I bought this movie because of (Troy MacGregor lisp) Rowsdower. I just love how they went hysterical over the appearance of Rowsdower. I HIGHLY recommend seeing this one, even for the Rowsdower cameo!
I showed my boyfriend "The Final Sacrifice" the other night, and when he heard "Rowsdower," he was like "so... that's a name?". I kept saying "Rowsdower!" the whole time, and he threw in some good riffing of his own. Hilarious!
Lucky. My husband won't watch anything with me any more. He doesn't talk during movies... whatever that's about! One of my son's first words was "Rowsdower", though.
Jayfive276 "My insurance company only wanted to give me $50 when I got a paper cut at work, but Travis, Carter and Simmons got me $3.5 million, thank you Travis, Carter and Simmons"
i assumed that the first one actually WAS about a cyborg cop (or more specifically, a cop battling some cyborgs that were made to replace the human cops), and they had to keep the title so people would know it was a sequel even though there wasn't a cyborg cop in it anymore. it's called tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtifactTitle
They managed to get Rowsdower and yet only used him for one background scene??? He's a better actor than literally everyone else in this stupid film (I know that's not saying much)! If you get a Rowsdower you should use every part of the Rowsdower, just as the gruff alcoholic self-sufficient superhero Zap Rowsdower would do, I guess.
Cyborg cop movie asks the question who the F gives these god awful movies get the green light but if it weren’t for shitty movies like these get made we wouldn’t have rifftrax to make fun of them
Cyborg 2: Rowsdower's Return
Rowsdower!!! Oh my gosh does that bring a flood of memories!
Team Rowsdower!!!
N Slater "I wonder if there's beer on the sun?"
N Slater I'm sure it brought back alot of memories for the guys too.
+N Slater I don't go map findin behindin
Okay everyone...admit it...
You played back the Rowsdower segment more then 10 times.
Rowsdower's sidekick could probably slot right in with Weezer.
Rowsdower saves us!
And saves all the world!
... and there it is. Right back in my head again.
Scientist: "This bracelet is the key" *reveals massive, metal bracelet*
Rifftrax: "Wow, I can barely tell you're wearing it!"
It's *Zap Rowsdower and Longshoremen*, performing their pub hits like "Friday Night Is Ours!", "Tears For Kim" and "My Ship Will Come Again".
Never thought I'd hear the phrase "poor man's Lorenzo Lamas."
I bought this movie because of (Troy MacGregor lisp) Rowsdower. I just love how they went hysterical over the appearance of Rowsdower. I HIGHLY recommend seeing this one, even for the Rowsdower cameo!
Totally agree! I had to include the Rowsdower bump!
I showed my boyfriend "The Final Sacrifice" the other night, and when he heard "Rowsdower," he was like "so... that's a name?". I kept saying "Rowsdower!" the whole time, and he threw in some good riffing of his own. Hilarious!
Lucky. My husband won't watch anything with me any more. He doesn't talk during movies... whatever that's about! One of my son's first words was "Rowsdower", though.
Mondo Connie at least it wasn't Paul (as pronounced by the foreign woman in Werewolf) or Eegah or Fridge LargeMeat
"The first time I ever laid eyes on Andy Dufresne..." literally ANYTHING that finishes that sentence will be hilarious!
Fanny packs and Rowsdower. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?
Troy.
Nick Nolte.
Rowsdower has got a great voice. I expected him to be more of a bass or baritone.
Mike: If That Guy turns out the Cyborg Cop of the title, I'm ready to declare it the prefect movie."
"Man, when you are the poor man's Lorenzo Lamas, you are a very poor man indeed." :D :D :D
‘Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Laaadies!’
1:28 Mike's Morgan Freeman impression sounds exactly like his Jeremy Clarkson one. I do love how hang up they are on the fanny pack business though.
The international translations of "fanny pack" give these riffs many dimensions.
I saw the combo Travis Carter and Simons perform with Rauwsdaur in Golden Gate Park in SF back in '93.
