I literally just noticed I bought 8 things instead of 7 so I guess I was fully concussed. And thanks to the sponsor Nord VPN if you go to: nordvpn.com/amazingphil and use code 'amazingphil' you get 70% off a 3 year plan and an extra month for free! Brb spooning my giant baguette
@@JJTR_Arcy That's not the definition of sound barrier, that would be *breaking* the sound barrier. All I meant was Phil can't use the phrase in the right context.
Anyone else notice that since Phil came out, he's been making gay jokes in like every video? Idk I'm just really happy he feels comfortable enough to do that now :)
i see that too and im just so proud too ive been watching since the beginning and it makes me so happy to see him grow and evolve to be comfortable with himself :)
It's a running gag that he's been doing for a few years, because in one of his sleepless nights with Phil videos he was trying kool aid and used the vase/glass and everyone lost their shit because of the size of the glass so he's been making jokes about it since
"Like those anime body pillows... Not that I've ever owned one of those" He says, knowing full well that he's lived with Dan and his Haru pillow for several years.
I’m actually so proud of Phil. He used to be scared to swear on the internet, afraid he would let people down although it’s just expression. He’s being himself, and I think a part of that is that since he’s out. I’m just beyond proud.
"or are those just tiny people?" "i have a thing for oversized foods..." ah yes, because it wouldn't be an amazingphil video if he didn't bring up the macrophilia thing at least once
Imagine Phil leaving the gay toilet lights without telling Dan and he just walks in in the middle of the night with the red lights and just goes like "welp, Satan finally came for me" Edit: how tf did I get so many likes, thanks guys ;w;
It’s weird, because a few years ago, the comments would have been flooded with people who have a profile picture of dan or Phil or both, and a crazy name too, but I’ve barely seen any. I guess all the younger audience have grown up now but I really hope the younger kids go back and watch every video of these guys, because they truly were the best,
i just imagined dan walking past phil's room while he was filming this and hearing him say "vibrating panda noodle" and bein all like "wtf are you filming phil?!? which website is this video for?!?"
Imagine having the Nicholas Cage pillow on the red side and then when you have guests over they go to play with the sequins on the pillow and they just unexpectedly get NICHOLAS CAGE That would be the funniest thing!
I fully cried laughing at the jump resulting from the spider box. Also my friend and I constantly talk about all the Nicholas Cage stuff on wish (WHY IS IT THERE) and the pillow cover is like a 10/10 favorite. I just wish the sequins were a color other than red so it didn’t look like he was bleeding
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear cartee
gabbi G imagine if there is such thing as cocoa Karen and when it’s on store shelves it’s screaming “LET ME SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!” And “LET MY KID GET YOUR KID SICK!”
i hope your head doesn’t hurts anymore hah:( but also i wanna say thank you for keep doing videos in these hard times where everyone feels a little lost and we have a lot of time to think (which we all know that’s not always good! hahah) but yeah thank you for keep doing content and letting us have something to look forward to and something to distract us from all the bad news and laugh a little! i know it must be hard but we really really appreciate all your effort💖 (and i’m talking about your liveshows too!) thank you phil
I literally just noticed I bought 8 things instead of 7 so I guess I was fully concussed. And thanks to the sponsor Nord VPN if you go to: nordvpn.com/amazingphil and use code 'amazingphil' you get 70% off a 3 year plan and an extra month for free! Brb spooning my giant baguette
AmazingPhil maybe the schools should reopen
@Amazingphil Hope your head is doing okay! :)
‘spooning my giant baguette’ is a phrase that should be said by no one ever
AmazingPhil you are the funniest man alive
phil, grow a mullet by the end of this lockdown
no one:
past phil: jumpscares future phil with a spider prank box
Breadsexual
Haha I keep rewatching that part.
All I can think about is b a b u s e
I HAVE THOSE EARRINGS!!!!!!!!!!
"I got myself a little glass"
*pulls out a vase*
This is it. This is home.
Phil 5 years ago: "No Dan, I won't ever swear on camera!"
Phil now after banging his head: "AH F**k!"
