This looks like it was designed by a recent graduate who really wanted a job at Apple, but ended up at jaGuar despite never having actually owned a car of their own.
They must have taken inspiration from the episode of Blackadder where he pretends to go insane to avoid having to go over the trenches for the final push in WW1. Stick two pencils up their nose and talk gibberish.
What puzzles me is that during all the design, building testing and launch, and with the thousands of techs and engineers, not one had the courage like the little boy in the fable, to call it out and say “hang on, “the Emperor has no clothes”.
I dont think they tested it. These people dont tollerare critic. Its obvious they made absolutely no costumer survey ln the design, concept or change lf brand and the employees on the floor are really angry.
If this is truly the new Jag design. The only conclusion, I can draw, is that the designers were told to destroy the brand for ever. .. They appear to have succeeded. !
100% correct. It's the least they could do out of respect to current owners and employees. They are making a mockery of the brand's heritage and logos.
This Jaguar is not for car guys, and most new cars aren't either. New vehicles want to surveil and spy on us, and they know where we have been driving. I hate new cars. And EVs are appliances, masquerading as petrol cars which are real cars.
yea but even petrol cars are so chock full of computer junk and spyware the only thing not electric about them is the long block of the engine. They put all that crap in there under the auspices of emissions controls. But they are blatant about their purpose when it comes to EVs. You don't need a bunch of computerised nonsense to run an EV just like you don't need it to run an electric toothbrush. There are no emissions controls to concern oneself with. An EV should be extremely cheap and analog. They put all that crap in there to spy on you.
@@johnl5316 He did bum jack Jamie Redfern though... There'll be a resurgence of kids experiencing that in this car, because only groomers are going to buy it.
LOL Now you've said that its obvious the Brass the Alabaster It HAS to be a wind up by the WEF, they are trying to destroy the car industry and having a laugh at our expense whilst doing it
It's a "safety" feature. As the doors don't open and it's difficult to egress via the windows, following a traffic incident, the purpose of the boulder is to utilise inertia to break the windscreen. Just try to remember to keep out of it's way during such an event.
‘Rising up from the centre of the drivers seat is a striking 12” brass throbber which extends and retracts in sync with the vehicle speed. Connected directly to the battery and designed to give the driver an elevated sense of pleasure and virtuousness as they/them speed down the highway in electric bliss’
Between the recent and absolutely disastrous advertising campaign & what jag has actually created, I'd say that Jaguar are seriously out to destroy themselves.
@@patricksoos674 Their founder was quite conservative apparently. He died fairly recently. Maybe the timing of this campaign release is not accidental.
It is official... Faguar have lost their mind completely, that concept "car" is not a car. It is a nightmare with wheels on that has nothing to do with a car.
The fatal flaw in these brand redesign disasters is hubris. Dictating to customers what they SHOULD want, rather than listening to customers and giving them what they DO want is a recipe for bankruptcy. One of the fundamental principles of good design is knowing your audience and providing solutions relevant to them, not you.
Hear me out. This design is a *COPY* of a 1980 XJS. A much worse copy, of course. Yeah, “copy nothing”. XJS is not only NOT nothing, but your company will never be able to make a successor to the XJS ever.
A stone seat divider in the rear section? I know that will cushion rear occupants in the event of a crash. There is nothing like stone to lighten a vehicle to extend it's range.
Hear me out. This design is a *COPY* of a 1980 XJS. A much worse copy, of course. Yeah, “copy nothing”. XJS is not only NOT nothing, but your company will never be able to make a successor to the XJS ever.
The entire purpose of this thing is to move away from the heritage branding and try to appeal to the fabled 'modern audience'. They don't want you to like it, this is meant to be for metropolitan elites with more money than sense (and who are the only types who seem to like the progressive social engineering project being forced on the rest of us.). They'd have done better to just lean back into their racing bloodline, maybe team up with Lister, and build desirability that way.
This is bonkers. It reminds me of that time when Homer Simpson designed a car for his long-lost brother (Danny Devito) and completely ruined his business and bankrupted him.
