Jerma Streams - Hitman 2

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  • @blumberde8726
    @blumberde8726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    my favorite parts are when he just goes silent and just does some unspeakably evil deed

    • @Emily-pd2hi
      @Emily-pd2hi ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I once met Jerma *I.R.L* (O.M.G!) at a 7-Eleven.
      I was on a road-trip to Montana with a couple of college-mates. I remember walking into the store, and he was just standing there straight as an arrow behind the counter, and staring straight ahead as if he completely wasn’t interested in the fact that I had entered the store. This is weird because he was only menacingly standing there, and not seeming to be doing anything. I ignored the sensation of my hackles standing up on ends, cleared my throat and walked inside. (My fursona is a dog, so I have hackles instead of the hair that I believe that most normal people have instead of hackles because they’re humans, and not dogs.)
      It’s worth noting that I seemed to have been alone in the store with Jerma at that moment because my friends had went to avail themselves of the noxious lavatory of the gas-station for micturition.
      I walked up to the counter behind which Jerma was position. (Notice that I said that he was *positioned* there instead of standing there. That’s what it felt as to me.) I cleared my throat again as his pupils seemed glazed, and did’t seem to come into focus as I should’ve come into view for him, and said, “Hey, Jermy, I didn’t know you worked part time at 7-Eleven.”
      His eyes were still glazed.
      I tried to rid us of the awkward feeling that Jerma was emanating.
      “So- Do they sell McChickens at 7-Eleven now or what?” I chuckled.
      His eyes seemed to almost glow like phosphorous as the glaze over it disappeared at the mention of the name of a menu-item from his favourite restaurant.
      “The Hotdog-Man.” He said almost in a whisper.
      “What?”
      “The Hotdog-Man.” He repeated.
      “Who’s the Hotdog-Man?” I asked as a sense of unease began to amass within my loins.
      “No more McChickens. The Hotdog-Man came, and ordered all of them.”
      “Uh- O.K?” I said as I didn’t know how to react to this psychedelic revelation that was being delivered to me by Jerma985.
      His eyes darted pass me.
      “Do you want some hotdogs?”
      He pointed one long bony finger over my shoulder. I turned around to see that he was pointing at a set of hotdogs that were deliciously sweating, and glowing as they were being turned by the machine.
      “Uh- I gue-“
      Jerma didn’t let me finish what I wanted to say as he suddenly spoke up again.
      “Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausages? Daddy would you like some sausage?” He began to spastically chant psychotically.
      At this point I felt that I was in mausoleum danger, and I only wanted to thumb it out of that horrid 7-Eleven as quickly as possible.
      “O.K! O.K! I’ll take the bloody saus- hotdogs!”
      His tantrum seemed to quell as my placating words finally reached him.
      He went over and fetched me two dogs that he each wedged betwixt two disproportionately oversized buns that you could tell weren’t meant to go along with those types of dogs. Then, he sloppily spurted ketchup and mustard all over the hotdogs, and some of it got on my brand new St. John sweater that my boyfriend had bought for me last Christmas. But I didn’t say anything because I had a horrible feeling in my loins that I wouldn’t be here writing to you today if I did.
      However, I couldn’t help, but be bothered that he had put sprayed mustard all over two perfectly good hotdogs.
      “Um- I didn’t want mustard.”
      A feeling of dread overcame me, and I immediately knew that I had made a sarcophagus mistake after the moment that I’d unmoored those words from my chapped lips in.
      A completely deranged expression dawned on Jer, a’s face as my words seemed to resonate through the entire store.
      He maintained complete eye-contact as he no longer seemed dissociated due to Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, and he seemed to be meatgrindering me with his eyes.
      He reached under the counter, and slowly produced a fresh clean plastic knife, and slowly scraped the mustard off of the dogs with it until only small streaks of yellow were left in the ketchup. His facial expression somehow seemed even more deranged all-the-while.
      It took years of training to control my gag-reflex to keep myself from retching then, and there as I watched him commit some unspeakably evil deed.
      “That will be $25.50.” He said, the deranged expression still stuck on his face all-the-while.
      It was needless to say that I paid the price in full despite my qualms about it obviously being a stickup.
      I was three quarters metre away from the sliding transparent door when I heard the familiar voice again from behind me.
      “Are you sure you don’t want to buy some chapsticks? They’re only $3.99. You look like you could use some to keep those lips moist. That’s what Hydration Bot used to say before I banned him! ‘Keep those lips moist!’ They give you a pretty good high too if you use them enough.”