Character development
He said 'ass ' in the last video and I was like 'aww, they grow up so fast'
It’s been a while since I’ve watched DaP and this shocked me to hear that within the first few seconds of the video
**Sniff**
Dan..
*WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Yoruchi MMD same here
2020: Phil becomes the first human being ever to prank himself.
Matgo Styles I have “Never Gonna Give You Up” on my playlist and I constantly rickroll myself
i'm just going to blame everything on bumping my head
Idk if I can feel accomplished or not
@@AmazingPhil Remember in cartoons they usually have to take another bump to the head to get back to normal again.
AmazingPhil yeah phil and then you swore how dare XD
Phil: "I got myself a little glass"
Phil: *gets The Vase*
i'm just waiting for an apartment tour and 80% of the decorations being nick cage.
Mary Campbell yes
o h my god s a me
“Toilet said gay rights.”
Homophobia drops to 0
Kingdragon 2430 homophobia drops to -17
Zainab Hussain homophobia drops to -♾
Homophobia drops to -null
PERIODT
homophobia has been successfully dropped in the toilet
Phil: "Not that I've ever owned an anime body pillow"
Dan: (who's had an anime body pillow prominently displayed in several videos) "...HEY!"
“What’s your sexuality”
Me: I’m sexually attracted to carbs
wHaT tHe FuCk EvEn Is YoUr SeXuAlItY *in dans voice*
@@wiltedvinyl It's hard to put you in a box, cus you keep it so blury, i think its just to hide that you're secretly a fury
Me: *gets ready to kink shame*
Same except I'm Diabetic……… yeah, it's as bad as it seems.
So pan sexuality
an ongoing list of things phil needs to learn:
water displacement
the definition of sound barrier
a vase is not a water glass
*well i beg to differ* lol
Number 2 is just *not* gonna happen. Dan's been telling him for ages and Phil still can't use it properly. 😅
@@PM-qk1td "that's what happens when you go fast,you *idiot!* "
@@JJTR_Arcy That's not the definition of sound barrier, that would be *breaking* the sound barrier. All I meant was Phil can't use the phrase in the right context.
Imagine Dan just seeing that new cushion and being like “ooo, sequins, let’s see what’s the other colour”
Cushion: **Nick Cage face**
Dan: phIL WHAT THE HELL
@@ariaschnurr957 the fact that i can hear this...
Is dan okay? Did he leave the internet? I feel like I haven't seen something in years
@@ariaschnurr957 I can actually hear that
Dpes anyone know, are they still friends? Are they still living together? I read someone said they werent..
Anyone else notice that since Phil came out, he's been making gay jokes in like every video? Idk I'm just really happy he feels comfortable enough to do that now :)
i see that too and im just so proud too ive been watching since the beginning and it makes me so happy to see him grow and evolve to be comfortable with himself :)
how many gay jokes we have lost over the years
Alina Metlyakova Countless😩😂
Alina Metlyakova THATS ALL IM THINKING. ALL THE LOST GAY JOKES
And it's all in comic sans
Phil swore and it was still the most polite thing ever.
He is a good bean and I am his studebt
time stamp?
cas literally at the beginning of the video
Aw fuck I can’t believe you’ve done this
Annika Cabañog )))): sorry
i’m starting to think phil has a secret folder dedicated to nicolas cage and wish is just exposing him to us
Phil: ‘I’ve got myself a *little* glass’
Also Phil: *Brings out a vase*
Good ol’ Phil
It's a running gag that he's been doing for a few years, because in one of his sleepless nights with Phil videos he was trying kool aid and used the vase/glass and everyone lost their shit because of the size of the glass so he's been making jokes about it since
@Marcie Pan
I know, I’ve been watching Phil for years
its the hydrohomie life
A petition for Phil to buy those fish bag earings for Dan
**signs**
signed
grey Yes
Ro G YASSSS
I MISS DAN LIKE GENUINELY SADLY MISS HIM IN VIDEOS
of course he injures himself in the first 5 seconds omg
And curses 😂
omg please. what if your pfp from. it's so familiar to mee
@@greatteacherkiyoteru2590 its yui from the anime k-on !!
i half-expected him to go “i can’t believe you’ve done this”
Kerrigan Phil then: No, Dan I won’t curse!