Hear me out. This design is a *COPY* of a 1980 XJS. A much worse copy, of course. Yeah, “copy nothing”. XJS is not only NOT nothing, but your company will never be able to make a successor to the XJS ever.
Stone, brass, wool... and an extra helping of pink... it's all just one big pink turd with 4 wheels shoved onto it. Seriously, did jaguar hire a real life Delia Deetz to sculpture this "car" into existence?
Next advert from Jaguar will be Dylan Mulvaney [with strings controlling the arms and legs] climbing in to the new car, turning to the chauffeur Robert DeNiro and saying "This does look good Parker" Role the titles/music Five, Four, Three, Two, One Thunderbirds are go 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Auto journos not only don't want to get brands off side, they also want to continue to be invited to car launches in exotic places whilst they're treated like royalty by vehicle manufacturers. All they have to do is to write a glowing piece on the new vehicle whilst glossing over any faults it may have and all will be well. The new Jag just the car for the inner city latte sipping set.
Look at it, can you imagine trying to drive the piece of crap over a driveway gutter? It would immediately beach itself. The people who designed that are simply morons.
As a Brit, your opinion carries more weight... People our age grew up admiring Jaguar. Indeed, they've torpedoed their brand, and legacy.... I love your channel. Probably my favorite (after 13 years watching TH-cam).
When I saw it I thought the exact same thing. It’s a elongated Chrysler 300 with flat slab sides that rival those on a 1972 Lincoln Towncar. What an abomination! I’m from the USA and I always loved the 1960’s Jags. Such beautiful cars. This thing shouldn’t be mentioned in the same breath.
If you read the small print they add the disclaimer “The Jaguar type 00 is a non-production vehicle” so clearly they are succeeding in the old thing of ‘There’s no such thing as bad publicity”
😂 Its not April yet ! This reminds me of old Top Gear when Jeremy gets an S-Class Merc and customises it. Solid concrete flooring, wood burning stove and wingback chairs.
"This car's got a lot of brass!" - Sales "person" that hates his/her/its job. The 3 Totems are like the 3 shells in "Demolition Man". Only insiders know how they work.
Who the F wants oxidised brass in their car . Ffs to be honest why add extra weight in the first place . Not enough weight ? Hide some stones in the car as well .
"...releases scents..."? Might have been better saying "...releases sense...". Should have thought Travertine stone was excellent for passenger safety... And, as a narrowboat owner who has plenty of brass to polish, I can tell you it looks bloody awful after a few weeks if you don't clean it, so will every Pink Panther come with a lifetime's supply of Brasso? Bonkers.
A guy i know, bought a 2nd hand EV around 6 months back, firstly he nearly burnt his house down with a cheap charger from a rainforest while he awaited a quick charger being installed. Then he had a software fault that bricked the vehicle, after paying to get that fixed (how much i didnt ask) the other day he got a lift to a friends house and proceeded to tell me how his wife drove off with the electric cable caught on her car, ripping out the house charger and the electrics from his I pace, bricked again and he awaits a quote for repair, had to be lifted away. He knows im not an EV fan, i warned him about depreciation, but i never thought he would have this much trouble, i asked him if he would buy another EV, he said "i dont think so" and we chatted about how electric of some variety may be the future, but not the present. Oh and he has the footage of the wife drive off incident on CCTV, next time i see him I may just see if he wishes to share it.
Wow - the car should have been “smart” enough to sense the charger was connected and prevent it being driven away… maybe they’re not so smart after all.
@@mguytv His missus was driving another car, it seems somehow the cable from his car got caught on the other car and she drove off with it stuck on her car somehow. ripping the charging station off and then yanking the electrics out of his car. She blamed him for putting the cable under her car.
"Just go out and buy an F-type while you still can". Yup, I am starting my search for a late model year v8 F-type today. Maybe an early Christmas present to myself?
wool has been used on Toyota Century seats for ages. This is nothing special Jaguar. I much rather have the Century. At least that thing is classy looking and it still has a V8
Reminds me of the Public Service - over time the good and innovative people go to the private sector, leaving the woke dead- wood behind. They eventually takeover.
