The fan theorists are going to go crazy, knowing that Tango was Cleo's ex boyfriend, kind of, and also the enmity of Cleo towards team TIES makes even more sense, seeing that Tango and Cleo broke off, Skizz and Cleo's friendship came to an end here and Etho eventually divorces Cleo and makes Tango, Skizz and Impulse his drinking buddies. Now we need to figure out what is the canonical timeline in these life series now.
@@danielstrange9794 Possibly they were married. That line Cleo said to Tango "Why do we need red wool???" Sounded just like a wife telling her husband we don't need to spend money on these useless items. Also, Tango coming up with names for the island seemed like them coming up with names for their new home or something, with Cleo disagreeing with every choice Tango made. Also, Skizz calling their base "Love Island", and Tango loving that name, and Cleo completely denying it, might imply that there is no longer love in Tango's and Cleo's marriage. Or maybe we are just diving too deep in this.
@TussockyBongo57 Did you ever learn about world history between 1939-1945? because you might want to check what the millitary alliances were called, and which incredibly nasty people called themselves the axis.
It's funny knowing that Etho was stealing Cleo's bed during the argument at 50:25, then he sighs a big sigh of relief at 51:29 when he finishes his task.
Cleo. Something to consider when building traps for this series: Put some moss or carpet over magma blocks. The damage won't instantly kill but it would at least slowly eat at people's hearts if they don't catch on!
Honestly, Cleo's edit is the best. They keep all the jokes that are a bit uncomfortable (which are my FAVORITE) which don't make into a lot of the other videos. I appreciate that Cleo's content seems to be targeted for a slightly older audience.
I’m loving the drama of this already. Cleo gives her heart to Tango, only to later find out that he’s given his to Joel. Heartbroken and furious, she decides to get back together with her ex-husband. It’s only episode one, this season is gonna be wild
I love how Cleo just FORCED Lizzie to just accept the situation, it was so awkward but very funny. Also Tango and Cleo duo is my new favourite it's so fun to watch them together.
@@rafora_ah, understandable. In English saying "force oneself on" pertaining to a woman is another way to say, umm... How do I put it without TH-cam censoring me? Uh. "Grape" without the "g" her.
Yeah, Cleo was shipping Etho and Bdubs hard, but from our POV, it was Cleo who was doting on Etho. Wondering where he is, following him, and finally sleeping in the same house.
How funny is it that Cleo is going to live with Etho, when last season Scar and Bdubs considered them "mom" and "dad", and on top of that Etho instantly left to get the milk in Limited Life Episode 1 the moment he was called "dad". It's just hilarious to me because this is exactly one season later, and it's kinda like they got marriage counseling. Does anyone else feel the same about this team-up?
@@PiperInTheInternet I don't know if those conversion rates work. There's a lot of Joes in the world, not quite as many Tangos. And the Tek variety really leveled his game up this season on HC. Is Hills the best Joe ever? Idk. But I think it's safe to say Tek is the best Tango. 🤣
my second comment of the video, because I have feelings that must be expressed: I have never thought the words "I'm gonna get married to Etho, it'll be fine" would hold such gravitas
Axis Powers is WAY worse! I get why Bdubs thought of it and it would be a fun name - if it wasn't for the historical significance of said name. IYKYK (and if you don't i recomment reading up on WWII)
Oh I'm not ready, I'm still riding my "nerdy prudes must die" high, I don't know if I have enough space in my brain to be insane about more than one thing at a time
I’ve found my people! As soon as this came out I was like “oh no, my obsessed brain needs to draw a fandom crossover with hermits as the npmd characters”
@@connorscorner443 basically in world war 2, there were to groups, the allied powers which were UK France America ect, and the axis powers which were Germany which were the Nazis and Japan and Italy
There's a reason I always choose to watch your Life episode first out of anyone else's and it still holds for Secret Life. Cleo you are so f hilarious and you bring it out in other people. Etho had it spot on at 54:08. Thank you for that delicious 56 minute feast. ^^
Secret Task suggestion: rename a helmet "Life Series contraband" and get sneak it into another player's inventory (get them to pick it up without noticing)
You CANNOT lead into a new season with cute merch. Pins?! Scarves?! This is targeted marketing! *buys the scarf and pins* This was such a funny start and I am so excited to see how the secret task mechanic develops and the season goes on.
Hearing a Hermitcraft member talk about boobies? This series is gonna be a fever dream Holy crap, boobies and the Axis in one episode? This is a demonitization extravaganza! The likes of which we'll never see in hermitcraft
All of it on day 1 too. This series is going to be a soundboard, animation, and clip goldmine, especially since supposedly many of the secrets are supposed to be social based.
