Not sure if this was intentional or mentioned by others, but I wouldn't be surprised if the checkmarks at 3:25 are different colors not just because it's silly, but because it shows how Pepto solved the problems. Deku Tree, Red: Solved by brute force, burning the parasite. Red is Din and Power's color. Dodongo's Cavern, Blue: Solved by offering a logical solution to the Gorons. Blue is Nayru and Wisdom's color. Jabu Jabu, will be Green: Solved by exploding the Zora deity right in front of the king and armed guards, which takes either extreme ignorance or extreme guts (no pun intended). Green is Farore and Courage's color.
I'm pretty sure in the game they talk about how they don't just eat any stones, they only eat the ones inside the cavern. Whether that's out of taste or necessity I do not remember if that's stated
I felt the concept of the Gorons eating specific rocks was a stupid work around because in the end it's basically "let's eat dirt covered rocks or we can go inside that cavern and eat rocks covered in dirt with maybe some calcium or salt
I lost it when the owl repeated itself, the fact that nintendo put the repeat button at the top when you are spamming A the whole time to get through the message is pure evil 😂😭
Scandals are scandals but I prefer failed attempts at expanding local or governmental organisations over pouring money into immigration or financial aid for foreign countries. So I'm not going to address the Owl's criticism of how tax revenues are spent
For those who want to know everything the owl says: "Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here!" "It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!" "You will encounter many hardships ahead..." "Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore." "Coming to grips with the concept of time." "Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing." "And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life." "Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests." "But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!" *Link stares* "One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000." "Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000." "And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought." "Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount" "of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream," "roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium." "Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease," "kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all." "Convenience isn't very healthy." "You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well." "You'd be suprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!" *Link stares some more and with great pain spams controller* "And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our" "hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and" "making them fight, and studying beer koozies." "Beer koozies." "The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of" "Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work." "It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff." "Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army." "Afghanistan is 98 percent desert." "They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens." "$10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru." "$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ." "And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes." "Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018." "Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse." "It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report.'" *Link keeps spamming controller* "Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle." "You will meet a princess there..." "If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map." "The areas you have explored will be shown on the map." "A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features," "cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships" "between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about." "Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map." "On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next." "Did you get all that?" *Option for No and Yes and poor Link presses No by accident* *Repeats some previous quotes* *Link makes same mistake and screams (man it hurts to watch that)* "Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?" "Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?" "And that some cats are allergic to people?" "And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie?" "And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away?" "And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?" "And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears, including chainsaws?" "And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" "And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being" "introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century?" "And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days?" "And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called 'petichor?'". Those are all the quotes I could see, I hope you enjoy trying to read all that. Yes I had to type all that. Yes I took probably an hour. Was it worth it? Yes. Let me know if I made a mistake anywhere but I doubt anyone is going to try. Also there are rare typos in the quotes and I did not correct them.
1:46 Full Owl's Dialogue: Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! *Camera pans to Link, and probably misses some text.* One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought * *No* *Yes* *Link accidentally selects No* Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! *Recites first 10 lines* It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. *Camera pans to Link, as he starts to go insane (and probably misses some text once again)* Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg? And that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie? *Apparently "Murrie" is not a word, silly TH-cam comments dictionary* And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws? And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" *The question mark is supposed to come after the quotation mark.* And did you know that sushi actually originated in southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? *The word "introduced" and "around" are partially covered up by Link's well timed ocarina toss.* And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days? And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?" *The question mark is supposed to come after the quotation mark. Also, it's spelled "petrichor" not "petichor".* *Ocarina smashes into the Owl's face and makes every rational person on the planet smile.* *THE END* AAAAHH I just wasted 2 hours of my life making this for you, please like this comment so that Terminal Montage and others can see this comment, and to show that you appreciate my dedication! *THAT IS YOUR FATE.* I'm so bored, my hand is stiff and I ran out of raisins to snack on. Also, like this comment if you like raisins. That darn owl talked faster than a world record rapper, sheesh. I swear they put the "NO" option there on purpose. *BEER KOOZIES.* whatever happened to that poor mentally ill owl? groundbreaking stuff probably. *CHIPOTLE* _Convenience isn't very healthy btw._ Hub ub bub uhb bub uhb dub bu ub buhb bu uhb dub uh bub..... Did you get all that? *No* ---> *Yes* Okay, Goodbye. :)
4:17 I laughed so hard when I first saw how Ganondorf ran over already smashed down Link with his 'Uyaa' scream and then shot him with a spell also)) 😂
1:54 “Then there’s accidentally spending $28 million on *green* camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army.” “Afghanistan is 98 percent desert.” Lmao, that “Accidentally” made me laugh.
Link:uhh...!*SPAMMING BUTTON AGGRESSIVELY* Owl(I forgot their name):did you get that?? Link:*accidentally presses "no"* Owl:*AGGRESSIVE LECTURE* Link:HEYAH TEYAHH!!*T A K E I T*
this is my second fav part and it comes right after my first favorite part which is when ganondorf runs over already squashed link then throws a magic blast at him for no reason.
I learned how many frames he edits, the first set of speech stayed on for 2 frames each, while the second set of speech stayed up for 1 frame WHY WOULD HE DO THIS TO US
@@Joshninja humans need vegetables to eat, but we also need protein among other things. We don’t know the Goron food pyramid, just that they like to eat and can’t survive without rocks.