For me, I was wondering where you could drive it since it is so low to the ground. Unless you are supposed to just park it somewhere. And is this "copy nothing" when they are copying Cadillac and Lincoln.
I think we will see a reverse Halo effect. Sadly many old Jaguars will be scrapped that otherwise could have become classics. But on the upside, if you are an old school jaguar fan hold your horses for a while, there are going to be bargains.
So let me get this straight, between the front seats you have a metal javelin and between the back seats you have a slab of concrete?.......Yeah that'll pass safety crash tests no problem!
That centerline brass cabin divider is the polar opposite of the F150 fold down shifter. It's like the Teletubbies are saying "there will be none of that" in our Teletubbie-mobile.
Even the last Jaguar models weren't a "Highlight". Yes, it's a concept car but for that it is even less ambitious. More bling, bling and feelings instead of technology. Nothing you really get excited to. It's a mixture of BMW and Cyber Truck.
That will never be made, purely a concept car. The car has so many things that are questionable but let’s focus on the brass first. The use of untreated brass is crazy. I’m reminded of watching Bargain Hunt when the contestants show the expert a brass ornament and the answer is always the same “brass used to be popular, but no one wants to be constantly cleaning it these days, won’t do well at action, don’t buy it”. Basically, brass looks okay when polished, but it oxidises so quickly, within hours, and looks rubbish after a few days. Untreated brass is from an era when the household had servants who would polish the brass and silver on a daily basis. Untreated brass has no place in a car.
Well, at least they've made it theft proof.
Yeah! No one will desire one. RIP one of our one world class marques .😪👿
In so many ways 😂😂😂
Yes - theft proof by design.
Brilliant
😂
Now we know why the car wasn't shown in their "ad."
😂
Somoene stopping it - someone with at least half a brain cell working.
It looks like something that a child would draw with a ruler 📐 📏
@@insertnamehere5809 It is amazhing, it is not. I mean, I awlays wonder. And they SAY AI is worse than humans. NO. It is not.
i literally just posted the same on another vid :p
Jaguar (probably): "If you don't like it, don't buy it!"
Everyone: "Deal!"
@@timberry4709 but… But the external toy 🍆 storage, right in front of the door. Don’t you like it?🤣
This looks like it was designed by a recent graduate who really wanted a job at Apple, but ended up at jaGuar despite never having actually owned a car of their own.
Toys for the rich and then 4 years later they will all end up in an Eco dump.
That is assuming they do not combust in the interim.
😂😂😂
I don't see any straight guy buying this
and unless they are extremely camp, I doubt you will see any guy ones buying it too...
It's terrible in general, it's like the people responsible for this thing assume all gay people like pink and ugly designs.
😂
Jaguar new Lineups - L,G,B,T,Q
I don't see any gay guys buying it either. Or any woman straight or lesbian. This is clearly for the theythems, just like the ad showed.
It's official then...
Jaguar have gone COMPLETELY INSANE 😊
No more then the rest of the world
@@wizrom3046 *The external dildo storage is quite exuberant, I have to admit.😮👏🏻*
They must have taken inspiration from the episode of Blackadder where he pretends to go insane to avoid having to go over the trenches for the final push in WW1. Stick two pencils up their nose and talk gibberish.
They said that about Tesla. And they are smashing it out of the park.
More redundant workers in the British Midlands then?
What puzzles me is that during all the design, building testing and launch, and with the thousands of techs and engineers, not one had the courage like the little boy in the fable, to call it out and say “hang on, “the Emperor has no clothes”.
I dont think they tested it. These people dont tollerare critic. Its obvious they made absolutely no costumer survey ln the design, concept or change lf brand and the employees on the floor are really angry.
he would have been sacked on the spot by the "be kind" brigade or sent for re-education.
Because toxic positivity.
@@GreatSageSunWukong 👍👍
Little boy was beaten to death shortly after, and the parade continued.
