I have a hungarian last name, adapted from a german name, which is difficult to pronounce even for some germans, but especially for spanish people it seems impossible.
@Potato consider that you can read the word, you basically have spoken the surname of 60 percents of the Vietnamese lol Edit: roughly Edit 2: wrong reply lol
I’m Vietnamese and you did a great job at pronouncing Nguyen. I’m very happy you actually TRIED and didn’t make fun of it. I know lots of people that make fun of me for my name and it’s very annoying and rude. Good job :)
As a kid I would love it when other children were like “what’s your name again? Nyueg?” Good thing most people know it, it’s a common Vietnamese last name. subs would only say my first name.
I pronounce Nguyen, as “New Win” super fast. Mostly my family has been pronouncing Nguyen as that. Wait damn Dom just nailed the northern way of saying Nguyen...
there’s this kid in my class who’s name is ikechukwu omagubulem (or smth along those lines right) and he HATES substitutes trying to pronounce his name. well one day this african sub comes along and _NAILS IT_ and he just slams his fists on the table and goes *FINALLY!*
Eyyy "ikechukwu" is an ibo word....that dude is Nigerian like me 😁. I have the same prob with people trying to pronounce "Ifeanyi Uwadia" even though the pronunciation was changed to fit American dialect....
@@rikaeriksharethisvid6911 in Asia, name is written with last name first then first name last. LOL. My first name is Huy, last name is Ngo. In viet, I write Ngo Quoc Huy
Im Korean and my last name is Choe and it is supposed to be pronounced as Choi bc it is supposed to be spelled that way. Well, My dad misspelled it when we were coming to America, so it stuck with us. I went to the same school for 6 years and they stilled pronounced it as Cho. I corrected them thousand of times. Nothing has changed.
Gave me a good laugh!😂 I enjoyed the whole content! I'm still thinking what could be the middle name 😂1 I'm Filipino, and I have the so Spanish sounding name all in all. 😂
@Saudi King Volintine Ander of Arabia It's mostly spelled as "Pu". But it's pronounced in 2 other different ways in Thai either. I can confirm as a Thai person myself. And with the word "porn" included in some of the names. It's usually used in Women's names and it means "Blessings".
3:24 I’ve heard that a frequent American pronunciation of “Ng” is Ang, just adding an “A” to the beginning, this pronunciation was even used in the 1988 “They Might Be Giants” song “Ana Ng”
2:18 I know this video is old, but sometimes even some of my teachers said my name wrong :/ and I'm like WHYYY?? IS IT BCS MY NAME IS SO RARE THAT U FRICKIN MISSAID IT?!
*Mr. Pangibob*
Sultan Sketches lol😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Why
Fancy meeting you here.
Sultan Sketches yes Mr. Pangibob
Mr. Pangibob squarepants
The first time I faced racism was when Microsoft put red wavy underline in my first and last name
True tho.
Happens with me too..
Happens all the time with my first and last name. First time I experienced racism was on roblox
Happens with my last name
I can feel you
That happens with my friends first name AND last name
5:28
*Wolfeschlegesteinhausenbergedorff*
Me: *laughs in German*
I hope u get headstarts during tests or exams
Sounds like a cluster of different German surnames and place names.... we may have long words but our names are mostly not THAT complicated ^^
5:28
Sina true. but then again, I have like 3 middle names which are all longer than 6 letters and sadly it’s required to be written in exams.. smh
I have a hungarian last name, adapted from a german name, which is difficult to pronounce even for some germans, but especially for spanish people it seems impossible.
You nailed the "nguyễn", you actually nailed it
He did
yea bro :)
So true
@@microedit337 OMG! You- you actually have Nguyen as your last name. Oh my god 🤖
@Potato consider that you can read the word, you basically have spoken the surname of 60 percents of the Vietnamese lol
Edit: roughly
Edit 2: wrong reply lol
The first name “Dominic” means lordly so his full name is Lordly Foolish Danger. Epic.
Foolish Danger of the Lord.
Foolish Lord of Danger
@Sergeant FredPy dotor?
Bakit foolish?
Anu ba middle name nya?
panganib means danger in tagalog panganiban is will be in danger
Me: *starts laughing*
Friend: Why're you laughing?
Me: No reason.
