Ranking Valorant Agents by WHO I'D MARRY?!
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Eggwick ranking his EggChicks
S Tier should have been EggChick
And F their should have been "break the eggs" or EggWent ... to get milk.
apex tier lists?
Honestly I would have reyna higher and chamber bottom bottom. Omen can be moved up to make space for chamber. But would probably move omen to like Toxic partner while neon is higher (cuz out of the 4 swapped, I know omen could end me (or ghost me and hurt my feelings) chamber might have money but I won't know if this man would sell my organs for a diamond necklace, and Reyna just got family issues but other than that she seems chill). So chamber bottom, omen at toxic, reyna as side and Neon at would date. Also the races running around would probs be fun too
Sova is literally the most compassionate agent and his physical features??? Literally a perfect man right there . He calls his grandmother weekly, he does photography in his spare time, even in the fade trailer he’s seen disregarding his fear in order to recon to help his team. Literally the sweetest dude on the protocol
Sova is daddy and you can't change my mind
For real sova is the perfect daddy
Gigachad
THE PICTURE OF SOVA WITH HIS GRANDMA 😭💞
@@knayst LITERALLY YEA HES SO PRECIOUS
Sova is (in lore and the game) very loving, caring and forgiving. He’s like raze but serious. He’s like a big brother but perfect. To everyone. Even his enemies.
I WAS SO SAD WHEN SOVA WASNT HUSBANDO :(
@@spain_suchandandatta10 SAMEEE
But he is russian
Not*
Also why the hell does it matter that there’s a Russian character in a video game that Russian character in a video game isn’t bad it’s a damn video game just because she’s Russian doesn’t mean he is not good
Sova is actually a swell guy, I mean look at his voicelines
“If you are not a good shot today, don’t worry there are other ways to be useful”
Ngl, if I were a girl I’d def marry sova
Idk bout that lol. For me that exact voice line is kinda concerning. What does he mean by other ways lol. I always thought he meant as bait or as a meat shield
@@_ph4nt0mzz_47 the other way is meant like you can smoke for the team, or watch flanks. Basically support the team in other ways than simply getting kills. It’s a very wholesome voiceline
@@YTAlyx ahh ok 💀 I should go to a psychiatrist LMFAOO...
Have you considered "homosexuality"
I am don't wanna have relationship but I would be happy to have friend IRL with kind heart/mercy and intelligence and would do my best to be nice friend
I’m a 100% sure the valo community would put way more than 3 ppl in Husbando/Waifu tier
viper mommy
pheodaddy deserved ss tier
Yoruuuu
Daddy Brimmy with the Stimmy
Daddy yoru
Sova not husbando tier was the saddest thing ever
Fr fr
Ironic the guy with no arms made it into side arm
NO SHIT HAHAHAAHHAAHAHHA
Kayo can rotate his hand, vibrate, he doesnt sweat and he's always in room temperature
Ayo?
Sus
NO ONE WALKS AWAY... from my bedroom 😳
@@kaikwon1604 "Ur suppresed"
@@chiefpedro9240 "You are powerless" 😳😳😳
Cypher is don’t think about it fr- he was a loving husband before his wife and kids all died which is exactly why you shouldn’t mess with that
Eggwick: Sage is 30+?!
Me, a milf lover: It's free real estate.
Edit: Btw, am I the only one who loves how Eggwick says Friends with Le Benefits?
You are not alone to like how eggwick says le benefits
also, sage is asian, so she might be 30+, but she'll look younger...and thats evident
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We already know how Chamber looks in real life he's handsome, tall, rich, plays the piano, rich, filthy rich
He's just the perfect husband and I wouldn't have to work ever again
And you know what's better than one chamber? Two filthy rich chamber.
@@freshmilk7122 that's the dream
Tall? They all the sane height
@@Voi1dwalk that's the game makes them the same height to make it fair....in lore neon is the shortest agent and chamber might be one of the tallest aside brimmy with the stimmy and sova and breach ofc
Yeah hes ma husbando
Switch astra with chamber. Chamber only has money while astra is really playful, nice, and watches the whole universe to make sure everything’s ok.
