I’ve played gorn, stabbing works, but the spear is still as good as tits on a bowl. It’s hard to aim the spear cuz it’s so woobly, it can’t pierce armor, and if they get past the tip, you’re fucked for sure
So... when will CaptainSauce figure out that the "house plant" he got is planted in the little dwarf thing's helmet? Because that's the first thing I saw :D
11:54 not a quote but it got in my head...Random gladiator: tis but a fleshwound. Captain sauce: No its not i cut off both your bloody arms.... Gladiator: Ave had worse
Well because you said not to now I must do it, "For once please don't have the top of the comment section not have quoting me saying something bad" -CaptainSauce 2019
"Did I just have my style judged by a guy who sits on a throne without a shirt that looks like a beach ball that was stung by a bee." Me: "I would say he looks more like those fat chefs from little nightmares but... can I say... uglier"
“Let’s just not quote me for an episode.” - Captain Sauce.
Well done
U just quoted him tho
edit: I literally said that it’s a joke not woooosh
Halariyous
WoW
You have defied our master. You shall play with your blood!
"You end up getting tickled by a dude in a loin cloth"
-CaptainSauce 2019
Why are the Top 10 comments all quotes?!
Why? 1:11
Captain sauce:" I'm gonna chop him in half!"
Also Cap:*uses flat side of axe*
ramon andino Yay and 50th comment
I mean like
This dude seriously just got 11 likes and have a second
Well it worked didn’t it?
XD lol
"I constantly think this is cheap but I constantly think this is hilarious" ~ CaptainSauce 2019
Why are the Top 10 comments all quotes?!
“It’s a little tricky to aim just right.”
Captainsauce, 2019
🚫🔚🔜⁉⁉⁉⁉⁉⁉
Why are the Top 10 comments all quotes?!
@@charlynatillo7240 because they're funny
"A naked mess, which is exactly what I'm looking for"
- Captain Sauce
You did what he asked you not to do 😂🤣 LOL
@@Xelvimag Theres millions now
Its just dylan
That's wat she said
Poor captain sauce
"Pool noodles are meant for swimming pools, not pool tables."
- CapainSauce 2019
Had to rewatch to listen to this lol
@@infinite_sniperz3513 ngl its pretty deep tho
Like guns are meant for protection, not offense.
"Really"
Me now I hope
rude
“Let’s not quote me for an episode” is truly the best quote and KennLmao would probably agree
Killos are you still here
Instantly goes to comments*
@killos millhowd you're*
Lol
Omfg your top comment and it's a quote
“I can see inside your friend so you really wanna give it up
-captain sauce
*"We are back to the bite sized boys , perfect these are the ones I want to be haveing all the fun with"*
*Captain sauce 2019*
crow he said that as I read this
Is he talking about kids to rape?
having
*Having**
@@tfordham13 no
We're back to the bite sized boys now
-Captain sauce
*Law & Order plays in the background*
Yeag
Thats what my uncle said when i got back from vacation
Like those bite sized pretzel balls
''PULL THIS ALL THE WAY BACK'' captain sauce 2019
"this isnt even a quote, you just wrote down something random."
-CaptainSauce 2019
I’m from 3048
@@dusktilldawn173 both
@@jilomelo9367 I’m from 6969
@@dusktilldawn173 yes
@Caleb McDonnell heh, sucker, I’m in the good universe where 2020 ended! Bad news, 2021 is worse
"of course they can't just die but they explode into a naked mess which is exactly what i have been looking for"
Captain Sauce 2019
Nobody:
Cap: proceeds to cut instead of thrusting with a spear
Why did you put nobody..?
@@noahm44 meme.
Also. Wooosh
@@viljamipuumala602 Not wooosh. Alternatively, I just don't keep up with all memes? You're cringe..
@@noahm44 no U
Noah Pop dun dun DUN
(I know it’s very pointless but I just wanted to do that btw....why are you looking down here)
"Let's just go and not quote me for an episode"
~captain sauce-2019
Legend
The small boys these are the ones I want to have fun with
- captain sauce 2019
FBI OPEN UP
Jimmy Moore Nice lol 😂😂
I doubt he's gonna see this in 2024 but the tomahawks are used for throwing at enemies, not stabbing.
“God damnit what’s in those arrows dinamite?” Captain sauce 2019
"Now we're talking, now we got the extendable nip-pinchers."
-Captainsauce 2019
I looked at this comment will he stayed it
@@baldeagle713 same
Buttsagonton soka
Buttsagonton 200th like
Didn't expect this many likes....