    • @salami2478
      @salami2478 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Emily-pd2hiWHAT I LOVE THIS WHOLE HORROR STORY WRITTEN THE DEDICATION

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@Emily-pd2hireally? I met jerma at a petsmart and I just said "hi, you're jerma aren't you" and he said "yeah! Nice to meet a fan in public!" and we went our own ways.

  • @navandozer
    @navandozer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    Only Jerma can make the tutorial level as difficult as a boss fight

    • @pimenjoyer.221
      @pimenjoyer.221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A journalist but funny.

    • @olyophogrific
      @olyophogrific 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@pimenjoyer.221 a journalist but furry

  • @ultimategrungo
    @ultimategrungo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Jerma is to that flamingo suit what Eddie Brock is to the symbiote

  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Game Starts 5:55
    1st Brb Ends 57:46
    2nd Brb Ends 1:07:24
    3rd Brb Ends 2:11:00

    • @Wolo-lo
      @Wolo-lo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      holy shit, bless u man

  • @nopenope6034
    @nopenope6034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    4:05:23 homer simpson scream that destroys Jerma's train of thought.

    • @Deadener
      @Deadener ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It destroyed me. I nearly passed out from laughing.

  • @goblinzits
    @goblinzits 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Favorite moment - 3:06:00
    The fact that Jerma is silent during this makes it infinitely more funny.

    • @deluxegolem4012
      @deluxegolem4012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This guy is fucked

    • @igneousflame2131
      @igneousflame2131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PSYCHOPATH

    • @jonatgan8546
      @jonatgan8546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      literally unironically terrifying. just the silent resolve to fry those three people laying on the floor.

  • @alexeverett308
    @alexeverett308 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Imagine being the sniper on the Mumbai level. A guy stands in front your target the whole time so you never have a chance to take the shot, they go out of sight for a second and then you see the guy dumping your target's dead body over a railing.

  • @UseZapCannon
    @UseZapCannon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    I sincerely can't tell when Jerma's just being obtuse or when he's playing the game wrong on purpose just to rile up chat

    • @thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486
      @thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jimmy De'Souza well jesus

    • @Lagomorph27
      @Lagomorph27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why does it matter?

    • @smkanim2009
      @smkanim2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How can he be so obtuse? Is it deliberate?

    • @billbo8327
      @billbo8327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      8 months later someone would finally get your shawshank reference

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jimmy De'Souza latter means the second thing, former means the first.
      your comment makes excatly 0 sense.

  • @markus-a-railius
    @markus-a-railius ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Diane. If I stop talking... and drank too much chloroform,... tell my son his trust fund password is '1111'."

  • @emanuel0831
    @emanuel0831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "what's aiming down here? is it a disco ball or is this something i need to pay atten-"
    "YOU HAVE BEEN RECORDED BY A SECURITY CAMERA"

  • @ev3rst0rm
    @ev3rst0rm ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love how he accidentally wakes up all 3 band members required at the end of the story mission on his quest to find a wrench just to start the story mission

  • @familyplayer1
    @familyplayer1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    I find it funny how this game is the anti-thesis to Jerma’s whole way of thinking. He doesn’t ever realize who his targets are or how sinks work I guess

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You'd think Jerma would get a hang of Hitman 2 after finishing the previous game.

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He really does stumble upon every single target.

    • @Emily-pd2hi
      @Emily-pd2hi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Antithesis* Anti-thesis is something that people can’t but merely argue against me pronouncing the way that I do because you separated the prefix from the word by hyphenating it. I think that the only reason that some people pronounce it the way that they do is because it’s a compound word, and that you effectively stripped away their rationale by spelling it that way.

    • @Jerry_Bean
      @Jerry_Bean ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@Emily-pd2hi hey Emily, I'll fight you

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Jerry_BeanGrammar peasant Andy.

  • @Knucklehead211
    @Knucklehead211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Dwarf plots elaborate mind control scheme to watch the latest Marvel movie with his non-existent family, then commits suicide with a car battery

  • @schlumpkin
    @schlumpkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The moment Jerma yelled "wife" when he died the first time made me realize the true sanity of this man. The depravity of mankind. Sickening.