My thoughts: *PUNJABOB*
Lessie Perreves PUNJABOBU
WHO LIVES IN AN APARTMENT IN TRONTO IN CANADA? PUNJABOB FOOLPANTS
1robrocker xD
DED ASsssSs
Lessie Perreves my thought: ponjaboob
“Danger is my middle/last name!”
Domics:
Hold my cassava cake
Pokémon talk squrtle: my middle name is danger
Why hasn't Dom hearted this yet
Pangubob
Ashleyleaf Blade13
666 likes?!
@@sethstuffanimates8419 not anymore.
I'm Vietnamese and I died laughing while watching this video. 3:40 is hilarious
3:12 you did a brilliant job on both accents, yay
😂 I cracked up at his reaction to 3:40
Person: don’t do anything foolish
Domics: please “foolish” is my middle name
Mom can we go see SpongeBob.
Mom: we have SpongeBob a home.
SpongeBob at home
P U N J A B O B
hahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha that should be a VINE OR MEME AND YES VINES ARE DEAD BUT STILL
spongebob at home: punjabob
Pungabob
Punjabob
*mr PANJIBOB*
Alex Jung lol
-Squarepants
🤣
MR.PORNPIPATONG
I heard, Punch a Bob
Being a libyan (north African), i feel extremely lucky to have a two- syllabe easily uttered surname "Wali", Waaaa,leee
My Asian name is Yueran.
So, naturally, a teacher called me urine in front of the whole class.
*That was a fun experience.*
yue ran...... chinese?
悦然？
oh my
bRUH i remember my teacher butchered my name so badly i just let my classmates correct them like 5 times
i͟t͟s͟ f͟i͟n͟e͟ t͟h͟o͟ :'D͟
Poor you
Haha
A teacher at school called this girl with the last name Nguyen, new engine
lol that's a whole new level
🐶akita🐶 that’s my teacher last name
I vomitted my dinner reading this
My friend's mom maiden name.
One time back in high school I had a friend named Joaquin and we had a sub in our geography class and this woman said it like Joe King
Dominic: Dangerous? Pfft, Danger is my last name!
Someone: You mean "middle", right?
Dominic: Nah, that's just foolish.
Max Dabski I laughed too hard for this to have so little likes
lol noice
This is an underrated comment
This is so good
i didn't catch his middle name.. what was it¿¿
holly crap he nailed the nguyễn !!!!!1!!!!!111!
Imagine Domics when he gets sent to the principals.
"Dominic Ping Pong, to the principals office."
‘Dominic Pungibob, please come to the principal’s office.’
i mean, it's better than ding dong ping pong
I actually LOLLED
I got notified on the speakers that I had won a raffle.
"Putman" is my last name.
"poopman" is what she said.
*Dominic Pling Plang*
"Don't upload that video Mr. Paul" 😂
LMAO
Casnny Buss Dont Just dont You little god church
Wait, so when i say "MmmmmmmMMMMMmm!" I'm saying a last name? WOAAH
@@bbueno2009 omg, i just realized how i'm so dirty minded, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAA? Boi I'm Innocent Like The Last Piece Of The Chicken Nuggets In The Kids Meal In
*McDonalds*
@@xxpsyco_devilxx9783 i am screaming rn xD
My friend has that surname (i know alot of people with the last name Ng and it's always pronounced "Eng")
@@cherubimtreats9726 Ikr
I’m laughing so hard 😂 2:04
"are you ready?" "Don't worry, my last name is danger"
My last-name is oyhanarte
O-ia-nar-taa :v
[first name] marquez kawasaki
@@eshik0y Kowalski Analysis!
@@eshik0y marquez kowalski, got it!
Some Random Guy: Don’t do that its dangerous!
Dominic: Danger is my last name.
am i the only person in the universe who enjoys dad jokes?
...
You're being FOOLISH by doing that
Dom : does it anyway
Also dom : I'm in DANGER
The random guy: Don't you mean middle na-
Dominic: You heard me.
diggie Constalation
Most of the time I'm the only person who likes my own dads jokes
@@honeyjuice219 You're not alone.....
