Trapped In A Island With Josh Hutcherson
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ธ.ค. 2017
- Nobody asked for this but that's only because they didn't know to ask for it.
The best things to ask Josh Hutcherson to perform as a one-man show:
The Ten Commandments - / jennynicholson
Paranormal Activity - / jennyenicholson
The 3rd Hunger Games movie, which he wasn't in that much - / spider_jewel
All of Mad Men - / jennynicholsonvids
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr Toad - / spiderjewel
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T H E R E M A K E B E S N A K E S
love your Pic! stVincent is bae
TJ Hastie n
I see you everywhere on this website
Best quote ever. I truly love it.
If she doesn't read the comments... how is this pinned? #OneSentenceHorrorStory
Regular self-insert fanfiction is so boring. DOUBLE self-insert fanfiction is where it's at.
Everyone is John fanfiction where everyone is the author.
"Patrick hurried to upvote a comment. 'What are you watching?' Patricio asked him."
But isn't the main female in every romance novel a self-incert character?
I'm pretty sure this is a form of behavior therapy
That's just selfcest at that point
This fanfic is the preteen girl equivalent to a parrot seeing itself in a mirror & trying to fight its own reflection.
This comment killed me, thank you
im still laughing as i type this jesus XD
I’m WHEEZING
🤣
THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD HAHAHHA
This author‘s critical mistake was casting Amanda Seyfried as her self insert character. That’s when the latent jealousy began to build, culminating in another self insert who is actually herself
"critical mistake" lmfao
I imagine this as like, an unconscious decision her mind made her do, like, a mind parasite slowly taking over her, only for her to fight back
"You cannot allow Amanda to steal Josh from you" ThatVampireChick Kaitlin's mind told herself harshly.
now this is the real story
I imagine her arguing with her reflection like the Green Goblin.
“You’ve taken your eye off the ball”
Came back to this video after watching Josh Hutcherson in the FNAF movie. Imagine if in another universe he acted out Five Nights at Freddy's to Kate while she's suffering from a broken leg. Imagine.
Imagining it quickly devolving into a rant about the differences between the games and the movie and it’s just deeply unpleasant
Trapped On An Pizzeria with Josh Hutcherson
YES ME TOO. I HADNT THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR YEARS
Same, and I even checked Tumblr right after watching the movie. Let’s just say Hutchermania is back in season.
@@grfrjiglstan plenty of fan edits
Okay this is an actual part of "still trapped in an island with josh hutcherson"
"I went to a shop and brought a boat I didn’t have any money but people give me boats for free sometimes because I am josh hutcherson after all."
I love that this implies that people have just given him a boat on multiple occasions. So many questions, were they all strangers? How big were the boats?
The store? Does he buy his boats at target or Jc penny? You have to be careful at target. The best boats are always hidden behind the graph paper.
sanderflop also why doesnt he have any money? He needs to get a better accountant and plan a future. He cant be trapped in an island forever
I gave Josh Hutcherson a boat and he didn't even say thank you.
This a meme now.
Kate represents the innocence of youth and Katlyn represents the darkness of adulthood which is why Kate is left behind in the end and Katlyn gets to leave the island (puberty) and go on to the real world (adulthood)
kyle harriman that's pretty d e e p man
I would ask why Katlyn is so rude and mean but that would be stupid cos of obvious reasons so just ignore me lol
Why is this a better book than the final product?
you made me see the light
You can tell me how deep you think a puddle is, but I'm still not going to try diving into it.
now that josh hutcherson is relevant again it's time we start pushing for Trapped In A Island With Josh Hutcherson to become a movie
We can campaign for fnaf to be renamed to "trapped on an pizzeria with Josh Hutcherson"
Second this
I wonder if the fnaf movie will resurrect his fandom and he’ll become the next white boy of the month. I’ve already seen him get new fangirls over the trailers.
when i learned the casting of the fnaf movie i immediately said Trapped On A Office With Josh Hutcherson
@@unicornbarfingrainbows7599 it happened, he’s white boy of the month 😭
“i found this site called wattpad” is an objectively funny thing to say
Wattpad finds you
To be fair, when she made this video, nobody over the age of 12 knew what Wattpad was. This was long before they actually started publishing the garbage on that site and Netflix made their garbage movies.
@@amityislandchum My friend, wattpad has been infamous for years, way before they started turning fanfics into movies lmao
It was honestly weird not hearing her say app
@@amityislandchum 4 years ago I was 17 and I'd known about Wattpad for years
I maintain that there's always one redeeming bit in every bad piece of writing, and in THIS bad piece of writing, it's the odd way she describes the act of falling: "My feet found air." Very unique and expressive.
If I were an editor, I would simply leave this description untouched, it is masterful.
