Him, asking for a rat to eat: Me, who knows for a fact that the local Asian market sells pig blood by the pint as a cooking ingredient: ....Can you hold out until 9AM when 99 Ranch Market opens, maybe??
Sebastian:"i need to feed" Me: * rolls my sleeves up,grabs a knife and cuts a small cut on my wrist * "drink you damn shitbag i always wanted to be bitten by a vampire and do NOT ask damn questions about it"
The second he mentioned getting blood from rats, I was ready to pick up the arrow and threaten to finish the job if he even looked at my cats in a way I didn’t like. Sorry bud but if it’s between my pets and a stranger, they’re the ones I’ve known for over half my life.
@@ExtrovertED Whoops. I didn't catch the "and family" part of the protection clause. Ironically, despite loving ASMR audios, I am not a very good listener.
This poor vampire... I wanted to help him the while time. I am a sucker for vampire audios/stories. Would love to see a part 2 when you have time. This is amazing.
@@ExtrovertED your voice is simultaneously soothing, emotional, and strong! I just found your channel today and was blown away at your range and talent. Dont be so hard on yourself~♡
I'm relistening to this as I draw him and cackling because, the first time I listened to this, I didn't think about the fact that I've gotten more squeamish about blood in the past year or so than I've ever been before. Our friendship would have been off to a GREAT start as, after pulling out the sticky pokey, I puked and passed out on the bathroom floor XDD
I would scream a bit by surprise but come to your aid when I saw you were wounded, anyone deserves to be cared for. Plus, even vampires is really fucking cool, I love them 🥰
Me : *hears glass breaking* TF *neck nearly snaps* oh shiz- who just killed someone and chucked them through my window? *Speaker starts talking* ITS ALIVE
This asmr was soo cool, i actually will help a hurt vampire, of course if I have the chance. I really love this type of audios 😍😍 Very good job and keep going 🤗🙂
Ngl, I immediately doubted myself for a second when he asked for the name. My first thought was, "Awh nonononono- wait........he's not a Fae, why am I hesitant?" Nice touch. 😅
Sorry about that, one of my biggest obstacles when making audios for people is getting the sound balancing correct. Sometimes in my eagerness to complete a project I overlook just how loud some of my sound effects are. I hope you enjoyed the rest of the audio. Stay brilliant and thank you for listening.
I am glad he thought of the bathtub too, I was just thinking about it. I want to pack/dress his wound and feed him! I am not used to this kind of needs-difference! Great audio, one that I will be re-listening to again in the future 🙂
Him: *breaks into my house* Me:👁️👄👁️🩴 Him:I can stay alive with this thing in me cos I’m not alive Me:I feel like I’m dead🕳️👄🕳️I’m alive👁️👄👁️but I’m dead🕳️👄🕳️ Him:we can hide from the sun Me:but I wanna see u shine ✨
Maybe I'd have invited you in for dinner, but you busted my window. This is south Louisiana at night, dude. Now, we'll have a whole swarm of mosquitoes. Thanks for that... 🙄 But, seriously, you could always just knock, and if you aren't scared away by my 1 foot tall hellhound, (a shelter pup nicknamed "Puddles" for... reasons 😉) you are more than welcome to stay for dinner.
Dude you want a sippy sippy? Don’t worry buddy I get it, sometimes ya just need a itty bitty bite ya know? Plus you sound like hell so I be willing to help.
