HoloSALT: The Uno Conspiracy【HoloEN | Condensed】
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 เม.ย. 2023
- You won't believe how this game ends AGAIN! At this point it has to be some sort of Conspiracy!
Come cheer on the Boys as they try to take down the Raid Boss Kronii!!
Holo SALT members:
Shinigami @MoriCalliope
Alchemist @MagniDezmond
Leader @NoirVesper
Time @OuroKronii
Sources:
Original Stream (04/06/2023)
• 【UNO】The Fastest Draw ...
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• IS THAT A MAN RIDING A...
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I'm still in shock from the announcement tbh, but I'm really gonna miss these boys T.T o7
P.S. if you check out a certain sussy professor and Rando(n) orc boi you may be in for a treat ;)
Is orc Boi back? 🫨
@@RanivusCh He deleted the vod from yesterday's stream, but we're so back :D
ngl yall think kronii was a bit too silent about the gradiations? almost as if she knows sthg
@@saigonrider Calli addressed the graduations for the entirety of EN, and specifically said she was doing so and asked not to talk to any of the other talents about it because "Nobody knows anything."
Given the nature of the situation though it's fairly obvious they just opted not to renew their contracts, probably due to creative differences with management. Vesper especially was butting heads with the higher ups since his debut.
That Kronii laugh will haunt Magni's nightmares
HAHAHAHA 🤣
Haunt's Vesper's too...with some MOISTure.
Kronii: WON
Calli: LOST
Magni: LOST
Ves: WON at what cost?
His life in LoL
He had to play league and Kronii basically abused him again. He basically lost.
Balling at what cost
Love it on the first round where he's actually trying to win and then just as he calls UNO he realizes the price of victory.
Surely this can't end up any worse than Monopoly....
It's just Uno, what could possibly go wrong...
There's no way ANYONE would actually sweat Uno unironically...
I laughed pretty hard at these comments
John Cena: "Are you sure about that?"
35:00 LMFAO
*It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Theme plays*
“It was worse than monopoly”
Kronii's laugh strongly exerts "I can't lose" and "In your face" energy
I love how the universe forced vesper and kronii onto the same team just so that both kronii winning every game and vesper playing league could come true
Za warudo.
Sana looking out for her council buddy
calli, vesper and dez : we have you 3 to 1
kronii : i like those odds
Kronies: Warden, They outnumbered us 3 to 1!
Kronii the Warden of Time: Then it is an even fight.
not kronii: we have you 3 to 1
kronii: see your mistake?
Unfortunately they did not realize that Kronii has the Millennium Puzzle in her arsenal and can thus pull anything she wants out of her ass.
Really even Uno Kronii cheats by seeing the best outcome for her
@@greyspirit4 Kronii: All Kronies roast them at will, burn their mongrel hides!
Kronii: "I don't understand this game"
Also Kronii: *Wins every single match*
IMPOSSIBLE!
Kronii has protag vibes…
There is no L in perfection
I like the fact that there's only 1 winner here, even tho it's 2v2 for the last game..
Let’s be honest it was 3v1
@@unablenarwal8863 Kronii won and got the last laugh
Vesper won, but at what cost?
@@tertmade9769 playing league
Calli: Play your last pathetic card, so I can end this Kroni!
Kroni: This deck does not have pathetic cards Calli! I play the almighty Zero!
AHH!! Not the almighty Zero, no one's ever been able to summon him!
"is that man riding a shrimp!?"
i fucking lost all my sides
Everyone gets on Kronii's case for being MEAN but her taking more cards rather than using her +4 at 3:40 is intense kindness. Time is a healer of all wounds.
Is it truly kindness if you just wait a bit before dealing the coup de grâce?
Kronii saw the timeline down the +4 path, knew she wouldn't win that direction.
@@user-ct4pu4cr1h
She needed to save it for when Des tells Ves he could challenge, so that it would then create the preconcieved notion that challenging never works in Calli's head when she tried to bluff Des and got challenged.
