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  • @sasaki8765
    @sasaki8765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24345

    This video has aged extremely well.

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Sasaki Nah like my song says Fuck PlayStation🔫🔫🔫

    • @demogaming8895
      @demogaming8895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@liltree8382 Yeah fuck playstation.

    • @elpibelol5005
      @elpibelol5005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

      @@liltree8382 Being an xbox fan is the same as being gay

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      TheMasterofGames 💯Facts

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      j 😡🤬PlayStation rhymes with Gaystation

  • @Deltarii
    @Deltarii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39985

    Now Nintendo is charging money to play Online.
    Thank You Microsoft.

    • @Migot1993
      @Migot1993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +503

      so if Nintendo want money for multip[layer so for me Nintendo is that same company what MS.

    • @suavepilled7647
      @suavepilled7647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +789

      atleast it isn't fucking 50 months a nanosecond and their servers actually work

    • @geoleavitt10
      @geoleavitt10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

      It's only $20 a year, includes cloud saves, and a wide, growing selection of NES games with online multiplayer. Beats XBox's $20 a month that was in place last I checked.

    • @HolyPetRel
      @HolyPetRel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      @@geoleavitt10 oh and also snes games, and probably more console titles as well.

    • @germandragon8664
      @germandragon8664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      My Problem with Nintendo is that how they try to kill all traces of the Wii U with the "Switch".
      First of all: the ports from the wii u to the switch.
      Kid: Dad, why does every game has "deluxe edition" written all over it?
      Dad: Do you want the game now which is the same game of an console nobody wants talk about none reason, just with new content which could have been practical as an 10 Dollars DLC?
      Second: Why the hell are the newest Title so frking boring, still so overhyped?
      Odyssey and BotW were like so empty (dispite being open world level) and not really benefictial at all for the main story,
      Fifa? Underflail(got to admit, the music is cool)? FARTNITE?!!?!?!
      Third: minor things.
      Look at the Wii U, in the menu you are getting greeted by a frking Mii you have created,
      many other miis from other players rush in to fill the empty Menu, then the Options, Icons, Games, ETC
      pops in.(When you have your birthday set, the wii U even gratulates you with a rebate coupon)
      And the Switch?
      I felt like they copy/pasted the nintendo DS menu just enlarged HD texture.

  • @jacksonbell3458
    @jacksonbell3458 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

    This video continues to age like fine wine

  • @vidgamarr5126
    @vidgamarr5126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Gabe Newell: “We want to continue growing the community by releasing free updates”
    Microsoft: wait, that’s *illegal*

    • @iskolya4136
      @iskolya4136 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      thats the reason why tf2 dont have updates

    • @sunnysidedown404
      @sunnysidedown404 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't worry they have people with gambling addictions funding them
      ...maybe it's good people aren't following in VALVe's direction

    • @miamor6460
      @miamor6460 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@iskolya4136 Let it go dude, 17 years of throughout update.

    • @flamingo_with_tophat296
      @flamingo_with_tophat296 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@miamor6460they could just put a little anti cheat in there wouldn’t be that hard tbh, I mean they’re still profiting and people are still playing

  • @vansdan.
    @vansdan. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6593

    ever notice how you never see ants and microsoft in the same room?

    • @kiki4910
      @kiki4910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Except on the credits for antz

    • @kake2978
      @kake2978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      🤯

    • @theamazingguy150
      @theamazingguy150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Also noticed how ants sometimes go inside your Xbox.

    • @andymcclurg9916
      @andymcclurg9916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Simple. Microsoft is run by a DVD copy of Antz, just sitting in a chair.

    • @shrekt8386
      @shrekt8386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You do. Just look at the execs.

  • @s1ndrome117
    @s1ndrome117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13880

    That's why i trust Soulja boy Console

  • @johnnybaxter1953
    @johnnybaxter1953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1315

    It’s amazing how almost every issue you mentioned is still prevalent 6 years later... everything this shit company touch turns to dust

    • @-tweeomoz-1786
      @-tweeomoz-1786 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Just like EA, the shittier versions of King Midas

    • @jjthejetplane11
      @jjthejetplane11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RIGHT?!?

    • @matthewmellott1856
      @matthewmellott1856 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I swear I watch this video once a year for a laugh and you’re not wrong buddy

    • @Cecil_Augus
      @Cecil_Augus ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthewmellott1856 Microsoft is the fucking worst company of all of them. It's just ridiculous. Everything sucks. *E v e r y l i t t l e f u c k i n g t h i n g s u c k s*

    • @stepladder3257
      @stepladder3257 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s why I laugh at the New Vegas fanboys that say they will make Obsidian make NV 2

  • @Skyace13
    @Skyace13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    This is for all the people who are excited about Microsoft buying Activision/Blizzard

    • @wspencerwatkins
      @wspencerwatkins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks, I was trying to remember throughout the whole video what I had heard Microsoft was acquiring recently. Blizzard has been so insanely corruptly corporate already for the past 10 or 15 years maybe it’ll cancel out somehow

    • @brown-eyedcheese5440
      @brown-eyedcheese5440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jaguarp80 No no no, this is capitalism, the problem will only compound

    • @JohnRock.357
      @JohnRock.357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, they changed CEO and got better than Sony.

    • @ivanayala3402
      @ivanayala3402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JohnRock.357 nah we still got better exclusive’s

    • @JohnRock.357
      @JohnRock.357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ivanayala3402 70 dollars for a story mode vs 500 games with only 10 dollars

  • @SkilletTom
    @SkilletTom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6173

    MICRO - SMALL
    ANTS ARE SMALL

    • @gardeningniceperson
      @gardeningniceperson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      +-T S- coincidence? I think not

    • @peacefulltoucan
      @peacefulltoucan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      +-T S- SOFT IS THE OPPOSITE OF *HARD*
      GETTING AN XBOX TO ACTUALLY WORK IS *HARD*
      *IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!*

    • @IrulewithLucas
      @IrulewithLucas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +LunarKestrel Well, the guy who originally created it was rich.

    • @dbonerr
      @dbonerr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +-T S- SOFT - SOFT
      ANT BITES ARE SOFT

    • @micnor14
      @micnor14 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Dawn Smith Someone should make a competitor company called "Macrohard" or "Megaha..." never mind.

  • @Abatteries
    @Abatteries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5877

    Wrong! You are nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye!
    -Microsoft

    • @empress_0
      @empress_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What video that have this quote? I forgot

    • @agenericguy1014
      @agenericguy1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nobody Care “Game critics” or something

    • @Abatteries
      @Abatteries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Nobody Care game critics part 2

    • @zdzxyd8001
      @zdzxyd8001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody cares to you we love microsoft lol u know microsoft owns x box lol ur noob

    • @geraldolshaker5535
      @geraldolshaker5535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Microsoft bot #0103040 likes this comment

  • @dauntedcacti3713
    @dauntedcacti3713 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    How does one video age better than wine?

