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  • @dlwatib
    @dlwatib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8662

    If you're a Danish guy with an Irish accent who grew up as a Jehovah's Witness the jokes practically write themselves.

  • @sofiem1225
    @sofiem1225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4708

    Fun fact: A Dane can hear another Dane’s english accent from 10 kilometers away. Trust me, he’s Danish.

    • @Wockyalush
      @Wockyalush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Sofie Møbes fisse?

    • @sofiem1225
      @sofiem1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Minecraft 69 Øl, fisse og hornmusik!

    • @casperchristensen8354
      @casperchristensen8354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Its not a broken accent like the previous generation.

    • @wilsan806
      @wilsan806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Og især de københavnske hehe

    • @annaravn5276
      @annaravn5276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Er vi enige

  • @McandJr
    @McandJr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2068

    This is so weird. I'm Danish, I've seen a few of his stand-up shows before and though I always found them funny, they were never quite hilarious to me. This, however, really hit the nail on the head for me!

    • @janicojerome
      @janicojerome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, same. Then again, it's 8 minutes. So he can boil down his material. Even then, his sets on comedy aid hasn't been as genuinely perfect as this one.

    • @gabypluijm
      @gabypluijm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Can I ask you a question? Are you a Danish person named Dane, 'cause that's hilarious

    • @Helleynea
      @Helleynea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think it is because he has changed topics. I don't watch his Danish shows because they tend to be "teenage humour difference between men and women". He did a really nice bit for Standup for Comedy a few years ago, so I knew he could write jokes for a different audience. I think his target demographic just changed considerably. And he is talented to be able to change his style accordingly.

    • @michelacarlsen5800
      @michelacarlsen5800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he does much better in English too it’s incredible.

    • @signeaarejrgensen61
      @signeaarejrgensen61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same. Saw Him warm up for Russell in Denmark, and thought he was defo more fun in English.

  • @benj0o620
    @benj0o620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    I'm a Chinese guy with a Scottish accent, that lives in Africa

    • @mwtrolle
      @mwtrolle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You should go into standup comedy!

    • @AlxzAlec
      @AlxzAlec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dajoe Dijoy Lø africa isnt a country

    • @andersjrgensen2009
      @andersjrgensen2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's a show I wanna see 😄

    • @elisabethkjelmann8024
      @elisabethkjelmann8024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You were born to do standup for sure

    • @Raxerm
      @Raxerm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whatever happened to 2012?

  • @veronicae2291
    @veronicae2291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1264

    "Its like looking at fish going 'how do they breath in such a difficult environment... ohmagaaad'"
    Ahaha

    • @cryptnick_
      @cryptnick_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I literally fell off my chair laughing when he said that. 😂

    • @eboracum2012
      @eboracum2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, all Americans talk, think and behave as a combination of Valley Girls (and Guys) from Brooklyn, by way of Long Island.

    • @veronicae2291
      @veronicae2291 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eboracum2012 no?

    • @eboracum2012
      @eboracum2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@veronicae2291
      Well, a great many do and while that may be funny at the time, they are sad.
      It is ironic that those who can afford to travel (sans Covid, obviously) are often loud, entitled and obnoxious representatives of their homeland, and the unfortunate natives who get too close have no other frame of reference for Americans, Germans or anyone else, except for the television or internet and God help them then.

    • @eboracum2012
      @eboracum2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Full Disclosure:. I may be loud bc I have rock and roll ears, I am hard of hearing and masks make it impossible to read lips and put that together with what I think my dinner partner or waitstaff may be saying. BTW:. Masks are a necessity, that's not what I'm saying.

  • @vividdem
    @vividdem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2894

    Half the comments are just danes congratulating him on going international 😂😂

    • @Joliie
      @Joliie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Saw the Simon Talbot make denmark great again, he did make it before this appearance at Russells show, but yes its really awesome he dared to make that move and made it work for him.

    • @franklundjensen4076
      @franklundjensen4076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Just like we congratulate you on being on the internet.

    • @nichlasholmvard7422
      @nichlasholmvard7422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We used to only have the guy from lord of the ring and Mads Mikkelsen, But now we also have him🖖🏻

    • @vividdem
      @vividdem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Guys, jeg er selv dansk 😂😂

    • @NoamN
      @NoamN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Vi er jo stolte 😅

  • @mathildem6714
    @mathildem6714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2515

    Being a Norwegian, I understand the translation struggle.

