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  • Go to nordvpn.com/amazingphil and use code amazingphil to get 70% off a 3 year plan and an extra month for free! Thanks to Nord VPN for sponsoring this video! :D
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  • @AmazingPhil
    @AmazingPhil  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5610

    I literally just noticed I bought 8 things instead of 7 so I guess I was fully concussed. And thanks to the sponsor Nord VPN if you go to: nordvpn.com/amazingphil and use code 'amazingphil' you get 70% off a 3 year plan and an extra month for free! Brb spooning my giant baguette

    • @aine8912
      @aine8912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      AmazingPhil maybe the schools should reopen

    • @jetisnotthereyet
      @jetisnotthereyet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Amazingphil Hope your head is doing okay! :)

    • @firstpinof-mel
      @firstpinof-mel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      ‘spooning my giant baguette’ is a phrase that should be said by no one ever

    • @cassandra2242
      @cassandra2242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      AmazingPhil you are the funniest man alive

    • @withapicketsign
      @withapicketsign 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      phil, grow a mullet by the end of this lockdown

  • @saskia9853
    @saskia9853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    "I got myself a little glass"
    *pulls out a vase*
    This is it. This is home.

  • @eryn2731
    @eryn2731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    i’m starting to think phil has a secret folder dedicated to nicolas cage and wish is just exposing him to us

  • @Shazmodeus
    @Shazmodeus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2501

    Phil 5 years ago: "No Dan, I won't ever swear on camera!"
    Phil now after banging his head: "AH F**k!"

    • @madelinegreenwood4810
      @madelinegreenwood4810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Character development

    • @Dumbledoresarmy13
      @Dumbledoresarmy13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      He said 'ass ' in the last video and I was like 'aww, they grow up so fast'

    • @YoruchiMMD
      @YoruchiMMD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It’s been a while since I’ve watched DaP and this shocked me to hear that within the first few seconds of the video

    • @minaashido1069
      @minaashido1069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      **Sniff**
      Dan..
      *WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

    • @gremlinanger
      @gremlinanger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yoruchi MMD same here

  • @jamielopez3112
    @jamielopez3112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4567

    Anyone else notice that since Phil came out, he's been making gay jokes in like every video? Idk I'm just really happy he feels comfortable enough to do that now :)

    • @caddiebaird2684
      @caddiebaird2684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      i see that too and im just so proud too ive been watching since the beginning and it makes me so happy to see him grow and evolve to be comfortable with himself :)

    • @rawrwoof3368
      @rawrwoof3368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      how many gay jokes we have lost over the years

    • @caddiebaird2684
      @caddiebaird2684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Alina Metlyakova Countless😩😂

    • @shakibzz
      @shakibzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Alina Metlyakova THATS ALL IM THINKING. ALL THE LOST GAY JOKES

    • @RubenRB-kt1mi
      @RubenRB-kt1mi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And it's all in comic sans

  • @ALLTHEDRUGSFORCREATIVITY
    @ALLTHEDRUGSFORCREATIVITY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4928

    “Toilet said gay rights.”
    Homophobia drops to 0

  • @starleyphans4065
    @starleyphans4065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1869

    Phil: "Not that I've ever owned an anime body pillow"
    Dan: (who's had an anime body pillow prominently displayed in several videos) "...HEY!"

  • @lulixxie1684
    @lulixxie1684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1682

    “What’s your sexuality”
    Me: I’m sexually attracted to carbs

    • @wiltedvinyl
      @wiltedvinyl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      wHaT tHe FuCk EvEn Is YoUr SeXuAlItY *in dans voice*

    • @wellysboots7923
      @wellysboots7923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@wiltedvinyl It's hard to put you in a box, cus you keep it so blury, i think its just to hide that you're secretly a fury

    • @Ala-Stair
      @Ala-Stair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me: *gets ready to kink shame*

    • @michaelinthebathroom7560
      @michaelinthebathroom7560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same except I'm Diabetic……… yeah, it's as bad as it seems.

    • @popculturewitch2607
      @popculturewitch2607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So pan sexuality

  • @iluv2smile1000
    @iluv2smile1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1421

    i'm just waiting for an apartment tour and 80% of the decorations being nick cage.

