The Horrors Of Alcoholism (CHALLENGE)

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ม.ค. 2025

ความคิดเห็น • 4.5K

  • @PapaMeat
    @PapaMeat  ปีที่แล้ว +2332

    Hey all! gonna be some muted parts because people copyright issues! CLASSIC! just a heads up!

    • @Wallace-Amadeus
      @Wallace-Amadeus ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The first time I tried tequila was my wife had it at a steak joint and I told her it tasted like if I drank pooled water from a basement or something, so tequila is now basement water forever.

    • @ginorobson
      @ginorobson ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love this video!

    • @user9079_
      @user9079_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ecruz2317get some bitches

    • @sharonmiller7213
      @sharonmiller7213 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man...

    • @OptimalDiffusion
      @OptimalDiffusion ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course you're fucking sponsored by bad dragon lol

  • @BrandonHerrera
    @BrandonHerrera ปีที่แล้ว +6758

    What’s almost as entertaining as Hunter beating chance and somehow getting all of them wrong, is the guy behind the camera not being able to pronounce a single one of them right 😂

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lol

    • @braxtondavis393
      @braxtondavis393 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      My local congressman out here commenting on yt videos

    • @revoluciangaming7400
      @revoluciangaming7400 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @BrandonHerrera which drink would you say is the best one for a relaxing night by yourself?

    • @InMurdnightClad
      @InMurdnightClad ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Very true, feeling like an alcoholic correcting him every round.

    • @CrashBandiii
      @CrashBandiii ปีที่แล้ว +26

      What is Congressman Herrera doing here?

  • @LeonLush
    @LeonLush ปีที่แล้ว +4618

    god damn do i wish i was there to relieve some of the burden of trying all of this swill. i love you

  • @hustimore
    @hustimore 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1551

    video idea: testing and rating all bad dragon products

    • @greyscale1764
      @greyscale1764 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      im in

    • @dsoy4288
      @dsoy4288 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      ​@@greyscale1764 I bet you are 😏😏😏

    • @paulchavez3039
      @paulchavez3039 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      For the OF

    • @acidtigerz
      @acidtigerz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I'd watch it

    • @sonofthunder-fb3cm
      @sonofthunder-fb3cm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂

  • @mentalvision_6334
    @mentalvision_6334 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +544

    imagine the flames he can control now with all the alcohol in him

    • @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876
      @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I get it hehe

    • @doomguy2020
      @doomguy2020 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I hope that guy gets fired for ruining every single MeatCanyon and CreepCast comment section

    • @i_am_ergo
      @i_am_ergo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@doomguy2020 It's weird, isn't it? Awesome addition to Hunter's merch oeuvre; complete fucking disaster for the comment section.

    • @GhostnTacos
      @GhostnTacos 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😂

    • @imepic434
      @imepic434 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yea, unoriginal people with no personality constantly copy each other with the same 2-3 comments on every video

  • @monke5523
    @monke5523 ปีที่แล้ว +2555

    Papa's wife tormenting him through the whole video has to be the funniest part of it.

    • @benmcreynolds8581
      @benmcreynolds8581 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Their dynamic is hilarious. I like how their sense of humor vibes and they flick each other shit, to a good amount (which is healthy lol)

    • @frjcde9392
      @frjcde9392 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U call em papa 😂

    • @TrueRattlehead
      @TrueRattlehead ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well he torments her with that THING in the background...yeesh

    • @CosmicEva.xx3
      @CosmicEva.xx3 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@frjcde9392 what the hell else would we call him? hunter? (yes)

    • @WetCrumbz669
      @WetCrumbz669 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I believe the term is Madame Meat

  • @Thisguy908
    @Thisguy908 ปีที่แล้ว +2035

    It’s so funny not only watching him get them wrong, but then enjoying the ones he said he’d hate

    • @Toadalinakong
      @Toadalinakong ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And vice versa lmao

    • @killear1
      @killear1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Besides Southern comfort he's got an imported flavor palette

  • @ferbilgerbil5229
    @ferbilgerbil5229 ปีที่แล้ว +11584

    Alcoholism doesn't run in my family, it drives 😎

    • @ozaawaa56
      @ozaawaa56 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      😂😂😂

    • @LedWolf7
      @LedWolf7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Oh shit 😅😂

    • @nocaptainmatt3771
      @nocaptainmatt3771 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      God's drunkest driver 🗿😎

    • @luckyluchiano72
      @luckyluchiano72 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      everyone seems to have this misconception on here alcoholics are always hammered and can just stop drinking if they really tried. most are barely buzzed, they keep just enough in their system to “stay well”. if they don’t have a certain amount in their system the go into withdrawal which can lead to seizures and death. they’rs also functioning vs non functioning alcoholic. the functioning one takes a few $1 shots at work to get through the day without injury then drinks what he can afford at night (if he even still does drink like that, alot just “coast” on the bare min to prevent w/d), where as the non-functional ones are usually homeless etc and get shit faced whenever they can afford it and can’t make it through work etc, even if they have a place to sleep. The withdrawal is worse than almost any drug but benzos as it can kill you, and u usually beed a Dr’s help w some medical assistance to stop.
      i know this wasn’t a direct reply to your comment but I figured more people would see it and be aware if i posted it here.