"Filipino names are difficult"
Me, an Indonesian: I'm four parallel universes ahead of you
same
Im bruneian-
Im javanese
I'm a Batak
My name is H.D.Rinsangzela
I’m Vietnamese and you did a great job at pronouncing Nguyen. I’m very happy you actually TRIED and didn’t make fun of it. I know lots of people that make fun of me for my name and it’s very annoying and rude. Good job :)
As a kid I would love it when other children were like “what’s your name again? Nyueg?”
Good thing most people know it, it’s a common Vietnamese last name. subs would only say my first name.
Listen here, Nougat....
Waddup nagoooyin
"Danger is my middle name."
"No it's not."
"You're right, it's actually foolish."
"It is?"
" Yeah. *My last name's danger.* "
Brain explodes
lol my is danger lol
@@prezleymanga7717 bruh u havin a stroke?
Fun fact, "Dominic" as a name is Latin for "of the Lord". His name is Foolish Danger of the Lord.
Foolish danger
*He can literally be that person in a action movie who says "Danger is my last name" when someone says dont go! its too dangerous.*
“Don’t be a fool! It’s too dangerous!”
@@fishcompany6503 lol
Yea but foolish is his middle name
chào (có việt nam ko)and can you pronoun my name
@@deadchannelinactive9857 no its foolish, his last name is danger
3:11 holy shit Dom you nailed it! That southern Vietnamese “Nguyen” was impeccable
I thought it was chicken nuggets
I pronounce Nguyen, as “New Win” super fast. Mostly my family has been pronouncing Nguyen as that. Wait damn Dom just nailed the northern way of saying Nguyen...
Yeah where I’m from we pronounce it with like a ween sound
I thought it was nuh guy in
@@gomgomemmanuelPR NGU-WEING
This is really funny video. Specially Mr. Punge Bob, I can't stop laughing. 😂
there’s this kid in my class who’s name is ikechukwu omagubulem (or smth along those lines right) and he HATES substitutes trying to pronounce his name. well one day this african sub comes along and _NAILS IT_ and he just slams his fists on the table and goes *FINALLY!*
It’s not subtitles it’s autocorrect
That’s awesome!!!!!!!
Eyyy "ikechukwu" is an ibo word....that dude is Nigerian like me 😁. I have the same prob with people trying to pronounce "Ifeanyi Uwadia" even though the pronunciation was changed to fit American dialect....
Kiera Goins that's a pure Nigerian name
Kiera Goins I have a pretty simple Hispanic last name, even though nearly every teacher never gets it first try.
DOM THAT'S DANGEROUS!
Dom: Danger is my last name....
Dom thats foolish
Dom: foolish is my middle name
dom thats dominique
dom: dude stop
Dominic basically means “of the lord” or just “lord”
Your name is literally lord foolish danger
*has a nice ring to it*
Foolish Danger of the Lord.
I read as ‘Lord of Foolish Danger’
I’m really sorry.😅
....*PANANANANANANANA LORD FOOLISH DANGER!!!!*
I had to i just had to
Where did you get the "foolish"?
No one is able to pronounce either my first or last name, so I rather go by another name that my grandma gave me which is rather simple
When your last name is literally Savage:
People: " Are you serious? "
Me: " Yes.. "
Adam, is that you?
😂
Sabrina Savage reminds me of the family whose last name is Savage. They also owned a shop called JC’S
Sabrina Savage ITS ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED “SAVÀYE”
Is it really?
No🤣
My English teacher last name is savage
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even panjibob:
Domics: PANANANANA BATMAN
Dyhan Earl Reyes panjibob is domics
n x v a m a t i x n s oh sorry that was misspelled
Dyhan Earl Reyes punjabob
n x v a m a t i x n s just bob
Sub2sub?
in the Philippines we normally just call our friends parents “tita and tito” or auntie and uncle
Kinda same here in Indonesia. We also sometimes adress our friends's parents literally, like, "Good evening, Ricky's Mom."
In vietnamese I can my friend grandpa or grandma xd
Yep.. so true🤣😁😁
Yep thats true
Oh no, Tito.
