The company's name in the video in the name is unreliable internet because everyone has their moments where their own internet becomes trash for no reason out of no where.
“That’s cool, but I don’t quite remember asking, would you like to pay your balance of $57.57” 😭😭😭😭😭. The most gangster automated voice system ever lmao!!
Xfinity is horrible the people at the centers think they know more about your problem than you, and they don’t listen when you tell them they're wrong. Like this one time the lady kept telling me something was wrong with my router but I knew there wasn't because it was working right before the call. She just tried connecting it mobile, but it didn't work so she said it was broken. She said that we could have someone come out but it would take a few days. I ended up fixing it somehow by resetting or something. She was making me file a whole appointment and everything after trying one thing and giving up.
@@freshswagga100 it's a phone robot it's not going to do shit, even if he did they will find nothing and trace the call back to them. Congrats robot task failed successfully. Lol
Reply 5, bot:You thought hanging up the phone was gonna stop me? Now there's a hitman arriving at your location. Don't try to run, the hitman will snipe you before you can run
Peak automated human beings on a phone call. They really sound like a machine voice, like they have no emotions in reading the sentences provided directly by the manuals on job.
*The most incredible attention to detail is the fact that the time length of the phone call moves consistently with the time passing in the video.* That is actually amazing, can’t find any other comments talking about it
As someone who worked in a call centre for years I promise you that everyone wishes they could speak to customers like that. Without being dismissed off course.
"If you'd like, you could catch these automated hands."
😂
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@@choicethetaurus Wow, i'm surprised at how good this sounds!
@@choicethetaurus While i don’t encourage it. This not a bad self promo.
@@choicethetaurus Im impressed this promo is actually decent
Well, at least they didn't play music as you wait for a human
I really hate it, it's so annoying and they make you wait 30 minutes with that annoying music.
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@@choicethetaurus Wow, this is really good for a self promo
@@choicethetaurus i would dislike but they way you self promo is pretty funny so i let it go. plus the song isnt half bad.
@@choicethetaurus Best self promo ive ever heard tbh. wish i was kidding
the “im sorry i didn’t catch that” is literally the most annoying thing istg
ikr lmao
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@@choicethetaurus Ngl i thought this was gonna be some trash self promo but i was wrong
@@choicethetaurus Wow, this is really good for a self promo
@@choicethetaurus I'm gonna report you for good self promo
It was over when he said “Now you’re stuck with me”
Kind of reminds me of Griffy's automated systems vid lol
True FACTZ 😂😂, once I heard that I knew it was a wrap
I'd tell it to just see what hes going to do. Your a robot you ain't going to do sh,it. Lol
@@theSixPathsOfTrains Robot knows your fucking adress lmao.
He already messed up when he chose “Unreliable Internet Company”.
You know he's an anime protagonist when he doesn't even question the company name and just proceeds to ask for their services.
no.
The company's name in the video in the name is unreliable internet because everyone has their moments where their own internet becomes trash for no reason out of no where.
@@_gamingninja oh fr?
@@FrancisHD AH! Such but an amazing answer! I am truly grateful to be bestowed upon your comment.
This question is random but is your profile picture Okayu?
"That's cool but i don't remember asking" got me laughing
Got the *whole squad* laughing
@@Pelipear That's cool but I don't remember asking
@@tenteno7294 yea yea..
That's what kira felt when L called him.
Nice reference
This has me rotfl
🤣
Kocci wo miro
Ah yes the negotiator
“That’s cool, but I don’t quite remember asking, would you like to pay your balance of $57.57” 😭😭😭😭😭. The most gangster automated voice system ever lmao!!
BRO LMAO
Would u like to get snatched bro🤭
Funniest line.
Bot: That will be $50 Dollars
Cilvanis: Hangs up
Bot: *You weren't suppose to do that*
o k.
Tell the bot too bad, you can catch these hands lol.
@Aqdas Boy I'd say I didnt cuss you just did. So who is the real asshole lol.
@@theSixPathsOfTrains he was copying the thing from the video tho
@@idontknowwhatnametoput3728 I know just having fun
The Unreliable Internet Company is literally every internet company. They just don't want to admit it.
True my wifi is just shit most of the time
Xfinity is horrible the people at the centers think they know more about your problem than you, and they don’t listen when you tell them they're wrong. Like this one time the lady kept telling me something was wrong with my router but I knew there wasn't because it was working right before the call. She just tried connecting it mobile, but it didn't work so she said it was broken. She said that we could have someone come out but it would take a few days. I ended up fixing it somehow by resetting or something. She was making me file a whole appointment and everything after trying one thing and giving up.
