of mine got married in 2008 and she had live musicians playing string instruments. As she was walked into the hall, they started playing the Wedding March and then seamlessly segwayed into the Star Wars theme.
It was epic.
May the Force be with them! 😂😂😂❤
segued* FYI -- just so you know
but, that sounds epic and now I want to do the same! I hope they are still happily married to this day; they sound like the type who would be.
My wife came down the aisle to the Paramount theme
After my son's wedding (2013) we had all moved out of the venue and were milling around talking when the next wedding started. It was the Imperial March from Star Wars playing for the bride's entrance that made us all go back in to see if they were in costume. I expect that is the piece of Star Wars music you are referring to as it is the one most people recognise as being from Star Wars.
“Lady wrestling…”😂😂😂😂
reminded me of his 'suicide walrus' haha
I suppose if you're going to be a comedian you damn well better be funny.
Mission accomplished Russell.
My favorite comedian of all time
And first
Oh Russ , I'm so sorry , as soon as I seen the thumbnail , I thought yes.
Love these😂
Russell, I simply LOVE your realness and also the fact that your family strongly resembles my own 🤦🤷
Love Russell!
I laughed throughout
Your the man 😂 this some funny shit
Very funny man !!
I can't unsee Ellen now 😂 Ellen's brother
I need that t shirt.
Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you? 😂
Guys teabag, girls flapucinno :)
Hilarious :)
🤣🤣🤣
lmafooooo
😂😂😂😂😂
See everyone thinks I'm a bad parent because I taught everyone of my kids to swear. .....fuck off it was hilarious, I have 4 of them
1:01
👌👌👌
6:19
I maybe a you tube comment, but there's nothing wrong in wishing for some likes 😜
You look like Ellen but nowhere near as funny
Each joke just got funnier and funnier 😂😂 But I don't think anything will beat the Pokemon photos for me 😂😂😂😂
Love these, hope to catch the show live at some point!
If you ever do catch a live show It is so worth it you get to hear alot of jokes that don't go in his TV show
Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you? 😂
You may resemble Ellen but there's one thing for sure. You're funny, she's not.
I can’t wait to become an uncle because I am a madman. Being “uncle” to my sisters dog Zeus (Hitler with a tail, or the Omen with whiskers) is bad enough but I now know how to improve any nephew/niece I may end up with. And if God forbid, I even have kids I do hope it’s a boy because where I come from any man’s first born son is automatically classified as “the project.”
I was an uncle to my niece for a while and instead of fun I was the uncle she confided in 😊
Love you Russel
I think Russ is the only comedian that can make me snort-laugh.
Nothing can prepare you for the punchlines. Whatever you think it could be, it's always crazier.
Laughed so hard I woke my parrot 🤦
Also I imagine that most Americans also wanted to leave this Earth when trump was elected 😱
You're the Best!😂😂😂😂😂
I made a promise to myself that I would laugh more.....
And here Iam laughing my ass off .... just brilliant!
That thumbnail. 😁.. Look on the bright side.
Nobody says you look like Donald trump so I consider that a win.
I've been told I look like Rodney Trotter 😅
@@SamuelBlack84 my *Ex-girlfriend* told me that I look like in reminded her of Leonardo DiCaprio.
😐. At first I thought "whatever.. what we have going is good."
But when she yelled his name one night....
Let's just say she discovered what the "INFJ door slam" is. 😆
So funny !
😂😂😂
What kind of family do you have? 😂 😂
Well, it's more accurate to say that Ellen looks like you. She's hardly the most feminine woman out there...
You got heckled in a lift don’t go yank on me Russell
Made me laugh with the funeral bit my nans mother was apparently not a great fan of my grandad, when it came to my grandads funeral on the way they said they are putting him next to her mum, nan being nan said "oh they will love that" that was it everyone was laughing whilst getting funny looks of the ushers 😅 laughter Is medicine I always say
Absolutely class 😂😂😂😂
😅🤠💜
good one.
I'd laugh a lot more but for some reason, every video of Russell's seems to touch on some personal experience of mine so I have to pause it and think "Is he getting his material by listening to me in the pub?" - Probably not so I might as well carry on laughing and conclude that I'm not the only one who thinks "Been there, done that" - Looked at some of the comments . . . . Yep! I'm not the only one! By the way I nearly pissed myself laughing at the "Muffling"
Russell's family has the best sense of humour 😂
As someone whos come from a broken family, had no childhood to speak of and had one crisis after another (not that kind!); Its always okay to laugh.
My mom, sister and i have only ever had eachother and we've had some amazing humor. My sister and i made a point of making jokes at my moms funeral and even thou it broke our hearts to be there and know that we'd never get to hug her again, we just had to bring some happiness into the room. Not out of disrespect but out of respect for our mother and the kind of person she was.
Never stop laughing.
Russel is most likely the funniest British man.
He is funny, but by no way the funniest man in Britain.
Nah that's definitely me, my girlfriend always laughs when I take my underwear off. 😅😅
He does look like a pretty ellen degeneres
Oh god i hope he has kids soon imagine how crazy his child will be
No one could ever out Russell for doing something daft, because he just outs himself. Lol
"Am I a real boy, am I?"
A Pokemon? Did he say a flipping Pokemon?
I don’t think I’ve ever seen your lazy eye. I watched your Hour shows, and once you mentioned it, I tried to see it. Maybe it’s because I’ve seen weirder people. Thank you for spreading your humor, Russel. It takes skill and a good soul to have that flavor of British humor and scathing remarks warmed by wholesome compliments and encouragement.
Your comment implys that lazy eyes are weird. Please do better.
Nothing physically different is "weird"; its just b/c youre so used to brainwashing causing you to think there is a "normal" to judge others by.
There isnt. Everyone looks different. Its called diversity. Its called humanity. Broaden your understanding.
There's one(well maybe more but I'm being specific) theme tune you wouldn't walk down the aisle too!
6:09 😂😂😂 it's too much...I'm dying
6.22 😂😂😂
I never touched you! 😤🤣
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19 days! Yay!
Just commenting for the algorithm 🤍
1:25 has aged like fine milk
Walking down the aisle to the theme from Jurassic Park is the classiest way to announce, "Yes I am a Bridezilla".
in order to be heckled, you first have to be performing. if you are not performing, you cannot be heckled. someone made fun of you. use it to create content, sure, but get the terminology right. if you were performing in an elevator, i feel bad for you.
What a load of old crap
That's just sick, talking about teaching kids something like that even if it's meant to be a joke.
Think we have another Russel brand with some skeletons here.
Oh....time to go to your safe space if your offended.....or just grow up.
@@ajc1482
Society must be sick.
@@ajc1482
It is possible to cross a line and sexualising children is not acceptable.
I won't let people like you bully me into accepting something from a profoundly sick society if you think that's right.
People will laugh at anything sick, what's wrong with you all? Is it narcissism sociopathy or psychopathy?
yessssss, you'd like that wouldn't you 😘