Every episode I've watched do far has either made me die of laughter, or given me the biggest smile possible. Usually both. This episode was no different!! Im so happy rn.
If we take this to be a prequel to the Limited Life lore then the added layers of drama with the fact that Cleo used to be friendly with Tango and Skizz before moving in with Etho and starting their relationship are amazing.
Cleo really living the "last Christmas, i gave you my heart, the very next day you gave it away" with Tango ain't she? Gave a heart to Tango, then he gave one to Joel instead of returning the favour :P
32:29
Cleo: "Hey Bdubs, where's your boyfriend?"
Bdubs: "hm, Etho iiiissss"
pls cleo i'm still not over last life
HE SAID IT WITHOUT HESITATION TOO. LIKE HE IMMEDIATELY KNEW.
@@KENNYUNDERSCORE They are the best friends XD
I wish she said where’s your dad
Ya know... it's really awkward when you consider their relationship in limited life..
@@justicehysong6551This series is definitely prequel to limited life lol
Cleo forcefully moving in with Lizzie is so funny
I Think Cleo and Scott's tasks were the funniest from this session. Martyn's was funny too but mostly because of how he decided to do his task.
@@lisahenry20 And skizz's lmaooo. So stalky
joels plugs had to be number 1 for me, though scotts and mumbos as well im a fan of
yea that was a good one! And Lizzies poem, whoever thought of this has very good ideas @@lolickypeepee23xdd6
@@lolickypeepee23xdd6*fighting creepers*
Is now a good time to plug the life series merch?
"Why are you so creepy, Scott?!"
"Everyone needs a hobby."
😂😂❤
Since Cleo said “I’m gonna get married to Etho,” that means Secret Life happened before Limited Life in the Life Series timeline.
The fan theorists are going to go crazy, knowing that Tango was Cleo's ex boyfriend, kind of, and also the enmity of Cleo towards team TIES makes even more sense, seeing that Tango and Cleo broke off, Skizz and Cleo's friendship came to an end here and Etho eventually divorces Cleo and makes Tango, Skizz and Impulse his drinking buddies. Now we need to figure out what is the canonical timeline in these life series now.
@@shanesunilTHE LORE THICKENS
Or were they even married before?
it means pretty much nothing about a timeline, people can split up and then get back together again later
@@danielstrange9794 Possibly they were married. That line Cleo said to Tango "Why do we need red wool???" Sounded just like a wife telling her husband we don't need to spend money on these useless items. Also, Tango coming up with names for the island seemed like them coming up with names for their new home or something, with Cleo disagreeing with every choice Tango made. Also, Skizz calling their base "Love Island", and Tango loving that name, and Cleo completely denying it, might imply that there is no longer love in Tango's and Cleo's marriage. Or maybe we are just diving too deep in this.
Not bdubs instantly knowing that Cleo asking about his boyfriend means asking about Etho lmao
I need the timestamp for this, I heard it but I can't find the moment anymore 😭
@@greninjathefrog around 32:34
@@essa165 Thank you, I had a great laugh all over again LOL
This made me laugh too hard
Concerning for me since Dbud is their son in the fandom theory timeline 💀
Skizz saying "bros before h- Cleos" gave me a mini laughing fit!
"Maybe we can be called ✨️The Axis✨️" -Bdubs, 2023
I still don't get why it's bad
@TussockyBongo57 Did you ever learn about world history between 1939-1945? because you might want to check what the millitary alliances were called, and which incredibly nasty people called themselves the axis.
@TussockyBongo57 The Axis was the name of the Alliance between Germany, Italy, and Imperial Japan in World War II.
Could they call it the Axiis instead
Just call it xyz, still funny, no negative connotation
Lost hearts are like battle scars.
“I lost my 5th heart from an arrow to the chest. How bout you?”
“Pushed off a ledge by a zombie.”
Was it a cleo?
@@spritemon98That's when the _zombie_ gets "bad mathed"
“How’d you lose your 5th heart?”
“Llama.”
“…”
“It’s a long story.”
It's funny knowing that Etho was stealing Cleo's bed during the argument at 50:25, then he sighs a big sigh of relief at 51:29 when he finishes his task.
Cleo. Something to consider when building traps for this series: Put some moss or carpet over magma blocks. The damage won't instantly kill but it would at least slowly eat at people's hearts if they don't catch on!
Devious. I condone it
That's so fucking smart
Im commenting so this gets boosted higher 😈
And if possible, get frost walker boots so you don't sneak over the carpets to avoid suspicion
good one, dude
Honestly, Cleo's edit is the best. They keep all the jokes that are a bit uncomfortable (which are my FAVORITE) which don't make into a lot of the other videos. I appreciate that Cleo's content seems to be targeted for a slightly older audience.