    • @t0bysxcks715
      @t0bysxcks715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mary Campbell yes

    • @ioannad1857
      @ioannad1857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      o h my god s a me

  • @hopelesscontessa4757
    @hopelesscontessa4757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    Phil: "I've got myself a little glass"
    *casually pulls out the same vase he's been claiming is a glass for years*

    • @daniellaperez1866
      @daniellaperez1866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hopeless Contessa thank you I was going to be upset if no one commented about his “little” glass

  • @MatgoStyles
    @MatgoStyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4422

    2020: Phil becomes the first human being ever to prank himself.

    • @leewalden3061
      @leewalden3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      Matgo Styles I have “Never Gonna Give You Up” on my playlist and I constantly rickroll myself

    • @AmazingPhil
      @AmazingPhil  4 ปีที่แล้ว +909

      i'm just going to blame everything on bumping my head

    • @leewalden3061
      @leewalden3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Idk if I can feel accomplished or not

    • @MatgoStyles
      @MatgoStyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@AmazingPhil Remember in cartoons they usually have to take another bump to the head to get back to normal again.

    • @kmations4049
      @kmations4049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      AmazingPhil yeah phil and then you swore how dare XD

  • @Realisticallyliteral
    @Realisticallyliteral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    "Like those anime body pillows... Not that I've ever owned one of those"
    He says, knowing full well that he's lived with Dan and his Haru pillow for several years.

    • @Hyperkooki
      @Hyperkooki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luke ope

    • @randomgrmlin
      @randomgrmlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wonder if he still has it lol

    • @ioannad1857
      @ioannad1857 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly

    • @urluvr_leo
      @urluvr_leo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He probably still has it knowing him😂

  • @charles.thesecond1600
    @charles.thesecond1600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Phil: ‘I’ve got myself a *little* glass’
    Also Phil: *Brings out a vase*
    Good ol’ Phil

    • @marigoldbells9581
      @marigoldbells9581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's a running gag that he's been doing for a few years, because in one of his sleepless nights with Phil videos he was trying kool aid and used the vase/glass and everyone lost their shit because of the size of the glass so he's been making jokes about it since

    • @charles.thesecond1600
      @charles.thesecond1600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Marcie Pan
      I know, I’ve been watching Phil for years

    • @BaBooTubeVideos
      @BaBooTubeVideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      its the hydrohomie life

  • @diamondust2054
    @diamondust2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1416

    “i’m dubious about the size of this baguette
    ...not the first time i’ve said that”
    phil 👏🏻 being 👏🏻 openly 👏🏻 gay 👏🏻
    is 👏🏻 my 👏🏻 favorite 👏🏻 thing 👏🏻

    • @snflwrghost
      @snflwrghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Diamondust Phil being openly inappropriate is gold

    • @birdeynamnam
      @birdeynamnam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      it sure is wonderful

    • @rentok1739
      @rentok1739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂 omg, time stamp please?

    • @petraionescu707
      @petraionescu707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rentok1739 in between minute 2 and 4 i think

    • @diamondust2054
      @diamondust2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ren tok 1:31

  • @rainbowzzzplayzzz
    @rainbowzzzplayzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3010

    Phil swore and it was still the most polite thing ever.

    • @thecaptainnoodles
      @thecaptainnoodles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He is a good bean and I am his studebt

    • @cas-ke8nj
      @cas-ke8nj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      time stamp?

    • @annikazara1367
      @annikazara1367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      cas literally at the beginning of the video

    • @gracev8762
      @gracev8762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Aw fuck I can’t believe you’ve done this

    • @cas-ke8nj
      @cas-ke8nj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Annika Cabañog )))): sorry

  • @coffeebrand6011
    @coffeebrand6011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    He said people sexually attracted to bread:
    Spanish speakers: pan-sexual 🍞

    • @crypticpoke6805
      @crypticpoke6805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      does that mean French pansexual people are pain-sexual?

    • @TinySpiny
      @TinySpiny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Epic cultural joke

    • @stuff1295
      @stuff1295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated

    • @emo_weeb_stanie1019
      @emo_weeb_stanie1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@crypticpoke6805 masochists have entered the chat

    • @shinsoujuuzou8423
      @shinsoujuuzou8423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Japanese speakers as well!