  • @rockstarmanboss
    @rockstarmanboss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Watching jerma play hitman is like watching a toddler drown in a swimming pool

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So you partake in watching toddlers drown in swimming pools? 👮‍♂️

    • @Figgy_Jub
      @Figgy_Jub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yea, I watch Jerma everyday

    • @emptywindexbottle97
      @emptywindexbottle97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Infuriating but also fun

    • @_P2M_
      @_P2M_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know. It's extremely entertaining.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@aniyilator
      What're you in for?
      Watching a toddler drown in a swimming pool

  • @calypso819
    @calypso819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I play the instrumental to Ave Maria on loop every time I watch Jerma play this. The classy mixed with the stupidity makes for a great combination. It works for pretty much all classical music but Ave Maria is just so fitting it's unbelievable.

  • @TheRealRusDaddy
    @TheRealRusDaddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I fucking cried laughing when he shot that first guy in the Santa Fortuna town and no one saw.

  • @kaizerdeath12
    @kaizerdeath12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    I'm ready to start rubbing my temple whenever he starts complaining about something the game clearly told him but he was too busy making a joke to notice.

    • @yalltoiletsbtalkinshit9912
      @yalltoiletsbtalkinshit9912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      kaizerdeath12 no, that’s when you’re supposed to take a shot of tequila.

    • @_KRose
      @_KRose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      take a shot every time jerma misses something because he's reading chat (don't do that you will die for sure)

    • @LordEptar
      @LordEptar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@_KRose I got advanced stages of cirrhosis just thinking about this.

    • @virgil2461
      @virgil2461 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "hey man I got some VIP tickets here"
      "aw man how do I get into VIP??"

    • @Jb-db5kj
      @Jb-db5kj 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      There was a bit in the first game where he was looking through his weapon wheel for an item, stopped ON the item he was looking for, looked directly at it and said “uhhh it’s not here” he was NOT joking

  • @Anomalocaria
    @Anomalocaria 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    5:33:59 lol. imagine the Kasmirian's reaction. he's seconds away from pulling the trigger and an innocent painter walks into the line of fire. he's livid: "damn! get out of the way!" then the painter whips out a gat and drills his target in the head and he's like ".. oh... oh, alright, then."

  • @Comrade_Nils
    @Comrade_Nils 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:25:48 Love how the guard is just standing there, watching Jerma's shenanigans in complete disbelief. I would have that exact same reaction.

  • @clem-1917
    @clem-1917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    How does he always manage to break games in the most hilarious of ways?

    • @Apodeipnon
      @Apodeipnon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      his psyche is too unpredictable

    • @darrenh55755
      @darrenh55755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is blessed. Or cursed depending on how you look at it.

    • @YFMFan1
      @YFMFan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cause he is Jerma lol

    • @thegoodideasgonewrongarchi281
      @thegoodideasgonewrongarchi281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hit me with a time stamp

    • @aaalicethegoat
      @aaalicethegoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jermagic

  • @Darthoblivion24
    @Darthoblivion24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:35:00 "Nah just leave him" -35 seconds later opens the door- "Who found him?!"

  • @galaxyaj4256
    @galaxyaj4256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love how theres only 90 comments, most of them remarking their disbelief in how oblivious jerma is towards... everything.

    • @mikotoh
      @mikotoh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      genuinely dont understand how people can get so upset watching someone else play a video game for fun. its like... secondhand frustration. wild.

  • @PlamTreeCartoons
    @PlamTreeCartoons 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Flavorbird the Pink Boy is now my favorite thing.

    • @enbybunny9940
      @enbybunny9940 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Been five years @PlamTreeCartoons is it still your favorite?

    • @vhs2vcr
      @vhs2vcr 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i hope he still is 🦩

    • @PlamTreeCartoons
      @PlamTreeCartoons 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'll stick my neck out and say that I still like Flavorbird even after the whole controversy, I mean yes he has some radical political beliefs but I can look past that

  • @DUKEHadToDoItToEm
    @DUKEHadToDoItToEm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Wow Jerma actually loses the game in the tutorial mission before a single enemy even arrives. I've never been more impressed with someone's gaming skill

  • @stabbymcstab5
    @stabbymcstab5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The virgin blueberry vs the chad lemon lime

    • @enbybunny9940
      @enbybunny9940 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ‘Virgin blueberry’ sounds like a euphemism

  • @ollieolympus517
    @ollieolympus517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Jesus that part in Colombia were he wouldn't hide the body in the bush with the other guy

    • @RockLegend2A
      @RockLegend2A 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Got really fucking mad for a moment after he killed the two bodyguards and walked off. I thought he was gonna continue that failure of a run.