YES the subtle dirty jokes are honestly the best
@@minecraftnerd2175And that red dwarf reference!
@@minecraftnerd2175"I'm cramming things in your box" - Tango
I don't think any channel is specifically targeted at kids, they just all try to be age-neutral and friendly for anyone
Okay there are a few people that are definitely for kids but 90% are just age neutral
I’m loving the drama of this already. Cleo gives her heart to Tango, only to later find out that he’s given his to Joel. Heartbroken and furious, she decides to get back together with her ex-husband.
It’s only episode one, this season is gonna be wild
I love how Cleo just FORCED Lizzie to just accept the situation, it was so awkward but very funny. Also Tango and Cleo duo is my new favourite it's so fun to watch them together.
Cleo is lucky that Lizzie is as kind as she is.
I'm pretty sure she hard suspected that Cleo was doing her task.
for the love of everything holy, please re-word that
@@notavegan3 sorry I'm not a native speaker. I don't really know what's wrong 😭
@@rafora_ah, understandable. In English saying "force oneself on" pertaining to a woman is another way to say, umm... How do I put it without TH-cam censoring me? Uh. "Grape" without the "g" her.
@@epicspacetroll1399 Omg. Ok I see. Do you know how I can rephrase that?..
Ok, official Etho and Cleo team?? That's gonna be the most intimidating team to people, right??
they were so great together when they teamed at the end of last life, i've been hoping for them to team ever since
@@hanazupan2879 They got back for the kids..
Damn, they got marriage counseling
if you think about it, we can technically call it a reconciliation considering they acted like a divorced couple in limited life
well, etho’s washed up
Cleo going: "Why do we need wool" in the voice of a wife trying to convince her husband to leave the shop for old electonics is hilarious
And then they had the nerve to ask _her_ , the famed arsonist of the series, "what's wrong with a wool base?"
That is… oddly specific. And also matches the energy exactly!
Yeah, Cleo was shipping Etho and Bdubs hard, but from our POV, it was Cleo who was doting on Etho. Wondering where he is, following him, and finally sleeping in the same house.
@@ChauNyan I mean, she literally said "I'm gonna get married to Etho right now."
Where is the timestamp?
How funny is it that Cleo is going to live with Etho, when last season Scar and Bdubs considered them "mom" and "dad", and on top of that Etho instantly left to get the milk in Limited Life Episode 1 the moment he was called "dad".
It's just hilarious to me because this is exactly one season later, and it's kinda like they got marriage counseling. Does anyone else feel the same about this team-up?
or maybe it's a prequel
i'm pretty on board for Team Marriage Counselling
I think Bdubs is officially banned from making group names.
Man burned the house down while he was cooking
I’m sad you and tango split up, but glad you and dad etho reconciled once the “kids” are out of the house. Lol
Which leads me to believe that it was the kids fault
A hundred percent Scars fault.
Well, Bdubs IS the favorite child.
cleo and etho roommates sounds surprisingly chill! a shame love island didnt work out, but their naming choices are......... Something, all right
But if they merged they could be team sect and form a not a cult.
I bet they're all going to team up anyway. team ZETS?? team SECT maybe??
At lest they didn't go with the Axis.
The children (Scar and Bdubs) moved out of their mother's house, and now the estranged parents are getting back together. :)
I'm noticing that Joe is really rubbing off on Cleo with all of the silly jingles and I'm all for it :D
Joe Mama?
@@SapphireSorceressbruh
I was like "Joe?" And then I realized, "ah yes...of the Hills Variety. That joe. Wonderful variety of Joe that one is!"
Absolutely the best variety. Almost as good as the Tek variety of tangos
@@PiperInTheInternet I don't know if those conversion rates work. There's a lot of Joes in the world, not quite as many Tangos. And the Tek variety really leveled his game up this season on HC.
Is Hills the best Joe ever? Idk. But I think it's safe to say Tek is the best Tango. 🤣
32:29 That Bdubs knew that Cleo was talking about Etho 😂 Perfection. Looking forward to team divorcees!
Skizz: “We should build a big heart in the sky”
Cleo: *Getting Double Life flashbacks of Martyn*
Cleo: “Naaaaah, I’m good”
31:42 thank god there is a teacher in the classroom! cleo saved the whole series from being banned 😂
my second comment of the video, because I have feelings that must be expressed:
I have never thought the words "I'm gonna get married to Etho, it'll be fine" would hold such gravitas
Uh oh, we’re gonna have another “absent” Etho problem
With the thing with Etho being Bdubs' boyfriend, at this rate the whole server will be with Etho
@@StuffandThings_ that line was a bit...weird considering they were father and son last season.