  • @SunQueen-yp1dy
    @SunQueen-yp1dy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1164

    I appreciate the little things in life... like Phil’s gay rainbow computer sticker

    • @lisahochwald3485
      @lisahochwald3485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I'm soooooo happy he can finally do that, make gay jokes and be open in general! It's so great to see :)

    • @Sam-ou5xv
      @Sam-ou5xv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's not a gay rainbow that just the retro playstation colours lol

    • @tenshiisbored2643
      @tenshiisbored2643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sam-ou5xv nah, the retro playstation colors were just red yellow green and blue, his sticker has 6 colors

    • @Sam-ou5xv
      @Sam-ou5xv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tenshiisbored2643 IT LITTERALY HAS THE LOGO ON IT

    • @vampire_moneyyy6041
      @vampire_moneyyy6041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol unrelated but I have been waiting to say this "I appreciate the small things in life like Frank Iero"

  • @rog4848
    @rog4848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3840

    A petition for Phil to buy those fish bag earings for Dan

  • @mariacg1164
    @mariacg1164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2718

    Imagine Dan just seeing that new cushion and being like “ooo, sequins, let’s see what’s the other colour”

    • @ariaschnurr957
      @ariaschnurr957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      Cushion: **Nick Cage face**
      Dan: phIL WHAT THE HELL

    • @christiennepagatpatan9714
      @christiennepagatpatan9714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @@ariaschnurr957 the fact that i can hear this...

    • @sydneyleslie4931
      @sydneyleslie4931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Is dan okay? Did he leave the internet? I feel like I haven't seen something in years

    • @rumaisahakhlaque3028
      @rumaisahakhlaque3028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@ariaschnurr957 I can actually hear that

    • @tetsusumu
      @tetsusumu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dpes anyone know, are they still friends? Are they still living together? I read someone said they werent..

  • @kas4956
    @kas4956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Phil: "Let's pour the sand in the glass"
    Me: "SIR THAT IS A *V A S E* "

  • @ethanuniverse1224
    @ethanuniverse1224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I’m actually so proud of Phil. He used to be scared to swear on the internet, afraid he would let people down although it’s just expression. He’s being himself, and I think a part of that is that since he’s out. I’m just beyond proud.

  • @diamondust2054
    @diamondust2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3408

    no one:
    past phil: jumpscares future phil with a spider prank box

  • @kelseymattison4987
    @kelseymattison4987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    He's definitely gonna forget that Nicolas cage is under the red sequins and scare himself 😅

  • @MegaVoltrix
    @MegaVoltrix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Phil's bio
    Name: Phil
    Hair: Yes
    Sexual Orientation: Carbs

    • @stephanienelson3706
      @stephanienelson3706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      MegaVoltrix quote about yourself: i’m dubious about the size of this baguette; not the first time i’ve said that

  • @charlotted1321
    @charlotted1321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    4:44 that was like a magic trick, how did that whole baguette pillow fit in that package

    • @mikejones6162
      @mikejones6162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's bigger on the inside xD

  • @lyne6687
    @lyne6687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Phil: "I got myself a little glass"
    Phil: *gets The Vase*

  • @niamh245
    @niamh245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2904

    of course he injures himself in the first 5 seconds omg

    • @s0upyy
      @s0upyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And curses 😂

    • @greatteacherkiyoteru2590
      @greatteacherkiyoteru2590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg please. what if your pfp from. it's so familiar to mee

    • @niamh245
      @niamh245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@greatteacherkiyoteru2590 its yui from the anime k-on !!

    • @reverieprince
      @reverieprince 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i half-expected him to go “i can’t believe you’ve done this”

    • @minaashido1069
      @minaashido1069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kerrigan Phil then: No, Dan I won’t curse!
      Phil now: AH FUCK

  • @beccybites
    @beccybites 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    phil: so i have a little glass
    also phil: *pulls up a massive glass twice the size of his head*

    • @s1nnersneversleep
      @s1nnersneversleep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      becca ITS NOT EVEN A GLASS ITS A FLOWER VASE HES MAD but i love him

    • @beccybites
      @beccybites 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@s1nnersneversleep i know?? WHY A VASE

    • @emilymarley4505
      @emilymarley4505 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It almost feels like he's still drinking out of it to prove to a point sjsbsnsns

  • @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325
    @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    phil: moisturise me
    me, while crying: **points at map** show me where the hell i asked

    • @maddie-ur6ig
      @maddie-ur6ig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this whole video made me make strange noises

    • @evet4480
      @evet4480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I’m pretty sure he was making a doctor who reference with that

    • @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325
      @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Eve T yes he was, he made nick cage into goddamn cassandra

  • @dylanburton4955
    @dylanburton4955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Injuring himself and saying f**k in the first 5 seconds. What an “amazing” start to the video

    • @lisaslife4807
      @lisaslife4807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He caught me so off guard

    • @autumnschwiederowski3273
      @autumnschwiederowski3273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was doing something then I heard it and had to rewind because I thought I was hallucinating

    • @lisaslife4807
      @lisaslife4807 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      autumnleaves I shouted PHILIP MICHEAL LESTER WTF FID YOU JUST SAY at the top of my lungs I was home alone while my family were out on a walk

  • @05goth
    @05goth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1952

    phil's growing a mullet guys, he's growing a mullet.