You know youre in for a wild ride when it opens with an out of context conversation about buying a fur-suit
Kronii's maniacal laughs will MAYBE become my new ringtone
I aspire for Hololive to have their own "Uno the Movie" where they play 2 hands of Uno for 3 hours with the highlight reel of 45 minutes lol. One day Hololive, one day.
One day they'll get the settings right
Also you have no idea how much I was just whispering "Here's lookin at you, kid" when they kept reversing a few times
@@brokenspacebar9628 that 3h Uno was one of the funniest, most long winded, gut punchingly frustrating game of all time. I think if one of the Holomems I follow wants to play Uno I'll try and send a Dono for the AH Uno settings. Whether they wanna use it or not, it's up to them.
I long for those Midnight UNO collab streams with Roboco hosting. The VODs are a hoot and at least Boxi is able to translate most of the convo live in the chat replay.
Achievement Hunter legit had a 2 hour lets play of uno XDDD they played past closing time
@@brokenspacebar9628 glad to know i wasn't the only one to think about that quote the whole stream
Vesper screaming "I'm never gonna financially recover from this" is my favorite XD
i always make sure to catch this group's collabs cause they are insane
I am 5 seconds in and Kronii is laughing like an anime villain.
This is gonna be good.
I think W.A.R.S (Warden, Alchemist, Reaper, Scholar) also a great collab sign
Because of all the war crimes Kronii did to Vesper? I don't think he'll ever recover from all the burns
@@eveakane6563 he's just a little guy yo
@@albinoguy13 Unfortunately, his birthday was weeks ago. 😂
@@albinoguy13 Not little, just old. 😂
Well they are at war with each other whenever they collab
"You buy cheap, you buy twice" Vesper out here being a real one for his furry bro
Big F for my most favourite unofficial Holounit Thanks Vesper and Magni for everything
Kronii's power is too damn strong!!
And I love it lol
It funny how almost every holoslat game kronii is the one that is not salty
except their 1st collab
Cuz she is winning 😂
she can't keep getting away with this!
And yet...
There's not a single bad HoloSALT collab. We'll miss you boys o7
36:29
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Kronii: I'm about to end this woman's whole career.
Kronii: "Puts number 0 card"
The mere fact that Kronii managed to think of the chance for the 0 topdeck is madness. That was a 1/108 chance of working.
16:56
The Spirit of LTG possesses Calli
Quite literally, Kronii Sweep
KRONII SWEEP! KRONII SWEEP! KRONII SWEEP! 🤣
Vesper has a good strategy for the teams. He banked a lot of cards to support Kronii.
Man, this one got REAL toxic. I was NOT prepared for Calli's LTG moment, and Vesper doing everything in his power to sabotage the 2v2 to avoid playing LoL was hilarious.
Also, I don't know if this made it into the montage, but there was a point where everyone in chat (myself included) was shouting about how the stream was slowly turning into UNO: The Movie, and that just brought me back, man.
I see a achievement hunter fan
@@nepgear4874 Used to be. Don't really keep up with them much anymore.
_Here's looking at you, kid_
What does LTG mean?
@@daquanpikachu low tier god, the funny man that kindly asks you to unlive
25:13
Love how Calli paused to add that “…. For me!”
I'm gonna cherish these HoloSalt collabs even more now that Magni and Vesper are gone. Good times are fleeting but good memories last forever.
I will treasure these holoSALT vids forever
The visual aids for the references and jokes are much appreciated for when I'm too lazy to google while watching the vod originally
Damn Kronii did it again, this time with the Council girls!
Thats the next video 🤣😁
@@RanivusCh Looking forward to your next clip
What's funny about the stream was how hysterical they played, even if it's just an Uno card game~
"In no timeline will you win." - Kronii, probably.
The best girl was the clipper all along
God editing
"Why is it when something happens it's always you four"
Now we wait for The Game of Life, where Kronii somehow ends up getting the maximum amount of Life tiles.
12:14 Calli becomes R2-D2.
Vesper running it down the second victory is in sight is the most league player shit imaginable.
That moment of legit concern from Vesper when he goes "wait I don't wanna play league" made me lose it lmao.
These four have great chemistry for these kinds of games
9:11 The way the scream of abject misery and regret got cut off is just so perfect.
