Story time with Uncle Sammy is literally the best place on youtube right now. Storytellers were the stars of the stone-age when we were all sitting around in caves bored as fuck. Classic stories mate....keep them coming!! Cheers
Think he’d be okay about tellling the world about the Hooker probably be a bit more pissed about setting his murder up but sammy love you to bits what a guy what a life story and how you tell them is great
Hilarious. He betrays the guy and murders him , now he’s talking about his most sensitive, private business for clicks on TH-cam. For you to get a chuckle. 😂 sad
I can imagine guys that have lead a life like this, Good or bad, still chasing the money with a youtube channel or not, want to tell these stories, now they finally can., in their twilight years. There aren't many left who were in their prime during the height of Cosa Nostra.
"HI GUYS" has got to be the absolute best introduction from The Bull. Almost as if we're all getting ready to sit around Fred Penner's place to listen to him tell a story and play guitar. Sammy, what a tremendous personality bro. God bless.
"... Don't do anything stoopid, if ya get into an argument or it gets crazy Bro, you're not going out in the elevator your going over the balcony, ya get me?!" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
That story was f****** hysterical. Literally laying in bed with my wife next to me while she’s sleeping and trying not to laugh so hard but of course woke her up. Sammy you are a nut bro. Going to be sharing this with a few people.
I get saying Bro until I became an out rider with an outlaw MC club. Those guys are brothers and they say brother not bro. Bro means Bend Right Over to them. I've never said bro since but I get saying it but I just don't do it any longer. I do love Sammy's expressions and the things his sense of humor comes up with. One time he said "If you like this video press like. If you don't like this video press like." I laughed my arse off.
Holy smokes this is the best content i have ever seen in my life! I wish Sammy had been free and never did those 17 years he is an American treasure! Please don't stop Sammy! Nothing is even close to as awesome as this, NOTHING!
Im totally adding that to my list of lines I’ve stolen from Mr Bull!! It’s right up there with “Ima blow your head off first then shoot it out with whoever’s in the mood”!
“ I’m always in trouble” and Sammy laughs 😂 You know Sammy was thinking “ this pump thing is bea-utiful how can I get in on this to make some 💰 cash!” 🤣🤣
Man I swear his hand movements make his stories more interesting then the damn story it’s self. You the man Sammy!! Definitely need an autograph book or picture of you. Top 3 of my favorite Mafiosos. Had me laughing good with this story lol.
i dont think hes tryna be funny either thats what makes it that much better ... he starts laughin n shit cuz he knows he’s had an insane life and now lived to tell about it !!!
Mickey Cohen, the Mobster who ran LA, did a nightclub act after he got out of Alcatraz. I remember seeing him on the Mike Douglas show when I was a kid. He was another funny, charming guy you could listen to for hours.
Omg I laughed my ass off … Sammy can tell a story so good u actually feel like ur there… I could picture his face when tommy told him about the bosses “little problem”… Sammy I love all ur you tube stuff.. I’ve always loved movies and stories about the Mob and u can’t get any better then these… God bless and keep up the content please!!! Much respect
Seriously,who else on the planet could tell that story with that much sincerity and humor! The pump sound effects and hand gestures made me roll. I know you looked up the price of those pumps..
Stop calling them women and referring to them like they're equal to us men! They are just our toys to use up and slap around and toss to the side when we are done with them. Please think before you speak next time.
"If you like this story - press like ... If you want me to get you somebody - press subscribe!" I am crying laughing here what a fantastic story all in all 🤣 brilliant!
The thing that makes this so hysterical is the honesty that Sammy tells the stories...he’s not a regular guy even though he is...”this thing of ours” is a culture your either with the program or not.😎
Sammy .. I could listen to you every day...ALL DAY !!! You have no idea how much we appreciate you sharing some of your life stories with us .. Thank you
Thanks again Sammy. This is one of my favorite stories! I love how you were first curious and comfortable enough with yourself to ask as find out about it. I’m sure you know more about e.d. now. I never understood that until I got older and had problems with my testosterone level. As a man what drives our sexual desire is testosterone and it’s very common for men in their 40’s and up to experience a drop in their levels, once you get testosterone treatments everything goes back to normal. It’s sad there’s men who have these issues and are to embarrassed to go to a dr or tell anyone and they suffer in silence in one way or another. Once you get older and your with a woman for 27 years that’s not the most important thing and not something you think about all the time, you understand what true love means and what family means. To have someone by your side that loves you unconditionally, that’s something money can’t by and something that doesn’t happen and come along for everyone so I don’t take things for granted because no one is promised tomarrow. I really enjoyed that story and just shows no matter who you are, the life you lead . There’s things we all go through as human beings. Things we all experience through life. This story just speaks to that side of you that was you , who you are. Thanks again, take care and stay safe and healthy.