*hides u in the restroom going towards the door rubbing her eyes wakin' up actin' if i was woken up.* Me: can~ can i help u? Y u wakin' me up. Person @ the door: sorry miss we were looking for someone, thought the person was here. Me: well, i was tryin' to sleep now, u made me crankie. . . Person @ door: my apologizes miss I'll let u go back to sleep. Me: thank u *rubs her eyes whlie, slowly shutting the door then, goes to restroom to help vampire out.* Me: they r gone lemme help u out! Pls, stop movin'. Vampire: I'm sorry. Me: *handing u my wrist.* go ahead like, anyone would care. U need to feed to heal. Vampire: *feeds.* Me: *used to pain.* Vampire: *stops feeding.* u didn't move or scream as others would. Me: i am used to it. Vampire: *Questioning himself.* Me: *opens the cabinet under the restroom sink to get gauze & witch hazel & she knu's the vampire she's helping notices slf hrmin' objects she then, trys to tend to his wounds.* Vampire: *grabs her hand.* So, that y u said ur used to it. Me: *looks down for a short time then, looks up@ the kind vampire w/ a sad expression on her face.* it been 5yrs that i haven't used it but, it would been anything i got a hold of that was sharp, my ex was only 1 who cared & helped me quit. Vampire: I'm.... I'm so sorry. Me: Don't b it okie. I'm okie *fakes a sweet smile while, patching vampire up then, says.* u may say if, u like it's up to u i'm living a single *whispers: & cursed.* life, anyways. *crawls back into bed hiding tears but, happy to speak up bout her sad past while, tying to help others quit slf hrmin' as she did but, usually mostly fails.* Vampire: I'm- i'mma lay on the floor if, that okie. Me: yea. That's fine. *gets up wiping tears going to get a a comfy pillow & afew blankets for vampire.* Vampire: Wat's ur name if u don't mind me asking? Me: *placing pillow down then, slowly places blanket down & slowly responding to the kind vampire, sighing.* I'm~ I'm Yūki. Vampire: that's a beautiful name. Me: thanks... It is Chinese for Snow & it is also Japanese for Tender/Gentle Princess. I like it more then, birth name cuz, it fits w/ me & my personality. Vampire: it's great, i like it. r u chinese or japanese decent? Me: Thank you & sadly no I'm not sure. I was adopted & was raised w/ a hispanic family so, Puerto Rican & Bolivian mix. Vampire: ur welcome & that's cool Me: Ig . . . Well, good nite. Vampire: good nite. Me: *crys herself to sleep as she normally does every nite to fall sleep.*
Him: No don’t be scared
Me: YOU JUST BUSTED THREW A WINDOW!
*Glass breaks*
Me: …are you here to talk about my car’s extended warranty?
Nah you didn’t finish your duolingo lessons, the Owl has taken new form 😂
Me: *peacefully sitting on my bed*
✨GLASS SHATTERS✨
Also me: IM UP 🧍
Same i jumped
FR SAME
that glass scared the shit outta me
SamE
Omg same i fell of my bed 🤣🤣
i’ve watched this like 4 times and it always scares me even though i know it’s coming🤣
Sameee
SAME, MY SOUL JUMPED OUT OF MY BODY
Him, asking for a rat to eat:
Me, who knows for a fact that the local Asian market sells pig blood by the pint as a cooking ingredient: ....Can you hold out until 9AM when 99 Ranch Market opens, maybe??
Him: Please, put it down..
Me: *hesitantly lowers the imaginary blunt instrument with which I intended to defend myself*
How...how did he know? 👁️👄👁️
Me: **hears a glass cracked**
Me: 👁👄👁
Yooo you're pfp had me wheezing 😂
Seb: “I need to feed”
Me: *thinking, Grabs a small needle pricks thumb* “drink you fool I will not have a dead body on my hands”
Honestly same
Sebastian:"i need to feed"
Me: * rolls my sleeves up,grabs a knife and cuts a small cut on my wrist * "drink you damn shitbag i always wanted to be bitten by a vampire and do NOT ask damn questions about it"
The second he mentioned getting blood from rats, I was ready to pick up the arrow and threaten to finish the job if he even looked at my cats in a way I didn’t like.
Sorry bud but if it’s between my pets and a stranger, they’re the ones I’ve known for over half my life.
Well, that's why he was asking you not to invite him, your family would be protected and pets are family.
@@ExtrovertED Whoops. I didn't catch the "and family" part of the protection clause. Ironically, despite loving ASMR audios, I am not a very good listener.
Vampires don't forget. Asks our name twice 😂 i love him
Well I was trying to infer that you didn't give it last time... But yeah.
@@ExtrovertEDThat's what I guessed, from the reluctance to give it.