  • @reynaldoalvarez8457
    @reynaldoalvarez8457 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Microsoft would sell a dlc to a game you can’t even buy anymore

    • @cheesychester
      @cheesychester 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      They're greedy asf

  • @cali7056
    @cali7056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3455

    microsoft: yeah, just do what you normally do!
    microsoft after criticism: *D E A T H*

    • @Theultimatechef233
      @Theultimatechef233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Microsoft: YOU HAVE TO PAY MONEY FOR MINECOINS FOR MAPS
      ME: I will fucking kill you I would rather use mcpedl

    • @nernguan1817
      @nernguan1817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah he did the right thing, if it was me, i rather be a homeless than getting 1 million dolar from microsoft

    • @ajemajh
      @ajemajh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Theultimatechef233 boi we use brains

    • @richardo188
      @richardo188 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am your 1000th like you are welcome

    • @Jose-wy5pg
      @Jose-wy5pg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Theultimatechef233 Microsoft didn’t even do that it was Mojang and 4J Microsoft doesn’t do shit with Minecraft they just own Mojang which owns Minecraft

  • @Paul-dh3cg
    @Paul-dh3cg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2275

    I always forget that this was made in 2015 until he says
    “ but it’s 2015 now”

    • @aye2you
      @aye2you 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Same bruh

    • @Hyderomastgroningem0
      @Hyderomastgroningem0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fuck me... Stephen Colbert was right...

    • @Akunai_
      @Akunai_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1:27

    • @atamir8339
      @atamir8339 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn’t notice this and still went yea this is 2015 🤣

    • @daseapickleofjustice7231
      @daseapickleofjustice7231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dam it's been 6 years, I don't like time

  • @poperat
    @poperat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    these old dunkey videos never fail to get a laugh out of me even after seeing them so many times

    • @Reed5016
      @Reed5016 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same.

  • @Halonyr
    @Halonyr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    This video has aged even better.

    • @LordXaedin_AltAccount
      @LordXaedin_AltAccount 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      its so sad how true it is. 😔

    • @j0s3ph61
      @j0s3ph61 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Seems like it will continue to age. Doesn't help that these companies seems to be one-upping each other on who can make the worst decisions.

  • @trickyy5738
    @trickyy5738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16019

    Microsoft: just do your thing
    Dunkey: *does his thing*
    Microsoft: you weren’t supposed to do that

    • @SomeGuy-my7en
      @SomeGuy-my7en 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      *supposed, just saying :)

    • @Unfortunatelydead.
      @Unfortunatelydead. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@SomeGuy-my7en cool name :)

    • @manalsaad2430
      @manalsaad2430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm you're 666th like

    • @TheObiareus
      @TheObiareus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      TBF, if a company is paying you money to advertise their game, it’s probably good practice to not shit on it, despite whatever the company told you.
      Dunkey has made plenty of hilarious videos on terrible games in the past without shitting on them, it’s likely it wouldn’t have been too hard for him to do it when MS was literally paying him to do so.
      The rest of the arguments in this video are completely valid, and Microsoft deserves getting shit for lots of reasons, but in this case i think dunkey just made a mistake.

    • @trickyy5738
      @trickyy5738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      TribuneAquila They should’ve known how he acts in his videos, he’s completely honest in his reviews and he’ll completely shit on a game if he wants to no matter if there is money in it or not, he’s not like IGN where they get a couple thousand dollars and give the game a 9/10

  • @OddworldCrash
    @OddworldCrash 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5152

    "just do your thing" and then they get mad about your kind of humor?
    Wow, just wow...

    • @okapi_q
      @okapi_q 7 ปีที่แล้ว +512

      I mean, to be completely fair... The deal was, they were going to pay Dunkey to promote their game. Dunkey took the game and explicitly told people not to buy it.
      I'm not a Microsoft fan, but there is a difference between allowing your client to use their own style of humor to promote your product, and letting your client tell people that the product they're being paid to support is garbage.

    • @Witnessretire
      @Witnessretire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      +Crump I think they should have said that he couldn't make fun of the product instead of them assuming that the person promoting it just to say they enjoy the game but hey maybe I'm dumb

    • @StoneAgedQ
      @StoneAgedQ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      Not once in that video did he tell people to not buy it

    • @airzingis1169
      @airzingis1169 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Yeah, there's no way Dunkey legitimately though that Microsoft would be cool with him bashing their game.

    • @annoying5andy
      @annoying5andy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      "These people must have beaten this BORING ASS GAME". They were triggered and they cut off the deal.

  • @JMAR_GAMES
    @JMAR_GAMES 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    It’s 2024 and Microsoft has only gotten worse

  • @zeitxgeist
    @zeitxgeist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I remember my first RROD call with support:
    "dont stand it vertically, it's not made for that"
    "it's literally like that in every commercial in use!"
    "yes"
    I shit you not

    • @cowicial5674
      @cowicial5674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wtffff 😂😂😂😂

    • @yoshimallow_5121
      @yoshimallow_5121 หลายเดือนก่อน

      10/10 Michaelsoft Support

  • @abruptfury9920
    @abruptfury9920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3058

    But ants are more productive than Microsoft. This is an insult to ants.

    • @melodolic9908
      @melodolic9908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ScamOne
      @ScamOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ur right, sony managed to make the stellar emoji and smurf films

    • @ScamOne
      @ScamOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      microsoft just made fable, those guys are pretty gay

    • @boldizsarfekete7576
      @boldizsarfekete7576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ants are fascinating. Despite their size, the more you look at them, the more amazed you'll get by them, because they are such a well functioning society, despite them being a group of bugs that aren't really evolutionarily advanced.
      Microsoft is the opposite of that. The more you look at them, the less you want to see

    • @kazzycovid6236
      @kazzycovid6236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ScamOne indeed they did they also managed to make into the spider-verse

  • @MadShenans
    @MadShenans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10210

    5 years and 14M views later...I wonder if it was worth taking 2 months of donkley’s rent?!

    • @alazyman7283
      @alazyman7283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      u think michaelsoft cares?