This whole video is amazing but what always draws me in is that nice, short, cool, and relaxing intro to your videos. That little sound effect that echoes on a screen of nothing but words and is in sync with the words appearing on screen is a such perfect way start your videos. I just thought this went unappreciated, thanks for uploading you amazing work!
I like when he burps at the start of his videos! Oh wait, that’s the other guy... I love your vids and all the details in them! Looking forward to part 2!
I love the attention to detail, just the most subtle things in the backround, and actually putting real sentences for the owl instead of random words or something
The owl said " did you know that sushi originated from south east asia and introduced in south china first before came to japan sometimes at 8 centuries?"
I love all the little references that are in this lol, like smash bros going on on top of the castle and a black mage and a fighter walk into kakariko lol
There was an attempted hand wave that the gorons were picky eaters and that only the rocks INSIDE Dodongo’s Cavern were palatable to them, so they couldn’t stomach eating the boulder blocking the entrance. My head canon is that by the time they had become hungry enough to eat the boulder they wouldn’t have regained the strength to deal with the resurgence of dodongos inside the cavern, which was also mentioned. I guess Ganondorf revived the dodongos before he blocked the entrance, because how else would the gorons know that they had reappeared inside the caves. It’s still a plot-hole, but not because it was completely ignored by the developers, it just wasn’t addressed convincingly. But, I’m of the opinion the the Zelda series has been written vaguely by design so that it can stimulate the fans’ imaginations by filling in the gaps and inconsistencies. For better or worse, it’s one of the main reasons I love the franchise.
3:57 I was expecting to see them make fun how SLOW he scoots over. I was baffled at the fact I had to sit there for that long the very first time I played oot.
Spongebob! Will you forget the stupid pioneers! Have you even realized that there are NONE of them left? That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral, and took directions from ALGAE!
@@davidhong1934 Probably getting his arms punched off by a monster again, he's really good at that. Geno is busy getting ready to get rejected from the next Smash lineup, sadly, if that's who you were actually asking about.
The Goron fall at 2:55 with accompanying scream from The Mummy(?) is just the most wonderful, random, hilarious bit of comedy and illustrates this channel’s unique genius. Gets me every single time.
The guide for every terminalmontage video: -pause the video -subtitles on -wait untill the video is TRULLY over -watch it again for extra easter eggs -watch it again because this man puts a lot of effort into his animations. Enjoy
-Watch some parts of the video in 0.25x speed and abusing the keyboard shortcuts to do so (Shift + , slows down the video easily, speed it up with Shift + .)
Kaepora Gaebora's dialogue: "Hoo hoot, little Link... Look up here!" "It appears the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!" "You will encounter many hardships ahead...Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore." "Coming to grips with the concept of time." "Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing." "And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life." "Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your similar interests." "But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest of times!" "One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000." "Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000." "And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fats, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well." "That is your fate." "Don't be discouraged, even during the toughest of times!" "And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, and studying beer-koozies." "Beer-koozies." "The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work." "It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff." "Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan national army. Afghanistan is 98% desert." "They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens." "$10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru." "$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn an abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ." "And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48 billion in improper payments in Fiscal year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big problem, it opens up to all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report'." "Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there..." "If you are lost and don't know where to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word map can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next." "Did you get all that?" ➡️No Yes Extra dialogue: "Did you know the hastag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?" "Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?" "And that some cats are allergic to people?" "And that M&M stand for Mars and Murrie?" "And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more that 2 miles away?" "And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?" "And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws?" "And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in 'Mickey's?'" "And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan sometime around the 8th century?" "And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 128 days?" "And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called 'petichor?'" Do I have a life? I don't know at this point.
Me: *Sees this in my recommended* Me: Ah, yes, the usual rounds of TerminalMontage vide-- *Posted 1 hour ago* Me: *Screams like Kirby getting his letter for Smash Ultimate*
Me: *Starts watching the video twenty minutes after it comes out* TH-cam five minutes later: "Hey Terminal Montage has a new video" Me: "Haha I already activated hyperspeed"
Owl man at 1:46 : "Hoo hoot! Little Link... look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! One day you'll find that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! And learning that the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight and studying beer koozies. Beer koozies. The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work. It turns out they do groundbreaking stuff. Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army. Afghanistan is 98 percent desert. They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens. $10,000,000 on "green growth" in Peru. $2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ. And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report". Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there... If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that? ---> No Yes Hoo hoot! Little Link... look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Did you know that the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? Or that the 100 folds in a chef hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg? And that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murry? And that you can hear a blue whales heartbeat from more than 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws? And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days? And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?"
Well the reason why they didn't easy the boulder. Was because they were picky eaters and only ate specific rocks in the cavern though the enemy's and dodongo were to dangerous to deal with. So they would rather starve than just deal with eating some form of food.
Not sure if this was intentional or mentioned by others, but I wouldn't be surprised if the checkmarks at 3:25 are different colors not just because it's silly, but because it shows how Pepto solved the problems.
Deku Tree, Red: Solved by brute force, burning the parasite. Red is Din and Power's color.
Dodongo's Cavern, Blue: Solved by offering a logical solution to the Gorons. Blue is Nayru and Wisdom's color.