I wanted nothing more than to help the vampire man... Like just take a nibble - I trust you, you're hurt- let me help you TTvTT
About time we had an explanation for why vampires have to be invited in.
My brain is _insisting_ this is the same vampire from the Reckless Transfusion series, and it's totally elevating an already fantastic audio.
That's a very cool idea.
@@ExtrovertED Thanks! I think I'm just obsessed with Reckless Transfusion, lol. You're more than welcome to use the idea if you so desire.
@@maicey_t. Well, Reckless Transfusion is Written by Argent. So it would be their decision in the end. But who knows?
@@ExtrovertED it's all good! I can keep it as a headcanon if nothing else. ;)
I forgot about that one rule for vampires since the other ‘asmrists’ don’t really put it in their videos. Thanks for that reminder❤️
👁👄👁
@@FISHY-ASMR 👀
@@camofc ._.
I was confused but I’m pretty sure it’s the inviting in rule right?
@@kawaiigirl773 yea
1:02 okay but the “please subscribe” thing looked really cool, reminds me of the video game loading that pops up
This poor vampire... I wanted to help him the while time.
I am a sucker for vampire audios/stories.
Would love to see a part 2 when you have time. This is amazing.
SAME (to no one's surprise)
A sucker for vampires. I see what you did there. 😊
@@MaladaptiveDaydream *innocent grin* i would "never" pun.... *cough* lies *cough*
Same i would feel bad
he didn’t want to make a mess but also threw the bloody stake across the bathroom? okay 😂
I was going more for him just dropping it... But yeah, I suppose Sebastian will have a lot to pay for. 😆
Thanks for listening.
The breathing, the begging for help, the VOICE 😍😍😍 I am SUCH a fan
Really?
😳 I still don't think I'll ever get used to the voice part.
Thank you so much for listening.
@@ExtrovertED your voice is simultaneously soothing, emotional, and strong! I just found your channel today and was blown away at your range and talent. Dont be so hard on yourself~♡
I'm relistening to this as I draw him and cackling because, the first time I listened to this, I didn't think about the fact that I've gotten more squeamish about blood in the past year or so than I've ever been before. Our friendship would have been off to a GREAT start as, after pulling out the sticky pokey, I puked and passed out on the bathroom floor XDD
As equal contributors to the catastrophic mess, you are now on equal footing
You really had me worried here. I almost shouted that you had to breathe. I loved it so much. Very well made, Ed
oooo this should be interesting
im such a sucker for vampires/ werewolves
this is so amazing
Pun intended?
Ato same
10:15 oml the laugh is everything for me
Ok you've caught my undivided attention, imma binge your videos now
Greetings for the those who requested to put this on the channel 🙏 thank you guys ❤ I hope this is gonna be a series....
Yes please!!!
As do I I would like to see more of him
Yes please!!!!
YALL, DAMN, THAT GLASS SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME
Him: don't invite me
Me: to late
At the beginning for some reason all I could think was “not the window, I can’t afford to fix it” compared to having a vampire in my home
I would scream a bit by surprise but come to your aid when I saw you were wounded, anyone deserves to be cared for. Plus, even vampires is really fucking cool, I love them 🥰
Imagine just being in your room and then kabaam a random stranger flies in thru your window
Me : *hears glass breaking* TF *neck nearly snaps* oh shiz- who just killed someone and chucked them through my window? *Speaker starts talking* ITS ALIVE
Can I just like…? Push him outside and invite him back in? Just a nibble 😂
I loved it ! I really felt bad for sebastian :( he sounds nice .
This asmr was soo cool, i actually will help a hurt vampire, of course if I have the chance. I really love this type of audios 😍😍
Very good job and keep going 🤗🙂
Ngl, I immediately doubted myself for a second when he asked for the name. My first thought was, "Awh nonononono- wait........he's not a Fae, why am I hesitant?"
Nice touch. 😅
Almost had a heart attack when he broke the glass 😭
Sorry about that, one of my biggest obstacles when making audios for people is getting the sound balancing correct. Sometimes in my eagerness to complete a project I overlook just how loud some of my sound effects are. I hope you enjoyed the rest of the audio. Stay brilliant and thank you for listening.