    • @Chosenlawman
      @Chosenlawman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      @@alazyman7283 I mean that’s not much money relatively speaking and this video has been seen by millions so they did this to themselves

    • @alazyman7283
      @alazyman7283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @3rd Way does this video make less people to buy xbox?No!U still buy xbox because ur friends have them

    • @alazyman7283
      @alazyman7283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @3rd Way this amount of damage means nothing to michalesoft

    • @Camustang
      @Camustang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @3rd Way You don't have to be crazy to think this video didn't hurt them. In absolute terms, maybe it hurt them. In relative terms, it really didn't.
      But even in absolute terms, people watch Dunkey's videos for a laugh. If you seriously think a significant amount of people watched this video and thought "Oh yeah, that's it, a company did something terrible to Dunkey, I'm going to boycott them on his behalf" then you have some interesting notions about human behaviour. Most people are familiar with the idea that big companies are simply shady. It doesn't mean they do anything about it. They watch, laugh, and move on. Especially if the video isn't a call to action, and it's not.
      Even if you wanted to do anything, what would it be? Unless you're a mac user, you're not going to boycott their OS (admittedly if you're a mac user, you were already boycotting their OS). Unless your friends don't have a Xbox, you're not going to boytcott that, either. So what are you going to boycott, really? Nothing, as I see it.
      Microsoft has stakes in so many things that even if you did want to boycott them, you'd probably be supporting them without realizing it.
      So no, really, you'd have to be crazy to think this hurt them, buddy.

  • @miimonkii5852
    @miimonkii5852 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    7 years later, it still holds up.

    • @parknplay8328
      @parknplay8328 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I still get shocked every time I rewatch it and he says "it's 2015 now"

  • @gooseking2780
    @gooseking2780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Dunky: "Microsoft has the worst live service." Nintendo: Hold my beer.

    • @wompastompa3692
      @wompastompa3692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      At least Nintendo lets you play your offline single player games if their servers shit the bed. It ain't much, but it's something.

    • @basilplushie2534
      @basilplushie2534 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ezanawright7971 temporary or permanent?

    • @willwunsche6940
      @willwunsche6940 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ezanawright7971 Fun fact way back in the day when internet was more expensive the Nintendo DS had voice chat natively in the console on Pokemon Diamond and Pearl when you met up with friends in game and it was free. Nintendo has regressed

    • @luminosity01
      @luminosity01 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ezanawright7971 That's a different arguments, also xbox offers gamepass which blows nso system out of the water again

    • @wubbers662
      @wubbers662 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@luminosity01 Didn't they just raise Gamepass' price for some reason (or are planning on it)?
      Not saying its bad, but it is starting to reach a point where they've put all they've could put on Gamepass, and we are starting to get filler. If the FTC doesn't block the deal, then it might be fine.

  • @ethanlozada4470
    @ethanlozada4470 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6502

    Never had these problems with the Gameboy

    • @ethanlozada4470
      @ethanlozada4470 8 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      *GameCube

    • @Raikeran
      @Raikeran 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      GameCube is life

    • @geico105
      @geico105 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      +Cat Life
      You can play Malleo Kawrt Dubble Dish onlyne ya nigga

    • @ethanlozada4470
      @ethanlozada4470 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +Cat Life It's a joke dude

    • @wozz7771
      @wozz7771 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Ethan Lozada look at their channel, he/she is obvoously 11 and cant notice sarcasm

  • @doomjuan
    @doomjuan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9102

    5 years later..... everybody is doing paid online multiplayer, including Nintendo :( this is why Steam is better

    • @JohnBread69
      @JohnBread69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +777

      heh not PC lol
      hybrid masterrace

    • @doomjuan
      @doomjuan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      John Bread hehe

    • @willblaikie8130
      @willblaikie8130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Cuz its fucking Japan.

    • @pesterosa100
      @pesterosa100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      i came here because I found ants living on my desktop lmao

    • @MrVectorMV
      @MrVectorMV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@pesterosa100 members of Microsoft came to fuck you over.

  • @awesomo7777
    @awesomo7777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    This is one of Dunkey's realest and most cutting videos. He calls out the corporate scam bullshit that Microsoft does on a daily basis. The soft people at Micro(dick)soft continue these practices in broad daylight without shame. Of course Dunko still includes his signature humor to lighten the mood, but his language gives away the fact that he really feels strongly about these subjects, and he doesn't pull any punches. Big respect for big Donk.

  • @infinityheart_tm9270
    @infinityheart_tm9270 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    They’ve also been weighing down Mojang with Bedrock Edition and recently killed the company who made Hi-Fi Rush.

  • @DunkeyIsBlack
    @DunkeyIsBlack 7 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    The dislikes are Microsoft employees

    • @anthonydesantis7862
      @anthonydesantis7862 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The pc has bugs and glitches too but they get fixed really quick

    • @renixmar3373
      @renixmar3373 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I think even Microsoft employees dislike their workplace

    • @HighSkiez
      @HighSkiez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ReNixMaR
      I was about to say the same thing ha ha. I've heard plenty of horror stories from Microsoft employees. Like how their superiors are complete assholes and they get assigned tasks that are almost impossible, with the threat of termination if they don't finish.

    • @rotten1462
      @rotten1462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      do you mean the likes

  • @jupiter9099
    @jupiter9099 8 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    You forgot to mention Microsoft was also responsible for the death of Rare.

    • @Pikayumyums
      @Pikayumyums 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      +Savage _Tv Rare used to make quality games back in the day, like N64 era. Donkey Kongs, Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Diddy Kong Racing, etc. They were a great studio and second party developer for Nintendo. Then Microsoft bought them off and they've been reduced to essentially a shovelware company that's nothing more than an empty shell of what they used to be. This is most likely because of Microsoft's management over them, which in turn lead to a lot of good talent leaving, which made Rare become even shittier.

    • @PublicEnemy04
      @PublicEnemy04 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jupiter9099 Microsoft is secretly run by Vidya-Daiz.

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Jupiter9099 yes omg I'll NEVER forgive them for that! I mean, the old Donkey Kong games were life. I still have them and they meant so much to my childhood. How can the developer responsible for such masterpieces be condemned to making what...Kinect games? They must be satan...

    • @chenjacobs7074
      @chenjacobs7074 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Jupiter9099 Actually, bad business decisions are mostly to blame for Rare's demise. To be perfectly frank, Conquers Bad Fur Day is quite possibly the most unsuccessful game Rare ever put out. And, that's saying a lot considering Donkey Kong 64 actually lost money for Rare as a result of designing the game the way they did, because of the whole Expansion Pack curfufle.
      So yeah, you cannot blame Microsoft for that at all. Microsoft cleaned up after Rare had basically gone completely out of business. Top it off, Rare's final projects were terrible. They made consistently bad decisions left and right for years.

