It's only $20 a year, includes cloud saves, and a wide, growing selection of NES games with online multiplayer. Beats XBox's $20 a month that was in place last I checked.
My Problem with Nintendo is that how they try to kill all traces of the Wii U with the "Switch". First of all: the ports from the wii u to the switch. Kid: Dad, why does every game has "deluxe edition" written all over it? Dad: Do you want the game now which is the same game of an console nobody wants talk about none reason, just with new content which could have been practical as an 10 Dollars DLC? Second: Why the hell are the newest Title so frking boring, still so overhyped? Odyssey and BotW were like so empty (dispite being open world level) and not really benefictial at all for the main story, Fifa? Underflail(got to admit, the music is cool)? FARTNITE?!!?!?! Third: minor things. Look at the Wii U, in the menu you are getting greeted by a frking Mii you have created, many other miis from other players rush in to fill the empty Menu, then the Options, Icons, Games, ETC pops in.(When you have your birthday set, the wii U even gratulates you with a rebate coupon) And the Switch? I felt like they copy/pasted the nintendo DS menu just enlarged HD texture.
@@krazykatz97_1my group calls it our ps5 guy, and we frequently catch ourselves saying some shit even the ps5 guy would be ashamed of. Not alerted, just ashamed😂😂😂
@@desoIateif a decreasing player base and an overall mediocre quality of titles released is doing fine, then yea they should just stay the course ig lol
@3rd Way You don't have to be crazy to think this video didn't hurt them. In absolute terms, maybe it hurt them. In relative terms, it really didn't. But even in absolute terms, people watch Dunkey's videos for a laugh. If you seriously think a significant amount of people watched this video and thought "Oh yeah, that's it, a company did something terrible to Dunkey, I'm going to boycott them on his behalf" then you have some interesting notions about human behaviour. Most people are familiar with the idea that big companies are simply shady. It doesn't mean they do anything about it. They watch, laugh, and move on. Especially if the video isn't a call to action, and it's not. Even if you wanted to do anything, what would it be? Unless you're a mac user, you're not going to boycott their OS (admittedly if you're a mac user, you were already boycotting their OS). Unless your friends don't have a Xbox, you're not going to boytcott that, either. So what are you going to boycott, really? Nothing, as I see it. Microsoft has stakes in so many things that even if you did want to boycott them, you'd probably be supporting them without realizing it. So no, really, you'd have to be crazy to think this hurt them, buddy.
@@matthewmellott1856 Microsoft is the fucking worst company of all of them. It's just ridiculous. Everything sucks. *E v e r y l i t t l e f u c k i n g t h i n g s u c k s*
@@TheRoundSkeleton0 Microsoft didn’t even do that it was Mojang and 4J Microsoft doesn’t do shit with Minecraft they just own Mojang which owns Minecraft
How are you supposed to use the Xbox without an HDMI port? Why are consoles like that even made? Wth? Microsoft really just sent you a brick. Sorry to hear
TBF, if a company is paying you money to advertise their game, it’s probably good practice to not shit on it, despite whatever the company told you. Dunkey has made plenty of hilarious videos on terrible games in the past without shitting on them, it’s likely it wouldn’t have been too hard for him to do it when MS was literally paying him to do so. The rest of the arguments in this video are completely valid, and Microsoft deserves getting shit for lots of reasons, but in this case i think dunkey just made a mistake.
TribuneAquila They should’ve known how he acts in his videos, he’s completely honest in his reviews and he’ll completely shit on a game if he wants to no matter if there is money in it or not, he’s not like IGN where they get a couple thousand dollars and give the game a 9/10
Best part about this is that someone at Microsoft will have had to officially watch this as it says Microsoft sucks and its viral, which means they need to know why.
@@0606k when you let people play a bunch of great exclusive games online for free, and then all the sudden make them pay, they get mad. That's just how it works
Kqaan most people don’t want multiple subscription services on top of one that ultimately just gives publishers free money for restricting a feature everyone should have
@@0606k it is worse from others, because 1. Nintendo online doesn't get you any good games unlike other subscribtions, all it gets you is bunch of old ROMS you can play at any time on anything for free 2. Nintendo doesn't have dedicated servers, which means you are paying for using your own internet. 3. Online gaming is a joke itself. If one person on team has shitty internet, entire match will have lags.
yeah fuck you & thank you Microsoft you fucking shit now fucking Nintendo Subscription Online bullshit just to play Monster Hunter with friends cost fucking money!!
Let's take a deeper dive into this though... Micro = Small Soft = Fragile Ants are small and fragile. Xbox goes from Xbox, to 360, to 1. Ants can't count. Why an x BOX? To trap humans inside a machine of games, similar to how humans trap ants in ant farms. Look at the design of an xbox. It has the same dimensions as an ant farm.
if anyone wants some of the music 0:00 Kirby: Triple Deluxe - File Select 0:23 Twisted Metal (PS3) Theme 0:33 Blinx - Time Square 1:32 Animal Crossing - Resetti 2:28 Chibi Robo - Midday Majesty 3:47 Face Raiders - Options 3:53 Tomba 2 - Time Stopped 4:05 Grow Home - Bud's Theme 4:39 Donkey Kong 64 - Mad Maze Maul 5:23 Final Fantasy 6 - Dancing Mad 5:35 Final Fantasy 6 - Dark World 6:15 Resistance 2 - Main Menu 6:46 Blinx - Shop
I mean, to be completely fair... The deal was, they were going to pay Dunkey to promote their game. Dunkey took the game and explicitly told people not to buy it. I'm not a Microsoft fan, but there is a difference between allowing your client to use their own style of humor to promote your product, and letting your client tell people that the product they're being paid to support is garbage.
+Crump I think they should have said that he couldn't make fun of the product instead of them assuming that the person promoting it just to say they enjoy the game but hey maybe I'm dumb
Ants are fascinating. Despite their size, the more you look at them, the more amazed you'll get by them, because they are such a well functioning society, despite them being a group of bugs that aren't really evolutionarily advanced. Microsoft is the opposite of that. The more you look at them, the less you want to see
If it weren't for their 3rd party, no way I would spend so much money on that piece of shit. In hindsight Sony screwed up big time with their expensive big fat black cube.
Thanks, I was trying to remember throughout the whole video what I had heard Microsoft was acquiring recently. Blizzard has been so insanely corruptly corporate already for the past 10 or 15 years maybe it’ll cancel out somehow
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Their worst decision was buying Rare in 2002, and buying Ensemble earlier in 2001. They ended up not ruining Ensemble at first, but then Ensemble had a big idea for a Halo MMO because they were tired with RTS’s, then Microsoft turned it down and made Ensemble work on another RTS. That RTS was a Halo game which later ended up being Ensemble’s final game, that game was Halo Wars in 2009. They ruined Ensemble, but it’s far from what they did with Rare. Everybody from the N64 era left Rare, and after that they made subpar games that were just placeholders so Microsoft could at least have some exclusives to release that year before the big boys could release. I know Sea of Thieves was ok, but if they keep going and Rare is not showing any success, I honestly think Rare’s end is in sight.