Phil now: AH FUCK
"Like those anime body pillows... Not that I've ever owned one of those"
He says, knowing full well that he's lived with Dan and his Haru pillow for several years.
Luke ope
Wonder if he still has it lol
exactly
He probably still has it knowing him😂
Phil: "I've got myself a little glass"
*casually pulls out the same vase he's been claiming is a glass for years*
Hopeless Contessa thank you I was going to be upset if no one commented about his “little” glass
“Oh spider box that’s cool”
* remembers Dans fear of spiders *
“Oh!”
Is it bad that I wanted him to prank Dan with it... xD
@@acidblaze5792 nope I wanted him to do that too lol
@@acidblaze5792 I was hoping he was going to prank him with it.
Alisha Blackburn I could have sworn he did on Twitter, but maybe I’m remembering wrong
@@envyrem I don't see it there.
I appreciate the little things in life... like Phil’s gay rainbow computer sticker
I'm soooooo happy he can finally do that, make gay jokes and be open in general! It's so great to see :)
That's not a gay rainbow that just the retro playstation colours lol
@@Sam-ou5xv nah, the retro playstation colors were just red yellow green and blue, his sticker has 6 colors
@@tenshiisbored2643 IT LITTERALY HAS THE LOGO ON IT
Lol unrelated but I have been waiting to say this "I appreciate the small things in life like Frank Iero"
nobody:
Phil: I wish this baguette had more *g i r t h*
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Phil: Vibrating Panda Noodles
EYY IT'S ANKHA
Let's not think how that could have been worse
AmazingPhil very Phil nice
@NORTHERN DOWNPOUR your name hurts
Improved abbreviation: vicious panda ninjas
Phil: "Let's pour the sand in the glass"
Me: "SIR THAT IS A *V A S E* "
"we've got high horses to fill now" and other definitely real idioms by Phil
5:44 too
Sierra McGinn lol
"What are you doing in my litterbox" too
Someone please write a collection of phil idioms
Doesn’t this man has a bachelor’s degree or a masters or something like that in English Language?
Injuring himself and saying f**k in the first 5 seconds. What an “amazing” start to the video
He caught me so off guard
I was doing something then I heard it and had to rewind because I thought I was hallucinating
autumnleaves I shouted PHILIP MICHEAL LESTER WTF FID YOU JUST SAY at the top of my lungs I was home alone while my family were out on a walk
I’m actually so proud of Phil. He used to be scared to swear on the internet, afraid he would let people down although it’s just expression. He’s being himself, and I think a part of that is that since he’s out. I’m just beyond proud.
Phil: *exists*
Wish: N I C O L A S C A G E
no one:
absolutely no one:
not even norman:
phil: tOiLeT sAiD gAy RiGhTs
4:44 that was like a magic trick, how did that whole baguette pillow fit in that package
It's bigger on the inside xD
"or are those just tiny people?"
"i have a thing for oversized foods..."
ah yes, because it wouldn't be an amazingphil video if he didn't bring up the macrophilia thing at least once
I mean his name is literally in macrophilia
Brittney Ramai *x-files theme*
macro*phil*ia
it didn’t do the bold thing tf
@@camilleboyer2679 you need a space macro *phil* ia 😉
Imagine Phil leaving the gay toilet lights without telling Dan and he just walks in in the middle of the night with the red lights and just goes like "welp, Satan finally came for me"
Edit: how tf did I get so many likes, thanks guys ;w;
or the pillow hhahaahah
I'm crying😂
Aww I read that in his voice! I miss him :(
Rachel Walker I read that in his voice too :(( Daniel come back
Wait, do they still live together??
It’s weird, because a few years ago, the comments would have been flooded with people who have a profile picture of dan or Phil or both, and a crazy name too, but I’ve barely seen any. I guess all the younger audience have grown up now but I really hope the younger kids go back and watch every video of these guys, because they truly were the best,
They were. Also hi army
Touchetae yeah i was thinking that too, also the adds lol i really hope they get enough views and stuff still to be financially okay!