    • @tendernuggetz6896
      @tendernuggetz6896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Jupiter9099 Rare was already losing their edge before Microsoft picked them up, you can't blame them for that. Starfox Adventures anyone? Plus, they did manage to put out a couple gems on the 360.

  • @ryanc5572
    @ryanc5572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    5 years later and I still applaud you for being honest in your review about their game. Almost none of these influences now would dare.

  • @nicolasestrem
    @nicolasestrem ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This video aged extremely well

  • @alfredosojr
    @alfredosojr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4491

    that part around 2:20 when he said "thank you for inspiring your competitors to sink to your level". That was some deep shit right there. I felt that

    • @eveningrice
      @eveningrice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What does your comment even mean

    • @sweetmelon3365
      @sweetmelon3365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Kind of think Apple does. Remove basic accessories and make customers pay for them all

    • @alfredosojr
      @alfredosojr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@eveningrice my comment was expressing the agreeableness of dunkeys statement

    • @zojirushi1
      @zojirushi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Also applies with Nintendo switch online ugh

    • @GraveRobbertt
      @GraveRobbertt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao faux deep commentary.

  • @OneTwoMark
    @OneTwoMark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2599

    Best part about this is that someone at Microsoft will have had to officially watch this as it says Microsoft sucks and its viral, which means they need to know why.

    • @heyimlate5656
      @heyimlate5656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      They probably will. But will they take any criticism from this? No.

    • @nernguan1817
      @nernguan1817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      dunkey is a legend, i would go homeless if he asked me to

    • @AcolytesOfHorror
      @AcolytesOfHorror 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      this assumes that they're interested in improving themselves

    • @mootwo_
      @mootwo_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@AcolytesOfHorror they want to know why so they can make it worse duh

    • @sntslilhlpr6601
      @sntslilhlpr6601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@heyimlate5656 And why should they? There have been no consequences from their actions.

  • @demosneokleous4877
    @demosneokleous4877 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    This video only gets better with age

  • @adnanasif9538
    @adnanasif9538 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Surprisingly this is still relevant

  • @meatman1889
    @meatman1889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1685

    Microsoft really makes you feel like ants

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone had to start the trends of horror,bayBEE

    • @umu8912
      @umu8912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Microsoft makes you *feel* antman

    • @munin9530
      @munin9530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ants are a force to be reckoned with

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS

  • @mandycraft706
    @mandycraft706 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    Is it dunkeys goal to destroy all the shitty video game companies, first riot, now Microsoft

    • @MrDylan9023
      @MrDylan9023 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      THEN KONAMI

    • @mandycraft706
      @mandycraft706 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Then EA

    • @markdonkor5409
      @markdonkor5409 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Exactly how is riot shitty? I mean they aren't perfect but they really put forth to please the fanbase but you can't make them all happy so whatever.

    • @VoidSixx
      @VoidSixx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +Mark Donkor I take it you didn't watch dunkeys quitting LoL video?

    • @markdonkor5409
      @markdonkor5409 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +AirCommando12 I did watch it and while I agree that they could have handled it far better than they did, there is no doubt in my mind dunkey is also at fault.

  • @johnax4124
    @johnax4124 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Yep

  • @strawhateli23
    @strawhateli23 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Still love that Dunky didn’t fake his content with the Microsoft contract videos. Stayed true to himself

  • @gavinens4779
    @gavinens4779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2013

    And now Nintendo has started charging money for online, great.

    • @connortheduke8132
      @connortheduke8132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@0606k when you let people play a bunch of great exclusive games online for free, and then all the sudden make them pay, they get mad.
      That's just how it works

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Kqaan it isn’t bad but it’s a million times worse when you consider that the Wii U had free online that worked way better for the most part

    • @gamerguy6990
      @gamerguy6990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Kqaan most people don’t want multiple subscription services on top of one that ultimately just gives publishers free money for restricting a feature everyone should have

    • @drabin7759
      @drabin7759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@0606k it is worse from others, because
      1. Nintendo online doesn't get you any good games unlike other subscribtions, all it gets you is bunch of old ROMS you can play at any time on anything for free
      2. Nintendo doesn't have dedicated servers, which means you are paying for using your own internet.
      3. Online gaming is a joke itself. If one person on team has shitty internet, entire match will have lags.

    • @White_Tiger93
      @White_Tiger93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      yeah fuck you & thank you Microsoft you fucking shit now fucking Nintendo Subscription Online bullshit just to play Monster Hunter with friends cost fucking money!!

  • @scroti2042
    @scroti2042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3378

    To add on to exhibit Z: The Final Fuckening (5:24)
    When Castle Crashers was released, Playable characters such as the King, Open Faced Gray Knight, Evil Cultist, and the Necromancer were all unlocked by completing certain levels on the Insane Difficulty (For Example, you got the Necromancer once you finish the industrial castle)
    However, Microsoft decided that for the Xbox 360 version of the game, you had to purchase a Character Pack using the Microsoft Points (remember the 400 for 5$ bullshit?)
    The reason why this was stupid was because that meant all profits were going directly to Microsoft rather than the Behemoth; who had publicly stated that all their DLC revenue made from the Pink Knight and Blacksmith packs would have gone to a charity to stop Breast Cancer.
    So yeah, fuck Microsoft.

    • @rikovladimir8655
      @rikovladimir8655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      damn

    • @wordcroutons
      @wordcroutons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Similar fuckery happened with Bastion's extra challenge "Stranger's Dream." They were forced to charge a dollar for DLC that was free for PC users.

    • @floater7082
      @floater7082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      WTF???? When me and my brothers got our xbox(which was used by another guy) we didn't have to pay for character packs. Damn didn't know that people had to pay because I love that game :/

    • @scroti2042
      @scroti2042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Naval
      They did make pink knight free but that was about it, everyone else, including the blacksmith (which was an actual dlc character for all platforms), weren’t though, thankfully the remastered edition doesn’t pull this shit but it’s still unfortunate that the 360 did

    • @Raphsophomes
      @Raphsophomes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Jesus christ. That's like blatently evil.

  • @greengoblin4391
    @greengoblin4391 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    This is why animal well is not on Xbox lol

  • @Cobalt8138
    @Cobalt8138 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    This video aged like fine wine .

    • @bearpoop720
      @bearpoop720 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No it didn't, just stop acting like everything this guy says is true, he says a lot of bullshit which people love to believe.

  • @xTHIRDHORSEMANx
    @xTHIRDHORSEMANx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2476

    They sent me a completely different 360 when I sent mine in.
    My Xbox had an HDMI port and the one they sent me back didn’t

    • @spikefallyt3350
      @spikefallyt3350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Wow...