My last name is Nguyen and I always say “just pronounce it as when”
Or nougat
“yeh i’m looking at you koreans”
*nervously laughing in lee*
im beom
well my last name is beom
@@sangbeom But isn’t seo your last name
@@rikaeriksharethisvid6911 The original korean pronunciation is Seo Sangbeom
@@rikaeriksharethisvid6911 in Asia, name is written with last name first then first name last. LOL. My first name is Huy, last name is Ngo. In viet, I write Ngo Quoc Huy
the moment he gave me the idea of searching up his name on facebook was when i realized, 'oh yeah, i could do that'
wiggly subu Yep
Dom, sitting in his office chair at home, saying various forms of *Pungibob* into his mic multiple times, then proceeding to edit it into the video
First I thought *Pungibob* said *Pornhub*
Not my fault
Blame on the internet... 4 *everything*
As a tribal northeastern Indian your surname was a piece of cake to pronounce 'cause we have names and surnames similar to yours.
"NANI? PUNJABOB!"
Who Lives in a Pineapple under the sea.....
"PUNJABOB" SquarePants
I’ve waited my whole entire life for this
Spongeboob squarepants
160th like
underratet comment-
i think the judge thought he was punjabi, since canada has lot of 'em.
Every time I say his last name in my microphone it translates to
*Bug honeybun*
Daniel Lara 😂😂😂
Pony barn is what mine said lol
Daniel Lara I got call minivan and how many bonds
im living in vietnam and you like: "nguyen" me: "bruh, yeah acceptable"
“Punjah-bob ... damn that judge should have been a butcher “
Golden JUnGKoOk lol I’m an Army too
I literally wheezed when he said punjah-bob💀💀
Izabel Talley why did you have to mention that? THIS VIDEO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BTS! (I’m a army but please, stop, it’s annoying)
Oof
0:39 honestly that's a pretty sweet last name
This 100% looks like something you would do crash.
I’m not going to accept it so don’t even bother
*Punjabob*
*PANGANIBAN*
"Don't upload that video Mr. Paul" lmao
Tyler Minear shade throw
Tyler Mansfield ash’s Anaheim sban
Im filipino and my last name is lopez
ExKillerz Gaming never be rude
@@Ajqj12iq bru why do u care
Once someone asked if my last name was short for Nguyen.
2:13
I know someone who's name is "Kim Park Lee"
if someone says that name wrong u can laugh ur ass off
Stan Lee R.I.P
@@bandit2777 i thought u were ded
@@lansot5513 Everyone did no one knows
*inhale* BOII
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea Punjabob Dominic Pants
Bob Smith love it
@@hotbleach9916 j
@@hotbleach9916 8
Wait why is your last name on TH-cam smith then
XD
Lol I lost it at “don’t upload that video Mr. Paul”
I just got the reference haha
Now I got it XD
I almost choked on my donut when he said that. 😂
Manon Tokio I don’t get it
Watched it a bunch of times, and still is the best and funniest video I've seen by Mr. Pongebob
My last name: “Cao” (Pronounced “Chow”)
My friends: “Cow?”
And that’s how I got my new nickname 😭
I don't have a last name, so I divided my name into two parts to fill forms.
Me too!!
You should tell your friends that once upon a time there was a powerful chinese warlord whose both names where Cao. The mighty Cao Cao!
*Sad XxMoonlight DestinyXx noises*
hhh omg unlucky xd
"DON'T UPLOAD THAT VIDEO MR.PAUL"
sleek
Li/ fe
Omg... it was so slick I didn’t even notice that til I read this comment...
Li/ fe Paul?! Hoo shit boi
OOOOOHHHh
A German reading Panganiban: "What's the deal? It's exactly pronounced as it is written!"
Wait, u German?
Same as italian
D
Ans wasnt the big name at the and german too? (im German too)
And youre so right bro
My last name is pretty simple.
What, you thought I was gonna tell you it?
Filipino Last names - "That's easy"
Swedish Last Names - "Now this is an Avengers level threat"
whats hard with Swedish last names, im danish and Swedish is really close to danish
Lol im norwegian so i can pronounse swedish last names
@@samlili7530 you've found the reason. it's part of your native tongue (partially or close to). and in other countries its completely different.
@@粭 i forgot to mention i lived half my life in iraq, so even now i cant speak danish probably. I learned danish 3 years ago
Ohhh Serbian and Poland last names are soo hard
dominic: Panganiban is a hard last name
Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: Am i a joke to you ?
that lastname sounds german
Renzo van den Brand because it is just a lot of words thrown together
( i understand german)
Ford _F150 both pfthe names are easy to pronounce for me
I'm geman so i can understand and pronounce it UwU
My last name is Schwindenhammer...