Epic!
+James Schuur Did they play Hanging Out With My Family & Yipes Stripes?
+James Schuur there's no band without Dave, tho
And did the band that sings California Lady perform? Or the band that sings Walking through the Sarcasm?
+Stephanie Rodriguez No, but they did perform a Serbian language version of the song from Pod People.
The thumbs down is from a guy with a fanny pack!
"He follows this move up by peeing on the rug".
The Dude abides.
It really tied the room together.....mark it zero!
Stumbled on your channel, I already bought a ton of these but, watching the best of is great, keep up the good work!
Bub the Zombie
9 months later yes it is me
love your vids Connie. I just wish they were longer :)
Rowsdower!!!
Cyborg Cop. Hmm sounds like that other movie about a robotic cop. What was it now? Oh, yeah, 12 Years a Slave.
maxtheaxeiswax No, you're obviously thinking of the Mega Man fan film.
Rowsdower singing, what the hell!
Huh, a movie from the 80's about a cop that is turned into a half mechanical cop? WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE?!
The run down 🏭 location looked exactly like the same Pittsburgh PA mill RoboCop 🎬 1987 filmed at. Some low budget films do that.
I caught this movie at random on t.v a while back. It's FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKIIIINNNNGGGG brilliant in how bad it is!
1:05 - 1:08 I cried from laughing so hard!
Thanks for posting! I gotta buy some riffed movies (I donate to them monthly).
That was my favorite part!
He follows this move up by peeing on the guys rug
“Dad?”
2:12
"I wanna go out this door"
NO!
"I wanna go out this door"
NO!!
"I wanna go out th-"
NO! NO!
Rowsdower!
I wonder if Rowsdower and troy have any duet songs.
Had an accident? Not your fault? Then let Travis Carter and Simmons handle your case...
Jayfive276 "My insurance company only wanted to give me $50 when I got a paper cut at work, but Travis, Carter and Simmons got me $3.5 million, thank you Travis, Carter and Simmons"
How can the Academy justify the snubbing of ROWSDOWER ? I hope Canada has something similar.
Come at me bro, no come at me bro! Lmao
(2:20-2:25) Shotaro Ishinomori in a nutshell.
"They're cyborgs"
"That doesn't really answe--"
" *CYBORGS!!!!* "
0:45 watch out Chuck Norris!
"Bury me in Ireland,Texas or South Africa"
I thought Cyborg 2 had Angelina Jolie.
“Cyborg *Cop* 2”! “Cyborg 2” was a completely different bad movie, with Angelina Jolie and Jack Palance.
☺
Bad criminal...no biscuit for you! Ooh the humanity!
Okay, so Cyborg Cop 2 didn't have any cyborg cops in it. So, what was the first Cyborg Cop movie about?
Rock climbing.
Adam Hoffman Sandstorm
i assumed that the first one actually WAS about a cyborg cop (or more specifically, a cop battling some cyborgs that were made to replace the human cops), and they had to keep the title so people would know it was a sequel even though there wasn't a cyborg cop in it anymore. it's called tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtifactTitle
Maybe hes a cop... Who specializes in cyborg crimes?
The bald bad guy kind of looks like Christopher Daniels.
Rowsdower? Is that a stupid name?
1:04 my favorite laugh!
Rowsdower lives
0:45 What the heck is that move?! 😂😂😂
isn't that the guy in the hospital bed who screamed "Keyser Söze!" in Usual Suspects?
Guess Iam not the only one here for the rowsdower reference
They managed to get Rowsdower and yet only used him for one background scene??? He's a better actor than literally everyone else in this stupid film (I know that's not saying much)!
If you get a Rowsdower you should use every part of the Rowsdower, just as the gruff alcoholic self-sufficient superhero Zap Rowsdower would do, I guess.
Brasil
Cyborg cop movie asks the question who the F gives these god awful movies get the green light but if it weren’t for shitty movies like these get made we wouldn’t have rifftrax to make fun of them