I know this comment is a year old but, having been a dumb kid writer on wattpad, that’s a fairly common phrase for falling in fanfiction :/ it does sound neat and nice though
Her feet found air and her face found sand
Too bad the context makes it sound ridiculous and awkward.
I felt that and agree
"If only one of these people was a doctor instead of a useless actor."
Im-
LOL
Seinfield music plays.
Foreshadowing!
Okay, but imagine a thriller/psychological horror movie with the premise "I was shipwrecked on an island with my celebrity crush, but then a dark, evil clone of myself showed up" and then it ends up being a metaphor for self-sabotage and self-loathing.
Fuck that sounds cool
That would work as a movie though it will require lots of polish. Still, it’s a very good idea.
Okay, who leaked this unreleased "Black Mirror" script?
@@iantaakalla8180 so I definitely read that as polish as in the language.
Neon Genesis Isla Entrapta
I love that the catalyst of this entire saga was that Josh was trying to ward off Jennifer Lawrence’s aggressive flirting
Given that nobody goes to look for him, my head canon is that Lawrence watches him choose the cold death of the ocean over her company, laughs at what a cad he is, and goes to tell the nearest person she just got shot down again.
Isn't this the other fanfiction written on ao3 about Josh and Jennifer stuck on an island after their plane crashed while flying to some city to film the Hunger Games?
"...nobody is looking for Josh Hutcherson."
Sounds like the most realistic part of the story.
that is fucking... sooo hilarious
johnmburt1960 Is mean really the only bad thing you can think of?
johnmburt1960 That's mean
Sick burn! I hope Josh Hutcherson doesn't read that comment; it would hurt because it's true
Brittany Rose sorry to be an annoying book nerd but you should 100% read the books, I really recommend them :)
You know Josh has a big day planned when he wears his 50 dollars grey shirt and jeans combo
Slummin it! /s
Nater oh yeah its formal\casual
eady for some fanfic wear.
I read that in Arin Henson's voice when he narrated the Doki Doki game.
This is killing me 💀💀
I love that Katelyn won a vacation on (in) a tropical island and she apparently spent the time eating chips, writing fanfiction, and walking around in her underwear. Absolute mood
Who wouldn’t do that? Everybody, that’s who.
I dunno about the carrying the giant protrait of oneself tho, thats a bit much
@@joeyjojoshabadoo2508 Why not, what's a massive portrait of yourself next to lugging around a wide assortment of men's clothes in various sizes as well as your fat grandmas old dresses.
judging by the items in the house, it seems like the owner of this house is katelyn's grandma and the contestant pool was limited to her grandchildren
@@jessicesthahaha that is an amazing theory
one of my favorite fanfic quirks is every author's complete inability to comprehend time. Staring at someone else in silence for 10 minutes would be so uncomfortably long that it swings the tone wildly from romance novel to horror movie, and I will never not laugh at it.
im imagining it as like 3 wild west outlaws flicking their glances between each other FOR 10 MINUTES lmao
I think that's where we went wrong in the first place. We came in with an expectation of romance and found ourselves in an existential psychological horror. The author was clever enough to plant the seeds right from the start.
god you're so right. even very good authors of fanfiction that i otherwise enjoy will do this. like, character x asks a question, then after "a full minute of thought" character y responds...like, after sixty (60) seconds of dead silence, the conversation would be fully over. character x walked away, man
I feel like they meant it was glances thrown at a person while the one who stared didn't straight up stare but looked elsewhere too, maybe was talking to someone too or doing something but was looking at the person (stared) as well idk
I recently read the hunger games books and it's exactly like that, Suzanne Collins has no idea how lonv 10 mins are lol
the virgin: kate
the chad: kaitlin
LavosAdvocate the Stacy: josh hutcherson
@@Amsayy *_there's a third option?_*
Do you mean the trevor
This gave me an alpha level laugh
"man thats sounds really bad...if only one of the people on this island was a doctor instead of useless actor" OH MY GOD
Or a crazy bald guy that can speak to the island
june I LITERALLY FUCKING SQUEALED.
I actually laughed out loud at that.
😂😂
I only just got it and feel foolish. And am also laughing.
I HOPE PEOPLE FIND THIS VIDEO AGAIN DURING THE JOSH HUTCHERSON RENAISSANCE
I recommend it to a friend after sending them a million edits of Josh
IM HERE BC OF THE RENAISSANCE
here bc it was in my recommended !!!
WE HAVE !!!!
Trapped on a pizzeria with josh hutcherson
Honestly tween girls’ creativity is such a treasure.
The effort(or lack of) put into this fanatic is oddly inspiring
Huge agree.