    • @Trasslet87
      @Trasslet87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      mathilde mykløy As a Swedish person I agree with you totally. Sometimes I felt like I had an easier time understanding the Danish then the English. 😂 (Not because his English is bad, rather because mine is. 🤦🏼‍♀️)

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You people are weird, it's easier to translate things into English than it is to translate inbetween our very similar languages. I mean when I say Grin, then the Swedes think it's crying and the rest of us sane people think it's smiling. When I say Tös, the Swedes don't understand and the Danes doesn't care and the Norwegians get upset, while I think it's a perfectly normal word here In Scania. If I say Rar, then everyone but the Norwegians think it's Sweet, but they think it's rare. Do you get my point... It's a fucking lot easier to translate from our languages into English than in between them, because there are words that have different meanings, and then there are words that doesn't have any cognates in the other languages. And it gets even worse when we get to old Norwegian AKA Icelandic. And let's not mention Gutetal or Dalmål or Sydjylländsk, or Tröndelagsk. We could literally spend over 30000 hours speaking about the differences in every minor language and dialects there of.
      It's just about exposing yourself to enough of the English language until you get a minor grasp in it and after that it becomes a lot easier, I used to speak both Scanian and Danish fluently, now I rarely if ever Speak either Scanian, Danish or Swedish. Mostly English, I literally dislike speaking Scanian although I'm proud of being a Scanian, however, no one understands me when I speak, most people just learn Swedish here now and no one seems to want to speak Scanian, or any of it's dialects. Klåijntade kotletter me' panntofflagröd o krös, ä så gott ad yvena rinna. Marinated cutlets with mashed potatoes and lingonberries, is so tasty that (my) eyes (flow/tear up).
      Ja stod ve vången inte möllan o glodde po en granner tös, hon va en redig granner tös, me yved hår o illröa läbbar, pattar som få o en röa som får alla glader vara. Man känner säj som en li'en glytt var gång man ser pona.
      I stod near the meadow next to the mill and looked at a pretty girl, she was a really pretty girl, with bushy hair and strikingly red lips, breasts like no other and an ass that makes everyone be happy. One feels like one is but a young boy each time you look at her.
      Now I could translate that into Swedish pretty Easily, by exchanging a few words, but translating it into Danish wish is the sister language of Scanian is near impossible, mostly due to how shit Danes are at spelling and speaking their own language, I mean Danish is mostly vowels and then short words like den is pronounced bm, and it's really shit to think in Danish and try to write it down, and writing it down in the first place makes it look too Swedish.
      Oh and if we were to all write down phonetically, then shit pommes frites, is it gonna be hard, because Danish is basically hell on Earth with like a billion vowel shifts...
      No English with it's sorry excuse of spelling and speech is a lot easier. I mean I live 65 km from Denmark and I still feel that English is a lot simpler than a language I've been forced to learn since a young age.

    • @mathildem6714
      @mathildem6714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The Major
      Dude, I am half English. Not saying that it’s a struggle to translate things, but that it’s a stuggle in the sense that it loses it’s humour when you do.

    • @Shabbymannen
      @Shabbymannen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @August : Testa att kalla en norska för en rar tös och se om hon tar det som en komplimang :P

    • @MrKLeBlanc
      @MrKLeBlanc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jim Elliott Just out of curiosity, do you mean there are more scandinavians descandants in Utah than in other states?

  • @StefanVlD
    @StefanVlD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2347

    Funny guy, didn't felt the need to kill myself during this 8 minutes.

    • @h.thumbsthomas5479
      @h.thumbsthomas5479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      I like that that's how you judge comedy.

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That's a personal best for me

    • @magnusthoegersen8974
      @magnusthoegersen8974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@h.thumbsthomas5479 it was litteraly a joke he referenced..

    • @h.thumbsthomas5479
      @h.thumbsthomas5479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@magnusthoegersen8974 I know. I commented that before I got to that part of the video. Then heard the joke and was like ehhh it still stands.

    • @magnusthoegersen8974
      @magnusthoegersen8974 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@h.thumbsthomas5479 what????!

  • @KikiLivesInMe
    @KikiLivesInMe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    I liked it! And in such a difficult environment.

    • @eabak6925
      @eabak6925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Very nice reference

  • @TwinkleTwinkleTruly
    @TwinkleTwinkleTruly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I’m loving how he starts out with a lot of classic danish things that we tell foreigners to pronounce, just to prove he’s a Dane to other Danes XD

    • @knogne5073
      @knogne5073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LongLiveHarryPotter7 dude I feel like most Danish ppl would know this dude, and even if we didn’t you can still easily hear his danish accent.