    • @derineka
      @derineka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      How are you supposed to use the Xbox without an HDMI port? Why are consoles like that even made? Wth? Microsoft really just sent you a brick. Sorry to hear

    • @spikefallyt3350
      @spikefallyt3350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@derineka boi... AV exists..

    • @spikefallyt3350
      @spikefallyt3350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@derineka aka RCA

    • @derineka
      @derineka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@spikefallyt3350 Oh yeah! I forgot about AC cords, my bad

  • @mynameachef8614
    @mynameachef8614 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1396

    i like how pewdiepie has like 40 million subs but his vids get like 2 million viewes per vid but dunkey has 2mil subs and within 1 day his vid has 1.5 million views
    gg dunkey

    • @PearsAreOk
      @PearsAreOk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      +Slender Mam it's because pewdiepie shits them out everyday, nobody can catch up with him.

    • @friesguy5467
      @friesguy5467 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Matthew Patrick made a theory vid about it. Tl;dw when someone takes a break and you dont watch them for that time, they disappear in your sub box.

    • @theJohnOTD
      @theJohnOTD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      +friesguy5467
      it still means that more of dunk's subs are loyal to his dick.

    • @RoguSpanish
      @RoguSpanish 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      +CheekyScrubinator2000 Exactly, especially when all his fans are so busy completing kindergarten.

    • @wyattf.3837
      @wyattf.3837 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Click bait title brought me I'm not subscribed:)

  • @juliovsilva
    @juliovsilva 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    this video aged like wine while the video game industry aged like milk

  • @bigusfunnies1321
    @bigusfunnies1321 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    After Microsoft winning the lawsuit, this video aged really well

    • @edoneill6138
      @edoneill6138 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      “I get to pay 390 a year and actually get good games now!!!” Like PlayStation hadn’t had that forever and for cheaper

  • @Hazo803
    @Hazo803 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2584

    if anyone wants some of the music
    0:00 Kirby: Triple Deluxe - File Select
    0:23 Twisted Metal (PS3) Theme
    0:33 Blinx - Time Square
    1:32 Animal Crossing - Resetti
    2:28 Chibi Robo - Midday Majesty
    3:47 Face Raiders - Options
    3:53 Tomba 2 - Time Stopped
    4:05 Grow Home - Bud's Theme
    4:39 Donkey Kong 64 - Mad Maze Maul
    5:23 Final Fantasy 6 - Dancing Mad
    5:35 Final Fantasy 6 - Dark World
    6:15 Resistance 2 - Main Menu
    6:46 Blinx - Shop

    • @YobaHere
      @YobaHere 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Hazo803 thank you

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Hazo803 the Resistance 2 Main menu theme is in there too around 6:15

    • @Hazo803
      @Hazo803 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Dopamine Cloud Thank you!

    • @Bajlum13
      @Bajlum13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Hazo803 0:24 is the Twisted Metal (PS3) theme.

    • @Hazo803
      @Hazo803 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Bajlum13 Thank you!

  • @yowo123
    @yowo123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1048

    Every 360 I've ever had has died.. "naturally", but my Nintendo 64 still goes hard as fuck.

    • @nara5392
      @nara5392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      aY

    • @Hungarycloud
      @Hungarycloud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      My ps1 and ps2 are still doing great as well. And my Gameboy Colour :)

    • @lc9245
      @lc9245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If it weren't for their 3rd party, no way I would spend so much money on that piece of shit. In hindsight Sony screwed up big time with their expensive big fat black cube.

    • @memelawd_na6171
      @memelawd_na6171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      N64 beautiful console

    • @tomo4977
      @tomo4977 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yowo123 did anyone even find out why it happens?

  • @trithientran7146
    @trithientran7146 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Who’s here after Redfall

  • @rustygun1
    @rustygun1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    8 years later in 2023 and Microsoft still sucks

    • @yolimap
      @yolimap 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      even more

  • @PFSVenom
    @PFSVenom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4457

    Looks like in this video Microsoft is... the main *ant* agonist!
    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @hemangchauhan2864
      @hemangchauhan2864 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +PFS Venom Damn!..

    • @TheSithlord259
      @TheSithlord259 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +PFS Venom thats cold venom.

    • @The_Queen_Chrysalis
      @The_Queen_Chrysalis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      The ANTicipation I had for finding a good joke in these comments is satisfied.

    • @euronkajtazi1222
      @euronkajtazi1222 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +PFS Venom No. Get out.

    • @Ebb0Productions
      @Ebb0Productions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +PFS Venom i'm at a loss of words

  • @gandalfthechill
    @gandalfthechill 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2593

    Hey at least Nintendo would never do this to us!
    Aaaaaaand there they go

    • @lolo962
      @lolo962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Brandon Peter bro it is only 20 dollars a year which is like 1/3 the price of Sony and Microsoft.

    • @gandalfthechill
      @gandalfthechill 6 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      Yeah but now they’re charging for what used to be free and is likely the same quality. If they use the money to make their online services better like adding chat rooms or something then I’d be ok with it, but I doubt they will.

    • @scaryonline
      @scaryonline 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Link- Hero Of Hyrule what their game is overpriced too

    • @willphillips2522
      @willphillips2522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hey nintendo is a business they gotta make money to make good games

    • @jonahmordhaim2705
      @jonahmordhaim2705 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Will Phillips so they havent made good games in the past 26 years?

  • @lucianoliberati8925
    @lucianoliberati8925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Microsoft buying Activision/Blizzard proving Dunkey right

    • @thelemoneater
      @thelemoneater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes but in this specific case actiblizz was already owned by the devil. Microsoft will at least not cut hundred of jobs for some short term profit like the old clowns running the show.
      Hopefully the IPs Activision ransacked will be given some justice, as in Microsoft's eyes it could only strengthen the game pass.

    • @D4nkB0t
      @D4nkB0t 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thelemoneater hopefully we get a NEW call of duty game and peggle 3
      Edit: Ik that ea owns peggle

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thelemoneater All I have to say is this:
      Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

    • @thelemoneater
      @thelemoneater 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CloakofAuron ooof, on a second thought, they did royally screwed up their acquire of Mixer... I'm hoping they do something soon, but atm its looking a bit bleak.

  • @JCstock
    @JCstock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8688

    Let's take a deeper dive into this though...
    Micro = Small
    Soft = Fragile
    Ants are small and fragile.
    Xbox goes from Xbox, to 360, to 1. Ants can't count.
    Why an x BOX? To trap humans inside a machine of games, similar to how humans trap ants in ant farms. Look at the design of an xbox. It has the same dimensions as an ant farm.