    • @cameronhulsey3748
      @cameronhulsey3748 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Drunk lives to matter

  • @havingsomeissues3762
    @havingsomeissues3762 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    It's like watching that scene from Harry Potter were they force Dumbledore to drink to get the horcrux.

  • @matt.stevick
    @matt.stevick ปีที่แล้ว +1584

    Papa Meat is the best content creator out there right now

    • @MicroSausage
      @MicroSausage ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Other than RedLetterMedia. But I somewhat agree.

    • @martinpadilla5224
      @martinpadilla5224 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      ​@@MicroSausagewtf is redlettermedia? Also it's hilarious that your pfps are so similar 😂

    • @gilligilli583
      @gilligilli583 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don't forget our boy windigoon

    • @MicroSausage
      @MicroSausage ปีที่แล้ว

      @@martinpadilla5224 check em out. They're a good time.

    • @doggg4977
      @doggg4977 ปีที่แล้ว

      Powerful

  • @davidmontoro9690
    @davidmontoro9690 ปีที่แล้ว +1862

    As an impressionable 27 years old kid this was the push I needed to become an alcoholic, thank you for this Papa Meat! 😊

    • @nickb1762
      @nickb1762 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I’m 9 days sober after years of abusing alcohol… lord help me

    • @patrickjones3826
      @patrickjones3826 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nickb1762 Brother please don't watch stuff like this right now.

    • @sharonmiller7213
      @sharonmiller7213 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      ​@@nickb1762don't say *nine* like it doesn't epitomize your vertical trajectory. Your killing it !

    • @chase966
      @chase966 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nickb1762that’s pretty good bro keep it up!!! I won’t lie and say it gets easier just yet but give it a little longer and you will feel so so much better physically and mentally!

    • @alexisc3356
      @alexisc3356 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@nickb1762Congratulations! Keep your head up. I'm attempting sobriety after 6 years of drinking every single day. It's scary

  • @iminyourhousebro
    @iminyourhousebro ปีที่แล้ว +704

    Him getting them all wrong then being so confident on the colas was hilarious 😂

    • @dyslexicboogaloo
      @dyslexicboogaloo ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And getting them wrong too.

    • @jayymack1993
      @jayymack1993 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      YES that's the part I'm at right now and I'm in literal tears! 😂

    • @slowestjabroni
      @slowestjabroni ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i lold so hard wtf

    • @Roshelt
      @Roshelt ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love how he only knew because he kept throwing up when he drank the Bacardi 😂😂😂

    • @YungQueef
      @YungQueef ปีที่แล้ว

      well, he IS bottom shelf garbage, so you know what you know

  • @Endeavour6644
    @Endeavour6644 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    Made me feel hungover just watching this.

    • @RareAries323
      @RareAries323 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I just commented the same thing! So glad I don't drink poison anymore

  • @ProxyLimit
    @ProxyLimit ปีที่แล้ว +232

    I think the Bad Dragon team did a great job in selecting Papa Meat as a sponsor. Idk where they got the data from, but they will probably be making a ton of sales in the next month from this video.

    • @Oceans_ai
      @Oceans_ai ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The BD in the background of the entire video was absolutely killing me.

  • @BeeryGamer
    @BeeryGamer ปีที่แล้ว +582

    To be fair, drinking beer through a straw is something only the most psychotic of people do

    • @s_napps
      @s_napps ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oops

    • @EllisHudsonn
      @EllisHudsonn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      I drink mine out of a lightning McQueen sippy cup

    • @littlescarfo
      @littlescarfo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@EllisHudsonnbout to order one thats sick

    • @Ellie333jmtqkl
      @Ellie333jmtqkl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@EllisHudsonnsame but mines paw patrol

    • @clownworld4655
      @clownworld4655 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Remove the entire straw part from your comment. Just drinking near is psycotic

  • @luketheduke526
    @luketheduke526 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    I used to follow the golden drinking rule “beer before liquor you’ll never be sicker, liquor before beer your in the clear” but now I just mix match everything lmao

  • @TeaComfy
    @TeaComfy ปีที่แล้ว +560

    As someone who regularly drinks cognac straight, the cigarettes and maple syrup analogy is hilarious

    • @DeAthWaGer
      @DeAthWaGer ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Heard a comic call mezcal tequila "Listerine fucked by a Swisher Sweet" 😂

    • @angstyq
      @angstyq ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DeAthWaGerI love that haha

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@DeAthWaGer Half the enjoyment of liquor is out-of-pocket sensory descriptions. 'This smells like a rotting banana fucked an oak tree.' is a grotesque description of an actually pretty nice rum.