    • @TwinkleTwinkleTruly
      @TwinkleTwinkleTruly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      K Nogne can’t say I know him, but I could hear his Danish twang throughout, which was very entertaining XD

    • @Arterexius
      @Arterexius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's really more to prove non Danes that he's a Dane. It's not uncommon for Danes who haven't shown their full Danish side yet, to be mistaken for being English (I don't really wanna bother listing the countries that speak English). I personally have a *very* British accent and I've had severe difficulty proving even fkn Brits that I'm Danish. Best way for a Dane to prove their nationality is not as much to speak a shite ton of Danish, but to roast the fuck out of everyone around them. Basically give them the same bombardment that Sweden gets on a daily basis

  • @Jlauovesen
    @Jlauovesen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Finally someone said it.. Im so tired of pretending that we speak Danish in Denmark.

    • @tokesejersen1140
      @tokesejersen1140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it's just so releaving to get it of our shoulders. You with me?

    • @travelwell6049
      @travelwell6049 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean? What are you saying? What language is spoken then ?? 🙄

    • @rasmusazu
      @rasmusazu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@travelwell6049 Dansk

    • @vato6686
      @vato6686 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@travelwell6049 most Danes speak Japanese, since the Japanese colonized Denmark and most Danish islands in 1698

    • @joern888
      @joern888 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vato6686 hahahaahahaha jeg elsker det

  • @MaddieCollum
    @MaddieCollum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Damn now I just wanna hear him sing more. That was beautiful

    • @randomrise1st72
      @randomrise1st72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maddie Collum
      You aren’t danish, right?

    • @eltonsmor
      @eltonsmor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/hasJBmVzt-U/w-d-xo.html

    • @todd6001
      @todd6001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      th-cam.com/video/tKuSueg0Um4/w-d-xo.html

    • @JustBefl
      @JustBefl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/14qAh0jduMw/w-d-xo.html

    • @Alkymisten100
      @Alkymisten100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/PVqKicrDSHQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @PureHealthPortal
    @PureHealthPortal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Florida man once asked me where i was from in Disneyland, FL. I said "I'm from Denmark bro" - and he went on to state he knew it perfectly well. It was "around Nova Scotia somewhere". I'll never forget it.

  • @jkbdk6723
    @jkbdk6723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Love him, have seen him many times here in Denmark. Danish and British humor are very similar, i love watching british stand up.

    • @michaelairley2015
      @michaelairley2015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Scandinavian stand up is terrible...British stand up is dead. PC crowd have killed it.

    • @BovinaSancta79
      @BovinaSancta79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelairley2015 Yeah, PC can go F itself...

    • @thewhat531
      @thewhat531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love PC comedy. Y'all are retarded.

    • @michaelairley2015
      @michaelairley2015 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jim Elliott 5 years or more for me...US standup is all that's left.

    • @michaelairley2015
      @michaelairley2015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is fake. Smiley comedy...cringe...

  • @ingvik3703
    @ingvik3703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Ive had this experience aswell. For example:
    Me: Im from sweden
    American: Wow do you speak swedish?
    Me: Uhh, yeah obviously.
    American: Omg thats so cool how did you learn that?

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Maria Blente Yes! Same in Denmark, though - And anywhere, for that matter. I've lived in Sri Lanka and Poland (and obv. Denmark), and they all ask.
      In Denmark, I was a live Polish dictionary, and in Poland, I was a live Danish dictionary. And Sri Lanka? Well, both.

    • @jonasschitt6864
      @jonasschitt6864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Amerikanere, huh? De är jävla dumme ;-;

    • @jonasschitt6864
      @jonasschitt6864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      C J lmao, I’m a Dane commenting in our sister language, Swedish, on the video of a danish comedian. Get out.

    • @jonasschitt6864
      @jonasschitt6864 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      C J funny

    • @Koreviking
      @Koreviking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CJ: And your grandchildren will be speaking Russian.

  • @Charlotte-hl2uk
    @Charlotte-hl2uk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’m a dane who learned English in America. So when I speak most Europeans think I’m american but the minute a scandinavian hears me “that’s a dane”. He gave me the same vibe

  • @dani_dazed
    @dani_dazed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Simon Talbot and Russel Howard. It's like two worlds colliding

  • @Smoothieïllustration
    @Smoothieïllustration 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1836

    I’m not sure if I laughed because it’s funny?
    or because I’m Danish and I get it ?
    Wish I had the full English perspective

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I`m Austrian so not the full English perspective but a third one. I found him very funny. Too bad it got the audience so long to get the Jesus joke, it was so obvious that he meant the bible never mentions him going to the toilet.