Astra is the best
Facts
she also destroys worlds in kay/o's alternate time line according to kay/o voice lines.
Chamber has money and drip
@@naderhijazi6038 and guns
@@naderhijazi6038 did chamber dirty with that low tier
Chamber should be in "friends with le benefits" coz MONEY and raze should be in would date coz she seems fun but no real benefits
U r too innocent for this world
come back in a few years, you'll realize what friends with le benefits means
why did you guys tell him/her the truth… y’all corrupting this innocent person
@@kat2565 yeah but they probably looked it up after seeing this thread lol ^^ just messin' around, not being serious
Move skye to would date and chamber to friends with benefits and it's perfect. Friends with benefits is a title MADE for chamber. Also, skye seems caring enough for the would date category imo
OR move Sova to husbando and jett and chamber both to would date
And plus, yoru canonically likes Skye LOL
HIGH QUALITY CONTENT
Viper is basically a tsundere just make her some adobo she'll warm up to u.
NOT PUTTING SOVA TO HUSBAND TEIR IS A CRIME!!! HES SO SWEET AND COMPASSIONATE!! AND HANDSOME??!?! WHAT MORE DO U WANTTT
Honestly, I'd put Neon higher. She's pretty cute and she seems like a really cool and funny person. Could also be bc she's a bit closer to my age than the others
same i think she's like a would date
Eggwick being a relationship advisor sounds so bad xD
The "dont even think about it" category had all the agents i wanted to marry lol
Chamber's fear is to be misjudged by the VA agents.
So I think he broke the teleporter (Fracture) for some good reason, and since earth 2 Chamber helped him, it's probably a bad idea to make a generator that powerful.
I think some people think that he broke the generator for his own gain. Also what the wiki says.
I've said it once and I'll say it again: Sage is best Waifu, Viper is Mommy
Also, where's fade? All the edgelord viewers are no doubt missing her lol
no
I honestly dont know where fade would be
Her coms doesnt sound that toxic
@@miigi-p4939 wait until she talks about nightmare
Ikr I love it when she stretches those sticky balls 🥶
im jett type of guy
i straight up spat my tea when i saw "all women in toxic" in chat lmao
FINALLY the video we’ve all been patiently waiting for
When he said cypher put cameras everywhere I checked my room
amazing content! keep it up
Kj at the top, truly an bird of c u l t u r e (we love free tech support and home security).
Chamber potentially being an inter-dimensional criminal is a massive downside to marrying him, prolly not worth the bag.
Great list, fun video!
I am very upset ko and omen were put underneath a literal psychopath
Alternative title: Eggwick finding a 2D waifu/husbando
jett was a chef and thats how she got her throwing knives-
she throws her knives by airbending or smth
"controlling the wind"
Hey man I just love the vids and keep up the good work
This was a very nice How to Sleep on the Couch Tonight Guide! Thank you Egg.
Love you Eggwick!
eggwick: Ight putting Jett in Wafiu.
Me: LESS GOOOO POGGG
first Riot doing Cypher dirty now Eggwick T^T
Omen likes to knit and water plants, that's some malewife material right there
I feel like if I were to do this I would switch astra and chamber. You could use chambers money on the side and spend it on astra. She’s literally such a sweet heart 😍
Eggwick ranking his EggChicks
Another vid Poggers
Quality content
After this, when‘s the mommy/daddy tier list coming lmao
I was hanging around on stream that night and got so mad you put Viper in toxic, but now its kinda a meme that you put in thumbnail tho.
bro cypher is a family man
pheonix is that one friend who lightens (get it?) the mood with other people and that type of person has no downsides
come back after you watched every agents lore on sir jeppy
the way he skipped omen when he was tryna say why astra should be thoguht
he really said: "does reyna live in a spanish country like mexico?" XDDDDD
yes mexico is a spanish country
Brimstone: Open up the Skye
just like breach says
can you even punch a ghost
Sova is the most compassionate and caring. So top tier for sure
No eggwick, I do get it.
Im scared at the opening "hello youtube"(i forgot to volume it down because my music volume is so small)
9:28 R.I.P Omen
I don't know who is worst . You for making this video, or me for clicking on it
i feel the same sentiment
you just mate my day, after i saw this video i hopped on your stream. I said "hi im new" and you responded to me. You even tried to pronounce my name (KaiEye) and laughed. Thanks you so much!