  • @touchetae7699
    @touchetae7699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    It’s weird, because a few years ago, the comments would have been flooded with people who have a profile picture of dan or Phil or both, and a crazy name too, but I’ve barely seen any. I guess all the younger audience have grown up now but I really hope the younger kids go back and watch every video of these guys, because they truly were the best,

    • @sheepish6822
      @sheepish6822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They were. Also hi army

    • @Hyperkooki
      @Hyperkooki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Touchetae yeah i was thinking that too, also the adds lol i really hope they get enough views and stuff still to be financially okay!

    • @matti1279
      @matti1279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's so weird right? I'm a younger viewer who started cause of my older sister... But yeah it's odd

    • @gabrielangela5553
      @gabrielangela5553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, i’m 20 now and i’m still coming back to them. They saved my life when i was 15 and depressed

    • @minaashido1069
      @minaashido1069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I miss their videos together..

  • @cammianmagreevy178
    @cammianmagreevy178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    i just imagined dan walking past phil's room while he was filming this and hearing him say "vibrating panda noodle" and bein all like "wtf are you filming phil?!? which website is this video for?!?"

    • @christinaward6712
      @christinaward6712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do we know if they are still living together?

    • @cammianmagreevy178
      @cammianmagreevy178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Christina Ward idk, but if they are, I can imagine that happening

    • @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325
      @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cammian Magreevy it’s for harold’s organic tickling site

    • @cammianmagreevy178
      @cammianmagreevy178 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325 yes

    • @sineadmaher40
      @sineadmaher40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Christina Ward on phil instangram story about the ghost in there house you can hear dans little giggle

  • @lorynr
    @lorynr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    an ongoing list of things phil needs to learn:
    water displacement
    the definition of sound barrier
    a vase is not a water glass

    • @jaredjamesramos704
      @jaredjamesramos704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *well i beg to differ* lol

    • @PM-qk1td
      @PM-qk1td 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Number 2 is just *not* gonna happen. Dan's been telling him for ages and Phil still can't use it properly. 😅

    • @jaredjamesramos704
      @jaredjamesramos704 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PM-qk1td "that's what happens when you go fast,you *idiot!* "

    • @PM-qk1td
      @PM-qk1td 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaredjamesramos704 That's not the definition of sound barrier, that would be *breaking* the sound barrier. All I meant was Phil can't use the phrase in the right context.

  • @mel199
    @mel199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Pulling the baguette out of the packaging was like endless amounts of clowns getting out of a small car

    • @jalen5648
      @jalen5648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you described that so perfectly lol

  • @_demas_artist_1710
    @_demas_artist_1710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Dan goes to use the bathroom in the middle of the night: PHIL WHAT THE FRICK IS IN THE TOILET!?!?

  • @dozymushroom8828
    @dozymushroom8828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Phil: *Says f word*
    Everyone: *surprise pikachu face*

  • @ainsleygrace557
    @ainsleygrace557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1304

    "im dubious about the size of this baguette"
    "...not the first time i've said that"
    ...PHIL

    • @ghost-bc1fn
      @ghost-bc1fn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Dan got roasted

    • @ennasf9419
      @ennasf9419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      IKR WHAT DOES THAT MEEEEAANNNN

    • @loveaubreyxo2357
      @loveaubreyxo2357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i- WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT-

    • @kmations4049
      @kmations4049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ghost girl XD yess

    • @meowmeowmadi
      @meowmeowmadi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LITERALLY OMFGGGGSHAJSJJ

  • @lemonlord
    @lemonlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2025

    Imagine Phil leaving the gay toilet lights without telling Dan and he just walks in in the middle of the night with the red lights and just goes like "welp, Satan finally came for me"
    Edit: how tf did I get so many likes, thanks guys ;w;

    • @femkestraub11
      @femkestraub11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      or the pillow hhahaahah

    • @imuniquefangirl
      @imuniquefangirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm crying😂

    • @rachelwalker3017
      @rachelwalker3017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Aww I read that in his voice! I miss him :(

    • @savreenbabra5534
      @savreenbabra5534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Rachel Walker I read that in his voice too :(( Daniel come back

    • @ihateusernames6512
      @ihateusernames6512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Wait, do they still live together??

