Especially since they have Rider Boudicca who is usually forced into “I’m a good person.” “I love Nero.” As well as her interlude being an extended rape joke. Avenger Boudica though.
@@shapshapshapshap2829 don't really know either but from what I can gather they're some sort of weird dating game rpg hybrid with historical figures as the focus. Basically people have combined anime and world history, nothing is safe
This video is just pure gold. The humour, the topic, the "I dont give a fuck about your opinion" jokes... love it man, watched all your videos, keep it up!
Saying Boudica wasn't a good strategist is a kind of a massive understatement, most of the "cities" she razed were more like slightly more developed small villages, which also had small garrisons mostly due the Roman's lack of foresight, when it came time to actually fight a decently sized Roman legion (which was still pretty small compared to her army), she ended up losing the most hilariously one sided in history, not just because of Roman steel and discipline, but also because of Boudica's strategic incompetence, for some bizarre reason, she decided it was a good idea to surround her own army's rear with chariots, which turned it from a battle into a fucking meat grinder
120 THOUSAND BRITONS SLAUGHTERED IN A SINGLE DAY, MAY THE NAME OF PAULINUS BE NEVER FORGOTTEN FOR HIS DEEDS ----------- LONG LIVE THE XIV LEGION ------------
Three things: 1, I feel so bad for his parents watching this 2, this should be the new standard for face reveals 3, I’m using this as a source on my history paper on Egyptian history
I combine the two waifu ideologies. Which is why I read “manga” about Boudica as she’s depicted in Fate/Grand Order. Because unlike real Boudica, at least how I’m told in this video, Fate Boudica is a BIG tiddy Celtic warrior queen gf. The future is now, old man, but I respect the past.
Olga, the Grand Princess of Kyiv (now Kiev, Ukraine) is also a strong contender for Best Waifu from History. She went full John Wick on the asses of a tribe called the Drevlians when they killed her husband Igor. Anybody reading this should definitely look more into her life and the way she exacted revenge. I honestly think that most men, including myself, would kill to have a wife like her.
@@SovereignTurkey Somehow? It's probably related to the Kievan Rus, and if you're reading it in English it gets you closer to pronouncing it properly then Kyiv will.
Olga of Kiev is my historical waifu. Absolutely terrifying unobtanium. A genius who killed all the men who killed her husband, became a Christian, became friends with Constantine, and brilliantly rejected his romantic advances. Absolutely no chances and she'd kill you if you fucked over someone she cares about. Unobtainable, 10/10
I just found my new most favorite video on this hellpit of a site. As a lifelong student of history and Phi Alpha Theta member I completely approve this fuckery because when you boil it down this is how history actually ends up being taught. Boudicca gang 4 life.
I just recently found your channel, it is good... no, great, but f'ck with all that videagame analysis this is the real shit! Absolutely my favorite! Edit: I just looked up how Boudica died...You hypocrite! Immersion is broken and my day is ruined.
This man has a very expressive voice and even more expressive eyebrows and I don’t understand how everything else about him has all the stoic flatness of a Greek statue. Not Roman, Greek. But also muscular. Very statuesque.
The problem with the warlord dating pool is that the current pool is basically one lady pushing nearly 70, in of all places Afghanistan. Look up Bibi Ayesha also known as Commander Kaftar.
Was the face reveal a 2,000 Subscriber reward? Because you look pretty charming for a cobbler. BTW, best wifus: -Tiffany from Huniepop -Skye from Amorous My Wifu knowledge is limited though so take my statements with a grain of salt.