When I was 11 I wrote a script for a short film that I wanted to film with my friends. It never came to fruition but I still have the script. It was called "The Kidnapping" and it was about twin girls Mindy and Kindy whose mother gets kidnapped by a jealous evil lady named Lora, so instead of calling 911, the twins band together with their four friends and beat the shit out of Lora and her minions using golf clubs, kitchen knives, slingshots, and plot convenience. It's filled with "random XD" 2015 humor, random things just appearing when the plot calls for it, and hilariously dark bullshit.
@@evangelinewood3325Sounds like "John dies at the end", so it actually could achieve success potentially)
in my headcanon josh hutcherson wrote this himself
while he was on the drugs
@@mfbjo6854 you mean in drugs
There are reasons Why he is a ‚useless actor‘
That would make it a story about his three self-inserts which is awesome
He wanted everyone to know about his 50 dollars gray shirt
"okay, this is surreal - she's literally fighting with _herself_ over josh hutcherson"
freud would have loved to have gotten a hold of this shit
Freud would lose his fucking mind
I'd love to see what Jung would have said about it
It would have been awesome if, in the final chapter, one of the characters decided to get revenge on another by writing a book called "Trapped in an Island with Josch Hutcherson."
@@sebschimeck1273 This is the true Monomyth. Fuck the hero's journey
freud would have been a top wattpad author if he were born a zoomer
hilarious how josh hutcherson gets carried away by a wave like a coconut
I know it's been four years, but I just have to say: I have watched this video dozens of times. From the ages of 14 to 17, i was OBSESSED with josh hutcherson. like, when he got a girlfriend I laid on my floor and listened to adele on my ipod touch and sobbed obsessed. this video is like looking at a fish eye lens at a distorted version of my teenage self and it is so painful and yet I lose my mind laughing every time.
also, every time I tell people I used to be obsessed with josh hutcherson they're like "omg have you seen that jenny nicholson video about the josh hutcherson fanfic" so like. I really do think this video is the greatest lasting legacy that man has
im sorry
Be honest: are you ThatVampireChick?
Did you have a Josh Hutcherson teddy bear though? Because if you didn't, you were a fake fan.
(I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.)
I met josh hutcherson when i was 7, he came to my elementary school for some reason. Strongest memory was that he asked my teacher where the bathroom was, and she told him, and then told me “it’s embarrassing he’s going into that bathroom, it smells like urinals”
@@taylor4657 your teacher's line killed me. I can just see the scene so clearly. 💀
Signed. I would love to see this film, but only if it is filmed exactly as written including both 10 minute pauses.
omg please
With lines such as "There make be snakes!"
I can imagine at the theater just everyone who's already seen the movie making a mad dash for the concessions stand and the bathrooms during those times.
That's not even the funniest bit. In that film with two 10 minute pauses I imagine that there's an old timey placard that says 'Three months later...' that only shows up for about 3 seconds. The time disparity is what I live for.
I can't imagine anyone paying theater prices to see it more than once...
I love how she portrayed Josh as utterly inefficient in a crisis, easily manipulated, oblivious and generally a simpleton.
Josh Hutcherson Himbo Representative
Josh Himb-erson
dumb people cant write smart characters ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Truly the perfect man
She wanted a himbo
Honestly with Josh getting a boost in popularity with him being in the FNAF movie, we need a reboot of this fic
Stuck in Freddy Fazbear's Pizza with Josh Hutcherson
@@yeti_rex07 Stuck on a Freddy Fazbear Pizza *
A part 2 we didn't know we needed
@@Ash_Carnelian 😭
The fondest wish of my heart is that someday they make a drunk history style video of this. They get both Jennifer Lawrence and Amanda Seyfried on board. The role of Josh Hutcherson is played by Liam Hemsworth
Josh doesn’t even play himself 🤣
Amanda will play both Kate and Kaitlyn
@@seikoshinohara3084 and she wins an emmy for the wonderful display of her range
John Malkovich
how does it feel to be this funny? 😅
I love how Kaitlyn writes herself as a horrible person. I wish I was that honest about my own self image.
Dad Memes omg 😂
I just cried from laughing!
I wonder if Kaitlyn wrote herself horrible on purpose. She might not see anything wrong with her actions.
Yeah it's kind of refreshing. You don't see it much.
Maybe she just really hates herself
I would ask Josh Hutcherson to perform "Trapped in a island with Josh Hutcherson" so we could get 4 times more meta
Gabriel Larena you officially win the comment section
Thus creating a time loop in when in his reenactment Josh Hutcherson would have to start reenacting the story again...and again... and again, never getting past this part. They never leave the island.
''Thats like... Sixteen walls!''
That's fucking amazing
I would feel really bad for the author to have her celebrity crush do a roasting dramatic reading of the story she wrote about him.
