hey DF, I’ve been following your videos for about 8 months now and they always manage to cheer me up, I love your dry sense of humour. I’ve noticed you’ve been taking more breaks from posting recently and I hope everything’s alright and that you’re looking after yourself properly. Thanks for being you :)
“Because who doesn’t love a stressed out chef who’s on a lot of drugs.” Having only worked in the the restaurant industry my whole life you pretty much nailed it.. 😅
Honestly, with his food combination, I dont imagine his chefs actually serving coffe with the food, I just imagine them pouring it on the food when it gets on the grill
7:52 Ah the hotel mini fridge strategy. A crassic. Nice. What is that? Well i know some hotels tells you if you move anything from the fridge you will pay for the stuff inside, also they won't take the stuff away from inside the fridge untill you pay for that "service" (as they may call it). You are stuck with that and is on you if something gets moved or gets missing from it. I think both DF's strategy and the hotel mini fridge strategy are pretty similar.
Do you have to choose how to cook food in this game? Because if so, I suspect your custom recipes were so poorly rated because you were serving people raw unseasoned meat. Which is in and of itself a hilarious prospect, because it means that the people who ordered it actually agreed to eat it even though it was completely and obviously unsafe to do so.
Cynically hilarious video, as always. Been watching since 3k subs so i figured I'd offer a small constructive criticism, I think the randoms short sound clips like the *ding* and *hu* sounds distract from your whit and the very good video overall. Sounds during transitions were a little more reasonable though. While the effort to add them in editing is very appreciated I don't think you need them, you are already funny.
I have been binge watching your Stardew Valley videos so I was curious, have you ever done a video on the casino? Like the Mysterious Qi quest and if any of the games are worth it. Thanks!
DF should play the Stanley Parable. Mostly because I want to hear him bicker with the narrator for 15 minutes...
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YES! 👌❤️
This is a great idea.
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@@pyro1438 i would pin this if i could
"Who doesn't love a stressed out chef who also does a lot of drugs?" DF, you just described every chef I worked for in a ten year culinary career.
Restaurants run on cigarettes, caffeine and booze.
Water for everyone in the comments
Your awesome
FORTNUT!!
Notice me senpai
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Can you do a Terraria video
This is how the restaurant I work at started. It's scary how accurate your portrayal of the chef is.
Love it!
Plot twist he uses a voice changer and works at your restaurant
Im enjoying your new line up of games, adn the continued theme of taking advantage of NPCs
hey DF, I’ve been following your videos for about 8 months now and they always manage to cheer me up, I love your dry sense of humour. I’ve noticed you’ve been taking more breaks from posting recently and I hope everything’s alright and that you’re looking after yourself properly. Thanks for being you :)
That one review: "This place can bring Atheist back to God."
I give that review 5 out of 5 stars.
"Hopefully they don't live long enough to give a 2nd review."
I think DF needs his own cooking channel!!
Can you imagine a video like those Japanese ASMR cooking channels? Subtitles: "ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ɪ'ᴍ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴄᴀɴᴅʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀᴜsʜɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ᴄʀʏ"
I'd watch the hell outta that.
One word:
OMGYESSS’HYDGKOUTSVOIREDJPJFCB’INEEDTHISINMYLIFEEEEEEEE
It should be an instant hit
How to do that DF icon
“Because who doesn’t love a stressed out chef who’s on a lot of drugs.”
Having only worked in the the restaurant industry my whole life you pretty much nailed it.. 😅
1:36 For a moment, I thought he said “Let’s add some Pam”
Is it bad that a restaurant that serves mainly steak and beer sounds pretty good to me
No, meat and alcohol is actually a pretty classic combo.
I mean, that's your average steakhouse.. . . they are pretty popular.
True
5:17 That guy speaks to me directly, I love it! :D
"I'm not very good at cooking, but I'm very good at eating"
That's so relatable
Got work at 5 tomorrow. Do I watch or sleep?
Looks like I’m watching!!
A restaurant that serves meat and coffee? I can get behind that!
11:02 A Freudian slip from DF being too used to talking about his marriages in Stardew Valley.
i miss the stardew valley videos, but this is still a great video :)
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I clicked on this video and got greeted by an ad that rickrolled me but the video was great
Being a software engineer, the "CustomerNameString" amuses me
Expensive meat sold for cheap!
Welcome to Chef DF's Steakhouse!
Seriously, veal AND lobster?
Honestly, with his food combination, I dont imagine his chefs actually serving coffe with the food, I just imagine them pouring it on the food when it gets on the grill
Your chef reminds me of Lewis from the yogscast (err his minecraft character). That being said a very fun video
You missed out earliest versions of the game had no price cap so you could get almost infinite money from one customer.
Your the best and funniest TH-camr you just earned a subscriber
Edit:thanks for 29 likes
Waiter:hi can i get you something
Me:hi can i get food
Waiter:yeah but what kind
Me:food right here food
I'm noticing a lot more editing, for example at 2:24 ! Keep up the great work :D
DasSofaLP I don’t like it.