Jabu Jabu, will be Green: Solved by exploding the Zora deity right in front of the king and armed guards, which takes either extreme ignorance or extreme guts (no pun intended). Green is Farore and Courage's color.
Thank you for the pin, Jeremy! 💜
What an incredible callout, excellence♣
@@lusasedoux479 Thank you!
Clever! I already knew that tho, soz
"Why don't you eat the boulder"
Something I'm sure many kids playing this game for the first time screamed at the Gorons
i know i did
bro I was like 5-7 when I first played it so I was like "k"
I said "why won't they just eat the boulder?" When it came to that scene too. I didn't play the game but I said it while watching this video
I didn't think about that until now and well... I'm much older than a kid
I did
Never knew the Temple of Time was a shrine to the Flintstones. The more you know.
The MOTHER series' "Snowman" in Zelda's room :3
I guess you could say it’s a very *grand* temple.
23 hours ago?
GRAND DAD 7
FLEENSTONES!?!
Never thought about how they could just eat the boulder..
Same, that was a good point lol
I always figured they can only eat certain stones, so maybe the Boulder tasted bad, or it had no nutrients.
I'm pretty sure in the game they talk about how they don't just eat any stones, they only eat the ones inside the cavern. Whether that's out of taste or necessity I do not remember if that's stated
I felt the concept of the Gorons eating specific rocks was a stupid work around because in the end it's basically "let's eat dirt covered rocks or we can go inside that cavern and eat rocks covered in dirt with maybe some calcium or salt
Yeah
I cannot get over the fact that the Temple music was just the first 6 notes of the Flintstones melody and no one's talking about it.
I scrolled and scrolled just to find this comment
that’s siivagunner for ya
Comedic gold
When Link places all the spiritual stones in their resting places and opens the door to the GRAND DAD
I brought that up months ago but nobody noticed it then. It's really clever. 😂
"Like playing with your legos one day and realizing its not fun anymore" That brought back some sad memories lol
Yeah, that was the Owl text that really hit me in the feels too, bro!!
That section about waste spending was pretty terrible if it was true.
Video: 1 minute ago
Comments: 23 hours ago
22 hours ago?
Are you a time traveler?
I lost it when the owl repeated itself, the fact that nintendo put the repeat button at the top when you are spamming A the whole time to get through the message is pure evil 😂😭
I RELATE
Linkmon99 XD
Lmao it's so true, this always happens to me
look at my comment if you'd like to read what the owl said
Nintendo: that's your punishment for not listening *F O O L*
This is probably the closest anyone will get to capturing how aggressive Navi is
HEYHEYHEYHWYHEYLISTENHEYHEYLOOKLISTENLISTENHEYLOOKLOOKLOKLISTENLISTENGEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
HEY LOOK LOOK LISTEN EHY HEY HEY
AAAAASAASAAAAASAAAAA
*Navi kills some kids*
Don't get me started with Midna if you threaten her, specially after what she did to Zant...
The "did you get all that" "no" was so real
''..Have you ever had a dream? that you want you you you could do so you you you'd do you could you you wanted you want''
- Zelda, 1998
Link: Yes
lol (D
*scream of joy*
Have you ever had seen even tried even though want to do look more like?
Lol
The Flintstones theme with the Temple of Time choir sound is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while.
Yes I flipped out
Siivagunner granddad meme
no, that is 7 GRAND DAD music
nice i'm the 69th like
That's SiIvaGunner for ya
Anyone gonna talk about how the owl is spitting straight facts about Chipotle, dept, and scandals?
good eye
Dont forget about the legos
I hurt my wrist pausing for that
Scandals are scandals but I prefer failed attempts at expanding local or governmental organisations over pouring money into immigration or financial aid for foreign countries. So I'm not going to address the Owl's criticism of how tax revenues are spent
@@beunhaassie Why u not just slow the vid to 0.25? Its way easier
Navi get the Pepto Bismal relevant TOTK 2023
(Only putting cause pinned message)
Wheres the one hidden video in the playlist?
@@dashdestroyer8238 I have no clue
zelda screm
@@dashdestroyer8238 perhaps a placeholder for the water temple video? Been waiting for that one..
HOW WAS MEME DALE ZELDA DALE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣🥹🥹🥹🥲😹😹🥛
“Why not just eat the Boulder?” *Proceeds to eat the Boulder and an entire family of dodongos*
The boulder wasn't spicy enough.
If I was starving I would do it
Om nom nom
Best part.
Still not hungry enough for an octorok.
"have you ever had a dream that you, you, could, you, you, you"
"yes"
*EEEEEEEEEEE*
2:31 Zelda was singing
just lower the playback speed man
Best dream ever
Am I missing a reference?
Y’all should check out Schmoyoho’s have You Ever Had a Dream songify
For those who want to know everything the owl says:
"Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here!" "It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!" "You will encounter many hardships ahead..." "Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore." "Coming to grips with the concept of time." "Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing." "And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life." "Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests." "But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!"
*Link stares*
"One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000." "Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000." "And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought." "Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount" "of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream," "roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium." "Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease," "kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all." "Convenience isn't very healthy." "You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well." "You'd be suprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!"
*Link stares some more and with great pain spams controller*
"And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our" "hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and" "making them fight, and studying beer koozies." "Beer koozies." "The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of" "Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work." "It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff." "Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army." "Afghanistan is 98 percent desert." "They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens." "$10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru." "$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ." "And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes."
"Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018." "Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse." "It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report.'"
*Link keeps spamming controller*
"Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle." "You will meet a princess there..." "If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map." "The areas you have explored will be shown on the map." "A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features," "cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships" "between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about." "Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map." "On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next." "Did you get all that?"
*Option for No and Yes and poor Link presses No by accident*
*Repeats some previous quotes*
*Link makes same mistake and screams (man it hurts to watch that)*
"Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?" "Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?" "And that some cats are allergic to people?" "And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie?" "And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away?" "And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?" "And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears, including chainsaws?" "And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" "And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being" "introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century?" "And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days?" "And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called 'petichor?'".
Those are all the quotes I could see, I hope you enjoy trying to read all that. Yes I had to type all that. Yes I took probably an hour. Was it worth it? Yes.
Let me know if I made a mistake anywhere but I doubt anyone is going to try. Also there are rare typos in the quotes and I did not correct them.
You're a true hero
It has been done 2 times alr
Thanks man
@@jomann_hd Where
Kudos, man.
I dont know why, but ganon lauging in the background kills me every time!🤣 2:33
I don't know why, but Ganondorf laughing as Zelda struggles to say her line is hilarious.
The parts where Zelda screams at link are never not hilarious to me
[Extreme Joy]
I didn’t notice that until after a few rewatches. How did I miss it? I have no idea
Here is the time stamp that nobody gonna see 2:31
That and the fact her dad points it out to him :P
1:46 Full Owl's Dialogue:
Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here!
It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!
You will encounter many hardships ahead...
Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore.
Coming to grips with the concept of time.
Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing.
And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life.
Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests.
But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends.
That is your fate.
Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!
*Camera pans to Link, and probably misses some text.*
One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000.
Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000.
And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought * *No*
*Yes*
*Link accidentally selects No*
Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! *Recites first 10 lines*
It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!
You will encounter many hardships ahead...
Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore.
Coming to grips with the concept of time.
Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing.
And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life.
Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests.
But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends.
That is your fate.
*Camera pans to Link, as he starts to go insane (and probably misses some text once again)*
Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?
Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?
And that some cats are allergic to people?
And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie? *Apparently "Murrie" is not a word, silly TH-cam comments dictionary*
And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away?
And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?
And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws?
And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" *The question mark is supposed to come after the quotation mark.*
And did you know that sushi actually originated in southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being
introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? *The word "introduced" and "around" are partially covered up by Link's well timed ocarina toss.*
And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days?
And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?" *The question mark is supposed to come after the quotation mark. Also, it's spelled "petrichor" not "petichor".*
*Ocarina smashes into the Owl's face and makes every rational person on the planet smile.*
*THE END*
AAAAHH I just wasted 2 hours of my life making this for you, please like this comment so that Terminal Montage and others can see this comment, and to show that you appreciate my dedication!
*THAT IS YOUR FATE.* I'm so bored, my hand is stiff and I ran out of raisins to snack on. Also, like this comment if you like raisins. That darn owl talked faster than a world record rapper, sheesh.
I swear they put the "NO" option there on purpose. *BEER KOOZIES.* whatever happened to that poor mentally ill owl? groundbreaking stuff probably. *CHIPOTLE*
_Convenience isn't very healthy btw._
Hub ub bub uhb bub uhb dub bu ub buhb bu uhb dub uh bub.....
Did you get all that?
*No*
---> *Yes*
Okay, Goodbye. :)
Thanks for this
thanks
You are a madlad with this level of dedication I hope you make it very far in life. *That is your fate*.
@@kimanir1802 (thx) yeah, and just imagine how hard it was to hear that other people had already done it before me. :/
Absolute madman
2:31 hahahahaha “have you ever had a dream that you want you you could do you you” “yes” **Extreme joy screech**
4:17 I laughed so hard when I first saw how Ganondorf ran over already smashed down Link with his 'Uyaa' scream and then shot him with a spell also)) 😂
I love how this references the fact that everyone just rolls around in this game instead of walking normally
It’s more convenient
Conn Toons yes, yes it is
It gives me the rolling edge.
I jump
Some of us walk backwards >:3
I never thought I would hear Ganondorf say “Hahahahaha Ronaldihno Soccer”, but here we are
pqp tamo em todo lugar
@@luks7069 BRASIL PORRA
@@expressosledghammer Funnily enough, the bootleg comes from Peru
Brasil porra
I love how socser comes from a non english speaking peruvian
1:54
“Then there’s accidentally spending $28 million on *green* camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army.”
“Afghanistan is 98 percent desert.”
Lmao, that “Accidentally” made me laugh.
Hah!! The scrolling past the owl’s dialogue was so spot on 😂😂
Lower the speed and read it all 😂
==>No
Yes
Kaepora Gaebora has ADHD. He just wasn't diagnosed as a chick.
Link:uhh...!*SPAMMING BUTTON AGGRESSIVELY*
Owl(I forgot their name):did you get that??
Link:*accidentally presses "no"*
Owl:*AGGRESSIVE LECTURE*
Link:HEYAH TEYAHH!!*T A K E I T*
That owl convo and hitting "no" by accident was the most accurate description of my childhood experience of this game ever.