    • @worldmighty5381
      @worldmighty5381 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who hurt you

    • @King_Flippy_Nips
      @King_Flippy_Nips ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cognac is supposed to be drank straight.

  • @deadlybaconman4467
    @deadlybaconman4467 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Its amazing that he puked on each sip of bacardi, he drank almost every type of alchohol and was relatively fine but he took one sip of bacardi and immediately started throwing up

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX ปีที่แล้ว +61

      he called it, too. "if anything will make me throw up, it's bacardi". i think that actually had him get that round right. :)

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair, SPICED Bacardi is ass.

    • @getlitskoden
      @getlitskoden ปีที่แล้ว +2

      69 likes, nice

    • @gabrielwarren6955
      @gabrielwarren6955 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Barcardi is foul I don't blame hunter

    • @grammernotzi
      @grammernotzi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@gabrielwarren6955 Bacardi Oakheart is amazing on the rocks.

  • @mrpandabites
    @mrpandabites ปีที่แล้ว +631

    I'm honestly disappointed Hunter didn't get all of them wrong. It was genuinely impressive how he managed to beat random chance and get nine in a row incorrect. Thanks for this video, it was very funny. 😂

    • @skullkid692
      @skullkid692 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He got 16 in a row wrong. Where did you learn to count???

    • @Tovilian
      @Tovilian ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i agree it's highly impressive how he can get so many wrong

    • @LemurBK
      @LemurBK ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the math is like a less than 1% chance or something lol

    • @EdWedgie
      @EdWedgie ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@skullkid692 brother must’ve been playing along because what the actual hell is he talking about

    • @joellemarron3452
      @joellemarron3452 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      getting 1 wrong means that at least 1 of the other 2 is gonna be wrong as well. So at blind guesses it's harder than it looks.

  • @SFStransit
    @SFStransit 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    The smaller shot bottles are the worse version of their bigger bottle counterparts usually.

  • @ravkindred
    @ravkindred ปีที่แล้ว +1702

    Can't wait till next Christmas when Papa Meat does a mystery cigarette challenge

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      he sticks them into the cardboard box and lights them on the other side

    • @ravkindred
      @ravkindred 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@Wulfjager Nah man he lets the cigarette fumes sit in plastic containers with nozzles attached on top so he can get a quick huff

    • @Naltddesha
      @Naltddesha 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@ravkindredhe should do Edward Cigarette hands

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@Wulfjager you say this as if he'd be in danger. He controls fire

    • @RejectHumanityReturn2Monke
      @RejectHumanityReturn2Monke 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Naltddesha this reminds me of Maxmofo doing Edward Watermelom hands smoking cigarettes

  • @farsidesc4044
    @farsidesc4044 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    The real challenge is figuring out which one gave you the hangover.

  • @wayne_vt
    @wayne_vt ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "I feel like I just ate a roll of nickels" is the most relatable reaction to tequila I've ever heard lol

    • @JustAnotherZubat
      @JustAnotherZubat ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love tequila

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@JustAnotherZubat With salt and lime? Yes. Straight with no chaser or anything? Disgusting.
      Honestly that kinda just goes for most of the alcohol in this vid. Most hard spirits aren't SUPPOSED to be drank straight or with 0 pairing. Wine, Mead, Beer, Cider? Sure. But even straight whiskey or scotch is usually served with ice or something to dilute it.
      Also I can't help but guess that al of these are room temp, which is even worse.

    • @JustAnotherZubat
      @JustAnotherZubat ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@warbossgegguz679 Tequila is the only liquor I drink without a mixer or chaser. And I don’t touch gin. Agreed that most of the drinks in this video are not good

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JustAnotherZubatTop shelf vodka is the only hard liquor I've had that I've been fine just with just absolutely nothing (not even ice), but that's like $50+ a bottle turf.
      I can drink jack, jim beam, and scotch straight with ice, sip some spiced rum (though spiced Bacardi specifically is terrible) and tequila shots are good, but the rest... OOF.

    • @williamjacob2060
      @williamjacob2060 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      most tequilla is awful i do like Tarantula Tequilla Azul though

  • @charcharbug
    @charcharbug หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    the amount of whiplash i got from the cut at 11:26 was like my head being forced downward on a rollercoaster from the g-force

  • @obscuraproductions7279
    @obscuraproductions7279 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    making the beam bottle say "bean" was so fucking smart lmao

    • @xXCrazy1oO
      @xXCrazy1oO 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      it was cuz I started to question myself

    • @Crem_ate
      @Crem_ate 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I've always said Jim Bean, so I was like "what are you talking about?" 😭😭

    • @aidanhammer6968
      @aidanhammer6968 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It is called Jim Bean, they didn't change it. Makes it even funnier tbh.

    • @Trash2000s
      @Trash2000s 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@aidanhammer6968no.