I guess that's why Sea of Thieves is highly anticipated. Why it topped number one on Twitches most viewed for multiple days and come launch will likely be a huge success and will likely top Twitch again when tournaments for CS and League aren't on.
Yeah but now they’re charging for what used to be free and is likely the same quality. If they use the money to make their online services better like adding chat rooms or something then I’d be ok with it, but I doubt they will.
I'm just now recalling years ago when I was at a gamestop and I asked: "hey what's this games for windows live thing" and the guy literally responds with "don't buy the ones with that label on, they suck."
I had a guy at GameStop ask me "why would you want an Xbox one" He was tryin to sell me PS4 I said for Halo And he said "oh yea...that's the only reason I should" And then halo 5 came out a few months later 😤
I remember my first RROD call with support: "dont stand it vertically, it's not made for that" "it's literally like that in every commercial in use!" "yes" I shit you not
2:56 Sony did the same thing with my PSP. I kept sending it in and getting it back still broken, until I was told my warranty expired. Still one of my most bitter memories to date. I loved that thing and they let me down.
still, Nintendo has a lot to improve concerning Online. Switch is hardly arguable as a fine hardware, but it shows a lot of mistakes and limits that are no longer acceptable or bearable for this generation of consoles.
Almost all of my friends had 360s and I was the only one with a PS3. They always gave me shit, but in the end I was the one with free online and a working console.
@@secondhandfreiza8838 the game is free And most of the times you play red vs blue so does it really matter? Plus they said most of it can be earned in game
The 360 was so lazily designed. There was hardly any ventilation to pull heat off the processors, so the systems would just overheat and melt solder connecting the processors to the motherboards.
For 2005 it was a very good console, they just rushed in the end to be ahead of Sony which worked very well... Just didn't have enough time to test it really
@@twistedmetalyrock200 lol it's pretty simple nowadays. Download Linux mint, install it, realize it has more than twice less prompts than windows during install, open the settings to install drivers and install all the shit you need from the builtin Linux store. Its not perfect, but it's very usable nowadays. And it has all the things you need for steam games and basic operation.
@@nathanlevesque7812 "this is the mind of a linux user" "this is the mind of a linux user" because a grammar error simply makes you dumb and untrustworthy "this is the mind of a linux user"
The only reason companies charge is idiots pay for the non-existent service of online. And they pay by the millions. If you had the option of doing nothing and being paid billions of dollars per month and the only downside is people whined about you on the internet (which will happen anyway) what would you do? Would you refuse billions of dollars coming in monthly?
It's hard to believe but CoD4 and World at War both released their map packs for free on Steam. Xbox however, nah you had to pay. Just look at the franchise now. I can't say it's all Microsoft's fault but that doesn't look too good when you consider just how much that franchise milks the fuck out of their playerbase over the years.
What is Xbox's favorite thing to do? Beatbox Normally I suck at jokes and puns and trying to make people laugh but I tried my best with the little joke.
+AirCommando12 I did watch it and while I agree that they could have handled it far better than they did, there is no doubt in my mind dunkey is also at fault.
This is one of Dunkey's realest and most cutting videos. He calls out the corporate scam bullshit that Microsoft does on a daily basis. The soft people at Micro(dick)soft continue these practices in broad daylight without shame. Of course Dunko still includes his signature humor to lighten the mood, but his language gives away the fact that he really feels strongly about these subjects, and he doesn't pull any punches. Big respect for big Donk.
In my country, if you have four of the same malfunctions and seven of different types, they have to replace the product completely or refund the money depending on what you want.
back then i was a full heart ps3-gamer, it was a great time. but when sony started that ps plus bullshit i switched to pc. no regrets, one of the best decision i made
Technically it is, as 20% of every game you buy, every purchase in the market and every transaction you make goes to Valve. Still tho, i prefer this. Also, welcome to the club, I hope you enjoy your stay!
@@ezanawright7971 Fun fact way back in the day when internet was more expensive the Nintendo DS had voice chat natively in the console on Pokemon Diamond and Pearl when you met up with friends in game and it was free. Nintendo has regressed
@@luminosity01 Didn't they just raise Gamepass' price for some reason (or are planning on it)? Not saying its bad, but it is starting to reach a point where they've put all they've could put on Gamepass, and we are starting to get filler. If the FTC doesn't block the deal, then it might be fine.
at the part where dunkey talks about microsoft making valve charge for maps right below one of the articles it says how valve will also have to charge for THE TF2 XBOX 360 DLC
Collin B. Thats the point. At the time of typing the ps3 and 360 ports of tf2 have only gotten 1 patch. And it was just a bug fix. Tf2 360 is basically tf2 before the medic update (the first update that adds new items/maps)
+Kyuurix They can't take the video down, they don't have the rights to do it. Even if they were able to do it would just be plain stupid because they would get a massive backlash of ze internet.
i like how pewdiepie has like 40 million subs but his vids get like 2 million viewes per vid but dunkey has 2mil subs and within 1 day his vid has 1.5 million views gg dunkey
+Savage _Tv Rare used to make quality games back in the day, like N64 era. Donkey Kongs, Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Diddy Kong Racing, etc. They were a great studio and second party developer for Nintendo. Then Microsoft bought them off and they've been reduced to essentially a shovelware company that's nothing more than an empty shell of what they used to be. This is most likely because of Microsoft's management over them, which in turn lead to a lot of good talent leaving, which made Rare become even shittier.
+Jupiter9099 yes omg I'll NEVER forgive them for that! I mean, the old Donkey Kong games were life. I still have them and they meant so much to my childhood. How can the developer responsible for such masterpieces be condemned to making what...Kinect games? They must be satan...
+Jupiter9099 Actually, bad business decisions are mostly to blame for Rare's demise. To be perfectly frank, Conquers Bad Fur Day is quite possibly the most unsuccessful game Rare ever put out. And, that's saying a lot considering Donkey Kong 64 actually lost money for Rare as a result of designing the game the way they did, because of the whole Expansion Pack curfufle. So yeah, you cannot blame Microsoft for that at all. Microsoft cleaned up after Rare had basically gone completely out of business. Top it off, Rare's final projects were terrible. They made consistently bad decisions left and right for years.
+Jupiter9099 Rare was already losing their edge before Microsoft picked them up, you can't blame them for that. Starfox Adventures anyone? Plus, they did manage to put out a couple gems on the 360.
RerunOtter Yeah, you don’t get it. When another company owns you, you don’t get to say shit about what you do. No more adult jokes in games, no more using other engines, none of that. The parent company tells you where to shit and eat and they can tell you to do both on dirt and you’d have no say, that’s what owning a company means.