  • @ashly1911
    @ashly1911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Phile: I got myself a little glass
    *Pulls out a whole ass vase*

  • @anielson6152
    @anielson6152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "MOISTURIZE ME"
    OH MY GOSH YES PHIL IT LOOKS EXACLTY LIKE CASSANDRA

    • @alice3581
      @alice3581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THATS WHAT I THOUGHT AIDHSJDJKSKSKS

    • @yalikebe3ns797
      @yalikebe3ns797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What are you gonna do? MOISTURIZE ME?

  • @karinnal1561
    @karinnal1561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    "or are those just tiny people?"
    "i have a thing for oversized foods..."
    ah yes, because it wouldn't be an amazingphil video if he didn't bring up the macrophilia thing at least once

    • @atsubw
      @atsubw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I mean his name is literally in macrophilia

    • @leewalden3061
      @leewalden3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Brittney Ramai *x-files theme*

    • @camilleboyer2679
      @camilleboyer2679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      macro*phil*ia

    • @camilleboyer2679
      @camilleboyer2679 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it didn’t do the bold thing tf

    • @kiaraloonen2154
      @kiaraloonen2154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@camilleboyer2679 you need a space macro *phil* ia 😉

  • @oliviasinkler1524
    @oliviasinkler1524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    nobody:
    Phil: I wish this baguette had more *g i r t h*

  • @uwu-vg4wo
    @uwu-vg4wo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    10:25 YOU REALLY JUST UNEARTHED MY DOCTOR WHO PHASE PHIL LESTER

    • @alice3581
      @alice3581 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      im- me too

    • @kevinthefabulous1118
      @kevinthefabulous1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Phase? You mean it was supposed to end?

    • @mikejones6162
      @mikejones6162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kevinthefabulous1118 My doctor who phase will NEVER end

  • @ioanabuia165
    @ioanabuia165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The doctor who fans going wild after that "moisturise me"

  • @notanormalella134
    @notanormalella134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Phil: *exists*
    Wish: N I C O L A S C A G E

  • @dumbass_pml1199
    @dumbass_pml1199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    “Toilet says gay rights”
    Wow Phil, wow

    • @shoutaaizawa3614
      @shoutaaizawa3614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Confused Bakugou

    • @sabriya8283
      @sabriya8283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i stan ur profile pic btw

    • @dumbass_pml1199
      @dumbass_pml1199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why do my comments always blow up they’re so dumb 💀

    • @pastelidiot8027
      @pastelidiot8027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      smolbean Of course they blow up, your pfp is Bakugou

  • @juliaang6228
    @juliaang6228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "pretty f-ed up basket"
    - God looking at the ingredients while making me

  • @belladonnacrow5775
    @belladonnacrow5775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Moisturize me" I immediately though of the 9th doctor

    • @blah4655
      @blah4655 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YASSSSS

  • @s-aga
    @s-aga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    not even norman:
    phil: tOiLeT sAiD gAy RiGhTs

  • @eryn2731
    @eryn2731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    “i’d like more padding in my baguette to make it more girthy” ...phil😐

  • @gaygoddess139
    @gaygoddess139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    10:25 wow Cassandra really got a makeover

  • @emdove
    @emdove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Wish be like: „we recommend to Phil: MALE GENITALIA!“ 😂

  • @ariaschnurr957
    @ariaschnurr957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    "every chemical in the world is having a disco in there" so phil, are the chemical romances panicking at the disco?