Yes exactly I would accidentally keep choosing no and have to repeat the conversation again
I now have 20 copies of Rand Paul books manifesting in my fireplace.
I swear I heard every sentence he said at least 3 times.
I cannot overstate how much joy the sequence after the Gorons realize they can eat the boulder gives me, it’s just hilarious
I have also come to rewatch that scene
I can relate to everything presented here, specially with the dam... owl
That talk about friends really cut me deep/
Did you actually take the time to read what the owl was saying?
Well sorry for you then...
@@ioccasionallyeatwings I did it was interesting.
Bababababababababababa×1000000000000000000000
Yeah we all felt that owl.
I love how Zelda telepathically connected with Link just to scream.
that's my favorite part 😂
Link....
*bloody screaming intensifies*
this is my second fav part and it comes right after my first favorite part which is when ganondorf runs over already squashed link then throws a magic blast at him for no reason.
I don’t think I’ve ever had such a feeling of existentialism than when I read the things that owl had to say
Lol🤣
b r u h
I learned how many frames he edits, the first set of speech stayed on for 2 frames each, while the second set of speech stayed up for 1 frame WHY WOULD HE DO THIS TO US
Owl say!
It wasn't the owl saying anything
It was Terminal Montage
*Shudders*
"Ha ha ha Ronaldinho Saucer"
As a Brazilian I loved that turn into a meme
ronaldinio çóçer
Eu capotei nessa hora kkkk
As a Brazilian/American, I am happy too
You should have used ExpressVPN and not leaked information about you being Brazilian
Caralho
That Final Fantasy refrence at 2:49 is awsome, it's the little things that count.
I can't tell which link is scarier: Young link with genocidal spirit or surfboard link with speedrunning capabilities
if ive ever learned anything in this channel, its that anything that is fast is evil
@@hotramen5936 Oh no...not sonic the hedgehog!
The “why don’t you eat the boulder” sequence always hits me like a truck
@@Joshninja cause dey starvin
@@Joshninja humans need vegetables to eat, but we also need protein among other things. We don’t know the Goron food pyramid, just that they like to eat and can’t survive without rocks.
Buh-buh
I absolutely lost it right there
Why didnt we think of that!
Link for President
Dude you can’t just leave us like that without part 2 of this masterpiece.
True
Where is part two??
He'll probably make it in Something About Season 4.
True
Agreed
0:33 this is as accurate as you can possibly get with Navi 🤣
Link:"Why don't you eat the boulder?"
Gorons: *IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE*
"But we don't like how those rocks taste" Just eat the broccoli already, dessert is RIGHT THERE behind it.
@Yol Riin Lask
Welcome to Humanity. Please enjoy your stay
@@justiceforjoggers2897 indeed
*They eat Dodongo as well* 🤣🤣
@@firstgalacticempire5664 Me: King Dodongo is pretty scary, he can eat more than one bomb without dying
Gorons: Eat strong to becOME STRONG
This whole video is amazing but what always draws me in is that nice, short, cool, and relaxing intro to your videos. That little sound effect that echoes on a screen of nothing but words and is in sync with the words appearing on screen is a such perfect way start your videos. I just thought this went unappreciated, thanks for uploading you amazing work!
Pp
I like when he burps at the start of his videos! Oh wait, that’s the other guy...
I love your vids and all the details in them! Looking forward to part 2!
Yep
@@TerminalMontage lonk
The end music is cool too ^^
I think he’ll just wait seven years before he makes part two so that it will match up with the game timeline
Legend
@@maxmillianwiegel1643 of Zelda
greetings from 2027
Don’t give him ideas!!
he gave it a heart. its to late. we have to wait the 7 yeatrs.
The music gags are on point, like Link playing Willy Wonka's Oompa-Loompa summoning song or the Temple of Time chorus singing the Flinstones theme
THAT'S THE SOUND THAT HE PLAYS ON THE OCARINA!!! THANK YOU! (I just commented and asked about this!)
"Why don't yo eat the boulder?" Finally someone gets it.
best part
Why dont you eat trees if they are also plants , dont jugde with out thinking
@@alejoplaya2487 That's not a valid argument lol.
Didn't they eat a certain type of rocks?
That made me laugh too
4:50
"A TRIFORCE !
I'LL STEAL IT !
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW !"
God this makes it so much better, lmao!
*NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!*
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
No one will ever know!
ᴺᵒ ᵒⁿᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵏⁿᵒʷᵎ
_ronaldinho socser_
"Link...
Then that means Zelda is alone and UNPROTECTED!!!"
he yells it. thats the best part .
“We need rocks to eat but dodongo’s cavern is blocked by a boulder”
“Why don’t you eat the boulder?”
*B R A I N B L A S T*
They are so gourmets they only want the rocks from Dodongo's Cave.
But where did that rock come from?
It’s beeg brain time
Stonks
*Proceeds to devour everything, whether it moves or doesn't.
Yeah, I always wondered why they didn’t do that.
I love the attention to detail, just the most subtle things in the backround, and actually putting real sentences for the owl instead of random words or something
I like how Zelda’s dad is trying rid of her and is just like “That’s her right there, yup, she’s yours.”
As long as you have enough rupees
Lamp oil, rope, BOMBS
@@megameme29 rupees*
The Sensible One this ones not very bright, is he.