It's so weird right? I'm a younger viewer who started cause of my older sister... But yeah it's odd
Yeah, i’m 20 now and i’m still coming back to them. They saved my life when i was 15 and depressed
I miss their videos together..
He's definitely gonna forget that Nicolas cage is under the red sequins and scare himself 😅
"For people who are sexually attracted to carbs... like me!!"
SAME
Pasta all day everyday
I like bread!
legit thought he said cobs
@@milesbozarth same😅
like #420 on 4/20
Phil's bio
Name: Phil
Hair: Yes
Sexual Orientation: Carbs
MegaVoltrix quote about yourself: i’m dubious about the size of this baguette; not the first time i’ve said that
phil's growing a mullet guys, he's growing a mullet.
he's growing a ginger mullet
his hair's coming full circle
Niccole The Pineapple King
He’s becoming Robbie
he really do be
i'm sure they'll be back in fashion in 2021 and people will think I'm a mullet visionary
"im dubious about the size of this baguette"
"...not the first time i've said that"
...PHIL
Dan got roasted
IKR WHAT DOES THAT MEEEEAANNNN
i- WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT-
ghost girl XD yess
LITERALLY OMFGGGGSHAJSJJ
phil: so i have a little glass
also phil: *pulls up a massive glass twice the size of his head*
becca ITS NOT EVEN A GLASS ITS A FLOWER VASE HES MAD but i love him
@@s1nnersneversleep i know?? WHY A VASE
It almost feels like he's still drinking out of it to prove to a point sjsbsnsns
“Toilet says gay rights”
Wow Phil, wow
Confused Bakugou
i stan ur profile pic btw
Why do my comments always blow up they’re so dumb 💀
smolbean Of course they blow up, your pfp is Bakugou
Pulling the baguette out of the packaging was like endless amounts of clowns getting out of a small car
you described that so perfectly lol
He said people sexually attracted to bread:
Spanish speakers: pan-sexual 🍞
does that mean French pansexual people are pain-sexual?
Epic cultural joke
Underrated
@@crypticpoke6805 masochists have entered the chat
Japanese speakers as well!
Phil: Do I give it a lick? No, I value my life.
Me: He’s not that stupid.
Phil: *dunks his hand in the glass*
Me: But I’ve been wrong before.
phil: “little glass”
also phil: *V A S E*
ur local mess that’s what giant people say for glass
phil: moisturise me
me, while crying: **points at map** show me where the hell i asked
this whole video made me make strange noises
I’m pretty sure he was making a doctor who reference with that
Eve T yes he was, he made nick cage into goddamn cassandra
Phil: “I got myself a little glass”
Me: “A LIITLE GLASS PHIL THATS A FRACKING VASE!!!”
are we even surprised at this point?
Duckymolmol either he’s purposefully clowning us or the man just doesn’t own regular sized glasses
He's been drinking out of a vase for years, I'll be more shocked when it's a normal glass
the only time I’ve ever seen him use a regular sized glass was in the mukbang with Dan
Duckymolmol you new here?
Alternative title: Phil buying things on Wish saying they are recommended when they really are things he wanted
plot twist
Gwenyth Ice also have you thought about how there were d*cks in his recommended
@@malcaesar2221 I'm speachless :0
i just imagined dan walking past phil's room while he was filming this and hearing him say "vibrating panda noodle" and bein all like "wtf are you filming phil?!? which website is this video for?!?"
Do we know if they are still living together?
Christina Ward idk, but if they are, I can imagine that happening
Cammian Magreevy it’s for harold’s organic tickling site
@@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325 yes
Christina Ward on phil instangram story about the ghost in there house you can hear dans little giggle
I'm so glad he's letting his ginger hair show it honestly looks sooo good
Ginger??
story of the Reckless ikr! it really suits him tho
@@alexb4185 Phil is naturally a ginger incase you didn't know
It's still dyed
he dyed his hair brown didn't he?
“i’m dubious about the size of this baguette
...not the first time i’ve said that”
phil 👏🏻 being 👏🏻 openly 👏🏻 gay 👏🏻
is 👏🏻 my 👏🏻 favorite 👏🏻 thing 👏🏻
Diamondust Phil being openly inappropriate is gold
it sure is wonderful
😂 omg, time stamp please?
