Who dare thumb this down? It’s so great, he’s preforming in a Burger King, happily singing about chicken fries and love. Which is so wonderful, I love it
POV: you're in Burger King on a cloudy day, your boyfriend just dumped you but you were ready to do it anyway so it didn't affect you anyway, when you stumble upon jack and he plays this song. You are instantly a big fan and even tell you're ex boyfriend about his music. You then are blessed with the chill vibes.
Part One: "I find myself at burger king. Now we're eating chicken fries. Eating fries at Burger King, and we sing. Burger King, he kept us warm. In the middle of a lightning storm, and we ate chicken fries, yeah! Burger King was good to me. He gave me a place to eat, even in the darkest hour, I even had a place to pee. It was so good, so good, he fed me till i was full, Burger King ('On the drums!!'... We're all eating together, taking shelter from.. god's wrath on us. He was angry today and he cried it out, but we ate our chicken fries and we drank a funny juice and now we're all here waiting for the rain to stop. ("um the original is John Lennon, Burger King is a non affiliated company.")"
id like to preface that the tv behind jack at the beginning was all static-y which just shows that wherever jack goes he carries that vhs vibe with him.
I can just imagine Jack in his studio where he creates songs on his keyboard, swaying back and forth as he plays with no one around and it's kinda scary. 😂😂😂
It reminds me of me and my middle school friends, doing things that for others could give a lot of cringe, but remind it gives me a generous amount of happiness.
Imagine shitting in a burger king and suddenly you hear Jack Stauber singing a love song.
I died laughing to this lmao 😂
What? You're not entitled to his videos. He can comment whereever and whenever he wants. EB.
Club At The End Of The Street
You just described the best and weirdest day of my life
Or you could be doin tha Humpty Dance in tha bathroom.
why is he so adorable
Nice profile pic.
Ask the gods
@@alvin_row thanks dude ✌
Its just a mystery
*now we're eating chicken fries*
He’s looks and acts like that really cool music teacher that everyone’s chill with
Woofwoof Jonathon *my music teacher was an ass it’s nice you had a good one!*
Or drunk off his ass. Probably stoned XD
Man that comparison hits home. Mr.T, lmao (not T H E Mr.T
I got Lucky because that cool music teacher is the best/worst music teacher ever he lets us do almost anything and he is also my homeroom teacher
Hes called kongo (well thats not his real name we just call him that)
The other dude is just Jack Stauber from a different universe "into the stauberverse"
Rider Playz omg yes
that is
a legitimate answer to his existence
@@puckbradley3760 oh thanks dude he had a nice sound and now im 100% its a different universe stauber
Rock Stauber
So that's why Jack sung with him
The fact that they're letting him play in a burger king is amazing
I don’t think they let him I think he just started and they didn’t bother stopping
I mean, if it's a thunderstorm I doubt they'd throw him out
he’s like a very polite normally quiet homeless music wizard that i want to be friends with
Me too
.. but he's not homeless. Wizard? Yes.
@@basedaudio1 dude it's a joke
i wanna make a bard based off of jack
Its not a good nor funny joke
yellow tank top guy is an Echo Fighter for Jack Stauber
rubby mc rub rub fav comment
Ssbu huh
If so what’s your friend code
when he said "wanna duet??
MY HEART BLOSSOMED AND FLOWERED LIKE SPRING ❣
Ssenniam I am very sad that there is still no reply from him
I’d main jack stauber
Only if his taunts include nurpo
We'll be fReEeEeEeEeEeEe, we'll be fReEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe
*whispers* free
AAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaa
I felt when he went :
📈📉📈📉📈📉
how bout yalls 😔
Mr Twist eEE
big _ uwu has to be one of the funniest comments i have seen in awhile
How peeps keep describing jack:
●cool homeless dude
●cute
●fluffy
Jack is the fluffiest being known to man
@@SKELETON_FARM he’s the cutest fluffiest homeless man every to walk the earth
Yes
@@cazz7073 he might me a music wizard! : o
Like I low key wanna feel his beard it looks fluffy and soft
1:21 "On the drums!" Dude imagine being that nice and funny
The lil smile he gets before he says it like "Heehee imma boutta say a funny"
Burger King kept us warm
In the middle of a lighting storm
Yes
And we ate chicken fries
burger king was good to me
and gave me a place to eat
even in the darkest hour
i even had a place to pee
it was so good
so good
they fed me till i was full
This would have been a great time to play Cheeseburger Family.