@@dbseamzgame of thrones vibes but worse
@@dbseamz And in Last Life they were married, honestly the father and son bit was the stranger one xD
Lizzie burning down Cleo's house would be like revenge for Cleo burning down her fairy fort in last life.
I love that Bdubs automatically knew you meant Etho when you asked where his boyfriend was. Awesome episode!
memento mori :)
@@matchstick33 what a golden year that was
So, once the kids left the house, mom and dad got back together. I think we all can infer what the problems were.😂
TRUE LOL
oh thank the universe for Cleo reminding her friends real life history has, in fact, happened xD
"Haven't lost a heart yet." Marbles went pretty quickly though.
😭
Genuinely had to hop over to Tango's episode to see if he was genuinely trying to give Cleo a heart or if he was to pretending for a task, lol
Ma'am, you can't complain about the team name when last season you were a part of the Clockers.
Yeah but...the Axis is way more cursed 💀
Axis Powers is WAY worse!
I get why Bdubs thought of it and it would be a fun name - if it wasn't for the historical significance of said name.
IYKYK (and if you don't i recomment reading up on WWII)
Worse but hilarious 😂
Can't really compare them
I don’t think they’re that comparable
If we get a Skizz, Etho, Cleo and Tango team, they could be The SECT!
SECT's on Love Island ;)
@@diggoranthis comment is wonderfully cursed
@@diggoran💀
I was thinking of using the Z in he username and calling them ZEST
Cleo and Etho on a team? Oh yes. I am 100% here for this. Been hoping for this team-up for ages.
44:32 The prequel begins! Looking forward to seeing how being on the same team as Etho turns out!
A series of constant Etho and Cleo sass? Yes please!
3:32 _"i dont know why i am singing"_
joehills is being a good influence on you, i see
"Im gonna eat your babies" i can already see this in a no context secret life video
This gimmick is so incideous... now I have to read all perspectives. Must learn ALL the secrets.
It's genius. I've never watched a Cleo video before yet here I am because I gotta know the secrets lol
I've committed myself to watching all the povs 😅
29:31 There's been a few times I've laughed out loud already but this - THIS had me tearing up through the laughter. omg
out of context people are gonna have a good time with this series
@@Imafish-sy4im I look forward to it and a few Lifers reacting on stream.
Day 1 and there's already so many memorable quips oh my god
Oh I'm not ready, I'm still riding my "nerdy prudes must die" high, I don't know if I have enough space in my brain to be insane about more than one thing at a time
Dude same
No actually same,
I’ve found my people! As soon as this came out I was like “oh no, my obsessed brain needs to draw a fandom crossover with hermits as the npmd characters”
@@clutterbot7279That sounds amazing
You have enough brain storage space for at least like three obsessions- probably
So is this the prequel to the Clockers or is this the parents getting back together when the kids leave for college?
I reckon its a kids at college situation
Idk it could be either depending on what you prefer, I like the prequel idea
Considering how often the previous entries were referenced this most likely took place after Limited Life.
Cleo and Lizzie bunking?! This is going to be a FANTASTIC season!!
underrated duo
Lizzie vacated Cleo because her base was ugly 😭
@@__________________________9190ye
What happened last time 5his happened
@@warpstar757This house is very flammable
*me, completely out of time to do any animatic, finding all the songs that contains "secret" in it just to be sure* I'm so ready for this season omg
I choked on my water when Bdubs suggested being The Axis.
I love mumbo and bdubs being oblivious and Cleo talking sensee into them lol
I don't get it 😅
@@connorscorner443 basically in world war 2, there were to groups, the allied powers which were UK France America ect, and the axis powers which were Germany which were the Nazis and Japan and Italy
@@minecraftnerd2175 oh jeeze. That would be an unfortunate name for them
The return of ClEtho! I'm very much down for this
You know this might be the only season the names lines up with the title,
5ecret life!
I am SO here for the singing, loving the new musical series
5TH SEASON LETS GOO
Like a good neighbor, Cleo is there.
Call or click to get a cleo quote today
Love your perspective Cleo. You and Etho could be a devastating combo
Not sure why the beginning of this episode is musical theatre but I'm here for it
I was hyped to see Gem join the series as she’s gonna make for an interesting red name, but now I’m more interested in seeing mom and dad on a team.
There's a reason I always choose to watch your Life episode first out of anyone else's and it still holds for Secret Life. Cleo you are so f hilarious and you bring it out in other people. Etho had it spot on at 54:08.