If this is truly the new Jag design. The only conclusion, I can draw, is that the designers were told to destroy the brand for ever. .. They appear to have succeeded. !
They should have re-named the company so the Jaguar brand won't be damaged by this madness.
100% correct. It's the least they could do out of respect to current owners and employees. They are making a mockery of the brand's heritage and logos.
That drag coefficient joke was wonderful.
Good Bye Jaguar - it was nice knowing you.
This Jaguar is not for car guys, and most new cars aren't either. New vehicles want to surveil and spy on us, and they know where we have been driving. I hate new cars. And EVs are appliances, masquerading as petrol cars which are real cars.
Not all EVs are just appliances. The Rimac Nevera, Nio EP9, Hyundai Ioniq 5 N and Porscha Taycan are pretty breath taking.
yea but even petrol cars are so chock full of computer junk and spyware the only thing not electric about them is the long block of the engine. They put all that crap in there under the auspices of emissions controls. But they are blatant about their purpose when it comes to EVs. You don't need a bunch of computerised nonsense to run an EV just like you don't need it to run an electric toothbrush. There are no emissions controls to concern oneself with. An EV should be extremely cheap and analog. They put all that crap in there to spy on you.
not for guys, but for gays
Might appeal to a drag queen.
Here here I will stick with my 2013 ranger
In Germany the designation "00" is equal to "WC". Well done Faguar!
Edsel is looking very good.
Is somebody pulled up outside my house in one of these things I would pretend to be out.
love it!
I would grab the Axe .
I’d have to be careful to make sure I was using the dustbin when taking out the trash.
@@geoff37s38 one has to be "out" just to drive that monstrosity.
Yeah, if I was in the garden I would have to pretend to be dead.
The jaguar Liberace.
He had flamboyance...This car does not
Where's the chandeliers! 😂
@@ianharley1726 - tut, tut, Ian; they were *candelabras!*
@@johnl5316 He did bum jack Jamie Redfern though... There'll be a resurgence of kids experiencing that in this car, because only groomers are going to buy it.
Got confused with that car in escape from New York 😂@@jackx4311
Nice crematorium vibes. Stones, brass, encens... They even provide the combustion.
LOL Now you've said that its obvious the Brass the Alabaster It HAS to be a wind up by the WEF, they are trying to destroy the car industry and having a laugh at our expense whilst doing it
😂😂😂
It kind of reminds me of those Sarco suicide pods too. . .
free funeral plan with every EV ?
Jaguar's design team must have been eating mushrooms.
From the opening line to the comments, this is one of the most entertaining vids yet on this channel.
Nothing like a boulder behind you when you crash into something.
It's a "safety" feature. As the doors don't open and it's difficult to egress via the windows, following a traffic incident, the purpose of the boulder is to utilise inertia to break the windscreen. Just try to remember to keep out of it's way during such an event.
@@maifantasia3650 it also makes a very comfortable middle seat for one of your kids.
Or having a brass knife edge for those side impacts.
It's a boulder & burn design.
@@adonisnetworks I want a rock in my ST150 now. Oh yes and brass
Someone was mocking this pink pic on Twitter X, and as I scrolled through the comments I was literally being served up ads for gay websites 😂
Hilarious 🤣 😂🎉
Jaguar CEO Adrian Mardell is VERY pro LGBTQ+XYZ so the pink colour nor woke concept is surprising...
You were lucky I nearly got transmogrified 😵💫
Yeah, but that was probably based on your previous search history🤪
Most fun of all is. Those adds you see was not there because of the Jag twitterpost. They are based on hour search and or website history. 😆
‘Rising up from the centre of the drivers seat is a striking 12” brass throbber which extends and retracts in sync with the vehicle speed. Connected directly to the battery and designed to give the driver an elevated sense of pleasure and virtuousness as they/them speed down the highway in electric bliss’
You missed your calling in life! Well on the pace with that one! 👍
Video screens on the seat backs to keep your grooming victims entertained.
OMG
Sounds like a sex toy
The central bar reminds of me trying to haul some 2x4" in my car through the ski opening. Little did I know that I was breaking molds.