My eyes have been opened and my conciousness has expanded
i thank thee for opening thine eyes of mine to the world
Now I know the meaning of life.
Yes
I have gained insight
The 2 seconds of pause before Jack tells a joke or makes a smartass comment is the funniest thing to me for some reason.
It's him making the joke on the spot.
@@apothecurio IS IT?!?!?
@@frydsaman6857 wooosh
@@thewoodyvarietychannel8575 Was obviously sarcasm sir - pls dont "wooosh" me in late 2019 :/
1:25
People making theories, when this is probably how he makes his songs
I just want to imagine him in his Room just pulling up a recorder and startin to sing
"he was angry today, so he cried it out"
why'd that hit me lol
Yeah that one sank in quick lol
it probably had fists
wait which song was that in
Jack finding some random dude and doing a song with him is just
the purest
most beautiful thing
ever
Oof
either way
a w
They look like twin to me for some reason
@@harutoSpring They've got the same nose and hair colour so maybe idk
Thats a Spish
He also makes music
I wish I was that *random dude* :(
As you see here we have a wild jack stauber at a Burger King eating chicken fries
His natural prey, yes.
Other preys of the jack Staubericus are cheeseburger families, pop food, and Pad Thai.
@@crowdad284 ah, yes
Oh here comes a wild friend! Oh look here, see, now they sing Jack's great tunes.
A rare sighting 📷
Jack 'Wholesome' Stauber
Jack "chicken fries" stauber
dude whats up its me stinkulitis !!
Jack 'Genius' Stauber UwU 💖
So we’re just not gonna talk about those weird ass bathroom signs....
Lmfao lol. I was looking to see why no one questioned why that girl in the sign was just leisurely leaning to demonstrate... it's a bathroom? Lol
My burger king has another variation or them. It’s funny, haha.
They scare me 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳👁👄👁😠😡😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@SKELETON_FARM is that Murdoc I smell 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 👉👈
The legs, they make me want to hide
i legit thought this was just a video of him eating food at burger king for 7 minutes straight
Reality is often dissapointing
And you still would have been fine with him just sitting there and eating fries?
Who dare thumb this down? It’s so great, he’s preforming in a Burger King, happily singing about chicken fries and love. Which is so wonderful, I love it
love that profile pic bro
Matt Watson from SuperMega?
is that matt from supermega??
Matt Watson from supermega?
*SIR!*
Jack: frEeeeEeeEeeEee
*intense shaking*
free intense shaking x4
I was reading the comments while the video was playing and I read this right as jack sung it
I read this at the exact momment he said *frEeeeEeeeeE*
FreEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe
milk milk
He has the face of a ten year old, but the beard makes him older looking, but its in a really adorable way
DiD You draW Your prOFilE PicTuRe? lOoKs reAlLy niCe
@@Fernisawakeyou
@@litteralyjustsam5262 me?
@@Fernisawake maybe
@@litteralyjustsam5262 weLl yeA
Jack stauber : * sing something un repeatable *
Dude repeating him : “umm, unexplainable word.”
Two men have seizures in burger king - The Musical
Yes just yes
LMAO
4:07
Who's the other guy?
@@joanpelpinosas a friend of the audience
"we drank a funny juice" is my favorite jack stauber quote
He has a lot of weird quotes
FUNNYJUICE
I think he means *clear milk*
@@kindofhuman8147 lmao I remember that
Funny juice
He is the Burger king
Yes
Hail the Burger King
Two time profile pic
James Fisher that picture is literally my discord pfp
From what video is ur pfp please respond
Borgerking by John Lennon
By Ringo Starr
thanks this made me snort ;’)
Actiomedey peace and love peace and love peace and love
cheesemongers
ft. Paul mcarny, and Micky D's.
I can just imagine how unsettled the people around him mustve been to just see him move like that without knowing who he is.
When he sings he looks like he's getting a very agressive massage
💀💀💀
7:07 WHEN HE GIGGLED I BURSTED IN TEARS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT'S SO CUTE
*_h e e h e e h e e h e e_*
ME TOO AKANAJJAJA
Usdisuffsfuiuriglaitfrysur 😭😭😭😭😭😭 *KEEP HIM AWAY FROM BEES* (pick a flower)
*HES TOO PURE*
Of course he made a song about sexy pants in burger King in the middle of a lightening storm
I love how he can easily sound like he's in one of those weird voice edits
I forgot what it's called,, oops
jojo is moderately artistic like a Snapchat filter????