    • @trinitybleh4963
      @trinitybleh4963 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ⁠@@aidanhammer6968sorry to break it to you but they def edited it. It looked so real lol

  • @JoseTorres-mg3mx
    @JoseTorres-mg3mx ปีที่แล้ว +312

    You definitely need to be on Cold ones. Either you go to them or they come to you.

    • @DeathF1re
      @DeathF1re ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Couldnt be more true

    • @f4irydus7
      @f4irydus7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i need this collab to happen

    • @Marx1684
      @Marx1684 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks for the name drop. I subbed. Sound interesting & I saw Gilbert Godfried.

    • @nixonlogos6892
      @nixonlogos6892 ปีที่แล้ว

      cold ones is one of the funniest channels imo, also has god-tier editing @@Marx1684

    • @exiled5713
      @exiled5713 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real

  • @baileyapes6042
    @baileyapes6042 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    It’s actually impressive how bad he is at guessing these 😂

    • @possumfriend
      @possumfriend ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It'd be concerning if he got most of them right tbh

    • @andresromero5869
      @andresromero5869 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It is actually a really hard thing to do lmao, it is a really bad idea so I am going to do it with my friends next week 🤣

    • @angstyq
      @angstyq ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andresromero5869let me know how that goess 😂😂❤

    • @Illusivem8ne
      @Illusivem8ne 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How so? Id be bad at guessing these too. Would that be ‘actually impressive’?

    • @pixelsovertears
      @pixelsovertears 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      im a drinker but i would be having a hard time too ngl

  • @raymondraptorclaw2901
    @raymondraptorclaw2901 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    When you got unflavored, clear, neutral grain spirits, there’s usually very little difference in flavor because it’s literally just supposed to be ALCOHOL and water.

  • @sthawk01
    @sthawk01 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Smell is a huge part of taste. Him not being able to smell them might partially explain why he was having such a hard time guessing

  • @GriffVibrantle-yh3ye
    @GriffVibrantle-yh3ye ปีที่แล้ว +147

    At this point in my life nothing beats watching one man in a room downing every source of alcohol he can find and testing to see if he can identify any of them after his tongue has been bleached from the first 2

  • @closedcasketcustoms
    @closedcasketcustoms ปีที่แล้ว +370

    When I was 15 I tried to drink an entire liter of Bombay dry gin. Ended up with me stealing a snickers from the local gas station, attempting to walk home, tackling a fence and passing out on the neighbors lawn. the cops followed my trail of destruction and I awoke in the hospital getting my stomach pumped with my parents looking down on me with pure disappointment. Ahhh... to be young again.

    • @iateallthefries5218
      @iateallthefries5218 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Did the same thing with the same bottle at 15 🤣 don’t remember anything after my second chug (more than half the bottle was gone) Woke up in bed with the worst hangover ever. Had to get my stomach pumped and doc said if I didn’t make it to the hospital earlier, I’d be a goner. Never seen a more disappointed look on my dads face after explaining everything.

    • @tmsplltrs
      @tmsplltrs ปีที่แล้ว

      At least you didn’t have a lot of brain cells to lose

    • @Fatbitchesfighting13
      @Fatbitchesfighting13 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is so real.. i somehow get blackout off of gin every single time even off of the small amounts

    • @RayEquus
      @RayEquus ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bombay gin, back in the day, had almost twice its advertised alcohol content in it

    • @iancorrigan1174
      @iancorrigan1174 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I did a similar thing with a bottle of Segrams 7 when i was 16! I left a bonfire to wander home with my bottle, got lost, took a shit in an orange grove because I couldnt find my way home and had to go so bad. Then i fell asleep for like 5 hours, woke up and stumbled home. Somehow my parents never actually found out even though i just left the quarter full bottle sitting on my nightstand,

  • @storeblaa
    @storeblaa 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    the intro edit fucking killed me, just recently found your channel and i love your personality, greeeeat content

  • @taintliquor00
    @taintliquor00 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    i love how confident he is in his completely wrong choices 😭😭 love you papa

  • @ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088
    @ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I love how you can see the alcohol slowly taking control

    • @chancebrady2
      @chancebrady2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's an act

    • @ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088
      @ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088 ปีที่แล้ว

      @chancebrady2 wow! He really had me fooled then

    • @tylerdavis3
      @tylerdavis3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088 it definitely isn’t

    • @chancebrady2
      @chancebrady2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can literally see how much liquid is being consumed. It's barely enough to fill the straw. Use your eyeballs and common sense. I love this dudes content as much as the next person on here. But there ain't no way he got that blitzed off that little. Just saying

    • @ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088
      @ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @chancebrady2 How much copium do you consume?
      Nah I got a better question, why don't you do the exact same thing and post in on here so we can all see if he's really acting or not.