Dude, that was the funniest story I’ve ever heard. Your great! Made my day!!
JB
I’m in tears! 😂😂😂 You can’t make that shit up
Funny how? Do I amuse you?
Could you imagine walking into the bathroom and hearing that between those two??
*you are great (you're)
Story time with Uncle Sammy is literally the best place on youtube right now. Storytellers were the stars of the stone-age when we were all sitting around in caves bored as fuck. Classic stories mate....keep them coming!! Cheers
Think he’d be okay about tellling the world about the Hooker probably be a bit more pissed about setting his murder up but sammy love you to bits what a guy what a life story and how you tell them is great
🤣🤣🤣 True
@Johnny Caruthers Well that came out of left field.
Sammys sound effects for the pump had me cracking up! Funny story.
17:17
“VWOOOP”
lol, yeah that was good. He's so fucking hilarious at times and doesn't even try to be.
me too I thought his sound affects were great. Replayed it like 3 times lol
John Gullo, what part of Sicily is your family from ?
His confidence is truly enjoyable to watch
I could listen to these stories for ‘4 hours’ straight.
😂😂😂
No bro, 4 hours is to much, you gonna be hurtin. Now, I'll let it go this time...
😂😂😂
@@robertvorster8933 loll
They are way to short.
I bet you could 🤣
I'm sorry, I'm dying over here. 😂😂😂
Love hearing this 75 year old man casually say "bro" without forcing it.
He learnt that in jail lol
@@waynegraham7611 people talk weird in jail, I saw white dudes develop fake Mexican accents over the course of 3 months.
@@waynegraham7611 thats what im saying lol had to have picked that up in jail
Talks like a modern street dude. He's a cool dude
@@Williamtipq yes I’ve seen that to
"You want me to get you somebody subscribe!" 😂😂😂😂
Sammy's face when he talks about the pump is pure fuckin gold 😂😂😂
Hilarious. He betrays the guy and murders him , now he’s talking about his most sensitive, private business for clicks on TH-cam. For you to get a chuckle. 😂 sad
sammy is like a mafia dude frozen in time brought to 2021 i see his stories like a movie
Me too! Just a great story teller!
I can imagine guys that have lead a life like this, Good or bad, still chasing the money with a youtube channel or not, want to tell these stories, now they finally can., in their twilight years.
There aren't many left who were in their prime during the height of Cosa Nostra.
When the girls come, what are you gonna do? Use your imagination Tommy. Lmaooooo
Sammy: "How's the audio guy?"
Clemenza: "Oh, the audio guy... won't see him no more."
he sleeps with the cables now.
Histerical bro' ! 👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol this was good. I made a remark earlier related to this, but yours takes the cake🎂
Salud🥃
leave the audio guy , take the cannoli's..
@@somedudehisdog134 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍
I think Paul would be more mad at the fact that you killed him 😂
That was the funniest part of this clip lmao
Had him killed
In the words of sammy himself if your involved in the killing in anyway it’s your kill
Literally
Haaaaaaa!
Listening to Sammy it feels like listening to a loving father giving stories full of wisdom to his kids
“4 hours is too much bro. She was complaining. Now I’ll let it go this time.” 😂
😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Steroid and coke will make 4 hours easy haha
Next time I'll break your pump
“He went for *Four Hours!* “
“ I told Tommy, bring that guy to me”
😂😂😂 that’s awesome!
Not tommy, Michael debatts
Ima let it slide this time. Epic ballbusting
“Probably gonna get divorced again when this story comes out” 😂😂
Joe Peisci- how am I funny ?
Sammy the Bull- how am I crazy bro?
Lol, this is all gold
He does use a lot of the same mannerisms
I'd LOVE to have a few beers with him!! Fucking awesome!!
@ Sir Francis and then order a hooker !.
Crazy how?
"HI GUYS" has got to be the absolute best introduction from The Bull.
Almost as if we're all getting ready to sit around Fred Penner's place to listen to him tell a story and play guitar.
Sammy, what a tremendous personality bro.
God bless.
“Im passing the butter like a fuckin jerk.”
