Raffy 6 months ago: *most friendly man ever to live* Raffy now: *loads a shotgun and says “oh so you’re having trouble sleeping? I can put you to sleep”*
Thank you so much raffy! I've watched so long and appreciate you so very much! Keep up the hard work I know you are always working so hard and that's why we love you( your fans )! Anyway have a great day wish I could send more!!
TIMESTAMPS 0:01 a word from our sponsor :) 1:12 intro, whispering, talking on phone 2:36 a shotgun and reloading sound 3:58 T H I S I S S C A R Y 5:11 Raffy asksquestionsandtakesnotes 6:55 notebook 7:22 special formula and little green cup 9:36 small scissors 13:51 water bags 19:31 massage roller 22:29 little soccer ball 24:08 little birds pillow and mason jar 26:30 brush 30:35 outro It was a great video Raffy, you are a master at this. Everyone can use this time calendar anyway, have a good sleep everyone...
@@brandonwood3442or he comes from a community where guns are used as weapons instead of self-defense tools; so his experience with firearms is fear instead of safety
Me: Hey Doc, yeah I’m having a problem getting sleep at night Doctor: ahh ok so I can make sure you get the perfect amount of sleep *loads up a shotgun* Doctor: Alright now I’d like you to say ahhh for me
2:05 this reminded me of this one time a friend fell asleep in class and the profesor said "let him sleep who knows whats going on in his life he could have problens we dont know of" and probably everyone else just thought to themselves "nah he was just gaming till late"
Me: taffy has gun? “Click” Raffy: racks gun while telling me he will put me to sleep Me: booty hole clenches in confusion Raffy: serves me motor oil Me: confused but always wondered what it’s be like to be a car Raffy: proceeds to cut my hair unconsensually
Me: Hey doc, I’ve been having a lot of pain in my left leg at the moment, can you see if you can fix it? Doctor: Of course, I’ll make all the pain go away *Loads Shotgun*
me: Hey Doc, i’m having trouble sleeping Dr Raffy: * while tapping loaded shotgun in my face * How often do you find yourself fantasizing about Jello? me: Yes
Just watched the doctor video you made a few years back the other night so imagine my surprise when you referenced it in that begining part, love the content Raff keep it up
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Accidentally shoots his gun
Raffy : I’ll have to edit that out…
lmao
Oh lol I love it
So good omg
then he doesn’t edit it out because he never usually edit things out
God damn its 2 am and you made me laugh out loud
MY GUY RAFFY LOOKIN LIKE ME IN THE CUT ☮️
Yooo wsp rich!! Love your videos
Yessir both of y’all are my favorite asmrists ngl keep up the good work
YOOOOO RICH
Yooo what up from one of your subscribersss
My 2 fav ASMRists rn
Raffy's really going to put you to sleep now... He's not fucking around anymore
I laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂😂
@@djcaymannlmao bro
😴🔫👌🏻🧔🏻
"This is not okie dokie"
**Loads shotgun**
i spit out my drink at this comment
he really isnt fucking around anymore he just ended me
Raphy: I am sure this “trigger” will definitely put you to sleep.
Being like :"I can feel the tingles"
Exquisite pun
Oh god
Ahhh….the tingly feeling of blood loss!
@@matthewrarig6760 😳
“I’m here to put you to sleep” *rack his shotgun* “forever”
Putting people to sleep, and giving people tingles, and I'm all out of tingles.
no dont pls i have a family
@@pyc12344 you won’t when your under the ground -raffy
@@Mr_Rabbit I think you need some down time
@@pyc12344 u said family, nothing is more important than family
“Are you sexually active- No?”
Omg I died
he didnt let us the time to answer lmao
I fuckin screamed
"How often do you find yourself fantasizing about jello?"
Not often enough
Like a wise man once said "Buzz look an alien!" -Woody
How did he know 😭
This was called a "regular doctor" in the 1800's.
that actually make sense lol
@@crowbar4976 more like heroin 😂
@@crowbar4976 i think in Finland doctors are diverent
I’d still call it normal maybe because I’m from ky
@@crowbar4976 **booze
People in the comments actin surprised but I remind y’all, Raffy is a FLORIDA MAN & he will put yo ass to sleep 😳😴
Ya
Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣
Raffy literally putting everyone to sleep by any means out there
Imagine going to the doctor and heading “just let me load my shotgun” like bro I’d be outta there before he could say the word shotgun
@@jacksondarnell7313 i mean it's JUST a shotgun? what's the worst that could happen?