I love your commentary and video editing style.
Great video DF! Really enjoyed it!
7:52 Ah the hotel mini fridge strategy. A crassic. Nice.
What is that? Well i know some hotels tells you if you move anything from the fridge you will pay for the stuff inside, also they won't take the stuff away from inside the fridge untill you pay for that "service" (as they may call it). You are stuck with that and is on you if something gets moved or gets missing from it. I think both DF's strategy and the hotel mini fridge strategy are pretty similar.
Love the irony of Marnie in a meat restaurant...
You should play roller coaster tycoon or something.
I'm a vegetarian and I approve of your restaurant xD
Guys someone replaced the the real DF!!! Evidence: “a little bit nicer”
DF your voice is really like calming (not to be a freak)
You should make a discord server
I don't know why you'd say he's probably not picky, I think he probably has an eye for quality.
"I’m not very good at cooking but I am pretty good at cooking"
I can relate to this man
When you design a recipe, you may find your food quality going up if you drag the meat onto the MEAT icon at the top.
I wonder if the customizable character actually looks like dangerously funny
You hired Marnie? I suppose as long as Lewis's underwear stays home that could work. I wonder how she feels about all that meat though?
Aly Shay She handles Lewis’s pretty well
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Your character is spot on a thinner version of Antonino Cannavacciuolo
Every time i watch one of DF's videos I keep thinking he's just doing a let's play instead of breaking the game and get confused
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How do we contact you in regards to doing a beta test or a review for our game?
Man, this gives out a restaurant city vibes
Instructions unclear, sued a homeless man for sleeping in my yard.
🤔 Dark hair and beard, red shirt, black pants and shoes... holy $h!t, it's Commander Riker! 😀
looks like DF really likes management games
is that wii music?!?!?!?
Water is easily an S-Tier item.
Cheap meat and coffee is basically how I live
I wonder how Marney/Marnie felt about cooking her pets.
I CAN BARELY CONTAIN THE RAGE OF A THOUSAND SUNS THaATS BURNING WITHIN AFTER EATING AT SUCH A TERRIBLE PLACE
Wow! Grilled Steak so good!
Id be pissed spending $99 on food at a place only for the food to go back down to $6 the next day😂
Another playstyle unlocked XD
driest humor ever and i love it so much
Do you have to choose how to cook food in this game? Because if so, I suspect your custom recipes were so poorly rated because you were serving people raw unseasoned meat. Which is in and of itself a hilarious prospect, because it means that the people who ordered it actually agreed to eat it even though it was completely and obviously unsafe to do so.
loved the vid, as usual. much better than mine, with are still great
most restaurants i've worked at had red/orangeish tile for the kitchen. it really does hide a lot.
Knowing you, I thought you would make a restaurant that only sells coffee
i love meat with coffee, such a natural and delicious match
I'm about to send the health department after you.
Everytime I see DF in a comment I read da faq which just so fits for him 😂
Cynically hilarious video, as always. Been watching since 3k subs so i figured I'd offer a small constructive criticism, I think the randoms short sound clips like the *ding* and *hu* sounds distract from your whit and the very good video overall. Sounds during transitions were a little more reasonable though. While the effort to add them in editing is very appreciated I don't think you need them, you are already funny.
You should run a homeless center
I have been binge watching your Stardew Valley videos so I was curious, have you ever done a video on the casino? Like the Mysterious Qi quest and if any of the games are worth it. Thanks!
Omg is that coffee ethically sourced?!? Haha
Junino Slaves picked it of coursr
Oh you missed the best exploit like this where you could sell one food item for thousands.
Your voice relaxes me a lot.
This looks like a really fun game.
*plays chef*
youtube: oh he must be playing stardew valley
Nice video DF
I don't know what that rating system is talking about. Steak and coffee is a solid 5/5.
Amazing
0:24, i thought that was Bluexephos from Yogscast
Do you own every restaurant in Branson Missouri?
This looks like Sims 4 from AliExpress
It's 00:12 but I am still watching...
We all love dark humor
Imagine a restaurant where you first you order and then you roll a d100 for the price
This Chanel is like graystillplays but so much better
I like the word ‘exploit’
maybe fill the beer bottles with water
How do you not have a scholarship for restaurant management yet???
I need a DF and RT collab
Yea lol they always torture the npc 😂😂😂
Gimme dat water!
yessss I LOVE THIS GAME
6:57 Hornet intensifies
I really needed my DF dosis
Next episode on Kitchen nightmares!
DF i wanna ask you. Currently what game are you most addicted in?
Here because I miss eating at restaurants
GIVE ME MY FREE WATER!!
I'd come there for the coffee.
great new video ideas.
DF very nice cook ( ;
No one died.
Is this really DF?
Yay Free W A T E R
4:55 sevre it with extra oil
play this while hungry and try too make really good food like pro level stuff
wow that is a huge loophole
I really love his voice, it's weird
More videos pls I really enjoy u Evan thomive subbed for a weak