My dad worked at jag , solihul I seem to remember . He always said that after the E type and MK 10 they went south. Eh dad don’t look down !
Between the recent and absolutely disastrous advertising campaign & what jag has actually created, I'd say that Jaguar are seriously out to destroy themselves.
Seems like the agenda.
Imagine being at Tata Motors and seeing this saga unravel .
Yes it seem like another wind up by the small hats to me. surely nobody could be this stupid.
@@patricksoos674 Their founder was quite conservative apparently. He died fairly recently. Maybe the timing of this campaign release is not accidental.
Whether or not that was their intention, I'd stake good money on them succeeding.
It is official... Faguar have lost their mind completely, that concept "car" is not a car. It is a nightmare with wheels on that has nothing to do with a car.
Its not a car its a “statement of intent” 🤮
✔✔
I can see that middle separator cutting someone in half in an accident. Amazing design! Luckily no one will be buying this thing lol
Absolutely nobody will by a car with that metal bar in it. They have gone insane.
Maybe it will give you a sex change in an accident?
expect to see the car regulators all corrupted and give this one a pass in safety just because they are part of the rainbow cult.
No one "who could be considered a loss" will be buying... 👻
Probably just part of the concept. Even without it, the interior is horrific.
You sir are an adept word smith. You convey a lot of wisdom in the fewest words. Thank You
Not a Jaguar, something else, no heritage or Britishness.
The fatal flaw in these brand redesign disasters is hubris. Dictating to customers what they SHOULD want, rather than listening to customers and giving them what they DO want is a recipe for bankruptcy. One of the fundamental principles of good design is knowing your audience and providing solutions relevant to them, not you.
the 'jaGuar huBris'. Nice. JLR probably think that is a winning name for the car.
Jaguar Type 00, the concept car by those who have no concept of a car...
I thought it was 0 for the amount of money they would make for it.
Hear me out. This design is a *COPY* of a 1980 XJS. A much worse copy, of course. Yeah, “copy nothing”. XJS is not only NOT nothing, but your company will never be able to make a successor to the XJS ever.
But is it gender neutral?
@@AS-np3yq it has a giant brass pipe for the center console and external storage for toys to put into humans. I bet it’s a biological male vehicle.
It’s scary to think that the designers are probably exactly like those people depicted in the ad…
That 10.5 foot spike in the middle is a death sentence to anyone in the car it crashes into.
Mad Max- Knights of the Road.
Not to mention the occupants of the car getting slammed into it.
I can't imagine it's got a good NCAP rating.
@@NiceLoki But it will get a good rating from the NPCs.
@@pinball8701 More like Mad Maxine in this case, the drag queen monster. I would watch a movie like that - oh wait, hang on - no I wouldn't.
A stone seat divider in the rear section? I know that will cushion rear occupants in the event of a crash. There is nothing like stone to lighten a vehicle to extend it's range.
The first car to come with a built in urinal. That pizz stone is sheer genius.
The inside looks like the cabin of a boat
It is so sterile and boring to my eye. They believe everything must change just for the sake of change.
What a nightmare. So sad. I love classic Jags. But this thing...?
Hear me out. This design is a *COPY* of a 1980 XJS. A much worse copy, of course. Yeah, “copy nothing”. XJS is not only NOT nothing, but your company will never be able to make a successor to the XJS ever.
The entire purpose of this thing is to move away from the heritage branding and try to appeal to the fabled 'modern audience'. They don't want you to like it, this is meant to be for metropolitan elites with more money than sense (and who are the only types who seem to like the progressive social engineering project being forced on the rest of us.). They'd have done better to just lean back into their racing bloodline, maybe team up with Lister, and build desirability that way.
I would rather own and drive a classic XKE than 10 of these. What is the price of these things? 150K and more?
@ the price is the owner’s dignity.
This is bonkers. It reminds me of that time when Homer Simpson designed a car for his long-lost brother (Danny Devito) and completely ruined his business and bankrupted him.
Is having a huge brass bar running down the middle of the car safe? Maybe it will be called the Jaguar Impaler.