Brim is actually at our siblings' age rn
Cypher didnt even stand a chance ;-;
Sova is S, the reason he hesitates to kill his omega double is because he doesn’t want his double’s babushka to feel sad, and he doesn’t want anybody’s babushka to feel sad.
Should've put brimstone on SHOULD DATE, Jett on friends with benefits & chamber on husbendo
chat's failed us by getting my man Chamber in A tier:(
i woud swich neon with chamber,, and maybe switch it again with sage,, otherwise the list this perfect af
As a Sage and chamber main I agreed it all
9:26 the disrespect to ma boi Omen
Omen got da cake we know due to the observer bro
Breach is like marrying a mercenary who fought for Belgium in the Congo. Incredibly cursed vibes. He did terrible things for money.
Why every time eggwick streams I hv work to do T^T
S: Sage, KJ, Astra (i mean... shes god)
A: Sova, Jett, Neon
B: Phoenix (Funny londoner), Yoru, Raze
C: Kay/o, Viper, Skye
D: Cypher (Moroccan family man, not gonna meddle with the wife), Brim
Lets not:Omen, Reyna, Chamber
don't let bro cook ever again 💀
sova is the textbook definition of husband fym
Homie actually knows NOTHING about Viper lore. Literally founded VP with Brim and gave her position up to Sage willingly since she has a better personality for it. He really called her evil im dead
I have to tell my piece (including Fade):
S: Sage, Astra, Jett
A: Sova, Skye, Neon, Killjoy
B: Phoenix, Chamber, Raze
C: Fade, Yoru
D: Breach, Viper, Reyna
E: KAY/O, Omen, Cypher, Brimstone
WHERES FADE EGGWICK…… WHERES FADE
S tier: sage, kj, sova, omen (i can fix him 😩)
A tier: jett, phoenix, brim
B tier: neon, raze, yoru
C tier: astra, fade, skye
D tier: reyna, viper, chamber
F tier: kayo, cypher, breach (i hate breach with a passion)
What, fade in C? My guy she is S
@@chrishernandez7085 no? lol bro literally spied on a spy(cypher and other agents) so no
she hacked radiant tech based agent abilities too
I'd switch Skye and raze tbh
@@chrishernandez7085 she is mummy as fuck but her whole thing is nightmares and i wouldn't marry that personally
today's wordle is train
Dunno bout you guys but Sage, is someone I'd like to marry and do jade sculptures with.
Cypher is LITERALLY married
Yo, imagine if Fade was here
I see eggwick, I eggclick.
xD
Took some secs to get it
reyna (in lore atleast) is only toxic bcuz viper like literally sacrificed her sister for an experiment so her plan is just to get rid of anyone who interferes
Duude can't believe chat put chamber in A tier, he's the ultimate husbando
Cypher, a husband that still love his lost family
Eggwick 8 months ago: TOXIC
Edit he's still in DON'T THINK ABOUT IT cause he's still loving his wife
I think it's hilarious that my top 3 are in the very bottom lmao
I have a friends that once invited me into his party and there was a breach main who was really toxic he was gold but i destroyed his kda and he shuts up
IMO, bring brim to dont even think about it category, and omen on the friends with le benefits one. FREE TRANSPO are you kidding me? that's the benefit
someone please tell the man nanobomb is canon
now i know i have toxic preferences
The moneh
From smash or pass to fking waifu tierlists xD
fade,viper and neon for me.... ik im down bad but idc lmao
Yo where would fade be in this tier list? 👀
Eggwick bro it should have been Omen S tier, jett would date, chamber toxic, and reyna f
Kj one hundred percent S tier.
THE MONEY !!!!!
This shits gold
What is side arm?
why is side arm below friends with benefits tho?
(KAY/O at the bottom)
the internet: we respect your opinion, even though its wrong
Dude cypher had it rough. His family died. He seems chill. Who cares if he spies on u.
I still don't understand the category "side arm"
By looks it would be
Fade,Viper,reyna,sage,neon,jett
Sova