    • @kohnjfennedy4627
      @kohnjfennedy4627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      JCstock this deserves more likes

    • @zeppo2240
      @zeppo2240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I really hope the Dunk has seen this comment

    • @SomeoneTookRallo
      @SomeoneTookRallo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Underrated

    • @krowpan799
      @krowpan799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      r/i’m14andthisisdeep

    • @lordflako5324
      @lordflako5324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      so microsoft is run by peepeeheads!

  • @DankFrank899
    @DankFrank899 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4405

    Bill Gates?
    Steve Jobs?
    *Psycho Mantis?*

    • @SamantherPanther
      @SamantherPanther 8 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      You're that ninja...

    • @AKarloR
      @AKarloR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +SaiyanGoku9001 WHAT?

    • @Eoinster
      @Eoinster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      you're that ninja

    • @realSpook
      @realSpook 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      its shadow jesus

    • @personalejcr
      @personalejcr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Huh? What was that noise? Huh? Who's footprints are these? Huh?...

  • @daesonhow
    @daesonhow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    damn the date on this video is so depressing because nothing has changed

  • @Deeznutsgote
    @Deeznutsgote ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Sony having free online play was thee best time of my childhood

  • @CunningCondor
    @CunningCondor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    Gaming isn't dying. Game companies are.

    • @karigrandii
      @karigrandii 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And almost all gaming communitys are shit amd full of cancer. And youtube gamers are just making thigs more cancerous

    • @axela.9247
      @axela.9247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who said anyone is dying?

    • @CunningCondor
      @CunningCondor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Which are made by companies.

    • @patrickbrennan4853
      @patrickbrennan4853 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Friedrich Giftmacher Indie developers are taking the market tho. Smaller studios w/ bigger profits and better games? Game companies aren't dying, it's more like survival of the fittest.

    • @Tinr2d2
      @Tinr2d2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think companies are just getting really greedy. You get the new call of duty, for 60$, but, you want more maps or guns? That'll be another 60

  • @untilitookanarrow
    @untilitookanarrow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2609

    Im so happy that you stopped doing leauge videos. These are 1000x better.

    • @dashflasinton1697
      @dashflasinton1697 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I hate u

    • @themaxthejhon
      @themaxthejhon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      he always had a mix of both. but hes always made videos this good.

    • @vaderfan360
      @vaderfan360 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      +Marty Mcfly Yeah tbh the space left by league of losers has really been filled by amazing content

    • @untilitookanarrow
      @untilitookanarrow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Leauge was funny and all but to people who arent super into lt it isnt anything special

    • @ivancouisine7134
      @ivancouisine7134 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I also hate you

  • @purp8057
    @purp8057 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    It’s 2023 now things haven’t changed

  • @davemclover81
    @davemclover81 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7 years later and this still holds up. Microsoft sucks

  • @Toxisanidiot
    @Toxisanidiot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    "Games for windows live"
    This is why Steam exists for computers

    • @barodrinksbeer7484
      @barodrinksbeer7484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cooley did you forget to switch accounts.

    • @Harv-E
      @Harv-E 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@harisshakil2040 and they won't even work as they supposed to

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steam isn't even that good anymore. It's run by asset flippers now. and Valve declares them good because they make the monies.

    • @shearman360
      @shearman360 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mathew Perkins Don’t buy the asset flip games then?

  • @EuropeChannel
    @EuropeChannel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1310

    I literally had the XBOX 360 for a week and didn't even have any games yet, and I got the fucking ring of death. I was so fucking pissed.

    • @koyooko5160
      @koyooko5160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Europe Channel I had my first xbox360 for 6 years (Since 2010). Wtf is going on.

    • @justinzhu5984
      @justinzhu5984 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      You were part of the 46% of people who didn't get the ring.

    • @EuropeChannel
      @EuropeChannel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Some guy named Paul lol if it had only been that easy for all of us

    • @MemberBerry-cu9qi
      @MemberBerry-cu9qi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      it had a 54% failure rate. It's no surprise. hands down one of the worst console to be released

    • @Xxh3lix2000xX
      @Xxh3lix2000xX 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are aware they switched out those with red rings for free if you still had the receipt?

  • @frankthatfunks2428
    @frankthatfunks2428 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This aged extraordinary fuckin well

  • @fuckthezuck
    @fuckthezuck 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This video is like a fine wine...

  • @Pvided
    @Pvided 8 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    Keyori's next video "Sony Sucks" confirmed

    • @daimyotitan7820
      @daimyotitan7820 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Patrick true true 100% true

    • @ShayanAli999
      @ShayanAli999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Patrick Star But I like Keyori. I watched his videos and found way better LoL TH-camrs thanks to him. And then unsubscribed Keyori :D

    • @daimyotitan7820
      @daimyotitan7820 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aryze No

    • @boborton9989
      @boborton9989 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Druxy Dz Nice. Subbing to him and unsubbing from donkey.

    • @Shotgunkjell
      @Shotgunkjell 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Aryze good choice bud

  • @AvoytDesign
    @AvoytDesign 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1305

    "Hah, that's what you get for playing on consoles!"
    * turns to face my Microsoft Windows PC
    "...oh."

    • @tylerleeson1614
      @tylerleeson1614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @TheGameSleuth but WINE can be such a pain in the dick sometimes.

    • @twistedmetalyrock200
      @twistedmetalyrock200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @TheGameSleuth imagine using linux

    • @lonttugamer2939
      @lonttugamer2939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@twistedmetalyrock200 lol it's pretty simple nowadays. Download Linux mint, install it, realize it has more than twice less prompts than windows during install, open the settings to install drivers and install all the shit you need from the builtin Linux store.
      Its not perfect, but it's very usable nowadays. And it has all the things you need for steam games and basic operation.

    • @nathanlevesque7812
      @nathanlevesque7812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@lonttugamer2939 "more than twice less"
      "more than twice less"
      this is the mind of a Linux user
      "more than twice less"

    • @btcannon2274
      @btcannon2274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nathanlevesque7812 "this is the mind of a linux user"
      "this is the mind of a linux user"
      because a grammar error simply makes you dumb and untrustworthy
      "this is the mind of a linux user"

  • @StevieObieYT
    @StevieObieYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Microsoft have seriously corrupted the entire gaming industry through their shady business of extorting large amounts of cash from the players. And it's absolutely disgraceful! That really sickens me! 😤

  • @AussieBleuu
    @AussieBleuu ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Xbox 360 really made you feel like you wish you had a PS3

    • @thelazyworkersandwich4169
      @thelazyworkersandwich4169 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Honestly. The 360 is the reason I completely avoid xbox,haven't looked back since. Getting a 360 over a ps3 is still one of my biggest regrets to this day.