Or if the masonary block hits you, "the crusher"
Horizontal pole dancing must be quite tricky.
Very funny . Love your style , mate .
Even better @@keithphilbin3054
What happened to crumple zones.. A head on crash at 100kph x 2 that could go through the other car before stopping. Idealism gone mad
Did they hired Homer Simpson as a car disigner, again?🤣🤣
Dear GOD , what have they done???
Official launch date is April 1st, 2025 apparently.😊
Lunch video leaked: th-cam.com/users/shortso8g1Lz8qkhc?feature=share
Very appropriate.
Can't wait😂
No, apparently nothing will be available until 2026. Retooling the factory in 2025, ready for it to be shut down in 2026.
Would love to hear what Clarkson, Hammond and May think of the monstrosity
Jeremy might make a copy by spraying the muck spreader pink
th-cam.com/video/79t_gmfue54/w-d-xo.html
Quentin loves it...
@@angleseyandy9110 He will be playing Parker in the next Thunderbirds movie
And they said the XJS was ugly...
Hear me out. This design is a *COPY* of a 1980 XJS. A much worse copy, of course. Yeah, “copy nothing”. XJS is not only NOT nothing, but your company will never be able to make a successor to the XJS ever.
It's a pretty strong achievement to make a physical car look like it's a low quality render! 😂
We are all watching a great old brand dying!
Dying?...its dead
No, we are all watching a great old brand committing suicide.
It's like watching an old friend you've known for decades become demented and insane.
Imagine trying to extract passengers from a crushed cabin with that damn central spine in place.Not to mention trying to get a leg over.!
It's EV, exploding vehicle, the occupants will have melded with the car long before the fire can even be put out.
Stone, brass, wool... and an extra helping of pink... it's all just one big pink turd with 4 wheels shoved onto it. Seriously, did jaguar hire a real life Delia Deetz to sculpture this "car" into existence?
When DISNEY buys a car company 😂
R.I.P. Jaguar 😢
This car screams " but we just want to get married like everyone else"!
Next advert from Jaguar will be Dylan Mulvaney [with strings controlling the arms and legs] climbing in to the new car, turning to the chauffeur Robert DeNiro and saying "This does look good Parker" Role the titles/music Five, Four, Three, Two, One Thunderbirds are go 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
...I kinda want to see this next advert, :D
@angelarch5352 I wanna see who buys one. Elton John?
It's just missing the four wheel drive in front. 😂😂
@@markusgorelli5278 it's 4 spanners short of a socket set.
Definitely a car for an alphabetter! 😂
How about the Alphaworse.
😂😂😂
A brass dildo needs to be inserted to unlock V Max mode
@@pauldurkee4764 haha
"Designers must've been completely stoned" - exactly what I was thinking.
You Hit the Nail in the Coffein.....
No doubt on "designer drugs".
Auto journos not only don't want to get brands off side, they also want to continue to be invited to car launches in exotic places whilst they're treated like royalty by vehicle manufacturers. All they have to do is to write a glowing piece on the new vehicle whilst glossing over any faults it may have and all will be well.
The new Jag just the car for the inner city latte sipping set.
Look at it, can you imagine trying to drive the piece of crap over a driveway gutter? It would immediately beach itself. The people who designed that are simply morons.
You nailed it again. Thanks mate.
Looks like a cross between a Chrysler 300, Crossfire and an electric sub station
Agreed dude. Hahaha I laughed at the electric sub station bit....
"Copy nothing" equated to "copy everything."
If they were truly going for Renaissance-era materials, they would have used bronze instead of brass. Not many brass sculptures in Florence in 1400.
If Disney made The Fifth Element -The Musical this would be in it.
One moment. The Crossfire is a gas powered Mercedes!!! It’s awesome!
Brass … are they trying to increase the scrap value ?
Gypsy's will rip it off before it gets to the dealership.
Jaguars are just used car dealers now - perhaps they are trying to increase the value of all the second hand Jags out there🤷♂️
Brass plated plastic
They are trying to decrease weight with the brass and stone to extend the effective range.