9:10
CaptainSauce: These are the ones I want to have fun with.
Me: that what she said
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nasty
Jd H.M He said all the fun not just having fun
Wot
"It just kinda softly bounces around" -Captain of Sauce Jun 10, 2019
That is what she said
" I couldn't sever any hand so here's a foot" (my boss) what the..
lmao
Sir this is a wendys
“I really just wanna *pound* them into dust”
-Captainsauce, 2019
But I got stuck
"So ima try to make it so that they eat him alive"
Captainsauce 2019
LOOK UP ELEVEN
@@WyattWeasel_13 ???
The day cap realises that spears are stabbing weapons and that he has been using it very wrongly will be the best day of my life.
Well he did try stabbing them it just bounched right of his body
Lol
I’ve played gorn, stabbing works, but the spear is still as good as tits on a bowl. It’s hard to aim the spear cuz it’s so woobly, it can’t pierce armor, and if they get past the tip, you’re fucked for sure
Spears are meant to be thrown, pikes are meant for stabbing.
@@Mr_Rykes No
Early
Hey Cap! You should play a game called desert skies! It's the exact same, yet exact opposite of Raft!
Like so he can see!!
Desert skies is fun it’s very cool oof
torpedoman 247 this is from blitz
"Here let me lend you a foot." Captinsauce 2019
LOOK UP 13
7:40
"God i love this thing i dont care how limpdick it is"
-Captainsauce 2019
15:02 " *I don't feel so good Mr.Sauce-* "
Funny
pooferz
Lol
I got an ad
Aiden is big gay
"Let's not just quote me for an episode could we ?"- Captainsauce 2019
K
Sure
Legend
"Something bad"
- Captain Sauce 2019
Welp I've gotten to the rebellious side of the comments it seems
You mad lad
You are such a smart a**
Hot
“This is the kind of limp d*** weapon I want”
-Captainsauce 2019
You gave it a shot
Lol
Hello there
lol
You must pay for having defied our lord and you shall pay with YOUR BLOOD
"The bigger beefy boy, who's probably gonna be really hard."
Captainsauce 2019
Lol true
Lmaooo
Funni
Why dies he have potty humor
"Pool noodles are meant for swimming pools, not pool tables" - Invisible mean man not Captain Sauce.
LOOK UP TEN
"I NEED TO EVACUATE TO MY SANCTUM SANCTORUM!!!!!" - CaptainSauce, 2019
Who was sent the why for yes tomorrow :)
I read this right as it happened in the video
"did I just get insalted by a guy who sits on a thrown that looks like a beech ball that got stung by a bee that eats ass" like what I did there
No
Insulted*
Insulted* Throne* Beach*
No one likes what you did there buddy.
I can't tell if this is literal typos or this is 1000% just a joke but correct me if you sall
"Okay I got the extendable nip pinchers this could be fun"
Captain sauce
16:55 "they awarded me a house plant" what captain does not know is that houseplant is in the little dude's helmet
Wait until they fix the spikepit bug and sauce kills himself thinking it's still there.
Or the gladiators get smart and not jump in the pit
As I said on my last comment.
If they tried to kill sauce as much as they kill themsleves. They would be too powerful for words.
The spike bug isn't an actual bug.
I’m excited when ever that will happen!
"ARE YOU OK?"
"He's not ok" -Captain Sauce 2019
I love how all of the top comments are CaptinSauce quotes😂
Yours isn’t ( ù-ú)
:(
Lol
you ruined the cycle delete this NOW
“Caareful, caaareful, don’t wanna be sliding down” -Captainsauce forgetting he floats above the spikes
"I don't care how limpdick it is its going to be awesome!"
CaptainSauce 2019
7:50
Nothing feels better in the morning like cutting a gornie in half with the flat side of your great-axe.
Yet somehow it’s the same as hitting them with the sharp side
"Of course they can't just die, they have to explode into a naked mess which is exactly what i'm looking for. - CaptainSauce 2019
"We got the extendable nip pinchers" CaptainSuace 2019
"ARE YOU OKAY?! Where are my manners maybe I should just say it to your face. ARE YOU OKAY?"
-Captainsauce
“God I love this thing I don’t care how limp sick it is” Captain Sauce.
Legless man: ...
Captain Sauce: here’s a hand, I mean foot...
Kindergarten 2 the demo is out if I’m not wrong
Yes it is out
I loved When he played the first one it is my favorite series
I cant wait for cap to play it
Yes I love watching youtubers like cap and gray torture small children!!!!!
WHAT!?