    • @PASTELXENON
      @PASTELXENON 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so annoying

  • @diavolette
    @diavolette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    this man is the human embodiment of classic labrador chaotic stupid energy and i adore it

  • @hypnotoad311
    @hypnotoad311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Mumbai is dangerous. The gang members are on high alert for anybody they don’t recognize.”
    47: Is the only bald white guy in at least 400km
    This should work out just fine

  • @jaffawaffa8897
    @jaffawaffa8897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the haggling for the dress material killed me XD

  • @dynamovolition33
    @dynamovolition33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The sniper rifle part really was just so frustrating

    • @Anomalocaria
      @Anomalocaria 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i read this before i saw it - then it started happening and i was like 'uh oh lol'
      why doesn't anybody _tell him?_ i mean, i understand what Twitch chats are like, but he takes advice from chat all the time and it's always the _worst_ possible advice rofl

    • @Joltman11
      @Joltman11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Anomalocaria Plenty of people were telling him, he just seemed to literally only notice the troll answers and not the ones saying he screwed up and wasn't supposed to kill the assassin.

  • @GreenShark4
    @GreenShark4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:33:39
    "Oh? You're approaching me?"

  • @ryanm.8720
    @ryanm.8720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Why did I kill this guy? ...I dunno."
    - Jerma, Hit Man Too (November 14th, 2018)
    1:28:37

  • @suspicious_soup
    @suspicious_soup 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "brick users don't use wrench"
    he always had a way with words
    rip

  • @PASTELXENON
    @PASTELXENON 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jerma doesn't remember there's certain guard types that can see through your disguise?

  • @highhat5229
    @highhat5229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:15:44
    What did you do, hand the controller to Joel?

  • @Lusiggy
    @Lusiggy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Something about his voice or his tone In this one, at least at the beginning, reminds me of 2014 jerma

    • @Colon-D...
      @Colon-D... 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      2018 jerma let 2014 jerma out of the basement to make a final stream

  • @Anonymouthful
    @Anonymouthful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jerma is so easily impressed.

  • @Anomalocaria
    @Anomalocaria 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i love how the people in Mumbai were upset about him throwing something on the ground on a beach made of _literal garbage_ lol

  • @enbybunny9940
    @enbybunny9940 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:18:23
    Of course Jerma “The Zerker” Elbertson would ask such a lecherous question.

  • @Jud
    @Jud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jermas iq never ceases to amaze me

  • @JaycodaJr
    @JaycodaJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:06:00 creativity kills
    *looks off into the distance after killing three people with overflowing sink water and a battery.*

  • @spunchbob6520
    @spunchbob6520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i kinda like the cutscenes, it fits with the minimalistic style of the game

    • @Anomalocaria
      @Anomalocaria 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      minimalistic? it has more stealth mechanics than the AC games, detailed maps with incredible NPC density, and dozens of storied ways to complete each mission. it's pretty elaborate lol
      not to mention that the story itself reads like an anime - and we all know how minimalist those tend to be rofl. most of it is told in other media though, so i suppose it's not really 'part of the game.' not directly, anyway.

    • @spunchbob6520
      @spunchbob6520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Anomalocaria i meant stylistically in terms of ART with the menus/cutscenes. i haven't played the game so i don't really care about whatever else you mentioned. also 1 year old comment lmfao

    • @Anomalocaria
      @Anomalocaria 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spunchbob6520 you haven't played the game, but you've watched hours relevant content and only managed to develop an opinion on the menu design. makes sense.
      funny thing about text. sticks around for a while. don't post retarded shit if you don't want people finding it later lol

    • @stonwall9065
      @stonwall9065 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spunchbob6520 Welcome back, another year later

  • @whosaprettykitty5076
    @whosaprettykitty5076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I have the perfect description of Jerma
    -when you’re watching a movie with a parent or a grandparent, and they constantly talk during the scenes and seem to ALWAYS miss the most important details of the movie, so you, trying to pay attention to both the movie AND your chattering parent/grandparent and have to keep relaying the details of movie to them
    Ya love ‘em to pieces, but god, sometimes you just wanna tell them to shut up and pay attention