Lol it’s ok😂
10:20
The way he started laughing was just so funny and wholesome to me😂
ay right in time
NOT ME SHUTTING MY MOUTH IRL😭
Was dozing before this video came on...the breaking of the window gave me a legit heart attack and my poor cat went sailing off the bed.
😭😭😭
Holy crap-! I forgot my volume was all the way up then the window breaking sound played and I swear I think I broke a ear drum-
Sorry about that. It wasn't that loud when I edited the audio, I'm not exactly certain where I messed up.
@@ExtrovertED it's my fault that I had my volume all the way up, it was fine when I turned my volume down
Im watching this after i watched the reckless transfusion series and i remember the joke of the "Vampire invitation hollywood bs"🤣
I only just found your account now and lets just say im already *obsessed*
Update : the glass scared the hell outta me
I most definitely didn’t have the volume all the way up and almost had a heart attack at the beginning that definitely didn’t happen 🥲😐
Him: my names sebastian
Me: BESSY!!
Bassy**
THE GLASS BREAKING IN THE BEGINNING SCARED ME SO MF BAD I JUMPED
This is interesting hope this becomes a series
Ooooh I’ll have to listen to this later, I’m at work, but I can’t wait!! 🤩❤️
That's was too damn GOOD!! Thank you for the amazing work
Oh yeah, please knock at my door, tomorrow!
good sir, u need to come back and fix my window so a part 2 is in order
Him: Gatta get this out 1....2
Me: *PULLS* 3😁
SEBASTIAN STAN
MAN YOU’RE LOOKING GOOD
oh lordy lord that glass smashing scared the living shit out of me my earbuds were so loud
When he said God
I was like processing when he said yes I can say God🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am glad he thought of the bathtub too, I was just thinking about it.
I want to pack/dress his wound and feed him! I am not used to this kind of needs-difference!
Great audio, one that I will be re-listening to again in the future 🙂
Me: listens to this while looking at memes of sebastian stan
Him: my name is sebastian
Me: squints suspiciously
Me: wha...
I was going to say "Sebastian Michaelis"
Man the glass scared me to bits,,😩😩😩
He sounded a little like Flynn Rider in the beginning lol
I can smell that
Thanks for sharing your work!
Amazing as always 👏
I stumbled upon this and I have to say
this is very well made!
I had my volume all the way up and even put my hands over my headphones to hear and then the glass breaks and my ears are dead
But I want to invite you in.
lmao i told him that too
Part 2 pleassseee Absolutely loved it ❤️❤️❤️❤️
THE STARTING SCARED THE LIVING SHITE OUTA ME OMG
Your laugh is so great, I adore a good laugh.
Ooohhh dang i just found this vid and im hooked!!
The fucking glass shattering made me jump my audio was halfway up god dammit
This is so entertaining
Oh gosh and I thought MY procrastination was bad
i was half asleep until that glass shattered sound-
Ooooo me like!
im on full volume and that scared the sh8 out of me , i mean the start like the glass breaking..but it was a great vid. ^^
Very entertaining :) *clap*
The glass made me flinch so hard i swore. The volume was up too ;-;
Another Z name...
I'm kidnapping you now, I have snacks and drinks. What ya want?
@@zaikurin3848 cheetos please. Live with me :3
I just wanted to help the entire time... I felt so bad omg
the beginning was not fair 😭😭
Ooooo
𝙾𝚑 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑 🖤.
Mhm, yes I would not be any help at all in this situation because I see blood I pass out so yeah I would see him and just fall out on the floor……
Y'all I put it on autoplay and I was doin the dishes.
Suffice to say, I jump and splash meself JHDISJXKSJXJ
The glass made my heart leave my body 😅
Him: “my name is Sebastian”
BLACK BUTLER?
Y'know, I've still never seen that one....