    • @birkahardsner9063
      @birkahardsner9063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @shadowprince4482
      @shadowprince4482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      I'm American and found him to be pretty damn funny. I had no idea a pastry could do stand-up so well. Sorry, that was my attempt at being funny. We can't all be a Simon Talbot. :)

    • @Smoothieïllustration
      @Smoothieïllustration 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shadow Prince
      ‘Pastry’ Aaaah I see what you did there.
      😆 👍🏼👍🏼

    • @chgohulk
      @chgohulk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That song he referenced, "skilla magina dinga do...." What's that song's name? I imagine it would be fun to listen to.

  • @idamagnusdotterganeteg7497
    @idamagnusdotterganeteg7497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I’m a Mormon swede living in the UK and I have a Canadian accent for some reason. They call me a candinavian

    • @cinegraphics
      @cinegraphics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's funny :)

    • @cinegraphics
      @cinegraphics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is it Candy'n'avian?

    • @liquidsquid101
      @liquidsquid101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So why have you incorporated a misspelled Icelandic last name, as a middle name in your profilname I wonder?

  • @Supersmile330
    @Supersmile330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Please more? I don't know any Danish but this guy is hilarious and I'd love to see more of him :)

    • @majkenagerbo2952
      @majkenagerbo2952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well.. he did stand-up in America in 2016 (called make Denmark great again) and I think it'll be on netflix at some point - so if you're patient your wish will be granted.

    • @Supersmile330
      @Supersmile330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@majkenagerbo2952 Wohoo! Thank you for the info, I'll keep my eyes peeled :D

    • @theMark5445
      @theMark5445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm so happy I stumbled across this lol.

    • @PpAirO5
      @PpAirO5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In Denmark we have LOTS of qualified, high end comedians. Simon Talbot is... average (no offense he's good, but we have even better comedians).

    • @victorlaxdal6775
      @victorlaxdal6775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PpAirO5 anden er meget god

  • @unapatton1978
    @unapatton1978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    ...How does he do it? Moving, breathing in such a difficult environment?.... I met a few Americans, who are like that. On a stage it's b... hilarious.

    • @ejedwards988
      @ejedwards988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I've lived in America all my life, I feel the same way when I meet those people. We also wonder how they can walk and breathe

    • @meginna8354
      @meginna8354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yeah, walking and breathing is weird..

    • @mhmyeahtotallynotacowinmen3373
      @mhmyeahtotallynotacowinmen3373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m American
      Can confirm
      I mean, how DO you do it!?!?

    • @annakoch9972
      @annakoch9972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      My son have a conversation online yesterday with an American girl who was just "so amarican as possible" as he described it.
      Some of her comments: "Do they have cars in Sweden?!" Isn't that a shithole country?"
      "Isn't Europe a country?"
      "But Russia is a continent, right?"
      My son tried to explain, "Part of Russia is in Europe."
      Then she asked what the other part was.
      When my son asked her if he could to explain to her what propaganda was, she blocked him.
      I'm proud of my son, trying to nice and friendly explain some things over the internet and not explode inside. ❤

    • @scandisnowgirl3696
      @scandisnowgirl3696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@annakoch9972 lol I'll take things that never happened for 500 Alex

  • @MegaPhester
    @MegaPhester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2516

    Er det bare mig, eller er han sjovere på engelsk end på dansk?

    • @Winter-hl2sq
      @Winter-hl2sq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Nej, jeg er fuldstændig enig! Jeg synes ikke han er speciel sjov, men det her var sgu ret godt.

    • @Micras08
      @Micras08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Joken omkring at han er en dansk ex-jehovas med en irisk accent fungere nok bedre når han fremføre det hele på engelsk, ellers tror jeg ikke rigtig det er mere eller mindre sjovt på engelsk tbh :)

    • @TheBoeboe
      @TheBoeboe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hans danske stemme irriterer mig bare

    • @joselimai
      @joselimai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lige meget hvad, så var det her et rigtig godt crowd, og Simon var 100% på, god levering og selvsikkerhed... Timingen og stemningen har bare været lige i øjet...

    • @mikkelbank2496
      @mikkelbank2496 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      jep

  • @jungkookthesithlord8168
    @jungkookthesithlord8168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    ALL THE WAY FROM DENMARK! Bro denmark is like 2 hours away in the plane lol

    • @FreakyGremlinDK
      @FreakyGremlinDK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      It takes longer to check in at th airport than it does to get there.

    • @jungkookthesithlord8168
      @jungkookthesithlord8168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Andreas Bagger do I need to? I’m danish?

    • @theMark5445
      @theMark5445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andreasbagger2744 Well it's true. Have you looked it up yourself?