  • @Kaidantonio333
    @Kaidantonio333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4632

    Xbox is the first "strand"-type console.

    • @yassinedhouib319
      @yassinedhouib319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      You're an absolute legend for this comment

    • @starbvuks7171
      @starbvuks7171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      💀💀💀

    • @ohritz3939
      @ohritz3939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This is the single funniest comment I’ve ever seen on TH-cam in my entire life.

    • @hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa
      @hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      explain strand

    • @timmyp6297
      @timmyp6297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa He is clearly referring to the first "strand-type" game, Death Stranding.

  • @Busty2Dusty
    @Busty2Dusty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Old school people are terrified to play video games on computers because they think it is complicated. Their stubbornness and inability to move away from a console is the reason why consoles can pull this garbage.

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That something is maybe easy to understand for you does not mean it cant be really complicated for other people.

    • @Syndaz
      @Syndaz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +CyberLance26 No they think it is difficult so they DON'T even try to attempt it not that its complicated, it's quite simple to be honest. Just look at jayz2cents daughter building a pc...

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sHir0 Well i dont understand anything about computers except for using the internet and every time i have tried to play a computer game i could not make it work for some reason so i strongly prefer consoles where all you need to do is to put the disc in and the game will work right away and you dont need to worry about specs and other similar stuff.

    • @zackpinkman4240
      @zackpinkman4240 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +CyberLance26 well of course it won't work without right software and hardware

    • @Helljumper7200
      @Helljumper7200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I guess new school people are ignorant of the fact that console people have a life 😃

  • @hardtmannn8804
    @hardtmannn8804 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3036

    OOOOOO!!!
    Rip on EA next, Dunkey!

    • @DclGamingPurple
      @DclGamingPurple 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +rmanami so true

    • @AFKAwesome
      @AFKAwesome 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sony and nintendont are probably next

    • @realdomdom
      @realdomdom 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +maladr0id Rip her up, dunkey!

    • @Arbie812
      @Arbie812 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +maladr0id Shooting fish in a barrel.

    • @BERKAYWOOD
      @BERKAYWOOD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +AFKAwesome nintendo is gonna be hard doe still i hope he pulls it off i just like his commentary.

  • @abelsm6270
    @abelsm6270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3705

    Microsoft can't be ran by ants
    Ants are too smart to own Microsoft

    • @ScamOne
      @ScamOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      sony made the greatest movie of all time, the smurfs 2

    • @laughingstar3945
      @laughingstar3945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Scam One emoji movie

    • @ultronferro
      @ultronferro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Plot twist: xbox fans are the ants and Microsoft is the queen

    • @abelsm6270
      @abelsm6270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ultronferro Xbox fans are simps and Microsoft is the simp queen

    • @Jose-wy5pg
      @Jose-wy5pg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@abelsm6270 PS4 players are even whinier
      Example: You

  • @thomashenry4588
    @thomashenry4588 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    It's sad how valid this video just continues to be as time goes on lol.

  • @cjinworldofgaming511
    @cjinworldofgaming511 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    As the time passes, the video continues to age very well

  • @Dragonborn-dc4uj
    @Dragonborn-dc4uj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1335

    Their worst decision was buying Rare in 2002, and buying Ensemble earlier in 2001. They ended up not ruining Ensemble at first, but then Ensemble had a big idea for a Halo MMO because they were tired with RTS’s, then Microsoft turned it down and made Ensemble work on another RTS. That RTS was a Halo game which later ended up being Ensemble’s final game, that game was Halo Wars in 2009. They ruined Ensemble, but it’s far from what they did with Rare. Everybody from the N64 era left Rare, and after that they made subpar games that were just placeholders so Microsoft could at least have some exclusives to release that year before the big boys could release. I know Sea of Thieves was ok, but if they keep going and Rare is not showing any success, I honestly think Rare’s end is in sight.

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I guess that's why Sea of Thieves is highly anticipated. Why it topped number one on Twitches most viewed for multiple days and come launch will likely be a huge success and will likely top Twitch again when tournaments for CS and League aren't on.

    • @killingstars7397
      @killingstars7397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй ugh people are still talking about sea of thieves? Lol that game will be irrelevant come 4/20 ayyyyy God of war baby!!!

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Killing Stars, You have no power here.

    • @killingstars7397
      @killingstars7397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй I don't just bc sea of thieves got a little fame on twitch? Lol

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Killing Stars, YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE.

  • @jimmyelkordy3752
    @jimmyelkordy3752 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I don't know how anyone can support machinima in this day and age when every TH-camr who ever worked with them talk shit about them

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      unless those "anyone" you refer to as the ones who support them arent people, but are actually, you guessed it...
      Antz

    • @TheSUPERPOTATO2000
      @TheSUPERPOTATO2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gamal Elkordy I think NerdCubed is the only one who hasn't talked shit about them.

  • @kanyeet5162
    @kanyeet5162 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    This video aged like fine wine. Microsoft doesn't belong in gaming

    • @Harryshortsae
      @Harryshortsae 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gamepass is top notch tho

    • @Eliassthepro
      @Eliassthepro 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@The_Mexican_Dudewhy tho? I have an XSX and I’m kind of enjoying it (starfeild, payday 3, forza, lies of p, and banjo nuts and bolts are all in gamepass lol)

  • @ibrahimmteirek903
    @ibrahimmteirek903 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    After 7 years, this video is still perfectly timed.

  • @legend2533
    @legend2533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    *"IT'S 2015"*
    Me:Time flies bro... Time flies...

    • @A-halover2000
      @A-halover2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it's more like 2018 actually.

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Alucard Adrian Tepes try 2019 on for size big boi

    • @David-px6yu
      @David-px6yu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's 2019

    • @chrisgill4888
      @chrisgill4888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *2019 entered the chat*

    • @crashmania4685
      @crashmania4685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *2018 was kicked out of the chat*

  • @mateosantiago953
    @mateosantiago953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1424

    When you're trying to defend Xbox on this video.
    Objective: SURVIVE

    • @piyush2173
      @piyush2173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was just playing this mission in Halo ce.

    • @riot9179
      @riot9179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sony fan are trash, like their console.

    • @alanbijoy6389
      @alanbijoy6389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Riot y r u gae?

    • @zeromx6494
      @zeromx6494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@riot9179 jaja soooo salty men

    • @Ben-rt5jt
      @Ben-rt5jt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Riot give me reasons why the PS4 is trash compared to x box I bet you won’t respond.

  • @Kira-ji2ft
    @Kira-ji2ft 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I still have my white 360 and it still works. It might be the oldest surviving xbox 360 known to man.