These four will always go down in history as one of the most natural collabs in Holo history featuring Holostars and Hololive.
Gonna miss these two bois o7
I love the holosalt collabs you do bro they are always so funny
19:47 this cracked me up so much, when the realization sets in 🤣
There was enough salt courtesy of Calli that FEESH (Finana Ryugu) could make a lake into a sea basin. May as well add Gura in as well.
Kronii: "My grandma's deck have no pathetic card Calli. But it does contain... the UNSTOPABLE 0."
God Kronii is just the best.
37:18 pog gramps and chess
This stream was incredible
This was one of the games of all times!!
That feeling when you try to throw the game intentionally and still lost. Vesper is ready for LoL
She believed in the heart of the cards.
Miss this so much. I have no doubt doing these streams in all their PL accounts has to be bottom of their priorities list, but here’s hoping someday the gang gets together again in some form 🧂
Hahahaha 😂 Kronii SWEEP
10:05 insert the punisher meme but with magni's voice
Calli: green what a dumb collor...
Kronii: *Pulls a green 0 to win on the 2v2* U SAYIN' M8!?
Going to miss both especially Vesper
HoloSALT were good memories
The clock is too powerful, we might need Ame to intervene!
Oh man that was such a fun stream to watch live ^.^ Thanks for putting the highlights together, so many *perfect* moments.
I could imagine Calli saying this 😂
“Did you know I’m the Uno Champion in the world?” -H2O Delirious
When this bunch gets together, the salt really starts flying
I just realized they tried to beat the time gaurdian
the whole stream was so chaotic and you captured all my favorite parts!!
Truly a heart of the cards moment
Thanks for ur clips, been busy with life love that i can watch these for a summary of the stream
I've been busy with IRL things too so i'm glad you enjoy my vids! 💙
This is a video I stick on when going to sleep quite a lot recently, loved the stream and love this highlight reel.
Yayyy another HoloSALT collab! Thanks for these compilations!
Did Kronii just manipulated the timeline so she wins every game? lmao
That 0 draw clutch.
Just love how they kept challenging wild card when the card was just drawn lmao🤣
11:42 Is that a man riding the shrimp?!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
@@RanivusCh Wooooooooooo!
12:28 Pusoy Dos, Vesper?
Either he is Fil-Am, or has played with some Filipinos.
Also, is it still HoloSalt, or are we going with WARS?
I did a poll a few days back and HoloSALT was the winner, so i'm going with that. WARS was a close second.
I'm Fil-Am and even i didn't even know about Pusoy Dos LOL
@@RanivusCh Ok, HoloSalt it is!
As anothet Fil-Am, I only knew about it from other Fil-Am kids playing it and wanting to learn it but never did...
Kroni unleashed her inner Dio laugh
Been waiting for this thank you as always ❤️
Should rename vid to *Ouro Kronii's Guide to Salt Farming* 😏🐣😂
This was a fun watch memory thing... I do miss the guys and these collabs They where my favorite
That intro transition was so cool ✨✨✨
I absolutely love this thumbnail lmao
Once again, I put forward the idea of this group doing a Story Mode playthrough of Dokapon Kingdom
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i miss them ;-;
Honestly, great job on the thumbnail art
One could say that Vesper got Jinx’d
The Power of 0⃣ , Kronii went survival mode
Watch the whole stream as well guys because every second of that stream was a freaking blast ❤ worth the time spend 😂
Just realized that Kronii's last 0 was some heart of the cards level stuff since she could've just played any of the greens in her hand🤔...possibly giving the game to Magni/Calli.
She saw branching timelines. She played the only viable one.
someone needs to make an animation of this whole Uno Game.
28:30 she sounds so happy here lol
16:55
Fucking christ Calli.
Kronii sweep AGAIN 🤣💙
God, i love this video.
grampa is dota enjoyer ofc
Warden of subway bullies old man in a game of uno
Vesper gone. Misad😢
Kroni doesn't play UNO. She just allows you to lose.
The unstoppable force of Kronii winning met the Immovable object of Vesper losing, and perpetual motion won
Perfection