    • @ariaschnurr957
      @ariaschnurr957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      also, disco in the toilet. my emo heart is satisfied

    • @ariaschnurr957
      @ariaschnurr957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @NORTHERN DOWNPOUR **panicked screaming**

    • @ariaschnurr957
      @ariaschnurr957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      also crying

    • @explainthatkotaco.8598
      @explainthatkotaco.8598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PAJDJDKSKSJSH YES

    • @mackyk_
      @mackyk_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aria Schnurr I screamed

  • @allisonsroom
    @allisonsroom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Phil: Vibrating Panda Noodles

    • @inkling457
      @inkling457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EYY IT'S ANKHA

    • @AmazingPhil
      @AmazingPhil  4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Let's not think how that could have been worse

    • @woodlandirises
      @woodlandirises 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AmazingPhil very Phil nice

    • @jshatt4043
      @jshatt4043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @NORTHERN DOWNPOUR your name hurts

    • @soapdagoat444
      @soapdagoat444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Improved abbreviation: vicious panda ninjas

  • @jewelarlene8166
    @jewelarlene8166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My mom gave this a “ I liked him , that was fun “

  • @bellagoad2462
    @bellagoad2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:00 NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT DAN LAUGHING IN THE BACKGROUND!!!

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Phil: Do I give it a lick? No, I value my life.
    Me: He’s not that stupid.
    Phil: *dunks his hand in the glass*
    Me: But I’ve been wrong before.

  • @kgallagher275
    @kgallagher275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1680

    “Oh spider box that’s cool”
    * remembers Dans fear of spiders *
    “Oh!”

    • @acidblaze5792
      @acidblaze5792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Is it bad that I wanted him to prank Dan with it... xD

    • @leoisgayandstupid
      @leoisgayandstupid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@acidblaze5792 nope I wanted him to do that too lol

    • @alishablackburn6460
      @alishablackburn6460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@acidblaze5792 I was hoping he was going to prank him with it.

    • @envyrem
      @envyrem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alisha Blackburn I could have sworn he did on Twitter, but maybe I’m remembering wrong

    • @alishablackburn6460
      @alishablackburn6460 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@envyrem I don't see it there.

  • @sophiagliosci2999
    @sophiagliosci2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    7:47 genuinely thought that was Dan talking, but one can just dream

  • @404livee
    @404livee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Moisture me” I GOT YOUR SNEAKY DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE PHIL

  • @kyuquake
    @kyuquake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    Phil: “I got myself a little glass”
    Me: “A LIITLE GLASS PHIL THATS A FRACKING VASE!!!”

    • @withapicketsign
      @withapicketsign 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      are we even surprised at this point?

    • @buggybin
      @buggybin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Duckymolmol either he’s purposefully clowning us or the man just doesn’t own regular sized glasses

    • @rachelwalker3017
      @rachelwalker3017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He's been drinking out of a vase for years, I'll be more shocked when it's a normal glass

    • @lisztomania1317
      @lisztomania1317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      the only time I’ve ever seen him use a regular sized glass was in the mukbang with Dan

    • @spencer8844
      @spencer8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Duckymolmol you new here?

  • @sierramcginn826
    @sierramcginn826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    "we've got high horses to fill now" and other definitely real idioms by Phil

    • @theLocalLesbian
      @theLocalLesbian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      5:44 too

    • @kmations4049
      @kmations4049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sierra McGinn lol

    • @kf10147
      @kf10147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "What are you doing in my litterbox" too

    • @LullanGlad
      @LullanGlad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Someone please write a collection of phil idioms

    • @snflwrghost
      @snflwrghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doesn’t this man has a bachelor’s degree or a masters or something like that in English Language?

  • @jamielovely
    @jamielovely 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I fully cried laughing at the jump resulting from the spider box. Also my friend and I constantly talk about all the Nicholas Cage stuff on wish (WHY IS IT THERE) and the pillow cover is like a 10/10 favorite. I just wish the sequins were a color other than red so it didn’t look like he was bleeding

  • @tristanlacher2671
    @tristanlacher2671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I wonder what Dan's reaction was to all of these products.

  • @janediceplier
    @janediceplier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    When a Nicholas Cage sequin pillow is 92% off, it’s a crime not to get it, honestly.

    • @AmazingPhil
      @AmazingPhil  4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I should have ordered 10

    • @janediceplier
      @janediceplier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      AmazingPhil Phil I’m screaming

  • @helvetica988
    @helvetica988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1480

    imagine how chaotic it would be if dan cut phil's hair

    • @itsruthieee
      @itsruthieee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I need that kind of chaotic energy right now I think

    • @madison8710
      @madison8710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I need this now

    • @jayveerkulye8066
      @jayveerkulye8066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@madison8710 @Ruthie i need dan right now

    • @yashiro560
      @yashiro560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have to see that

    • @xckurcl139_
      @xckurcl139_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I must see this happen..