Maaan you hit a real nostalgia spot for me there when talking about making friends on Xbox. My best and longest known friends IRL I met on Xbox Live. I'm surprised you never mentioned the Xbox Live Party system, which essentially killed the trash talking part of Live, but also the social part. NO ONE spoke since they'd be in their own parties. :/
+CreepsMcPasta I always loved parties, what me and my friends would do was just try to get a party of whoever 8 people we could find to join, and it was a mess but god damn it was a fun time
Meanwhile in September 2019, I sent my joycon that had a terrible drift problem to Nintendo and they sent me a BRAND NEW joycon that works perfectly. And it was free of charge, even though my joycon was well out of its warranty. And the whole process (from me sending mine to getting the new one) took less than 2 weeks. Nintendo isn’t perfect, but they got this one right :)
Yes! They did the same thing to me with a wii that was like 5 years old. They sent back a refurbished system, and I'm still using it to this day! You can tell Nintendo really takes quality assurance seriously. UNLIKE MICROSOFT.
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Now Nintendo is charging money to play Online.
Thank You Microsoft.
so if Nintendo want money for multip[layer so for me Nintendo is that same company what MS.
atleast it isn't fucking 50 months a nanosecond and their servers actually work
It's only $20 a year, includes cloud saves, and a wide, growing selection of NES games with online multiplayer. Beats XBox's $20 a month that was in place last I checked.
@@geoleavitt10 oh and also snes games, and probably more console titles as well.
My Problem with Nintendo is that how they try to kill all traces of the Wii U with the "Switch".
First of all: the ports from the wii u to the switch.
Kid: Dad, why does every game has "deluxe edition" written all over it?
Dad: Do you want the game now which is the same game of an console nobody wants talk about none reason, just with new content which could have been practical as an 10 Dollars DLC?
Second: Why the hell are the newest Title so frking boring, still so overhyped?
Odyssey and BotW were like so empty (dispite being open world level) and not really benefictial at all for the main story,
Fifa? Underflail(got to admit, the music is cool)? FARTNITE?!!?!?!
Third: minor things.
Look at the Wii U, in the menu you are getting greeted by a frking Mii you have created,
many other miis from other players rush in to fill the empty Menu, then the Options, Icons, Games, ETC
pops in.(When you have your birthday set, the wii U even gratulates you with a rebate coupon)
And the Switch?
I felt like they copy/pasted the nintendo DS menu just enlarged HD texture.
ever notice how you never see ants and microsoft in the same room?
Except on the credits for antz
🤯
Also noticed how ants sometimes go inside your Xbox.
Simple. Microsoft is run by a DVD copy of Antz, just sitting in a chair.
You do. Just look at the execs.
I always forget that this was made in 2015 until he says
“ but it’s 2015 now”
Same bruh
Fuck me... Stephen Colbert was right...
1:27
I didn’t notice this and still went yea this is 2015 🤣
Dam it's been 6 years, I don't like time
This video continues to age like fine wine
It sure does 😂
i love being spied on by my operating system when im talking in the group chat 😁😄
@@krazykatz97_1my group calls it our ps5 guy, and we frequently catch ourselves saying some shit even the ps5 guy would be ashamed of. Not alerted, just ashamed😂😂😂
@@justicejuiced262 ☠☠💀😭
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Wrong! You are nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye!
-Microsoft
What video that have this quote? I forgot
Nobody Care “Game critics” or something
Nobody Care game critics part 2
Nobody cares to you we love microsoft lol u know microsoft owns x box lol ur noob
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This video has aged extremely well.
Sasaki Nah like my song says Fuck PlayStation🔫🔫🔫
@@liltree8382 Yeah fuck playstation.
@@liltree8382 Being an xbox fan is the same as being gay
TheMasterofGames 💯Facts
j 😡🤬PlayStation rhymes with Gaystation
That's why i trust Soulja boy Console
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This video has aged so well indeed
i think xbox is doing fine
Like fine wine…
@@desoIateif a decreasing player base and an overall mediocre quality of titles released is doing fine, then yea they should just stay the course ig lol
Continues to age amazingly
@@mulamaster9I’m having fun playing xbox
Never had these problems with the Gameboy
*GameCube
GameCube is life
+Cat Life
You can play Malleo Kawrt Dubble Dish onlyne ya nigga
+Cat Life It's a joke dude
+Ethan Lozada look at their channel, he/she is obvoously 11 and cant notice sarcasm
5 years and 14M views later...I wonder if it was worth taking 2 months of donkley’s rent?!
u think michaelsoft cares?
@@alazyman7283 I mean that’s not much money relatively speaking and this video has been seen by millions so they did this to themselves
@3rd Way does this video make less people to buy xbox?No!U still buy xbox because ur friends have them
@3rd Way this amount of damage means nothing to michalesoft
@3rd Way You don't have to be crazy to think this video didn't hurt them. In absolute terms, maybe it hurt them. In relative terms, it really didn't.
But even in absolute terms, people watch Dunkey's videos for a laugh. If you seriously think a significant amount of people watched this video and thought "Oh yeah, that's it, a company did something terrible to Dunkey, I'm going to boycott them on his behalf" then you have some interesting notions about human behaviour. Most people are familiar with the idea that big companies are simply shady. It doesn't mean they do anything about it. They watch, laugh, and move on. Especially if the video isn't a call to action, and it's not.
Even if you wanted to do anything, what would it be? Unless you're a mac user, you're not going to boycott their OS (admittedly if you're a mac user, you were already boycotting their OS). Unless your friends don't have a Xbox, you're not going to boytcott that, either. So what are you going to boycott, really? Nothing, as I see it.
Microsoft has stakes in so many things that even if you did want to boycott them, you'd probably be supporting them without realizing it.
So no, really, you'd have to be crazy to think this hurt them, buddy.
5 years later..... everybody is doing paid online multiplayer, including Nintendo :( this is why Steam is better
heh not PC lol
hybrid masterrace
John Bread hehe
Cuz its fucking Japan.
i came here because I found ants living on my desktop lmao
@@pesterosa100 members of Microsoft came to fuck you over.
It’s amazing how almost every issue you mentioned is still prevalent 6 years later... everything this shit company touch turns to dust
Just like EA, the shittier versions of King Midas
RIGHT?!?