Thank you, and anime is banned, actually, so I'm afraid that History will be the only place to draw waifus from, now. The 2,000 subscriber milestone and this video's release was just a coincidence. I wanted to make this video, and couldn't see another way to make it, unless I took like an entire month on editing/animating it
18:53 well I looked at TYPE-MOON wiki and only thing they said about her dearh was this (...but was eventually defeated by Nero Claudius's army, ending with her death. She would later enter legend as the "Queen of Victory" in Britain)
“It was said by cicero, a roman politician” “What? What treachery! Defiler debaser and defiler! You have violated the sanctity of the Night Mother's coffin! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!" My favourite roman politician
if god ever asked me what kind of best friend you want for your next life or a friend at the end of the world. I would simply say: I would like a friend like DJ Peach Cobbler. He is smart funny and mildly dark at times.
*Slowly looks at what they did to Paul Bunyan and Jack the Ripper.* Medusa, Baeber, and her many clones, as well as Ushi, as well as Mashu, and Boudica are all top Tier. Also give Jack some GOD DAMN PANTS. Or like a skirt or something.
This is for sure one of the best videos I have ever seen, the fact that at 7:26 you put resonance makes this video literally top tier, and let’s not talk about all the comedy ❤.
But in reality, Boudica was a terrible leader, she lost against a single Legion of 10,000 men while commanding an army of 100,000 men. “A disorderly mob is no more an army than a heap of building materials is a house.” - Socrates
"You don't wanna talk to women? Fine, that's understandable! They are scary." My reasons for not wanting to talk to women are different. I like my partners a little more... male.
Anna Komnene is my historcal waifu: Pros: like us fellow lover of history so much so she’s the first female historian. She was the heir to the Byzantine empire under Alexios Komnenos even when her brother John was born her father had high regard for her. Realizes her feminine ways are bullshit but she doesn’t try to act like a man to compensate or do some feminist bullshit, she knows she’s a woman and tries to be above her own nature to be a great historian. Also a real studious bookish girl so if you need help with research she’s all for it. Cons: she tried to overthrow her brother, kind of a bitch move but she was worried about the empire her father had worked so hard to rebuild (understandable but still not cool). Unibrow, yeah she probably had one and was probably really proud of it too she’s not shaving that for nobody, and if she don’t shave that what else will she shave.
I'm glad I decided to click on this video, freaking hilarious! I'm a bit surprised you didn't mention being inbred as a con of Cleopatra. But I guess that it's kinda impressive that she turned out more than alright, despite her family tree looking like a tumbleweed. Also, that whole incest thing was technically an unfortunate part of observing the customs of the Egyptian pharaohs. Because I'm Polish and a history-buff hipster, my favourite historical waifu, that nobody else heard about, is Antonina Tomaszewska: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonina_Tomaszewska Realy had that anime action girl vibes, reportedly doing stuff on a battlefield you'd think no real-life teenage girl should be doing.
"There is nothing grosser than a politician" absolutely. They don't have a dating app/site for warlords? Hmm, with 'The dummies guide to HTML' I may have to fix that issue.
Dude, Cobbler, that whiteboard on whiteboard action, that shit is sick. :D Seriously, you do some great stuff and I am so glad I found this channel. Digging the content. And my guy, I at 55 use totes and love dupsteb but even I don't dip into that weird "drip" shit. But yeah I am old and find a whiteboard picture in picture gag hilarious. Keep up the excellent work.
Thanks for watching, please call me a cuck in the discord server!: discord.gg/2BB9Tx7
There is a FGO Body pillow of Boudica I think?
WHY CANT I JOIN COBBLER
What’s your workout routine?
U give me Jim Carrey vibes
Thanks for the talk, Freddie Prinze Jr
"Idk what women do to attract men, I assume they just exist."
100% true
Every woman you know was too busy getting ready between brushstrokes of eye shadow and delicate eyeliner to reply to this.
Why do you look like a young and confused bill nye the science guy
He is, post chromo-pilling
"Cleopatra is too intimidating in all the wrong ways!"
10 seconds later:
"I'm not a coward!"
*"If I was a fucking coward"
"uwu 7 languages is too intiminating"
"also I WANT A FUCKING WARLORD"
“She was woman not a person” that’s going in the quote book
This is amazing
Typical dessert propaganda
I know, right?