Bro I’m dying over here. 😂😂😂😂
Best line so far no doubt
"... Don't do anything stoopid, if ya get into an argument or it gets crazy Bro, you're not going out in the elevator your going over the balcony, ya get me?!" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
That's such an Italian mobster line
That story was f****** hysterical. Literally laying in bed with my wife next to me while she’s sleeping and trying not to laugh so hard but of course woke her up. Sammy you are a nut bro. Going to be sharing this with a few people.
Similar situation happened to me 3 days ago, but my wife kicked my black ass for it. I won't repeat that again.
When Sammy says “I think you might like it”, you can bet your life you’ll fucking love it.
Sammy is a great story teller. I can listen to him for hours. Really enjoy his stories
I died when he started making sound effects lmao
Every time he says “bro” I smile. I love that shit 👏🏼
"Sammy The Bro"
I get saying Bro until I became an out rider with an outlaw MC club. Those guys are brothers and they say brother not bro. Bro means Bend Right Over to them. I've never said bro since but I get saying it but I just don't do it any longer. I do love Sammy's expressions and the things his sense of humor comes up with. One time he said "If you like this video press like. If you don't like this video press like." I laughed my arse off.
Bro this guy is a treasure! “Press the button” ... “4 hours is too long bro she was complaining, I’ll let it go this time”
Sammy: Hey Bro let me see, you think this is the first time im seeing one, drop your pants bro
Stg bro 🤣
Sammy nailed the sound effects..."Press the button bro, I wanna see it......" LOL
He makes it sound like he’s ordering a pizza
It should be that easy
It is that easy.
@@forgetaboutitwillya5702 exactly what I said. Pu55y was for sale before pants had pockets
@@samwoods3430 Absolutely .
“Come in the Batroom wit me” 😂😂 “I want to see how it works” 😂😂
“Ayy Tommy! What you want? A brunette.” “Alright gimme a brunette, not as pretty as mine, but a brunette” 😂😂😂😂
Sounds like they are ordering cheeseburgers!
Haha I laughed at that comment too.....sounds like something I could hear from anyone I know.
You know you've made it when you're ordering women like the rest of us order take out lol.
That shit was so funny!! This man has to have been so much fun to hang out with!! 😂😂🤣🤣
Sammy must’ve been so much fucking fun to hang out with!! Reminds me of me & my Friends in the Army!!
Holy smokes this is the best content i have ever seen in my life! I wish Sammy had been free and never did those 17 years he is an American treasure! Please don't stop Sammy! Nothing is even close to as awesome as this, NOTHING!
"Your not going down in the elevator... your going over the balcony" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Im totally adding that to my list of lines I’ve stolen from Mr Bull!! It’s right up there with “Ima blow your head off first then shoot it out with whoever’s in the mood”!
🤣😂🤣
Cool to know that Pesci is older than Sammy. And Al Pacino is older than Gotti.
His " OH MY GOD" @ 10:20 was epic.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
that's the funniest one yet Sammy, I was crying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I read the thumbnail as "giving" and not "getting." So relieved Sammy is still a man's man.
“Gimme a brunette, not as pretty as mine”....😂😂😂
I caught that shit 😂😂😂
"You're not going out the elevator, you're going over the balcony." Lol! I love it!
I'm guessing that Paul Castellano would be more upset about what happened in front of Sparks Steakhouse than this story being told.
Exactly!!!
They said he was open about having to use a pump and sleeping with his house maid while his wife was in the house
I could listen to Sammy for hours
Same. Stories for years with this guy
I have! Thanks to the internet.
@J Huggins try using the left headphone. That’s what it’s playing on
Same
Are you a cop
"He went for 4 hours? Hey, go get that guy right now I gotta look into this shit!" LOL!😁
That was fucking hysterical. I’m sitting here alone laughing my ass off. Out loud. Didn’t think he was going there.
Lmao every story has "cauwfee" in it. Iol I love it. "We had a cup of cawfee" lolol
Sammy's stories get better all the time and yes the sound effects were great Sammy. Keep the stories coming. There great.
“ I’m always in trouble” and Sammy laughs 😂
You know Sammy was thinking
“ this pump thing is bea-utiful how can I get in on this to make some 💰 cash!”
🤣🤣
I’m glad we still have him around for all the stories I’m sure there is a hell of a lot to keep us satisfied haha
Man I swear his hand movements make his stories more interesting then the damn story it’s self. You the man Sammy!! Definitely need an autograph book or picture of you. Top 3 of my favorite Mafiosos. Had me laughing good with this story lol.