Aww, that reminds me of the cars I used to draw when I was 5 years old.
You were probably a better designer back then than these woke clowns are now.
As a Brit, your opinion carries more weight... People our age grew up admiring Jaguar. Indeed, they've torpedoed their brand, and legacy....
I love your channel. Probably my favorite (after 13 years watching TH-cam).
Thanks 😊
The pink panther doesnt deserve such slander as he was always a distinguished and polite gentleman.
As a hetro male i would not be caught dead owning or driving a car like that.😢🤮🤢
I've been waiting for your take on this MGUY
When I saw it I thought the exact same thing. It’s a elongated Chrysler 300 with flat slab sides that rival those on a 1972 Lincoln Towncar. What an abomination! I’m from the USA and I always loved the 1960’s Jags. Such beautiful cars. This thing shouldn’t be mentioned in the same breath.
And they went on about nothing being copied?
Word of the day, Fogli thank you
EDIT: after seeing the material on the inside, that thing is a death trap
Are you worried about dudes buying it?😂
Yes, how does it pass safety standards anywhere?
@@Ariel-x1x they’ll just throw a boulder at those who don’t let the 00 pass these tests. And insert a totem in poor ba stard.🤣
It's "Fugly".
Effing Ugly.
The words that come to mind are fugly and hideous. Never thought I’d ever feel lucky NOT being able to afford to buy something.
If you read the small print they add the disclaimer “The Jaguar type 00 is a non-production vehicle” so clearly they are succeeding in the old thing of ‘There’s no such thing as bad publicity”
Good to see the Allegro steering wheel making a comeback.
After knowing how well it worked on that car.
My parents had one and my dad soon bought a round wheel for it.
Remember the ad. Copy nothing.
Excellent commentary.
😂 Its not April yet !
This reminds me of old Top Gear when Jeremy gets an S-Class Merc and customises it. Solid concrete flooring, wood burning stove and wingback chairs.
From Jaguar to Austin Powers in his Shaguar to the latest iteration Faguar.
Does this new Jaguar have a Trans-mission ?😂🤣😁
Right. The mission of Jaguar is to make everything trans, since that appeals to maybe 1% of it's potential customer base. Well done.
Lady Penelope and Parker will both be happy with their new car
And Dylan
Thanks MGUY. Nicely said.
Get Ready for The Flintstones meet Dracula with the new Jaguar Brainless Gigalomobile.
Faguar: "The DRAG coefficient is amaaayyyzzing!" *throws sprinkles
"This car's got a lot of brass!" - Sales "person" that hates his/her/its job.
The 3 Totems are like the 3 shells in "Demolition Man".
Only insiders know how they work.
A disaster.
Who the F wants oxidised brass in their car . Ffs to be honest why add extra weight in the first place . Not enough weight ? Hide some stones in the car as well .
Reminds me of the paving slab people used to put in the front of the rear engine Skodas 😂
I hope they saved enough carrying capacity for a few cases of Bud Light in the trunk.
If I were to touch any part of the crappy brass fittings it'll be green corroded in no time.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@byronlabelle7569 you lick strange hand rails as well ? Thought it was just me .
The steering wheel made me think of the one in an old Austin allegro.
Or an over exaggerated HQ holden wheel.
Copy nothing they said, and then did
"...releases scents..."?
Might have been better saying "...releases sense...".
Should have thought Travertine stone was excellent for passenger safety...
And, as a narrowboat owner who has plenty of brass to polish, I can tell you it looks bloody awful after a few weeks if you don't clean it, so will every Pink Panther come with a lifetime's supply of Brasso?
Bonkers.
My wife just pointed out it’ll have difficulty getting over speed humps. 🤣
Thats what you get when you ask the AI: design me a boring soulless shoebox that looks like a car in a fantasy movie
And Luc Julia makes clear "AI" does not exist, and he is one of many intelligent software engineers that know this but are disregarded by the TPTB.
An AI would do a better job, some of the cars in the Mad Max/Jaguar AI parody commercial are pretty cool.
