Chicagoans React to True Stories About Chimps by Sam O'Nella

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  • @evan6313
    @evan6313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Such an underrated channel.

    • @dorkish
      @dorkish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @dorkish
      @dorkish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jackson Carpenter Chicago reacts. Sam has 3m subs

  • @temuulmunkhtur
    @temuulmunkhtur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    lady: oh it is sad that Lucy got brutally poached
    guy:HUMANS ARE NUMBER 1, NO WE ARE THE BEST.

  • @giornogiobama3386
    @giornogiobama3386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    OOH OOH AAH AAH MONKI OOOO AHHHH HOOO HOO HAAA EEEE OOOO

  • @unitredacted9051
    @unitredacted9051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    His name was Corey Alden. He was a geneticist aboard a top of the line Nanotrasen Plasma Research Station. Despite all of this he was nervous of what was happening just in front of him, in his lab. The monkey pen, all of the tests subjects used for genetics experiments, one of the monkeys had stolen his pen from his pocket, and in order to retrieve it, he would have to enter the pen.
    He carefully opened the glass door, the monkeys looked at him and moved slightly, blocking the holder of their new relic from sight of the geneticist. Corey stepped over a monkey and reached for his pen, but it was too late, he just stepped on a monkeys tail. He was doomed. The monkeys lunged at him, he jumped backwards and shut the door and ran for his life, he ran through the genetics door and looked back to see the monkeys shattering the reinforced glass of their cage, screeching in a feral tone as they wielded metal rods and shards of glass, sprinting forwards and crashing through the glass of the genetics lab.
    The security guard in science exited to assist the fleeing geneticist, but the monkey horde wanted blood.
    “EEK EEK OOK OOK” chanted a million times over like a drum falling down a set of stairs.
    He drew his taser and found cuts across his armor vest in an instant as the monkeys brought him to the ground. He screamed as the geneticist continued to run. He wasn’t playing with fire, he was playing with monkeys.
    Security arrived, riot shields and shotguns aimed squarely at the monkey horde, rounds flung through, but no matter how many monkeys took buckshot, they got back up soon after taking the round, and the horde never stopped moving. The eeks and ooks were deafening as the monkeys grabbed for shotguns and turned them on the security team.
    Death Squad was already on its way, to kill both the monkeys and the crew, but the geneticist was dead the second he tried to get his pen back.
    (A story written about the horror of monkeys in SS13)
    (-written by... me)

    • @Gipwx
      @Gipwx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHAT THE FUCK?! W story

    • @glorb-xg7to
      @glorb-xg7to ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mental image is horrifying

  • @somethingpointless4074
    @somethingpointless4074 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chimp do be fuggin the vacuum

  • @PotatoVampireTaco
    @PotatoVampireTaco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Y'all should have a Twitter or something, channel is doing great.

  • @acrackworksproduction
    @acrackworksproduction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    yes

  • @boxhunter9742
    @boxhunter9742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can I recommend one were Salmonella talks about Joshua Norton the emperor of America?

  • @michaeljoefish8115
    @michaeljoefish8115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I had class, I couldn't watch the live premier.

  • @BAM81
    @BAM81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think it's all about the suction

  • @lillizarddude5152
    @lillizarddude5152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Name a better duo... I’ll wait

  • @Thewargamingweasel
    @Thewargamingweasel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wooo Chimps!!

  • @isaacoro8197
    @isaacoro8197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The way I see it, modern art should just be something that makes you think. I actually liked the chimp art more, today that line is a person the next it’s what ever I want it to be

  • @hard-modesans7147
    @hard-modesans7147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cool

  • @WilloD3d2y
    @WilloD3d2y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can you react to Sam O'Nella animals in space

  • @gibranalvarado1269
    @gibranalvarado1269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Have they reacted to any videos from Casually Explained? Very similar style to Sam oNella and equally as entertaining

  • @Saiqo17
    @Saiqo17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How does CHicago react? am i mistaken, is chicago not a place? did the collective population of the city react? or am i just baked to shit

  • @mranderson1376
    @mranderson1376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If its not one of ur privated videos, you guys should watch Sam's shrike video

  • @element8901
    @element8901 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do you guys have social media?

  • @BhawnaJain925
    @BhawnaJain925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    React to epic rap battles of history

  • @PhantomPug-
    @PhantomPug- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can you react to Michael reeves

  • @oldgreggsmadmemes4431
    @oldgreggsmadmemes4431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hopefully Sam comes back after College is over

    • @DarkLordWalker
      @DarkLordWalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah so that's where he went. I had been wondering why he had left for over a year.

    • @odeo5691
      @odeo5691 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well we got good news

  • @funkycup3900
    @funkycup3900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hello

  • @wyat4262
    @wyat4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A great thing you guys should react to is anything from MeatCanyon or Causally Explained.

  • @theblandcharlie822
    @theblandcharlie822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    anyone here in the comments like king crimson

  • @tuberqulosis
    @tuberqulosis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    React to Happy Merry Christmas.
    Channel: Sml
    Plz react to it

  • @sifuculreif6448
    @sifuculreif6448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm sure there are Plenty of people in the comments
    who would be Delighted to teach Kira what can be done with a Vacuum Cleaner.

  • @dhrubajsarma
    @dhrubajsarma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Humanity no. 1? You are a problem