Headcannon: whoever made the whistle edit wrote this
hopefully not, a person shouldn`t have that much power
Man, imagine being a girl who meets her celebrity crush, they fall in love while on a grand adventure, and the second he meets someone sexier he drops the protagonist without a hint of remorse. That's a villain backstory if I ever heard one.
GASP - maybe it's a fight club twist
kate/kaitlyn is like tyler durden and the narrator
josh is like marla singer, confused at why the protagonist appears to be envious of themself
What if this happened to Katylin with a previous celeb crush who left with a previous version of her self, she wrote fanfic on the island about her new crush, who shows up with the new version of herself, who she steals her new crush from, restarting the cycle
Not to mention the “sexier someone else” was just yourself, but an evil self
maybe it's a fight club sequel. kate and katelyn are revealed at the end to both be personas of marla singer
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edit: oh i just realized I'm basically responding to my own comment from a year ago 😂
the real fight club twist is the friends we made along the way
@@jessicestOMG I can't believe this reply it's so funny and very fight Club of you
Fun fact: Trapped In A Island With Josh Hutcherson was the original pitch for Lost
I'm sorry, WHAT?
@@macolatte3628 pretty sure it's a joke haha
I LOVE this comment thank u so much
Lost... in a island with Josh Hutcherson
Trapped In A Island With Smoke Monster
Why did she never talk about the description of this book 😭😭
“kate runs away from home on her dads small boat while josh is on a cruse ship and a storm comes and they both fall but caus kate cant swim and josh is a really good swimmer he saves her but they get stuck on a island together so a celebrity and a normal teenage girl stuck on an island what will happen well they fall in love or get hungrey and eat each other read this book to find out”
thank you for sharing this
I WANT TO WRITE AN ALTERNATE ENDING WHERE THEY CANNIBALIZE EACH OTHER NOW
Not the founding father of bones and all
I'm crying that took such an unexpected turn
Is it weird that I found this surprisingly wholesome? Like fanfics can be so weird and gross but this was just a girl hanging out with Josh Hutcherson on an island
Agreed. This is adorable! And it takes guts to write yourself as the villain. Especially when you also wrote yourself as the hero.
*in* a island
Idk. The ending where the author got jealous of her own oc was kind of sociopathic.
@@misterkingdom3571 sociopathic????? 💀💀
@@martinebonita2658 ppl will really apply any old label to anything these days lmao
I love how the biggest obstacle in becoming an actress was apparently the transportation to Hollywood
I think it’s an understanding based on the Muppet movie.
@@gentlerat there are worse examples to follow
which she overcomes with incredible ease, by the way
Actually the biggest obstacle was becoming trapped on an island with Josh Hutcherson.
@@lillasagna5487 *in a island
I originally thought this writer was a hack but it takes some guts to write yourself into a story as a horrible seductress fighting against your own self-insert. That's some high level meta pathos right there.
Right like I wish to have this much confidence
Or possibly schizophrenia.
@@ThreadBomb Common misconception:
Schizophrenia (or Psychosis) is a disorder whereby people have difficulty interpreting reality. Mostly because they have several types of hallicunations and/or (usually and ) because their brains convinces them of the most outlandish stuff (e.g. that everyone is observing them because they are the star of a reality show.
What you're thinking of is multiple personality disorder.
(Source: I'm a clinical psychologist)
Though I can't blame you for not knowing that, the movie and TV industries make that mistake pretty much constantly, and nobody knows what's what anymore.
@@elonwhatever it was a joke, not a diagnosis. Oh, and if you want ppl to belive you are a psychologist dont "source" it
@@ivicasta327 why do you feel the need to be hostile in your reply?
There was no reproach in my statement. Only clarification and understanding.
Jenny looking scandalized and saying "Oh my god! I hate Josh Hutcherson!" as if the real Josh Hutcherson had anything to do with the interaction was so goddamn funny
Nothing screams “fun birthday” like being stuck in an island with Josh Hutcherson acting out your favourite movie whilst you lie there with a broken leg and no painkillers starving to death listening to his great and original funny sense of humour. (It nearly killed me to put no punctuation in that ‘sentence’)
in a island
Sometimes I look at my cheap, colourful shirts, and weep.
😂
The Great Gatsby (1925)
@@MrPenguinFingers * Obnoxious Hip-hop Plays over the scene as it fast forwards itself *
@@MrPenguinFingers a year later and i’m still crying at this comment
@@MrPenguinFingers with tears in my eyes, *”you shut ur fuccup”*
So I, like many of you, NEEDED to know what happened in Still trapped in an Island with Josh Hutcherson, so I downloaded Wattpad to read the sequel. Honestly the first chapter is amazing, Josh realizes he needs to go back to save Kate, goes to a boat store to get a boat, and even though he has no money, he lets the reader know he gets free boats given to him all the time because "he's Josh Hutcherson after all." Second chapter, The house Kate is in gets struck by lighting and the roof collapses on her. Meanwhile, Josh gets thrown into the ocean from his boat and gets chased by sharks but at the last moment he is saved by a blonde girl with a speed boat, just wandering the ocean by herself. And then, and THEN...