    • @six2make4
      @six2make4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      8 hours, direct NY, that's the shortest flight I've heard of.

    • @earlofdoncaster5018
      @earlofdoncaster5018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you mean London to Copenhagen take off to landing then it's about one hour.

  • @PhilipZeplinDK
    @PhilipZeplinDK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    FLÆSKESTEG! BRUN SOVS OG KATOFLER! Woo!
    Nu er jeg sgu' blevet sulten...

    • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
      @bodenlosedosenhose1590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @deekat3279 Pork, brown sauce and potatoes. Now I will be totally full.
      Something like that. My Danish isn't great.

    • @Gardureth
      @Gardureth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ....and in such a difficult Language ;-P

    • @saddane6897
      @saddane6897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bodenlosedosenhose1590 more like :
      Pork-roast ! Brown sauce and potatoes!
      Now i have gotten dang hungry...
      Danish and english dont directly translate in most cases, that last sentence would be "Now am i dang gotten hungry" if done so instead.
      Its the difference in the use of the words, even tho easy to translate, you gotta "rearrange" or sometimes use more fittings words for a more true translation :)
      Google is not bad at this with english and nordic translations, but yeah it will leave you short in comparison to any avg IQ dane that doesnt suck at english :P

    • @damiankasperkowicz3265
      @damiankasperkowicz3265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@saddane6897 ik there might be some Americans reading but i dont think u hv to explain all of it like dat

    • @saddane6897
      @saddane6897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@damiankasperkowicz3265 Doesnt matter what u think m8, i wanted to explain it, hence i did :P

  • @Samuel-ku1qb
    @Samuel-ku1qb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I’m not Danish but this hit home as soon as he came on and I sang with him...
    (I’m Swedish. Someone shoot me, I’m liking a Danish guy!)

  • @AlumiTube
    @AlumiTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Det klare han sku meget godt 😁👍

    • @lali4540
      @lali4540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really. All I heard is a drunk baby choking in porridge.

    • @andershenriksen7592
      @andershenriksen7592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Det synes jeg nu ikke

    • @lilluc2228
      @lilluc2228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn....jeg vidste altid efter din accent at du var dansk lol....men det har hele tiden været et mysterie for mig aha

    • @miklogron6883
      @miklogron6883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Husk nutids-r

    • @Maja-Danmark
      @Maja-Danmark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@miklogron6883 Det er den hyppigste fejl i det skrevne. 50 % ved sgu ikke engang, at der mangler et r.

  • @susanfarley1332
    @susanfarley1332 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My mother planned to move us (her, me and my brother) to Denmark when I was 10. I hate to think of what my accent would have sounded like. We had moved to Mexico when I was 5 and spoke Spanish better than English. Add Danish to that and I have no idea what it would have sounded like.
    We didn't get to go to Denmark, unfortunately. My mom passed away. I think I would have loved going to Denmark.

  • @EkelundDK
    @EkelundDK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    You know you've made it, when you're a danish stand up comedian, getting invited by Russel Howard.
    I've enjoyed a lot of Simons shows in danish, and this did not disappoint in any way.
    Great job, Simon.
    P. S. Your WoW bit is too fkin funny, man.

  • @sagaboman3455
    @sagaboman3455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I’m Swedish so I understood most of what he said in Danish, but this guy is freaking hilarious haha😂

  • @XFeuerFestX
    @XFeuerFestX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    Some Americans are just clueless. I had a guy ask me if we had IPhones in Europe...

    • @ayeluru
      @ayeluru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Just one more video Another American asked me if the whole India is a desert. And she was a teacher.

    • @BlackIronGamer
      @BlackIronGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I've had so many people ask me if we still had teepees in oklahoma

    • @theuniversewithin74
      @theuniversewithin74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *Most Americans. FIX'D

    • @akambiyamwanza
      @akambiyamwanza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheSammymaus
      @TheSammymaus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I'm from Germany and was in the US where I was asked how it feels to have Hitler as president... 😳 First I thought it was a weird joke, but that dude was serious. 🙈

  • @Madfattdeeb
    @Madfattdeeb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Being Scottish/ Filipino I can relate. Also to make things even more challenging, I currently live in the states. LOL
    I love Denmark by the way. I wanted to live there, my Ex chose here. I should have seen that as a sign. 😂

  • @luqeprisecaru8507
    @luqeprisecaru8507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    love this guy.. can't even delete apps

    • @TalkShowKelly
      @TalkShowKelly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Luqe Prisecaru “I see them shaking.”