@@rentok1739 in between minute 2 and 4 i think
ren tok 1:31
Dan goes to use the bathroom in the middle of the night: PHIL WHAT THE FRICK IS IN THE TOILET!?!?
“i’d like more padding in my baguette to make it more girthy” ...phil😐
I think i speak for everyone when i say phil is the most adorable human being ever 🥺🥺
This is super confusing to me: Why do I have TWO amazingly attractive girlfriends even though I am the unprettiest TH-camr EVER? Good night dear boy
I agree
your comments about to blow up 💀
10:25 YOU REALLY JUST UNEARTHED MY DOCTOR WHO PHASE PHIL LESTER
im- me too
Phase? You mean it was supposed to end?
@@kevinthefabulous1118 My doctor who phase will NEVER end
nobody:
literally no one:
Phil in literally every video ever: films his crotch
this made me laugh out loud. literally.
“It’s a bit thin. I’d like more padding in my baguette, I think. To make it more girthy”
Phil, 2020
Shrek is Shrexy “I’m dubious about the size of this baguette - not the first time I’ve said that” 🥴🥴
Freshly Baked Bread.....interesting name.....
ive made it 420 likes ive never been so proud
Phile: I got myself a little glass
*Pulls out a whole ass vase*
nobody:
phil seeing nicholas cage on anything: *CLICK*
Sophie Rose could u blame him tho have u seen nick cage in the sorcerer’s apprentice 😍😍
a primary school science teacher could probably teach a bunch of kids about mass using a compilation of you causing glasses to overflow
@ me too I had to read this like 5 times to understand
Phil: *Says f word*
Everyone: *surprise pikachu face*
Imagine having the Nicholas Cage pillow on the red side and then when you have guests over they go to play with the sequins on the pillow and they just unexpectedly get NICHOLAS CAGE
That would be the funniest thing!
my cousins got me one for christmas, once I finally buy a pillow for it I'll do it
Imagine Dan seeing the sequins and being like “Ooooh sequins” and then plays with it but then when he flips it *BAM* Nicholas Cage
Phil really just pranked himself with a prank toy that he bought. King Himbo
zonescat he is lovingly stupid and handsome though
Phil lester is not a himno he’s just kind of heart dumb of ass and home of sexual
"MOISTURIZE ME"
OH MY GOSH YES PHIL IT LOOKS EXACLTY LIKE CASSANDRA
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT AIDHSJDJKSKSKS
What are you gonna do? MOISTURIZE ME?
no one:
literally no one:
phil: *injures himself in the first few seconds*
literally me:
imagine how chaotic it would be if dan cut phil's hair
I need that kind of chaotic energy right now I think
I need this now
@@madison8710 @Ruthie i need dan right now
I have to see that
I must see this happen..
The doctor who fans going wild after that "moisturise me"
“We’ve got high horses to fill, now”
-Phil Lester, combining sayings since forever
Malaphoring like the king he is
Isn't he an English major?
I’m not sure which are the correct ones anymore
you didnt do it right its supposed to be "we've got high horses to Phil now"
Phil: gets random headaches and faints at some points and wonders why.
Also Phil: wacks his head on random cupboards
7:47 genuinely thought that was Dan talking, but one can just dream
Phil is getting comfortable with his hair and letting his ginger locks slip through ... and we love it 😆🥰
kika laperrita ikr it’s so adorable
"I'm dubious about the size of this baguette"
-Philip Michael Lester
8:00 NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT DAN LAUGHING IN THE BACKGROUND!!!
man the goldfish earrings were peak lesbian culture i would have loved him to see phil wearing them
i really really want those
lafroschkoenigin Buy them on aliexpress! I got those exact earrings from there, they're usually cheaper+costumer service is better than on wish
I got them 100% lesbian approved
@@isabelanegoita2300 thank you!