The book ends. Never updated again. It's been years. We'll never find out what happens next. I'm trying not to cry.
Wow, what a tease ending. Also, you look like the type of person in your pic who would want to know how the story ended ;-p
Do you think the blonde girl in a speed boat is ANOTHER self-insert?
Fine. I'll do it myself.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
It's this fic's "'Abracadabra,' I shooted!" (My Immortal) Ending.
“I leave the pathos of my childhood follies on an island to die” Kate is gonna be a fascinating person. Freud could never.
You’ll go on the drugs
I’m aware that this is because my parents never did it to me, but it does seem pretty weird if you take a step back to think you can control how your child navigates capitalism. I get the impulse to want them to be protected from it but maybe idk get to know the person you made. What do they want to do.
you’re a fascinating person i love you
@xenopyxis You’re a fascinating person, I love YOU.
how do i see your comments everywhere?!
As someone who was obsessed with Josh Hutcherson when I was younger, I just want to throw it out there that there is not one, but TWO movies that feature Josh Hutcherson being stuck IN an island: Journey to the Center of the Earth and Journey 2: the Mysterious Island
Omg I literally commented this too! So glad I’m not the only one who still remembers those movies
Those were my favorite movies and I had no idea he was even in hunger games until I first saw this video
Stuck on a Mysterious island with Josh Hutcherson
It all makes sense now…
Journey 3: guess what
“Joshes pov”
How nice that she got trapped with multiple Joshes.
How beautiful, how strong. Kate smiled through the tears as the horde approached.
" We love you, Kate." They cried in unison.
" I love you too, Josh Hutchersons. All four hundred of you."
She took the hand of the closest Josh and dragged him into the bushes. This was going to be a long night, Kate thought.
That sounds like hell.
I imagine the inside of a Borg ship filled with Josh Hutchersons. Every time one of them dies hilariously, uh, tragically on the island, another is released from his alcove and transported in to replace the previous model.
Get the fan canon ready!
so ... like the end of Oblivion? :D
“Joshes POV”
There are multiple Josh Hutchersons and they share a collective POV. This is it.
The Hutcherson Hive Mind. Long has it waited for its lost drone to return to the island.
@@Maksie0 this instills indescribable dread in my body
They're a boy band made up of four Joshes
Siddharth Krishna the fifth one got stuck in a island 😳
@@Maksie0 ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Five nights in an island with josh hutcherson
in a island* thank you very much
Trapped In An Pizzeria With Josh Hutcherson
Trapped In An Springlock Suit With William Afton
can't wait for the sequel: "trapped on a abusive relationship with josh hutcherson"
Trapped in a loveless marriage with a middle-aged Josh huthcherson
rogerina may
that's the joke, probably mocking the 'trapped in a island's mistakes
Trapped an a abusive relationship***
I’m cackling
*and one direction
i realize i’m late to the party but i’m somewhat disappointed the bio for this fic wasn’t shared, particularly the line “so a celebrity and a normal teenage girl stuck on an island what will happen well they fall in love or get hungrey and eat each other read this book to find out” mwah a masterpiece
Stuck in an island.
Stuck in a island.
Stuck in an oven by Josh Hutcherson.
I had to read that a few times hoping I didn't have a stroke lmao
I’M CRYING
Your mom sold you to one direction. I'm trapped in a island with josh hutcherson. We are not the same
16:14 The image of everyone staring at each other “for ten minutes” is just amazing
Yes! I adore any fictional scene where characters gaze silently at each other for any amount of time longer than 5 seconds.
to give everyone a frame of reference of how long 10 mins is...imagine three people just staring at each other with no words spoken from the time this video starts to when Jenny makes a joke about Josh Hutcherson running a one-man show
Fan Theory: JLaw pushed him over the railing
Kai Bishop My Theory: JLaw is the evil Kate
You’re all wrong, JLaw was the island the whole time!
No! JLaw is Josh!
JLAW MAKE BE SNAKES!
Updated Theory: she was a clone of the real JLaw who was actually on a spaceship going to Homestead 2 under an assumed identity. She has no clue her clone went crazy and pushed Josh into the ocean.
me: **dies from severe blood loss before i could finish telling Josh Hutcherson what my favorite film is so he could Act It for me while a whole bone is sticking out from my mangled leg and im delirious from the shock and quickly losing consciousness as im bleeding to death**
cute boy Josh Hutcherson who i am stuck with in a island: **removes his shirt which is grey and fiffy dollarts**
sambi bambi I would like, but... nice
@@Nerdgirl9820 this comment is a masterpiece
Quotes make the world
Also love how a compound leg break was healed completely kn only a month without proper medical attention. Not even a splint or makeshift cast. Just a $50 grey shirt and some dirty leaves. Totally wont get a deadly infection nor heal out of place.