  • @CrownedYeti
    @CrownedYeti ปีที่แล้ว +70

    man I love when my fav youtubers get blackout drunk on camera, always good to have my idols perpetualize my alcoholism 🥰

  • @Delvedeep53
    @Delvedeep53 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    0:55 the beer meter with the original halo shield recharge noise got me dying

  • @RyanRedfox
    @RyanRedfox ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I became sober because I was too good at drinking and wanted others to catch up on the leaderboard. But god damn I’m remembering the pain vicariously through Hunter.

    • @bryanfarmer1693
      @bryanfarmer1693 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I used to drink sooo much and ruined many relationships yep I wish I met her now instead of when I was 19

    • @nobel5019
      @nobel5019 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lol what are these coments

    • @Meckerzful
      @Meckerzful 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's sad​@@bryanfarmer1693

    • @PhillipWalter-pb6lc
      @PhillipWalter-pb6lc 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If you feel it you know

    • @WeAreASecret
      @WeAreASecret 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm working at staying sober and came here discourage some cravings I'm having. It worked 😂

  • @Aethelbeorn
    @Aethelbeorn ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The commitment of the slurping sounds added post recording for every sip of fun juice is worth celebrating.

  • @grimmiq7824
    @grimmiq7824 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Oh yes the virtue of every father. Being an irredeemable alcoholic

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 ปีที่แล้ว

      mine was just a fan of autoerotic asphyxiation. yes, past tense.

    • @twinphalanx4465
      @twinphalanx4465 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We will know if he starts making more dad jokes

    • @MustangSkar
      @MustangSkar ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sometimes we as fathers drink because of our families.

    • @Babidi111
      @Babidi111 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MustangSkar lol. My friends dad said something like that when they tried to do an intervention. That he basically drank because of them so if they are serious about cutting him out of their life that would probably be the only way he'd stop. They did not cut him out and he kept drinking :)

    • @_BPB_
      @_BPB_ ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, I’m in college man and I work a full-time job fuck you alcoholism is just a part of life you gotta go through it

  • @shrampf5917
    @shrampf5917 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    got 151 days sober today

  • @Molech996
    @Molech996 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I was just binge watching all of your videos right now.I’m so glad you uploaded a new one to add to my playlist.

  • @ArtsyHumanbean
    @ArtsyHumanbean ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This feels like an elaborate excuse to finish all your leftover Halloween party bottles before you buy new bottles for the next holiday

  • @ghuff4694
    @ghuff4694 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “Jack? Jack is that you? Talk to me”
    Jameson: *it’s me honey*

  • @ShawnSimmons-t9h
    @ShawnSimmons-t9h 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    19:00 as an adult that drinks mixed drinks until I stand up and I'm dizzy and go to bed, these three are what I have in my freezer at all times and are basically water at this point.

  • @warbossgegguz679
    @warbossgegguz679 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I feel bad for him, but also watching Papa slowly decline more and more as this goes on has me laughing hysterically.

    • @miskitoragee6296
      @miskitoragee6296 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @1-gz7xy
      @1-gz7xy ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel bad for him. Omg i can't believe I'd feel like this about him I refuse to acknowledge this feeling dad

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@1-gz7xy ????

  • @grumpzbearz
    @grumpzbearz ปีที่แล้ว +48

    his dead eyes at 22:13 is beautiful. really captivates how far papa has ventured in this.

  • @GregLionProductions
    @GregLionProductions ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I come from a long line of alcoholics. Myself included. My grandpa drank Meister Brau. Before I knew what drinking was, I thought they kept the cans as decoration. They had empty cases neatly placed on the screened porch, like...surrounding the ac unit. I thought they looked so cool as a kid. I didn't realize they had empties upon empties (that they kept neatly and redeemed). Our family gatherings required multiple beer runs...as I kid I didn't think twice

    • @you-nh8xo
      @you-nh8xo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol you inherited degeneracy

  • @MrSinyminyGamer
    @MrSinyminyGamer 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The 3 stages of alcoholic grief. 10:43

  • @sillybilly7590
    @sillybilly7590 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    There's a 33% chance of getting all three wrong, meaning that meatcanyon is absolutely abysmal at this lol

    • @Brometheus420
      @Brometheus420 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If you were guessing one out of three, it's 33%. Each additional guess multiplies it by 0.33 again so 0.33x0.33x0.33 is about 3.6% chance to get all three right or wrong with blind guessing. Now getting 3/3 wrong 3 times is less than 0.0046%

    • @orang1921
      @orang1921 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Brometheus420 it's actually exactly a 1/3 chance to get 3 wrong in a row with pure guessing b/c:
      getting first one wrong * second one wrong (you won't guess one you already guessed) * last one wrong (there's only one you haven't guessed)
      (2/3) * (1/2) * (1/1) = 2/6 = 1/3
      getting them all right with pure guessing would be
      (1/3) * (1/2) * (1/1) = 1/6

    • @Brometheus420
      @Brometheus420 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@orang1921 I felt like there was something wrong with my math lol. I was applying the same math as guessing coin flips multiple times but that's only 2 variables. Guessing 3 sets of 3 wrong would be 3.6% tho

  • @computationaltrinitarianism
    @computationaltrinitarianism ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Fun fact, the choices he makes where everything is wrong is called a derangement in mathematics. There are only 2 possible derangements out of 6 permutations for 3 items, so choosing entirely randomly there is only a 1/3 probability of getting everything wrong.