I swear I watch this video once a year for a laugh and you’re not wrong buddy
@@matthewmellott1856 Microsoft is the fucking worst company of all of them. It's just ridiculous. Everything sucks. *E v e r y l i t t l e f u c k i n g t h i n g s u c k s*
That’s why I laugh at the New Vegas fanboys that say they will make Obsidian make NV 2
microsoft: yeah, just do what you normally do!
microsoft after criticism: *D E A T H*
Microsoft: YOU HAVE TO PAY MONEY FOR MINECOINS FOR MAPS
ME: I will fucking kill you I would rather use mcpedl
yeah he did the right thing, if it was me, i rather be a homeless than getting 1 million dolar from microsoft
@@TheRoundSkeleton0 boi we use brains
I am your 1000th like you are welcome
@@TheRoundSkeleton0 Microsoft didn’t even do that it was Mojang and 4J Microsoft doesn’t do shit with Minecraft they just own Mojang which owns Minecraft
They sent me a completely different 360 when I sent mine in.
My Xbox had an HDMI port and the one they sent me back didn’t
Wow...
How are you supposed to use the Xbox without an HDMI port? Why are consoles like that even made? Wth? Microsoft really just sent you a brick. Sorry to hear
@@derineka boi... AV exists..
@@derineka aka RCA
@@spikefallyt3350 Oh yeah! I forgot about AC cords, my bad
Microsoft: just do your thing
Dunkey: *does his thing*
Microsoft: you weren’t supposed to do that
*supposed, just saying :)
@@SomeGuy-my7en cool name :)
I'm you're 666th like
TBF, if a company is paying you money to advertise their game, it’s probably good practice to not shit on it, despite whatever the company told you.
Dunkey has made plenty of hilarious videos on terrible games in the past without shitting on them, it’s likely it wouldn’t have been too hard for him to do it when MS was literally paying him to do so.
The rest of the arguments in this video are completely valid, and Microsoft deserves getting shit for lots of reasons, but in this case i think dunkey just made a mistake.
TribuneAquila They should’ve known how he acts in his videos, he’s completely honest in his reviews and he’ll completely shit on a game if he wants to no matter if there is money in it or not, he’s not like IGN where they get a couple thousand dollars and give the game a 9/10
Gabe Newell: “We want to continue growing the community by releasing free updates”
Microsoft: wait, that’s *illegal*
thats the reason why tf2 dont have updates
Don't worry they have people with gambling addictions funding them
...maybe it's good people aren't following in VALVe's direction
@@Iskolya. Let it go dude, 17 years of throughout update.
@@miamor6460they could just put a little anti cheat in there wouldn’t be that hard tbh, I mean they’re still profiting and people are still playing
that part around 2:20 when he said "thank you for inspiring your competitors to sink to your level". That was some deep shit right there. I felt that
What does your comment even mean
Kind of think Apple does. Remove basic accessories and make customers pay for them all
@@eveningrice my comment was expressing the agreeableness of dunkeys statement
Also applies with Nintendo switch online ugh
Lmao faux deep commentary.
Best part about this is that someone at Microsoft will have had to officially watch this as it says Microsoft sucks and its viral, which means they need to know why.
They probably will. But will they take any criticism from this? No.
dunkey is a legend, i would go homeless if he asked me to
this assumes that they're interested in improving themselves
@@AcolytesOfHorror they want to know why so they can make it worse duh
@@heyimlate5656 And why should they? There have been no consequences from their actions.
And now Nintendo has started charging money for online, great.
@@0606k when you let people play a bunch of great exclusive games online for free, and then all the sudden make them pay, they get mad.
That's just how it works
Kqaan it isn’t bad but it’s a million times worse when you consider that the Wii U had free online that worked way better for the most part
Kqaan most people don’t want multiple subscription services on top of one that ultimately just gives publishers free money for restricting a feature everyone should have
@@0606k it is worse from others, because
1. Nintendo online doesn't get you any good games unlike other subscribtions, all it gets you is bunch of old ROMS you can play at any time on anything for free
2. Nintendo doesn't have dedicated servers, which means you are paying for using your own internet.
3. Online gaming is a joke itself. If one person on team has shitty internet, entire match will have lags.
yeah fuck you & thank you Microsoft you fucking shit now fucking Nintendo Subscription Online bullshit just to play Monster Hunter with friends cost fucking money!!
these old dunkey videos never fail to get a laugh out of me even after seeing them so many times
Same.
Let's take a deeper dive into this though...
Micro = Small
Soft = Fragile
Ants are small and fragile.
Xbox goes from Xbox, to 360, to 1. Ants can't count.
Why an x BOX? To trap humans inside a machine of games, similar to how humans trap ants in ant farms. Look at the design of an xbox. It has the same dimensions as an ant farm.
JCstock this deserves more likes
I really hope the Dunk has seen this comment
Underrated
r/i’m14andthisisdeep
so microsoft is run by peepeeheads!
if anyone wants some of the music
0:00 Kirby: Triple Deluxe - File Select
0:23 Twisted Metal (PS3) Theme
0:33 Blinx - Time Square
1:32 Animal Crossing - Resetti
2:28 Chibi Robo - Midday Majesty
3:47 Face Raiders - Options
3:53 Tomba 2 - Time Stopped
4:05 Grow Home - Bud's Theme
4:39 Donkey Kong 64 - Mad Maze Maul
5:23 Final Fantasy 6 - Dancing Mad
5:35 Final Fantasy 6 - Dark World
6:15 Resistance 2 - Main Menu
6:46 Blinx - Shop
+Hazo803 thank you
+Hazo803 the Resistance 2 Main menu theme is in there too around 6:15
+Dopamine Cloud Thank you!
+Hazo803 0:24 is the Twisted Metal (PS3) theme.
+Bajlum13 Thank you!
"just do your thing" and then they get mad about your kind of humor?
Wow, just wow...
I mean, to be completely fair... The deal was, they were going to pay Dunkey to promote their game. Dunkey took the game and explicitly told people not to buy it.
I'm not a Microsoft fan, but there is a difference between allowing your client to use their own style of humor to promote your product, and letting your client tell people that the product they're being paid to support is garbage.
+Crump I think they should have said that he couldn't make fun of the product instead of them assuming that the person promoting it just to say they enjoy the game but hey maybe I'm dumb
Not once in that video did he tell people to not buy it
Yeah, there's no way Dunkey legitimately though that Microsoft would be cool with him bashing their game.
"These people must have beaten this BORING ASS GAME". They were triggered and they cut off the deal.
This video only gets better with age
I thought so too. This is my first time watching it and it does seem like a Microsoft habit to suck!
MICRO - SMALL
ANTS ARE SMALL
+-T S- coincidence? I think not
+-T S- SOFT IS THE OPPOSITE OF *HARD*
GETTING AN XBOX TO ACTUALLY WORK IS *HARD*
*IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!*
+LunarKestrel Well, the guy who originally created it was rich.
+-T S- SOFT - SOFT
ANT BITES ARE SOFT
+Dawn Smith Someone should make a competitor company called "Macrohard" or "Megaha..." never mind.
But ants are more productive than Microsoft. This is an insult to ants.