Raffy really just threatened someone over the phone, then hung up politely with "Bye bye now"
I almost died laughing at the tumbnail.
Me too🤣
@Adachi San wow rude
@Adachi San what a sad life you live
@Adachi San u must be one hell of a skinny boy
@Adachi San you wrote this 7 Minutes after it was Posted he lives in your hwad
"Alright, I-I-I subscribed, now p-please put t-the gun down, s-sir."
Raffy 6 months ago: *most friendly man ever to live*
Raffy now: *loads a shotgun and says “oh so you’re having trouble sleeping? I can put you to sleep”*
Nothings changed
@@DreErdna lmao
i liked when he fed me his piss, that was pretty nice
666 likes
Very based
Thank you so much raffy! I've watched so long and appreciate you so very much! Keep up the hard work I know you are always working so hard and that's why we love you( your fans )! Anyway have a great day wish I could send more!!
You’re awesome. Thank you
Giga donut accelerator is getting brown 💀
@@GustavoOMestre what💀
TIMESTAMPS
0:00 - 1:12 Sponsor
1:13 - 2:35 Whisper / Intro
2:40 - 4:12 Shotgun
4:13 - 6:58 Whisper / Writing sounds
6:59 - 7:25 Tapping on the notebook
7:50 - 9:39 Little bottle sounds
9:40 - 13:40 Scissors
13:55 - 16:33 Tapping
16:34 - 18:02 Liquid sounds
18:04 -19:10 Lid sounds
19:31 - 22:30 Tapping / Shaking Sounds on "medical device"
22:31 - 24:08 Ball Tapping
24:10 - 25:10 Liquid + Tapping
25:15 - 26:30 Tapping on the little pillow
26:30 - 30:27 Brushing
30:30 - Outro
Out of context the 3rd time stamp is the most concerning and confusing thing ever
Was looking for it. Not sure if there was one cuz im early. Ty for making it ma man
You are the goat. What drives you to be the greatest of all time? You beat the other guys to it
ball tapping.. ouch
I don’t know why “Shotgun” typed by a time stamp in a asmr video feels so powerful
Loads shotgun, "If you had the choice, would you rather be buried or cremated?"
this is raffys way of telling fans to stop coming to his house
Smh, people were seriously doing that? No common sense
wait what did people actually do that?
@@yeefie2451 idk lol was just jokin :,)
@@mrtesticlease4638 oh ok :)
Thats illegal take his guns out so we can raid him peacefully..
TIMESTAMPS
0:01 a word from our sponsor :)
1:12 intro, whispering, talking on phone
2:36 a shotgun and reloading sound
3:58 T H I S I S S C A R Y
5:11 Raffy asksquestionsandtakesnotes
6:55 notebook
7:22 special formula and little green cup
9:36 small scissors
13:51 water bags
19:31 massage roller
22:29 little soccer ball
24:08 little birds pillow and mason jar
26:30 brush
30:35 outro
It was a great video Raffy, you are a master at this. Everyone can use this time calendar anyway, have a good sleep everyone...
🙏
Thank you
him pumping the shotgun scared you?
@@fscorpion678 ikr, OP must be very sheltered haha
@@brandonwood3442or he comes from a community where guns are used as weapons instead of self-defense tools; so his experience with firearms is fear instead of safety
3:58 is the most American ASMR sound I have ever heard.
And if you liked it you should check out rich asmr :)
@@gabrielaagusts9854 Deadass was about to say the same thing
I hate that.
@@highpierre4537 transform that hatred into love ❤️ the love of guns 💪🏼
@@r011ing_thunder6 hell yeah man
This is pure American asmr
Me: Hey Doc, yeah I’m having a problem getting sleep at night
Doctor: ahh ok so I can make sure you get the perfect amount of sleep
*loads up a shotgun*
Doctor: Alright now I’d like you to say ahhh for me
oh wow
*Fatality*
The new anesthesia
Let’s blow the head sky high
Anti-deppressor
The smile at 3:27 was amazing
Looks like Raffy is going "hunting" for people to give tingles to.