Okay Shaxx
@@olliverclothesoff4035 nice destiny reference :D
I don't know which one to shoot
I like how he used *literally everything* other than the board itself to write stuff
including a smaller, whiter board
Nobody tell this man about the Fate / Grand Order games. He'll lose his goddamn mind.
Please explain I don’t know what those are
lmao thats true
I just got it.
Especially since they have Rider Boudicca who is usually forced into “I’m a good person.” “I love Nero.” As well as her interlude being an extended rape joke.
Avenger Boudica though.
@@shapshapshapshap2829 don't really know either but from what I can gather they're some sort of weird dating game rpg hybrid with historical figures as the focus.
Basically people have combined anime and world history, nothing is safe
This video is just pure gold. The humour, the topic, the "I dont give a fuck about your opinion" jokes... love it man, watched all your videos, keep it up!
He's like a modern Tj Kirk
0:00 I genuinely thought that's video game footage
Next-gen raytraced Cobbler, is what it is
@@DJPeachCobbler nice
rewatching this video as it just struck me, where the hell is Stalin?! he's the best waifu, thickest mustache
He's far too strong of a woman, he'll put me in the gulag for not doing the dishes
@@DJPeachCobbler lmao
@@DJPeachCobbler I'd still do Stalin even if he is too strong
@@HeCometh232 Yet he did you in 1944. curious 🤔.
Stalin was 5ft 4in therefore a loli
I wasn’t prepared for this kinda TED Talk
Edit: big brain moment, can’t commit a war crime if there isn’t any Geneva Convention
Back then they didn’t call them war crimes.
They just called it war.
What is light without darkness
Spooky Skeleton
Yin and yang
Duality of Man
Jung
More like geneva suggestion
it's not the ted talk we asked for, but it's the one we needed
Saying Boudica wasn't a good strategist is a kind of a massive understatement, most of the "cities" she razed were more like slightly more developed small villages, which also had small garrisons mostly due the Roman's lack of foresight, when it came time to actually fight a decently sized Roman legion (which was still pretty small compared to her army), she ended up losing the most hilariously one sided in history, not just because of Roman steel and discipline, but also because of Boudica's strategic incompetence, for some bizarre reason, she decided it was a good idea to surround her own army's rear with chariots, which turned it from a battle into a fucking meat grinder
Hahahah
120 THOUSAND BRITONS SLAUGHTERED IN A SINGLE DAY, MAY THE NAME OF PAULINUS BE NEVER FORGOTTEN FOR HIS DEEDS
----------- LONG LIVE THE XIV LEGION ------------
@@riograndedosulball248 The battle of Bedriacum will never be forgotten!!!! Long live Paulinus’s name and Roma Aeterna Vitrix!!!!
Well she killed 70-80 000 romans/britons and had nero contemplating of withdrawing all forces from england, so she did something atleast.
Most of her exploits were exaggerated and romanticized century’s after her death in the end she achieved nothing.
How could someone dislike this face reveal
His face is so generic it matches every one in our database
@@-Cheif At least he doesn’t look like a controller from STALKER (like me :D)
@@-Cheif God damn that's a good burn
@@Vexin980 lol
They probably liked Mark Anthony
Can't wait for top 5 2020 wifus that need a better combat system
I hope he mentions doom eternal at least 5 times in this video
Once at the end, and once in the description. Somehow, I manage
Three things:
1, I feel so bad for his parents watching this
2, this should be the new standard for face reveals
3, I’m using this as a source on my history paper on Egyptian history
Future historians will site this video as Cobbler's version of getting kicked out of Austrian art school
“And there’s nothing grosser than a politician.”
My
Fucking
Sides
As a amateur history buff with a very intimate knowledge of Rome, I absolutely loved this.