😂😂😂😂
ur right, sony managed to make the stellar emoji and smurf films
microsoft just made fable, those guys are pretty gay
Ants are fascinating. Despite their size, the more you look at them, the more amazed you'll get by them, because they are such a well functioning society, despite them being a group of bugs that aren't really evolutionarily advanced.
Microsoft is the opposite of that. The more you look at them, the less you want to see
@@ScamOne indeed they did they also managed to make into the spider-verse
Every 360 I've ever had has died.. "naturally", but my Nintendo 64 still goes hard as fuck.
aY
My ps1 and ps2 are still doing great as well. And my Gameboy Colour :)
If it weren't for their 3rd party, no way I would spend so much money on that piece of shit. In hindsight Sony screwed up big time with their expensive big fat black cube.
N64 beautiful console
yowo123 did anyone even find out why it happens?
This is for all the people who are excited about Microsoft buying Activision/Blizzard
Thanks, I was trying to remember throughout the whole video what I had heard Microsoft was acquiring recently. Blizzard has been so insanely corruptly corporate already for the past 10 or 15 years maybe it’ll cancel out somehow
Jaguarp80 No no no, this is capitalism, the problem will only compound
Yes, they changed CEO and got better than Sony.
@@JohnRock.357 nah we still got better exclusive’s
@@ivanayala3402 70 dollars for a story mode vs 500 games with only 10 dollars
Microsoft really makes you feel like ants
Someone had to start the trends of horror,bayBEE
Microsoft makes you *feel* antman
ants are a force to be reckoned with
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Their worst decision was buying Rare in 2002, and buying Ensemble earlier in 2001. They ended up not ruining Ensemble at first, but then Ensemble had a big idea for a Halo MMO because they were tired with RTS’s, then Microsoft turned it down and made Ensemble work on another RTS. That RTS was a Halo game which later ended up being Ensemble’s final game, that game was Halo Wars in 2009. They ruined Ensemble, but it’s far from what they did with Rare. Everybody from the N64 era left Rare, and after that they made subpar games that were just placeholders so Microsoft could at least have some exclusives to release that year before the big boys could release. I know Sea of Thieves was ok, but if they keep going and Rare is not showing any success, I honestly think Rare’s end is in sight.
I guess that's why Sea of Thieves is highly anticipated. Why it topped number one on Twitches most viewed for multiple days and come launch will likely be a huge success and will likely top Twitch again when tournaments for CS and League aren't on.
MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй ugh people are still talking about sea of thieves? Lol that game will be irrelevant come 4/20 ayyyyy God of war baby!!!
Killing Stars, You have no power here.
MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй I don't just bc sea of thieves got a little fame on twitch? Lol
Killing Stars, YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE.
Xbox is the first "strand"-type console.
You're an absolute legend for this comment
💀💀💀
This is the single funniest comment I’ve ever seen on TH-cam in my entire life.
explain strand
@@hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa He is clearly referring to the first "strand-type" game, Death Stranding.
This is why animal well is not on Xbox lol
Wait it's not?
Hey at least Nintendo would never do this to us!
Aaaaaaand there they go
Brandon Peter bro it is only 20 dollars a year which is like 1/3 the price of Sony and Microsoft.
Yeah but now they’re charging for what used to be free and is likely the same quality. If they use the money to make their online services better like adding chat rooms or something then I’d be ok with it, but I doubt they will.
Link- Hero Of Hyrule what their game is overpriced too
Hey nintendo is a business they gotta make money to make good games
Will Phillips so they havent made good games in the past 26 years?
Ironic that this is in my recommended right after that Microsoft presentation.
Lol
To show. You xbox shit
@@SolarErazer nope
ok
@@SolarErazer Xbox and ps4 are both good
Looks like in this video Microsoft is... the main *ant* agonist!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
+PFS Venom Damn!..
+PFS Venom thats cold venom.
The ANTicipation I had for finding a good joke in these comments is satisfied.
+PFS Venom No. Get out.
+PFS Venom i'm at a loss of words
How does one video age better than wine?
"Games for windows live"
This is why Steam exists for computers
cooley did you forget to switch accounts.
@@harisshakil2040 and they won't even work as they supposed to
Steam isn't even that good anymore. It's run by asset flippers now. and Valve declares them good because they make the monies.
Mathew Perkins Don’t buy the asset flip games then?
Microsoft can't be ran by ants
Ants are too smart to own Microsoft
sony made the greatest movie of all time, the smurfs 2
Scam One emoji movie
Plot twist: xbox fans are the ants and Microsoft is the queen
@@pulsehiker Xbox fans are simps and Microsoft is the simp queen
@@abelsm6270 PS4 players are even whinier
Example: You
*"IT'S 2015"*
Me:Time flies bro... Time flies...
No it's more like 2018 actually.
Alucard Adrian Tepes try 2019 on for size big boi
it's 2019
*2019 entered the chat*
*2018 was kicked out of the chat*
They’ve also been weighing down Mojang with Bedrock Edition and recently killed the company who made Hi-Fi Rush.
I'm just now recalling years ago when I was at a gamestop and I asked: "hey what's this games for windows live thing" and the guy literally responds with "don't buy the ones with that label on, they suck."
Dånald Dack Smart Guy
Dånald Dack I wish somebody would have told my family that.
Lol
I had a guy at GameStop ask me "why would you want an Xbox one" He was tryin to sell me PS4
I said for Halo
And he said "oh yea...that's the only reason I should"
And then halo 5 came out a few months later
😤
It's makes me so happy to think that Dunkey made way more off this video than Microsoft initially fucked him out of. The irony.
@Bobcat This was back in 2015 when youtube didn't demonetize everything.
Can someone gave me the context about dunkey and Microsoft?
@@bimasetyaputra8381 I'm going to assume you're joking.
Bima Setyaputra Watch the video dude
@@Wenyfile the video still isn't 10 mins long so he wouldn't be making that much
When you're trying to defend Xbox on this video.
Objective: SURVIVE
I was just playing this mission in Halo ce.
Sony fan are trash, like their console.
Riot y r u gae?
@@riot9179 jaja soooo salty men
Riot give me reasons why the PS4 is trash compared to x box I bet you won’t respond.
I remember my first RROD call with support:
"dont stand it vertically, it's not made for that"
"it's literally like that in every commercial in use!"
"yes"
I shit you not
wtffff 😂😂😂😂
10/10 Michaelsoft Support
Bill Gates?
Steve Jobs?
*Psycho Mantis?*
You're that ninja...
+SaiyanGoku9001 WHAT?
you're that ninja
its shadow jesus
Huh? What was that noise? Huh? Who's footprints are these? Huh?...
2:56 Sony did the same thing with my PSP. I kept sending it in and getting it back still broken, until I was told my warranty expired. Still one of my most bitter memories to date. I loved that thing and they let me down.