Thank you for that delicious 56 minute feast. ^^
Always love the stuff that Cleo keeps in in their videos
Secret Task suggestion: rename a helmet "Life Series contraband" and get sneak it into another player's inventory (get them to pick it up without noticing)
Oh, I feel sorry for evil anvil... when they get to this series they'll have to decide whether or not to use all of Cleo's singing lines.
"You form the most interesting relationships with people, Cleo" - This is exactly why I love watching you
4:32 "I dont know why I'm singing"
Maybe it's simply the joehills difference......
🎶🎶🎵 Last Session
You gave tango your heart
But the very next day
He gave it to Joel
🎵🎵
Aww Mum Cleo and Dad Etho are back together, i bet Bdubs and Scar are so happy 🤣
You CANNOT lead into a new season with cute merch. Pins?! Scarves?! This is targeted marketing! *buys the scarf and pins*
This was such a funny start and I am so excited to see how the secret task mechanic develops and the season goes on.
"We should be called the Axis!"
"Maybe not!?!?"
not even a minute in the session and jimmy already loses half a heart o7
I was really looking forward to a Cleo Tango alliance! But I'm also glad to see you and Etho together again:D
Hyped for the Etho and Cleo team.
15:40
There's so much emotion in Cleo's movements here
The Secret Life of Zombies.
Cleo and Etho…back together. They are going to be hilarious for as long as it lasts!
Cleo and Bdubs are a vibe that I'm completely digging.
Good save on stopping the mounders from calling themselves the axis. They seemed so ready before you stopped them
The parents from limited life are together!
i can't wait to see what cletho gets up to
Actually the singing made this most enjoyable episode of the session
Cleo your POV is my favorite!!
This series is so full off drama already I love this!!!
Suggested name for the Cleo/Etho team: Therapy works
Thiz iz hilariouz
I desperately hope the cleo and tango team works out I've been missing them as a duo since 3L we're SO CLOSE to having them again 🙏🙏🙏🙏
5:13 "im gona eat u little fishies!" was that a red dwarf reference!?
"I don't want to ask about your nipples but I feel like I'm going to have to at some point if you make statements like that."
Wow...
You commenting on that moment might make me laugh harder than when it actually happened, and that's saying something 😂
its not even Christmas yet and cleo gave him her heart, but tango just gave it away
😂😂😂
bdubs: we could be called *AXIS!*
cleo: *visible panic*
Hearing a Hermitcraft member talk about boobies? This series is gonna be a fever dream
Holy crap, boobies and the Axis in one episode? This is a demonitization extravaganza! The likes of which we'll never see in hermitcraft
Oh gosh…..
3:37 And baby eating! 😂
dont forget, dont talk about her shield hole
All of it on day 1 too. This series is going to be a soundboard, animation, and clip goldmine, especially since supposedly many of the secrets are supposed to be social based.
The way Bdubs so proudly announced it lmfao
Every episode I've watched do far has either made me die of laughter, or given me the biggest smile possible. Usually both. This episode was no different!! Im so happy rn.
Now we have to ask ourselves with Cleo and Etho teaming up is this a prequel to limited life or a sequel?
I hope it's not part of that timeline because Cleo referred to Etho as Bdouble's boyfriend this session.
@@dbseamz lol
If we take this to be a prequel to the Limited Life lore then the added layers of drama with the fact that Cleo used to be friendly with Tango and Skizz before moving in with Etho and starting their relationship are amazing.
"We could be called the Axis" caught me offguard
"Creepers of unusual size? I don't think they exist"
Cleo really living the "last Christmas, i gave you my heart, the very next day you gave it away" with Tango ain't she?
Gave a heart to Tango, then he gave one to Joel instead of returning the favour :P
Cleo: "I'm going to get married to Etho, it will be fine."
Me: "I think Limited Life would beg to differ!"
At what time?
always re-watch the intro on every pov just to see gem punching cleo, idk why
Love this series so far! The Etho Cleo pair is amazing!
That was a very chaotic first session. Really looking forward to this series!
Can't have a life series without burning a base down.
😂 it becomes a part of the life series. theres always fire or burning involved 🤣
In my opinion, this is the best secret task. The mental gymnastics was great
cleo's singing is the best
@4:30 letting your inner Joe Hills shine...
The little concert you gave us was wonderful and just what I needed after a hard week. Bravo!
Cleo being a clutch teammate for Etho from the get-go xD
Finally catching up on Cleo... and... is she the only one who realized just how funny it is that they're all talking about their "mound"?!?
I thought I was going mad when everyone kept saying mound without so much as a snigger! Thank you Cleo for keeping that part in, as it were
Love Island, the Axis, the Heart Foundation… beautiful