This is what happens when companies take the human soul and dimension out of the picture.
How will the rear passengers get out when the battery catches fire?
Trick question, they don't.
Thats the new smoking lounge
They get roasted ON the midst beam/ bar
@@nickmalone3143 🤣
They won't have time, so no need to worry about getting out.
A guy i know, bought a 2nd hand EV around 6 months back, firstly he nearly burnt his house down with a cheap charger from a rainforest while he awaited a quick charger being installed. Then he had a software fault that bricked the vehicle, after paying to get that fixed (how much i didnt ask) the other day he got a lift to a friends house and proceeded to tell me how his wife drove off with the electric cable caught on her car, ripping out the house charger and the electrics from his I pace, bricked again and he awaits a quote for repair, had to be lifted away.
He knows im not an EV fan, i warned him about depreciation, but i never thought he would have this much trouble, i asked him if he would buy another EV, he said "i dont think so" and we chatted about how electric of some variety may be the future, but not the present. Oh and he has the footage of the wife drive off incident on CCTV, next time i see him I may just see if he wishes to share it.
About 30% of EV owners go back to ICE cars….which is why you see so many used ones for sale.
Wow - the car should have been “smart” enough to sense the charger was connected and prevent it being driven away… maybe they’re not so smart after all.
@@mguytv His missus was driving another car, it seems somehow the cable from his car got caught on the other car and she drove off with it stuck on her car somehow. ripping the charging station off and then yanking the electrics out of his car. She blamed him for putting the cable under her car.
"Just go out and buy an F-type while you still can". Yup, I am starting my search for a late model year v8 F-type today. Maybe an early Christmas present to myself?
Simon, I just love your no nonsense, BS free review of the new concept Faguar. I don’t know anyone who would want to buy one of those monstrosities.
wool has been used on Toyota Century seats for ages. This is nothing special Jaguar. I much rather have the Century. At least that thing is classy looking and it still has a V8
What was they said in there ad, oh that’s right “ copy nothing “
Reminds me of the Public Service - over time the good and innovative people go to the private sector, leaving the woke dead- wood behind. They eventually takeover.
Parasites.
Omfg that interior will for sure kill people in an accident, wtf
I present to you...THE HOMER!
For me, I was wondering where you could drive it since it is so low to the ground. Unless you are supposed to just park it somewhere. And is this "copy nothing" when they are copying Cadillac and Lincoln.
I think we will see a reverse Halo effect. Sadly many old Jaguars will be scrapped that otherwise could have become classics. But on the upside, if you are an old school jaguar fan hold your horses for a while, there are going to be bargains.
So let me get this straight, between the front seats you have a metal javelin and between the back seats you have a slab of concrete?.......Yeah that'll pass safety crash tests no problem!
That centerline brass cabin divider is the polar opposite of the F150 fold down shifter. It's like the Teletubbies are saying "there will be none of that" in our Teletubbie-mobile.
Oh, and who can forget the 'quartic' steering wheel on the early Allegros?
Even the last Jaguar models weren't a "Highlight". Yes, it's a concept car but for that it is even less ambitious. More bling, bling and feelings instead of technology. Nothing you really get excited to. It's a mixture of BMW and Cyber Truck.
The Jaguar 'rebranding' and now this? Never would I have predicted that part of the price of this conveyance is rocks???
That will never be made, purely a concept car.
The car has so many things that are questionable but let’s focus on the brass first.
The use of untreated brass is crazy. I’m reminded of watching Bargain Hunt when the contestants show the expert a brass ornament and the answer is always the same “brass used to be popular, but no one wants to be constantly cleaning it these days, won’t do well at action, don’t buy it”. Basically, brass looks okay when polished, but it oxidises so quickly, within hours, and looks rubbish after a few days.
Untreated brass is from an era when the household had servants who would polish the brass and silver on a daily basis.
Untreated brass has no place in a car.
I love the stone in the rear seat area. Both those items will enhance occupant safety and contribute to weight reduction. Brilliant!