Wow only people. What about French Blue Immortal Jellyfish.
there’s no choke in the gun
Raffy has had a enough now he’s gonna kill us with tingles 🌝
7:07 this is why i love raffy man he just made that up on the spot to make it looks so good rlly appreciate the effort top class asmr
BEST. THUMBNAIL. EVER.
Old Testament: the case makes good sounds
NEW TESTAMENT: THE SHOTGUN MAKES GOOD SOUNDS
We've come so far
I think the gun makes good sounds
Mormons: Joseph Smith makes good sounds
Underrated comment
Oddly, I would argue that it's the other way around, what with all the smiting and plagues of the Old Testament
I could watch a whole video of just “tricky lids” it’s such a good sound. I’m playing that part over and over again :) Thank you!
The doctor when he sees a man with an apple
Good one
DACTAAA STAPPPAGE- CONOR MCGREGOR
IM DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
You're honestly the most sane doctor I've met, thanks Raffy!
“How many potatoes have you eaten in the last 72 hours?”
Me, an Irishman: Yes
Me, also an Irishman: Yes
Mé: Sea
Me, a belarus: do you know the definition of infinity?
Omfg
@@bignicotine Me, is from Idaho: Yes
3:27 my man looking ready to give us some tingles
Based on that thumbnail, I assume that "sleep" refers to "permanent unlive."
aliven't
Dead asleep
No wake up
I love a doctor that values protecting his work and patience
*Raffy shoots someone*
Also Raffy : I'll have to edit that out
I think the blood makes good sounds
"Would you rather be buried or Cremated?"
- Well at least If Im gonna die this insane man will respect my wishes
Lmao he asks the goofiest questions and ends with ‘any allergies?’ this dude💀💀
13:19 when the quiet kid gets bullied
Bruh fax
Me: do you have any sleeping pills
Raffy: ya, hold still
Yes, this seems like a real Florida doctor
me: "doctor I wanna sleep"
My man: *pulls out shotgun* "that isn't a issue"
2:05 this reminded me of this one time a friend fell asleep in class and the profesor said "let him sleep who knows whats going on in his life he could have problens we dont know of" and probably everyone else just thought to themselves "nah he was just gaming till late"
We need mo teachers like this
That’s one respectable professor
MORE
@@dr_goofy momo
Could’ve been college home work
3:25 that evil smile when he loads his shotgun. lmao ;p
Me: *Buys a lunch that doesn't have any fruits or vegetables*
The Lunch lady: *Insert thumbnail*
"No ones going to be buried or cremated today"
Somehow that didn't calm me down
Hey doc "gets gun aimed at head"
4:15
raffy: "oh you are having troubles with sleep, i can put you to sleep "
pulls out shotgun *
Interviewer: Do you have any questions?
Me: 5:56
Interviewer: We meant questions about the job..
Me: taffy has gun? “Click”
Raffy: racks gun while telling me he will put me to sleep
Me: booty hole clenches in confusion
Raffy: serves me motor oil
Me: confused but always wondered what it’s be like to be a car
Raffy: proceeds to cut my hair unconsensually
Pretty sure your ears are gone
“Are you sexually active?”
Me: No 🥲🥲
Raffy: No? Okay
Me: 🥲🥲🥲🥲
Haha 😐😐😐😐
Did he just roast us
@@r011ing_thunder6 he did, and it hurts lmao
😭😂
Didn’t even give us time to answer like it was some default answer😂
Raffy: “she is sleeping”
Me: with the fishes
Finally, a doctor who can help me with the 30-50 feral hogs that keep me up at night
I love Raffy's roleplay Asmr's. He always makes it funny, I love that
I’m just a simple man, I see a noty from Raffy, I click it.
Agree
Raffy never fails to make me tingle. Such an awesome video.
"So what brings you into the office today?"
Me: "I'm fuckin sick innit"
"You're having sleep problems?"