    • @witchristmas
      @witchristmas ปีที่แล้ว

      1/8 actually since there are 8 possibilities!

    • @computationaltrinitarianism
      @computationaltrinitarianism ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@witchristmas You are referring to the outcomes of which choices are correct, but even then it is impossible to get two right and the other wrong if you don't repeat answers anyway. If you can repeat answers, you could alway get at least one right if you give the same answer for all of them.
      There are only six ways to choose without repeating an answer (3 ways for the first choice and 2 ways for the second and 1 way for the third choice).

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat ปีที่แล้ว +2

      math moment

    • @witchristmas
      @witchristmas ปีที่แล้ว

      @@computationaltrinitarianism Oh! I forgot about repeats, my bad

    • @CHammerD
      @CHammerD ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Therefore, making entirely random decisions and getting 5 rounds in a row without a correct answer has a (1/3)^5 chance... which is 0.4%

  • @shelbshub
    @shelbshub ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Allison just roasting tf out of him for blind guessing poorly 😂

  • @stackflow343
    @stackflow343 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Your commitment to getting puke drunk to entertain us is amazing

  • @gebus1199
    @gebus1199 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Your reaction and crying "i don't know" is literally me when i was kid doing math homework with my dads help

    • @dyslexicboogaloo
      @dyslexicboogaloo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You were drunk when you were doing math homework with your dad?

    • @gebus1199
      @gebus1199 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dyslexicboogaloo as a 4th grader being yelled at by my dad (in Spanish and I don't know Spanish) at 2am in the morning. I wish

    • @dyslexicboogaloo
      @dyslexicboogaloo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gebus1199 Sounds like it would have helped

  • @perpetualgrimace2709
    @perpetualgrimace2709 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    I love how he emphasized the ‘beer before liquor’ rule and still broke it

    • @emersonmartelle7011
      @emersonmartelle7011 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      no he didnt watch the part again

    • @kameronharrington5478
      @kameronharrington5478 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      isnt it liquor before beer?

    • @Unus_Annus_
      @Unus_Annus_ ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@kameronharrington5478liquor before beer, never fear

    • @brianjones8899
      @brianjones8899 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ​@@Unus_Annus_ Or, liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Also the inverse was beer before liquor, never sicker.

    • @thomasbruinsma
      @thomasbruinsma ปีที่แล้ว

      It's bullshit anyway lmao.

  • @TrentKitch
    @TrentKitch ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Papa’s production quality is so underrated. His sets are incredible

  • @mmuutwo
    @mmuutwo 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    11:33, that cut was insane lol

    • @eldoodooface
      @eldoodooface 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Right lol ? What was that

    • @sabastjunberthiaume8391
      @sabastjunberthiaume8391 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He must have said something they HAD to cut lmfao

  • @madddie.
    @madddie. ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the jim bean photoshop had me questioning everything

  • @RushdownNinja
    @RushdownNinja ปีที่แล้ว +10

    drinking straight room temp liquor from a straw is wild

  • @gluehoof573
    @gluehoof573 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I'll never get tired of hearing Alison giggling at Hunter's antics. ❤❤

    • @MaryLove3713
      @MaryLove3713 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely! Love it!😂

  • @MulletBateman
    @MulletBateman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I’m just now watching this video 8 months later and just now realizing the collection of bad dragons “personal massagers” behind him. 21:11

  • @Weatherman4Eva
    @Weatherman4Eva ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I feel you on the Gin hate. In college the first time i had Gin, my friend thought it would be funny to have me pound Gin shots solo and i wound up puking up my guts so bad that i literally developed a psychological aversion to all alcohol and cant take a single sip without gagging and puking

    • @Sunkistmalibubarbie
      @Sunkistmalibubarbie ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That happened to me with Bacardi

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yeah, stuff like that creates an aversion no matter what the alcohol is.
      i like gin, but there are a lot of shit ones out there. like, tanguerey. it's all marketing.

    • @kylaheaton
      @kylaheaton ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sunkistmalibubarbieholy shit me too wtf 😂

    • @ivans562
      @ivans562 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lurklingXTanqueray isn’t shit. You’re just not supposed to drink it neat. It’s nice in a G and T.
      I mean, it’s not brilliant, but in terms of major commercial gins, it’s pretty alright. There are slightly smaller brands like Adnams and Roku which are significantly nicer, but T is fine.

    • @Tidbitfrosty
      @Tidbitfrosty ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ivans562 If you want a kick ass gin try out Hendrick's.