Jeez bro. That sucks. When mine broke I sent it in and they fixed it about a week later
@@Manas_Choudhary it's ok, you can swear
still, Nintendo has a lot to improve concerning Online. Switch is hardly arguable as a fine hardware, but it shows a lot of mistakes and limits that are no longer acceptable or bearable for this generation of consoles.
Lenovo did the same with my broken PC
i would have been "dude, do you understand i have money? can you just *Fix* the damn thing already?
This is Xbox in a nutshell:
Friend: “I have to sleep let’s play tomorrow”
Me: "Goodnight"
_Last online 6 years ago_
So he died in his sleep?
bro i saw you in like 5 vids
Still hurts
Comment 21 I think
No not quite, if they’re off for over a month it says offline, not when they were last seen
It’s 2024 and Microsoft has only gotten worse
Almost all of my friends had 360s and I was the only one with a PS3. They always gave me shit, but in the end I was the one with free online and a working console.
even when they made you pay on ps4 it was cheaper and gave you 2 free games and some trails and shit
TOFU Elemental someone's mad
The Great Bootleg of course I am! If you are a gamer then you should be too! Don’t you just hate console wars? Fanboys are what ruins gaming.
TOFU Elemental i don’t hate console wars, i just try to avoid them
The Great Bootleg everyone should avoid console wars
I'm done with league of legends and Microsoft Sucks aged extremely well
@xNDFA_ GHOSTx *ehm* halo infinite going back to its roots, and then they hit us with microtransaction.
@xNDFA_ GHOSTx what are you talking about?
But can you play war zone online for free
@@secondhandfreiza8838 the game is free
And most of the times you play red vs blue so does it really matter?
Plus they said most of it can be earned in game
@@_-ghostfps-_8651you are paying/grinding for a feature that was free to use on the previous titles.
The 360 was so lazily designed. There was hardly any ventilation to pull heat off the processors, so the systems would just overheat and melt solder connecting the processors to the motherboards.
Thankfully the 360 S remedied these issues.
The sad thing tho was a lot of the games were good and then your Xbox would break and there wasn’t shit you could do about it
For 2005 it was a very good console, they just rushed in the end to be ahead of Sony which worked very well... Just didn't have enough time to test it really
MrcabooseVG An untested product is a bad product lol.
Not really, when it worked it was better than PC's at the time
This video has aged even better.
its so sad how true it is. 😔
Seems like it will continue to age. Doesn't help that these companies seems to be one-upping each other on who can make the worst decisions.
"Hah, that's what you get for playing on consoles!"
* turns to face my Microsoft Windows PC
"...oh."
@TheGameSleuth but WINE can be such a pain in the dick sometimes.
@TheGameSleuth imagine using linux
@@twistedmetalyrock200 lol it's pretty simple nowadays. Download Linux mint, install it, realize it has more than twice less prompts than windows during install, open the settings to install drivers and install all the shit you need from the builtin Linux store.
Its not perfect, but it's very usable nowadays. And it has all the things you need for steam games and basic operation.
@@lonttugamer2939 "more than twice less"
"more than twice less"
this is the mind of a Linux user
"more than twice less"
@@nathanlevesque7812 "this is the mind of a linux user"
"this is the mind of a linux user"
because a grammar error simply makes you dumb and untrustworthy
"this is the mind of a linux user"
We need to start a petition to make playing online free again without charging 80$ a year!
Like petitions work
Jsownbnj we gotta do something!
Tucker Johnson tru
I thought it was $60
The only reason companies charge is idiots pay for the non-existent service of online. And they pay by the millions. If you had the option of doing nothing and being paid billions of dollars per month and the only downside is people whined about you on the internet (which will happen anyway) what would you do? Would you refuse billions of dollars coming in monthly?
Petition for dunkey to start a competitive business for Microsoft
MACROHARD
@Mr Honkler The opposite of micro is macro.
@Mr Honkler m8, there's something called google. And it's quite clear...
@Mr Honkler I don't know if you're trolling. It's in google and it's obvious. M_cro, mAcro or mIcro.
@Mr Honkler when tf was mega 1 million times of something lmao
The new xCube 1080!
5 years later and I still applaud you for being honest in your review about their game. Almost none of these influences now would dare.
Can't believe Microsoft did that to Valve, I didn't even know that.
Edit:2.1k likes, my god
They didn't hurt Valve, they hurt their consumers and forced Valve to do that so they can rip of gamers from 6$ every purchase.
It's hard to believe but CoD4 and World at War both released their map packs for free on Steam. Xbox however, nah you had to pay. Just look at the franchise now. I can't say it's all Microsoft's fault but that doesn't look too good when you consider just how much that franchise milks the fuck out of their playerbase over the years.
@@arbiter-, The milking is only bad if they're producing powder which then yes you are correct by your statement.
This is also why Team Fortress 2’s Xbox version hasn’t been updated since 2009. Microsoft wanted to charge the developers for each update
It was the same shit with the Horse Armor DLC for Oblivion, it was supposed to be a free addon, but Microsoft said "Nah, you can't do that" as well
That’s why I use my Chinese gas station console, the Bexbox
Bexbox Bestbox
boxbex
it seems you got too emotionally attached to this conversation. Leave, thanks.
Lmaooo
What is Xbox's favorite thing to do?
Beatbox
Normally I suck at jokes and puns and trying to make people laugh but I tried my best with the little joke.
I literally had the XBOX 360 for a week and didn't even have any games yet, and I got the fucking ring of death. I was so fucking pissed.
Europe Channel I had my first xbox360 for 6 years (Since 2010). Wtf is going on.
You were part of the 46% of people who didn't get the ring.
Some guy named Paul lol if it had only been that easy for all of us
it had a 54% failure rate. It's no surprise. hands down one of the worst console to be released
You are aware they switched out those with red rings for free if you still had the receipt?
7 years later, it still holds up.
I still get shocked every time I rewatch it and he says "it's 2015 now"
This is like dunkey telling us his war stories.
This dunkey war story really makes you feel like Dunkey
I released an anteater into Microsoft HQ and they called the cops on me
That can only mean one thing...
Murderer
FOR WHAT? NO TELL ME, FOR WHAT?
@@FastGardenGnome38 I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Is it dunkeys goal to destroy all the shitty video game companies, first riot, now Microsoft
THEN KONAMI
Then EA
Exactly how is riot shitty? I mean they aren't perfect but they really put forth to please the fanbase but you can't make them all happy so whatever.
+Mark Donkor I take it you didn't watch dunkeys quitting LoL video?
+AirCommando12 I did watch it and while I agree that they could have handled it far better than they did, there is no doubt in my mind dunkey is also at fault.