"fiffy" made me choke on spit
Jenny's post-credit realisation that Kate "fell down a pit" to reach Josh suggests it was not a cave, but deeper. Kate is in hell. Apart from explaining why they survived without apparent effort, this is why her idol and love betrays her, her "real" form torments her, and they both happen upon a (divinely ordained) escape and leave her to her fate.
Oh my god
This is some Jordan Peterson level analysis.
@@Isaakios82 I shall not stand for this slight against my character. I'm going to sit down.
I missed this episode of LOST.
I wanna point out that the censored American version of Um Jammer Lammy changes the line "So you can play in hell" to "So you can play in an island."
22:06 "He-he's not filming a next movie! He's trapped In A Island!" The sincerity of this delivery is so beautiful and I am a subscriber specifically for this content.
Thank you for pointing this out I can’t stop laughing
“ josh, you can’t just walk into someone’s house ! “ i said.
*he opened the door and we walked inside.*
I mean she's right. You can't just walk into someone's house. You gotta open the door first.
@@7MukuroRealm damn, case solved
she - procedes to eat some cheaps she found in someone’s house
theres a fanfic parody of this on wattpad called "Trapped In A Island with Jenny Nicholson" lol I'd highly recommend it
There are some ridiculous lines that kind of make it worth it. "I shouldn't waste the air I hyperventilate" and "Author's note: ouch" are my two favorite
God it’s outstanding
This is getting interesting...
Timothy McLean you have made me so happy with this knowledge.
Can confirm, it's great, but i wouldn't want to be trapped in a island with Jenny Nicholson after reading it...
The twist makes perfect sense to me. It's like when you're playing Zoo Tycoon, and you get bored building a perfect zoo so you start letting all the animals out and kill the guests.
Kate got bored of her "nice girl in happy relationship with Josh" story (because it is boring) and decided to make it an "evil girl steals Josh from his girlfriend" story (which is way more interesting). Respect!
“If you were stuck in a island with a broken leg, what movie would you have Josh Hutcherson act as a one man show?” Might be the funniest thing I’ve heard this year. I can’t stop laughing.
Definitely unexpected, lol, but maybe more plausible than it seems, strangely. I mean, I’ve done some weird stuff trying to distract patients from pain when they were maxed out on their meds and I had the time to, or to keep someone awake so they didn’t go to bed with a concussion, etc.
Oldboy. I want him to act Oldboy.
I would ask for Die Hard
Definitely the 2024 Mean Girls but I'd ask him to sing the Broadway version of "Stupid with Love."
I thought Titanic immediately…but Lion King would be hilarious
“We all stared at eachother for 10 minutes”
a clock ticking in the background
😐
That would be epic with some Ennio Morricone music in the background
well well well, look who it is
imagine just standing there, staring at someone without saying anything for 10 minutes straight.
" i found this site called wattpad" *OH CHRIST*
THIS VIDEO IS MORE RELEVANT THAN EVER RIGHT NOW
Headcannon: the person who wrote this made THE edit
@@michaelblanchette7914can u blow my whistle baby whistle baby 😏
the threatening energy of "Josh Hutcherson is still alive for the time being" was fantastic
The "I know Jennifer because she was in The Hunger Games with me" stream of consciousness reminded me of Homer's "money can be exchanged for goods and services" bit for some reason.
Both are lines that will go down in history 😁
Aww Jennifer Lawrence? I wanted a Hunger Games
“Explain how!”
It made me think of the BuffyBot reading the information files of all of her friends aloud.
"Willow! You're recently gay!"
"Anya! How is your money?"
"Jennifer! You were in The Hunger Games with me."
"Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up, and he's bloody stupid."
@@amityislandchum oh my god why didn’t I know about that 💀
that vampire chick was obviously inspired by David Lynch's signature motifs of contrasting doppelgänger characters & self-inserts, as well as his traditional conflict of two women fighting each other for success or the love of a guy. a true spectacle.
When they inevitably make the Trapped In A Island with Josh Hutcherson movie, he should direct. I'm not even kidding; seeing David Lynch's take on a fan fiction would be the cultural event of the decade.
Well yea, obviously. Jenny wouldn't have read us bits of this masterpiece if it wasnt as nuanced as every other american classic.
The Mullholland Drive of fanfics...