The effect is called vibrato, and Jack Stauber has an insane natural vibrato
Like that content aware scale type shit
idk but is it autotune?
Distortion is what it’s called
ᴵ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ 𝑆 𝐸 𝐸
underrated
Damn, I love that reference
* VIBING IN MY HEAD *
Watching this alone, in the dark, at night, while eating a string cheese just hits different
bruh momento
Jack Stauber has a schizophrenic episode in a local burger king
That_AlleyCat He’s just on acid it’s gucci
damn even his schizophrenic episodes are wholesome
EmilyAuto he has schizophrenia?
acai I think it’s a joke.
ExSIN trik oh,,
Now i wonder how many crackheads i passed by that were actually known musicians
all of them
u did not 😭
it could be u it could be me it could be...
@@brainsnez it could be any one of us
Hit too close to home...
This guy is fun to hang out with lol.
Samuel Powers Dude theres literally a guy in the discord who went to college with him what is this new info to you
XT x AB
discord.gg/CkEwnUn
@@TwistedRagdoll It says that link is expired
Hey is the discord still open
When he said: “we ate chicken fries”
My man was devastated..
7:07 the laughter of a genius
Omg his laugh No homo but that was adorable
707, the same drum machine samples he used in oh klahoma and buttercup
h e e h e e h e e
heeheehee🥰🌼✨🦋🍬💛❤️🔥💫
im.... i was going to that festival.. when the storm came i went home.... i should have went to burger king...
F
F
F
F
F
Protect this purest lad
Jack: *singing*
Background: *clash*
Jack instead of getting angry: on the drums!
Everyone: *laughs
Jack: :D
i like that as well
this made me happy
Timestamp?
lava bucket 1:21
He looks absolutely stoned, drunk, or insomniac. Either way, I love his music so much
casually drinking a beer at burger king
I thought it was a sprite at first
2:48 the guy on the left looks like a B skin for jack
Lmaoo yes
he's his echo fighter
Oh yeah yeah
Here's the setlist for the BK Tour 2018.
0:30 Let It B(K)
2:48 Born To Love
4:53 Sexy Pants
these were unironically pretty good
Do u guys have it on spotify?
@@rizkyagung9809 no
Brilliant😂👏🏽
i love how the time stamp of him giggling is the most replayed
This right here is my comfort video
1:21 “On The Drums”😂😂
420 likes
best part
That made me laugh so hard :D
Come on, we can reach the last '6'
No cheeseburger family, perfect opportunity missed
Jack Stauber had a cameo in my nightmare last night
So a dream
perhaps he was in your... dog nightmare?
That's definitely not a nightmare if I've ever heard one
How can it be a nightmare if he's in it his existence fixes humanity 7:07 just listen to that lil laugh it's so wholesome aaaaa
Commenting for future updates
POV: you're in Burger King on a cloudy day, your boyfriend just dumped you but you were ready to do it anyway so it didn't affect you anyway, when you stumble upon jack and he plays this song. You are instantly a big fan and even tell you're ex boyfriend about his music. You then are blessed with the chill vibes.
Who hurt you
blink twice if ur not ok
@@evanisovich 👁👄👁 -👄- 👁👄👁 -👄- 👁👄👁
Heaven on earth
let's appreciate the high note at 4:01 when he says "ice cream"
Я оценила
Burger king should use this footage in commercials honestly
one of the finest performances of 2018
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO AMAZING AND WHOLESOME LOOK AT THIS BURGER KING BOI IN A B U R G E R K I N G
4:00 “man i gotta get another job...”
5:34 "Oh mama, idk wth is going on here but im out. Peace"
This video is the definition of chill vibes
Part One:
"I find myself at burger king. Now we're eating chicken fries. Eating fries at Burger King, and we sing. Burger King, he kept us warm. In the middle of a lightning storm, and we ate chicken fries, yeah! Burger King was good to me. He gave me a place to eat, even in the darkest hour, I even had a place to pee. It was so good, so good, he fed me till i was full, Burger King ('On the drums!!'...
We're all eating together, taking shelter from.. god's wrath on us. He was angry today and he cried it out, but we ate our chicken fries and we drank a funny juice and now we're all here waiting for the rain to stop.