@@adambasile9570 R O P E
"Why don't you eat the rock "
Loooool I asked the same question when I was a kid 😂👌🏻
There actually is a goron who states their diet consists of the dodongo rocks specifically in the cave, though it is very easy to miss
Humans can eat grass right, just pull some up out of the ground and eat that dingus
L O G I C
@@CptViscen I mean we can eat grass. I do it all the time
no matter what animation you do, the Godzilla roar will always get me.
Same
0:30 “The hive cluster is under attack” love how ghoma can pass as a StarCraft Zerg unit😂😂
Daruma: "We can't eat rocks because the dodongo's is locked by a boulder"
Lenk: "Why you don't eat the boulder?"
Daruma: **THE PROFECY IS TRUE**
when he clicked "no" to the, "did you get all that?"
*I felt that*
No
Same here
I’m glad I spent 10 minutes trying to read everything the owl said
What did he say? :p
I kind of want it written out, as, bring on mobile, I can't pause the video fast enough to read each individual line.
Anthony Lopez put it to 0.25 speed and then pause that’s what I did lol
The owl said " did you know that sushi originated from south east asia and introduced in south china first before came to japan sometimes at 8 centuries?"
It got you fam - check my comment.
I love all the little references that are in this lol, like smash bros going on on top of the castle and a black mage and a fighter walk into kakariko lol
“Why don’t you eat the boulder?”
Years of pent-up frustration, anger, and tears have suddenly manifested because of those words.
Y - Same
I don't know human eat plants so why don't you eat the grass in your yard
Lmfao
@@Lumis_The_Lucario boulder is big rock, grass is not big broccoli
@@raevrrrr true but gorons might only eat certain kinds of rocks.
"Why don't you eat the boulder?"
"Why do you humans have farms? Why don't you eat grass and trees?"
Well because.... because......
Idk why
It’s not edible?
@@FangzwithaZ Mind size: Mega
Yeah that’s right, punkass.
Yes.
When the owl said: “Like playing with Legos one day and realizing it’s not fun anymore.” I felt that
thats the moment when you look at your self in the mirror drunk and high lisent in some 90's depressive songs
When the owl said "Hah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah" I felt that.
@@nickeloudeon1 No... Just depression
José Rodolfo Medina Arreola That is you when you got knocked out by someone with a giant stick and drank Corona without noticing.
I read the entire thing.
2:14 Love the Smash reference on top of the Hyrule castle.
I just love blue yoshi
same
You missed 7:05
2:11
I was expecting it would immediately turn to night and the drawbridge would be lifted just before he got there.
Nah Link was rolling, he got there in time
Bro same ive missed that so many times until i relized that you could side step to get there faster, i kinda wish he put that in there...
Same
I walk backwards I think that's faster
There's always part 2! ; )
"Why don't you eat the boulder?" Finally someone else wonders about that
"Hylians eat plants, right? Why do you need farms? Why don't you just eat grass."
@@mmmnah7684 a more accurate analogy is "hylians eat bread but there's a locked door made of bread sealing off the bread storage room"
There was an attempted hand wave that the gorons were picky eaters and that only the rocks INSIDE Dodongo’s Cavern were palatable to them, so they couldn’t stomach eating the boulder blocking the entrance. My head canon is that by the time they had become hungry enough to eat the boulder they wouldn’t have regained the strength to deal with the resurgence of dodongos inside the cavern, which was also mentioned.
I guess Ganondorf revived the dodongos before he blocked the entrance, because how else would the gorons know that they had reappeared inside the caves.
It’s still a plot-hole, but not because it was completely ignored by the developers, it just wasn’t addressed convincingly.
But, I’m of the opinion the the Zelda series has been written vaguely by design so that it can stimulate the fans’ imaginations by filling in the gaps and inconsistencies. For better or worse, it’s one of the main reasons I love the franchise.
I always assumed that they couldn’t eat that kind of rock. Like maybe they can’t digest it or maybe ganondorfs magic makes it toxic to them.
Guys lets gust pay with graas
3:57 I was expecting to see them make fun how SLOW he scoots over. I was baffled at the fact I had to sit there for that long the very first time I played oot.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Just kinda mad there wasn’t a 5 minute segment of King Zora scooting over.
Thank you for speaking up about this issue!
Seriously. I was waiting for that too
That WOULD have been funny!!!!
Inwas really expecting the last 4 minutes to be watching king going mweep
"Oweep."
"Oweep."
"Oweep."
"Oweep."
"Why don't you eat the boulder? "
God damn, how is that nobody thought in that before? O_o
Because the Gorons explain that they've become way too picky about the rocks they eat.
After all this time and nobody had thought of that simple solution.
@@Chaos89P "we are starving to death but we won't eat the giant boulder in the way of our food even though we eat rocks because we are too picky"
@@djpegao Then if vines block your way anymore eat the vines
When you edit your comment and there is still an error in it..
I read the entire owl monologue and I was not at all disappointed. “Afghanistan is 98 percent desert” BAHAHAHAHA
Groundbreaking stuff for me that beer koozies work.
You said that and I had to watch it
Beer Koozies
Spent 10 minutes trying to read all them haha!