This is one of Dunkey's realest and most cutting videos. He calls out the corporate scam bullshit that Microsoft does on a daily basis. The soft people at Micro(dick)soft continue these practices in broad daylight without shame. Of course Dunko still includes his signature humor to lighten the mood, but his language gives away the fact that he really feels strongly about these subjects, and he doesn't pull any punches. Big respect for big Donk.
whos here after the sequel he uploaded today
Haha has jevwi sober ode rod?
Gabe Sanzo wot
Lulu fae sorceress yeah try interpreting that you little arrow faced nunchuck-using price of used cardboard
Gabe Sanzo He’s speaking the language of the gods
Damn
I had a white xbox 360: Red ring
I had a black xbox 360: Doesnt take discs anymore
Why do i even try anymore
I have a PC a PS3, a PS4, Nintendo switch and a 3ds (And by "Why do i even try anymore" I meant xbox)
*Subi_fan* We’re not made of gold!
Threshtaajat same but ps2 instead of ps3. I will always love my ps2
I still have my 2008 model and it runs fine and i put so many hours into that thing. Disk Drive is dicked but it works with some gentle persuasion
because you're a fan boy and an idiot also
THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED WHEN MY XBOX RED RINGED,... seven times till they said it was no longer covered
Bet you went out and bought a new xbox right?
In my country, if you have four of the same malfunctions and seven of different types, they have to replace the product completely or refund the money depending on what you want.
Did you have 3 parts of the ring
Downthrower TwitchTV I had that happen to my Xbox, I opened it up, screwed in a loose bolt and tada it worked.
Yall know all you had to do was overheat it to make it hard reset
Microsoft would sell a dlc to a game you can’t even buy anymore
They're greedy asf
what is that?
back then i was a full heart ps3-gamer, it was a great time. but when sony started that ps plus bullshit i switched to pc. no regrets, one of the best decision i made
arercon just wait. places like steam will follow suit one day
Harley Co Steam will never be a paid for service.
Technically it is, as 20% of every game you buy, every purchase in the market and every transaction you make goes to Valve. Still tho, i prefer this.
Also, welcome to the club, I hope you enjoy your stay!
Harley Co Lord Gaben understands the cancers nor is he desperate for money. Lord Gaben will save us
Dourkan thats bot a paid service idiot
*_Nintendo Switch Online™_*
Nintendo made it even worse by making every feature about the service half assed
@@Soup_SSB oh definitely
@@Soup_SSB Yeah but at least they only have a third of the cost. It's still worth more than Xbox Live.
@@vampragon4386 Listen, if nintendo sold a really crappy mario game but it only costed $10 dollars, would you buy it.
@@gaminglol1167 No, but having online mode isn't the same as "a crappy mario game"
Sony: For the players
Microsoft: For the payers
Lumenor Sony doesn't care lmao
VishVarm that’s their tag line
*EA, Activision, Bethesda also
God: For the prayers.
Xbox: for the Minecraft days
in 2024, this video is aging like exceedingly fine wine
I'm out of the loop, what did they do now?
@@ThorDude The real question is: what DIDN'T a turbo-multi-trillion corp do?
OOOOOO!!!
Rip on EA next, Dunkey!
+rmanami so true
Sony and nintendont are probably next
+maladr0id Rip her up, dunkey!
+maladr0id Shooting fish in a barrel.
+AFKAwesome nintendo is gonna be hard doe still i hope he pulls it off i just like his commentary.
I ended up using this video for a project in my computer science class so Dunkey I’d like to thank you for the reference and information
hinawa pls
Wow a character from Mother 3 just bring up a good point.
Hey
Oh my God I just struck gold by finding this channel LOL
you only just found dunkey where the fuck have you been. school GHA
Andrew Jauregui KNACK 2 BABY
3 more days BABY
Same.
Found out about this guy a week ago. Its glorious.
Dunky: "Microsoft has the worst live service." Nintendo: Hold my beer.
At least Nintendo lets you play your offline single player games if their servers shit the bed. It ain't much, but it's something.
@@ezanawright7971 temporary or permanent?
@@ezanawright7971 Fun fact way back in the day when internet was more expensive the Nintendo DS had voice chat natively in the console on Pokemon Diamond and Pearl when you met up with friends in game and it was free. Nintendo has regressed
@@ezanawright7971 That's a different arguments, also xbox offers gamepass which blows nso system out of the water again
@@luminosity01 Didn't they just raise Gamepass' price for some reason (or are planning on it)?
Not saying its bad, but it is starting to reach a point where they've put all they've could put on Gamepass, and we are starting to get filler. If the FTC doesn't block the deal, then it might be fine.
I switched to PS3 after my 4th 360
Same here
Welcome to the club
i bought xbox and a week after it had many bugs
4th?
Same
at the part where dunkey talks about microsoft making valve charge for maps right below one of the articles it says how valve will also have to charge for THE TF2 XBOX 360 DLC
the bombnoicam pretty sure there never was any dlc released on 360. maybe valve just decided to never release it
Collin B. Thats the point. At the time of typing the ps3 and 360 ports of tf2 have only gotten 1 patch. And it was just a bug fix.
Tf2 360 is basically tf2 before the medic update (the first update that adds new items/maps)
*Do you want ants? Because thats how you get ants*
Mike Stoklasa I know it ain't the real Mike but it's funny cause I see Dunkey comment on RLM videos all the time
ants still better that Microsoft...
Ulvis ants are Microsoft
Mike Stoklasa Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Were those ants ripped off from an episode of Star Trek?
Still love that Dunky didn’t fake his content with the Microsoft contract videos. Stayed true to himself
Oh damn i wonder how long this video is gonna stay up, glad you did it tho. Hopefully it's not gonna make too much trouble for you
Ugh he removed the lol vid not riot
+Kyuurix They can't take the video down, they don't have the rights to do it. Even if they were able to do it would just be plain stupid because they would get a massive backlash of ze internet.
+Kyuurix Hello. I've just hear that Dunkey had already been found next his door. Dead. A window is near his corpse. We could do nothing. Sorry.
+Kyuurix I'm glad i saw it before it was too late.
+L'effaceur 0/10. try again
The bastards are damn lucky they didn't have a lawsuit on their hands for the way they handled the red ring of death.
They are a trillion dollar company. Would they really care?
Repeats with joy con drift, I think we're in the double digits in lawsuits now.
i like how pewdiepie has like 40 million subs but his vids get like 2 million viewes per vid but dunkey has 2mil subs and within 1 day his vid has 1.5 million views
gg dunkey
+Slender Mam it's because pewdiepie shits them out everyday, nobody can catch up with him.
Matthew Patrick made a theory vid about it. Tl;dw when someone takes a break and you dont watch them for that time, they disappear in your sub box.
+friesguy5467
it still means that more of dunk's subs are loyal to his dick.
+CheekyScrubinator2000 Exactly, especially when all his fans are so busy completing kindergarten.