    • @westie430
      @westie430 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That killed me😂😂😂

  • @trash.justtrash177
    @trash.justtrash177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    My grandparents really don’t like his comedy
    But then again they’re Jehovah’s witnesses

    • @adrijana13
      @adrijana13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      army!

    • @tinyemilie888
      @tinyemilie888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do I smell a danish peep and an ARMY?

    • @adrijana13
      @adrijana13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JAAA!! ihh bliver altid så glad når jeg ser andre danske army’s 🦋🦋

    • @asmaarhh
      @asmaarhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Danske armys alfneke

    • @idabank427
      @idabank427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hvor er hele kommentaren omkring danske armys

  • @lorddarktelefax
    @lorddarktelefax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Wow he's really going places...
    Keep on the good work!!!
    Venlig hilsen en fan fra Rødovre

  • @Ebbagull
    @Ebbagull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The deleting apps joke made me lmao! 🤣

  • @kirseitis
    @kirseitis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love his stage presence. That´s probably my favorite thing about Simon.
    Loved the "can´t even delete apps"-bit

  • @ReallyTY4Real
    @ReallyTY4Real 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Fastest 8 minutes of comedy, it means you're good cause time goes by fast

  • @theysayshedidthat7472
    @theysayshedidthat7472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The funny thing is I can hear both an Irish and Danish accent, some words are more strongly Irish and others are definitely Danish sounding... My poor brain is struggling with the constantly changing accent 😂 but once I can deal with that... Full on giggles 😂

  • @Puursuit
    @Puursuit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is like someone I played CS with. Was Danish but his English was in a perfect Manchester accent. Also didn't believe him when he said he was from Denmark, which was actually ages after we started playing.

  • @zanezeik
    @zanezeik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    His movement is so expressive
    Like, he's funny too but that really stood out

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    His impersonation of that american girl had me in fits

  • @FuoD1988
    @FuoD1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    So nice to see Simon Talbot on this channel!
    I like both him and Russell Howard, and both the danish and british humor. Amazing 👌👌👌

  • @cyl742
    @cyl742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    The American girl he described must be from Calilfornia--based on the accent.

    • @johnsinclair4621
      @johnsinclair4621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's basically an Gabriel Iglesias imitation, so yes.

    • @katiearbuckle9017
      @katiearbuckle9017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or really anywhere that's kinda like the default Cheerleader voice in the USA.

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Um... yeah.... no one really talks like that. In California or anywhere else. That's why they're called "jokes".

    • @cyl742
      @cyl742 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rowynnecrowley1689 Ahh, I guess I missed the joke.

    • @cinegraphics
      @cinegraphics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cyl742 I think Rowynne talks like that... pssst... don't tell her.

  • @kaspernielsen9149
    @kaspernielsen9149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I actually think this is one of his best performances! ;)

  • @yoomihee
    @yoomihee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He actually sounds very nordic to me 😂 I don’t know about other people. But thanks to my passion for languages, it has helped me distinguish(pretty sure a lot of you too) with other people’s accent and language just by hearing them speak.

  • @cryptnick_
    @cryptnick_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's been a while since I last laughed so hard that I literally fell off my chair.
    Thank you, Simon Talbot! :)

  • @itsFisch
    @itsFisch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    I gotta say, he reminds me of a drunk Daniel Sloss.

    • @Silje.L
      @Silje.L 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Best compliment tbh

    • @signeaarejrgensen61
      @signeaarejrgensen61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea! That's Pretty acurate😁

    • @michelleflood8220
      @michelleflood8220 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      itsFisch except ones a scot and the other has Irish accent vastly different !

    • @mothblood877
      @mothblood877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ugh I love Daniel sloss. He's the best

    • @signeaarejrgensen61
      @signeaarejrgensen61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michelleflood8220 I Think it's more About their mimicry and bodylanguage being similar.

  • @alexsamba1382
    @alexsamba1382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This guy was absolutely hiarious 😭 did not expect that

  • @lanobear3362
    @lanobear3362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Didn't expect to see simon on the russel howard show lol

  • @countsmyth
    @countsmyth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I'm Irish and I actually thought he was first. That "batter ye" part was true also :-)

    • @cinegraphics
      @cinegraphics 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then you're gonna like this:
      th-cam.com/video/y3jlR6k_wo0/w-d-xo.html
      But you should actually watch the entire video because it's amazing.