Domics: Pornpipa-
Also him: Porn?
TH-cam: DeMoNoTiZe!
Raging Ethal I dosed hearing it
I was going to comment that
more like Pol-n'
Ok it normal in Thai because most people have porn as surname
Friend: hi Mr puh....... oh fuck
Im Korean and my last name is Choe and it is supposed to be pronounced as Choi bc it is supposed to be spelled that way. Well, My dad misspelled it when we were coming to America, so it stuck with us. I went to the same school for 6 years and they stilled pronounced it as Cho. I corrected them thousand of times. Nothing has changed.
Whatup 최.
Should be spelt like Chweh.
@@bedrock6443fr like people can pronounce that 😭
Pongebob is an AWESOME last name.
pongeabob*
PREGANANANT?!?!
try to pronounce my last name though
LMAOO
Pregnant
Leky Ybanez ee-bah-nez.. I'm filipino so it's easy lol 😂
Lol, my last name is easy to pronounce.... But my best friend still has a tough time saying it! It's McGowen, btw
"that's dangerous!"
"DANGER'S MY LAST NAAMME"
"but your middle name i~"
"shh shh we dont talk about that"
I have a friend whose last name is Ng, it's pronounced "nang"
Literally most of the people I've known in my life my last name is unprenouncable to them AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Han-ear?
Me,who is Filipino: *laughs in Asian heatwave*
;-;
Me a Filipino: Ng? Isn't it nang in Filipino
lol
Mga and Ng will always make me laugh when a American tries to pronounce it.
Asterios The Minotaur same
Dominic means lord actually so domics name is
Lord Foolish Danger
Damn that's edgy
Its like those Animal Jam names
Like Bakugo, Lord Explosion Murder... but instead it’s Lord Foolish Danger..
Doms is now a my little pony character
Well I mean if more English was in there it would be Lord Of Foolish Danger
Filipino Last Name Stereotypes:
1:Spanish
2: Lots of nganganga's
3: Named after something ridiculous
4: Delos Reyes
P.A.D.U.A
6. (Btw)
My last name means cockroach
@@thejsph what? XD
Topunn is drowning it’s “Lipas”. Don’t google it unless you want pics of roaches
Gave me a good laugh!😂 I enjoyed the whole content! I'm still thinking what could be the middle name 😂1
I'm Filipino, and I have the so Spanish sounding name all in all. 😂
Punjabob
NOW THAT IS A LAST NAME
P U N J A B O B . . .
Teacher : why are you laughing
Me : nonthing
Brain : *PONJABOB*
2:00
Omg aha same
Iam pillino
Lol
I think you spelt nothing wrong
My first name is Faolán which is Irish but most Irish people don't know how to pronounce it
Top ten anime Names
LMAO XD
Zoomaster1 panganiban *intensifies*
Its BON KI
too ten anime names’ PLOT TWISTS
r/woosh
I'm from Vietnam and that "Nguyễn" at 3:11 is correct, you nailed it :v
Samson Tran well to some people
No it isn’t it’s new guy en
I can’t really type it
no he didnt i am also from VN
I'm Vietnamese to
Teacher: we have a new student
the kid: hi my name is chicken nugget
The kid: Hi my name is orange banana peel with red pizza.
The other kid: Hi! My names Burn't Toasted pizza with expired febreze
The other other kid:hi my last name is i Like trains.
The other other other kid: my name is memes
@@weirdernow Best one i'v seen so far
Yeah, a lot of Thai names do have the word “porn” in it
So sometimes it's kinda weird when I heard their last names
@Saudi King Volintine Ander of Arabia It's mostly spelled as "Pu". But it's pronounced in 2 other different ways in Thai either. I can confirm as a Thai person myself.
And with the word "porn" included in some of the names. It's usually used in Women's names and it means "Blessings".
i bet there is a person in this world with last name as pornstar
@@BringbetweenBern Probably, but definitely not a Thai person
@@BringbetweenBern Maybe American lol, because I know someone has a surname like Vagina lmao
He’s the only one that’s allowed to say “danger is my middle(last) name”
I know I’m late
U late so u no mr pongibob
popular plier NUUU NOT MR PUNJIBOB
It’s because it’s showing in people’s recomended now
in filipino panganiban
"panganib" means danger
ok?