“That’s Fucking amazing bro” 🤣🤣🤣
“...and 4 hours is too long bro. Come on” 😆 hilarious
🤣 “bro you can go but 4 hours is too much “ 🤣 no one gives me the giggles like Sammy ♥️
“You’re not going out in the elevator , you’re going out over the balcony” 😂 “he’s impotent” “now you fucking tell me” 🤦🏻♂️😂😂😂
Congratulations Sammy ! For hitting over 300,000 subscribers ! Love your stories ! Netflix give this guy a daily show !
"Do you want one"? This guy is the man!
This by far was the funniest story yet! Sammy is indirectly funny. I don’t even think he’s trying to be but this was hilarious!
I know, I was crackin up...
Just press the button...lemme see bro
i dont think hes tryna be funny either thats what makes it that much better ... he starts laughin n shit cuz he knows he’s had an insane life and now lived to tell about it !!!
@@Chris04522 HELL YEAH!
He's not trying at all it's just the old italian mannerisms
Nah, the butterfly Christmas gift was even funnier! LOL!
That grin when Sammy says, "Gimmie the brunette, not as pretty as mine, but gimmie a brunette" 😂
I never thought that sammy gravano would be this likeable of a person. They should get him a talk show or something.
Ever hear of a charming sociopath?
They are kinda known for being likabke
Yeah dude thats what to do get a guy involved in 19 murders a talk show 😂😂😂
Naw he’s way better off doing exactly what he is doing and remaining in control of his own story and life
Mickey Cohen, the Mobster who ran LA, did a nightclub act after he got out of Alcatraz. I remember seeing him on the Mike Douglas show when I was a kid. He was another funny, charming guy you could listen to for hours.
I’m sitting in my living room at 5am getting ready for work and laughing like a lunatic 🤣
Hands down the most hilarious high level mobster story ever told 😂😂
Sammy, funniest story yet!! I’m in Frigin tears over here
Me too! That was hilarious😂😂😂
“4 hours is too much. I’ll let it go this time” 😂 😂 😂 😂
Omg I laughed my ass off … Sammy can tell a story so good u actually feel like ur there… I could picture his face when tommy told him about the bosses “little problem”… Sammy I love all ur you tube stuff.. I’ve always loved movies and stories about the Mob and u can’t get any better then these… God bless and keep up the content please!!! Much respect
"The f*ck are you shy about bro?"
Lol
LMFAO
"I'm passin' the syrup like a jerk"
🤣🤣🤣
What is my purpose?
You pass butter.
Oh my god!
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣its these small things that have me laughing the hardesr.
"...she was complaining." Ahahahahahaa! That cracked me up. I imagine so!!
“I’ll prolly get divorced again after this story comes out, but ehhhh...”
"U WANT ONE TOO?" "YEAH ILL TAKE ONE TOO"
LMAO LIKE ORDERING A PIZZA FUGETABOUTIT
I cried laughing when he said that. Im like wtf is this the mcdonald's value menu or what😂😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅
That really did crack me up
😂😂😂
Exactly!! Too funny right?
Dude, I'm so glad you're doing this, best thing on TH-cam! Real stories from the real deal-I'm hooked bro, keep it coming!
Sammy between the sound effects and just the whole story I haven’t laughed so hard in my fucking life. That’s funny shit!
No wonder Paul got whacked, he really was “soft”
Ha, ha, ha, yea this was probably the case
🤣
You SOB!!!! Low blow bro low blow
Disrespectful. But very funny
Hay Matty !!
Why youse wanna be a dick bro ??
aaaayyy
Seriously,who else on the planet could tell that story with that much sincerity and humor! The pump sound effects and hand gestures made me roll. I know you looked up the price of those pumps..
That slight hand gesture at 17:19 😂🤣 ...Very slight but it had me belly laughing.
I love how he makes it sound like their ordering takeout in regards to the women!😂😂😂😂😂
Stop calling them women and referring to them like they're equal to us men! They are just our toys to use up and slap around and toss to the side when we are done with them. Please think before you speak next time.
Great story! I could listen to Sammy's stories for hours!
Sammy: if he (Paul) could hear me now he'd probably be mad..
Sammy I think he'd be more mad that you killed him than you telling this story lol
😂
I thought the same thing, I'm like, "I'm sure he's pissed at ya for setting up the hit on him", Sammy too funny.