  • @djtoxicdhg
    @djtoxicdhg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    8years later and it's only gotten worse outside of xbox game pass

  • @gtw7904
    @gtw7904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1328

    Ironic that this is in my recommended right after that Microsoft presentation.

    • @MrFuller876
      @MrFuller876 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @hogman3543
      @hogman3543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To show. You xbox shit

    • @operationsquirtle
      @operationsquirtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hogman3543 nope

    • @plum4190
      @plum4190 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok

    • @L0WSKY.
      @L0WSKY. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hogman3543 Xbox and ps4 are both good

  • @the3rdid485
    @the3rdid485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    It's makes me so happy to think that Dunkey made way more off this video than Microsoft initially fucked him out of. The irony.

    • @Wenyfile
      @Wenyfile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Bobcat This was back in 2015 when youtube didn't demonetize everything.

    • @bimasetyaputra8381
      @bimasetyaputra8381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can someone gave me the context about dunkey and Microsoft?

    • @venomsilverisawesome4766
      @venomsilverisawesome4766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bimasetyaputra8381 I'm going to assume you're joking.

    • @fractic4423
      @fractic4423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bima Setyaputra Watch the video dude

    • @punani_slayer4209
      @punani_slayer4209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Wenyfile the video still isn't 10 mins long so he wouldn't be making that much

  • @Shinoxxi
    @Shinoxxi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Microsoft is the reason i pirate everything i own.

  • @GarySiniseOfficial
    @GarySiniseOfficial 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You can't just make friends in videogames anymore. too much financial input and censorship...it's just not the same anymore.

  • @Ronaldino150
    @Ronaldino150 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    Oh my God I just struck gold by finding this channel LOL

    • @whatsthepoint9992
      @whatsthepoint9992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      you only just found dunkey where the fuck have you been. school GHA

    • @goldghost3657
      @goldghost3657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Andrew Jauregui KNACK 2 BABY

    • @bedivere6906
      @bedivere6906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      3 more days BABY

    • @Supershadow301
      @Supershadow301 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same.

    • @Aemond2024
      @Aemond2024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Found out about this guy a week ago. Its glorious.

  • @InsaneToats
    @InsaneToats 8 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    people ask me why i chose ps4 over xbone... because they are both the same shit only i hate microsoft.
    EDIT:its come to my attention that basically both ps4 and xbox offer pretty much the same thing except exclusives
    but i still hate microsoft, and sony has yet to dissapoint.
    wii u and pc master races

    • @kirksett
      @kirksett 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You get 2 free games a month on Xbox currently and tons of deals on DLC, games, and other content. I'm not sure what games you get on PS4, but I am sure it is similar.

    • @ashikabi27
      @ashikabi27 8 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      +ZeroCrusader Doesn't matter, noob. PC Master Race.

    • @AyyItsRoboProductions
      @AyyItsRoboProductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +ashikabi27 Brain dead nerd.

    • @zerocen6930
      @zerocen6930 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +ZeroCrusader you've always got 2 free games a month on ps4 but you also get another two free games on the PS3 and ps vita plus all ps+ deals

    • @doubleo2551
      @doubleo2551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Toats "only i hate microsoft" "pc master races". Yet your probably talking shit about microsoft right now on an Microsoft OS smh.

  • @regmatshiya1437
    @regmatshiya1437 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They offer this man 2 months of rent to play their game and he proceeds to shit on the game.Legend💀🔥

  • @troyX
    @troyX 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This aged well 😅

    • @henryjoyner640
      @henryjoyner640 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Makes you feel like aged well

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2177

    This is Xbox in a nutshell:
    Friend: “I have to sleep let’s play tomorrow”
    Me: "Goodnight"
    _Last online 6 years ago_

    • @MachineFuckingHate
      @MachineFuckingHate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      So he died in his sleep?

    • @saifsaif-kc9uy
      @saifsaif-kc9uy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      bro i saw you in like 5 vids

    • @nicknazri5964
      @nicknazri5964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Still hurts

    • @jzx313
      @jzx313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Comment 21 I think

    • @Evocable0
      @Evocable0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No not quite, if they’re off for over a month it says offline, not when they were last seen

  • @jameswellington2362
    @jameswellington2362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1765

    Petition for dunkey to start a competitive business for Microsoft
    MACROHARD

    • @cessare2467
      @cessare2467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @Mr Honkler The opposite of micro is macro.

    • @cessare2467
      @cessare2467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Mr Honkler m8, there's something called google. And it's quite clear...

    • @cessare2467
      @cessare2467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Mr Honkler I don't know if you're trolling. It's in google and it's obvious. M_cro, mAcro or mIcro.

    • @royisdabest
      @royisdabest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Mr Honkler when tf was mega 1 million times of something lmao

    • @Angrymonkey2489
      @Angrymonkey2489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The new xCube 1080!

  • @TheMovieActor1
    @TheMovieActor1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This video aged well after the cross platform announcement

  • @dimasguerreiro
    @dimasguerreiro 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Impressive, very nice, now lets see Microsoft's co-founder card

  • @ethanlewis7635
    @ethanlewis7635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2830

    *Do you want ants? Because thats how you get ants*

    • @tylerd80495
      @tylerd80495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mike Stoklasa I know it ain't the real Mike but it's funny cause I see Dunkey comment on RLM videos all the time

    • @Ulvis_B
      @Ulvis_B 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ants still better that Microsoft...

    • @Ed-tg2sp
      @Ed-tg2sp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ulvis ants are Microsoft

    • @ilmu011
      @ilmu011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mike Stoklasa Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @RenegadeShepTheSpacer
      @RenegadeShepTheSpacer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Were those ants ripped off from an episode of Star Trek?

  • @wiley2592
    @wiley2592 7 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Even Nintendo has hopped on the internet subscription bandwagon now. What a world we live in, eh?

    • @brauchnenusernamen
      @brauchnenusernamen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, I don't get how people can't figure out that servers and all that stuff don't run for free. Sony made a loss with free PS Online if I am not mistaken, they just wanted to "win" against MS.

    • @YayoiFujoshi
      @YayoiFujoshi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      at least it doesn't cost fucking 30€ a month.

    • @reece1271
      @reece1271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PS Plus is only 7€ a month, way better than Xbox

    • @potatoman6844
      @potatoman6844 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, at least we won't have tragedies like MKWII servers ending. Those were fun but the company nintendo was "renting" servers from became bankrupt so they had to close it. So now we don't have to worry about these fun games losing their online games.
      And plus, it's like 10 dollars a year and very cheap lol

    • @Phoenix_2169
      @Phoenix_2169 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now my ISP has jumped on the bandwagon too

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Nintendo after watching this video: Take notes guys, take notes.