OOF
Sh*thead?
It’s Sha-THEED
yess
_CV _
IS SHI-THEAD!!!
I seen that joke from somewhere... forgot where?
Where’s A-aron at?
ing without the i-
“Don’t upload that video Mr. Paul” 😂😂😂
Friend: "Hey you know Domics?"
Me: "Nope sorry i only know *P A N G A B O B* "
weedoe LMAOAKHDAH
Having the last name “White” .. my dad always told people .. “ she’s ok for a White Girl” ha ha
3:24 I’ve heard that a frequent American pronunciation of “Ng” is Ang, just adding an “A” to the beginning, this pronunciation was even used in the 1988 “They Might Be Giants” song “Ana Ng”
At least now you can actually say
"Dont worry, danger is my last name"
*yes*
S pungebob
Ahaha underrated
Omg
Yeessss
Polish surnames: laughs in Brzęczyszczykiewicz
Huh!
Tak!
Od wielkiej Brytanii 🇬🇧🇵🇱
Polska be like: get on my level bitches
laughing in strzelecki
Laughs with you in lithuanian with Rinkevičiūtė:Ddd
Anyone in a kids tv show: DANGER IS MY MIDDLE NAME!
Domics: huh well it's my last
2:33 - Difficulties with your surname do not give you the right to mock other people's surnames
Domics: How do you prounouce this? 🤔
Vietnamese Friend: Mmm. 😊
Domics: _NANI?!!_
actually the way saying "ng" in that way is correct
ng is a chinese last name
Cartoon Master stop with the Nani. It’s annoying
no, it's much more complicated.
No, in Vietnamese it's different.
_P O N G E B O B_
There are Filipinos with the last name Ng and we pronounce it as "nang"
Commonly those people are Chinese right?
rainbow sparkles I saw someone with a last name with 3 FREKING Ggg his last name was Ggganlo
@@joojie_boojie581 as far as I know, yep
@@zo-minamotoclan8472 that's something new to me! Do you know how it's pronounced?
rainbow sparkles GU ONE LO
4:15 is crazy
“Now here's a tutorial on how to pronounce my last name.”
Me already a Filipino: PANGANIBAN.
I can pronounce it as a Pakistani
I know!!! It’s so easy!
I'm guessing most southeast asians can pronounce it pretty well
@@lemonyfish3303 im european and had no trouble at all
me an indonesian: wow thats so easy
My Greek first, middle, and last name meaning is: "Immortal Jacob son of Apostle". True story...
have mercy on us "immortal jacob son of apostle" I'm dying XD
Greek words are...
Interesting.
@@Mamon_Saleh XD
Ω - I'll think about it .... - Ω
Lol
love from Greece lol
Who else after learning PANGANIBAN
said, “Hi Mrs. and Mr. PANGANIBAN
How to pronounce a bit more right.. Panganiban(Fang-ah-Ni-ban)
I might have
2:18 I know this video is old, but sometimes even some of my teachers said my name wrong :/ and I'm like WHYYY?? IS IT BCS MY NAME IS SO RARE THAT U FRICKIN MISSAID IT?!
I looked up ‘Dominic’ and it means “belonging to god” so your name literally means
Dangerous fool belonging to god
My name means a person who is fighting with joy xd
Mine: a happy warrior and a son of Martin living on an island with trees from suhla
Apparently my name means warrior champion defender of man.
Also the academy award is named after me; same thing with the fish. Truuuuust me.
@Pineapqles So how are you related to Stuart?
well nice to meet you, dominic panjibob
*Dominique
Hope Kookie is
My last name is Svejkovsky and people always mispronounce it as "Wazowski" that's why my co-workers and my boss gave me a nickname "Mike Wazowski"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is it pronounce like Tchaikovsky? So Svej-kov-sky?
I summoned the demon because of you damn you
I’m guessing your polish
My last name is Blahodyr
The punjabob really had me 😂
Dominic shpuld he an action hero. His last name is literally danger.
Dominic means Lord, so he is the Lord of Foolish Danger
Dominic Danger. Sounds bad-ass.
Or lord foolish risk