    • @giga9849
      @giga9849 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol yeah

    • @flippisni
      @flippisni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Watching him bumble through the missions is extremely entertaining, I love the idea of an incredibly inept hitman ALWAYS getting the perfect timeline through the dumbest means possible

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think all the disguises Agent 47 has really adds to the gameplay experience

  • @enbybunny9940
    @enbybunny9940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why is it that the moment I take my eyes off this e-clown for a second he fucks up the whole mission

  • @TheUntamedNetwork
    @TheUntamedNetwork 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    God the fucking unbridled rage in Jerma's sole when he's unable to find an immediate, violent solution to the problem is amazing, the man lusts for blood.

  • @dongatello6969
    @dongatello6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It took me until him getting a double statue kill to realize that we have the exact same playstyle in this game

  • @Meladjusted
    @Meladjusted 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jerma's version of Hitman isn't about trying to skillfully off someone without raising suspicion, it's about just making sure ANYONE who saw ANYTHING dies or that their AI gets too confused from running after him in circles and stops targeting.

  • @Sentom23
    @Sentom23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:37:37 wtf was that noise?

  • @Jud
    @Jud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Time to waste 6 hours of my life

    • @yalltoiletsbtalkinshit9912
      @yalltoiletsbtalkinshit9912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      pyroleaf a waste???? Hardly!

    • @ethohalfslab
      @ethohalfslab 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How were those 6 hours? :3

    • @Jud
      @Jud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ethohalfslab i was at school it starts now comment in 6 hours

    • @MrTtawesome
      @MrTtawesome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      comment

    • @Jud
      @Jud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@MrTtawesome it was amazing best hours of my life since i was born

  • @havenandaura
    @havenandaura ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Since it was brought up near the beginning: Agent 47 is canonically Romanian, as he was born in an asylum in Romania, and Romania considers you a citizen when born there like most countries.

  • @bearlyhardley
    @bearlyhardley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Until this stream I wasn’t even aware that it was possible to get zero stars on a level

  • @moRULEZ18981
    @moRULEZ18981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    24:32 The murderer of Santa Claus is still at large

  • @shoganflamemasta3975
    @shoganflamemasta3975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:33:36 Fruity loops bird showdown

  • @swishtango5468
    @swishtango5468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Camera bit made me sub

  • @MOUPIMOUPI
    @MOUPIMOUPI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:12 for sans noise

  • @Gameguy90
    @Gameguy90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:58:40 mota belle

  • @JioVega
    @JioVega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Throw bricks at people"
    -Jerma

  • @kierepearce1441
    @kierepearce1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:19:02 - Director of the Academy Award-winning film _Parasite,_ *Bong Jeremy-ho.*

  • @ihatenwo
    @ihatenwo ปีที่แล้ว

    5:11:32 lmao this sequence is straight outta Johnny Eglish series.

  • @aagh8714
    @aagh8714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    mission called blank cheque
    subtitles says blank check

  • @Guille-mz7xf
    @Guille-mz7xf หลายเดือนก่อน

    There is absolutely no way a dude would walk in into a cartel village dressed like that and not get instantly savaged, or he would at least be noticed by the locals

  • @antond12312
    @antond12312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Its a shame he didnt play any of the patient zero campaign.

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hokkaido's "Patient Zero" would be perfect for Jerma, since anyone and everyone who gets infected is a target, and Jerma tends to forget who his targets are.

  • @ieatassforfun
    @ieatassforfun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:47:05 POG CHAMP

  • @KingEhrys98
    @KingEhrys98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It hurts way less when I play music over it and look away from the screen.

    • @KingEhrys98
      @KingEhrys98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every time he does something I flinch.

  • @antond12312
    @antond12312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:26:25

  • @Swagmaster65
    @Swagmaster65 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Swear to God, Jerma could walk into a closet and lose track of the door. Actually an NPC.

  • @TheUntamedNetwork
    @TheUntamedNetwork 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    its kinda imperssive that he did Santa Fortuna without going to the plantation, compound, burial grounds or office

  • @JaycodaJr
    @JaycodaJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:04:20 oh BROTHER, this guy STINKS!!!