  • @mayamcauley7090
    @mayamcauley7090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Moisturise me!!” Love a bit of Doctor who 👌👌👌

  • @michakaikarsten7331
    @michakaikarsten7331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That sand awoke memories I didn't know I had. Not even kidding, I know I had this. I did this as a kid. I just can't friggin remember where or when.

  • @rocioallende4649
    @rocioallende4649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    "For people who are sexually attracted to carbs... like me!!"
    SAME

  • @mbelen44
    @mbelen44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Alternative title: Phil buying things on Wish saying they are recommended when they really are things he wanted

    • @gwenythice7230
      @gwenythice7230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      plot twist

    • @malcaesar2221
      @malcaesar2221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gwenyth Ice also have you thought about how there were d*cks in his recommended

    • @mbelen44
      @mbelen44 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@malcaesar2221 I'm speachless :0

  • @yes-pk3sc
    @yes-pk3sc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Phil: THIS IS ACTUAL WITCHCRAFT-
    *Me* : **Nods in lesbian witch**

  • @jaypea1722
    @jaypea1722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “Toilet said gay rights”
    Homophobia drops to 0

  • @luciacowen3894
    @luciacowen3894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Phil: gets random headaches and faints at some points and wonders why.
    Also Phil: wacks his head on random cupboards

  • @mars2039
    @mars2039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    man the goldfish earrings were peak lesbian culture i would have loved him to see phil wearing them

    • @headlesszebra9857
      @headlesszebra9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i really really want those

    • @isabelanegoita2300
      @isabelanegoita2300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lafroschkoenigin Buy them on aliexpress! I got those exact earrings from there, they're usually cheaper+costumer service is better than on wish

    • @absolutesnails6733
      @absolutesnails6733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got them 100% lesbian approved

    • @headlesszebra9857
      @headlesszebra9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isabelanegoita2300 thank you!

    • @zoboza
      @zoboza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING NAbHabJajah

  • @jodieburlace8832
    @jodieburlace8832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    next video: dan cuts phil’s hair and phil becomes van gogh (aka he loses an ear)

  • @katfoxwell3995
    @katfoxwell3995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "This is not available in your location" - Germans instantly getting flashbacks to before TH-cam and GEMA finally found an agreement

  • @Jackaloper
    @Jackaloper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Phil: for people attracted to carbs
    Me, an intellectual who knows pan means bread in Spanish : Pansexuals

  • @juliaang6228
    @juliaang6228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    a primary school science teacher could probably teach a bunch of kids about mass using a compilation of you causing glasses to overflow

    • @bref7348
      @bref7348 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ me too I had to read this like 5 times to understand

  • @sophiewilliams5694
    @sophiewilliams5694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Phil is sooo childish 😂 Phil: so what happens if I touch it? *puts whole arm in the vase* 😂 6:44

  • @shaedbear
    @shaedbear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I haven't watched amazingphil in three years, so opening this up to an immediate f-bomb followed by a d--k joke is giving me so much whiplash, I see there's been a rebranding since I was gone!!!

  • @liah8624
    @liah8624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    phil: [swears for the first time in years in a vid and censors it]
    yall: *PHILIP MICHAEL LESTER WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE*

  • @Cranjis20
    @Cranjis20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    “It’s a bit thin. I’d like more padding in my baguette, I think. To make it more girthy”
    Phil, 2020

    • @freshlybakedbread8392
      @freshlybakedbread8392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Shrek is Shrexy “I’m dubious about the size of this baguette - not the first time I’ve said that” 🥴🥴

    • @Cranjis20
      @Cranjis20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Freshly Baked Bread.....interesting name.....

    • @vasya3801
      @vasya3801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ive made it 420 likes ive never been so proud

  • @angrygoose488
    @angrygoose488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "This blanket is to thin to be used as a blanket and it's already falling apart..... 4 STARS!!!"