("um the original is John Lennon, Burger King is a non affiliated company.")"
gods work
Acho q vi um auto corretor atuando no final kkkk
i love how he takes a turn whenever he has the chance to rhyme
We’ll be freeeeeeehehehehehe
id like to preface that the tv behind jack at the beginning was all static-y which just shows that wherever jack goes he carries that vhs vibe with him.
i love jack so much bro like words cannot describe how much
THAT BEATLES REFERENCE MADE ME CRY
Where??
time stamp?
Same
Wait I dont get it enlighten me
I think they mean the first song Jack played, Let it B(k)
This is the most pure dorky thing ever
Everything about his performances just feel so down to earth and happy, I love Jack so much.
I can just imagine Jack in his studio where he creates songs on his keyboard, swaying back and forth as he plays with no one around and it's kinda scary. 😂😂😂
Lol
When she said 5 minutes I felt like I didn't have much time left
mcdonalds must be so sad rn
"Find a way to have the pants to stayyyy"
"... *Belt* " -vine
fucking underrated comment
Sexy pants.. Jack Stauber..
*hello sexy pants.. bill wurtz.*
*...finally...*
Edit: 7:07 THE GIGGLE IM CRYING OMG. ITS TOO PURE.
THE GIGGLE WAS SO CUTE OMG
hehehee
I love how he just looks like a normal dude you'd see next door with his small scruffy white dog yet he has so many fans and so many songs
THANKYOU TH-cam RECOMMENDED THIS VIDEO BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY EVERYTIME I SEE IT
I want to be this man
Understandable.
Why
@@ThemisticShadow i too would wish I had an incredibly magnetic personality with lots of talent and and weird imagination
Saturated Neō Wax We all do brother. We all do.
this makes me wanna go to burger king more often
im not even into dudes yet i wanna marry him.
i am still constantly watching this video after 4 months
State same
y'all are valid
I want this man to be my religion
@@StatesMusic I am a big fan of him too lol
I wish I was friends with him **cries in jack stauber**
Omg I was just scrolling through the comments and found you here lol
Also same
YEEEEEEEEAAAA
The other dude that sang with him did so good too, it's amazing honestly
He's so wholesome and frankly pretty adorable
Jack is so nice and has such a perfect voice I almost cried from a happiness overload!!!!!!!
Jack Stauber is so amazing, I’m a huge fan, I would love to meet him someday. :3
Same
Same
update? have you mmet him yets😳
Jack: we'll be FREeEeEeEeeEe
Captions: [laughter]
Not funny.
Funny
We'll be free heheheh
I'm a fan of this dude. I'm often disturbed but never bored. I saw Opal years ago and still think about it.
Jack has quite the vocal range.
The best way I can describe this feeling is joyful cringe
😂😂
Ye
That isn't even cringe. It's joy.
It reminds me of me and my middle school friends, doing things that for others could give a lot of cringe, but remind it gives me a generous amount of happiness.
no cringe, just joy
I used to think this dood was really deliberate and some sort of subculture Machiavelli, but I am slowly coming to believe.
I think hes just himself tbh
“One day you’ll know, how these pants have to go”
Damn Jack chill 😳
“Then one day you’ll grow up into a big big oak tree.
And one day I’ll cut you down and I’ll harvest your beans.”
I felt that. 😭
He's so pure and cute and i love him like WOW I JUST GET SO HAPPY
Are you a girl??
Surprise I purposefully made all the song titles have 3 syllables as a reference to 2:24 hahaa
@@soomysoom1419 no
@@soomysoom1419 I'm the one holding the camera
Sick
Lucky lol this is awesome
420 likes
Yes , A bouncy boi.
I like how he was wildly moving his arm up and down randomly when the black chick walked in
Imagine walking into your burger King, and you see Jack bloody Stauber there.
Say hi now 💀
Could all of these be on his next album?
Scribble Core YESSSSS Pleaseeee
I know right?
Instead of pop food next album will be fast food
@@JoaoRenatoBail lmao
Imagine going to burger king and find jack making an anthem for them
This is genuinely awesome
Jack is like, _THE_ most wholesome human being in existence. I love him for that.
"The original is John Lennon" peak Beatles humor
i couldn't find it. Do you mind sharing its link?
@@rohitsbisht6146 I think it was a joke
@@rohitsbisht6146 the song is let it be, if that's what you meant
He's like 2-D from the *monkiz* but younger and wholesomener
Are you sure it's not 2-D of the *apez*
Cimpz
I thought it was the *Homo Sapienz.*
aw man i love the *s i m i a n z*
G O R I L L A Z