X2 plus historia civilis watcher
Yeah, fun fact: Cicero held multiple public speeches that basically were him just trash talking and exposing Marc Anthony in front of the Senate
THE PHILIPPICS
My chance for my ‘the last time I was that early’ comment and I’m unprepared
You did your best, and I'm proud
God this has to be the most informative shitpost I've ever seen.
Tricking me into learning about history through the power of waifus...
I feel betrayed by this delicious desert person
I don't think he's from the desert...
You can edit your comment fam! It's not to late!
@@fall5923 never
@@syn592 I respect that.
I combine the two waifu ideologies. Which is why I read “manga” about Boudica as she’s depicted in Fate/Grand Order. Because unlike real Boudica, at least how I’m told in this video, Fate Boudica is a BIG tiddy Celtic warrior queen gf. The future is now, old man, but I respect the past.
what about the female that Chinese pirate who beat the Chinese navy into submission and allowed her to retire and own land in china.
What the name?
@@izperehoda Captain Tiananmen.
Olga, the Grand Princess of Kyiv (now Kiev, Ukraine) is also a strong contender for Best Waifu from History. She went full John Wick on the asses of a tribe called the Drevlians when they killed her husband Igor. Anybody reading this should definitely look more into her life and the way she exacted revenge. I honestly think that most men, including myself, would kill to have a wife like her.
If I ever find a woman as ruthless, loyal, cunning, and charismatic as Saint Olga, I can die a happy man.
as it turns out, it was always Kyiv, "kiev" just became the english map name for it some how
@@SovereignTurkey Somehow? It's probably related to the Kievan Rus, and if you're reading it in English it gets you closer to pronouncing it properly then Kyiv will.
She is recognized as a Saint so keep your unholy and degenerate desires away heretic.
Jesus never thought looking for a waifu would teach me history
Catharine the great is my historical Waifu! I would like her added to Type-Moon's lore.
The horse fucker?
😬
Olga of Kiev is my historical waifu. Absolutely terrifying unobtanium. A genius who killed all the men who killed her husband, became a Christian, became friends with Constantine, and brilliantly rejected his romantic advances. Absolutely no chances and she'd kill you if you fucked over someone she cares about. Unobtainable, 10/10
I just found my new most favorite video on this hellpit of a site.
As a lifelong student of history and Phi Alpha Theta member I completely approve this fuckery because when you boil it down this is how history actually ends up being taught.
Boudicca gang 4 life.
I'm not sure what the hell I've just watched, but hey, I've learned something today.
You know a dude means business when he attaches a smaller white board to his white board
Body pillow of boudicca you say? My friend, may I introduce you to Fate Grand Order?
Nope don’t that Version of Boudica is shit! SHIT!
@@awesomechainsaw aha, I actually don't know much about the Boudicca they made in fate, I never levelled her or used her.
Ah yes
Why do you look like a nerdy Bruce Campbell without the chin crossed with Jim Carey?
You are an enigma cross-layered in cobbler.
And I love it.
Can't wait until fate adds Boudica...
Just checked she was who I thought she was, what have they done to her.
IT'S UNFORGIVABLE!!!
I just recently found your channel, it is good... no, great, but f'ck with all that videagame analysis this is the real shit! Absolutely my favorite!
Edit: I just looked up how Boudica died...You hypocrite! Immersion is broken and my day is ruined.
bruh Cleopatra & Boudica already anime-fied in FGO
Omg this is just amazing, your channel is criminally underrated
I was expecting Joana d'Arc but I discovered Boudica
"A soul for a soul"
damn this guy ripped, smart and a pie. He is a waifu material we needed
This man has a very expressive voice and even more expressive eyebrows and I don’t understand how everything else about him has all the stoic flatness of a Greek statue. Not Roman, Greek. But also muscular. Very statuesque.
"Bet you don't know how Babylonian Kings dressed." Weeps in history major with ancient history focus.
Also Olga of Kiev should've been talked about.
Fate already turned her into a waifu.