Me: "yeah OK sure"
Init bruv
*Loads shotgun
@@SAVUFILMS 🤣 ITS 3AM AND I JUST STARTED SHITTING MYSELF LAUGHING
If you spoke like that he'd probably shoot you lol
“How many potato’s have you eaten in the last 72 hours” I was like wait is this a marno video 💀
Ain't NOBODY touchin my case that makes good sounds.
-Raffy, probably.
Okay the liquid sounds of whatever you made us drink 👌…more of that please
Clicked for the thumbnail, stayed for the comforting sounds :)
Ok
Boy, I listen to this every day!
The simultaneous close-up whispers and haircutting sounds is perfection! Thanks, Raffy!
Raffy: “Don’t EVER show your face around here again.” 😡
also Raffy: “buh-bye now~” 😌✨
This man never fails to deliver quality content 👏🏽💯
When you’re a doctor at 9:00 am but your a full time maniac as well
This is literally the best ASMR video I ave ever seen
Me: Hey doc, I’ve been having a lot of pain in my left leg at the moment, can you see if you can fix it?
Doctor: Of course, I’ll make all the pain go away
*Loads Shotgun*
The way Raff smiled after loading the first round, reminds me of looney toons
I thought "insane" on the title was just a metaphor but after 10 minutes into watching, i guess i was wrong...
The fact the first question he asked was “are you sexually active?” Was freaking hilarious.
"how often do you find yourself fantasizing about jello?" Bro i was just about to fall asleep and now i cant stop laughing
Something is telling me this is the real Raphy coming out
Home intruder: breaks into house during filming this video
Raffy: "This is where the fun begins"
*gets comfortable, closing eyes*
"So how how often do you fantasize about jello?"
*flings up and rewinds* 0.0 say that again?
"He got an old Mossberg in the Mossy Oak duffle bag laying in the back of the dump, boy DON'T, MAKE, ME, GO, POP, THE TRUNK (on youuuu!!)" - Raffy
3:27 thats definitely what i wanna see before going to sleep
I absolutely adore this. This wacky stuff is much easier to focus on for me with adhd and so is much more effective
Damb I didn't know that you could put people to sleep with a gun in more ways than one
Raffy is all about that family!
I feel like this video is a warning to someone he knows irl
maybe there is a crazy fan stalking him...
YOU BETTER GET THOSE TINGLES
me: Hey Doc, i’m having trouble sleeping
Dr Raffy: * while tapping loaded shotgun in my face * How often do you find yourself fantasizing about Jello?
me: Yes
😂
He’s been playing too much Red Dead 😂
me: great i'v been craving a doctor asmr
raffy: have a gun to your head
me: hmmm
Love the role play. Also, sounds like some Marno type humor with those questions. Great work!
Normal doctor: count to 10 slowly
Dr Raffy Taffy: 32 min video of asmr with a gun to your head
Love you Raffy!!
Raffy is sick our shit of not sleeping so he's just gonna make us sleep forever
Plot Twist: Raffy is in charge of new survey questions for the mafia.
My raycons just came in and I love them thanks Raffy!
Dr Realdoctor everyone he is real and definitly a "real" doctor
The thumbnail + the title is perfect
Are you sexually active, no, writes for about 15 seconds 😂😂
He wrote it in a fancy way
I laughed about this more than im supposed to. Your so funny man... u made my week. Thanks.
I’m somewhat of a second amendment fan myself.
I love you, thanks
Our rights depend on it
& lives
Death beads are the best beads
I like this one
True definition of a Florida doctor
Ayyyy im fw the og juice pic
Raffy: That engine oi- I mean that potion should kick in here in a second.
Me: Uhhhh.. okay.
7:53 wow. I have been trying to find this trigger for ever, thank you.
Its my favorite thanks for the time stamp lol
Rapphy: Im gonnna Give u medication
Also Rapphy: Pulls Out oil
Now THAT is a real trigger
Raffy, your title being “Insane doctor puts you to SLEEP” with a thumbnail of you with a gun makes me think we are talking about different sleep types
Just watched the doctor video you made a few years back the other night so imagine my surprise when you referenced it in that begining part, love the content Raff keep it up
You cant just move out of California and not buy guns lol. I like the lid sounds type shell loading