Click bait title brought me I'm not subscribed:)
damn the date on this video is so depressing because nothing has changed
You forgot to mention Microsoft was also responsible for the death of Rare.
+Savage _Tv Rare used to make quality games back in the day, like N64 era. Donkey Kongs, Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Diddy Kong Racing, etc. They were a great studio and second party developer for Nintendo. Then Microsoft bought them off and they've been reduced to essentially a shovelware company that's nothing more than an empty shell of what they used to be. This is most likely because of Microsoft's management over them, which in turn lead to a lot of good talent leaving, which made Rare become even shittier.
+Jupiter9099 Microsoft is secretly run by Vidya-Daiz.
+Jupiter9099 yes omg I'll NEVER forgive them for that! I mean, the old Donkey Kong games were life. I still have them and they meant so much to my childhood. How can the developer responsible for such masterpieces be condemned to making what...Kinect games? They must be satan...
+Jupiter9099 Actually, bad business decisions are mostly to blame for Rare's demise. To be perfectly frank, Conquers Bad Fur Day is quite possibly the most unsuccessful game Rare ever put out. And, that's saying a lot considering Donkey Kong 64 actually lost money for Rare as a result of designing the game the way they did, because of the whole Expansion Pack curfufle.
So yeah, you cannot blame Microsoft for that at all. Microsoft cleaned up after Rare had basically gone completely out of business. Top it off, Rare's final projects were terrible. They made consistently bad decisions left and right for years.
+Jupiter9099 Rare was already losing their edge before Microsoft picked them up, you can't blame them for that. Starfox Adventures anyone? Plus, they did manage to put out a couple gems on the 360.
Never forget what they did to rare
CecilDaBomb1117 oh we won’t
Thank you, these acts shouldn’t go unnoticed!
RerunOtter Yeah, you don’t get it. When another company owns you, you don’t get to say shit about what you do. No more adult jokes in games, no more using other engines, none of that. The parent company tells you where to shit and eat and they can tell you to do both on dirt and you’d have no say, that’s what owning a company means.
Never forget banjo kazooie N&B, no matter how bad you may want to
RerunOtter there’s a reason destiny was complete trash, Activision owned bungie... but they’re free now
so Microsoft is run by ants and Nintendo is run by a DVD copy of Sharktale?
I can only imagine who's steering the ship over at Sony
@@mattar8432 he might be a goofball but he gets shit done 😂
some random japanese guy probably
A bootleg chinese Winnie the Pooh runs Sony now.
Bees :|
Probably a used vibrator. That's why the PS Move looked the way it did: nepotism. The CEO just hired all his vibrator friends.
This video aged extremely well
Das watchu get for messin with networks man. I WARNED YOU BOUT THEM NETWORKS MAN.
+Crazy Boris Productions Oh hello man
+Solaire shut the fuck bitch
Memphis Osiris Ok who is this fuck and how do i shut them
+Crazy Boris Productions :y
+Crazy Boris Productions I TOLD YOU DOG. I TOLD YOU ABOUT NETWORKS
Maaan you hit a real nostalgia spot for me there when talking about making friends on Xbox. My best and longest known friends IRL I met on Xbox Live. I'm surprised you never mentioned the Xbox Live Party system, which essentially killed the trash talking part of Live, but also the social part. NO ONE spoke since they'd be in their own parties. :/
hey creeps love ya
+CreepsMcPasta Holy crap, someone else that thinks Party chats ruined XBL! I never thought I'd meet another!
+Shiro2809 I can't be the only one that was perfectly okay with not having to listen to retards and being able to speak to only my friends.
+CreepsMcPasta I always loved parties, what me and my friends would do was just try to get a party of whoever 8 people we could find to join, and it was a mess but god damn it was a fun time
+CreepsMcPasta It's better than hearing some fuckface yelling at you, or playing obnoxious music over the mic.
"ohh no, these people must've beaten this whole boring ass game"
i died..... just like the people he was talking about.
Buddy had no chill
at this point this video is more than just a fine wine..
Keyori's next video "Sony Sucks" confirmed
+Patrick true true 100% true
+Patrick Star But I like Keyori. I watched his videos and found way better LoL TH-camrs thanks to him. And then unsubscribed Keyori :D
Aryze No
+Druxy Dz Nice. Subbing to him and unsubbing from donkey.
+Aryze good choice bud
So thats how Ps Plus was inspired
Thx Microsoft for inspiring Sony.
Really hate Microsoft for that, I used to love that ps3 era bruh
The ps3 was the greatest era for 3rd person platformers.
@@TheFedoraGod nah in general bro
Yes sorry my bad, I forgot all the other games too..
@@Manas_Choudhary too late xbox is dead in the water
Microsoft is a peepeehead
This nigga here said, did this nigga just say pee pee bro?
Crashmania 468 With them big ass ears.
Abody Elbakry BIG ASS EARS NIGGA
@@buttcheekgod6424 THEY LIKE BAMBI
One nice thing was when they returned my red ring xbox it had a hard drive i didn't own on it which i promptly sold for a nice $50 cash
Let’s be honest, Microsoft never recovered from this video
And PS3 still works. Thanks Sony
Z1LL4 JR cool
Yeah... it's an old system?
2006. So it's 11 years old.
PS3? Shit, my cousin has a PS2 that still works.
I have a fat PS2. Works like a charm.
Meanwhile in September 2019, I sent my joycon that had a terrible drift problem to Nintendo and they sent me a BRAND NEW joycon that works perfectly. And it was free of charge, even though my joycon was well out of its warranty. And the whole process (from me sending mine to getting the new one) took less than 2 weeks. Nintendo isn’t perfect, but they got this one right :)
Yes! They did the same thing to me with a wii that was like 5 years old. They sent back a refurbished system, and I'm still using it to this day! You can tell Nintendo really takes quality assurance seriously.
UNLIKE MICROSOFT.
@@Guywithaclub lmao say that to nso
A 80 dollar remote shouldn't have that issue anyways
@@twistedmetalyrock200 at least the pro controller wasnt broken in box unlike the elite controller
Bruh i just put Isophoryl Alchohol on Q Tips and cleaned it and it worked
No joke im now completely fucking convinced microsoft is run by ants.
Thank you dunkey for opening my eyes to the truth (0.0)7
Think of it even further...
"microsoft" a perfect name to describe ants!
Don't compare them to ants, ants are clever, and/or intelligent. If anything call 'em Rats. They're dirty, and salvage whatever they can.
Are you Ants in my eyes Johnson ?
Zimble Detonates That’s because you’ve a biased vision as a consumer. What they do for the companies is amazing.
Blake Foster yeh, micro, small, soft.... SMALL AND SOFT HOLY SHIT!
After Microsoft winning the lawsuit, this video aged really well
“I get to pay 390 a year and actually get good games now!!!” Like PlayStation hadn’t had that forever and for cheaper