The problem with the warlord dating pool is that the current pool is basically one lady pushing nearly 70, in of all places Afghanistan. Look up Bibi Ayesha also known as Commander Kaftar.
This feels like some fucked up, after-hours college course on zoom and I love it.
Best history class I ever had 😸 thank you sir for enlightening me.
Gonna watch it 7 times a day.
The way he smiled after mentioning doom eternal is just golden
as a historical figure I would have to vote myself
Was the face reveal a 2,000 Subscriber reward? Because you look pretty charming for a cobbler.
BTW, best wifus:
-Tiffany from Huniepop
-Skye from Amorous
My Wifu knowledge is limited though so take my statements with a grain of salt.
Thank you, and anime is banned, actually, so I'm afraid that History will be the only place to draw waifus from, now. The 2,000 subscriber milestone and this video's release was just a coincidence. I wanted to make this video, and couldn't see another way to make it, unless I took like an entire month on editing/animating it
Well. Huniepop is just a really good h3ntai game so, can’t argue with that. Just feels like a D00M Eternal when it comes to story.
Me, knowing that a big tiddy anime Boudica exists in Fate: "a man of culture I see"
Plot twist, Doom guy is actually Boudica. Her death was assumed when she was pulled through the portal to the Slayer proving grounds.
Much love, RIP Boudica.
I feel like she should have made the public in the cities fight the empire and get their freedom back.
The warcrimes are a massive pro for boudica
I want another episode of this. This is too good.
1:25 I swear to god as my witness I got a fuckin Arby’s ad right after he said “called”
Ok this was a good break down of a famous power couple. Please keep doing this!!!!!!! I need more history about this.
Bruh since when did they come up with a sexuality name for Necrophilia wtf
Cobbler. Are you sure you looked in the right places? Have you searched the Fate Grand Order places? They uh.. Might have a Boudica body pillow.
Oh no
18:53 well I looked at TYPE-MOON wiki and only thing they said about her dearh was this
(...but was eventually defeated by Nero Claudius's army, ending with her death. She would later enter legend as the "Queen of Victory" in Britain)
“It was said by cicero, a roman politician”
“What? What treachery! Defiler debaser and defiler! You have violated the sanctity of the Night Mother's coffin! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!"
My favourite roman politician
Love the ambient "kaer morhen theme" playing
For a moment, I thought he was talking about Marc Anthony, the salsa musician. Was confused for a sec there lmao
Your chill but chaotic energy is so entertaining! 😂
How hard was it to resist booty-ca
lol it didn't occur to me, but I do regret it, in retrospect
This channel bout to blow up
Yo you said you can't get a pillow with boudica on but there is an anime one from fate which might be a compromise for you
That subtle eyeraising near the end was the cherry on top i didnt know i needed 😂👌🏼
if god ever asked me what kind of best friend you want for your next life or a friend at the end of the world. I would simply say: I would like a friend like DJ Peach Cobbler. He is smart funny and mildly dark at times.
Can anyone tell me how he started with videogames and now he's posting financial and hystoric videos??? Love it
God,he looked like a baby.
Why only pick real life historical figures, when you could have both?
*THE FATE FRANCHISE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
*Slowly looks at what they did to Paul Bunyan and Jack the Ripper.*
Medusa, Baeber, and her many clones, as well as Ushi, as well as Mashu, and Boudica are all top Tier.
Also give Jack some GOD DAMN PANTS. Or like a skirt or something.
God I hate every part of this lmao.
But hey, genderbending every male in folklore / history for b00bies = Marketing
@@awesomechainsaw Yeah, but i think in Fate Strange/Fake there is a version of Jack the Ripper who is really interesting
Man, this guy is doing a really good job of impersonating a peach cobbler
This is for sure one of the best videos I have ever seen, the fact that at 7:26 you put resonance makes this video literally top tier, and let’s not talk about all the comedy ❤.