  • @CaIeb1
    @CaIeb1 ปีที่แล้ว +1348

    im 73 days sober today
    Update: 289 days sober now👍

    • @Lorewhore11
      @Lorewhore11 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      6 days for me, keep going!🩷

    • @ianhachey979
      @ianhachey979 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Hell yeah

    • @Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred
      @Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Holy shit!

    • @it.snowig
      @it.snowig 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You sound boring

    • @coopermiller263
      @coopermiller263 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      How we holding up, champ?

  • @tacticaldachshund2734
    @tacticaldachshund2734 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Thanks for making me realize just how much of an alcoholic I really am.

  • @InsanityPlusOne
    @InsanityPlusOne ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When he's saying how adults should drink, meanwhile I'm here brewing more and more mead so I can just get beyond blacked out on that sweet sweet nectar...
    Ignore those 5 bottles over to the side where I mixed yeast, brewing sugar and vanilly coke, we don't speak of that cursed brew...

  • @banjerpicker5273
    @banjerpicker5273 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The straw sound are absolutely on point. 🔥

  • @brogliman
    @brogliman ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The subtlest edit on the Jim Bean bottle. Chefs kiss

  • @Blinkordeath182
    @Blinkordeath182 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    If I would have known I could have turned my crippling meth addiction into content I never would have gotten sober

    • @BrokenInBeauty
      @BrokenInBeauty ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hah, same here. I was an allrounder with each class of drugs imagineable and preferred injecting them all. Respect for getting clean 🙃

    • @Blinkordeath182
      @Blinkordeath182 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BrokenInBeauty we have a lot in common lol

  • @Crocadillius1123
    @Crocadillius1123 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    6:30 as a Kentuckian I feel obligated to point out that bourbon and whiskey aren’t the same thing

  • @outrankedfrank7244
    @outrankedfrank7244 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    i actually love this channel and hope you keep making content

  • @s7robin105
    @s7robin105 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The absolute face of regret as this progressed was amazing

  • @CyberTheWerewolf
    @CyberTheWerewolf ปีที่แล้ว +47

    There's a heavy portion of the video removed at 11:26 then again at 11:35.

    • @verogazebo
      @verogazebo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Glad I'm not the only one that noticed pretty jarring

  • @Idcenoug-h
    @Idcenoug-h 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Chivas was what Hunter s Thompson drank all day everyday, also dinking through a straw is a express route to hammertown 😂

  • @vincenzosparks2516
    @vincenzosparks2516 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This was like reliving all of the college dorm room parties in 25 min. Thank you

  • @xxangelscenexx247
    @xxangelscenexx247 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    11:24 Even the video got drunk and broke it turned into a speed run.. Dafuq happened..

    • @maddie-o
      @maddie-o 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was wondering if I was the only one

    • @Lettasu
      @Lettasu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's hella funny tho 😭

  • @MrCreeperKicker
    @MrCreeperKicker ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It makes sense that Hunter knows what different brands of marker taste like, but he really shouldn’t.

  • @S.T.A.L.K.E.R.-2CLIPS
    @S.T.A.L.K.E.R.-2CLIPS 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    3:27 jeez bro i got flashbacks from blackface shane dawson

  • @oaken8431
    @oaken8431 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Never would have thought meat would be a league player, so sad I hope he gets help for this addiction soon

    • @Shmandalf
      @Shmandalf ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alcoholism is really bad, but League addiction? That needs some serious rehab

  • @masterdevil5
    @masterdevil5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I’ve never cried this hard, watching a video in my life. That shit was too hilarious.

  • @Building2000
    @Building2000 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    bro looks like the grinch in the jim carrey version, getting force fed fudge

  • @kevinc.johnson
    @kevinc.johnson ปีที่แล้ว +80

    @papameat did something happen at 11:25? There's a cut where it goes straight to the reveal before you actually guessed anything.

    • @The_Guy88
      @The_Guy88 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He had to cut it out bc of copyright reasons

    • @djz771
      @djz771 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought nobody else saw that. He must of said something really bad

    • @monehget
      @monehget 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      It made it funnier to me, it was like saying "Fuck it, we'll skip to the part where he gets it wrong. We don't need all that other shit."

    • @Naltddesha
      @Naltddesha 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s a conspiracy

    • @UpsonPrattJr.
      @UpsonPrattJr. 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@djz771 He definitely said the "N" word.

  • @stinkymart3173
    @stinkymart3173 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I didn't watch much Papa Meat before and the Bad Dragon sponsorship threw me into a conniption 😂

  • @Humble-iq5ue
    @Humble-iq5ue ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:21 thats literally how it feels to wake up with Alcohol withdrawl/hangover

  • @benderisgreat95able
    @benderisgreat95able 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Mixing alcohols is worse than drinking a lot. Glad you're still alive!