  • @MandenTV
    @MandenTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:57 humorous sound

  • @rooroo9216
    @rooroo9216 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:55:41 But there’s like flipping 4 of them!

  • @latiostech8822
    @latiostech8822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how everything that happens in games jerma plays seem specifically scripted for him

  • @dontfearfiggyishere
    @dontfearfiggyishere ปีที่แล้ว

    5:40 save

  • @ihatenwo
    @ihatenwo ปีที่แล้ว

    4:04:45 Sometimes I really thjnk Jerma might be batshit insane fr

  • @joe-sc2ff
    @joe-sc2ff ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:58:28 simpson character scream

  • @KingEhrys98
    @KingEhrys98 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:50:24 Even the computer though that was dumb.

  • @bulletbill5977
    @bulletbill5977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    360p crew

  • @Grabbax
    @Grabbax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Why is he so unbelievably bad impatient and oblivious

  • @PASTELXENON
    @PASTELXENON 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why didn't jerma just use the locker

  • @travmann
    @travmann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    dawood sandstorm

  • @gohmenghan4365
    @gohmenghan4365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jerma’s pea brain is hella struggling

    • @WaterZer0
      @WaterZer0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can hear the fan speeding up and smell the smoke.

  • @ihatenwo
    @ihatenwo ปีที่แล้ว

    5:13:09 - 5:13:12 Psycho moment

  • @ihatenwo
    @ihatenwo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:11:16 Seriously, I played Hitman 2 for hundreds of hours and ADHD psycho streamer taught me this trick lol Long live Jermo

  • @SPiderman-rh2zk
    @SPiderman-rh2zk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:08:59 IM DEADDDD

  • @Baba-yv6ml
    @Baba-yv6ml 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What if that coma comment was actually targeted towards me? Or YOU!

  • @heratulok6183
    @heratulok6183 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Z A P

  • @TheLastWanderingBard
    @TheLastWanderingBard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Is Jerma incapable of drinking his drink quietly as well as playing the game properly?

  • @dontfearfiggyishere
    @dontfearfiggyishere ปีที่แล้ว

    4:28:43 save ageaashhhfdd

  • @ihatenwo
    @ihatenwo ปีที่แล้ว

    5:58:28 AAH

  • @Aquana01
    @Aquana01 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I will keep watching these streams forever

  • @Superboologan1
    @Superboologan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jeremy Elbertson: And the Quest for Patience

  • @doomdude3034
    @doomdude3034 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My game ran in near-max settings on my 980 just fine... there's no way Jerma doesn't have something better than that

    • @eccomi21
      @eccomi21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I swear I never know if his behavior is deliberate and he just wants to confuse and provoke people, or if he is actually as dumb and incapable as he sometimes appears to be.

  • @rooroo9216
    @rooroo9216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:55:27 you look like one of the Peaky Blinders now xD

  • @sirprize5191
    @sirprize5191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:55:27 the car crash chaos. I don't know if that's realistic or racist of some sorts. Also from the previous scene imagine the man of culture emanating from saying you reside in a labyrinth

  • @Baba-yv6ml
    @Baba-yv6ml 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hitman 1 GOTY? Wutface

  • @TheDoor616
    @TheDoor616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    god hes so bad

    • @therealdoc
      @therealdoc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      tjcr He’s a unique comedian and also tries to interact with chat as much as possible. You can’t expect him to be funny, good at the game, and interact with chat all at he same time. It’s a pick two situation pretty much.

    • @TheDoor616
      @TheDoor616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@therealdoc you seen this dude play Point Blank??? dont give me that shit...

    • @comradezvezda
      @comradezvezda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TheDoor616 what the hell are you even saying

    • @TheDsRequiem
      @TheDsRequiem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@comradezvezda hes saying that he's one of those people who feel compelled to "sit and scream at their monitor" while they watch people play games.

    • @johnjowari7128
      @johnjowari7128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lots of people are "bad" at this game though. The one who's very good at this game are not that entertaining to watch imo. Thats why i watched Jerma, Cr1tikal or Delirious. Atleast he's not xQc, i love the guy but his Hitman game is such a mess.

  • @FrannB
    @FrannB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:07:00

  • @realjosephjoestar5402
    @realjosephjoestar5402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:31:00

  • @therealspiroagnew818
    @therealspiroagnew818 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:30:34