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING NAbHabJajah
“ive got myself a little glass”
*pulls out an actual jug*
*Vase
nell leppert you mean a VASE
I fully cried laughing at the jump resulting from the spider box. Also my friend and I constantly talk about all the Nicholas Cage stuff on wish (WHY IS IT THERE) and the pillow cover is like a 10/10 favorite. I just wish the sequins were a color other than red so it didn’t look like he was bleeding
Phil's thing for oversized foods and microphilia got me like that one meme: "ive connected them" " u didnt connect s**t"
“I’ve connected the dots” “You didn’t connect shit” “I’ve connected them”
Ah yes Buzzfeed Unsolved
yesss, the ghoul boys
bun
bfu!
"every chemical in the world is having a disco in there" so phil, are the chemical romances panicking at the disco?
also, disco in the toilet. my emo heart is satisfied
@NORTHERN DOWNPOUR **panicked screaming**
also crying
PAJDJDKSKSJSH YES
Aria Schnurr I screamed
"pretty f-ed up basket"
- God looking at the ingredients while making me
phil: *reads cushion cover*
phil: i thought it would be a whole cushion
Phil swearing - what is this madness
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear cartee
AxxL wtf is your content dude
@@AxxLAfriku bro i am scared
the quarantine is getting to him
MultifandomBoi ღ i was gonna say that-
Appreciate Phil's carefully not assuming a gender when referring to the person-modeling-a-product-popular-with-trans-folk.
"I'm dubious about the size of that baguette.. not the first time I've said that"
~Phil Lester 2020
i want an explanation on live tv
I want an explanation and i want one now
😏
phil: [swears for the first time in years in a vid and censors it]
yall: *PHILIP MICHAEL LESTER WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE*
My mom gave this a “ I liked him , that was fun “
Why is this just the most lockdown video ever, the chaotic energy is what we need
Phil's already very chaotic energy has reached its peak (at least I hope it's the peak... for his sake)
i NEED to see Dan’s reaction to the prank spider
Rosalyn Tiangco I dunno if it’s just me but I think you can hear dan say “bub” after Phil swears ?
Gracie 125 me too
6:16 "i've got myself a little glass"
*proceeds to pull out a massive glass*
Phil:*sleeping in his room with his baguette*
Dan:*walks in* wtf Phil....
he's been replaced
Lizszsa his new sexuality is cardsexual
the baguette is for phil what the haru pillow is for dan
plot twist: he's sexually attracted to spiders
“I’m dubious about the size of this baguette.
Not the first time I’ve said that.”
Angie Z i screeched
He literally began that as soon as started to read this lol
That sand awoke memories I didn't know I had. Not even kidding, I know I had this. I did this as a kid. I just can't friggin remember where or when.
5:00 "Not that I've, ever had one of those"
*haru body pillow flashbacks
my thoughts exactly lol
Phil: “coherent”
auto subtitles: “cocoa karen”
gabbi G imagine if there is such thing as cocoa Karen and when it’s on store shelves it’s screaming “LET ME SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!” And “LET MY KID GET YOUR KID SICK!”
Lonely Lesbian dOnT tELL mE hOw tO rAiSE mY KiDS
Deaf people: ???
"Moisturize me" I immediately though of the 9th doctor
YASSSSS
phil: what wish recommends to me is based on my purchase history, which is pretty effed up
phil, two minute later: what is with all the penis stuff??
Exactly lol
6:12
"It smells like every CHEMICAL is having a DISCO in there" HmMMMMmMMmmMMmmMMMMmm
lol I thought I was the only one.
*gasp*
I am ashamed I didn't think of that
Wish be like: „we recommend to Phil: MALE GENITALIA!“ 😂
Phil: for people attracted to carbs
Me, an intellectual who knows pan means bread in Spanish : Pansexuals
*Spanish accent*
PAnSExuAl
it me
That me :')
As a Mexican i can confirm
LA PUTA MADRE SI JAJAJA
Phil: reads “cushion cover” out loud Also Phil: I thought it was a cushion!!
i hope your head doesn’t hurts anymore hah:( but also i wanna say thank you for keep doing videos in these hard times where everyone feels a little lost and we have a lot of time to think (which we all know that’s not always good! hahah) but yeah thank you for keep doing content and letting us have something to look forward to and something to distract us from all the bad news and laugh a little! i know it must be hard but we really really appreciate all your effort💖 (and i’m talking about your liveshows too!) thank you phil