GORN IS BACK!!! like if your exited
“This is the limp duck I wanted.
everybody:
captian sause: Whatever you say master.
"I really want to pound them into dust but I get stuck"-captain sauce
When u have nothing to do and u see a captain sauce video and u click it faster than usane bolt
*usain
"We have the extendable nip pinchers" - Captain Sause 2019
Yes
The reason the tomahawks stick to people is because you're supposed to throw them and retrieve them with the claws
Makes sense
''ok we've got the extendable nip pinchers this should be funny''
-Captainsauce 2019
"Just once I would like the top comment of this video not to be me saying something bad"
-CaptainSauce: June 10, 2019.
Copycat but I still liked
Oof got called out by the person you copied
Your welcome for the 250th like
@@lightknight1599 i didnt copy your comment, i didnt even know yours existed until people started talking about it
@@JackofSpades6 you didnt know even though it was the second top comment? We know you are lying
So... when will CaptainSauce figure out that the "house plant" he got is planted in the little dwarf thing's helmet? Because that's the first thing I saw :D
" I want to pound them but it keeps getting stuck " - Definitely not captain sauce
"It just kinda softly bounces around''
-Captinsauce 2019
"They blow up in a naked mess" -CaptainSauce
“I’m going try making it so they eat him alive”
Captain sauce 2019 I know I said not to but it’s so much
“Just once, I would like to have the top comment not to be me saying something bad” That’s up to them, Cap. That’s up to them.
This came at the best moment. I just started watching the series Theory of Love and it's 💔
"Finally they are gonna send out what im looking for" "im happy we decided to lock that up, nice" - captainsauce
Battle cats:FIRE ZE CAT CANNON.
Gorn:FIRE THE HAND CANNON.
12:24
Cs:it's a little tricky to aim it but when you get it boy you get it
Me: that's what she said
13:24*
11:54 not a quote but it got in my head...Random gladiator: tis but a fleshwound. Captain sauce: No its not i cut off both your bloody arms.... Gladiator: Ave had worse
“I don’t care how limp d*ck this thing is”
-Captain Sauce 2019
"If You Say So Master" - CaptainSauce 2019
Rewatching captain sauce gang where are you at?
that frizebie is a great weapon you don't know how to use it
Yayyyy I'm early I love ur vids cap I was waiting for u to upload
Lovve the video my dude its 12.30 am for me but forgot the sleep
this is the 1st comment I found that wasn't a quote. - Sulong 2019
@@primewirent1928 thanks
"Wiggly Horn, Activate!"
- Captain Sauce.
"They didn't deserve me to PULL" Captainsauce 2019
I realized that he is left handed
Of course they can’t just die, they have to explode into a naked mess , which is exactly what I am looking for
Caption sauce 2019
If you didn’t know The flower pot is the little guys head armour
"This THING can rapid fire".
Captain Sauce
"you didn't want me to pull ALL the way back"
captainsauce 2019
“Now we have the extendable nipple pinchers”captain sauce
I liked on thumbnail and title alone. Doubt I'll regret it.
3:55 my brain when I'm in a coma
Did anyone notice that the title is a reference to battle cats when he would yell FIRE ZE CAT CANNON, which is why it’s in all caps
"I need to evacuate to my sanctum Santorum"-CaptainSauce
Well because you said not to now I must do it,
"For once please don't have the top of the comment section not have quoting me saying something bad"
-CaptainSauce 2019
Hey Captainsauce! Love your videos.
I kinda want you to play more of blade and scorcery
Like if u agree!
Love you cappn (no homo) your videos are the shine to my day (and night) thank you so much for posting so often your vids are the best 😀.
Are you sure there's no homo?! Lol.
Lol
"We got the extendable nip pitchers, this should be funny" Captainsauce 2019
"They explode into a naked mess, which is just what I'm lookin' for"
-Captain Sauce, 2019
“Nothing feels better than cutting a gornie straight in half”
Captain Sauce 2019
You should play Rick and Morty
Specify Because Rick And Morty Is A Series On Adult Swim And Online Things
You should play the Rick and Morty VR game
You ever gunna continue your Battle Cats gameplay? 😂
Loved that.
Yeah I liked that too
"I really just want to pound them into dust, but then i get stuck!"
"Nope, I'm in danger, there's only one of Me for a good reason!"
-CaptainSauce 2019
Endangered*
"Did I just have my style judged by a guy who sits on a throne without a shirt that looks like a beach ball that was stung by a bee."
Me: "I would say he looks more like those fat chefs from little nightmares but... can I say... uglier"