I literally was about to post the exact same comment 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
As Hyman Roth would say, "This is the business we've chosen!"
I've heard this story several times and it's always entertaining. Mr G is a great storyteller.
These men are true Italians. Strong honor, big balls, immense bravery, very high standards. I see why they go places.
If they were in Mussolini army the axis would’ve won the war
I’m on the floor laughing at this one 😂😂 4 hours
Sammy Boy you're the man... Love hearing every story this man tells... Happy New Year Sam..
"If you like this story - press like ... If you want me to get you somebody - press subscribe!" I am crying laughing here what a fantastic story all in all 🤣 brilliant!
I absolutely love hearing Sammy talk about his life. You are an amazing story teller Sir.
You are an absolute genuine legend man! I wish I could give you a hug! Your stories are the highlight of my days!!!
The thing that makes this so hysterical is the honesty that Sammy tells the stories...he’s not a regular guy even though he is...”this thing of ours” is a culture your either with the program or not.😎
"pull the blanket over the 2 of us and wer gon get busy" 😂😂
“And 4 hours is too long bro” 😂
"Bro, wtf you shy about?"🤣
"I'll prolly get divorced again after this story comes out" nice one sammy😂
😂good one
"...and 4 hours is to much bro, she was complaining. I'll let it go this time but..." CUT! Hmm, wonder what he said there...
🤣🤣🤣
@@Leadfoot_P71 he was tight he went for 4 hours 🤣🤣🤣
That comment was hilarious 🤣 😭🤣😭
This was too funny. Sammy laughs and I laugh at the same time. Lol
Sammy .. I could listen to you every day...ALL DAY !!! You have no idea how much we appreciate you sharing some of your life stories with us .. Thank you
Lol omg this man is ducking great. “Bro come in the bathroom”. “I wanna see it” I busted laughing so hard that is amazing
🦆 🦆
@@lildawgrollin 🥜🥜
You busted huh
This is possibly the funniest story you have ever told 😂
Yeah I remember it from his book
Bro this story was like an anti depressant for me, made me chuckle like fuck.
@@catchaidshaters the fuck you here for than he’s reliving his past experiences
Why am i just finding this channel? This is great stuff. Bout to binge on these. Thank you!!!!
Could you imagine walking in the bathroom and hearing that in one of the stall.....and slowly creep back out. 😬😂😂
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!! "You want me to go in the bathroom?????? And do what??????" LMMFAO
Right!!! Lmao
"You go if thats yer thing Tommy..." holy fuckin shit lofl
Holy smokes, this video keeps getting better 😂😂😂 I’m watching all of Sammy’s videos from newest to oldest and this is the best one yet.
HAHAHAHA 🤣 SAMMY: LET ME SEE IT, that water pump never heard of it
Everytime sammy tells a story you feel like your actually there in real time.crazy
Thanks again Sammy. This is one of my favorite stories! I love how you were first curious and comfortable enough with yourself to ask as find out about it. I’m sure you know more about e.d. now. I never understood that until I got older and had problems with my testosterone level. As a man what drives our sexual desire is testosterone and it’s very common for men in their 40’s and up to experience a drop in their levels, once you get testosterone treatments everything goes back to normal. It’s sad there’s men who have these issues and are to embarrassed to go to a dr or tell anyone and they suffer in silence in one way or another. Once you get older and your with a woman for 27 years that’s not the most important thing and not something you think about all the time, you understand what true love means and what family means. To have someone by your side that loves you unconditionally, that’s something money can’t by and something that doesn’t happen and come along for everyone so I don’t take things for granted because no one is promised tomarrow. I really enjoyed that story and just shows no matter who you are, the life you lead . There’s things we all go through as human beings. Things we all experience through life. This story just speaks to that side of you that was you , who you are. Thanks again, take care and stay safe and healthy.
I’m your biggest fan Sammy!!! Love your stories! Wild and honest
Definitely the funniest story yet! "Lemme see"..."vroom" 😂😂😂😂
I love your stories, Sammy. I specifically appreciate your attitude regarding situations. 👍🇮🇪
The only channel with a title like this that's
*not clickbait.* 😅
That title..... This should be good. Gonna go grab some popcorn 😂
Okay, but after a story like that can we skip the butter?
I am LAUGHING SO HARD AFTER THE STORY WAS TOLD !!!! WHAT A SCREAM !
I've joint rolled a joint for it
@Enoch Powell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro this has got be the funniest story I ever heard THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT
"You're a funny guy!"