Did my guy really record this video in his barracks room lmao
thats exactly what i thought lol
But in reality, Boudica was a terrible leader, she lost against a single Legion of 10,000 men while commanding an army of 100,000 men.
“A disorderly mob is no more an army than a heap of building materials is a house.” - Socrates
I’ve been watching a lot of your videos over the past week. This is now top 3 on my favorite channels. Keep up the good work sir!
danm didn't realize you could crunch my neck with a single hand video games got this man buff now get buffer and revwiw ghost
This looks just like my tech school dorm, but without the four computers at two desks (one tower was for hiding alcohol)
"You don't wanna talk to women? Fine, that's understandable! They are scary."
My reasons for not wanting to talk to women are different. I like my partners a little more... male.
lol, nice
Omg, you have the gay
aaaahhhhh..... so this is why you are known as a peach cobbler
great vid as always
like
This now THIS IS A FUCKING HISTORY LESSON
Anna Komnene is my historcal waifu:
Pros: like us fellow lover of history so much so she’s the first female historian. She was the heir to the Byzantine empire under Alexios Komnenos even when her brother John was born her father had high regard for her. Realizes her feminine ways are bullshit but she doesn’t try to act like a man to compensate or do some feminist bullshit, she knows she’s a woman and tries to be above her own nature to be a great historian. Also a real studious bookish girl so if you need help with research she’s all for it.
Cons: she tried to overthrow her brother, kind of a bitch move but she was worried about the empire her father had worked so hard to rebuild (understandable but still not cool). Unibrow, yeah she probably had one and was probably really proud of it too she’s not shaving that for nobody, and if she don’t shave that what else will she shave.
Babylonian kings had, on average, the best beards in all of human civilization.
I'm glad I decided to click on this video, freaking hilarious!
I'm a bit surprised you didn't mention being inbred as a con of Cleopatra. But I guess that it's kinda impressive that she turned out more than alright, despite her family tree looking like a tumbleweed. Also, that whole incest thing was technically an unfortunate part of observing the customs of the Egyptian pharaohs.
Because I'm Polish and a history-buff hipster, my favourite historical waifu, that nobody else heard about, is Antonina Tomaszewska:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonina_Tomaszewska
Realy had that anime action girl vibes, reportedly doing stuff on a battlefield you'd think no real-life teenage girl should be doing.
Oh, but there are body pillows with Boudica. Because she is present in the Fate series as a pretty sexy red-haired warrior. Look it up.
Baby Peachling Cobbler still getting his baby vocal cords working properly. GOD THE MIC QUALITY.
Well, I think you can find pillow with Boudica. After all, she is actually in FGO and I'm certain I saw a couple of doujinshi with her.
Why are you like this
@@llab3903 I'm really sorry
@@rodionsokolov5546 no you're not
FGO boudica ain’t really boudica though sad to say.
A very insightful video on necrophiliacs
Boudicca poisoned herself. It does ruin it!
The fellow Airman next room over is like "what the fuck is that guy talking about..?"
"There is nothing grosser than a politician" absolutely. They don't have a dating app/site for warlords? Hmm, with 'The dummies guide to HTML' I may have to fix that issue.
Over the many years of my waifu collection I think today my perspective has changed.
The Skyrim music in the background tho🤣
how did your marker go from blue to red? 11:21 you're officially a magic man.
Pro: Boudica fought naked.
Dude, Cobbler, that whiteboard on whiteboard action, that shit is sick. :D Seriously, you do some great stuff and I am so glad I found this channel. Digging the content. And my guy, I at 55 use totes and love dupsteb but even I don't dip into that weird "drip" shit. But yeah I am old and find a whiteboard picture in picture gag hilarious. Keep up the excellent work.
Djpc the only TH-camr to transition from animated video essays to live and actually keep me , if not more interested.
I love how he can barely hold his laughter at times
What I learned from this is Julius Caesar is best historical waifu