  • @ClaraUnleashed
    @ClaraUnleashed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    I love when he was like ‘og det er fordi jehovas witnesses cant do something’ and just moved on as if he hadnt just started that sentence speaking danish

    • @MisaoMRyuzaki
      @MisaoMRyuzaki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I think he just said “and if jehovas witnesses...” it’s just the Irish accent that made it sound a bit weird

    • @carlmcmuffin7443
      @carlmcmuffin7443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      3:49 had to go look for it

    • @josefinelight343
      @josefinelight343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@MisaoMRyuzaki that was definitely Danish. I'm a Dane myself and he did say og det er fordi. But I just assumed it would be English so I didn't even notice

    • @MrSlothJunior
      @MrSlothJunior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't even notice.

    • @kallebirk6893
      @kallebirk6893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Josefine Light He’s definitely saying “and if...”. I’m a Dane as well, and it doesn’t even sound like he’s saying “og det er fordi...”. Also, it wouldn’t make sense gramatically

  • @lillynuval8151
    @lillynuval8151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Hmmm. He's giving off Fluffy vibes but with a Danish twist. 😅 I like him. 👍

    • @jamiitenzoe3981
      @jamiitenzoe3981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He pretty much is the Danish version of Fluffy, just with a bit more adhd 😂

    • @theMark5445
      @theMark5445 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jamii Tenzoe And he’s not fluffy?🤣

  • @thebearded4427
    @thebearded4427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watched it, felt the need to end it all, started liking it, didn't feel like ending it all anymore, laughed, felt refreshed. Perfect 5/7 from me! Educational and entertaining.

  • @AnneNhio
    @AnneNhio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    So that is what he's been up to lately. Godt gået Talbot! :)

  • @Joliie
    @Joliie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    So pissed I missed getting tickets for Russel in Denmark

  • @Avatariuz
    @Avatariuz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Screw down a little bit the expectations" xD
    Simon is funny, both in danish and english and i get his jokes about accents.

  • @perfectlyimperfect4585
    @perfectlyimperfect4585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I saw this on my recommendation and I am glared I clicked this guy is amazing

  • @venus127
    @venus127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wow he is funny as and good looking with it. Hope to see more of Simon Talbot 🙏🏻

  • @YashaSempai
    @YashaSempai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Huge fan of both of these amazing men! They are probably the most similar comedians out there, both in antics and the way they move around the stage really using their bodies to show humor :D I've seen every show Simon has done here in Denmark and am so impressed to see him coming this far too!
    Huge greetings from a fellow Dane!

  • @cristianotorres7847
    @cristianotorres7847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Finally. Have been waiting for his act for so long.

  • @keviincosmos
    @keviincosmos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Simon Talbot killed it!
    I'm Danish and been watching many shows with Simon.
    He's also great in English which is so difficult, the humor is so different.
    #awesome

  • @MCny12
    @MCny12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    He is good in danish but he is perfect in English

  • @TheAshfaquramin
    @TheAshfaquramin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The apple and fruit joke was hilarious! The rest was very funny as well.

  • @LinariaFreeze
    @LinariaFreeze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm a Norwegian translator with an Irish accent living in Scotland. I felt this.

  • @Sabroshan
    @Sabroshan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He is so much more fun when he is not laughing at his own jokes 😊 I love his performance in English. 😊

  • @1nt9rn9t-dudewillheim2
    @1nt9rn9t-dudewillheim2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This showed up in my recommended and I'm not complaining.

  • @EllaDeVira
    @EllaDeVira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve been waiting for this bit to come up! Love it 🙌🏼

  • @arenzejeanette1120
    @arenzejeanette1120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yes, Russel and Simon together 🤩 priceless 🙌😂

  • @MontuckyGirl75
    @MontuckyGirl75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I want to see him do an impersonation of a “Karen” in all three languages!

    • @Luka1180
      @Luka1180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charliepetersen2815 Jantelov. Fy for satan.

    • @livafunder7405
      @livafunder7405 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which three languages? As much as I could tell he said he spoke English and Danish

    • @Luka1180
      @Luka1180 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charliepetersen2815 Ja, selvfølgelig haha.

  • @michaelaivalu
    @michaelaivalu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks, I have been waiting for this since you filmed it!

  • @J-Bolt
    @J-Bolt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I relate to this so much. I too was raised a Jehovah's witness and it was shit.

    • @Joliie
      @Joliie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He has some pretty funny stuff on that subject.

    • @thefigleaf6206
      @thefigleaf6206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same. Lots of comedy material available though - gotta laugh or we'd cry

    • @rickycoker5830
      @rickycoker5830 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's a dangerous cult ya know

  • @arirostur7046
    @arirostur7046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Ari eldjárn is also pretty funny, he is an icelandic comedian and his name literally translates to raven firesteel

    • @h.thumbsthomas5479
      @h.thumbsthomas5479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok someone knew how to name their child right! Lol

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello Raven!