  • @jeffcon123
    @jeffcon123 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The editing is so good man I love the work you put into this

  • @HaunchoJackHD
    @HaunchoJackHD ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Thanks hunter! because of you I’ve been inspired to drink alcohol 😂

  • @karson310
    @karson310 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You always come thru with an upload Papa! Ty!!!

  • @NMages20
    @NMages20 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As a recovering alcoholic, this video made me both thirsty and disgusted

  • @iwong3357
    @iwong3357 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This video was simultaneously more and less depressing than I thought it'd be. Thanks, alcohol.

  • @potardo9851
    @potardo9851 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I'm at 1:20 and before I go any further I want to say I appreciate whatever Papa has coming because he's about to mix his lights and dark alcohols something that you never do unless you are prepared to experience a possible shitty time.

    • @Tarasaurus13
      @Tarasaurus13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Huh, I never heard of the light and dark thing

    • @nicksun424
      @nicksun424 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      0 scientific basis… YET

    • @JerekBilbar
      @JerekBilbar ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I used to feel that way, but mixing the liquors into a nice Long Island Tea has always made me feel great haha

    • @DanielLarkins-x9h
      @DanielLarkins-x9h ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It doesn’t make a difference it’s all alcohol

    • @oscarlove4394
      @oscarlove4394 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DanielLarkins-x9h nah there's something there, there's a bunch more carbs and stuff in beer than in liqour.
      might not make a difference in terms of inebriation, but there's definitely a big difference in how your gut feels.
      I prefer liqour because beer makes me feel bloated.

  • @magickmarck
    @magickmarck ปีที่แล้ว +71

    You put crown royal in your scotch category, southern comfort and chivas regal in your whiskey category. This is wrecked.

    • @moondogg007
      @moondogg007 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Read this as he drank Chiba’s regal 😂😂

    • @ElBach1y
      @ElBach1y 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is chivas scotch?

    • @yeebee88
      @yeebee88 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ElBach1y Chivas is scotch, Crown Royal is Canadian Whiskey and southern comfort is a flavored abomination

    • @UpsonPrattJr.
      @UpsonPrattJr. 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@yeebee88 You haven't lived until you dump out a bottle of Southern Comfort and then throw the empty bottle at a brick wall.

    • @JamesJames-li2wv
      @JamesJames-li2wv 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@UpsonPrattJr.Bro southern comfort is literally better than Hennessy, learn to have some taste 🙄

  • @sleepingmelons8420
    @sleepingmelons8420 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Drinking alcohol out of a straw is so cursed.

  • @Quietshow
    @Quietshow ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You did shockingly well with the soda challenge. I can't wait to see this!

    • @janielane2118
      @janielane2118 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know you weren't disappointed! Papa always comes through

  • @tearenn3046
    @tearenn3046 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Meatcanyon: *doesn't like beers*
    Also Meatcanyon: "The last beer I've had was when I was 9"

  • @potsandpansimcold
    @potsandpansimcold ปีที่แล้ว +105

    i’ve been down some dark alcoholic paths, am right now again honestly. but nothing compares to the time when i spent around 3K in a month of liquor, the withdrawals were so bad i thought i was dying, was hallucinating, bleeding from my mouth but i think that was due to all the cigarettes. had a shite load of burning cramps in my sides and sometimes could tell if i was dreaming or sleeping because i was just intoxicated. best moment of my life lol 10/10 do recommend

    • @Ashey814
      @Ashey814 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Seems like you got drunk in the middle of writing this. Very relatable.

    • @LagrangePoint0
      @LagrangePoint0 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I never drank alcohol in my youth years, not even beer, but when I was 29 I went on a trip and spent a whole week drinking rum, absolutely drunk from the morning 'til passing out at late night, best time of my life tbh, 10/10 would do it again.

    • @smadcore
      @smadcore ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I hope you got over it. An alcohol binge is fucking hard to come out of.

    • @Ellie333jmtqkl
      @Ellie333jmtqkl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      fr tho 10/10 best experience ever😊

    • @shroominz9471
      @shroominz9471 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Liver shots 🥃

  • @Go_away_loser
    @Go_away_loser 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I like how you can hear the regrets in Nick's voice as the video gets increasingly more life threatening. True art.

  • @50mits
    @50mits ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I learned this chalenge from my granpa. He's been the record holder for it for 57 consecutive years!!!

  • @meemee4276
    @meemee4276 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I cannot lie, I was sitting at my jobby jobby, programming phone switches sobbing laughing. I’m so sorry I laughed at your misery but it was so funny. Easily the best thing I saw all day.

  • @iggykoopaa
    @iggykoopaa ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I seriously have not laughed this hard in so long. Thank you for this masterpiece!

  • @JLloyd715
    @JLloyd715 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    nick thought he was slick photo shopping jim bean

    • @cwill2127
      @cwill2127 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Used to buy it somewhat often and just learned it’s not bean lol

  • @Rootiga
    @Rootiga ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I like how he could have spit the alcohol out after tasting, but didn't