  • @mystryninja1175
    @mystryninja1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:17
    Phil: I've got myself a little glass
    *proceed to grab giant vase*
    me: i forgot how much i love phil an his awesome body hydrator container

  • @cartersimpson1532
    @cartersimpson1532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Phil swearing - what is this madness

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear cartee

    • @gnfbunny
      @gnfbunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AxxL wtf is your content dude

    • @lautaroroldanpizzorno7494
      @lautaroroldanpizzorno7494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AxxLAfriku bro i am scared

    • @jaylubke5376
      @jaylubke5376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the quarantine is getting to him

    • @bug3954
      @bug3954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MultifandomBoi ღ i was gonna say that-

  • @darkwadah
    @darkwadah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Phil really just pranked himself with a prank toy that he bought. King Himbo

    • @anahita71
      @anahita71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      zonescat he is lovingly stupid and handsome though

    • @bobbioleary1266
      @bobbioleary1266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Phil lester is not a himno he’s just kind of heart dumb of ass and home of sexual

  • @sagetaylor9767
    @sagetaylor9767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I’ve got myself a little glass.” *pulls out an entire vase*

  • @gotem6891
    @gotem6891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:16 "i've got myself a little glass"
    *proceeds to pull out a massive glass*

  • @sakuramikuoshi
    @sakuramikuoshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    phil: “little glass”
    also phil: *V A S E*

    • @humeyra5575
      @humeyra5575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ur local mess that’s what giant people say for glass

  • @olliem.3012
    @olliem.3012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    nobody:
    literally no one:
    Phil in literally every video ever: films his crotch

  • @melissajackson8686
    @melissajackson8686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know we've literally heard Phil swear in Giving the people what they want video but hearing him say it so aggressively in the beginning even though its censored is still shocking to me lmao

  • @Sentientmatter8
    @Sentientmatter8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Appreciate Phil's carefully not assuming a gender when referring to the person-modeling-a-product-popular-with-trans-folk.

  • @sabrinakirchner242
    @sabrinakirchner242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    “We’ve got high horses to fill, now”
    -Phil Lester, combining sayings since forever

    • @ishani6424
      @ishani6424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Malaphoring like the king he is

    • @themagicalllama8514
      @themagicalllama8514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Isn't he an English major?

    • @mariacg1164
      @mariacg1164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m not sure which are the correct ones anymore

    • @jayjaybruce5022
      @jayjaybruce5022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you didnt do it right its supposed to be "we've got high horses to Phil now"

  • @nutmegster8332
    @nutmegster8332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    My ears aren’t pierced so I’m not gonna...
    Me: WELL YOU KNOW WHO’S EARS ARE???

    • @Alison.taylor.c
      @Alison.taylor.c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Megan O'keefe that was my exact reaction!

    • @theLocalLesbian
      @theLocalLesbian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I totally agree

    • @pandajesus5052
      @pandajesus5052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      YES JOINT CONTENT PLEASE
      i would have loved to see that honestly

    • @alexisalonso7714
      @alexisalonso7714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lets be real here, it would've taken a lot of bribing to convince Dan to wear those earrings

    • @fatimawyler1539
      @fatimawyler1539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Little brothers to Norman

  • @danisnotonfair
    @danisnotonfair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    i hope your head doesn’t hurts anymore hah:( but also i wanna say thank you for keep doing videos in these hard times where everyone feels a little lost and we have a lot of time to think (which we all know that’s not always good! hahah) but yeah thank you for keep doing content and letting us have something to look forward to and something to distract us from all the bad news and laugh a little! i know it must be hard but we really really appreciate all your effort💖 (and i’m talking about your liveshows too!) thank you phil

  • @elbear2434
    @elbear2434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:26 Phil made a Doctor Who reference and I squealed

  • @cheche9949
    @cheche9949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Phil is getting comfortable with his hair and letting his ginger locks slip through ... and we love it 😆🥰

  • @emilycox842
    @emilycox842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Is it just me, or is "out" Phil a lot more intentionally inappropriate?

    • @isabelanegoita2300
      @isabelanegoita2300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I think that he's a. gotten more comfortable and b. starting to realise that the 11-13 yr olds that used to follow him are now grown up

    • @emilycox842
      @emilycox842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@isabelanegoita2300 I mean, I'm here for it. It's just fun to see the transformation of him appearing so pure to being a typical grown up

    • @edgarallennope
      @edgarallennope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      he’s earned it

    • @saragarofano9727
      @saragarofano9727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOLZ YES

    • @lautaroroldanpizzorno7494
      @lautaroroldanpizzorno7494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He's more himself, I'm proud

  • @33gatsby
    @33gatsby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The dinging sound effect at 4:27 scared my guinea pig, but we forgive you as you have revealed where my sister obtained her fish bag earrings (which you should def buy as they are 100000% better in person)

    • @LayneDaRockJohnson
      @LayneDaRockJohnson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I fully agree I took those fish bag earrings from MY sister