    • @futhark3
      @futhark3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@h.thumbsthomas5479 Ari is just one of many bird names in Icelandic. I know a baby called Stormur Jökull, literally Storm Glacier. My brother-in-law is "Shield of Gods" and his son "Wolf Moon son of Shield of Gods". We don't think about it, it's just regular names xD

    • @h.thumbsthomas5479
      @h.thumbsthomas5479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@futhark3 Those are awesome names either way! Lol

  • @letiv6805
    @letiv6805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's so short! I need another hour of this guy, he's great!

  • @mr_Mmph
    @mr_Mmph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Interesting to see a local guy here

  • @Saltywinterchild
    @Saltywinterchild 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Came here after watching Simon on Stormester s5. Love him!

  • @SP-bb7hu
    @SP-bb7hu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Loved the “cannot delete apps”-joke!

  • @shirleytatha8189
    @shirleytatha8189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love from Kenya honey... this was hilarious and I loved it. I always like it when somebody from a different culture and country can still make me laugh

  • @langa77777
    @langa77777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well this was awesome. A throw back to the one liners with raw emotional history. Genuine, thoughtful, loved it. 2 out of 5 pidgins.

  • @GamekNightPlays
    @GamekNightPlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the few, or only, Danish stand-up comedian that can make it work in english :D super godt gået Simon!!

  • @kerriganqueenofblades7128
    @kerriganqueenofblades7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was actually so funny, my eyes were tearing up

  • @IWillAlwaysJustBeMe13
    @IWillAlwaysJustBeMe13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Way to go, Simon. Håber du laver flere af sådanne shows en eeenglish ohmagawd!

    • @Joliie
      @Joliie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ohmagawd!!

  • @nicolaiengell3244
    @nicolaiengell3244 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Du gør det godt Simon! Kæmpe fan. Fedt at du rykker det op på internationalt niveau.👏

  • @sissel9476
    @sissel9476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    😱😱😱 OMG!!! My favorite Danish comedian on my favorite UK show🤩🤩🤩🤩

  • @rahmanur2780
    @rahmanur2780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’m a black girl, with Asian accent cause I’m born in Japan and live in Sweden

    • @mwtrolle
      @mwtrolle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nothing weird with religions in your upbringing? If so you should go into comedy :P

  • @Sparklzzcos
    @Sparklzzcos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was one of those videos where I came for something and didn't get what I wanted... *but better*

  • @hamedowaysa2521
    @hamedowaysa2521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm American and I lived in Egypt on my first time visiting home the first thing I was asked by a friend of our neighbor was" what's type of English do they speak over there?" He was so proud of himself and said "me too I've traveled everywhere I've been to almost all 50 states "like hes been around the world

  • @iankolding3425
    @iankolding3425 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Du er så feeee´d Talbot.. lykke til med det internationale projekt.
    Just Awesome..

  • @supersuppen2041
    @supersuppen2041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This was freaking hilarious! One of the best stand ups ever!!!!!

  • @kalanaherath3076
    @kalanaherath3076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Missed the perfect opportunity to call this segment The Russel Howard Show....
    *DANSK*

  • @CrisSelene
    @CrisSelene 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That was really funny. Loved the reincorporation of the Danish from the beginning

  • @Heyysisah2
    @Heyysisah2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like this guy's face. So expressive!

  • @astara94
    @astara94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never seen Simon Talbot perform before what a jolly sense of humor! I'll have to look him up more.

  • @kathelindell9720
    @kathelindell9720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was friggin' hilarious and I would've liked more than 8 minutes!

  • @skakpedersen
    @skakpedersen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had no idea he spoke English as well.
    And then being funny, “oh my, in such a difficult language”
    Way to go Simon, way to go!

  • @GreatGamerPony
    @GreatGamerPony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    JAAA SIMON!
    You're gonna do great things lad.

  • @frogshapedfairy
    @frogshapedfairy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i genuinely havent laughed that hard in so long, what a nice guy

  • @Fatheadedkhan
    @Fatheadedkhan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Holy crap! two of my favorit comedians in the same show! :O

  • @michaelheliotis5279
    @michaelheliotis5279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy seems pretty funny. I'll have to check out one of his shows next time I'm in Dublin.

  • @redelfshotthefood8213
    @redelfshotthefood8213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He is great. I hope he continues...

  • @mortenpoulsen1496
    @mortenpoulsen1496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    He is actually more fun in English than Danish 🤣