@benjie viovicente Go away
4:28 That was the most beautiful speech I have ever heard 🥹
“It’s not just a boulder. It’s a rock.”
k r u s t y k r a b p i z z a i s t h e p i z z a f o r y o u a n d m e
Spongebob! Will you forget the stupid pioneers! Have you even realized that there are NONE of them left? That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral, and took directions from ALGAE!
XD
It’s not just a rock, IT’S DINNER!!!
English is not even my first language and I got it
2:38 - 2:39
Kirbo and Luigi can be seen wandering inside the castle.
Have they started investigating speedrunning phenomena across other games?
Then where's Genos?
@@davidhong1934 Probably getting his arms punched off by a monster again, he's really good at that.
Geno is busy getting ready to get rejected from the next Smash lineup, sadly, if that's who you were actually asking about.
2:37 look at the 2nd window i just saw a glimpse of someone but only like for a frame alsi slow it down at 0.25x if you want it to be easier
@@drkrzdoe2330 just pause the video and press " , " or " . " to see the individual frames in the video, that's genos
I love how when I clicked on the 2:38 I was met with Zelda's banshee screech
I love how they always put the choice “no” first just to punish you for spamming and not reading
Man it buged me alot back in the day XD
I spent way to long pausing and reading all that...
And then the next time they switch it up, Nintendo was self aware
The second time he put "yes" as the way to repeat it to get you again for not paying attention
@@GameparkGames chaotic evil design
The Goron fall at 2:55 with accompanying scream from The Mummy(?) is just the most wonderful, random, hilarious bit of comedy and illustrates this channel’s unique genius. Gets me every single time.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The guide for every terminalmontage video:
-pause the video
-subtitles on
-wait untill the video is TRULLY over
-watch it again for extra easter eggs
-watch it again because this man puts a lot of effort into his animations.
Enjoy
-Watch some parts of the video in 0.25x speed and abusing the keyboard shortcuts to do so (Shift + , slows down the video easily, speed it up with Shift + .)
@@Josuh
Or just use . and , to view them frame-by-frame
@@samufinland5765 yeah, took me like 4 min to read all the owl's text
@@samufinland5765 !!!
Kaepora Gaebora's dialogue:
"Hoo hoot, little Link... Look up here!"
"It appears the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!"
"You will encounter many hardships ahead...Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore."
"Coming to grips with the concept of time."
"Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing."
"And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life."
"Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your similar interests."
"But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends."
"That is your fate."
"Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest of times!"
"One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000."
"Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000."
"And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fats, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well."
"That is your fate."
"Don't be discouraged, even during the toughest of times!"
"And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, and studying beer-koozies."
"Beer-koozies."
"The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work."
"It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff."
"Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan national army. Afghanistan is 98% desert."
"They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens."
"$10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru."
"$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn an abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ."
"And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48 billion in improper payments in Fiscal year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big problem, it opens up to all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report'."
"Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there..."
"If you are lost and don't know where to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word map can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next."
"Did you get all that?"
➡️No
Yes
Extra dialogue:
"Did you know the hastag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?"
"Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?"
"And that some cats are allergic to people?"
"And that M&M stand for Mars and Murrie?"
"And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more that 2 miles away?"
"And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?"
"And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws?"
"And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in 'Mickey's?'"
"And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan sometime around the 8th century?"
"And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 128 days?"
"And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called 'petichor?'"
Do I have a life? I don't know at this point.
You sir have won my respect
You do have a life. A life you've lived the fullest so far.
Holy crap, the absolute mad lad
Thank you thank you thank you so much!
I wanna copy and paste this but idk how on mobile
I never heard a more threatening and powerful sound than “Bu buh”
cool pfp
BA BUH BA BUH BA BUH BA
...
bird up
@@Leonhardt04 DUH DUH DUH
Bud buh.
The "PLAY THE FLUTE CHILD" captions never get old. Actually, none of the custom captions never get old.
Me: *Sees this in my recommended*
Me: Ah, yes, the usual rounds of TerminalMontage vide--
*Posted 1 hour ago*
Me: *Screams like Kirby getting his letter for Smash Ultimate*
Yes
H A H A H A A
Me: *Starts watching the video twenty minutes after it comes out*
TH-cam five minutes later: "Hey Terminal Montage has a new video"
Me: "Haha I already activated hyperspeed"
"Great, now Mark Zuckerberg cant sell my data to the Illuminati."
"Thats right"
He know too much. The council will now decide of is fate.
Yes
That face the goron made when link said to eat the bolder gets me every time
yeah same
The chaos just made it even funnier
@@P.H691 Too funny
The Goron’s scream at 2:56 is the same scream the prison warden makes when the scarab beetle starts crawling up inside his leg on The Mummy.
I love how Navi's only understandable phrase is that 'hello!' at the start
Apparently you missed the several times Navi said "Hey! Listen!"
Hello! Hey Listen! HEY!!! Navi says Nani. Have I mentioned Watch out!
WaTcH oUt
@@TaIathar
She says it so fast it's pretty much not understandable
“Hiya”
“Wahoo”
“Puyo”
“The Baby”
“Chili Dogs”
*”Hey, leesten”*
And bu buh
Bu buh
No, bu buh.
4:52
Ronaldinho Soxxer!
“Have you ever had a dreams, that, you want, you, you can do so, you, you, do, you could, you, you want, you want.”
*Tay*
This is so weird and so adorable at the same time. Weirdorable.