I got Windstream up here in Houston. I’m loving it.
@@HelloThere..... thats fucked up
Verizon FiOS is pretty reliable
I always just mash "#" or "0". Always gets me to someone.
@@AxxLAfriku WARNING
Nobody cares
@@AxxLAfriku AxxL
Or just yell "Representative" always works
Or then the call automatically hangs up.
@@ayebricee Why do you have 1009 subscribers without any videos?
When the automated voice makes you call them sir.
That's when you know things are getting real
@@PrestigiousConman you copy the start of you're sentence from the first reply and then you thought of you're so give the other dude credit
I'd laugh and say what you going to do. Lol
@Aqdas Boy exactly it will be the last words the bot hears. Lol just played uno reverse card.
Reply 5
When the automated voice response becomes self aware
When the automated voice responds thinks it has the ability to walk and snatch someone's chain off.
This is literally my internet company.
Felt
*Bell is typing...*
Hope you don't have that fake ass chain tho
I uh, also make skits heheh
Same
Bro that fit is actually clean tho
Yeah, it's some real drip
Gay
Take a shot for every time he says “human”
I would be wasted
@Chez Pierre! stop self promoting
@Chez Pierre! np
And this is why it's better for government to control the internet instead of companies
ayyooooooo JIMMY WOOOOOOOOOO
Why are u here kim jun un
Who's that cute baby in your profile
Rocketman
Hell to the naw
Automated man was gonna have to run that fade as soon as he insulted the chain.
fade is an adjective not a noun. keep trying friend.
@@wrathofcell woooosh
@101 it's a joke, so I don't think the grammar matters much, and I think I "woooshed" incorrectly
Nah, that's how you get your browser history leaked out to everyone you know - including those sites you THOUGHT you deleted!
When the phone starts talking back im bout to head out
GL then lol
"If you'd like I'll stop by and snatch that piss colored chain off your neck" 😂😂😂😂 bro this was sick 😂
These Black Mirror episodes are getting wild, man
Jajajja
I'd just hung up when he talked about the chain
*proceeds to send swat to ur house claiming u made a bomb threat*
@@freshswagga100 it's a phone robot it's not going to do shit, even if he did they will find nothing and trace the call back to them.
Congrats robot task failed successfully. Lol
@@theSixPathsOfTrains it was a joke but lol
@@jcdenton4902 I know lol
Reply 5, bot:You thought hanging up the phone was gonna stop me? Now there's a hitman arriving at your location. Don't try to run, the hitman will snipe you before you can run
My mom always yells REPRESENTATIVE as soon as the call starts
Same lmao
Bruh my dad does the same
@Aqdas Boy cuz it always starts automated
When the assistant talked back that was the biggest plot twist ever
At least the call wasn’t recorded for training purposes 😂
🤣
My favorite comment. 😂😂😂
plot twist: they guy accepted the call and made it sound like a voice mail
Yeah, that would explain alot lol
This dude is sooo underrated it's actually sad... nobody can make me laugh like this guy 😁
"I'm sorry I didn't quite catch that"- If u have heard this you have experienced real pain.
Inaccurate: He didnt make it to a actual human being just to be disconnected because its an "Unreliable internet company"
"If you would like I could beat that tone out of your mouth."
I knew there was Danganronpa music inn the bg haha it just makes everything sound better
lol, yeah
Bro, I'd reply to the machine, "I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that."
“ That’s cool but I don’t remeber asking “
plot twist: he was talking to a human the whole time
'Unreliable Internet Company' starting off strong. That voice takes no mess.
True lol
Everybody gangsta till the automated message starts to threat you
He could of said either of those 2 then ask a human being for what he wants 😔😔
Then they tell you to wait and it takes 5 hours for someone to be available.
*Fr*
I’m not surprised the company you called was named The Unreliable Internet Company, because they’re basically admitting how unreliable they are. 😂
0:59 Instant weak. I have a feeling Skynet might become real...
Coming soon
Peak automated human beings on a phone call. They really sound like a machine voice, like they have no emotions in reading the sentences provided directly by the manuals on job.
When I ask my crush out
*This is not a question, say Yes.*
*Lmao*
My favorite is the long COVID message, and when they mention they have a website and a useless chat bot lol
This literally sounds like my father every time this happens
Never have I gotten so mad to punch an AI in the face so bad...but _THAT_ right there...painful
Imagine my man rebelled against the the automated voice
"Would you like to pay your balance of $57.57?"