Kaitlynn's house is actually the Black Lodge
AMANDA SEYFRIED WAS STRAIGHT UP ONE OF THE STARS IN THE LAST SEASON OF TWIN PEAKS
THIS COULD HAPPEN IN THE EXACT WAY THE AUTHOR IMAGINED
I can now confirm that if I were stuck in a desert island with the agony of a broken leg, I would ask josh hutcherson to act out the fnaf movie as a one man show
now that i watched the fnaf movie i can finally say that this video isn't my only context for josh hutcherson
did you not see/read the hunger games?
@@cuddlewuffle when the gunger hames occupied the public consciousness and consequentially my pals' minds i was in the trenches of homestuck tumblr 💔
@@tivaspotatothat was quiet poetic
Thank you for your service 🫡🫡
If this became a movie, I would hope Kate and Katelyn would be played by the same actress. Also, the grammar mistakes would absolutely need to stay. I'm picturing the poster with "Trapped in a Island" across the top and "there make be snakes" as the tagline.
🤣
If it's like Adaptation then I would probably like it. Although that was a movie about the struggles of writing a movie adaptation of a not-so-great book.
I’m just imagining Amanda Seyfreid and Amanda Seyfreid with a dark wig fighting over Josh Hutcherson
the long-winded narration is represented by the characters looking directly at the camera and telling the audience
I'm envisioning the "You Belong with Me" music video where Taylor Swift competes against Taylor Swift in a wig.
Ah, yes, There Make Be Snakes, the brother band of They Might Be Giants
Famous for their hit "Trapped In an Birdhouse On Your Soul"
My favorite is probably "Istanbul (knot Chernobyl)".
The There Make Be Snakes TH-cam channel is called Pentagon Guys
mmm my favorite song, Things Are Weigh
There wrote my favourite song "Docter werm"
this video has aged fantastically considering josh hutcherson's sudden re-rise to fame
Can't escape that damn whistle
Unbound by the conventions of the writer's craft, young writers tend to adhere to tropes present in media they've consumed. But sometimes, very occasionally, they completely break with all rhyme and reason and do some WILD shit.
ShootingStarNeo "WILD shit" as in fifty dollars gray t-shirt?
droma lloma yes
This was unprecedented
ShootingStarNeo It broke new ground
@Leo Asmaklis The fact that a plain gray shirt would have the nerve to cost fifty fucking gazoolas is tense enough
As a celebrity I must agree with the Josh Hutcherson POV. I too own a $50 tshirt. I often wear it when my limo "of for to take me" to the cruise ship. You pleebs wouldn't understand.
I don't know if you wrote "pleebs" intentionally but I treated it as a typo of "plebs" when I read it and for the life of me I don't know why the fuck I started giggling so hard
Pleebs
Sounds like an alien race from a kid's show
tbh two self inserts that are romantic rivals is one of the best original ideas I've seen come out of Wattpad
I’d ask Josh to act out “Trapped in a Island with Josh Hutcherson”, the hit film starring Amanda Seyfried as Kate and Matt Damon as Josh Hutcherson.
"Jenny reads questionably written stories" is my favorite kind of videos
Lovy saaaaame! And a close second is when she dissects movies and Tv
"That's probably more success than most of you have ever achieved."
Savage, Jenny. True, but savage.
The only thing that gives me solace is that in all my thousands of words, I've never considered penning the phrase, "fifty dollars gray shirt and jeans."
23,000 views are her coming back to see her view count every day though
Yeah, it cut a bit deep tbh
I think she's just sick of some of her viewers seeing these videos, and then going to Amazon, Wattpad, etc. to ruthlessly trash the authors. Frankly, if that's why she was so brutal, I agree with her. Every profession on Earth would be about 95% smaller if only the people who were fully talented from day one engaged in it. Let the teenagers and hobbyists have their fun in peace, I say.
I still get to make fun of it though.
“I’m not a pilot, but if I see a helicopter in a tree, I can say: ‘they fucked up’.”
“I just got dumped twice in a row and I’m looking for the right guy” had me in tears
you blow my whistle baby whistle baby
The sequel: Kaitlyn realizes how awful Josh is (and by extension herself) and goes back to the island to bring Kate home. The boat malfunctions and they're stuck. Theres a redemption arc for Kaitlyn as they learn from each other. Become girlfriends and begin sustainable farming
how did you just come up with a fix for the worst story imaginable?
How dare you give a good premise and not write it-
gay power saved this story
Wasn't there an onion article called "Lesbian Farmers take over Texas" or smth? Would fit perfectly😂
The only real gay icons
I just love how this girl unconsciously writes a self insert for this story, and then _gets jealous of said self insert_ . that's the epitome of 13 girls right there
were you unconscious when you wrote this comment?
@@toadfrommariokart64 huh? No... I mean she unknowingly wrote a self insert character..
@@nocctea no it's just that the author was probably aware of the irony
Which girls?
Sarah Siebeck as an ex-thirteen year old fanfiction writer, I guarantee she was not.