😂
W e i r d o r a b l e
PLEASE understand feel of memes
"Weirdorable" that's a good word not gonna lie
that's all of their videos tbh
LOVE the reference at 4:52. Such a classic meme
"Pepto Bismol's House"
"I can't believe he's dead"
Also there's a Snorlax among the Goron
3:14
4:49 Everything about this scene is perfect holy crap
It’s the physical embodiment of the word art
The music
The animation
The dancing
It’s all perfect
I still don't know what's with the weird triforce though
love how the triforce is like *”no not triangle”*
@@zachm5623 I believe it's a Vinesauce reference.
@@zachm5623 it's a 4chan reference, they could type the triforce on there at some point but nowadays it can only be misaligned like in this video.
"Why dont you eat the boulder?"
Lol
my favorite part
4:06 The fact they are taped together makes me smile love the consistency!
I swear I'm gonna be so pissed if he waits 7 years to make part 2.
He probably will…
He’s probably reading this, sitting at his computer, rubbing his hands together and sayin “all according to keikaku”
Yea, I’m sad he never got to part 2 😞....
@@jed23ify Why say it like that, did he die? he's prolly just waiting 7 years... it's been one so far
You jynxed it.
Owl man at 1:46 : "Hoo hoot! Little Link... look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! One day you'll find that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! And learning that the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight and studying beer koozies. Beer koozies. The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work. It turns out they do groundbreaking stuff. Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army. Afghanistan is 98 percent desert. They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens. $10,000,000 on "green growth" in Peru. $2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ. And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report". Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there... If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next.
Did you get all that?
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Yes
Hoo hoot! Little Link... look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate.
Did you know that the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? Or that the 100 folds in a chef hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg? And that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murry? And that you can hear a blue whales heartbeat from more than 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws? And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days? And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?"
Thanks I hate it
Read the whole thing btw
You are a hero
this better get to top comment, thanks man
Thanks a lot, awesome work
Ah yes, the four spiritual stones: forest, fire, water and most important of all, hen.
Cockadoodle do-not-aggro-it.
Thats a Cucco but joke stills works I used to call it chicken-boi
You mean cucco
O:
This is pretty funny. Lmao 😂🤣
He's totally gonna make part 2 seven years later. Such absurd humor is why we love him.
well frick me I think you're absolutely right
I would hate/ love it but this madlad might do it About 6 years and 4 months left
Let’s hope he goes by dog years lol
That’s dedication to the bit
Oop, I posted practically the same comment, sorry about that! I swear I didn’t see this before posting mine!
Mashing thru the owl and pressing listen again cause we didnt know how to stop... We've all done it. Beautiful just beautiful
This comment was made 21 hours before the video
Always mash with B. That's what ocarina of time taught me.
@@Winrarnt Wut
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"Why don't you eat the boulder"
- Everyone who played this game.
Seriously. I was mad when I realized that.
w h o d i d n ‘ t
Well the reason why they didn't easy the boulder. Was because they were picky eaters and only ate specific rocks in the cavern though the enemy's and dodongo were to dangerous to deal with. So they would rather starve than just deal with eating some form of food.
If there was an option to say that I wouldn't have spent so much time on puzzles and bombs
I wish they said the cavern was covered by like...obsidian or something. That would have been more realistic and less frustrating imao
4:00 Tinky-Winky scream from Slendytubbies lol😂😂
1:47
was 100% not expecting a Dog Of Wisdom reference there.
22 hours ago?
In order to read the wisdom of the owl
You must B I R D U P
CaCaW
Owl: *Trying to explain the secrets of life*
Link: *MASHING A INTENSIFIES*
I was waiting for the "accidentally pushing NO" was in there 🤣
If i saw that owl in real life, idc if peta was protecting him, i'd shoot him with a gun.
And how unhealthy chipotle is
Don't eat too much sodium chloride bro.
The pushing yes by accident was the best of that part that is what happened to me and I had to watch this a 2nd time to see that detail
When an owl is having a larger existential crisis than the average human.
Can a talking owl find God too? 😉😇 ✨💫
I appreciate the attention to detail with the claw marks on the ground from gohma at 1:16
That subtle “Meet the Flintstones” jingle replacing the temple of time theme 🤣
That really caught me off guard
siiva is inevitable
FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED XD
Swolverine Where do I find this
Grandad
2:16
Link: "Bu Buh"
Guards: *A N G E R Y*
T R U E
the scene between link and saria is surprisingly adorable
(1:35)
Yea I kno
*take It*
So true
ye her voice tho XD
Burp!
1:52 Link is smashing the part of the N64 controller where there's only a stick and a D-pad, no wonder he can't make the owl shut up xD.
When your that one person who paused for every 'buh'
You weren’t the only one. We were all curious for what he was saying
What he said was so incredibly educational. Link just spamming through it all. What a waste....
I did that and I regret it
You can pause the video and use the < and > keys to move one frame at a time.
could've just used < and > while paused to move one frame backward or forward
4:54
I’ll never forget those 2 blessed seconds of Ganon doing the skeleton marionette dance.
This needs to be a gif
@Ștefan Theodor no
HAHAHHAHH RONALDINHO SOCCER
@@eu..mesmo. HAHAHAHA RONALDINHO SOCCER
@@bwomsambi HAHAHAHA RONALDHINO SOCCER!