Thanks for listening
@@ExtrovertED
I thought the same thing sebastian michaelis
I hear Sebastian and ‘Under the Sea’ immediately starts playing in my head. Lol
Me: listening to this
Video: breaking glass
Me: Not again-
🖤🦇
10:20 this was cute 🥺😂15:53🤣🥰
Him: *breaks into my house*
Me:👁️👄👁️🩴
Him:I can stay alive with this thing in me cos I’m not alive
Me:I feel like I’m dead🕳️👄🕳️I’m alive👁️👄👁️but I’m dead🕳️👄🕳️
Him:we can hide from the sun
Me:but I wanna see u shine ✨
he sounds like SaladVA lmao
Yeah vampire male hurts
Maybe I'd have invited you in for dinner, but you busted my window. This is south Louisiana at night, dude. Now, we'll have a whole swarm of mosquitoes. Thanks for that... 🙄
But, seriously, you could always just knock, and if you aren't scared away by my 1 foot tall hellhound, (a shelter pup nicknamed "Puddles" for... reasons 😉) you are more than welcome to stay for dinner.
It doesn't say what the listener is but ill assume human or a Possible non human
He Vampire Want To Help He is Hurts? With Human?
Um yeah vampire are dangerous monster right now I watching or something like Thomas& friend episode 1 boyfriend
Dude you want a sippy sippy? Don’t worry buddy I get it, sometimes ya just need a itty bitty bite ya know? Plus you sound like hell so I be willing to help.
Now I know he didn't just break my window
Edit: 10:50 damn, what I broke now
*hides u in the restroom going towards the door rubbing her eyes wakin' up actin' if i was woken up.*
Me: can~ can i help u? Y u wakin' me up.
Person @ the door: sorry miss we were looking for someone, thought the person was here.
Me: well, i was tryin' to sleep now, u made me crankie. . .
Person @ door: my apologizes miss I'll let u go back to sleep.
Me: thank u *rubs her eyes whlie, slowly shutting the door then, goes to restroom to help vampire out.*
Me: they r gone lemme help u out! Pls, stop movin'.
Vampire: I'm sorry.
Me: *handing u my wrist.* go ahead like, anyone would care. U need to feed to heal.
Vampire: *feeds.*
Me: *used to pain.*
Vampire: *stops feeding.* u didn't move or scream as others would.
Me: i am used to it.
Vampire: *Questioning himself.*
Me: *opens the cabinet under the restroom sink to get gauze & witch hazel & she knu's the vampire she's helping notices slf hrmin' objects she then, trys to tend to his wounds.*
Vampire: *grabs her hand.* So, that y u said ur used to it.
Me: *looks down for a short time then, looks up@ the kind vampire w/ a sad expression on her face.* it been 5yrs that i haven't used it but, it would been anything i got a hold of that was sharp, my ex was only 1 who cared & helped me quit.
Vampire: I'm.... I'm so sorry.
Me: Don't b it okie. I'm okie *fakes a sweet smile while, patching vampire up then, says.* u may say if, u like it's up to u i'm living a single *whispers: & cursed.* life, anyways. *crawls back into bed hiding tears but, happy to speak up bout her sad past while, tying to help others quit slf hrmin' as she did but, usually mostly fails.*
Vampire: I'm- i'mma lay on the floor if, that okie.
Me: yea. That's fine. *gets up wiping tears going to get a a comfy pillow & afew blankets for vampire.*
Vampire: Wat's ur name if u don't mind me asking?
Me: *placing pillow down then, slowly places blanket down & slowly responding to the kind vampire, sighing.* I'm~ I'm Yūki.
Vampire: that's a beautiful name.
Me: thanks... It is Chinese for Snow & it is also Japanese for Tender/Gentle Princess. I like it more then, birth name cuz, it fits w/ me & my personality.
Vampire: it's great, i like it. r u chinese or japanese decent?
Me: Thank you & sadly no I'm not sure. I was adopted & was raised w/ a hispanic family so, Puerto Rican & Bolivian mix.
Vampire: ur welcome & that's cool
Me: Ig . . . Well, good nite.
Vampire: good nite.
Me: *crys herself to sleep as she normally does every nite to fall sleep.*