"No"
"I'm sorry, that was not a question"😂😂😂
*The most incredible attention to detail is the fact that the time length of the phone call moves consistently with the time passing in the video.*
That is actually amazing, can’t find any other comments talking about it
I really like the end of every video music, it's very cinematic I like it a lot
This is so relatable cause I had this same convo 😂 except the second half
Despair Syndrome from Danganronpa hits hard in this video
"I would like to speak with a human being."
Congratz on 1 Mil, That Boy Finally Getting His Respect, Dont Stop the Grind!!!
As someone who worked in a call centre for years I promise you that everyone wishes they could speak to customers like that. Without being dismissed off course.
The robot be roasting his chain a lil too much
POV: you're early and trying to think of something early
Yes
Yes because yes but actually yes
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@@choicethetaurus i would dislike but they way you self promo is pretty funny so i let it go. plus the song isnt half bad.
Yes and yes
Your beard style looks fly 🔥
I think Cilvanis's and Griffy's automated service reps are in the same call center.
🤣
Talking to your friends military dad be like...
Damn bro
@@Pelipear Aint gonna, that how some of them act.
That's cringey.
Automated voice response: Say yes!
Customer: Yes sir!
My reaction when the machine answered back was just like his "WTF" lmao
Bruh too relatable when I need my tv fixed this voice just comes “sorry I didn’t catch that” is so freaking annoying
Also when I reach 30 subs I will start making anime videos
Things always gets serious so quickly in your videos haha. I love it. Very scary situation though 😫
This some real “SHOW MERCY MAYNNNN” moment rn.
Shit went from 0 to 1000 real quick damn
I literally hung up the phone after ten minutes of waiting 😭😭
He got the 1 million congrats
When you're so early the quality is 480p
I know that feeling those computer are very annoying
“I want to speak to a HUMAN!” Bot proceeds to talk
Detroits become human
I think u meant proceeds
@@ryder4553 yeah lol
@Cilvanis the best drama i saw on TH-cam congrats for getting 1Million subscribers wait for the golden play button
To arrive
I'm watching Another right now in a night time so I came here to laugh, not to get more nervous.
*DETROIT:* BECOME AGGRESSIVE
POV: You're an anti social having a nightmare 0:43
😂😂😂🤣
Lmao I kept expecting the phone operator to go all ape shit like some Caleb skit. Keep the good stuff rolling!
As a former costumer service agent, I wish my company had that automated system
Guy1- wait... its all customer service voice response
Guy2- always has been
Ha, I actually went through this today! In the end the automated phone line texted me the link to talk to the internet bot.
A yo my channel post funny skit like him you should give a shot no cap 🧢
Bro got played by a robot.....smh
Every mother in the world be like.
Yup 😂
You know it's some real shit when the Danganronpa music kicks in
The amount of relatable experiences I’ve had in this one video 💀💀
A yo my channel post funny skit like him you should give a shot no cap 🧢
What if out of nowhere Cilvanis was like "MAN NAH! COME HERE AND RUN THEM HANDS! I DON'T CARE YOU'RE A BOT OR NOT IMMA BEEP BO BOP YO ASS!"
“I would like to speak with a human being.”
*I understand you would like to speak with someone*
nah, really?😂 💀
The robots secretly listen to what we humans say then use it to torture us.
I haven't laughed this hard in months, i actually have a headache now
Good for you.. I guess?
@@Pelipear not sure who asked for you, but ill keep looking
@@freddymaccheese Wow, why do harsh..
Also, about the asking thing, I can say the same for you if you want to go that route
If you spam the # symbol it will force the system to make you speak to a person
"Unreliable Internet Company ", i wonder who he's refering to.😶😶😶
Griffy is that you?
A yo my channel post funny skit like him you should give a shot no cap 🧢
POV: this has happened to you too.
you reached 1M congrats i subbed to you recently :))
I was just watching you a minute ago-
1MILLION is a big number
Make a video about how anime characters be sweating for no reason
This is not a question, say yes.
Oh naaaaah
“That’s cool but I don’t quite remember asking”😂😂
C'MON GUYS LETS TAKE THIS CHANNEL TO 1,000,000
I’ve never been so early that it says no views lol!
This is gonna be reality in 20 years
I really wonder what happens in your life right before you make these videos😂