If you read this right it's kinda a psychological thriller. The author is cuckolded by a version of her self, the shadow of her mind.
hoping for a revival of 13 year old girls obsessed with josh hutcherson thanks to the fnaf movie
revival is VERY back 😭😭
It is baffling to me that Kaitlyn had a large portrait of herself covering the secret entrance to her room on her supposed get-away??
Wyatt Reno HAHA I JUST REALIZED
You could write an entire essay psychoanalyzing the author of this fanfic while exploring in depth the complex themes and metaphors of the piece itself
Julia Brockmam I’d read it
Do your own homework.
Is it finished yet? xD
Brynn McKenna when will it be published?
The fact that this vid got recommended to me right after the josh hutcherson whistle meme is chefs kiss
It's not a coincidence, yt algorithm noticed an uptick in engagement on videos about josh hutcherson
I can’t believe Moon Knight stole the plotline of a person stealing their partner from an alternate version of themself from Trapped In An Island With Josh Hutcherson
I always put on my purple dress before I go on an adventure.
who doesn't
Is it a reference to 50 shades of grey?? With the plum dress, which belongs to KATE (before Ana steals it...)
You like 50 Shades of Grey, don't you, ViolettaSachra?
Haha, not at all, I actually despise it :D I read a review series tho and it mentions the plum dress a lot, so I remembered that ^^
That's good. I was afraid you wouldn't get the joke, and I suppose you wouldn't if you were an actual fan of 50 Shades of Grey. I don't think the demographics for SpongeBob and 50 Shades intersect very much.
This story *rules.* The twist of the actual author showing up and hating the author insert is sincerely delightful. Thank you for sharing this, it has made me so, so happy.
I haven't laughed this hard in months!
If someone told me the plot (with some quick name changes) and said it was from an old classic novel about the exploration of the self, I’d believe them
She needs help
Imagine if in Misery, another woman came in, killed the kidnapper, and continued to torture the author.
Thanks for spoiling the twist for me.
17:46 "I just stared at her like she was something I picked off my shoe"- probably the best writing in the whole thing
Idk why “Josh walked of” makes me giggle every time
Them finding Wattpad and in-narrative promoting the author’s other Josh Hutcherson fan fiction has the same energy as Vanessa Hudgens watching “A Christmas Prince” on Netflix in “The Christmas Switch” (2018)
What is THAT f**kery?
@@FiddlebirdBlue Shameless self promotion is what that was.
The image of Josh Hutcherson, Kate, and some woman in a dressing gown standing and staring at each other for TEN MINUTES....priceless...
It sounds like a sims glitch
When you turn Sims Autonomy off
It is endlessly amusing to me that this story was written by a British girl, yet she doesn't understand what an island is. The UK is an island. *The author literally lives on an island.*
At what point does an island stop being an island? It's like an entire country, so are like North America Africa etc islands?
@@awesomegaymer5786 there are much smaller islands that are their own country. Malta, Cyprus...
*in
can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby let me know
"josh hutcherson is alive for the time being" Jenny why does that sound like a thinly veiled threat. are you sending the porg after him. is it just gonna eliminate him while he's in the middle of solo acting the bridge to terabithia for me
I’d be very concerned for Kate’s patients if she actually ended up becoming a doctor.
Brittany Rose That's literally amazing. Please write this! 😂
"Puddling on an Hospital with Josh Hutcherson" could be stunning. I'm assuming night nurses report Kate showing up as Katelyn to do surgeries that involve carving Josh's face onto the surface of internal organs while demanding all the nurses wear "huge dresses" that make them look like "old grannies", especially the beautiful yet devious Kathlyn who previously wore Josh Hutcherson medical smocks? (Josh Smocks? Is that a thing? What am I saying -- apparently Josh Teddy Bears are real, so surely the smock market has been tapped as well.) And orderlies are directed to flood hallways so Katelyn can "puddle" her boat around.
Obviously, the "Joshes" show up. As in Book One, they immediately collapse back into only one rowboat puddler, whose affections are sought by a beautiful but devious surgeon named Katie in battle with Kate, Katelyn, Katherine, Kathlyn, and the theretofore un-noticed, beautiful yet devious rowboat captain Katie, the Puddling Queen. I mean, hey, it's not going to be remotely possible to make Kate / Katelyn's descent into maniacal madness too extreme.
A.K.A the story where kate "accidentally" gives katelyn a lethal injection and kills her.
@@espurr8257 "Oh whoops looks like I forgot to actually put any fluid in the syringe... and I just injected air into your blood... what a shame. :)"
“I found this website called wattpad” is a terrifying sentence to hear in 2021
words cannot describe what i would give to sit in a pub and eat bottomless fries and read these fanfics with jenny